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About The Democratic times. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1871-1907 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 4, 1876)
i S chneider ’ s T omatoe 9.— Schnei der is very fond of tomatoes. Schnei £ der has a friend in the country who ...FEBRUARY I, 1876. raises “Garden sass and sich.”— FRIDAY.. Schneider had an invitation to visit his friend last week and regale him THE BACHELOR'S SONG. self on his favorite vegetable. His friend Pfeiffer l>eing busy negotiating Funny and free are the bachelor’s revelries. with a city produce dealer, on his ar Cheerily, merrily, passeth his life; rival, Schneider thought he would Nothing knows he of connubial deviltries, Troublesome children, or clamorous wife. take a stroll in the garden and see some of his favorites in their pristine A wife like an oyster can, clattering, chat beautj*. We will let him tell the rest tering, of his story in his own language : Tied to a dog for some torment or dread, “Veil, I valks shust a little vhile AI ways a buttering, bunipingand spattering, aroundt, ven I sees some of dose der- Hurries and worrios him till he is dead. maters, vat vas so red und nice as I The ladies are pretty, but oh. what a pity, nefer did seo any moie, und I dinks That they are so worthless when once I vill put mineself outside about a they're a wife; gouple tozen, shust to geef me a little Their smiles they have banished, their abberdite vor dinner. So I bulls off beauty has vanished, von ov der reddest und pest lookin’ of Ami man mourns the loss of all comfort dose dermaters und dakes a pooty good through life. pite oud of dot, and vas chewink oup Their cheoks so like roses, such beauty dis pooty qvick, vlien—by shiminy !—I dort I had a peese of red-hot goals in closes, But oh—“presto rlrnnge," is nothing but mine mout or vas chewink oup dwo or paint; dree babers of needles ; und I felt so They can thunder and rattle, banter and pad already, dot mine eyes vas vool of tattle, tears; und I mate vor an ‘olt oken Rut at the sight of a wash tub they’re ready bucket’ vat I seen bangin’ in der veil to faint. as I vas goomin’ along. Shust den They can make pretty s|H>eches, but look mine friend Pfeiffer game oup und ask me vot make me veel so pad, und if out for your breeches, They will wear them by jove if they pos any of mine vamily was dead. I dold him dot I vas der only von ov der sibly can. They will teach you instanter, you mascu vamily dat vas pooty sick ; und den I line ranter, ask him vot kind of dermaters dose That they were created to govern the man. vas vat I had shust peen hicking ; und Their skirts, ain't it woful, how they sweep mine cracious! how dot landsman laugh ft, und said dot dose vas red up the offal, As they surge through the streets in foul beppers dot he vas rasing vor beppers sauce. Y’ou pet ray life I vas mat. 1 weather or fair; With a mighty strong tusslo they hold up radder you geef me feety tollars as to eat some more of dose bepper sauce their bussel, dermaters. ” And with sissing hot irons they frizzle ? he Sli'iiwdtK uimrs. Then cling to your liberty, freedom and pleasure, Your pipes and tobacco and bachelor’s hall; Keeping free from the chances of maidenly glances. Their strife and confusion, The Devil and all. A n I nteresting W atch .—A watch on exhibition in the window of Gill A Hayes is one of the most interesting of the Centennial curiosities yet .brought to light. It was formerly the property of Augustine Washington, the man who embraced his son be cause he wouldn’t tell a lie, and it now’ belongs to Harry A. Arnold. His grandfather, living at West Stock- bridge, manufactured boots and shoes, and was accustomed, al>out once a year, t j take a trip to Virginia, with a team, to dis|»ose of his production and other Ivarter, and this watch came to him in part payment for a horse. It is an open-faced watch, without a crystal, the outer case being of W’ood and sil ver. This can be taken off, and the inside case is of silver, with a little slide over the keyhole. There is noth ing to indicate when or where the watch was made, but it is certainly old- fashioned enough to have the history attributed to it— Springfield (Mass.) fie publican. T he O ldest T wins .—A Boston pa per reports that the oldest pair of twins in this country, and perhaps in the world, reside in Massachusetts, one in West Springfield, and the other in Goshen. Their names are Daniel and James Prince, and Wednesday, Decem ber 22d, was their ninety-first birth day. They strongly resemble each other in form, feature and manner, have always been remarkably healthy, and are still active mentally and physi cally. Their father, Daniel Prince, came to this country as a soldier under Burgoyne, in the war of the Revolu tion, and was with his army while on its way to Boston as prisoners of war. Prince fell out of the ranks and be came a resident of Williamsburg, Mass., where he spent his days and brought up a family. Ono of the twins above named was for many years an employee and inspector of the Springfield Armory. ————— — ■ ■ ♦ ♦ » ■' ■ H — A F raud .—Another swindle on far mers is advertised in numerous Cali fornia journals. It hails from Ten nessee, and the article is a new variety of wheat, which is asserted to yield from eighty to one hundred bushels to the acre. Tliis wonderful grain is sold at one cent per kernel, and agents warranted to earn from $5 to $10 per day in selling it. The advertising is to be performed for packages of wheat. Farmers are notified that the new wheat business is a snare and a delu sion, gotten up expressly to rob them, and every journal containing the ad vertisement is assisting this nefarious SACHS BROS. SOCIETY NOTICES. Are now selling their first-class stock of CHICAGO AND NORTH-WESTERN 'B l AILWKT. THE POPULAR ROUTE OVERLAND JOB PRINTING! Via the Pioneer Rente, THE CHICAGO dr NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. THIS ■■■■ !■ ■■■ Holds its regular meetings everv DRESS-GOODS, ■ • Saturday evening at the Odd Fel low’s Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to attend. LADIES’ FANCY GOODS, BLACK SILKS, SOL. SACHS, N. G. J. H. IT yzer , Rec. Sec’v. Jacksonville Stamm No. 118, T. 0. R. I., NEATLY EXECUTED AT IRISH POPLINS, BEST ROUTE EAST. Other Firm in Oregon, Oregonian Pocahontas Tribe No. 1, Im- proved order of Red Men, holds its C-* b <C*’~** stated councils at the Red Men’s Hall the third sun in everv seven suns, in They also offer their large assortment of the eighth run. A cordial invitation to all brothers in good standing. E. B. WATSON, S. CLOTHING II. K. H anna , C. of R. I "arrpn Lodge 1°» A. F. & A. M., CHEAPER than the VERY CHEAPEST! Hohls its regular communications / nf ' on the Wednesday evenings or pre ceding the full moon, in Jacksonville, Ore gon. T. G. REAMES, W. M. M ax M uller , Sec’y. he undersigned , desiring to HE ATTENTION OF THE TRADE IS out business in JacKsonville, offers T for close eallod to our immense assortment of T sale at cost and freight for cash his com Candies, and other goods suitablo for the plete and first-class stocK of dry goods, dress I goods, shawls, ribbons, ladies’ and chil dren’s hose and shoes, gentlemen’s furnish ing goods, hats, groceries, crocKery, lamps, baskets, spoons, Knives and forks, tobacco and cigars, pipes, cutlery, stationery, toys, YanKee notions, and everything usually found in a first-class variety store. My stock is fresh and of the bes\ and those desiring anything in my line should give me a call. Those knowing themselves indebted will please settle immediate! v. I mean business. BEN. SACHS. JacKsonville, July 1, 1875. EUREKA MILLS. HOLIDAYS, And warranted to keep in all climates. Prices LOW and terms LIBERAL. Orders from the interior promptly attended to. J. NUN AN, SUCCESSOR TO JUDGE A NUNAN, Manufacturer & Dealer In Every Description of Saddlery, nE UNDERSIGNED HAVING PUR- chased the entiro interest in and thor T oughly fitted up these mills with the latest HARNESS, improvements, is now prepared to manufac ture flour equal to any in the State. Thirty-six pounds of flour, two pounds of CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS shorts and eight pounds of bran will be given in exchange for sixty pounds of good merchantable wheat. SADDLERY-WAR E, Persons having flour, shorts or bran in the Mills must take them away on or before the 31st of January, 1876. All persons in debted to tho firm* of McKenzie A Amy ILL SELL FOR CASH AT GREATLY must settle up on or before the above date, reduced rates. as tie books of said firm must be squared at ^0“ Repairing done promptly, and at that time. T. T. McKENZIE. prices in keeping with tlic times.* J. NUNAN. Jacksonville, Nov. 5, 1875. W WANTED ! Its Track i« of STEEL RAILS, and on it ba« been made tbe FASTEST time that bas ever been MADE in this country. By thia route paaaenger« for point« east of Chicago have choice of the fullowing line« from Chicago: BYTHE P1TTSBÜRG. FORT WAYNE ANDCniCAGO AND PENNSYLVANIA RAILWAYS, THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with Pullman Palace Cara through to Philadelphia and New York on each train. THROUGH TRAIN, with Pullman Palace Car« to Baltimore and Washington, BY THE LAKE SHORE AND MICHIGAN SOUTHERN RAILWAY AND CONNECTI' NS (NEW YORK CEN TRAL AND ERIE RAILROADS:) Í A THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with Palace Drawing e ) Room ami Silver Palace Sleep ng Cara through to New York. RY THE MICHIGAN CENTRAL, GRAND TRUNK. GREAT WESTERN AND ERIE AND NEW YORK CEN TRAL RAILWAYS: O THROUGH TR AINS, with Pullman Palace Drawing » > Room and Sleeping Car« through to New York to Niagara Falls, Buffalo, Rochester, or New York city BY BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD: O THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with Pullman Palace Cara for Newark, Zarn-avillc. Wheeling, Warhing- tou and Baltimore without change. 1 Holds its regular meetings every Thursday evening at the Odd Fellows’ Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to attend. In large variety, at lower prices than any SIMON CARO, O. C. B en S acits , R. S. / A great deal of harm is done through forgetfulness. A little thought fulness and care with respect to others would often save them from a great deal of suffering, and aid them in their work. A man is discouraged in con sequence of the difficulties he meets with. An encouraging word may be all that is necessary to revive his en ergies, and cause him to persevere. There are those who are perfectly willing to speak it, but they do not think of it, as they are busy with their own work. The discouraged one sinks into deeper despondency, not through their heartlessness, but their thoughtlessness. A young man is ex posed to temptation. He is about to take a step from which a little influ ence of the right kind will save him. There are numbers among his acquain tances who could exert that influence. But they do not see his danger, or are so busy that they must leave him to the care of his other friends. He takes the step, and it leads to his ruin. A little effort, rightly put forth, would have saved him. IS THE Jacksonville Lodge Xo. 10,1.0.0. F., CONFECTIONERS. ------------------------------------------- > »■ Passengers for Chicago, Niagara Falls, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Montreal, Quebec, New York, Boston, or any point East, should buy their TRANSCONTINENTAL TICKETS T I CENTENNIAL PROCLAMATION. To T an all K inds of H ides .—Al We guarantee every article sold by us as most every farmer has at some time represented. Call and see us before pur or other hides of various kinds, espec Ruth Rebekah Degree Lodge No. 4,1. 0. 0. E., ially sheep skins, which they wish to Holds its regular meetings on every other chasing elsewhere. You will save money tan, and which may be done at little Monday evening at Odd Fellows Hall. by doing so. SACHS BROS. expense and be very useful to them in Members in good standing are invited to C. W. SAVAGE, N. G. many ways. For the benefit of such, attend. JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, L ouise S avage , R. S. w’e give the following rules iaid down in the Amateur Trapper: FRANCO-AMERICAN First trim off all useless traps, then remove all fatty matter from the in side. (If the skin is dry, it must first be softened by soaking.) Next soak the skin for an hour in warm water. HOTEL & RESTAURANT, After this, spread over the inside of the skin, by means of a brush, the fol Opposite Odd Fellows’ Hall, lowing mixture : 1 ounce borax, 1 oz. saltpetre, I oz. giauber salts (sulphate of soda), and water sufficient to make JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. a thin paste. The coating should be AT MOST REASONABLE RATES! heavier on the thicker parts of the skin ; double the skin together, coated side inwards, and put it away in a cool MADAME HOLT. Proprietress, YOUNG MEN place. At the end of twenty-four Who may be suffering from the effect hours, apply in the same manner as of youthful follies or indiscretion, will do before, a coating of a mixture consist well to avail themselves of this, the great-, ing of 1 oz. sal soda, 1-2 oz. borax, est boon ever laid at the altar ot suffering humanity. 1> r . SPINNEY will guaran HE MADAME TAKES THIS METHOD 2 oz. hard white soap. Melt these to tee to forfeit $500for every case of seminal of tendering her thanks to tlie public for gether slowly by heat, without allow CANDIES! CANDIES! weakness, or private disease of any kind the patronage which has hitherto been ex ing the mixture to boil. After coat tended to her, and would respectfully solicit or character which he undertakes and FRESH, PURE AND WHOLESOME! fails to cure. He would therefore say ing the skin with the above, fold it its continuance. to the unfortunate sufferer who may read Her tables are always under her immedi together again as before and put it in ate control ; and by her long experience in this notice that you are treading upon a warm place for another twenty-four the business she feels confident that she will ! dangerous ground when you longer de day, of the very best lay in seeking the proper remedy for hours. At the expiration of this time give entire satisfaction to all. Her beds and Manufactured every material,* by your complaint. You may be in thè first rooms are fitted up in the most comfortable take 4 oz. alum, 8 oz. salt, and 2 oz. style, suited to the accommodation of single stage; remember you are approaching saleratus. Dissolve these in hot water occupants or families. Her beds are always D. CANTY & COMPANY, the last. If you are bordering upon the last, and are suffering some or all its ill sufficient in quantity to saturate the kept clean. MEALS AT ALL HOURS. effects, remember that if you persist in FORMERLY skin; when cool enough not to scald procrastination,the time must come when the hands, soak the skin in it for the most skillful physician can render CANTY AND WAGNER you no assistance; when the door of hope twelve hours; then wring it out and will be closed against you ; when no an hang it up to dry. The soaking and Wholesale and Retail —FOR— gel of mercy can bring you relief. In no drying must be repeated two or three case has the Doctor failed of success. Then let not despair work upon your im times, until the skin is sufficiently soft. agination, but avail yourself of the ben Lastly, smooth the inside with fine COST AND FREIGHT! eficial results of his treatment before 107 Montgomery St., San Francisco. sand paper and pumice stone. your case is beyond the reach of medical A book agent called on a farmer the other day, and was told that the farmer was too busy to talk with him. «But,” said the agent, «your farm work is done. You have nothing to oc cupy your time.” «Yes, I have, too, retorted the farmer ; «I’ve got to plant enterprise. my foot and raise a book agent.” And he did. He raised him about three S tale B read .—In 1802 a family feet. named Grover left Leicestershire, Eng land, and came to this country, bring A F rench gentleman who supposed ing with them some bread which they he had mastered the English language, baked before starting. And they say was sadly puzzled one day when a Mrs. II. C. Grover, of Laurens, N. Y., friend looked at him and said : «How has a piece of that bread yet. If she do you do ?” “Do vat ?” «1 mean intends to eat it while it is fresh it is how do you find yonrself ?” “Saire, I about time she was at it. never looses myself.” «But how do you feel?” «Smoot’—you just feel me.” How it A ppeared .—A darkey,who was stooping to wash his hands in a To M end G lass —Soak a small ereek, didn’t notice the peculiar ac piece of isinglass in water until quite tion of a goat beltind him, so when he soft, let it boil gently until it forms a scrambled out of the water and was strong glue, warm the articles to be asked how it happened, he answered, mended, apply the isinglass, join the “I dunno ’xactly, but it ’peared as ef broken surface carefully and keep in de shore kinder histed aud frowd me.” close contact for a few hours. ■ 1. Subscribers who do not give express notice to the contrary are considered as wish ing to continue their subscriptions. 2. If any subscribers order the discontinu ance of their newspapers, the publisher may continue to send them until all arrear ages are paid. 3. If subscribers neglect or refuse to take their newspapers from the offices to which they are directed, the law holds them re sponsible until thev have settled the bills, and ordered thorn discontinued. 4. If subscribers remove to other places without informing the publisher, and the newspapers are sent to the former direction, they are held responsible. 5. * The courts have decided that refusing to take newspapers from the office, or re moving and leaving them uncalled for, is pri'Mio /uric evidence of intentional fraud. 6. The postmaster who neglects to give the legal notice of the neglect of a person to take from the office the newspaper ad dressed to him, is liable to the publisher for the subscription price. _ their hair. Old ones like two devils, haunted with blue devils, Y’oung ones like new devils raising despair. Doctors and nurses combining their enrses. Bid adieu to full purses and bachelor’s fare. ALL KINDS OF The Law of Newspapers. This is the SHORTEST, BEST and only line running Pullman celebrated PALACE SLEEPING CARS AND COACHES, connecting with Union Pacific Railroad at O'! AH A and from the WEST, via Grand Junction. Mar shall. Cellar Rapid«, Clinton, Sterling aud Dixon, fur CHICAGO AND THE FAST. This popular route is unsurpassed fur Speed. Confort and Safety. The smooth, well-ballasted and perfect track of steel rails, the celebrated Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars, the perfect Telegraph System of moving trains, the regularity with which they run. the admira ble arrangement for running through cars to Chicago from all points We«t, secure to passengers all the com forts in modern Railway Traveling. No changes of Cara and no tedious delays at Ferries. Passengers will find Tickets via thia Favorite Route at the General Ticket Office of the Central Pacific Rail road, Sacramento. Tickets for sale in all the Ticket Offices of the Central Pacific Railroad. W. II. STENNETT. MARVIN Hl'GHITT Gen. Sup. Gen. Pas. Agent. 11. P. STANWOOD. General Agency, 121 Montgomery street, San Francisco. POND’S EXTRACT ••Hear, for I will apeak of excellent things.’' POND'S EXTRACT-The great Vegetable Pain Destroyer. U m been in u«e over thirty years, tuid for cleanliness and prompt curative virtues cannot be excelled. CniLIUlEV. No family can afford to be without Pond’s Extract. Accidents, Bruises, Contusions, Cuts, Sprains, are relieved almost instantly by external application. Promptly relieves pains of Burn«, Scalds, Excoriations, Chafings, Old Sores, Boils, Felons, Corns, etc. Arrests in flammation, reduces swellings, stops bleeding, removes discoloration and heals rapidly. ___ FEMALE WEAKNESSES. It always relieves pain in the back and loins, fullness und press ing pain in the head, nausea, vertigo. IN EEI’COKRVKE A it has no equal. All kinds of ulcerations to which ladies are subject nr>> promptly cured. Fuller details in book accom- jianjing each bottle. PILES—blind or bleeding—meet prompt relief and ready cure. No case, however chronic or obstinate, can long resist its regular use. VARICOSE VEINS. It is the only sure cure. KIDNEY DISEASES, It has no equal for per manent cure. BLEEDINW from any cause. For this it is a spe cific. It has saved hundreds of lives when nil other remedies failed to arrest bleeding from nose, stomach, lungs, and elsewhere. TOOTHACHE, Earache, Neuralgia and Rheumatism are all alike relieved, aud ___ often permanently cured. PH YSI CI AN S of all schools who are acquainted with Pond’s Extract of Witch Ilaxel recom mend it in their practice. We have letters of skill, or before* grim death hurries you commendation from hundreds of Physicians, many of whom order it for use in their own to a premature grave. Full course of practice. In addition to the foregoing, they treatment, $25.00. Send money by Post order its use for Swellings of all kinds, Oflice order or Express with full descrip Quinsy, Sore Throat, Inflamed Ton tion of case, ('all or address sils, simple and chronic Diarrhoea, Ca tarrh (for which it is a q*c(Ae), Chil DR. A. B. SPINNEY, blains, Frosted Feet, Stings of No. 11 Kearney St., San Francisco. Insects, Musquitoes, etc., Chapped Hands, Face, und indeed all iuum-r of skin diseases. TOILET USE. Removes Soreness, Roughness and Smarting | heals Cuts, Ernptions and Pimples. It rtvivti, invigoratt» and refreske«, while wonderfully improving the Complexion. TO FARMERS— Pond’s Extract. No Stock Breeder, no Livery Man can afford to be with out it. It is used by all the leading Livery Cor. California <<■ 41 h Sts. Btables, Street Railroads and first Horsemen in New York City. It has no equal for Sprains, Harness or Saddle Chafings, Stiffness, Scratches, Swellings, Cuts, lacerations, Bleed ings, 1‘neumUbia, Colic, Diarrhoea, Chills, HE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RE- Colds, &c. Its range of action is wide, and the relief it affords is bo prompt that it is invalua spectfully inform their friends and the ble in every Farm-yard us well as in every public generally that they have purchased Farm-house. Let it be tried ouoe, and you the above establishment, which will be will never be without it. henceforth conducted under their constant CAUTION I Pond’s Extract has been imitated. personal supervision, and they guarantee The genuine article has the words Pond’s Extract blown in each bottle. It is prepared satisfaction to all who may favor them with by the only persons living who ever their patronage. knew how to prepare it properly. Refuse all These stables are centrally located, and other preparations of Witch Hazel. Thin is within convenient distance of the various the only article used by Physicians, and in tlie hospitals of this country and Europe. houses of public entertainment. Horses and mules will be boarded and eared for at HISTORY and Uses of Pond’s Extract, pamphlet form, sent free on application to moderate charges. They have one of the POND’ in S EXTRACT lOMBAAl, »a Maiden largest and finest stocks in Oregon, south of Lane, New York. UNION LIVERY AND SALE STABLE, T Portland, of BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES, With single or double teams, for hire on rea sonable terms. Also good Saddle Horses and Mules, which will l>e hired to go to any part of the country at moderate rates. Animals bouglit and sold, and broke to saddle or harness. 2fftf. KUBLI A WILSON. LIME FOR SALE, BRICK-LAYING & PLASTERING DONE NEW FERRY! 20,000 Lbs. of Old Cast Iron, at the foundry ' in Ashland, for which we will pay the D elivered highest price. HE UNDERSIGNED WOULD 1IERE- Tico and a Half Miles above Bybee' —BY— bv inform the public that he has ONE T THOUSAND BUSH EI.S of superior J ackson Creek Lime for sale cheap. Persons wish ing Brick-laying or Plastering done in the- Every farmer has more or less old cast ON ROGUE RIVER. best style and at reasonable rates will do» ings about his premises, such as old stoves, well to call on me. For further information- pinions and other articles. These they inqnire at the Franco-American Hotel. R. SCHUTZ RESPECTFULLY IN- would do well to gather up, and bring them G. W. HOLT. forins the citizens of Jacksonville and HE UNDERSIGNED TAKE PLEAS- before the rain sets in. Jacksonville, Fob. 11,11*75. surrounding country that he is now manu We will also pay the highest price for old ure in notifying tho public that they have established a new ferry at the above facturing, and will constantly keep on hand COPPER, BRASS and ZINC. J. M. McC’ALL A CO. named place, and have the largest and saf the verv best of Lager Beer. Those wishing est boat on the river, furnished with the a cool glass of beer should give me a call. strongest wire rope, and charge loss for SETTLEMENT WANTED. ferrying. Gives us a trial. he undersigned offers for LAGER ! LAGER !! TAYLOR A €0. sale his farm situated on Antelope creek, 12 miles east of Jacksonville, containing 480 LL THOSE INDEBTED TO THE ES acres of land, 400 acres being good farming NOTICE. tate of the late John Neuber are re land and under fence. It is a good grain quested to corue forward and settle immedi farm and sheep ranch, well watered and, ately,. as a settlement must be had. All ll persons knowing them - good houses and barns upon it. accounts not settled within a reasonable selves indebted to the undersigned will TERMS OF SALE—Sil per acre, one-halt time will l>e placed i»the hands of an attor please come forward and settle up by cash rnHE PROPRIETOR, JOS. WETTERER, down, the balance to «J P’^^psON. I has now on hand and is constantly man ney for collection, I mean business. or note, as my books meet l>e closed up, so LENA NEUBER, that I can take a new start with the coming ufacturing the best Lager Beer in Southern _ This land will be sold in smaller Oregon, which he will sell in quantities to Executrix of the estate of John Neuber. year. L. DAN FORT1I, M. D. parcels, if desired. suit purchasers. Call and test the article. Jacksonville, Dec. 21,1875. Jacksonville, Dee. 22, 1875, 1 T VEIT SCHUTZ M FARM FOR SALE. T A A