* < 1 THE DEMOCRATIC TIMES Offlcial Paper for Jackson A Josephlns Published Every Friday Morning, By RATES OF ADVERTISING. CHAS. NICKELL EDITOR AMD PROPRltTOR. OFFICE—On Oregon Street, in Orth’s Brick Building. Rate* of Nubacription: One copy, per annum,................................ -^-99 » o no H ' «lx months........ .’M......... « three months,............... . .. ...5«.. 1 .0D !. ■ 1 JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1875. VOL. V. ” . ... 1 OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. STATE OF OREGON. Dr. L. DANFORTH, I I T. A. F. K. ARNOLD. ' BOARD D avis . OF CENTENNIAL SIONER». COMMIS T. A. DAVIS & CO., S alem , April 20, 1875. The board of centennial commission PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, i WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, ers for the State of Oregon met this to Jacksonville, and tenders I Has removed ........... ............. afternoon at the office of Gov. Grover, Snp't of Public Instruction V- his professional services to the public. according to adjournment on January -viiwr JUDICIAL DISTRICT. Office and residence on Third street, oppo 71 Front Street, 6th. There were present Gov. Grover, Circuit Judge........................................ F. P. Prim site and east of the M. E. Church. District Attorney,......................... H. K. Hanna I ; Hon. A. J. Dufur, centen Oregon chairman Portland, JACKSON COUNTY, J. H. STINSON. nial commissioner from Oregon ; lions. ...E. B. Watson Conntv Judge,............................... M. Wilkins, G. P. Burkhardt and Rev. 7 (J John O’Brien, ATTORNEY and COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, County Commissioners....... j M. A. H nest on Dr. E. R. Gearyr and S. A. Clarke, E KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND secretary. J. W. Manning AND JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Sheriff,...., a complete stock of ,E. D. Fondrai I’lerk........ The board was called to order by the ............K. Knbli Treasurer, chairman. W. A. Childers A ssessnr.. DRUGS, On motion of Mr. Dufur, it was de .H. C. Fleming Office one block north of Court House, Hchool Superintendent,... Jacksonville, Oregon. 14. ...J. S. Howard Surveyor,....... cided that the board shall apply for PERFUMERY and TOILET ARTICLES, ..... H. T. Tnlow Coroner.......... 1,600 feet of space at the centennial D emocratic T imes H. K. HANNA, Official Paper, exposition for the exhibition of Ore JOSEPHINE COUNTY. VKTLWÏ MEDICINES, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR AT LAW, gon products. Countv Judge,............................ M. F. Baldwin There were added to the various Jacksonville, Oregon, _ , . (R. Messenger, GLASSWARE, WINDOW GLASS, committees, as follows : Historical •(Vnintv Commissioners........ j Jnnies Neely. Will practice in all tho Courts of tho State. Sheriff,........................................... Dan. L. Green committee, Rev. Dr. Atkinson, Port Clerk............................................... Chas. Hughes i Prompt attention given to all business left land ; educational committee, Dr. L. Paints, Oils and in my care. Treasurer.......................................... Win. Nauckc ! Ij. Rowland,^Salens, Rev. T. L. Eleiot, Assessor............................. ;........... „John Howell Otlice in Court TTonsc—upstairs. School Su;>enntendent,.............. B. F. Sloan I PAINTER’S STOCK OF EVERY KIND, Portland ; cereal committee, etc., Dr. Snrvevor,...................................... W. N. Sandors C. W. KAIILKR. E. R. WATSON. F. S. Matteson, Coos county, D. B. •Coroner.......................................... Geo. E. Briggs Cartwright, Lane county ; botanical KAHLER A WATSON. ’Official Paper,.................... D emocratic T imes BLUE VITRIOL, committee, J. R. Sanburn, Oregon City, COURT SITTINGS. ATTORNEYS A COUNSELORS-AT-LAW, I Prof. T. II. Crawford, Salem. LUBRICATING OILS, ETC. ETC. Jarksivn Cnunft/.— Circuit Court, second After consideration by the board the JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, Monday in Febrnarv, June and November. following preamble and resolutions County Court, first Monday in each month. Will practice in the Snnreme, District and were adopted on motion of Dr. Geary: .7osenA»ne CnunO/.— Circuit Court, fourth other Courts of this State. Solo Agents for Oregon for the cele Monday in Anril and fourth Momlav in Oc W hereas , It is deemed of vital brated CARBOLIC SHEEP DIP, which tober. Conn*v Court, first Monday in Jan Office in Court House—upstairs. importance to the best interests of our kills Ticks, Lice and all parasites on sheep, uary, April, Julv and October. and is a sure cure for screw-worm, scab and State that Oregon should be represent H. KELLY, JACKSONVILLE PRECINCT. foot rot. Circular sent on application. ed at the Centennial Exhibition of Justice of the Peace...................... J. H. Stinson ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, 1875, in the choicest productions of her Constable.......................................A. M. Asbury TOWN OF. JACKSONVILLE. soil, and mines, and industries ; and, JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, f C. C. Beeknian. Pres’t, W hereas , N o provisions have as | Sol. Sachs, Will practice in all lhe Court« of the State. yet been made for defraying the ex •J John Miller, Cor. Cal. A Oregon Sts., Trustees, Prompt attention given to all business en penses of freight and sending forward | Henrv Judge, trusted to mv care. | K. Kubli. material for such exhibition, therefore, Office in the building formerly occupied by Oregon. Kahler A Watson, opposite Court House. J acksonville, ....U. S. Havden Recorder,..................... Resolved, That a committee of three .......Henrv Pane Treasurer....................... be appointed in each of the several ,.J. P. McDaniel J. A. CALI.ENPER, M. I». | A. C. MATTHIAS, M. P. a r sh a 1 ,•••••••••,.■•• • •••< counties of this State, to be known as .......Silas J. Dav Street Commissioner, DAVID LINN CALLENDER A MATTHIAS. the Oregon Centennial Finance Com SOCIETY NOTICES. PHYSICIANS AND SUROEOhS, Keeps constantly on hand a tuli assortment mittee, whose duty it shall be to solicit of furniture, consisting of subscriptions or otherwise procure JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. means to defray the expense of send Jirkwnvillr Loder No. 10. 1.0.0. F.. BEDSTEADS, Holds it« regular meetings everv ing forward such productions, materials ! Saturday eveningatthe Odd Fel and articles of merit as may be deemed BUREAUS, TABLES, low’s Hall. Brothers in good standing are Ha vine formed a co-partnership for the prac worthy of being placed on exhibition invited to attend. tice of our profession, we offor our ser GUILD MOULDINGS, C. W. SAVAGE, N. G. at the World’s Exposition in Philadel vices to the public. r-FOffiesnn California Street, opposite the i S ol . S achs , Ree. Sec’y. phia in 1876 ; and, STANDS, SOFAS, LOUNGES, Union IJ very Stable. Jacjob Ish, Isaac Sachs, Kaspar Kubli, W hereas , In order to promote this Trustees. —------- -♦-------- — CHAIRS OF ALL KINDS. great event, anti to secure certain suc-r t Dr. J. C. BELT, I cess in this enterprise of such vital im Jnrkxonvillr Stamm No. 11^, V. 0. R. M.. PARLOR A BEDROOM SUITS, P IT Y S ICI A N AND S U R G E O N , portance to our State, it will be neces Hold« ita regular meeting* every Thursday j t, •f 4 evening at the Odd Fellows’ Hall. Brothers | sary to secure a general co-operation of ETC., ETC ’ . Jacksonville*. Oregon. in good standing are invited to attend. our citizens in securing funds to de F. GROB, O. C. Also Doors. Sash and Blinds always on fray all legitimate expense; therefore, S tmojt C apo . R. S. hand and made to order. Planin" done on Trustees—Herman v. Helms, E. Jacobs, Having located in the town of Jacksonville, reasonable terms. ^9“ Undertaking a spe Resolved, That we earnestly request tor the purpose of practicing Surgery and cials. Max Muller. our periodicals in particular, and the 29tf. —--------------—------------ — other branches of his profession, respect I people of our State in general, to give Orrioninn Porahontas Tribe No. 1. Im fully asks a portion of the public patron THE this subject their earnest attention and age. Office—Second door north of the U. proved order of Red Men, holds its •8. Hotel. 4Stf. assist in procuring means and material stated councils at the Red Men’s Hall the third sun In everv seven suns, in for such an exhibition of the resources CITY DRUG STORE, the eighth run. A cordial invitation to all of our State at this great national fair ST. MARY’S ACADEMY. brothers in good standing. as will place Oregon in her true posi SOL. SACHS, S. JACKSONVILLE. C. W. S avage , C. of R. tion as to her productive capacity. CONDUCTED BY The members of the board devoted Oregon Division No. 1, SISTERS of the HOLY NAMES, THE HE NEW FIRM OF KAHLER <t B ro . some time to making a schedule of ■Son* and Daughters of Temperance, meet« have the largest and most complete various articles to be placed on exhibi •on Tuesday evening of .each week in the assortment of tion, the same to be revised and pub Rei! Men’s Hall. Brothers and sisters in he scholastic ; year of this good standing are invited tn attend. lished after the return of Mr. Dufur school will commsnee about the middle DRUGS, MEDICINES A CHEMICALS, DAN’L.CRONEMILLER, W. P. from attending the meeting of the Na of August, and is divided in four sessions, J. R. W ade , R. S. of eleven weeks each. The following are the Ever brought to Southern Oregon, Also tional Centennial Commission at Phil terms: the latest and finest styles of adelphia next month. A . Warren Lotta No. 10, A. F. fc A. IL Board, and tuition, per term.....................I I40.00 Minutes of last meeting were read JT Holds Its regular communications Red and Bedding........................................... 4.00 STATIONERY, /X\ on the Wednesday evenings or pre Drawing and painting.......... ...................... . 8.00 and approved. ceding the tùli moon, in Jacksonville, Ore Piano................................................................... . 15.00 And a great variety of PERFUMES and On motion of Dr. Geary, it was re gon. T. G. REAMES, W. M. Entrance fee, only once I»««*«*••••««•«• . 6.00 TOILET ARTICLES, including the best and solved that when the board adjourn it M ax MvtxEH, Sec’y. cheapest assortment of COMMON and PER be to meet at the same place on select day school . FUMED SOAPS in this market. Prescriptions carefully compounded. Wednesday, the first day of July next, lath Rtbekih Degree Lodge No. 4,1. 0. 0. F., Primary, per term,........... ......... .....! $ fi.00 44 ROBT. KAHLER, Druggist. Holds its regular meetings on every “ther Junior, at 2 P. M. “ .1.................................... 8.00 > 1 ' ■ \ J’, J—*— :----- T !—r • Monday evening at Odd Fellows Han. Senior, The minutes of the present meeting “ ....................................... 10.00 Members tn good standing are ityvited to Pupils are received at any time, and their TABLE ROCK SALOON, of the board were read ar d approved. attend. . , * K. KUBLI, N. G. terms will l»e counted from the day of thfeir On motion of Mr. Wilk ms the board ' OREGON STREET, R achkl F iwtkr , R. S. entrance. For further particulars apply at adjourned. the Academy. 29tf. Governor...........................................L.F. Grover Secretary of State,.................... .8. F. Chadwick State Treasurer,............................ A. H. Brown W FURNITURE WARE-ROOM, I J T T r - • INDmNOtlCT UHRAItV socirH, Holds ttn regular meetings at the District ■fiohool House everv Friday evening. CH AS.*NICK ELL, President. C has . J. H oward , Sec’y. JOHN X h CARTER de SON. PAINTERS. TTTE ARE FULLY PREPARED TO DO VY all kind’1’ of Painting, including HOUSE PAINTING, SIGN PAINTING, ORNAMENTAL PAINTING, • WAGON AND CARRIAGE PAINTING. of Graining Done. Orders from lhe country promptly attend ed to. . « , . 21 m3. FARM FOR SALE. • WINTJEN A dvertising is being reduced to a science in Paris, and some of the HE PROPRIETORS OF THIS WELL- methods used by tradesmen to direct DARB^R, known and popular resort would in form their friends and the public generally attention to their wares are worthy of CALIFORNIA STREET, JackaonviHe. that a complete and first-class stock of the the study of Barnum himself. The ♦r y # ■ î ? -7 f • best brands of liquors, wines, cigars, ale and latest recorded throws rhinoceros fights porter, etc., is constantly kept on hand. he undersigned takes pleas - They will be pleased to have their friends and lion hunts far into the shade. MBTe in Bnpouneinfe that he is now in “call and smile.” You are quietly walking along the stalled in his new and decant quarters, CABINJTT. boulevard, pensively meditating on which are fitted un in the latest and most A Cabinet of Curiosities may also be found life and your mother-in-law, when sud approved st vie. All branches of the busi here. We would be pleased to have persons ness executed in first-da«s manner. denly you are astonished by a kick I have al«o added bath-rooms, complete possessing curiosities and specimens bring from behind. You turn and meet the ami convenient in their apjxuntnieuta, and them in, and we will place them in the Cab- ¡net for inspection. impertinent gaze of a stranger. If you those dodrlnc a good, clean bath of any de WINTJEN A HELMS. are a «man of honor,” and most scription can be accommodated. Jacksonville, Aug. 5, 1874. 32tf. Frenchmen are, you at once demand DANDRUFF LOTION, satisfaction. «Certainly,” says the as HAILROAD SALOON, sistant, bowing coolly. «Your card, An entirely new discovery for cleansing the scalp and’restoring the hair to its natu THIRD STREET, JACKSONVILLE, OR., sir,” you say, while your eyes burn ral vigor. Price, Si .00 per bottle. with rage. «Here it is, sir,” he re HENRY PAPE, Engineer. RAZORS CAREFULLY PUT IN ORDER. sponds, handing you a pasteboard. You look at the card, and are stupefied EAGLE SAMPLE ROOMS, THROUGH TICKETS, 12} Ò ents . to read something like this : “The largest stock of winter clothes can be CAi.iFOft?*rX'S treet , seen at No.-------- street.” T T DRT^Kft, IS}4 CENTS. VEIT SCHTJTZ. 1HL 8CHUW RESPECTFULLY IX- HELMS, Proprietors. GEORGE SCHUMPF. •------ ' ’A A.V x THUE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS FOR I «lie hi« farm situated on Antelope creek. 12 miles east of Jacksonville, containing 480 •acres of land. 400 acres being good farming land and under fence. It is a good grain farm and sheep ranch, well watered and Webb & Jones, - - * Proprietors. jH>Od hmwes a«d Imniyiiporedt. » • TERMS OFNArn^-ffrifef aeW. otreihalf down, the balance to suit purchaser. ATONE BUT TIIE CHOICEST AND BEST J, W. STMPSGN. 11 Wfnes, Brandies, Whiskies and Cigars N. B.—This land will be sold in smaller kePu j . .r a parcels, if desired. 7tf ---- BY— & ———---------------- — ■■■ ■—■ NQ cktfDlT^fc THÈ PITTURE—it don’t pay. Families needing anything in my line can always beaupptted with the purest and best to be foynd on the Coast. Give me a e*n, and you will bo well satisfied. 29tf. AH Kinlfi of Trintlug ■< Y F < t pHOTCE WIYKS, LTQL'OIW AitD CI- V gars constantly on hand. The reading table is also supplied with Eastern periodi cals and leading papers of the Coast. 29tf. ------ -rj------ —--------- ------ --------------- —♦ < »>- ------------------- A N ew J ersey deacon has been very industrious in selling a new church book, costingseventy-five cents. At the service, the minister, just be LAGER! LAGER!! • * fore dismissing the congregation, rose and said : «All you who bavachil to baptize will please present THE EAGLE BREWER. Y dren them next Sabbath.” The deacon, (IT t r.O i. vxua O fl•■ VT who, by the way, was a little deaf, HE PROPRIETOR, JOS. WETTERER, having an eye on selling the hooks, has now on hand and h> constantly man and supposing the pastor was referring ufacturing the best Lager Beer in * Southern to them, immediately jumped up and Oregon, which he wjll sell ip quantities to shouted : «All who haven’t any can suit purchasers. Call a»ui teat the art We. 29t£. get as many as you want by calling on me, at aeventy-five cents each.” T JU. forma the ¿Uizens of Jac^aopville apd surrounding country that he Is nsw manu NEATLY & CHEAPLY IXECUTED A facturing, and will oofutoutly keep on hand fTS YÇV Ti. <LIi the very best of Lager Beer. Those wishing ■uff «rahn- s boot glass of beer should give xne a call. A Co., Portland, Maina. * • • * <r • . < The Times Office« 85 « 320 •a . . 6. S ubscribe for the T imes . THE NEW RULES FOR 1875. Section 4 of rule 1, amended to read that whenever a ball, in the opinion of the umpire, becomes ripped, cut, out of shape, or in an unfit condition for use, a new ball shall be furnished, on even innings, by the club furnish ing the first hall. Section 6 of rule 1, amended to read that one corner of the home plate shall touch the foul lines to third and first base. Sec. 1, rule 4. No part of the pitch er’s person must be outside the lines of position while delivering the hall, and the delivery must be perpendicu lar, and not by a round swing or thrown from the wrist. [If this rule is strictly observed, it will cause a radical change in the style of pitching, and do away with a large number of «dodges” resorted to by pitchers to increase the speed and ef fectiveness of their delivery.] Sec. 4, 5, 6, rule 4. Amended so ns to call every third an unfair ball, the first hall delivered to count, if an un fair pitch. [This throws out the reference to “wides,” and is merely a return to the old rule of «called balls,” with the addition of counting the first pitch, if unfair.] Sec. 10, rule 4. “Passed halls” that should happen to strike the umpire are not to be considered “dead.” Sec. 1, rule 5. This amendment is to the effect that the position of the strik er shall show a length of two feet front and four feet behind the striker’s “line,” with a width of three feet. Sec. 3, rule 5. Two foul strikes to put out a player, Instead of three. Sec. 1, rule 7. Umpires not to be residents of the city in which the vis iting club plays. Five names to be furnished by the local club visited, five days prior to the game, and if a choice is not made within forty-eight hours, one of the five names of persons fur nished by the local club to be selected by them, which name shall be selected by the opposing club, and the person authorized to act. Sec. 11, rule 7. Amend to read: “The umpire shall not enter the in- field while the hall is in play.” Sec. 14, rule 7. It is the duty of the umpire to call “dead ball,” when the ball is stopped by an outsider, &c. ., as provided in the section. Sec. 15, rule 7. The last sentence in this section is stricken out : “But no game shall be forfeited by the failure of the umpire to discharge his duties.” I ts M oney V alue .—When a deal er in farm produce receives shipments in good order and of first quality, he takes as much pride in showing them as the farmer did in sending them ; and he does not hesitate to ask from 10 to 20 per cent, extra because he knows he can get it. Besides, it is really to his advantage to have such produce, because it helps him to se cure the best customers and 1 hereby to build up his business. This is plain enough. The same advantage accrues also to the farmer. For assorting po tatoes and apples, for neatly dressing and packing poultry, for sending onlj’ choice butter and large, fresh eggs, time and care are required, and that which is kept at home inay seem to be a loss ; but in doing this wise, addi tional care will be taken afterwards to provide against anything that is not saleable, so that a real money value comes from being a better firmer. The farmer who has a right idea of his calling will aim to supply only such customers as are particular and who are willing to pay extra prices for extra products. There are plenty of such customers, and the demands they make are far In excess of what farmers are likely soon to supply. Advertisements will be inserted in th« T imes at the following rates : One square, one insertion................... ......fS.OO' “ each subsequent one............. 1.00 Legal advertisements inserted reasonably. A fair reduction from the above rates made to yearly and time advertisers. Yearly advertisements payable quarterly. Job printing neatly ana promptly execut ed, ana at reasonable rates. C ounty W arrants always taken at par. A n I mportant I nvention .—Wil liam L. Powleson, the engineer in charge of Xhe boilers and machinery in the Cosmopolitan Hotel, has lately re ceived a patent for an improvement in smoke-consuming furnaces. The invention is attracting much attention among furnace men and others, and Is destined to exercise an important in fluence upon all interests identified with steam engineering. The inven tion consists simply in carrying steam from the drum through a pipe Into a super-heater and conveying it thence through smaller pipes under the fur nace to four nozzles which are set in the front of the fire chamber above the burning fuel. Each of these nozzles discharges a fan-tail Jet or spray of hydrogen gas, spreading horizontally across the burning fuel. Thus a com plete mixture of the smoke and steam is effected and the carbon in the form er while burning intensifies the heat. No smoke escapes, It being all con sumed by this process. The flow of steam is regulated by a stop cock to the amount desired for burning the smoke. Mr. Powelson having been placed in charge of a furnace In which he could get little or no draft, went to work a year ago and made some ex periments to remedy the difficulty. While thus engaged the idea of intro ducing superheated steam into the furnace occurred to him, and after several attempts to do so he at last met with success. A saving of nearly thirty percent, in the amount of fuel required the absence of all soot from the flues, and the rapid creation of in tense heat are among the principal fruits of this invention. Its applica tion to the smelting of ores will great ly cheapen the cost of reduction. The patent is to be applied to the boilers in the Palace Hotel and also in the Mint.— Ch ron icle. R ev . I. I). D river .—This divine, who formerly resided in Jacksonville, has again got his name before the pub lic in connection with a matter of not a most enviable character. According to tho Willamette papers, it .seems that his two daughters were out walk ing one night last week with a couple of Salem youngsters, when the latter concluded it would be fun to burn down an old tannery, so they set Are to It and it was consumed. A reward of $300 was offered for the apprehen sion of the culprits, and it is said that the son of Mr. Driver, who had learned through his sisters of the matter, in formed on the young men, in order to secure the reward, and they were ar-, rested and the Driver girls subpoenaed as witnesses. Their father, hearing of the matter, and learning that his daughters had been in the company of the young men at the time of the com mission of the crime, flew into a ter rible rage and most cruelly and hru-, tally beat the girls with a large stick until one of them was laid up from the. severity of the punishment. The Sa* lem community, according to the Record, are highly incensed at the conduct of Rev. Driver, and if all the facts aro as stated he deserves the fullest condemnation. • -> » T omato C ulture . —Au agricultural exchange gives the following directions, for the culture of this fruit: «When about two inches high, and the danger of frost Is passed; plant them out In a sheltered situation, where they may have the full influence of the sun. To hasten the maturity of the first fruU that sets, pinch off the extremities of the tops, and all the secondary shoots which afterwards appear above tho flowers. When the desired number are about half grown, commence strip ping off the leaves, cutting off the new shoots, so that, at length, the plants may be completely bared of their leaves, and the fruit left fully exposed to the sun.” O nly two Speakers have been long er in the chair than Mr. BWae. Henry Clay served tn the Twelfth, Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth, Six teenth and Eighteenth Congresses. Andrew Stephenson of Virginia was Speaker of the Twentieth, Twenty- first, Twenty-second and Twenty-third Congresses. Two Speakers have ser ved equal terms with Mr. Blaine— Nathaniel Macon of North Carolinr, who served In the Seventh, Eighth and Ninth Congresses, and ex-Vice President Schuyler Colfax, who served in the Thirty-eighth, Thirty-ninth and Fortieth Congresses. How to S ucceed .—If your seat is too hard to.sit upon, stand up. If a rock rises up before you, roll it away, or climb over it. If you want money, earn it. If you wish for confidence prove yourself worthy of it It takes longer to skin an elephant than a mouse, but the skin is worth something. Do not be content to do what another has done—surpass it. Deserve success and it will come. The hoy was not born a man. The sun does not rise like a rocket, or go down like a bullet from a gun; slowly but surely it makes its round and never tires. It is as easy to‘ be a leader as a wheel horse. If the job be long the pay will be greater; If the task be hard, the more compe tent you must be to do It. S ugar S naps .— One cup of butter, two cups of sugar, four cups of flour, one egg; stir sugar and butter to a cream; and the egg well beaten, aDda> small teacupful of water and a quar ter of a teacupfal of soda dissolved in it; stir half a spoonful of cream tarter into the flour; roll out very thin and bake in a moderate oven. « A short time since a noble savage came to a certain agent in the northern part of Iowa to procure- some whisky for a younger warrior who had been bitten by a rattlesnake. «Four quarts?” repeated the agent with surprise «as .................. »'i*" ■■■■■»-• much as that ?” “Yes,” replied the A C alifornia boy scorns to ask tho Indian; «four quarts—snake very big.” corner fruit-dealer for a banana ; ho slaps his money down on the counter T he ugliest hood ever worn—-False and proudly exclaims: “Look yer; gimme a big bananzer ?” hood. ♦ I