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OJ01 Aver' fon r"iii.Dtr SCROFOU AND SCROFULOUS DISEASES. m ir,rn niinnllllM of lourSAItJAPAmttA, " ' ,,aii.iPlSltl"wl"lcli lallrll il the llil omct lt l'" f.V.J hi u i llioo wl t.k It A. In. ai our ,1 nil '"V, rfi ' , "aric ll.nc lm beiu 110 nuillcliit like ft tcioiw ! " " " V t1l. A Ti . I ouljr uo 1 17 "','' '..uhiKii or Hie imdlclnal J li uw m llLn0 ,'I.inilXA. W iltiinliler, ! Icu, hid an orW "'?, T.' ,, C,A, ,d lialr lor )rar, A.etlnx '""I0;, Ible 10 euro unlll we Hied ourW ' .. . ' Jt flirt. " "" "im unrfmiffi.ifmJ .. ,': Mi ifaa utrered fur ) fir pot w llli lerof """"TU whlel "M varr troublnom. Notlilna; '.Wch '.ooll'complctcl cured l.er.' .. . j.t l fluff. i7.i IT ' vlitilt'lnoirnrm rf vSllPpa"WturtT, ry-ennmr,,; pa. WVI?i'r.if wl'eriil' jcari a crjr troubtwome minor In .' J. ..Mcli iiew eoiiiiwill) " """I It iIUBruihI n!f ?iiM ii'l bewmo mi .iiloleublr 1 miction I tiled ",'J. turn" ' ""' ""' .0 Lu,l, ""i!?', ""'I "'" .m. L11 "III out anv teller urliale.rr, until I took )our S.wArAnliLA II Immcdlolel) rnadt my lice worn, 'H m It mixta lor tlnwt but In n few wreka ,V-Vk 11 KA'i lorottn utiiler the I) lolcliee, .rrj cot.. ! .it iiiitll in lieu U tu imoolli ai out tod; . nnU I am "m! ii v rVvrnptomi or the Ul'rare lint I know or. I ,$! ?iirrl Wlh, and wllliotit o doubt one It to )our toilDolM-aenorol DobtHtr-rur Jf7 tho Blood. Mtoi I. HM. A.iw11, otnfn AI.. AT. 1. n Ain I rctilom lull to iimo.c Lnptloni and rwJbiii .Vuy by Ilia rrc cling "' ol jourriAli; fllit.iA. a""l I hare Vl I nw cntid mi allrck of !,...i ArvM ;"'" '' ' loslliiiilli--liMii Jfti'l' 1 hi SAWArAttlttA .on lunu .unpad to ll.e pio ftilloii well " "" lol-'c- trtJ.K.Joh''l, r.tq , irVilnnnn. MA. rnrlnelro caial hail ll.e Jlln i:mlilf on mr .1.1.1 aim. ilurliut whei linn- I I1I11I all II v cthbialid thialclaiiV eoulft reach, and look I ui died ul ilollau' tor or in "lc lie.. Tllo tiloci. wtic to La at the Mri Ueima Tlilblc, and tic Uocloia dieldul Ihot n.y !1 mnVt he ainpulaled. I htKan laklnu jonr Maiiba. .Tmlla look.lo biilller, nid ionic nl jour 1 iLLa TjAlMrlhci hatocutt.l me. I am I on BMullai iliuut d mSiKi) Ihh l l"'hllc lacc, mi ctic I. kt ow 11 10 1i.mwI liilhliwniiiiuiilt), m.U lAcflialhottoidcror 'in Im rnri .tourn. .W. P.P.ff Xttreaitlt. C, '., .ihi'lii'l mmibrrr Ihr nwmllan ISnllmntnt. Varr' u'nl sour rJAlttAfAlill.LA Hi mi latnll), for ,, I ,(,tll. ami lor pMitt '' W;. with i cry UmIcIiI irMi'l'. ami led cu1.11U11.ee In cuiumci.dliiB It id tli afllieiid " Bt Aiithsny'a Tiro, noao, Bolt Illioum, Dcnld 01. f", 1Io l(j( Ooro jjyoa. jyi Wirrrw SltUtr. A'.- . Me nWe ntllnr rf Iht TkinX "i,ioel Ittmotntl, I oinrtilrtuilii VI1V: . :' .1.. 11. 1 i.it.i.nr.lt.ii..i .1 mt. .n.. .U.I id,.liiMit mi) BiHirent tflrel. lor llimn Hbjb iff taidnll,flMml,kl mill limn Iril until lcarocii IM Itiiciliif and cuiniht wuiind whlih cmuiil hl whol lice llailuir Hhil ce'y "'lun il' ' l'l "') ll" lnim.n bean lhu lour HAliaAI-AlilLUA. ai il a pfj hit tU Mi'lu nl ii-li lotion, iia )uu uliict. Iheioiv i titt to heal nlieii had Kltru lit- MM lotllr. anl Kn ire I when ire hail flnWiul lie itcoi.il. '1 lie chl d'a (ii'iihrf, nhicli hid ome out. sien naaln, ami It It nair lie'lhr ami lair a oil) ntl er. 1 he itl.uie Lclglf UibKifJ icillcleil that the chl'il muil die.'1 Brphllli nnd Morcurlal Blieaio. 'mi Itr. Iltnm S'ntt. f.Sf. null, Mliirmrl. "I riiul our Hahiai-aiiii i.a b iioiii-ttlicliinl irmrily for llw,oiiilr) )iuitum ul ,s;iAlf,Biidloraiihllltlc Bifixe than am other nc iioneir llivinulrrrluii Bir In illicit Iimoii liirMimnnr the Lot midicliea we hate" lttn .1 J. AVexfA. .'f ' nn tmlutnl .iirrwu if .fiir. rrarr. Willi.. It 'I (irrmihicnl mtmUr rf Iht Ltyli- I Hurt f.liKKicAuicri, 'Hit Aim Jl dear Sir I hair fmuiil mnr fiAtt. lirAUILLA aiicicolleut rcniul) lur S'tiihllii, Lulliul the jrimryand itrnmliiry t)n,atnl iditlunl in fouieiatr lliitittictmiobitliialf In jlihl In other irmeilka I do not luoir what we can cniihn Willi nunc ceilalut) or lat,. wl.trr a liowrrlill allciatlie l imuliril " itr (A.u .V, Ih .w. Arif ltriiimeitl,X.J., hid JitiJful ulcen nn hi leg', couml h) lliaabiic nt mcr luti.or mtrcNrliil ilhmtt, which grew muie ami moie i;(iaiilcd lur )rair, In rnllu ul eiir) irniuli urinal. mciitllul cuiild bv aip'lril, until Ihc wiiiiiiIuk me of Ainr)AliiArAiilLLA lellcinl him leu cairacan be found molt liiitietalv ami dhtitifiiii; than Ihli, and It luok leirialihmu butllei In cine Mm. Lflu:orrhocR Whites, Femolo Weokneaa, ireteneiall) iirmliatii hi liiteiual !mfnfoui lUctmlhn, ml lie let) ollcii curetl b) the allrmlliu itTvct of Hill ft maim tu LLA Home cae iniulie. honeitr, In aid el the tUuaArAHIlLA, Ihc iLlllul at nllcalloii of local Itairdlri. Vi Iht lettUmirn nml wliltlu-ttlilraUit J)r. Jatcb Morrill. f I inclMuall. "I hair fuuml )uur iaiuiai'aiiili.a an excellent alter illii In dliraiei ur Irinalra Huh) caiea ol Irresulailli, Lmcorrhva, Internal Ulceration, nnil local deblllli, arii 'ntfiom I In- Kiolcilom illatluik, liaicjleldril loll, and lline air lew that do not, when III cHrcl ii tuotietly tUti by local liniment." A oJy, uukUIihij to iilfoio the liulllmthn rf lur ttamt, icrltri Ml) diucliter ami iiiihII haic Iren eiitril of n icrr uUlllf.Hi,,; lucnrihccj nf loui; ilaluline, by two Lullkl rl)vur oaiu)aimiiii.li " Ithsumatlsm Oout I.lvor Complnlnt, Djapop- la Hoarl Dlaeaao Kuuru sin, jrlien minnl by .seronln In Ihu iiiUm, ate latildlrcurcd WlUlLkT oAtttAfAIULLA. ayTr's CATirAKTIO PILLS Mueii ro inanir mhnnlnci ocr tho oilier pttrRft tlM In the mitket, nml their mpcrlor virtue nro to uiihen illy known, tlmt ivc necil not ilo tnoro limn to aiiuro the niMlu their qmilliy U tmiintnlneil equal w the l- it tier Inn licen ami ilmt they mnr bo eenciuiri on lu ilo nil tlmt lliev linio oer tlnne. 1 rciarc.l hy J C. A VIMJ, At. V., 4 Co., Lowell, Hiu . nml q1,1 ,r ' OSBORN & SESSIONS, PURCHASING AND COMMISSION AgoiUj, fi07 Ciillforiiiii Street, mut Fiuucihuo, HAiTiISi ".AD IJXTKNSlVr: KXI'KltlK.SCK IS I10TII CuUSTiii ill l,t!'A li,,M ,rftJ'. fl coulUeut that to Nudli T.,lt lU" A,Nlb JwlHni leiklent axent, or to an W.i.cu !.u'.,.Ur' "' Oer .uiwrlor luJuV.m.uti. III. uf iil.iJ,f",'U"l 1," ,u cullKllom, II.. uuichue and le or uRrTMj"' 'l"'"1 U"n, aUH", bwlmlhli.i, Z:?,U? A""c""'""'tulilUfi the ,'r.l. of e.neri: W.U.'illi.W'P l f (SCO II). ODRhnrit i'M.SilJ.M:''" .-Ml. aeali-iln C-. il Scseions, CHEAT SPOHTSHAX'g EMPORIIM. T'iJtV10V?,!!ftV0f;1KD,,ll,tCTUI.LY I.NI0IIU3 TIIK lu s iS . ,i, i bl,1fr',Vu ti"rlly, that lie lu. Utely bn ailiiiilii, X' 1',""' '' elecle-l Bol luiortmeiit tft1o 3tlw.ur ,,"'' t1"" '" '"l' f 'Hir.reut klmU. l"i lack!. V'.t.'Vl" i'".l kind ur ummii.il. lUuil.Yr,,?,! ,'.?" l""r, hol l.u, iuder-tl.ki, in , ' "uutliit.li vt every oit and lie "iUbSJim iuM,u.ru,'f " l"lll laduuoattbe ic. of ".,.., It' t"01" ' '-l-ectmlly elicit a contlm.. eenoatUoY Ti fi'"1'?,? '"1J''te on Ihlid btreet.tiril oiimoi U,l, Domic, ,woflKOi Sn,... J011.V MII.I.KR. .-r....,nM.iMH Oiroiilyelillil,BifOin Ilium jraiaoi nee iiiiiik trtlnipooii hli lorehead. 'Ihei taidl) inad until Iner loiincil a lonlliHimv biiiI ilinleiil 101c. which cov iiiiim acluallv lilllilieil 1 1 ric lor 10111c udii. WM. HOFFMAN, NOTARY PUBLIC. & CONVEYANCER. PPC1CE .Ur. r. " im Dour Nurlh or Ucekman'a Uaiiklng Ilou,t, 'oUkXuf me."4 p,'ocuwd feipit VOL. XII. BUSINESS N0TI0KS. Peter Britt, Photographic Artist, JACKSONVILLE, OREOOK Ambr o typos, Photography, Cartes deTislte DONE IN THE FINEST STYLE OF AltT. Picturo RcriHced Oil ENLARGED TO LIFE SIZE. PIONEER FAMILY GROCERY STORE, FIIX3T DOOR SOUTH OP Ot,EVN, DRUM &. CO., nml nppifllu tliu I'ixt Ofllcu. whoro tun) bu louml achulcvuukctioii or Futtlly Groceries and I'rovUlona. I.lquori nnd Tnlmcco, Candles. Null, Apples, etc. In fncl, ctcryllilnR tiMiully fouuil In a llrat-clasa rmnlly Gtuciry Slura, ' GIIAULHS SAVAGE. N. II, Murki't l'rlca pitld for l'roduce. JiickniivUli. Mnrcli 1.1807, inr2tf VOLN12Y COLV1G, NOTAHY XrT33IjXO, CANYONVILLV, OREGON, Will Inko AcknoUilcm,iit of Docd, Protest NiitCMiiud llilliaftr lIxclmiiKU. tnnku Allcatallony. inscmfiiia 01 uccua, rroiciii mid other InalriiimiiU r ntililleitllnii. Illank DuuK .Mnrlitcs, nilli or hitlv. I'linvrn of At turiify. l.lceinua, Aftrtcnicnli, ilc, cniiMitiitly nil lutiid. ft'li'.Minl) DR.A. B. OVEttBECK, Phys ician& Surgeon, JACKSON VIl.LE, OREGON. Offlco nt lit ri'itiK'itcv. In the Old Oterbtck llonpltnl, nil Ori'KOit Street. E.I1. MIEENiMAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OFFICE'-Corncr of California and Fifth Streets, Jacksonville, Ogn. Ilo will practice In Juckron and adjacent enmities, and attend promptly to prole'ilnna! culls. fvli2tr DR. A. B. OVERBECK'S BATHEOOMS, In tho Ovcrbock Hospital, WAHM.COLDitSIIOWEKBATIIS, SUNDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS C7a3L"l.. C ONGUi:SSAT m$ I.ASI'SKSSION Inivliiir nu-sisl u UAN'KltUIT LAW.it la now wlililn ilieiiovtcr of every man tlmt l lioiiK-say In delit, to freo lilm-elf riimi tho 1 ml. .1 ., I.I. 1 f .... . ...1 a. I.IaIi IIV I'UMVI 'l VVi J III"" "" - nrua 01 iic vsoftkliUlliatoriimp M ncilon, and wlilcli la wholly uimUo titlu-rwlra to dUcliarce. uu Tho -ta- ..!.... t il... iIt 11 in munu 111 ihu vii j i ivi h"i ,.-..-- IliUlitw.uiiexcliialto jnrlMllcilon of nil cn.es In Hrtiikruptoy. 'ino unneraigiicu imve piucur - ed a copy or me law una nio reuuy. u uun a Iteulatur is appointed, to attend promptly to procnrliiR ilUlntrues in Uunkruptcy for all wlio may leel dlipotvd 10 favor tliera with their pat-as-' Abo attention paid to procuring LET TLltS PATENT for new Inventions. Mitchell, Dolph &. Smith, AUorney-at-Law, 1'orllniid, Oregon. pj7 m , CANYONVILLE HOTEL, CANYONVILLE OREGON, D. C. McCLELLAN, Prop'r. TUI HOUSU HAS llCOCSTLY MEN 1 relltleJnnd piepnnd for llio recep Ion or citizens 01 aoiiii.un vivj,, -public, ilintlielHiiovv uiuly lo irtclv Ivrluia till who my """' """ prloiH lu full. Tin, Tnlitu u The 1WiloIHlioniriiincu iii: . "'""" ..,., .1. 1....1 iu innrkut nlloid, pi-rmlllluK' no I1UUSU iu ViWii " tltuvr in quality or varieiy SI'KCIAL NOTIUKS. Jacksonville iiuilEC v 10. lmliln lU iruiiU meelliiB- on vcrv Saturday evening at tlieOdd Kllob Hull. Warren lodge Mo. 10, A. F. & A. M HOLD the r regular comraunicauui ., VVon the Wednefday EvonluKorpKcei. AA lug tho full moon. lnNiH. in- i-aox, O, W. SAVAOK.Sco'y rt. ,un'ti root AND SHOE MAKERS NOTICE.-Upo;edr curiae. r ..n ur,, nniv nrep.tn'i l" h. . .. nttu ulon lo 0.1- ltlwr ami niiiimit -- nr. wo nro now iiiki. ..-. .",,.. ,....i,. lit); tmsiuu-a Calf 4 Kip On Land, direct Irom rrauco; , v.. n Uomestlo Lwrtber. Uoot I.es. eto. I. O. O. F." sT iKpy58 II al I.. I ..a 11.. arn 1111 1IPI1 IHIIIICIIU lisv a. li .. J til Si mU,U EUU " SsW UIJNCAN, N. G. I one tloubts that . o,nju u. ... JanmM. Sutton U. Wy. , of tho old L-"0,( , "S" ' '...Vi rruteor.G,.oiiu,. Fo, Wm. Ray nd S ourSutcf.om being a "blood) Srouno J. Day. , u, . , ' ..flliai to Kentucky of old, 01 issouu j&- Rebekah Meeting 4th Monday in iq btl,,ge. Yesteiday was a oh Mnnth. '" U ... .. .!. .V.,.ntioil CCrCIUOIlieS ot JACKSONVILLE, California Productions Wool, As this article is destined to become one of the great staples of California, and the source of its principal manufac turing interest, it will afford more than the usual editorial comments'. The present year's wool clip of the State will reach about eight millions of pounds, nnd the various descriptions of manufactures depending directly and indirectly on the wool supply, will turn out goods to the value ot a little over 11,000,000. When we consider how 1 ecent. comparatively spenking, is the growth of our woolen factories and oth er industries connected with the pro duction of woolen goods, this amount is encouraging in the extreme. So far nsthc trade generally is concerned, it has of late been tlepressetl over nil tno country, but in California this depression has not been so severely felt, nor cm it con tinue so long as in the Eastern Slates. The demand of tho State for manufac tured goods will for some tinui tax the energies of our mill owners, and give to the sheep raiser the benefit fJfa ready maiket for his wool. The exports of wool last year exceeded 4.000.000 pounds, nnd the local consumption 1!,700,000; fins year the inmiufactuncf, it is cKiiuiiitcu, win consume nearly four millions of pounds, giving an in cieiiso of nl most fifty percent. This shows n leinai knble progress in om woolen mauul'uctuie. and lends us to an ticipate frolii the industry the most gratifying icsults. With nil the heavy L'J"Vf UH;re ' '"!'"' ' lu.',u r...ni, .1....... !. ..!ii : ...-.! !... x..". 1 loik lltld OtlllT CittC'H Oil the Atlantic r-eaboaid, woolen fr.l.iUs to the value of twenty millions of dollars. When we tnkc this, with other facts, into con xidcintion, uc see a magnificent future bcfoie our California manufacture) s Tliu superior adaptability of the State for raising wool, and the cheap labor of the Cninctc, will ultimately give us a monopoly of tho woolen uiauulac titles of the entiio country. No State east of the Uocky Mountains will be able to compete with tif, and as for the Pacific trade, it will be exclusively our own. In the course of time wcr-hall, with our pioxiiuity to China mid Janau, tccuiu the lion's shine of the giounig woolen IhiiIk iP tlif4.ii iiVlllllfli.t fltiil lxa1ftltll llll Ul tHUJV WMIttltli-f IIIIV4 UVVUIIIV1 I to all in ti'iitH nml iiurpohes, the England of the J'acific. J Jus is no Utopian pic-' diction. We liave all the elements ot a great iiiiiuuiucttiiing inuustiv at our hands. Wo have a pasture and a climate ot Mich a character Unit not on . , ,. ., -? IIia Ull lW VMII HWll.Hi l IIIVIVMMVV ly can the finet and heaviehtlIeece,of;him l( vouiell nml lamilv; you will wool be Dioduccd, but they canliL'pro-,ll u . i,, ,,. ,;. ,.,. ,.. duccd in tiiiliiuttctl quantities. During the last fix years, despite vauotis re- tnijllg circumstances, our wool dip nil. lmt doubled, and there is every indica tion of a iiuieli gieatcrinoiioitioniite in cieiibu in Hie itiiiiie inuecti, 11 win have to expand ...pidly to meet the , . . . incieaMiig deiuand of our glowing inaiiiitaetoiies. In Oiegon the nrodtic- ----- - w , II ,11011 u not keeping p."'" vaii tne man- I . - I....v1... ... ulactuier's coiibiiinptiou, and we have . , ,, luiuuiktiblu fact of Cull- ,-- - t t w m ... !.. I small quantities, to the mill ownei in 1 , u,ul uue. .viucn 01 our inline uios peritv ilenenus on 1110 eiiterptiseoi out sheep misers. As the piodtictiou of wool increases, the manufactories will inei ease also, and so tho two interests will act and react on each other until they become gigantic in their propor tions. & J'l J'imes. . .. ..-.! An Annivkiisahv that Should not uu Fokoottun. The S. F. Mtpatch, Apiil 20th, says: Yesteiday was thoannivcrsaiyof the nnival in S.tu FiancUco of the veteran Gen. Sumner, the naviour of California, in 1801. Defoio the steamer 1 cached her wliai f, a boat was loweicd to land .1 . -.,. .,..1 nn Ali. iltnr Ilnrl this ..n... .,.,,od half nn hour later, it is.'jcct to them kind of serpents traulInK h ell known that California would have onnileii- uvl. just to the Union. The 1-oits 111 caU,ai,ilif. Imibor would have been 111 the! ii 1 r t:,w a.wiriiitt.ifc iiiii'i rvui iM.tii ;(."' - "1,..!.. .,, v. Wo will not ie- nm s nt c(.eMoiiaii ' II1UIU0 Ul wv,v,s-ivim ...... -yy- - , r tu ill uivti ,..,-... - cico at their uieicy. we win ii ic peat thestoiyiiow "'-'"."" V.H To make icecream-Pick out the e,..n, 'KWrti"n,t p.ettiest gi.l you can find, stir her suongliold of Ale " Had 1, s,! ( iert h(j cn-ui- . - V"c ,.,.,. .ini111M11I. nor niiseu ueii. """";.?..,. ,,, ',j!1(n. how llio ia?i- Hiii.v.t 7;-" -v , ", y vamosed tnroug 1 .".. j-y .1 .. r....f..if.,.irff iiiiiv. nvo i.w hid vui """ ,, - ..'..;,...,. .wi ,,i faiiiili.ir to an out cm... : - Pint Vorden and the reunion of tho Society ot California Volunteers. . !i I 11s once asked: "Do 11 A. u-fiv it is Cupid continues, so tell we ""' '. .'.. -r ..,., ,-1.. 1 iV.nr ifter the invoiiiioii u.B. ...,. ...,, "oa ovvs?" To ay?id the repo.t. t .n.ms which woum attract tno av l lion She jealous," was tho ,e,,ly. ' vouns gentleman inqutied of a I , A S the other day, " vvhetliror 1 c,e,TAnued noustaches ?" " O l" ,n?i!?ffc8Smr, with an rob look. l-iJi'l I'JJI" SATURDAY, MAY 11, 1S67. Miscellaneous. A correspondent of the Albany iVetc ..-! . a m . !! T. .1 writes irora xvingston : un crossing inc Chnttahochee one beholds, bleaching in ithe sunshine, the skeletons ot those M-iio fell where the contending nrraies fought for the possession of the " Gate City." It does not speak well for the humanity of thole who live in that vi cinity to have the bones of tho unbnricd dead exposed Jo the rains nnd winds ot heaven, be they those ot friend or foe. Many of the entrenchments and fortifi cations yet stand on both sides ot the river undisturbed. Others, nnd the graves near them, arc being leveled by the plough. With a coolness truly ie freshing the ploughman turns up the bones ot tho dead, and levels thecraves of the unknown sleepers. Very few of tnc oucc ocnutmu little towns that dot the rond from Atlanta to this place, have regained their foimer prosnciltv. Kingston is but the shadow of its for mer self." Count Bismarck recently presented a faithful but poor secietary with a ....r.i! i.....j'i!i 1 1. ....ii. 1 .,, rlf.i.n.it,.,, ,-.. i,mtn..i ti, ,,.... Iuiiiuiiu uuiiiiii iiKu ii iiuuK, 111 which On meeting his secretary next day, the Count asked him if ho li'ntl uci used the volume. " Yes, your highness," said me secretary, "ana 1 was so captivated by its contents that I nm waiting the appearance of tho second volume with iceiiugtt 01 tno tiecpest inteicst." 1110 Count smiled, but said nothing. A few dnys nftervvaid the secretary .leeivcd a second portfolio, bound ami tilled like the first, on the title page of which was tliu sentence: " this woik is complete in two volumes." Loid Dundreary has just given hi opinion with regard to that much vex ed question 111:11 riage with n deceased wife's sNter: "I 1 think," ho says, "mitriiage with a dethcathed wileV thisthcr is very pioper and economical, because when a fellah mairieth his de thcathed wife's thicther, ho he hath only one mother-in-law. A conrKsroNUUKr from the Rocky Mountain region says that when an Idaho gill is kiseil,Vhu looks up sur piiscd, and in angelic tonee, in which I Vli I II ttllll IVC.lli,tJVIII HIV Vlllllllll .UIII miiigled, exclaims, "How could you?" regret ami icxciitmcul ate equally com lo winch the swam renlies, and is cx pected to reply, "It will give me pleas ure to snow vou." "Siu'ims, I am going to bring Simp- 1'iati) itav lit titl linllilik mill I II I lit llitit ,t,a , "u0llt n.w, ,jm H.u.l Stubb-, .,, .,... j.,..!,..., 7;,.. 1 ....,. tlu ,i,.i.i he alter mv wife's heait aluo." " . . t A 1.1111.1: gill, four yeais old, was ie cently called as a witness in a police Oflllll M lllllllli niL'llll 11 lllll Itllfl I Mill ;,." .'?'"A?:i .i"T.. . : V .. nocently icplicd, "that they weio hcut to bed." An exchange says that Mr. Claik, of the I'liiiting Uuieau, may icply to the Covodc itivestigatitm, in the woids of Air. Gov odo huiibclf, once upon a time: "I deny tho allegation, and I cotitradict the alligator," Stiungkii "Gardner, why do you water the sidewalk so much ?" Gard ner "Sine, master has nothing to amuse him, and so ho makes me keep the sidewalk wet, while he looks at the ladies' ankles." "Tliu Gospel," a church in Balii moie, has upon its walls the following motto: "To tho Poor tho Gospel is preached." One moiniiig these woids weio found under it, "Not heie though." ........ a ............. , ... Douglas Jerrold calls women's arms "the serpents that wind about 11 man's neck, killing his best resolutions." ( Tho "oldest inhabitant" lays he don't ob- urrLK boy after saying his pre cril) ,0mj Up and said to his ineligic ..,. ,,1. "Xow. father. I have s.tid 1 pray- IOUS my ..a.....,.. . infia tmn caiifi t'itisj ni nnii'i nravurs! m1 iiujiiFf itv vw ;wmij w. . v ' Inc j,ray ,.' ,.;. iiivii I'.wj you a kiss, i-ou wilt men navea veiy nice scream "Can't pass, maim," 6aid a stem sentinel of tho navy to an otllceia lady. "But sir, I must pass; I'm Captain W.'s lad ,-." " Couldn't let you, if you weio his wife." A Dilkmma. -Wo nro told that a la dy who attended a masquerade iccent ly in male attire, slept w ith her clothes on, because she could not get her pan taloons oil' over her head. "None but the bravo deserve the fair." No and 110110 but the brave can livo with some of them . . . It often hapnens when tho husband fails to be homo to dinner, tha.it is one of his " fast" days. Why do "biids in their litttle nests agico?" Becauso they'd fall out if they didu't. To prevent your hair from corning out, uover lot your wife catch you kits jng the eervant girl, NO. 10 rSupcrabundnut Vcrilnucy. r The Cincinnati Inquirer tells the fol lowing story: A few days nince n newly wedded couble from tho interior of tho State arrived al the Burnett Home and took apartmonts for the bight at that well ordered hotel. It'was quite evident that. tlm. whole party were unfainlliar WithTWoropolitHu sights. Tho rooms, conMets, jnarble floor and gorpeotts drawing-rsWm nnd well sprcaif taulo of the hotel drew from them tho most in genious remarks of surprise. In the evening they visited tho opera house, and were so astonished at its magnifi cence that ovon Mr. Waller's wonder ful impersonlfication of "Meg Merrilles" failed to interest them. Nothing more was thought of the verdant pair till about 0110 o'clock in the morning, nt which time the boot black of tho Bur nett nause, in making nis customary rounds, observed the Benedict seated in the hall near tho door of his room. He naively asked tho poliihor of tho understandings if he wan the cletk, Receiving a negative answer, ho inform ed the boot black that he should like to sec that individual. In a Cvw mo ments the attentive otllce man was nt his side, nnd politely asked what ho wanted. "Couldn't you make mo a bed in the parlor?" cried tho disconsolate individual. "In the pailor!" echoed the clerk; "I'm afraid nol." "Well, Id like to have one spiend down some where." "Why don't vou go into your room?" nsked tho cleik. "I don't like to," said the bashful young man. "Why, what is the matter?" continued the cletk; "has your wife turned you out of your 100m?" "No," said he, drawling, "but you t-eo I haven't never been married ficfoic, nnd so I don't much like to go in, pattioulailv in a strange place." "Oh! go ilglit in." said tliu cleik, "die won't think it wiong." Ilete tho door opened about an inch and thtoitgh the apcitiiro camon voice, cnnxinglv saying: ,"l)o come in, John, I won't liuit you. I kiiow'd they'd think stiangeof yer standing out tliete Cojuo in now, won't yer? I've blow cd out the gas and il's'nll dnik in heie." The odor of the room assured tliu clerk that shu had, indeed, "blowetl out the gas;" so, pushing onen thu door, he stopped the flow, raised thu window nnd returned to the hall to persuade thu verdant husband toietiru with his wile. All arguments weio fttiith'ss, however, ami he was compell ed to assign tho simplo individual it sepaiate loom than that occupied Ity his wife that night." A Ilr.MAiiKviu.i: Casi:. Ono of tho most lemarkablo eases that has ever come under the observation of n,.i-medical fraternity, hits just tiiiiiHpited at thu icMilcnco'of a young man mimed Abriel, who lesides on I'iist sheet, on Alitor Hill. .Mr. Abiiel is a lettiined soldier. Ho Iiiih been home something less than 11 year. When he came homo ho was suHeiing fiom a Minnie-ball vyouiid thioitgh the fleshy paitof his ii''lit nun. It became so bad that tho attendius physician talked sciiouslv of amputation. 1 Ii IB woiked seuouniy - - .... . . . . - . upon the mum ot tho young wife lie had but a shoil timo pieviously got nun lied. She cared for and dicssed the arm legulaily, and paid every at tention to it, not wishing to see her hubbanil with only 0110 111 in. This was some eight or uino months ngo. Under the kiuil caro til his wile, whoso whole attention was absotbed in tho thought of a one armed husband, tho wound got well ami tho arm was saved. Now for the sequel. Tho other day the wife of Mr. Abiiel gave biith to a child that had one developed arm, but the other was a stump, similar to tho ono with which the poor wife's mind was impicbgbij nt tho unto tiiosuigeoiis weio talking of her husband's. Am putation, oven, could not pioducu a more beautiful sttirnp, ami what is more, tho scar of tho bullet hole, so v isiblo on the father'a arm, was as v isi bio on the child's aim, at the base of the stump, as if ically indicted by a ball. This is tho most lemnikablocaso of "child-mat k" ever known. It has attracted tho attention of all our lead- ini: physicians mid siliceous, 'llio child is a healthy and beautiful one, pcifect in every icspect, savo tno ausenco 01 tho aim lefcired to. Albany Knickcr- locker. . Tiiukk is a shoemaker at Lynn who makes by baud regtilatly 0110 pair of shoes in nn hour, or sixty pair in a week. Ho has, however, when in n hurry, doubled 011 this rate, ami finish ed two pair in an hour or a shoo in fif teen minutes. Tiik editor of the San Audieas Beg- ister has been shown mi egg nctualiy laid by n Spanish rooster, the piopcitjr of a lady of that place. Tho egg is neaily the size of a latgo acorn, resem bling tho same vciy much in formation. ciur, who was told by a tract-pod-to "lemember Lot's wife," icplicd dler that ho had been in trouble enough already about other men's wives, Whip I Urn for his Mother. Let mo whit) him for lii mother, lie is such n nailghtv boy; Ilo baby tried to smother, And lie's broken Emma's toy. Of the doll I gave to Kllen Ho has melted on" the noc, And tlicro really Is 110 telling To what length his mischief goes. I.at night ho put a cracker 'Neath hi- aunt Jemima's chair, And he told me uch a whacker When I asked how it came there. Then when poor old Mis. Toodles Wns just starting oil' by rail, He tied her two tat poodles Fast together by the tail I It really is quite shocking How one'o nerves lie daily jars; Ho put's pins in otto's stockings And Cayenne in one's cigars. You may guess that many othor Horlrli lilvks Im'aiilnlly at, So I'll whip hint for his mother As n tiresome little biat. Wluit u DllTui-uitcc. Ono who reads, says tho Marysvillo Appeal, both Not thorn and Southern Confcdciatu organs, cannot but remark the great distinction between N01 thorn papers in thu hands of rebel who nev er saw a battle only in ptint, nud tho calm talk in Southern papeis edited by men who have experienced four years' service in tho field. Tho Noilhcrit, Coppcihead papers nro filled with bins." ter with a Hoc tod lamentations over the lost liberty ol tho South tho ut ter mill or tho country tho destruc tion of the Constitution and anticipa tions of tyrnnuy nud despotism under a consolidated nml cciitinllzcd l'ederal (loveinment. Thlscoiitiastlsslilklu'4 ly apparent thioiighotit both sections. Tho Coppci heads off he Noith mo thu self-appointed guanlintis of Southern honor, light nml piiwlegos. Theieb el inoMihjtigated, but llii(.'opu'ilieails (niiipixdug the Noitheiii wing of tho Coiifodointo 111 my, mo ns pumiaclous as at any timo (lining the war, and aio octet iiiiiicii tutu 1110 iieicnicu ivucis shall not "accept tho situation." A letter wiltten by n C'oiil'cderato otllcer tothoChailotto (N. C.) CmmlimU in quite return knhle contrast with thu blustering of iiiiHitbiigated Coppci head editors so iniicii so im to maku 1111 extract iiilcit'sting to the lender. It in evident from the following tlmt it is the t'opperiicnil, not thet'iiiil'edcinto who, ntkr nil, is to die in the last ditch. The extract is specially romiuemled to the perusal of thu fitlmin-itlni! editor of the Confedemttt stiipo in this State. Ti... ....t 1.... ' 1 ..- .iiiii-i iriiuii his "It is not for ns to deride whether we weie in or out of the I'iiIoii at tho end of the war. Call litis Vntiug diit' if you please. That woik is nil over willi me. I gobbled up my shinu (a ptetty laiuu one) when I smicmlpml and took tho oath of allegiance. Had I not intended to swallow the 1 est of the piogiamme, I should have Mused to take the oath nnd lell the country. Ilitlmydiit was ensiir iliueslcd than I expelled. Mv whole soul was in our loat cause. I did nil 1 could to break tip the govei iiinent of the United Slntes. If wo had whipped thu Vankets, I should havo insisted on their paying the whole expeiiMi of tho war, nnd giv ing ntnple giiniantees that they would never nioie lutciicio with tho' institu tion of slavery. I think conelalivo rights aio due them. Hut instead of these they ask only our jut propoitloii of their war debt (in the shape of tnx es), and that slavery and all ideas on which it wns founded should bo eradi cated, nnd that we should accept thu new theory in good faith nnd givo it a fair trial. Wo havo refused lo iccog niro thu negro as entitled to full leunl rights. We would not extend to him even limited or qualified suil'inge, nnil wo hated those among our own people who fltvoied even these concessions to that unhappy nice. Time passed 011. Two yeais have elapsed since the sur lender. Theio have been 110 execu tions for ttensoit, no edicts of banish ment or exile, no confiscation, only n nominal military iiile, and all our peo ple, with a few prominent exceptions, icstored to their rights and privileges. For me, as a comiiieiul C'ontedeiate, (not lebel) I ( ond corillnllij cm btaco such teitns of pence and annuity (torn the people I fought to whip, nnil fiom the uovernment I sought to de stroy, Mnro than this, I havo not ot my faith in lice institution. On tho conttaiy, it is lather stieimtliened, "Let us by no menus despair of our beloved South. Let us never tlcsett tho country for which wo fought so he roically. Let us lather abandon our piido of caste. Let us abstain fiom every stiocles of violence, oven the vio lence or speech. Hu not 'piovokcd to anger.' Let us ccaso to turso tho no gio, nnd seek to impiovo and elovnto liis condition, nml set him, in our own person, nn example of industry, thrift and enterprise. Let us eschew politics and leniii to believo theio aio good men oven among Unionists, Yankees and daikies. Let us givo up nil hopu of case, oflico and position, and go to the great want ol tho South haul woik. Do tlieso things and nnny of 11s may livo to sco our down-trodden section mnio prospcious and happy than ever before, Purified in tho fur naco of nllliction, around her w ill gather and cling tho rich memories of her ho. rpio struggle, and sho will yet riso as a 'rock in tlio tcinplo ol light.' " 1 I ! iai I