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egfiES xtmn Bmtmtl i TOL. III. JACKSONVILLE, OERGON, SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 1858. NO. 21. m ,- '" '- uw sMfF8' I MrptnJeitt on all Subject! and itevotttl tjlUittt Inttrettt of Southern Oregon, Published Hvcrr Saturday, W, 0, TV AUI.T, Klllorfc Proprietor. TBUMSt lino Your, $5 Oil Hlx Month, 93 OOt Threo Montln, $1! 00. .ViWcvtlHcmcnts, Ono Suaro f lwolo " or lean, first In- nertlon, $3 00; each subsequent inscrtiou, Si 00. tufjtii Cinoa, each square, for one year, t30;ilx nontlu, $15; three months, $10. A liberal ittsftunt mJo to persons wishing to sdvertlst to the extent of four squares. .TobPrLVJJL" Till! Proprietor, bavins a cood vai. L etr of Jon TYPE on hand. I nm, ! ml to do all kinds of PLAIN AND or LAMENT AL JOB PRINTING, On the SHORTi:ST NOTICE, an 1 on the moit REASONABLE TERMS ; such ns Jook., Pamphlets, Circulars, Handbill)!. Shoirhllli, Concert Hills, Programmes, Hall Tickets, Dili Heads, Address Cards, lluslness Cards, 'Vc 'J'., ijc. JO'l ttotk none in m, mmiwmMW in k, tt;r -, - to salt customers 'Orders ntyejti.i. UNION EtOTEL, Corner California and lid Streets, JACKSON villi:, OltKGON. KI.IPPKL 6c WILKINNON,' J'ronrittori, (WMUIAL STAGE HOUSE. April 2, 1838. I2tf. ' MEDICAL." DR. L. GAHUHG, I'hviirinn, Kurtoou nml Accouchur, T"VTI.L Promptly ailenil any who may 1 I rrnuiro lilt professional servient. JrThu largest and best ielecion of iirufitiul rueiit Medicines constantly on lund Orncr.-CaliCornla Street next to ilia Tin Shop. OrnG EL DORADO IMM.IAKD AND DRINKING SALOON, .BorcAMronsuAxnoni!ao.siiTiiEKT!i, JACKSONVILLE, O. T. Itf n. j. MiTnir .Billiard Saloon, Oppoilto Eeglo Hotel, KUUUYVILLK, O. T. Jsnusry 1, 18.18. Itf DES. BROOKS & THOMPSON, Physicians and Surgeons, . OrriCK "Jacksonvllla Drug Store" opposite Union llouin. 07 A cimiiaut supply of Urugt and I'sient Medicine, always on hand. v. n, junMo.v, Lite of Sacramento. II. J. LADATT, Sanl-'rancltco. IUEM0N & LABATT. LAW OFFICE, Corner of Montgomery aud Commer cial Streett, (Over Hanks & Hull, Hankers, Hun Frnnclsco, Vn)t II J LitATT, Commissioner for Louisiana nov'JonlClf R. B. SHELLING, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, ' dfFFI0E-On Main Street. lour doors J south or the Post Office, Yreka. W Will practice in tho District Courts of Jackson County, O.t. 2 20f R. HAYDEN, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, V7"H.L ATTEND TO I1USINES8 in the Third Judicial District uf Ora- ion. OFFICE At Kerhyvjlle, Orvgon, Jinut I If D. D, BRENAN, A TTOHNE Y-A. T-LAW. OFFICE At his rc.idenr.e, Jtutoou. ville, O T -13 lUotliur'a Grave. nr oko. i). rniiwricK. Tho tender dew drops fall Upon the shutting Mowers i like soulsnt rest The stars shine gloriously, and nil Bare me arc blest. Mother, I loro thy cravo ; Tho vlolct.'wlth Its blossoms blue nnd lullil, Wares o'er thy head : when villi It vravo Aborc thy child? 'Tis a sweel (lower, yet must Its bright leaves to the tempest low Dear mother, 'tis thine emblem) dust Is on thy brow. , t And I could lore to die i To learo untaitcd life's d.irk bltterstresms, Ily thee, ns erst In childhood, Ho And share thy dreams. Ami I must linger hero, To stain the plumage or my sinless years. And mourn the hoiios to rhli."-' u,ar VUU M lcnr- A lonely brnUlw '', Whose last frail Icifl withered tree, Went down wlt,n"mo,Jr ,cre' el Oft from life's withered bowe. In still communion wllh Hie mst. . And inuso on thee, tho only flower'"1 In memory's uru. And when the evening nalo. Hows, like n mourner on tlm dim blue wave, I stray to hear tho night winds wall A round thy grave. Where Is thy spirit llown ? I pare iiborc thy look Is Imaged (here ; I listen, and thy gentle tone Is on the air. 0 come, whllo hero I press Sly brow upon thy grave, and In these mild And thrilling tones or tenderness. Bless, bless thy child. jchlldi oksrl'nTSfliK1' B WRfl,T,t.Nf ?l)-liJ'll" '.TlgTg - r- . i.-.T t-- Immi MtkM is mmmmm mmm; 'A tail H.iaaia.iltL.I . Vrlff "7" fTjiiw m jxuni mi g nan aivcn ucr conient"-; To early wed with roe and so I iwstcil cir to seo ily dear friend llrown John Urown and learn If ho would bride man bo. I lie had opposed my courtship And uow, Into my ear, Ho whispered that 'twas folly That It would cost me dear That marrUd life was dreadful When no longer It was now Tint I would bo a hen-pecked mau, And wife would be a threw, I own his words perplexed me ; I knew not what to do; fc'o I went Into the country To stay a week or two, And think tho matter over Hut era n week bad sped, I formed the resolution To hasten back and wed, I hurried to tho city, Without an hour's delay, And called at once to seo my love And fix the wedding day; Alas I alack! I learned from one, That Jana had married Brown John JJrorrn I Aud left the day before. I'osrrscmiT. The honeymoon is over, Acd they arc back agnlu : I pardon Ilrown's vllo perfidy, Which caued such grievous pain ; I met him In tho nlreet to-day, He looked tremendous ''blue," And I havo learned enough to know That Jane hat proved a shrew. p3T During a lesson on the animal king dom, tho teacher put the following ques tion: 'Can any boy name mo an nnimalofthe order edentata that Is. a front-toothless animal)' A boy, whoso fueo beamed with pleaiuro nt tho prospect of a good mark, replied s I can.' 'Well, what Is tho animal I asked the i teacher. My grandmother I' replied (he boy, with glee. tea- A clergyman wa rebuked by a bro ther of tho cloth, a-faw days ago, for tmok- lug. Tbo culprit jreplled that he used tbo weed moderately. V - hat dp you call moderately !' Inquired tho other. ' Why, sir,' said the .offender, ' ouo cigar nt a time.' , Suspicious tailor to a suspected cut tonier i 'Make m a rnnt ttr ' ... w-. ., ... . Oh yes, etr, with the greatest pleasure. There, just stand in that position, please, and look right upon that sign while I take your measure.1 Sign reads ' Terms Cash.' aa-'Now, George, you must divide the cake honorably with your brotberirlee., ' What Is honorable, mother tHj It means thot you must girfflfe'tho largest piece.' Then, mother, I'd rather that Charley should divide It.' JB8T ' You are an Irishman,' said a fellow, tauntingly to his neighbor. ' Well, sir, I tra no more reiponslble for having been born an Irlcbman than you are ferbiving been born ac ate.' Nortlici-ii Vlow of DisHiilon. The Hon. Mr, Dawson, na President of the Democratic Convention of Pennsylvania, says (ho Charleston Mercury, taken tho most sensible view of tho capacities of the North and tho South, for separate and Independent government, that we have yet met with from that quarter t "Tho only Lottlllly which England has to the American pcoplo is to our republican example. She hopes to seo disunion effect ed through (ho agitation of tha Nlavcry question. ! aceon." ...- una alii"" ... ---- l,o Southern section. This would suit England, while It would bo fatal to us. Nor would the lino oi scparauou ucpmc the South of witiy advantages or locomo tion iv irniiorlitlon which sho non en joys. Uast )our eyo over mo mHp oi mo Stutes, nnd you see that every river west of tho Hudson to tho Illn flranile, haa its oullol to the Aliunde and the (lulfof Mexico through ihc siavu territory. On tho other hand, In tho event of tho dissolution cf tho Union, what would be the position or the North Could sho as readi ly unite In tho formation of n now govern ment) There are numirous constdoratlona hich forbid tho Idea. An insuperable bar ('c'o tho forirmllou or a common govern ment .0,j ttrcscut Itscir in tho want or rcllowilu. -vvlitcla would bo found to exist between th. Slnlc, 0f jjcw i:ngand and thoio Of Ilia 0,o rallev nnd of the unncr iMIsiiMlppl. Tin. now England character, liiitelleclu.il and Cierprlsliir aslllscon I fused to bo, by Its loustaul Incllnallou to novelty In politics, moials and religion, nnd Hit morbid love of imi,1im nvcr slitco tho binding of tho Mayflower, been Invested with a peculiarity rendering It nllcn to tho WsU.0? i-Wt mw &&n rihfcCfflnH; ! e SMrimmltinl Kt sWasw rtMseSCr Wm Mr sic4tiMtf ff-fir liumttsj m. . " sylvnnla nnd New V kTniralhTreS? tint two Senators should be the fair allot ment for all New England t Then, again, how will you rccouctlu tho interests of Now England, which ore manu facturing, wllh the commercial Interests of New lork, and the agricultural Interests or tho West ." Suxnun. Of all the monsters of human birth, open or masked, that go up and down tho earlh, slander Is tho chief. Oftener batched or Idlo depravity than or active malice, it is in every Turin an assassin's dag ger. Perchance no living imil has eircaped Its thrust to universal Is it. It rears not Hie high and scorns not the low. Every- wucrciis wiiiierlug venom spreads, embit tering (be world's heart, nnd enkindling halo and read. Devilish child of tho unbridled tongue, what paugs, what ogonlcs, what re morse hast thou begotten 1 0, toneuo I that canst whisper to swcclly or love that can burn with tho firoof frkndihlp.lhmo with tue eloquence or mcroy and truth that canst thrill tho eoul wllh delights, and con- tecrato It to ull that is beautiful and holy, why wilt thou over defllo thyself with tho j demon'! curse, the serpent's hiss? Angel one moment nnd vampire the next I 0, I tongue 1 that art so capable or good, aud yet so preno to evil that canst bid llvo, and yet must kill I Hut for tho slander, pcaco might dwell among meu tho living happy, and the dead unharmed. Hut for Blunder ah I the poet named theo well "Slander, thou foulest whelp of sin!" "Gossip," art thou In thine Infancy, stir ring up rancor and bitterness In neighbor hoods T in thy fullness, thou art a black, blasting "He." All men hate thee and scorn I thee, nnd yet to all thou art "a sweet mor sel on mo- tongue." Who can answer for this anomaly who explain it? Blessed be the tongue that speokclh praise and truth ; accursed lorevcr do mo tonguotuatuttereth falsehood and slander I i A Fatiier'd Advice. Many years ago, I , remember of young man leaving his pa ternal roof to look out for himself. On tho Uvo of quitting his native village, his father , placed a roll of bank bills in his bands, with this advlco t "Joslab, you are now about to go out into the wide world, where 'tis a good deal wider than It is here, and no fence round it, nuther. Tako them bills; and, mind ye, keep yer Angers onto 'em tight, for tbo wind is mighty apt to blow 'era whar you'll never seo 'era agin. You hain't got a hard-flnleh cdicalion, but I tell ye, Joslab, common school larnln' Is Jlst as good as tbo burd-finleb, if yo only know bow to lsdk it. Don'tswar don't throw tliodipsMl play the kcards don't bang about tavuros but yer may cbnwr terbnker some, 'canto yer dad does. Don't cheat anybody what can't afford to stand It; them m can, you may put the bard finish onto us thick as yer like. Keep a stiff upper lip, Joslab, and don't let nobody Impose on ye. H tbey do, just bring out them bard-flnlsh licks what yer old dad bas guv ye fur a 'Jurltance." ?. The last excuse for crinoline it, Ibat the "weaker Tcitelt" need much booplng. IL.nla ITIoiitvx. The New York correspondent of the Sao ramento Vnton, under date of April 12th, says t l.ola Montet has closed her amusing lec tures In this city, by giving two evenings to her own history, and to full houses. The ex-Countpss told her hearers that the was barn In Limerick, Ireland, In 182 1 ; that her rather was Blr Edward Gilbert, and that her family name by her mother's sldo was Mon- lijteantol'lMnU'lrntf- Moorish blood In her veins. Her rather was married bemro he was twenty, to her moth er fifteen, aud little Lola arrived almost In tho nilddlo or tho honeymoon. For tlm J definition or "honeymoon" seo Webster, w ho sayoth, "tho first month nrtcr marriage." flhKtenaelirl.triird Maria Dolores Ellla Ilo. sanna Gilbert tl.o diminutive or Dolores being Lola or I.ollta. At tho ago of four teen, the requested Copt. James to run nwny with her, that she might cscnpo marriage with an old min named I.umlcy, n Judge of the Supreme Court, dipt. Jnmcs, nged 27, made Loin bis wire, and sho repented tho bargain Immediately after, for sho found the had secured only tho shadow of a husband. Tho lecturer here related somo curious an ecdotes of llfo In fudU, which tnaJo tho uiulo portion or the audience laugh, and tho ladle blush. After living with Capt, James eight months, the eloped with another lady, and tho felt no sorrow nt tho result. Sho appeared soon uftcrwards lu London, where her atep-falhcr presented her with $20,000 and a home to llvo In Miss Fanny Kelley tried to nittko of her an actress, but failed ; ( sut was nuuo a iriiiJf, nuu urs appear- cd with Mr. LumUy, nt Her Majesty's The- -i I.-..1 II i I.. -.1 ?, . "7,,, . ' . , UU"""K' "'i.palr of shoes ns aro necessary for him; four If her chIM was dead: btr debut wos sue- 'I ... .,..... ..n. ,.... . . -.,- .p.. ....... I mAM l.rAtlntit In ii .ii.l. In ln.i. i rSTTS JV- - 5 -"..,.,... .MH nu-.-.i... vtv.u tytttsMt-juMii-i lfm Lwey, Mm MilK Afttswiwltttw MStBJ fVissp k ttM S'JTSZSm V?T"LT'ir . rIft-V .. llTC,'.r.- her, over iCncf1TnrdrrTri Viceroy or Poland, fell disgracefully" In love with her, although ho was an old man. For tho reason that Lola's Imprcguable vir tue withstood all his offers, tho Prince caus ed her to ba hissed at tho theater one night, when Lola advanced and Informed tho au dience that Ihoio hluas were nril.rrtl fnr ' her because tho had refused certain propo - sltlons from tho Prlnco. Tho nudlenco ap - plauded her for her braverv. but the was or. Idered to bo arrested next day, and sat with in loaded pistol soveral hours, threatening to shoot tho first ofllcor who thoiild attempt to enter her room. At length the French Con sul claimed her ns a rubject, and she was. I compelled to quit Warsaw. Sho then de scribed an Interview the ouco had wllh the Emperor Nicholas, who, when tomo officers caniu to visit him, thrust her into a closet, and on releasing her, gava her 7S0 roubles, laying he would always do that when be Im prisoned any or his subjects unjustly. This closed the first lecture, nnd on Monday last Lola delivered tho concluding one. After leavlug St. Petersburg, tho went to Paris, auu wnj "aujanccu" lij to tue editor of Jm i Vrene, who was soon uftcr killed In a dud by M. do Heauvlllon. Lola hastened to the dueling ground "for the purpose or taking tho place or her lover, but was too late." On tho trial or the "murdered," nt Itouen, i sho was examined at tho same time with AL exandro Dumas. After this uufortunate af fair sho went to Bavaria, where tho as a dancer, and King Louis feeling a "fatherly affection" for her, they became worm frlsnds, and she taught blm Low to rule. Ily her counsels to the King, sho broke down the influence of the Jesuits, and of Austria, and in spite of them she was made Countess or Lanefcldt, aud was presented with an estate or tho same name, containing three thousand souii unuer uer own ruie. ouo inuuenccuii the King to dismiss his Cabinet, nnd this I .,...,..., roused tho enmltv of tho Jesuits nnd of trla to new efforts. Sho was pronounced a fiend, n the duvll, nnd a doien other bard names were applied to her. The priesthood denounced ber from tbo pulpit, saying there was no longer a Virgin Mary to bo worship ed, for that "Venus" (meaning Lola) had usurped her place. Tremendous applause from tbo audience She was often shot at, onco poisoned, and was finally obliged to flee to Switzerland, disguised as a "purty" peasant boy, nnd afterwards secretly rbvis- I ted King Louis in tbo same dress, ilcfore coming to America, ebe married Captain lleald, from which match nothing but sor row resulted. Notwithstanding all the sto ries about her bortc-whlpplng men, she bad never handled a cowhide in ber lire, and other slauders about ber were equally un founded. Her adventures since the came to America were lightly parsed over, from which you may correctly Infer that the bas not related her hull history. jrtrAn exchange has discovered that Schottlsoh Is a corruption of the words 'Scotch Itch.' and that tbo famous dance owes its name to a person afflicted with the Scotch plagu!) aforesaid. Awful, Indeed! ,,rm rm y . - - -A-t -" WMiMflL' - - .J."- lilB iitftA HsattkBr A CnrloHs Documcut. Washington, at everybqJy knows, was very methodical ; nnd ho was parti have matters about which a dlsput' arise, "put In writing." The arttch. Is copied from one of his "pptrt,' both characteristic and amusing, mm ncrccment with bis gardener, whefiB penra, wsa In tho habit of getting "tl) "Articles of agreement mado thlaj day ol April, Anno Domini, one t twron George Washington, Esq lib of Truro. In the countr of Fnlrfa of Vlrelula. on ono nart. and I'hllln Ilatcr.ii i 1'hlllp Dalcr.li rinr,inBr nn it,, niimr iviinf ... iimt Dm said Philip Baler, for aud In eonsKlcrotIon'I'lUMltoTl3U Cnllfon.li, accompanied by the or tho covenants herein hereafter mcntlonid.J, material aid was duly dispatched, and In doth promise and agree to serve the said ,( flrnr. Wnnl.lnolnn fur the term of one vcar!. as a Gardener, i.nd that he will during the' same lime, conduct ..ItntcirfohcrJy.dlllgcni - ly nnd honcslly-lhat he will rallliMly and Industriously perform oil nnd every part of his duty ns t Gardener, to tho best of bin knowlcdgo nnd abilities, and that be will not at any tlmo suffer himself to be disguis ed with liquor, except on times hereafter mentioned. "In consideration or these things being woll nnd truly performed on the part or the said l'lillo Hater, the said George Washing- tun doth agrco to allow him (tbo said Phil lip) tho eamo kind and quality or provisions as he has heretofore had, and likewise, an nually, n decent suit of clothes, befitting a man In Illn Italian in rnnilnl off-nut. vent iL ..j brp.pi.p. . . wnrvint, i.Pbni and Lrreeb. j el of ,l0mMpun UMtt , ts0 wblle ,lllrli . , cLcck do , , kct ,mnJkcr, MoW(ft wo pnlronlnon ovcrimlls, as manj " -' "'-I -."- i - 1 niAliv ... m ..,.., .m.m u ... ,, drunk,rourday.and four nights; twodol - ,1 AllAkd af.4 fTt. f.Ll .m m flMl i It Mlif ll 1. .& l.A 1 1 MM M Jw-r M cwk m wwwrpo?,j """ ' 4. ka Itul Iwi "t: ' r. , uwmm BmiittPi i liATtWr. xz?TSSS&tt&Z''t , G gono E,7ramrrrmM iiiMMk a'ips 1 MKyCtnmmr?H.m tlf mf dfi'TmWIaWaW nffam SStSSSBmmmMSiiLymmmmSmSBmmi xmwJmmStmmWKImW VtrMsMSsafril i ' .' ' II c--i-:: .:- j-.-L' amMmMSmSKE'JmaaTi Gko";: A. WAtiiiNoiov, poMlbleplaco oreoeeilmentrftoWlirtlM Tom A! Leak. ' young ofllcor wat ut utake, and not n mo- - l(mcntwat to bo lost. In such an exigency SmAxnE. Ono or tho strangest features tho young widow, who wat robed sonioivhat of the politics or the present day, Is the fuel' , In the ttylo of our modern boiler, invited ' lLnl nU ,uo 0,a "' of Ihe Democratic! 1 l'"' uve "ddenly turned Democrats (?) I,1100' 1Iko Carlisle of the Journal, who have Brown 6"y badgers inabuseortho Dem. crHo party, now assume to bo Democrats .... ...un.v, iu un.imtm. ins ngui, io uio- tato to Democrats what Is Democracy and mo uuij ui jjeiuucrncj. iua grny-iieaucu I uld federalist or tbo Journal, Is now abusing 'Democrats for having written a letter to ' Hon. W. E. Nlblack, our representative In i Congress, cocgratulatlng him upon the . courser ho has chosen to adopt on the- Kansas question. He finds fault with Mr. Nlblack for this course, nnd charges Ibat be misre presents the Democracy of the district. Now, ! who ever expected the Journal or any other Know Nothing or Ulaok Republican organ io approve or any thing done by n Democrat? oeriainiy no ouo witn hair tense would ex . ' .Ayf M...-I1.ln mn Iiaih.I .. ...a1. ..! After opposing the election of Democrats with might and main, theso hoary-beaded old hypocrites como in and claim the right to direct Democrats on their road to duty. Every old Know Nothing and Ulack Repub lican iu tlu State, together with many new convcrteto Democracy, are now Douglus Democrats. vanicille Enquirer. Makinci Aioek Hou:s with a Gimlet. Tbcro is a good deal of Dr. Franklin's "Poor Richard" style about tbo ensuing para graph, upon "making auger hotel uith a gimlet". ' My boy, what are you doing with that gimlet i" I asked of n flaxen beaded nrcbln, !wuo "" 'ao""S who an n.sm.giu ... .... . .. Aub-tr'"60' uoftru wore mm. '' 'Trvlntr in m.Vft an AHri-Iin1v' li khM without raising bis eyes. Now this Is precisely the way with two thirds of tho world' making auger-holes with a gimlet.' m.A ... i. t . jj 4UII5, lul CAUIUIC, is joung A1 , 'who has escaped from the clerk's desk, be- I hind the counter. He sports a moustache and Imperial, carries a rattan, drluks cham pagne, and talks largely about the profits of banking, shaving notes, &c. Ue fancies that be Is really a great man ; but every body around blm sees that be is only ' mak ing auger botes with a gimlet.' Miss C is a 'nloe,' pretty girl ; the might be very useful, too, for she bas intel ligence enough, but this mutt be the ' ton.' She goes to plays, lounges on sofas, keeps ber bed till noun, imagines she Is a belle, disdains nil labor, forgets (or tiles to for get) that ber father was an honest mecbanloj and all for wbat? Wby the is try bg to work berseif Into tho belief that an auger bole can bo mado with a gimlet. Sfc, When a miter w as asked wbat be gai e to the poor, bo testily replied : ' Wbat I giye Is noting lo nojjody Roninuce of CtUifernln. No country in the world can offer equal t i-it-irfirr . rnUfciMla'aWliTH tot 1tmUtki ''0"cl11 or, At the same lime advancing '' ' ftt tt" M l,me uw5ftng TJOO I , to defray the necessary cxptnscs. There response mcreio me young lauy unucrioon lllC Journey. On the Voyage hither ft cer lxIu dMbl"8 yUDS ftn' soubriquet ,,"' " ""J Yn as-iuuous couri io I "" y"B l'1y. "" 'c many others round i II nn ftitv tnti InAtnn and uln. She. with great candor, Informed him the full circum stances of her M)agc, and In reply to bis urgent proposals stated the was willing to be Ids, but it would not be bonorablo to ac cept tho money tent out to her, and he must refund tho jatno. The proposal acted rather as a damper ou the would-be swain who, per haps thinking It paying rather dearly for tbo bargain, or from the fact that kit purse would not bear such an Inroad, refused, and the contcquenco was that the girl escaped his snares, nnd lUcs to llcis tho confiding lover In tho Interior. Wo glvo this incident simply nt an cxamplo of tbo temptations which beset tho female sex In voyaging to this country. Hero nn adventurer wooed nnd won tho affections or a young heart, whoso beatings rciponJcd so truthfully to tho dictates or honor that the explained her 'po.ltlon.and Ihc refusal lo disburse ileum ,,j; 'J , rtnJor her frfP, Lrsn,.1ed him ,.-,,., - , vM, nt th. Tim,. I "" ' """ T'T4r.- Tr- f afUfm-taj ,mm. , him to crouch under the ample promotion or her dress. Without a moment's hesitation (as bow could ho be expected to hesitate )) ihe eought tho friendly shelter Just asbts enemies were cuterlng the door, and sho ii sioou guaru oTer aim mi iney searenca mo house aud went nwny disappointed Prububly the only moral of this story Is, . that each of tho fatblonably drersed woumu of the present day might, lu such a case of life and death, hide a couple or patriots In-, stead of one. Lou, Jour. fe$u An old member of the Pennsylvania Leglalaturc, who maintained bis teat and popularity for a number of years, always voted 'no when a vote was recorded. ' For,' tald be, when asked his reason, ' when a good law passes, no one looks for the y.os aud nays on It when a bad ouc does, they do!' .9 Gen. Jackson's Administration was nesailed over the Dank question, and many men of our party deserted htm, and proph esied that he bad ruined the party. The re sult was, that these men sunk inte oblivion, and Jackson and the party lived. Such will be the case with Buchanan and the party. raoli (nif.) Eagle. The Way-He Dim. The ne pint ultra of ludicrous epitaphs Is to be found on a gravo stone In Oxford, New Hampshire, as follows : "Th all my friends I bid adieu j ' A more sudden death you neier knew ; As I was leading the old mare lo drink, Sbe kicked and killed mo qukker'n wink." su"Ma, pa is celllne very rich, isn't bo?" "I don't knew j why, child ?" ' 'Cause be gives me money. Almost ev ery morning, after breakfast, when Sally Is sweeping the parlor, be gives me six-pence to go out nnd play." Sally received short rrotice to quit- a- A'cenntry poet, after looking about over life, bas come to the following rhyming conclusion: Ob, I wouldn't live forever; I wouldn't if I could ; Hut ! need not fret about It, I couldn't If I wnnlrl would.' Well, my little son, ain't you lost!' Little boy, stepping back, says : ' Look here, mister, don't bo so familiar, If you please; lam not unprotected, lay- log his baud on a revolver.' tasu When the Princess Helena was born, It was told Ihe Princess Royal that sbe had got a young sister. Ob, that is delightful,' cried little innoceut royalty ; 'do let me go and (cl mammal' Ssi. VSambo, wby am your legallke.an organ grinder?' Diinno; gubitup.' Catc day carry a monkey 'tout de streets!' t j i j i -.BMBir B. . rjm J iti W,T,r '.VfSV-mriifmmmr-..zf-Mmm-T r-;.' fbHSSjBjljjjjjjjjjl 'XWlrmkymimMmSr SSSiBSS m v IfWirnnrs atfn nlil is ' ifWiHitiiiiS waPB ' : - WWSMiiMISJ&4WiMI 4mu .. .. . -l,.il tyMM,lt,ri,,fK-'fsWtMMIMWtMMt H "" '"' "'" ' ",W-tWHtMsWWBBsBtt.!MtfcWitSffr1aS