Tun ncrulliir taint or Infec
tinn which "0 mil Scnop
Vl.. lurks in tho constltu.
lions or tnultlliidcs of men.
It citttor produces or Is
produced by nn ciilccMcd,
Iltiitctl stnio rf (lie blood,
wherein llint lluiil becomes
j- Intnmpclciit to siuinlu llio
:vvlliil iorccsiiiiuciriij:oroiii
nition, nun icmcs mo kv-
raiilcm to lull Itilo tinonlcr
VJT ""l ilcrny. Tlio scrofulous
t ...ittnllltltnlTnll ll Vllllllll.il
V&-i5'cniieil by men mini illi.
-i- i-ifiJ. cusc, low living, uiunicn.il
i.ti'nii fiom iinlic.lllliy loon, impure nir, 111111 mm
nPivliil'llS I'10 ucp"ln-
M-tlio uncrcitl lit ccnon
LStjllMteSS fc
(&Wi 1 i'sV?a
NU..WN is:i
fffiHfe
'-Uii.r u--wht
L-S2
lire, nnil. nbovo nil.
Whnicvcr bo Its nrlcln.
1U uiiviv. ......( . .1 ...It nrL
ll i licrotit try III IHO consilium" . i.mvimiiiik irum
nircitH ti) cliil'iren limn mu "' '" ' ?
.V,V: 11 " lnilccl.lt seems tii bo il:o roil or Illm
X 'v "Il!l vl'U "10 lnln"HI "f "0 Allien
, oi ilie'lr cl.ll.lrcn." Tho ulscnsM which It orl.
iut.M tilvo MtrloiM names nwori Iiir to the orpins
IntUiU In Ibo l4. Scioluhi pioilur-cs lukr.
re mid flnillv Coniiin;itloii j in tlio i-hiud, swell.
h-i wIikIi simparito nml bcrnmo tilccions Fores;
H iho sini.iv.i nml bowel, ilcmnceiiiciiH which
i.tiluco lnill;rct.o-l.il.wpCnlii, nml liver (0iiiiliiliui
n-'i iho skin, crnpilwi nml cutaneous nllceiloiu.
I'ltco nil bioim: tlio same orlplii, icipilni Iho snmo
itiiiciIv. f.. piirl.li-nt.oii nml Inv.Romllon or Ilia
lnod' I'li.ifylho blood, nnd tlicu cl.mgcioiii ills.
t'ti, , lane von. Willi fi-chlo, foul, or corrupted
Ip'oiI. miii cannot li.no lic.iltli; wlili tlmt "hfuof
ilia ilcch" liailtliy, ou ennnot have sciofulous
JliC.tSC.
Ayor'n Snrsaparllla
It rnininirnlcil from tlio moit "effectual nntidntcs
llint iiinllnil science bin discovered for ibis nllllct
In ilulcnmcr, mid for Ibo euro of tbe disorders It
c:i7.ill. 'Hint It Is fur superior to nny oilier rem
edy )c' de.lcd, li known by nil who bnvo given
It a 1ri.1l. That It duos combino virtues truly cx
irnnnliii.irv in their cli'ect iion this elms of com.
pi lints, Is" Indisputably proven by tlio ercnt rnulil.
tiulc of publicly known nml rcinnrkimle cures it
ha tnnilc of Iho follow Iiir cllsc.-uci : King's Evil
or Glandular Bwollings, Tumors, Eruptions,
Pimploj, Blotches and 8orcs, Erysipolas,
Ho:o or St. Anthony's Firo, Salt Rhoum,
Bcild Hold, Coughs From tuborculous dopos-
iti in tlio lungs, wnuo uwoiiuigs, .uounity,
Dropw. Nounugln, Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Syphilis and Syphilitic Infections, Morcurial
Diseissj, Fomalo Woaknossos, nml, Indeed, iho
whole scrici of lomplnlnts llint niiio from Impurity
if tin IlixvI. .Miimlo report of imllvidiinl rases
iinv bo foniiil In Avkii'h Amciiicam Almanac,
wb! li i liirniihcit to Iho ilru'Nts for prnlulloiu
ilnlriliiilloii. wherein limy bo leiinit'd tlio ilitvclions
for It ikc, nml come of tlio rcmnrkiiblc cures which
it lull innilo whcii nil other remedies lmd fulled to
illunl ixlief. '1 Ini'o rncs nro purpo'cly tnken fiom
(II m'I.ini of th ) country, in onlcr Ihiit'cvcry ivndcr
tn.ivhnu nci In loino 0110 who cnu spcuk lo him
of III licnellu from pcrfomil experience. Scrofulu
ilcprc'v iho if.tl cucrKies, nml thus lcnot Iim ic
mil 1 f.ir more subject to iIIh-iho nud lis fnlnl remits
llian nro l.e.ilihy cim-illiulnin. Ilcnco it tends to
iliortcti, nml iIikm (jivnlly shorten, Iho inemo durn.
Ilo 1 of hum 111 lifu. Tlio Mitt imtiorinncu of Ihcio
co'nidcmHoui lim leil in to spend yenra in perfect
in,; n piucily which Ic mbiiunto to lis cua This
h 1 iiiiw oiler to tho piihllc iimlcr iho unino of
Avrii'i Hmis.u-aiiii.h, nlihougli it ii rompocd
o( inxivilkiiM, 101110 of wliiih exceed iho liest of
.S.tiiiii7ci in nllvnitivo iowcr. lly lis nid joii
limy protect .Miiirtclf from tho siifTerln nml thinner
of t!iriditonlcr. I'urjio out Iho foiil rorrtiplioiii
tint mt nml fetter in iho h.'oodj purge out l ho
siie ol ilisouc, nml luorou beiillh will fullmv.
llvitj cviihiir liluec lliN ictmdy rlimulnlvs Iho
nml fiiiiriloiK, mid thus cxicls'tlio iliitcniiers
u'Mi lurk wiiliiu tho syitcm or burst out on nny
pi Mir It. '
Wo know tho public bnvo been deceived liv ninny
4o:n;mm,i of JSirwiimiYic, lh.it pumilu'if iniicli
ii.il did uoihius; but tlioy will neither bodccchcd
1 ir dh.ipHii'i:ed in ihii. In virtues bnvo ken
prin 11 liy iiIiiiiiiI.iiic 1ri.1l, mid llicra rcmnlnt nu
I'll t.o-i of In in)inlii cmcI'ciico for iho euro
ft' nllll.-iliis illivnc it U luleudcd to icmb.
A1 01.', ii.hK'r tho Mino immc, it l n cry dlf.
i t ini'.ti. ino fiom nuy oihvr which Inn" liecn
If. 110 icuple, nml U f.ir inoro cll'crtiinl lhau
r. 7 ot'.,r W.1KI1 has ecr been nviiilablo to them.
CHERRY PECTORAL,
Tho Wo"lcl'n Groat ItomodylbrCoucho,
CjIcIj, Inolpiont Coniiiunption, and
for tao rollof or ConBumjitivo
putionta in ndvanood uta-
Qja or tho didunuo.
Til. Ins brcn ro Inns med nml o nnlrcrsnlly
lnwn, t'ut o need do 110 mora thnii nsiiiro tho
pii lie tlmt it ipuliiv Is Kept up 10 tho best it ever
I111 U-cn, ami that it may bo ulicil on to do nil it
hit cut done.
l'round by l)n. ,1. C. Avnrt & Co,,
Pnictnul nml Antilytiail Chmii'i,
Loucll, Muss.
'1 '- nil il-i..t fcrvwllcc, nml by
fejon
entmel
VOL. XII.
HUSINKSS XOTICKS.
JACKSONVILLE, SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 18G7.
NO. 19
OSBORN & SESSIONS,
AND COMMISSION
Akoiik, 507 Ciilironiiii
han Fiiiiicihuu,
Struct,
fll Mi',' ".Al WTKNlilVi: i:.-KUIK.NCK IN IIOTH
Cuutii'v .,.?.'! ' ,u'"" nl-. frvl ciiilMcnl llit lo
ul. . l1MK1l"'lA.1,SUv.lrliiii imI.IviiI Kiit,ui luun
pV.,1 i'",rf '' "r' " c"' ""' Miwrlur liHliueuiiiitt.
lurii..,'i",!l,"."g,;.Ul'" ,u o.llilluii,llio ihikIwwuiiiI
.If ?r n ' i""1"' NuU" "r'lfl". t mi, fclll Jl iclilno,
.u;;!iV,iuir,!.i,u'',,',l''s "' w',h" uf "'""
.ru,i;,;:''i,io,,,!1:,;lr1.cry:" m"x c"e,uf
(6cn ll). sbovn,
C. v!I. Sessions,
rr.rct.'ij.i"! IT ";,Uw)-'l A Co, h,H, grocrsSn
fcfSSW!:1" J"ck;'"""lt- .t,8,f
UHErVT SPOHTSMAN'S EMPORIUM.
rainp ium....n ""
X ,1iVii;.'V'1a,,,Ku."l:3l'BCTFUM.VlNF0lt)WTIU:
l s.r. J"' "" "" "' Kvimrally. tlmt
lu S
Kvin'rally, tlmt tin luu laid)- Utii
luatii l'n...in . "v,,n"ll),i '"" i'n imiuiciy wvii
iS SiSS'." '.?.'? i'.?..,."?c.'f'' a uvirlm.ut'of Alio
AUnr,!- ' lfi4 ' vcry turt ami U.
Ill - i ' "Buj oi evi
vs uei iuiii 1. Hii.i ...i.i - . .i
luith ti. . .."" "" wiui iioiniiiui, iiu.itucM ami UU'
.iUgrt(t.,M,i ... '"'"rlugof uw iIIImmiII le done at tliu
Ocl,fuTf"rV.;r..'?,,,0,aW,'"'
provnl itjlc.
nco of tU ...ill" 1i1,r0I",.il?,-l "'I'Mimily .ollclt a conlliiu-
jlniUrli.l85.
JOHN JIII.LKIt,
WM. HOFFMAN,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
&
UWICEKir,!
Door North or lUrkiiiun'a
Hanking Home.
prSeVaii0ll!C.,,,8?'l!l'f8 o' writing carefully
Peter Britt,
Photographic Artist,
JACKsoxmu:, oreqox.
Ambrotypos,
Photographs,
Cartos doVislto
Doitn is-wi: fikest stvle of art.
Pictures Ituctucctl
on nxi.Aiiai'1) to life sizr.
PIONEER
FAMILY GROCERY STORE,
tost noon south or glksn, drum
X .V CO., nml iiiiMltu the I'oU OHlcu. where
limy be Imiiid n choice nclictluu of Family
Groceries nml Provision.
Liquors nml Tobncco,
Candles, Nuts, Apples, etc.
In fact, cvcrylblnB uiunlly found In n Drit-clais
Inmlly (Jrocory Store.
CIIAULKS W. SAVAGE.
y. J. Market Price paid for Produce.
Jacksonville. March 1, 18fi7. mr2tf
OREGON SALT.
VOLXEY COLVIG,
KTOTAH.T 3PTT2321sIOf
CAXYOXVIU.E, OllWOX,
h ill inKO ACKnowleilRcments of Deeds, Protest
lilies nmi iiiiisor lixclmtiRc, make Atte-tit
tntlons.
ntrumcnts ol imbllcntloii. Illunk
, Hills of bale, Powers of At-
Spenking of tlio tnnnufneture of salt
in this State, the correspondent of tlio
San Francisco Bulletin gives the fol
lowing statement. He might have add
ed thaf there arc salt spriiigs in Jnck
son county, from which about ten thou
sand pounds of a very superior article
of salt is produced annually. Wc think
the amount estimated ns tho product
of tho Douglas county springs is some
what exaggerated:
The salt of Oregon is obtained from
springs, nrid is of very superior quality.
The springs nro numerous in tho west
ern part of Multnomah countv, in tlio
valley of the lower Willamette, in Co-
milium i-uuiiiy, iKijoiniuir, ana auo in
Douglas county, or tho'Umpqua Vnl
ley. Those in Douglas county have
been worked for sometime, matiufuntiir-
inc about one thousand pounds per day,
A LO VSll JAMMED.
The Detroit Union relates tho fol
lowing rich incident:
It is seldom that the disciples ol Lo
thario or Don Juan, in their attempts
at intrigue, get oft' scot free. Wo have
n W facts for readers to-day which
are in every way worthy of perusal.
In spito otthc ihost desperate-attempts
of tho victim in this case to hush the
nflair up, it has leaked out. the lady he
roino thinking it decidedly "too good
to be lost." . b
About ten days since, a public ball
was held in the Seventh Ward, at
which a fair domino attended. The at
tention of one of the irrcprossiblo of
luu uiuvr , wm, I'uiHiiiuiir ner con
sent, danced almost the entire pro-
IUHIII1U tl 1 111 I1UI, llllll IIIIIIUI 1110 lllllll-
once of a few glasses of lager, became
violently and nmatoiially enthused.
When tlio "wee short hours ayont the
twal" the ladv sunersti'd thu'iimiimw
ich, bcinc consumed in the iioiitm. 'ty of seekini: tlio paternal home, and as
borhood of.thc works, does not oifer.1''0 sweet and hallowed talk seemed to
itselfjin tho Portland market; neitlicr ' present nn ojiportuiiity for .ho dcclara
would the distance and dilliculties of, 'i011 c' ''1" absorbing pasMon, the geu
transportation ndmit of its seeking n tlenian nccordctl with the suggestion,
market at this place. There may be J'requeiitly was the attempt made dur
other springs in cliU'erent counties work-, '"g tnt" journey to place his arm around
od in a small way. Unlit is of the salt li"1 '!,ir immorata's tapering waist, but
works lately erected in the lower Wil- at cac" -'' 's courage oozed out at
lamet alley that I havo been able toms "Wp ends. At tlio gate the la
gather the most information. 1'ly disunited her escort thanking him
These aie situated half way between ' for his company; but ljo declined his
Portland and St. Helens, at the loot of discharge, asserting boldly that he
the hills which skirt the river, and would not leave until the door closed
nml other
Deed", Mortgages,
torncy, Licenses, Agreements,
on hum!.
DR. A. B. OVEHBEGK,
Physician & Surgeon,
jacksox villi:, OIIL'GOX.
Onico nt IiIk residence, in tho Old Orerteck
IliHpllnl, on Oregon Klreut.
Ii. II. tsUEENMA.V,
PHYSICIAX AND SUUGEOX,
OFFICE-Cornorof California and Fifth
no win iiructico in jiickhmi anil nil
counties, nml attend promptly to professional
cum. icnzir
or well floi- it lins lw.nn .lpni.nni.,rtivcri. t UH-' ' ' "ltH tlllCIl" 111 tlio ellort
ty-seven feet) with nil the surface wa- to I'lociirp- from her an acknowledge-
tun in it, and with only one furnace, ment or the probabc return ol In Uv
the company havu been making from vouring passion. And now comes our
fivo hundred to seven hundred pounds orrojvlul mmiiiuI. Jiiil when his neck
of salt tier day, that probably has no 'iw favonibfo for the movenieiit, t he
superior in the world. It crystali7.es ly banged the door, holding the
with a handsome fine grain; is bright, lucklesi, wight close between the door
sparkling, nn.l as white as snow. It is nml tlio jam, and seriously impeding
entirely lice from lime, or any delete-, ' dee .:issnge of tho breath ol lile.
l-ll, IIIM11VU, illlll IH'BKl'll nil
Streets. Jacksonville. Otrn.
, j -n ' ,...... ...w .., j ....... r.
. . ' riniiR kiihfttiiiw.ii fill tlmt itt fi iliiii'V Anil "e
njaceiu - j , ,i
yel
meats, lisli, ete
it is "'")
Sostroiuraro "V "O.1"!1 ""V
and
111 btentoriiiu tones, but the la
relent. Ills ncivauis n-
TlfE YAXKEE&
A highly imaginative trans-atlantie
geographer has lately informed the
world that America is, or shortly will
be a "country bounded on the north
by tho Arctic circle, on thu south by
eternity, and on the west by tho day of
judgment." There are a set of bitter
and bilious gentlemen, chiellyofihe
tory persuasion, to whom this kind of
patriotic Imagery is gall and worm
wood. They are miserable beciumi
America is big, and because she uses
these laughable big expressions. Tho
The real reason why they hnto her is
because her government is so frco and
the Aiicccss of it is so wonderful ; but,
since it docs not do to confess thse facts,
they nrc always girding at her faults
of manner nnd style a practice which
is nboiit as tucfiil as to rail at tho Al
leghany mountains lor being huge and
craggy, ror our part, we experience
no more surprise or vexation nt the hy
perbolics of our descendants bevond
the Atlantic than wu should at seeing
a likely lad split his trowsers in grow
ing, or a fine, healthy baby reach his
plump palms out for'the moon. The
thing is natural, and oven satisfactory
with tho young giant tlmt we huut
bred; and England, thu mother of em
pires, ought to be heartily pleased ami
amiied nt tho glorious gasconades of
her iniL'litv chilil. Is she to be nu el
derly coquette, and vev herself because
her sous outstrido her ami her daught
ers shoot up with a beauty and vigor
that remind her how she agesT Miu
ought, if she were honest and hearty,
lad and proud ol youngsters
about half a mile distunt iVmu 11. upon him and his charge. The front
Thero nro n. number of suritirrs in Hi! door was tried, but found to be bolted:
etc., constantly, locality, and extending nlong near the tno Indy then went to the side door,
feb:'3m3 baso o'f thisxange of liills from twelve l"1"! without her knowledge herador-
to twentv miles. Onlv 0110 snrini? "'J,' "mn followed. While she was
is used nt present nt tho Willaniot Salt iiroiing Hereon, insiue the room, ol ' , b0
oiks, nml the present works are only 1 "r"1 "ppaiei, 110 pusneu 1110 uoor t10 j. 0f whom history never knew
experimental. From this one spring, ' l,c" "!"' IUl " .l,,!.'"," cnniiiwl t0 knit them to hersell In bunds ol firm
IV uiv ill HIV i-v until ill lliu L-uuri, nva ntwl n n mub ) nf 1 1 i
nn Anglo Saxon family of empires
which should girdle the world with thu
language of ShakKiieaiu and the happy
inlliieuce of the little matron island .'
Wu like to read thcMiiidiculoiiH sublim
ities, wherein, our imperial cockerels
crow themselves well-nigh oll'theirlegs
with lustiness round thu old llritnniiic
hen. What n bird the American chick
en will bo when nil the feathers eoine,
if it can scratch ami crow, and llourish
ita kiinrit llbii flits In ,m niti-w.li iL.ln.ti !
les that lii v-1 ,r,",V" Ult' l,',t1e"!,, Iirogenitor, u l,u m- s ullt 0w, tliroiich thu barbarism of
only two-thirds "veilf upon tho scene, nml seeing the llcw. eivilixntion, and Iikk the best
or lor curing of
of tho very best quality,
iu lii-cservnttvc qualftl
iiiiiti unv flint twifM liwn
as miich of it as of Liverpool Rait; and Mention oi a nun, toiu i.is.ja uginerio piirl of u )mckli'k to shoot. And if
the Portland butchers wjio have used , """K on.t, ,t,,e fccl""",l,, ul,1,u ',''!1 bigness justifies big words we should
itdeclaro it worth $10 more ,.Cr toii:1"0.0""1"0 I,c "I'I'"-'' ,homu ,,1-:" like to know who Is to blainu theso in
DR. A. B, OVERBECK'S
BATI-I ROOMS,
. mw m ., i. , .1 i. . . ' . .i .. rnrdiiiiu nnPiiiiiiMilM mniln mi nC lliii.L- I
XU IIIO uvoroocu Hospital, tnitu any sail in uieiiian.ei tnai iney - - ,- -r .-
use the brine over mid over. Its qu.il-i"oIf IvMtlic-r. I he ptiiiishi.iei.t eoi.tiii
WAUM.COLD &SIIOWISHBATIIS,,tvtlien is perfeetlv satislaetorv, and , 'V'1'1 ''. ."' wore exhausted
! tliu comiKiiiv mo about erecting new I ' tl,t i'jwit '' '!. when he
SUNDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS.
CsbiraE.
nnd extensive works for boiling, besides
; improving the Milme properties of the
waiei in uie cpniis " uunng nun
was permitted to depart.
pu.MiUl-.ish A I ih i.Ahi &i-.isMU. , .,;.,, to exclude sitifaie or any other
1 Iiuviiii' nitCi'il ii 1 1 A N Iv II II 1' I LAW. It '. I . rM . ... ..ii.''
Is now nltliln the iiimrr of c-u-ry imm that Is Hesll water. J ro
I Ii.lv in ilelil. to In-u lilin-clr ll out lliu 11 VI' IV llltelVMIIIg
A Win:uc, Geoigo
I fend writes to the
Ali.l..v..l 'I'.......
hmv uii'iimi t un ii
Cinelniiiiti (I'mettc,
mi ii mi) ou.e. , letter deseiii.tive of the incident!
Ulake his ina.le f yo ' ,C foow ,,
.e.f.-ct analvMb 1 1,,,,.,!,,,.! ,ltollie.,?e:
Prolessor
nml
.. , fc.. .... ..,,,,.,,., ..,. .... . ,,,.. ,.t n I ii.t.illiK.i
'I I , , ' ,, .i.i nil . I ' I " I . ' llli 1 1 Pllliu iivinuiiti, ,nit;iiiu
irisnl Hi-ins mm crump m ncinm, nmi "incii i in iiiesaiiiie wuieo, hiiiuii i, nunuivi, m... ,i -,-.. ..,.i ii.,..,... ,,, ,. Ki. ;u
mUuliollv iimibli. uili.-ruiH. to ilbchuri:.-. .., i,,,,,, t0 include here. The Proles- J" , ino CL , " nfel,ie ." " M" ' '"
TlittlilsirleiCiiriorihn Unlml S'''''''cbj.n" '",' paralyti man, in whose lost
It. iili.no In ihfCliyor Purlbunl, lm. under I"" "'' ' ," -'. . . 1. 1 Vi" ..'"'' J Rtriiggliug intelligeiiee vou seu
Ihix law. mi cxelilidii! Jurinllcllnn ol all cnw ; me i nriN i.xiiusi.u,,, i .,.,., ,,nKu , ., K.t.,.t.H 0 ,, coiiimaiifl. It is
In , iHukriipcy. i., i..I.-iikm im p roci . , pn.uici it-ii i hiiow u. ;... Commander Ha.tstein, who was an of.
::Sl:ii . ni uSK $? YmW '""':, 1I,C 0r,'BIM'SttU flcerofthel'iiitedStaes Xnvy thirty.
ii id'psii'r i iippoiiiiiii. in niHim pniniiiiiy iu w,,,... ...... iiiuier the Mineri nteiidence .1 ni .1 , i
procuring dbclmrue. iu Ihiukriiptcy lor.illwho 7"h" .i1(1 :., !,! nu-nnr tI,rt'c .vci,r8 N lic'" ,,,u will-begun, Ins
nuy keiulMucdiurmurllM.-iii with their put- of J. X ictor, who isulsopart owner. jlstntll t10U, South Carolinian,
""UiS:-...- i.i ,n tn,.r.i;r. .., ".T vnr I'av.vo Cm-hk'k wwo all for the Goveinment. Hut his
iJ-l ill'il litll lllll !" inwuillllilj 4" ' - ...- ............
Tl.ltS I'ATIINT for m-w liiivnllniis,
IMUcjIhII, Uolpli S. Suiltli,
Attonu-yi'-at-l.iiw. I'lirllaud, (iri-gon,
iipi7 nill
'1
CANYONVILLE HOTEL,
CA iYYOiY I VL LE OJiEG 0Ar,
D. C. McCLELLAN, Prop'r.
sun noiisi: has itixi:NTi.Y iu.
I illltieJ and uep.m.l for tl, n-cepiioii of ; no cuts were iiiud
neM-i, mid Iho proprietor would my to the my attorney; but
Itlnelis ol Southern Oicbuii, mid the timeliiii,' mw IXW 'H pay y
Fi:i:s. Some timo since a woman was
granted n right to a decree of divorce
by our District Court and went on her
way rejoicing, having first, she says,
given her attorney money to pay the
costs. Yesterday, impelled by curiosi
ty, or something else, she applied to
tho Clerk for a eertilicate ot her mail-
'till release. "Hie decree has never
ibeen entered on record, madam."
"Why I was iu Court and heard tho
I Judge order it." "Yes, madam, but
mm." "1 paid iiicm to
110 matter: enter it
ay you.
iilshavc
"It IS 1II1II0S-
i.i ww...-." n - , ... - -- ,---tf ,---. .1
public, that he Is now; riitny o imnin ; s-be. tho lecorils have been mailo up,
lerlaln all ho nay fuvor him nlili a call, atreaait, 0.)CI1 Court and signed. I can
,rTi,"V Z will bafurnliliod will, the tot Ibo add nothing to them." What effect
marKct alfords, permitting no house to excel It docs that have oil mo ." "botany; it
cither In ipmlliy or variety. leaves you just ns you were. Hut the
SPKOIAL NOTIOKS. ,7 .lecreo entitled nunc pro tunc." , "gainst his cou.iBcIors
-j inAiu't I divorced?" "Xo madam."
Jacksonville Lodge no what shall I do? Miy, I've got"
wealthy wife iiillueuccd him first to
passiveiiess, theit to rebellion. Ho
gave up his commission, which was his
history, and, liku a lost energy, wan
dered to and fro in the streets of Charles
ton, full of dark premonitions of the
success of tho gient Government he
hnd bctrnved. When thu fiio wits
opened on Sumter, he sti oiled iu the
same abstract way to Port .Moultrie,
and looked nt the gunners driving iron
into the faithful old castle. Thero was
no enthusiiicm iu his regard. Next
morning, when the flag of Port Sumter
i.ifi'11, 11 stroke of paralysis fell upon
Commander Ilartsteiu. God spared
him thu work of a traitor, if not his de
fection. They carried his wrecked
body to a blockade-runner, nnd ho lay
stunned and remorseful in Paris three
ventive nnd llowery patriots? Has,
any olhcr nation -10,000,000 square '
acres of fat corn ground for 11 back
yard, which will grow six quarters to
the acre, as long as you like to plow t he j
old crop in? Has any other nation a
I mountain ofsolid iron tomake tho plows i
' ofj like Pilot Knob, iu .Missouri, or oca
vii ii, 1,1,1, vi tiiu luiiini, iiiiii niiifiua in
solid copper along the lakes. Woes
any other double its population every
'JO years, and suck in tlio emigration
of l-.tirope without (-minting it; or car
ry cargoes '.',000 miles along one river;
or venture 011 tho impudence of a Mon
roe doctrine, or light a war with
1,000,000 soldiers, nml have them all
home again, liku boys after school, with
in a year? Or what other people col
lects a rovenue of 118.000,000 sterling,
nnd with 20,000,000 111 goldnt a time
iu its exchequer laughs at a debt of
500,000,000, and engages to wipe it
out in ten years? Artemus Ward says
v.... 1 ...I... .11,1. 1'.
MISCELLAXEO US.
TKLKaiiAi'inc Svstkm. The Hritish
Government is seriously considering
the ijrojeet of tnnking tho whole tele
grahio system a branch ol tho post-office.
Iu lielgium, where every post'
office has its wire, n message of twenty
words is sent to any part of the king'
doni for ten cents. ' In Switzerland, un
der thu same system, both messages
nud money onUrs can bo sent at very
low rates, nnd people send more mes
sages than letters.
Sunn was a sanctimonious deacon,
nnd kept in his houso a small boarding
school for boys. At the table ho was
in the habit of seizing whatever his ap
petite most craved, and lilting his plate,
which was held before liltu, while
standing to say "grace." One day otiu
of tho urchins slyly removed his chair
during this ceremony plate iu hand
ho went sprawling on tlio lloor. Ilo
rose and remarked: "Go ahead bovs.
I want no dinner what's left is not
worth a curse."
" hat is your opinion ol tho weath
er, Miss A.V 1 think it intend to oloar.
Do you ngrou with 1110Y"
"l do7indeed; and wish somo folk
would follow tho weather's example,
mid clear too."
.Mr. II. seized his hat and has not
been seen in that street since.
Iloi.v IiAXP. Tho philanthropic He
brew baronet, Sir Moses Moiitclloro,
says the '(, siucu his return some
time last spring, from thu Holy Land,
linn determined to erect uiiothor'hospiou
nt l...-..u..l..... 1.... .1. .: 1 .1' .. ....
ill If VI UOIMl-lll Itll lliu irillll'IILlMJI M'MT-
ill poor Israelitish families'. It is pro
posed that tho building shall bo 011 a
large scale, and built near to that which
was erected in I83l.
A yoi-.n'ii i.apv asked 11 gentlumaii
thu meaning of the word surrogate, and
ho explained il to her as " a gate through
which parlies go to gel married."
"Then, I imagine," said t he lady, "that
is a corruption of the w old sorrow
gate." 4 011 are right," said he, "as
woman is nu nbbiuiiation of woe to
man."
A man iu Haitfordaihertlsed recent
ly that oil receipt of 11 certain sum ho
would, by leliiiii of mail, instinct nuy
applicant how to imiko 11 fortune, His
I directions went: "Peddle seii.-irs half
Havana and hall home made, as I did,
ami always bo ready to pick up 11 stray
chicken." . . ' ' 3
l-'r.NN v.--The following order was re
cently received by a Chicago under
taker: "Sin-my wilii isiled ami wants
tobe II1111 ied toiuorierut wiiiiuerklock.
Yjhi kuosu were to dig the hole along
side of 1111 other too wives; let tho
holu be deep.".
Mv own ipijas. I would rather fill
iu love than from thu top of the City
Hall. I would rather fool a bcotlianbo
a fool. 1 prefurii legal tender ton" bar
tciidur." I would rather knit my brons
at my nog tiiaii at my enemy.
IIi:ai:is, thu best card in the ehaiicu
game ol matrimony; siimetinies over
i-ome by iliaiuoinls nnil Kimxcs; olteii
won by tricks; nud oictiNionally Heat
ed in 11 shuttling iu:iiiiier'aud then cut
altogether.
"Wi:i.i., Ilildget, if I engage you I
hllllll U'lltll Villi III klfll' 111 I11111111 1
ever 1 11111 nut,"
liny obiei'tious
lo slay i
"Willi,
ma'iitn, I havn'l
do thu
years, filled with bitter upbraiding
J'liuj
W T"WXsw 'l TVs"IF
ti m 'IT Zm
it Its regula (ro biipjioso she was going to say
r,y.Si?,Sr'layi inatiied) but n Hood of tears and a tit
Odd reiiowj livgte'rics gtojipcd her utterance, and
I. O. O. l'
No. IU, now
iiici'IIdl-s on cv
"evening at the Odd
Hull. "'.'. ."... 1 1 1 ' 1
n.,r7Xod,ta,;.iinB are Invited toattend.' the listeners bowea tneir neaiis in .leep
" HENUV DUNCAN, N.U. gvmpatliy with 1110 suiieniig woman.
JAUKsM.SLiToxIt.Seo'y. Who was tho attorney that allowed
Trustees. Geokuk ru.NK, m. nay ono o cjel)t t0 get lnt0 such 11 falso posi-
Jl 2S-- nflhfikah Meeting 4th Monday in , tion ?-&-.
each Month. i A us the Last Hoi-k Go.vk. Chief sends to their graves a number of oU
. . .. r.....:,.n'piinift delivered tho opinion in 'scure men, who have only remained in
Warren Lodgo No, 10, A. F. & A. gippi case, which is against obscurity because their timidity has
IllUtCilll-ll infill IIUIII IIHIKIII it IIIBl L'l-
fort; nnd who, if they had only been
induced to begin, would, iu nil proba
bility, have gono great lengths in the
career of fame.
ho never Know a Yankee who didn't
talk about the Kocky .Mountains ex
cept one, and ho was deaf mid dumb;
but, even ho wrote about them. Who
is stupid enough lo laugh at that ? It
is in thu nature of tho peojilu; thu
young giants must have gigantic topics,
words, policies, schemes and sayings;
and if wo liiugli, let it bo withafieaity
good untiire, mid as the old folks do at
the brag and buncombe of the young
ones, whose fctiength and health are so
beautiful and full of thu promise, of
lioblu duy and woiks. -viuAii 'fce-yrapi.
ty tea him
with a spoon, like a baby. He has ie-
turned home to find his broad acres
laid waste; bis wife's homestead is un
tenable. Lonely and wearily these :ilflI,
. ...
two, with their daughter, are rcturnuiir
to Kuropo to spend tho rest of their lifu
in almost indigent exile.
Want ok Dkcimo.v. A great deal
of labor is lost to the world for tho
want of a little courage. Kverv day
A WllOI.K SrilKIt AT OMK OlIAW.
Tho other day, at Toledo, Ohio, u cat
tle dealer rccoived pay fora steer which
ho had sold to a butcher, uud, rolling
thu greenbacks Into a small wad, put
11110 inn luiiiccu no. Diioriiy
LOON ., . t j ., il.Aiii
Kuu 0
0. W. HAVAOE.ove;.
BOOT AND SHOE MAKERS
endment, and orders
ISSlbSlppl bill ot I
,. . w '-
(Jliiet Jitstlco takes
tlio ground that tho Supremo Court has
no iurisdiction in the case. Tho Dem-
iw ...u WIII,,VIIIV
AAi-illA f Ollllillllltlivo
L-ns uni..- . . .. -a. i.;-r ..1 .
ivotipe Having disposeu 01 ourcm.- ncceiited oy tno iiepubiican' inquisitivkness. a laborer employ-
OIIt.fc.- "'"",,, '. cvo our whole touri an-'"- 1 . ,'i -.... i,.,i : i,ri.; ctni, .. ,. ,i.: 1,. L
tory, WO nro nun ,,,r-.--- r-rn'l,lir buaineM. 'ntriy, aWlO Ul "" iijijam imm v """"S " "" - iwhihu hi
attention to ou' Leather nnurMm'cbif & K(jj( ,' 'Colll-t the reconstruction act is Kngland, and having a shade over 0110
Oa hand, dlrec tiro m 11 linni.,w.d to bo constitutional. Con-1 eve ns a preventative, was accosted by
Domestic Leather Iloot Log.. j declare J, u, m ,rm hat
Jousu. HKIS, " r,.'t. Ran KranciWO. ' .... ,1 ilm cons must eoiiHtif 11. 'o lost nn nvnV" "Wliv." reiilicd the
New York, I 1 . aiiesui, , W , Jnu. I .. lin ' . -, n ' ,,,
I nilU T " --, " -.-.....- - .
after ho extracted;' as ho thought, a
iroviillir you
sumo when 1 wish to go out."
A Hi:vi:iii:.i) divine, who was bill 11
soaud-so pieaeher, being called upon
accidentally font sermon, asked iilrieud
what lie should preach about 5 to which
tho other replied "aboullhe minutwri."
"Mv boy," said 11 fond mother,
"never put oil' till tomorrow what can
be douu to day." "Thou, mother,"
leplied thu urchin, "let's eat the h.il
aiicoofthu plum pudding to-night,"
A Qi-1'.hiio.v. Is there iu all history
a solitary instance ol a very hcautilul
woman, who has distinguished herself
iu any work of gioat intellectual power
or genius?
Daiik.vcss. An editor out Wostnsks,
if nuy light can bo thromi 011 kissing.
Our dot II says it isn't necessary; ho
likes it bettor in tho daik.
Ifiss. A poet says that tho ivJml
kisses tho wavus. That, wo suppose,
is the celebrated "kiss for 11 blow,"
about which wu hao lietiid so much.
QuwiYiCaii 1111 actor who makes
liaH'a-do.cii "farewell" appeal uncoa iu
as many month bu said to bu of a 10
tiring disposition?'
An'iuil'aiiian. "Why do you wish
to know my ago sir?" "Hug pardon,
madam, but I mn engaged iiimitiipiiiau
reseaiclios."
"I do not say that man will steal,"
said 11 witness 011 trial, " but it I was n
UIU.T IIU CAII.H.11.U, 115 IIU IIIUIIUIII, H I ,.-, ,, , - , . : ,
portion of tho tobacco, but, with all c,"ck,L',' ' '' ,(,"st lsl when hu wu
ilia iiiiiMi iiii iiiri fsiiiiti nrinni imii ni ' .---...-..
Ml ftW.'tS VWIM'S UMI4VV fll ,
the savory juices, and finally took his
cjuid out of his mouth to look nt it,
when ho found ho had been chewing
his roll of greenbacks. 1 lo stood aghast
for a moment and then burst out
"Cuss tho luck ! n ichule stetr tit one
cmu,"
Hihck PouKitov. A correspondent
of tho Mobile A(lver(itr says, with a
great deal of good st-nso: "I had a
glimpse of tho far-famed Hrick Pome
roy, but did not havo tho pleasure of
hearing him lecture. I do not much re
gret it, nowever, for I look upon 'Hrick'
at. something of a humbug, mid bclievo
his lectures and letters are injurious to
the South; besides, ho makes our 'op
pressed people' pay to hear him tell
how badly we nro treated."
Quak kh, What ordinary naiuu is well
suited fornii auctioneer? O-bid-higher
(Obadiah.)
Law: man There is a man iu IIU
lioin so big that hulishes with 11 railroad
"lino" mui smokes a stovepipe,
Koine wives are so jealous that tlioy
don't liko their spoures to embrace a
fair opportunity.
A HL'hniAN miser is noticed as having
learned to bark, in order to savo tho uv
peiiso of keeping a watch-dog.
Mk.v dying miiko their wills, why
cannot wives? Hccauso wives havu
their wills during their lives.
Tm: lust case ol jealousy is that of
a lady who discarded her lover, a soa
captain, becuuscd hu hugged thu shore.
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