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feS j awawi
ft
AMERICAN SAW COMTANY,
xixrrACTCntru or
EMERSON'S PATENT
kovablo-Tooth nnd Perforated Circular
Sayrs-
psrforated Mulay, Mill and Cron-Cut Saws,
wtlli Adjustable Sockets.
SAW-QUMMERS, SWAGES,
CANT DOGS, ETC.,
have ettabllfhcd an office (or tho rale of the
above articles, at
No. 605 Frenl Slrret, Snn rrantiito.
0-Descriptive I'amplileti will 1 forward
til to any one giving 11 their addrc.
angl5-3m.
FHANCO-AAIEUICAN
HOTEL AND RESTAURANT,
orrosiTE Tim
Odd Fellow's Hall,
Jacksonville, Oregon.
Traveler and resident boarders will line
MADAME D" ROBOAM'S
BEDS AXfD BEDDING
I'lsccd In flrt cUm order, nnd In every
Way superior to any In thl section, nnd
itiri&ul by nny In the Slate.
her boobs Ann .nwiv fi'iimsiicd,
And a plentiful supply of the lt nfeti-ry
thing the nurki-t affords will lie ob-
talnrd for
II ER TABLE.
No troubled will be spared to deserve Ibe pat
ronage of ll.p traveling us tll a the erraa
ncnt community.
Jacksonville, March 31, IMS.
Sl'KOIAL XOTICKS.
If
TAKOFTIIEISIOS!
';3T0If1AGH BITTERS!
CCESrUTED
.wl.NUlr.rmm."-Mt.u!i fryliurW;
TRY
Ar
JUDGE i
rcn i
YOUR J
SELF! i
THEM!
TRY
THtMI
5
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A '.aM 1 . and ft luot J
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I UcUi0mii w. luarli, f.ioi,. j.,1 It i r : J J
()xw,, ruli 7-iw. lcr. IHr !..
iLoMdf Aw-ll-. '- lrtrv;Tit.,
. A. lTSKIUl'Sl X. Koix Jfrr -int.
I ror iii'ir.e A- J In. VM I r.i ! r
m m
oftillrtmciic nibrrsliii;
ojfc 'A'
CEPARTMENT OF MEDICINE AND
SUflOERY.
SflSlON fur lCf-tl will commence on the
lonrth day of Novrii.ber, nnd continue
i .f iixmihi. The Medical Di-p-inmi-nt l
i w estubllh'-d m u permanent institution.
T.iineiuis of illustration In emh department
a-e ample end the courn of Instruction thor
o-igii ond complete. Matcrinl for pructlral
Anatomy will bs supplied. Studititt on arrlv.
Ii C In the city are nqnuted to call on the Dean,
wiu will give any lufurmatlon desired. Let
ter of Inquiry addressed In the D.on will re
rehe prompt attention. Medical books can
be procured la thli city.
II. OAUTKXTLU. M. I).
Dean of tie Medical Faculty,
Salem, Oregon.
BOUND TO" DO IT!
D. C. MILLER
IS BOUND TO WORK
ACCORDING TO THE TIMES.
(T HORSE SHOEING JJ)
At reduced prices for cash,
discount will bo made on all
where cath li paid.
March 20th, 18C8.
Ten per cent,
kind of work
mcb2ltf
Hk Fowncirymen
AND BLACKSMITHS.
OimUrUnd and UUtU COAL and I'lO IKON
1,000 Tonf
la Slot and Afloat, for Ml t7
J. It. DOYIE,
ill aad'tlS J'idfio 81. Bo TnclKO.
1 rtHy
lOLDXU'B BOUMTXM.
T HAVE RECEIVED FROM THE U. 8.
X Treasury draft for the bounty of the follow
ing named gentlemen :
Ucorpe W. Atbley, Charles S. Jialrd, 0. 0.
Ilally, Qbarlei V. Ohappell, Garrett Crocket,
lamea M. Ilozle, Wn. A, A. Hamilton, Jo-t-'ph
Moran, Daid A. Taylor and Jaoea
Weater.
Thew gentlemo will pleaM call and get
their pay.
B. F. DO WELL
JaekwDTille, 8ept. 1st, 1868.
ttgm
VOL. XIII.
nUSINESS XOTICKS.
Peter Britt, "
Photographic Artist,
JACKSONVILLE, OllEGOX.
Ambro ty po s,
Photographs,
Cartos do Vislto
nose i.v the ri.sr srri,R or Anr.
Pictured Itrtluccil
0 rS't.AI!GD TO LIFE SIZE.
DR.A.B.OVERBECK,
Physician & Surgeon,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
Ofllcc at hit roldence, In the Old Vrerbeck
Hospital, on Oregon Street.
DR. E. H. GREENMAN,
PHYSICIAN AND SUHGKON,
OFFICE-Corncr of California and Fifth
Streets, Jacksonville, Ogn.
He will practlco In Jackfon nud adjacent
coiintUf, and attend promptly to prufim-Uiaal
cnll. fcWtf
DR, A. B. OVERBECK'S
BATH ROOMS, '
la tho Ovorbcck Hospital,
WARM, COLD & 6IIOWEK DAT1IS,
SUHCAYS AIjTD WEDNESDAY
r. Giiriii:, 31. i).,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
OFFICE refuoved to California Street,
6onth side.
J.ck'Mitlllc. Die. '.'1.1. UCT. ce-.'ltf
l)!t. M1WIS (iAXl'.NC,
PJIVSICIAX SURGEON AX I)
Wfll.L attend to any who uny reoulrc ld
Miilee. Offlco at II I'. lii'U' oCice.
on He Uu Ide s.1 A'ru-i. Jui.kontl!l.nbr.tf
u. v. twwkm c. n. WA1S0N.
DOWELL & WATSON,
ATTOHKEYG AT LAW,
Jurbaomlllr, (liruu.
Varrcn Lodw Kf, 10. A. F. & A. M
a. )l"I,i iln'r r-irUr oWMiuulcatkH
5f "ii i)i luliiy Kiviluy iirprwvsl-
'iik the full moon, in jai'.jmh.i.. u-
i.ux. A. MAirUN, W. 11.
0. W. SAVAiit.Sec'y.
Slotico.
rpllE lH.kii tnd aooounts of the Sb.tixm. nr
X li the hnd ol .Mr. E. II. Wiiton. Thow
llidbtd :t rKuw call urn) y their uc
uuiti. JJ. F. HOWELL.
Toams Wanted for Camp
Warner.
ON. and after the firit day of October, IBCS.
the miderliriud have detfrinlned to e
for cah eAclufllj CAcrpt upon tpeelal con
tract. Thofe Indtbttd to the llrm mut posi
tively pay up. at all account wilt to cloted Oc
tober M? GLESNIJUUM&CO.
npWtr.
BOOT AND SHOE MAKERS.
NOTICE. -Having deponed of our Fac
ir.n- ui ntn low urenured to nlve our shule
attention to our Leather mid Finding bunliien.
y... 1 J .!!..'.. Ipnni Ppunf. ITllir .V Kill
un uniin, iiinv,. num i w-.. -.-j-i
Domektlo Leather, Iloqt Legi. etc.
Joun O. Hkis, I L.1avkk. I Jons Biuy,
New York. I'arl. flan I-ranelsco,
AdJress, IIEIN .t IUIAV, 5au Francisco,
-tie ntlcry Street
EL DORADO,
a.K.Cur.CI.J.OBii.SU,JckMnllle,0.
S. M. FARREN.
ATTENTION FARMERS!
Gang Plows.
IIMVE purchased the pateut right of Jck
(on and JoeDhlneceuntIe. for the celebra
ted l'flel GANG PLOW, and am now
prepared to fill orders, and will guarantee that
this plow will do better work with 1cm power,
and glvu more t atltfactloo than any yet offered
to Ihe farmers of houthcrn Oregon. I'lows
warranted in ever respect, and all kinds of
bluckunlthlng done at ten per cent. dUcouut
forcnh. octlOmS P.DONEOAN.
DisMlatiea of 7artMrskip.
rpUE partnerhlp heretofore existing btteen
J. E.-H. and Wm. 0. Greenm-n is dhvolvcd
this day. The acsouots of Ur. Greenman have
been disposed of to W. 0. Greenman, and an
tamedlat. settlement isulred.
W. 0. GREENUAK.
Anf th, 16C8. g8tf
JACKSONVILLE, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1808.
riJ
!
OREGON Mi,TI:i:i,
l'UBUSHED
Ercry Satunlav Morntng by
B. F. DOWELL,
OFFICE, CORNER 'O If TIURD STREETS.
TEiiMa of st'ittcmrTiuxt
ftuliffiS'ifi &5FJSS,
not twin wiinin me llrl U rnnutlK or tho rrar.
fire dollar : ir not paid until the expiration
of tho year, lx dollars.
TKUHS UP ADVUnTlSISd I
One ninare (10 lines or lew), flirt Insertion,
three dollars ; each subrequenl Inicrtlon. oue
dollar,
A dlfconnt of Oily per cent, will
I HI
made (o those who adrerllse 17 Ihii jcar.
TCLegal Tenders received at carrent rates.
Faded Leaves
A tiliiblnp roe tho care to me,
With wonls of pntUo and loro ;
I thought the narer fnl.-o could be
That rhe would constant prove.
.linn I the roe ihe gave to me
Did fadennltc roon and die :
I found the lorclr thin; to be.
Like her a withering lie.
Letter From Washington.
rnoM out: 8ii:ci.vt. coittiusro.vuKNT.
Wasiiixhtox, 3Ionday, J
October 10th, 18U8 J
lilt: OCTIUIKi: KTATK IXKLTtOXH.
The founds of rejoicing over the
M.V..V -... I.IIW.1II lllillll I UWiUlllUlt III
fAflt I F.il.iililiMnn !, ... ....Mlm.il f.t
I Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana nnd Xo-
braskii, lust Tuesday have hardly died
away Tlie Democrat have lost all
1 hope of miocws and virtually givo uji
I the eoutett. They concede that their
I defeat in Xovetnbcr U not only inevi
I table, but that it will be complete nud
I overwhelming. Tho Wvrhl and the
! 2uttfoiwl Intxlligmcer have called up
1 on Seymour and lllairto withdraw and
I give place to more available candidates,
1 Many of the leaders of the party tnl.c
:lhc tame new of tho f-ituutinu boldly
jdeclaiiug that the Tammany ticket
U nlrvady badly be.ttcn, and thai un
less some ma.tetlv stroke of poller can
be devised to retrieve tho fortunes of
Democracy, the party will j)as out of
! u.itciicu before the close of the lie-
1 publican Administration. ISiitthema
I jurity nl the.lenili'M stiy it h too late
to put new cmidiihilc in the field now,
and they give up the oonte.t in des
pair. IiKVuCUATIC MlT.DKttti A.VI) (intiAliltri,
The iHair letter is bearing fruit in
the South ulmoiit daily. Since it" pub
lication hundreds of Union men have
been acsuj-siimU'il, and the rebuilt luive
been in n Mate ol open icbellioii in
iiiuiiy parts ol tho South. They (lis
pewe tho Courts nnd County ollicors
in Arknnt-as, droe the Union men to
the woodf, nud killed scores of iinio
cent people; they besieged a United
States fort in Texas ; killed and woun
ded over fifty Union men nud women
iu one day at Coruill:i,commilted whole
sale t-laughter at Opelousas ; and have
1 carried 011 a war of extermination all
I over the South. Last Saturday night
they ntsasMiiated tho Sherill' nud Par
ish Judge of St. Mary's Parish, at
Pr-njn J.oilUhllKl,
' '
The day befoie
the captured a steamboat loaded
with Government Mores, a few miles
below Memphis, and destroyed 3,3(0
muskets, being shipped to Arkansas.
I'KXSIOXS.
The Commissioner of Pensions is
prcpaiing an estimato of tho amount
to bo appropriated by Congress at tho
coming session for his bureau for the
fiscal year ending Juno aoth, 1870.
Ho estimates that he will need $23,072
028, a decrease from the amount ask
ed for the fiscal year ending Juno 30,
1809. Tho whole amount of money
paid for pensions from tho foundation
of the Government until Juno 30th,
1808, has been $101,048,252 10. Tho
30th of Juuo last there were 100,043
names on the pension rolls, divided as
follows: Army invalids 74,782; wid
ows and others included In army pen
sions, 02,243; Navy invalids, 1,175;
widows and others included in navy
pensions, 1,443.
THE I'UESIDKST'S OltDEH.
The President has issued an order
citing certain acts of Congress and
clauses of tho Constitution, with a
view it is supposed, of encouraging tho
people of tho unreconstructed States of
Virginia, Mississippi, and Texas to
distegard tho electoral college bill and
yPJvll'4'JHl'JvJl'
hold elections for President and Vice
President. This order was falsely is
sued over tho signature of Gen. Grant,
and cent out to the nrtny as his order,
when in fact he never xav tho order,
never signed it, and knew notning
about it.
Till: AtUOl'IINMUNT Of COXOUKSS
Last Priday .Mr. Wade, President of
tho Senate, nnd Sneaker Colfax, an-
!" n their res,,eetivo dmaiben it.
tho Capitol, according to law, and went
through the form of calling tho two
houses to order, and adjourning them
until the 10th day of November.
Three Senators and seven members
werp present. It is not expected now
that there will bo a session before the
usual timo of meeting in December.
A CIIANUK COMUS OVKlt THE Rt'lIIIT Of
TIIKtlt DltKAM.
Tho moral inlluenee of nit election
is sometimes truly wonderlttl. 'A leo
pard cannot chango his spots," but a
Copperhead can change his politics
when tho Republicans carry tho elec
tions. Half tho rlerks in tho Depart
ments here were brawling Copperheads
a week ago, and every boarding house
in Washington resounded with
their nbusc of tho "Radical Con
gress'' and the "Radical" candidates
for President and Vice President.
Ratio laud behold, tho elections in
Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana and Ne
braska, caused a "change to come over
the b r t jf their dreams; and the dav
alter the election not a Democrat could
be found all "Radical.," Grant nnd
Colfax men, nnd nlwnys had been. IC.
A Question.
Some ten miles away from this city,
says an exchange, H a primitive sort of
a t illage called Tai ry town. Here not
long since tho rustic youth of the vi
cinity congregated for a dance nud
dance tlicv did with an unction un
known lo our city belles and beaux.
One interesting young man, having
imbibed rather freely of the critter, be
came n little balmy in the course of
the evening, ami wisely concluded to
ictitefora shoit rest. A door ajar
near the dancing hall, lovenlud, iut it
iugly, a glimpse of a comfortable bed,
of which he took possession with the
prospect of a quiet snooze. It so hap
pened, howbeit, that this was tho la
dU'A drawing 100111, and no sooner had
ho cleared his eyes than a pair ol
hlo'iuiug daniftolfi came in from the
dancing room, and began adjusting
their disordered ringlets, etc., the dim
light not dielo!ng the tonant of the
bed. The girls had tongues (like moat
of their sex) which ran on iu this wise:
"What a nice dance wo nre having!
Have you nearu anyiiouy sayauyiiun
about mo, Sarah ?" . .
"Lit, yuhl Sam Jones says ho never
seen you look bo handsome, as you do
tonight. Hnvo you heard anybody
say anything about ino'jf"
"About you? why, saitiu. I heard
John Smith tell Polo Lee that you was
tho prettiest dressed gill iu the room."
Wiiercupoii the dear things chuckl
ed, fixed up a little more, and made
oil toward tho ballroom. They had
hardly reached tho door, when our
half conscious friend raised himself up
on his elbow, nud quite intelligibly in
quired :
"Hnvo you heard anything about
irie, gnlB ?"
Discovnitv or aOavkat Hiliaiiali:
Wyomi.m.. Somo soldiers stationed
at Riihhnell, 63 miles east of Choyeune,
have discovered a cavo of huge diiucn.
hions, but as yet unexplored. I'etiill
cd fossils of mastodons and other ani
mals unknown to the inhabitants fit
these later centuries, aio uinong the
wonders found thereabouts, and all
that prevented our "boys in bluo" from
making further investigations was the
ditcovcry of tti'o traok of an immenso
L"snake." From their description of
his snakoship, he must bo two or thrco
hundred nnd fifty feet long, and tho
aparturo to tho cave, which is about
tho size of a barn door, is worn smooth
by making his way iu and out of tho
cave. O110 ol the mammoth bones
spoken of can be seen, in a petrified
state, at Mr. Egborts' office, opposite
the passenger depot, in this city.
j Cheyenne Uibjer.
NO. -18
,'t w JfSxp m
Keep it Seforo tho People.
That tho Republican party has re
duced tho national debt over live hun
dred millions ol dollars since the close
of the war account.
That tho Republican patty havoligh
tfld tho burden of taxation more
than two hundred millions of dollars
sinco tho closo of the war.
That tho Republican party has re
duced tho rate of taxation about one
half what it was during tho war.
That the Republican parly saved
the Union from tho result of Demo
cratic treason.
That tho Republican party is the
only party pledged to tho support of
all rights for all tho poor as well as
tho rich, the ignorant as well as tho
learned.
That thu Democratic parly, through
open nud covet t rebellion, has cost the
country over three thousand millions
of dollors and the antial interest there
on. That Democratic icbels took tho
lives ol three hundred thottsnnd ol thu
bravest patriots tho world has over
known. That Democratic rebels crip
pled for lifu three hundred ttiouHund
as pure patriots im tho woild has ocr
known.
That the Democratic party gave to the
North a million wcejiing widows nud
mourning orphans, our friends, our
neighbors and relatives.
That the Republican parly will re
store peace and ptosperity to the coun
try. How Robinson bccuinoUwnor of n Pino
blump.
Not many years sinco Farmer Jones
und Neighbor Smith hecamejolul own
ers of a field of uras. Farm hands weiu
scarce that season, and Jones and Smith
haviutrn ureal deal of woik to neiform
just then determined to cngngo the servi
ces 01 ono Koriitnsou to cut the grass ami
maito 1110 nay. Accordingly. Kobln
son was engaged to do the woi k ntated,
Mini wiu niipuiauoii mai no siiouiil
have one-third of tho hay lor making
tho wholo quantity. Robinson (110
don t in high glee) commenced to
make tho hay. Now, iutitith he was
not to lie trusted with other men's prop
erly, being noted for his "shaving"
propensities, which ho evinced 011 this
niisjiicloiis occasion. A thought occur
red to him that by a trick, we man
aged, ho could ticeitro a larger amount
ol hay than his employers dreamt of.
No foouer had this thought entered his
mind than sought to put it into execu
tion. Tho hay was all made and ready
to go into tho three respective stacks.
Robinson noted thu situation of tthugo
pine stump an thu site of the stacks,
and accordingly It was thereon built.
Htiforo tho three stacks had been com
pleted, and before each patty had cho
sen his own stack according to previous
agieement, Messrs. Jones and Smith
became nwaru of tho prospective "sell."
111 omer to leinuueiato JCobiiiHon
his trnublo of iiuUinir thn Murk
where he did, determined to Jet him
nave tlio said stack and pino stump
rather than ho should loso any thing by
such an ingenious ruse. Tho hour ol
letribution was fast dawning, for Rob
inson, oblivious of Messrs. Jones nud
Smith's knowledge ol tho Immovable
stump, was silently, nnd with bsatlng
liuait, watching tho approach of the
latter paity to select their respective
stack. Farmer Smith and Neighbor
Jones arrived simultaneously 011 the
field, ami pointing nt their lespectivo
chosen stacks, each exclaimed, ulmost
iu thu same breath, "PJI take this 0110 1"
leaving our friend Krobiuson tho un
disputed owner oftho discarded stack,
under which was the pine stump I
Tis uieleis to aid that our friend
Robinson left forborne a sadder and 110
(loui)t a wiser man, while Farmer Smith
and Neighbor Jones "laughed iu their
sleeves" at tho thought of the "joked,"
and Ibis was "how Robinson becamo
owner o1 a pine stump,"
An old lady onco triumphantly point
ed to tho "Eplstlo of tho Jtomam,"
and asked whoro ono coaln bo found
addressed to thu I'tothtants? This
was equaled by an old negro Raptlst
at the South, who said to his master, a
Methodist:
"Vou read tho Uiblo. I s'nosot" im$ "'
(iyt.ii
"Well, you've read In It of John tho
Uaptfst hasn't you?",
"Yes."
"Well, you uovor saw nothing
about no John tho Methodist, did
you ?"
"No."
"Well? don, you sco dero's Rantist
in tho Iliblo, but doro nin't noMctued
ist; and de JHblo's on my side,"
Ooow Lake Coiatry.
Wo tako the following lottor from
tho Corvatlis timtUc :
Mn. EntTOtt: Asn friend, I would
advise every young man who has no
laud, to go to somo of those valleys in
the south-eastern comer of Oregon nnd
get them a farm. It is as good soil and
lino grass land ns thcro is in tho world.
It has many advantages over any coutn
try 1 ever saw. Water ii nbmidant
und handy, The wholo couulry
abounds iu springs and small streams
of pure water, homo of tho land has
sago brush on it nnd of course is not
valuable. The hills are well ttmbeicd
and are easy of access. Tho timber is
mostly pine; in somo places thoro is
tdenty of cedar nnd somo suruce.
There are plenty of mill privileges,
with tho best ol water-power, In the
largo totests of excellent timber. I
should hnvo staled bclorc, thpro can
any amount, of liny bo cut on nny of the
small streams, so that n person could
keep stock through tho winter with
but little labor, l-rom tho best infor
mation I could get lrom tho Indians,
and judging from appearances, titer is
not much more snow or cold weather
iu tho Goose Lake, than in tho Will
amette valley. Drew's valley It aotno
colder, nnd 1 think Spraguo's valloy is
also. This is the Ural -valley, of Impor
tance, that weriku in going out. It
is from tluoo to seven mile, wido nud
perhaps lty miles long. Drew's val
ley is next and i about two miles wido
nud twenty long. We then come to
Goosu Like Valley ; It is about eigh
teen miles wide, but ns to length, I
eannc-t say but, it is a long valloy
some of which Is iu California, but t
supporo they would not object to Web
feet settling thuie. Thu road leading
to thisglouinis country, is very good
for a mountain road. Thu Military
road company deserve credit for tho
1 ond they have made across tho Cas
cades. I have crossed iu thrco differ
ent passes, but 110110 will compare with
the Middle Fork route. A good span
of horses will dmw fifteen or twenty
hundred over this road. Tho camps
are generally good for wood und wn
ter, nud of convenient distance Now,
young men, cut yourself looso from
ma's nprou-striug, nud liko your fath
or'rf )iao done, goon thu frontier, get
you a much, ami grow rich iu stock.
,J.T. Jkwmtt.
Ktigcno City, Oct. 21, 1808.
Tho Harpers employ over ahundrod
women.
Victor Hugo predicts a revolution
Iu France II Napoleon lives two yean
longer.
An author has an easy timo in tho
world ; when ho gets out of money alt
ho hat to do Is to rcWfo or more.
Thete is J wo directly opposlto reas
ons why a man sometimes cannot get
credit; ono tenson is because ho is riol
known, nud tho other becauso bo it
If you nnd your sweetheart voto up
on tho mnrriago question, yon for it
and shu against it, don't flatter your
self as to its being a tie.
A Western editor, In n rcspouso to a
subset iber w ho grumbles that his morn
ing paper ifjpUolcrably damp, says
"that it is because there is so muob
duo on it."
"Ilavo I not offered you every d
vautago? said a doting father to his
son. "Oh, yes," replied tho youth,;
"bill I could mil think of taking ad
vantage ol my father." . "
The Catholics are laboring among
thu freed men iu Ilnltlmoro; in their
schools und churches white und blaek
sit together; thu priests openly declare
tho doctrine that "God makes no dia.
Unction, und tlie Church cannot,"
An old picture represents a king sit
ting In state, with the label, "I govern
all ;" a bishop with a legend, "I pray
for nil ;" n soldier with a motto, "I fight
for all;" und a farmer drawing foith
reluctantly n purse, with tho inscrip
tion, "I pay for all."
"Doctor exclaimed a waggish Son ol
Temperanro to n well known doctor,
who was passing out of tho Post Offlco;
"Row long will It tako hanging to
produco death V" "Twenty, ornt mod
thlity minutes," replied thu doctor,
pausing; "hut why do you akr" Olt
because last night I saw a man hang
ing for two mortal hours, and ho isn't
dead yet." ''Vou did," oxoUiiaod tho
doctor emphatically, ''I haven't heard
a word ol this yet. Whore did tit
mail hang ?" "Ho was hanging around
an nlo-shop on Pearl street," replied
tho wag. 1 ho doctor gave utterance
to something that sounded very muok
like a blasphemous expression and paat-
I Peoplo who aro resolved alwaya to
pleaso, at all events, frequently over
shoot tho mail. A lady of this sort,
going to n friond's houso one morning,
ran to tuc cranio as soon as she mm
in to sco tho fine "boy." Unfortunate
ly tho cat was occupying tba baby'a
niacu ; uut ueiore sue oouta discover
hor mistuko, sho oxolaimed, with up
lifted oyes aud hauda, "Oh, what
sweet child the very picture of ltd
fat bar?"
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