c WM. HOFFMAN, 2COTABLT rVIIZO, CONVEYANCER o as o U.S. Circuit CHrt Commissioner For the OItdct of Oregon. OPFICK K1 Doer Korth of Beek-aian'a Banking tlauxt Deed aiift other inrtrtimcntit of wrltlncr care fully prepared, and acknowledgements tnken. AppHcallons for Homestead Ktitrici, l're tmptivo Rights and I'rlvite entry or land pro 'CBP"d. Jacksonville, Anj-nt 4. J8fifi. SUTTON & HYDE, LYON'S KATIIAIRON, LYON'S EX'CT GINGER, LYON'S ELEA POWDER, 9UGZVOIZA WATER. (Jacksonville, Sept. 2!, isne If .AMERICAN EXCHAXGE, . ; Corner of Washington and Front Street, PORTLAND, OREGON. L. P. W."o"u I M B Y, (ijmcrBoraiMRorwK-WBnewIIwM,") HAVIXG TAKEN THE ADOVE HOUSE, j . .i t. rrrrrrrn vn rrrrrnvrstr ' and entirely REFITTED. i.D i.LFUhMill- Fit It. 1. now hrenarcd to receive and accommn. , date lit frlcr.di and former palrnti. and Ihe j general traulllnir public For safely In Ihe , rent of lire, and the convenlanco of cni-st", a SECOND rASSAGEh oven cpetieU lolbe Sl.EEl'lFG Al'ARTME.'S.Mci arocommn- ) diom and .-.pvciul nrrniiBr.J rr the nccmnmoda. , tlonorf.tmll.-s. V ARM and (,OLD 1 j3Tl-iS allnciM-o 10 iiiu noii-c, TliU lion U locnUil litnrrr III Mramboal LaiiUlns lliatianr ethtrlu t'olllnlKl. THE HOTEL COACH will tie In altt-td ici nt the K-urat Lnndlnc to cntiu-y k'lii-l- and Ihelr Ir.icsnt" '" mid Iruin il,e limi-KltEKOr CIIAUCE. Tlielmuwlw a lart' Fire-Proof Safe lor rnlnaMr. T rriipriHiir "ill iln-l.-rliike that liotlilliB rlmll l- lilt WW lurrlHlrr hi. I.0UM! altracllu-.aiid Ru,-.i.e..tt.'..rf,i.in, ocisif . wmk. J. o. wau- DUCAN &WALL, ronWARDIHG AHD COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 33ri.oIc XXxxllcllzLCt Corner of rront nnd F streets CEESCENT CITY. rpiIEY WILL ATTEXIi TO THE KCOEIV. i J Ini; and InrwanUni; til nil poruiruni u ll.elrcarc. wllUpnittipinr- aiiddlpalch. They lare lllltit up tolarj- building fr fiorliitf riHKi. and li.ne ni- arrniie--tiH-iii wi mat DictchiitiU lining Imrliif llirouuli llntn will U'il un"-T liy any icrcliri;vi or lone tiyjut rliilm for piod lt. ?r Con-lcmn-nl" solicited. Mrrchndle rvc--ll nntnri:i-. in--Sdly P. 3. COFFIN, HOUSE PAINTER, IS NOW IN I'OSSES.MON' OF THE KNTIUE 1 jKck uf nmii-rmN and iil Imroirly Ik-- Mnuini; in toii-nu & v'i". w'r"" 1 . . ... . ,. 11 j. Ml.. ..Ill .a..iI Coiner ofC nud Tlirld Slrels, pn-pan-d todo work In Hutkuiaullke mauner and at n a-onublc rati . Jackonvllle. Oct IS, IpCT. octl9lf reai EL DORADO, S.E.Cor.CL0(:ii.HI.JckMnlll,0. S. M. FARREN. NEW BROOMS SWEEP CLEANS THEN GO TO .'HEATER'S BROOM MANUFACTORY A.D BUY THE BEST IN THE MARKET, AT WHOLESALE OR RETAIL. Factory on corner of Oregon and Main Sl . by the Odd 1'cllnw'a Hull, nud oppoklto tLe I-rancn-AiniTlcaii lteatanraiil. Jnckkoinllle, Nov 2'Jlh. 16X7. iiov30-Cm TJLT UP LAST CALL. .. 1 LLTHOSK IXIJKHTJSU U Ur) AUK LLTflOSK IXUKin'EU TO Urj AUK iL lurebv iionfiVd to come forward and nay up bv ihe tlret day of January ensuing, as It w ill cvrlwlnlv U- to llitir inti rt-rl to do so. at e CJnnnl 1I0 IiiikIiics wiiiioiii money in iihti uur 1 own liubililies ; ond turiln-iniore. dct-nilne it 1 for the brtl Inlt-risl of ull eolicniiL e have determined lu iHiliIili n Uriel cam baU In boiinesi after the firn day ol January, 18C8. ' and will not depart Iroin it SUTTON' & HYDE Jacksonville. Ic. Ifllli. 18C7. dic'JIlf LIME! LIVE! BUILDERS. AND OTIIF.KS WHO DRSIHK , all uhleli uill ijs.ld at greatly rwluwd prices . ,j J(1(l bort t.,aract(iri8tio of all i thirds am more of the way from Port l.m.. will find constant supply, ot the . -at uhole.ale or f;'""- s ' - , t j a,i lo Vancouver, nnd there was Mr. bei nuallly. In fiuantiilea to ull, ai my simp I J. I. AKTiiuit x sm.iil utr on.ii. ,,,,,. , . on IUI11 Mni'l, U-lwii n tln-BOit auu 1 niril. op- posile Muller A Drentano's store. In myob- senee, Jdr. Alex, ilarliu will natt upou custom- era. - STONE CUTTING . AM) KtoHe MasoM Work t done on terms to suit the lime. Orders from the country will receive prompt attention. JOHN U.PEAUOUK. Jacksonville, April 28, 1M7. apM yflk tt$$m vol. xnr. HUS1M.3S NOTICES. Peter Britt, Photographic Artist, JACKSONVILLE, OREGOK. Ambroty po s, Photographs, Cartes do Vislte done in the finest sttle of art. Pictures Itciluccd OH ENLARGED TO LIFE SIZE. DR. A. B. OVEttBEGK. Pliysiciilll & SlU'gCOll- JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. Ofllcc at hi residence. In the Old Ombeck ii..t.lil 011 On-run Street. Uutpital. oimnccnaircct. E.II. ttHEENMAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, oFFICE-Corner of California and Fifth E.rMu JarVannvillc Orm. Streets, Jacksonville, Ogn. lie will tirnetlre In Jnckron and adjacent ennntlea. aud atlelid promptly 10 iimfrriHial ' C . frli'itf ' DR, A, B, OVERBECK'S rT-iT"T- -i---A rC? I TR A 'P "FT J-O O JNlo. --CX- -1"1- J.VAUU, , Q Ovcrbock Hospital, ; WARM, COLD & SHOWER BATHS, 1 SUNDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS. r. GRuni:, m. ., PHYSICIAN &SURCEON, .OFFICE,-Near M E Church, Jackion ' vllle. Orecon. 1 1 !...,.... Ill- ll.n Kl Ikl.T. ilif'l.lf , w. . .... I '.r - ..---. I UH. IEWIS GANUNC, PHYSICIAN fc I SURGEON "N1 Obatotriolnu, TTTtl V .......1 n arlkn ninf raWillfri m-ivIc-. utikv uiljolntnir N. LaiicrlV In Luii. iiu uorlli Mv (.'allfornlu trett, i JackKinville nor.'lf ,m W 1CWJMW-14V .SI'I'CIAL NDIICKS. H T F E I A N L'S ..- SVYioO CM. WHTMI STOMACH BITTER ! 11 ! n- ITL ! r.nlll.r..rili PliJf l- 1 .. , . . , iu. ,rni. vt tu kidutjt. u.u. TRY' wniMksndllrr! IT! fur nU l all nlmlmli and rtUll lliuuf , , I druf Bd mtvctif lum. I HOBODY SHOULD BE WITHOUT IT 1 J.O. iMidl, l'lvf-rltt-ir. TAYLOR A UKXprL. S.4. Artntt. JtlJ-ly.pjw. 4lS,CU)rSt. SaarrancUoo. Warren LodRe No, 10. A. F. & A. M JL HOLD their r'ular coniinunIcutloii vV" " th WeilneMlay KrenltiiP or pri-cnt- An Ins the full moon. In JrKuil.i.K. ok- ,uns. A.'lAltriN.W.M. 0. W. SivaOK.Sec'y. The Heat lleiuedv for I'.irlf 1MB . .. ... FHESB'a IIAMBLUG TLA. IfA"'!' !ruri7, only, It can lm clveu ufely 10 luiaiiia Full dl- 11 iii-iii . l-'ulldl-l rvctloiiain Knu'll'h. FkiicIi. t-'lK.u'n and Ger man. lluemy ckj!f. TUV IT! For sale nt all the ubok.uk- aud rttnll drti lorei and uroci-rl". EMIL FKEaE. WlioleMito l)ru(Ii-t. Hole Agtut, 410 Clay Mri-ol, jnyUyl San Fruncico BOOT AND SHOE MAKERS- NOTICE.-Havlns dlsw of our Km- inr. u( uru now nreoared 10 bIto our whole .',,ton t0 0Ur rWiln-rnnd Fliidlna himln.M. .,,' '.., , nlir f Wthu I .. hum!, illrecl from France. Calf & Kip, Uometio Leather, Hoot Leas. elc. , ,ou .. G 1 1, ,v 1 j pyiiK. I Jons Utur, New York. I'ari. fiau rrsncMo. Addrew. HKIN & IIUAY, San Franchco 4 1 li llalti-ry Plreel Plow ! Plows ! nrrntPi if u rnrll or Set IIP. IlarrUou' Ciililulor. Farm Mill (all kind-). umi ft'J'.iiJtf coil? iliirLmti (X'iM, mil sliiBle Inind and liorso power). W-Bnni.. u2!te mOT ( isomer 01 i-in aim v.iiiuhii """ 1 icU2in 5jii rrancl-co. 1 , Zfotice. AWf!WW ni a ..ttli.ini.nt nr linn. 11 mil wnai hi want. We want Ihe money due us. and per. tons Ottlog ut wut positively pay up. . GLENN, DUUM & CO. Kov. 3Id, UC7. nov23-2in ihellliKKl, KirriiBiheiiliiK tb Nerves, KettorliiK Vancouver whii 11 iiihiih ;iu., m-ruii-ibe Lot Aieili', I Ljs0 tO'inorrow. Wo shall be chased -,-- JACKSONVILLE, SATURDAY, JANUARY 25, 1808. TUG OREIiBN MTt'E! ruiiusuni) Every Snturtlar Morning toy B. F. DOWELL, " OFFICE. CORNER -C & THIRD STREETS , TnnMs op MJiiscniPTioxi MrI?uMfanl? tZT, .n'l.riTriro paid within the flrt sh month or Ihe year, live dnlnrs i If not paid nntll tho expiration of ihe year.tlxdoHars. '"""' opDVK,lTI3,-H' I ite"TlZ'mC!neAchr.tt,!S!! iZ- Ion. One Dollar. A I'keoiint of fifty percent will I made In lhi.vlionderllwly the year. Lr-,l Tcn.lfrt r rrt ri-ltfl t currnt rate, Old Times. Thttt't a If ntlfal ong on Ihf ilumlrcni tlr, Thatilrint tl.rx.ujh tl.t t.IUjt of Jrranta) Il como from clinic olitrc L ro ir, Anil a tuntfnl tott inJ trlhl brawn Ltlr Tliat rrJ In tbi nornlne bttnt. KaA . .f iir Bn.t . nf hrown. An.1 inw.lilt fonhMli r thtral A Cllmmtrlog Cron tin 1 a sUtlrlo Crown, A tbetnjr tl and a couch of down, Lul luffi and ImSiIi of pnj-f r. A brtMh of Sfrtnn In tbt brtiy wood, 8tt fn frvtn tlii qulrcrlot plnn niut llt tret UntMh rn hols Abnl-Uofbrcklti,ntoflKls Dlrd wirLIrn and clunw-rlDc tlofi. A rty wreath and a dimpled liaoJ, A rln and tUclittd ow Tlirr pMn link of a pl ln UinJ A tlnr track on tin no-wlillc ind, A trar and a ilnliti brow. Tbrrt't a tlnctnr of crlcf In tha liutlfttl or. TLt mU In I lie iluniliroui lr, And lontlnri frit lu lb fotlro Ihronr, Slnki ikiwn on tbi mv at II trcniUtl a-'ong rnnaclimbi tbt rv w trt. W brd It 6t t tin Uwn of dr. I An tit nilnclcl whli matin clilmm ArvlUimll-lrfloilifrum firj, And f call It now OH Tlin. Chusfd ly flic ".Mm in." "Where i the Captain''" ashed I liauk, we saw a Hue ot pulling hteiiiu so-nebody. Well, T was tho Cnptian, coining nearer and nearer on our track, and then-1 tea. Not really the " All this tinio thu bridu had been sit M.V citliL-r. lint nil one. l the Cni'taili: tin" oliiM! Iiv hip. nil 111 the eiiuine- ,for I had just iinMied putting tho 11111- chiuery into the l'lfffi; and wn to !... at a . I4 lkJntfj It tl'llll (irtiii. Iltll IV Ilii'lIlM 'Vitii- II 1111 miviivii N I w.Hh viitually in foiumuiHl lor the tune. j "Oil ! you an- the ninn I wih to-ee, are yiitiY" acked thu vtiiee; and then ' 'the fae beliiiid thf voice looked into ltn0 'UgNie-iiMini wheie I was sitting, ' 1 Iiu fm-e w at iinglit nnn Keen nun prtily, and beloni:ed,'ail knew at tune, to .Mr?, f.tilliiway, the wilu ol a coal I "Are there any boat? faster than vours, Captain Ilurliank?" she coiitiu- ' ue!, in her quick, business way. " None, iiulesa it may be tho I ivttf riu. Thu ''irtflt will beat out any other craft on the river; I can piomiku ' you that." ' "Are you sure she i faster than the ! MiirUt?" asked Mrs. Galloway, anxi. oui.lv. "OhvesJ I will stand her against ' the Murht twice over," I replied. " It is all riuht then. I wish to en- ! f-' )'" '" -v",lr ,MV "'" ,r ,0 1 w . .. .!!. .. I. ..!.!.. I ..... ... .( ...i.i.i... I.nt il... M.irin U tlmiink- wind, can l. cha,ere,l, 1 1 .... . uiav depend on you, may wt.y "Certainly. I will have you there long enough befoio the Maria can make tho passage, or I will blowup ii... limn " T if.iilir.l. ., , . .-.- . briiciii" her undertaking to pass, what- ever il o might be. And so she did. Tho iiarty came on lioaid just as tlio sun was ninkins ready to rise over tho ' (.lK.a,i0 jiioiiiiiiiiiiH. and ilirectly wo l,n.he l,.f with tho never-ending Down 11.1st the town; past toe steam- ship wharf; past the saw-inill, and so nlon" tho liver, with a high bluff on . . , , ..nrrnur atrin of low. wctcouiitrvoii the left, between the riv erand the mountains; past Swan Island, with its low, green banks and its ouo house, which UdewrUd at time "Punctually at suiuise, then!" shu'hohad been opposed to her inarilago said, and ran ofl with the air of a wo-' with somebody, and had made legal man who had tho world on her shoul. ' prohibition of it. ders, but felt entirely equal to it. So, of course, theio was nothing left It wns something "new to see a uo-, for true lovo in order to run smooth man doing business without saying tho j but to run out of tho Stato into Wash same thing over and over, to make 1 iiigton Territory, tho fashionnblc Grot sine or a"iuan either, for that matter; na Green ol Noithern Oregon, and I felt certain she would hticcecd,iii I Yes, certainly, and if some ono op- .PIlJvJvllJvJl lot liifli waters nasi mountain ranees ' farther down, covcn.nl witli dark-green fire, with now and then a bit ot clear itig and a house; past two or three II- tie villages; and then out of the slug-jc,l gish Willamette at last, into the strong .vaters of the Columbia river. ' j f, , k , ,, t)0 wominml I i,ttVC i been over it a deal in my day I have I ncer beheld u mow beautiful sight than one sees from the deck or a boat , at this point. T he liver I n mile wide, t(j l)0, t)lu t),,p0!!;u, , Mount St.(i l throttled down when the Binoke ,Umi, though miles away, seems to, f ,lti Maria first showed Itself. riioa high, snow-crowncd cone, iroin I Then, with- u sudden shiver and the water; while looking ill) tho Co-, tremble, the wheels started as thoujjh , .. -., : ii.,.i u,J , , ,, . . ., .11. mnmm nu rvvs -uuum mum, "" snow-crowned and glistening, ami also, .hook in every plank and joint, and the apparently lising from the water in an j.nses on tho table began to jump and iinp.iss.iblo banier. Just make thejlj,c as il they had just discovered picture in your mind. Tho swift, 1 they were invited to a wedding, and rough liver, swollen by tho melted snows of the far North nnd the Rocky (Mountains; its banks covered with ! every shade of green, from tho vivid ' brightness of spring-time to the dark 1 heavy color of the ever-green lira nud I the whole contrasted with and glorified I by fivo mountains capped with pcrpet , ual snow. And vet it is ccrttt'iilv true that the grandeur nud beauty was nil lost on the Initio, who turned her hniidsoinc black even restlesly back tho way we came and anxiously forward toward the little city of Vancouvei, which ap pears in the diMiinco oil thu faithcr j Miore nt we round the corner. Suddenly the r-hrill scream of a , Meam-wliitle sounded fiom behind us. j We had fairlv made thu turn of thu 1 river nnd already lost sight of the wa ter of the Willamette, but looking ! arrow- the bend over thu low cotton- wood and willows which covered the room nway from her paity, for I could not have them all below, and now with r!,.l.....,.,l I.. j. I. (lint mn.l.i Iiam lultiil- i lMlVIIUtl lUlllt lllill llltUV IIVI lltlllM" homT tlciu ever. kYiu uncil out, Oh, Captain lltirbauk! she is gain- ln-r nn iik ; do you know itV" fiuess not iiiucli," I ieilied, eare- lei-slv. "That iiiiiht be thu Mario, I am thinking; ami I never considered tiu jfunu a ooat to ue compareti Willi thu Yv, for speed. Uut, however, .Min-, Urn. is ipiito an iuiportant step you mi- iiImiiii to take, and now is a grand opportunity to consider the mat- ter over. Isu t it possiblu you have been too haity? It i? not too lalu yet to ciime back ol il, but in half nn hour it will Lu all over with von, Reiuein- her the knot you can tie in n minute you will bo a long time untying." IJul all tho reply tho silly thing gau was, Oh, Captain Uurbank, they nio gain- lug 011 11 fast !" And then sho grow pale, and began to tremble liku a pop tilar leaf. Putting two and two together I had inmlu out thu whnlu story to my own Kitihfactiou. Thu bridegroom was a 1111111 Irnin Ciiliforni.i who had been ill 'Poi.1,,,,,1 for the year past without any viiblu bin-iness thai I had discovered, only, usit seemed now, to niaku lovodcterinincil to iluviso souiu loverago to '. to this beautiful MisH Miriam Jacobs, j devour it, fiindetl debt nud all, else hu ! who was an orphan and an heiicss. would not favor 0110 bill that looks Mr. Galloway was her guardian, that , liku defeating tho success of another, nn- I nlwnvs knew: nud I nlso knew . . 1 posed it, especially her husband, that was enough to make Mrs. Galloway ready to move heaven and earth to ' bring a marriage to pass. So hero wo , were MIsh Jacobs, tho biitlegrooin, I M,s. Galloway, and tho 7rC7-two- uaiiiMVHy nun ins j.iwiih.ih.u m uuv J pursuit on tho Marin behind 11s. i The Maria wns really gaining rap- 'idly, that was ! fact: but I wasn't afraid of her. I knew what I wns auoui, ana was iniuncu 10 ihm n ihuu fun out of tho trip for myself (I always did liko to plaguo wyoister'tt kitH-n NO. 1 when I was n boy). So I let the Maria como within n mile, of ii!, in Aill view and still gaining; then "ho sounded threo signal-whistles in token she wish to speak with us. The bride looked i weak as a potato-blosoin, nnd 1 confess I began to feel some as though I was a cnl ..Invlinr with a mouse. Hut I said nothing, and made no answer to the signal-whistles, which where repeated, only to move oil leisurely and open out the engine, which, to tell the truth, :i hiiii linn uccu pu( 111 mem, 1110 nuill had a mind to get up a little dauco among themselves upon it. I wis.h you could havo seen the change in the face aud whole figure of tho bride as thu boat sprang forward with such eager life and power. Sho looked as though Atlas had suddenly coma back nud taken the whole round woild off her shouldcis, which ho had left upon them white hu went himself alter some golden apple or another. And I am thinking Captain Rook- staver, over on the Maria, got some new aud sudden ideas into Ids brain about the strength and swiftness of tho Fo'tjly. So, of course, although I slowed down the engine oucu or twicu after thnt till thu Maria u'as closo upon us, Jut lor tho sport ol racing away from her again, we touched the Vancouver wharf before her; and the magistrate, who hail been telegraphed tor and was standing on thu pier in waiting, came oil board in tho shutting of a Ian. Tho ceremony was not very long nor very impressive, I promisu you hut it was stronger than a galu of brass 111 a legal point of view; Mrs. Galloway had seen to thnt. "If you mutually promise to love one another, join your liaudii. I pio nouncu you man aud wifu by the an thority ealed in me as inagihtratu of this Territory." said he. And theie they were, married as tight as legal power could do it. Whli-h! Whi.hl Whlsh! screamed the Maria, scarcely nioro than a boat's length behind us, Ifut sho might ns well have been leagues away. It was all over, and theiu was until, ing for Mr. Galloway but to make the best of it. -So hu came on board, and lor aught I know gavu his consent nud his blessing. At any rate, they went back to Portland together, aud that evening tho ceremony was icpcatcd at church witli all due pomp and bridal array. SrKKi.i: has been presenting ineaHines in tho Assembly toward driving out Chinese from our country nud yet ho has another bill to build loads by state prison convicts, whoso ovpunscri ho cal culates paying paitinlly from tho Chi uesu mining tax. Our Assemblyman appears to havo a deadly grudgo ugaiiint our county ticas..ry, nud seems ess Iiu thinks wlnto men lieru nre wit ling to be taxed higher than over. Yrtka Journal, Tub Chicago Timtt, tho leading Deinoeratio paper of tho Northwest, makes tho following statement: " Wherever tho negro has been tested as a slave, as a frccdinan, as citiicn, as an employee, as a soldier, asn voter, ho Ins not failed to como up to tho fullest icquiiemcutB ol tlioso various posi tions." Dkhociiatiu Economy. Tho S, V. Jlttlletin says: "Every department, and every otlleu in tho municipal gov crnmcut has either applied, or U pro paring to do so, for authorization to spend more money, Tho lists of de mands for this city alone is fornudablo enough to embarrass a Stnte," m 1 Rcechor says people v)io think it wicked to black their boots 011 Sunday morning, do not !u'ittto to bjack their neighbor!! icputatiou on week days. Views f the Hrcrctnrr ' tM Trcastirr. i Tho public debt ol the Federal Oof;" eminent bears so heavily oh nil cltttttis, that every annual report of the, Sec retary of tho Treasury, oven if pOoHjr' ' written, must bo n very interesting document; but Mr. McCttlloch's re ports arc attraetlvo by tho cxcollcnco of their Btyle, thu boldness of thclropln. ions, and thu weight of their arguments, as well M by the Importance of tho' subject; and his Inst report is perhaps more impressive than any that has pre ceded it. Upon tho proposition tokay olTtho bonds' In greenback, he Is, espe cially emphatic. Ho says: 11 Rut the Government has no United Slates notes I.) tho Treasury, and n ' the annual receipts are not likely nere after to bo much In excess of tho ex pcndltttres, and as a now loan to ratso money for tho purpou of violating an agreement under which n prut ion, lorni was negotiated would be impracticable, there would bo no vty in which tho bonds now redeemable could bo paid' as has been proposed, except by put ting tho printing prcsei ngaln nt work, and issuing more promises, which must thcniielves eventually bo paid lu coin, converted into coin bonds, or repudia ted. This process of making money seems an easy one, but our own experi ence, and tho experience of every othor nation that has tried it, proved to be neither Judicious nor profitable. As thu paper circulation ot tho country U already redundant, It would be lessen ed in valuo by every addition to It, and, by tho distrust thus created, its deprc ciatioii would doubtless bo lu u greater ratio even than the additions would bear to tho volume to which they would' he added. It is not too much to say, that an additional issue of live hundred millions of United Slntes notes would reduce tho seven hundred millions of paper money now in circulation, to tmo hall their present value; so that a le gal tender notu or a National Dank unto, now worth seventy per cent. In coin, would not hu worth more than thlily-llvu percent., ocn if thu appre hension ot luither Issues did not placo It 011 it par with Coufedcatu notes at tho collapse of the rebellion. Tho bonds would of course decline in valuo with tho currency in which they would bo payable. Can any ouo seiiously pro pose thus to depreciate, if not to ren der valueless, thu money ami securities of the people? Can any one, knowing tho ellect which Mich an issue would have upon thu Government bonds, upon tho currency now nlloat, upon business, upon credit, upon thu morals, seriously advocate such a measure, not as a mat ter of necessity, but to anticipate tho payment of debts duo many years lieuce? The statement of thu proposi tion exposes Its wickedness. When lairly considered, it cannot fail to bo stamped with universal condemnation. It is a proposition that tho people of the United States, who own four-fifths of thu national obligations, shall, by their own deliberate act, rob and ruin themselves, and at the same time cover tho nation with inexpressible and Snot laceablo disgrace." GitKixK ami Italy. At a recent patty one of tho candles was leuuing slightly. lilifi'klns who boasts of his geography, leinaiked that it represent ed thu Tower of Pisa. "cs," said tho facetious SnilVKius, "except that ouo is a tower in Italy, and tho other is a tower in grease." I tviHii I roiihl prevail 011 neighbor Kinder to keep tho Sabbath," said good old Mr. Jones. I tell you how to do it," exclaimed young Smith "get somebody lo lend it to him, aud I'll bo bound he'll keep It. Hu was ueveryet known to it I urn anything that he bor rowed," A miss in Portland was reading tho parablu of tho wise and foolish virgins, when sho suddenly paused and began laughing. " Well, what did they for get?" asked thu teacher, encouragingly "Thoy forgot their kerosene." " Do you understand mo now V" thun dered a country pedagogue to an urchin, nt whoso head ho throw an inkstand, "Pvo got an i"U-llng of vliat you mean," replied tho boy. Defiant, An aged, bald-headed teauher, fold nn impudent boy t)i story of Klljah and tho bears. When ho had done, thu boy said, "Go up, bald-head now bring on your bears." May Ub, Pcoplo puy bo instructed by thoso who have less senso than them selves iih a man may le guided by a finger board that has no sense, at all. - m Ak JSrmpi'lAN. CoKMOBAjHT.-rAn Alonnndflan negro recently a,tt ighf; biscuits on a wager. IU at ill live. 1- iH I (i t 4 fc f r I il s , r