Image provided by: Jacksonville Boosters Foundation; Jacksonville, OR
About The Democratic times. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1871-1907 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1874)
How to M anage a H csband .— A lady read t he following paragraph in a paper: “A young wife once cured her husband of a disposition to absent himself from home at night by provid ing a good dinner, and saying to him afterward, »George, if you find a sweeter spot than our home, describe it to mo, and I will rival it if I die in the attempt.’ A kiss and a few tears completed the victory.” This lady tried the game on her husband, lie wasn’t melted a bit ; lie merely said, “When you can get the boys to come here and smoke cigars and talk poli tics, and you set up a keg of lager, you can count mo in. I like the company of the boys; I do.” Our lady saw that sentiment had no effect on him. She didn’t throw herself on his neck and hug and wet his paper collar with tears ; but she took a saucer and fired it at his head, and followed it with a cup, and ended by slinging a dish of strawberries on his shirt l>osom. Since that time he has been an exemplary husband. Yet he does seem very anxious for her to visit her dear moth er as often as four or live times a week. ïhc ïlcmarrafk îinics. FRIDAY, AUGUST 7. 1874. T he F i nny M an of C ongress .— Tlu* funny man of the House last Win ter, say* the Washington correspond ent of the Cincinnati Commercial, is said to be Mr. Nesmith, of Oregon, who tells <»n himself some very amus ing »tories. He served one term in the Senate several years ago, and a few (lavs after be was sworn in he was passing one of the cloak rooms, and in side was Fessenden, Morrill, and sev eral others, whose names we can’t call. They hailed him, invited Idin in, and after conversing for a few moments, they asked him, very abruptly : “Mr. Nesmith, you have come from a very wild country, where you «ay the greater portion of your life has been passed. Will you tell us what first struck you on coming to the Sen ate ?” “Well, gentlemen, when I took my seat in this august body, said to tie composed of the brains of the country, I was overwhelmed with the strange ness of the one idea—how I came to be B eauregard H eard F rom .—Gen. G. 1*. T. Beauregard, the Confederate here.” “Oh ! Ah ! Ugh ! So ! And then, commander, has received the appoint Mr. Nesmith, what then ? What was ment of chief engineer of the Argen your next cause tor wonder ?” tine Republic, with a salary of $20,000 “The next thing, gentlemen,” an in gold per annum, and he will sail swered Nesmith, slowly gathering up from New York lor South America his great length, “that came to me within a few (lavs. lie will have and puzried me more than the first charge of the defensive works, and thought, was how in the deuce all you will also superintend the exploration of the La Plata river. other fellows got here !” There was a shout, and from that day these solemn old fellows who had thought to overawe by their pom posity the crude young Senator were his sworn friend«, and never neglected an occasion to tell this story.— Brook i lyn Argus. T he D ead of R ebellion F ame .— Of the men who were prominent in the secession contest there have died Pres ident Lincoln, Admiral Farragut, Sec retary Seward, General Thomas, Sec retary Stanton, Mr. Crittenden, Chief Justice Taney, Gen. Lee, Chief .Justice Chase, Gen. Ewell, Secretary Smith, Rear Admiral Winslow, Minister Day ton, Attorney-General Bates, John M. Mason, Charles Sumner, Gon. Rnsseau, C. L. Vidlandigham, Stephen A. Doug in«, Rear Admiral Foote, Charles R. Ellet, Gen. Slemmer, General Codman, Gen. Magruder, Horace Greeley, Wm. L. Yancey, Minister Orr, Governor Andrew, John Slidell, George Sanders, Gov. Brough, Gov. Pickens (South Carolina), Edmund Ruffin, John Dan iel, Howell Cobb, Gen. Meagher, James Buchanan, John Tyler, Jamee L. Pet- tigru, Percival Drayton, Rear Admiral Dahlgren, Franklin Buchanan, Gen. Meade, Gon. Halleck, Governor Geary, Gen. Gan by, (ion. Harvey Brown, Wm. Whiting, Secretary Rawlins and Garrett Davis. With the exception of President Lincoln and Gen. Canby, who were assassinated, and Mr. Ruffin, who shot himself, and Gen. Meagher, who was drowned, ail the persons named died natural deaths. No men tion is made of anyone who fell in bat tle. •1 the river, tost both oars, and came near being swamped. Determined to do what he had never done before, he dropped on his knees, and exclaimed, “Oh, Massa I-ord, if eber you’s gwine |<> help old Im. now !• de time !” SADDLERY AND HARNESS c WE MEN’S AND BOYS’ SADDLES, from *10.00 HARNESS, per sett, from 25.00 LADIES’ SADDLES, from 18.00 Dr. J. IVnlker’s Cnlilbrnia Vin- (‘ffnr Bitters are a purely Vegetable HORSE COLLARS, from ! BLACK-SNAKE WHIPS, from 1.00 up HEAD IIALTERS, from 1.25 up And all our goods at equally LOW RATES. We warrant all the above work, want these times is a fair living profit. Give us a call and see if we wont do all we assert. Repairing promptly done. TAP The highest cash price paid for Deer Skins. Jacksonville, 13th, 1874. —» ———————————— All we The Law of Newspapers. I I IMPROVE YOUH POULTRY. 1. SnbscrilHTs who do not give express notice to i he contrary are considered as wish [T COSTS NO MORE TO KEEP ing to continue their subscriptions. 2. If any »ubsoriliers order the discontin-1 uanee of their newspapers, the publisher ' GOOD FOWLS mav continue to send them until all arrear ages are paid. THAN POOR ONES! 3. If subscribers neglect or refuse to trike their news|>a|H*rs from the offices to which they are directed, the law holds them re sponsible until they have settled the bills, ■The OAKLAND POULIE" TABES, and ordered them discontinued. 4. It subscribers remove to other places Corner of Sixteenth and Castro Sts., without informing the publisher, ami the I newspa|»ers are sent to the former direction, OAKLAND, CAL. they are held responsible. 5. The courts have decided that refusing to take news,»a|MTs from the office, or re moving and leaving them uncalled for, is SEASON or 1874. prima facie evidence of intentional fraud. 6. 'File postmaster who nogleets to give the legal notice of the neglect of a person to take from the office the newspapers ad EGGS FOR HATCHING dressed to him, is liable to the publisher for . the subscription price. From the largest and best bred Fowls in the World. Carefully packed and warranted to carry I ALL KINDS OF safel.y anv distance. The varieties comprise i Dark and Light Brahmas. Buff and I’art- . ridge Cochins, White leghorns, lloudans, ; and Silver Spangled Hamburgs. Black Spanish, White Dorkings, Golden Polands, Aylesbury Ducks, and Game. Sebright and Black African Bantams. A fine invoi's* of Bronze Turkeys, weigh ing 60 tbs. to the pair just received. Send stamp for illustrated circular to GEO. B. BAYLEY. Importer and Dealer of Choice Poultry. I Plantation Bitters // o furrly I fjef.ii ..- l'> n, ccw’f'jsed ef Calwaya Bark, liaoti, Htrlt and /-ruitt, amcn^ nili it fcun.1 Sarta^ariiian, Dandclien, Wild Cherry, Sassafras, Tansy, Genitan, Sweet .’ lay, etc.-, also Tannrind», Dates. Prunes a nd Juni- l»er I .ernes, /rrrrrr ed m a sn ficicnt quantity (enly) vf the spirit r/Sugar Cane to k. ep in any ciintate. in. ar ally relieve and . ure the follou-iny nts: I'ysfepsra, Jaundice, Lf.-er Com- I css rf ypdite. Headache, Bilious At~ t.i Xx, A, :. r and . 1 ¡fue, .Summer Complaints, Sour \.h, /'aifitation of the Heart, General Debili- /l . < ' are espcc tally adapted as a remedy / »X . ..¿Stases to which if men will enjoy good health. 1-t No Person can take these BiHers I VISITING A CAR 1) WOMEN ! JOHN NEUBER, DEALER IN —TO— U’ATCHIX, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SII.- ’' verwarv, etc., has received a large ad dition to his well-selected stock of Jewelry and silverware. ELGIN AND WALTHAM, Uoldand Silver Watches, Gold and Silver Chains, all imported from the first manufac turers in the East. A line lot of SETH THOM AS’ EIGHT-DAY WEIGHT CI.iM’KS. Also all kinds of E khit -D ay am » 30- iioit . C ixjcks ; P ocket C ctlery and W illow W are of all kinds ; a new assortment of the most elegant BARGAINS ! FLORENCE THE LARGEST POSTER in li.c vr.H< vs of <>ur great rivers through out the Unit, the is- i - - io i, f>liio. Missouri. Illinois, Tellc, Ctiii(b< rhind. Arkiuisas. Bed, < ’olor:> !o. J i’ll Rio ( ir;:nde. Pearl, Ala- bams. )!..!. i.d . S; v.ni . b. Ro:.nokf. J:;m«-«, ail<I many others, with llicir vast tnbu- t.-.ric'i, thr.<i ughiHit our » ntire country dur inu th. Sumn; it r and Ant'imn, and r> nu.rk- ably so durii.2 v si-oui!«- uf unusual lie; t end «lrync-s. are in n arinbly iceompuiiiod by , \- tensive derail; gem* nt-, of the stemiu-h :u.d liver, and other “ : bdomii.Hl viscera. Ii. their treatment, a pm •'Xertilig:i powerful iiiflutuce upon these various organs, u> c -s< ntially ni.eessary. rv. There isnocuthar- ticl’oi the purpose e.pial toDu. J. W alker ’ s V ixegai : Bi iters , as they will speedily re move the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels arc loaded, nt the seme time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Head- nchc.I’ain in the Shoulders.Coughs.Tight ness of the ( best. Dizziness. Sour Eructa tions of the Stomach, Bud Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hull- (.lied other painful symptoms, are the oil springs of Dyspepsia. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits tLaii a lengthy advertisement. J WATCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY. rr<- ■-s'. .-T; and ai as a tonic Jir for the Agttf Aped, Fffltf' Feeble, Debilitated, kaino tqual. They arc strictly intend* cd a* i « I Temperance ci»: f trance Tonic cr or fiitrrrf, flitters, to be used aj as a 4 medic ¡nt only, and always according to directions. S old ev A ll F irst - class D ruggists . according to dir<‘etions. and r< main long unwell, provided their b«m< s are not de stroy'd by mineral poison or other means, mid vital organs wasted bevond repair. (rial' till Thousand» proclaim Vixr.- <;ti< Bi 11 . cs f’.n most wonderful Invigor- » nt that ever susfaim d the sinking system. Bilious, liernit(ent. and Inter mittent Friers, which are SO pr- valent General Agent for the Dmitry World, a monthly magazine, devoted entirely to Poultry, The ls-st paper published in the country, Subscription 81.25 per year. Also agent for the .Iwifrieiii Standard of Ercel- lence. Price 50 cents, Agents wanted in every and town in the country. For . .. city .. ......... ...................... ;.................. further information address Box (¿59, San Francisco. Please state what paper you saw this ad- vertisement in. February 28th, 1874 9-3m. —FROM— preparation, made chiefly from the native lierbs found on the lower ranges of the Sier ra Nevada mountains of California, tho medicinal properties of which are extract ed therefrom ait'iout the u.-e of Alcohol. The question is almost daily asked, “What is the cause of the unparalleled bitccess of V ini oxu B itters ?” Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disease, and the patient recovers his health. They are the great blood purifier and a life-giving prin ciple, a perfect Renovator and Invigorutor of i hr system. Never before in the history of the world has a medicine been com- po mdetl possessing the remarkable qual ities of ViNEGMi B itters in healing the .sick of every disease man is heir to. They arc a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, reliev ing Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious Dis eases. them use V ixegau B itters a« a medicine, and avoid the use of alcoholic stimulants in every form. ■ - rS» ’ • 'Ll- ». » 1 >• I Illliv IIIIIM* J. LTEUBER. Agent, Jacksonville FLORENCE. S pecial attention is called io tin* great iinuiov.-nM-ntx umile r.i’viitly ¡.i Hit« i w.-ileiit Maritine, mui to I tic licit «tetti elegsiit Htjlvawf < i'.i.s mill.-il to oa.* list« I FLORENCE. ] Aor filose xvlio prefera Ma- « Eiiiu* f«*v<iingthè work n waj f'.-om (hi* <>|i"r:itor, He uow Lati* our* ot flint «iribcriiHion. «|ui.*l,<an%.i-mniiii>g ti:i<l Imi lux i» Il 111*.* otlie-r pi-culi irti* *,clli-iM*i«*'t G ii * «iGicr stj 5.*. FLORENCE s sure to please. If there is <>«»»• within h U mmwwum I will's of E'rtiii<*is«*<» not working writ, I w ill attcml to it w ittiont snv expci:«» toGu-owni r. NAMIEI. HILI., A»t, I FLORENCE StTofiila. or King’s Etil. White Swellings, Ulcers,. Erysipelas, Swelled Neck. Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Intlaiumatiuns, Mercurial Affec tions, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin. Sore Lyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other const itutioRal Diseases, W alki . b s V inegar Buri ns have shown their go al curative powers in the most obstinate and intractable cases. I s the on!v Maciaine that «•au »en in mor«* tlmu our «tu-.-e» tioii—hating n re versi lile finti— •» great luiiautagi* in InMeuing rulla ol'nmiUM, iu quilting, «*t<*. T FLORENCE. 1 Examine For Inflammatory and Chronic Blienmutism. Gout, Bilious, Remittent tlie Florence, or j si*ti«l i«»r Circiilnr iiim I suinpl ■ ol Work bclore joii a M-w- Ing Machine. BI Y *I11E làKST I .ilactiines sold on liberal tenus. and Intermittent l'cwrs, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and Bladder, these Toys for the Holidays, Bitters have no equal. Such Diseases are NEATLY EXECUTED AT caused by Vitiated Blood. CONSISTING of Mechanical Diseases.— Persons en ALBUMS, DOLLS, BABY WAGONS, gaged in Paints and Minerals, such as WORK-BOX IX; OEWING MACHINES. Plumbers, 'i’vpe-setters, Gold-beaters, and In fact everything that is wanted for the hol Miners, as they advance in life, aic- sub L3 SAMUEL II1LL, Agent, idays. A fine lot of SILVER-PLATED ject to paralysis of the Bonds. To guard So. 19 Nrw Montgomery Mn*l, WA RE of the best quality. Also a tine lot ot against this, take a dose of W alker ’ s Grand llotvl Haildisiy, S jh / >ouri«c* Mt '■lie Rojtes, Aeeuideonn, Guitars, ViolutA, etc. \ ixt gar B itti rs occasionally. A Fine Assortment of For Skin Diseases, Eruptions,letter, CHEWING and SMOKIAd; 7T)RACCO, I Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, THE NEW DISCOVERY Pipes, 1‘ipe-stems, and anything of that Pustule«, Boils, Carbuncles, Kingworms, Tn Chemical and Medical Science, kind that mav be wanted. I am also Agent Scald Head. Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, for the GROVER A BAKER and FLOR Scurfs, Discoloration of tiieSkin. Humors ENCE Sewing Machines, and keep them I and Diseases of theSkiuof whatever name DR.E.F. GARVIN’S SOLUTION OF TART constantly on hand. I have just received JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, the latest improved Florence, which feeds or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the .system iu a short time by the the work FROM THE OPERATOR. R. GARVIN S SOLUTION AND COM- Jewelry, Watches and Clocks cleaned use of these Bitters. |M>iind elixir of tar, first and only solu and repaired and warranted. Also Sewing Pin. rl’ape. and other Worms, lurk tion ever made in one mixture of all the Machines cleaned and repaired. ing in thesy stein of so many thousands, are valuable active princijiala of the well f-if- Give me a call. 2'.»tf. effectually destroyed and removed. No twelve known curative agent, system of medicine, no vermifuges, no V.T MOST REASONABLE RATES! I ST. MARY'S ACADEMY. unthclminitics, will free the system from FINE TREE TAR, worms like these Bitters. in coughs, colds, catarrh, asth CONDUCTED BA' FRANCO-AM E R TC AN For Female Complaints, in young Unequaled ma, bronchitis and consumption. or old, married or .single, at the dawn of Cures without tail a recent cold in three to THE SISTERS of the HOLY NAMES, womanhood or the turn of life, these Tonic six hour« ; and also by its vitalizing, purify HOTEL <fc RESTAURANT, Bitters display so decided an influence ing and stimulating effect« uj>on the general system, is remarkably efficacious in all dis that improvement is soon perceptible. rilHE SCHOLASTIC YEAR .OF TFITS eases of the blood, including scroftila and Jaundice. — In all cases of jaundice, Opi>osite Odd Fellows’ Hall, 1 school will commence about the middle eruptions of the skin, dyspepsia, diseases of rest assured that your liver is not doing its the liver and kidneys, lieart tlisease and gen of August, and is divided in four sessions, _ Prepared and bottled under ye immediate supern- of eleven weeks each. The following are the work. The only sensible treatment is to eral debility. aion of Professor Thomas B. CroM, for ye last JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. terms: promote the secretion of the bile and 30 YEARS. I ONE TRIAL CONVINCES ! Board and tuition, ¡»er term,........... $40.00 favor its removal. For this purpose use This celebrated Liniment has no equal in ye world Bed and Bedding ................................ 4.00 V inegar B itiers . and has produced more cures of Rheumatism, Neural Proprietress. MADAME HOLT. Also a Volatile Solution of Tar. for inhala gia, Sprains, Scalds, Buras, Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Drawing and painting....................... . 8.00 Cleanse the Vitiated Blond when tion. Swellings, Lameness, Chapped Hands, Poisonous without application of heat. A re Piano,.................................................... . 15.1 M) Bites, Bruises. Ac., on the human frame, and Sprains ever you lind its impurities bursting markably valuable discovery, as the whole Entrance fee, only once, .................. . 5.00 Strains, Galls, Stiff Joints, Inflammation, Ac., on through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, apparatus can Is- carried in the vest pis-ket« beast, than all other Liniments put together. or Sores; cleanse it when you hud it ob ready at any time for the most effectual amt HE MADAME TAKES THIS M ETIIOD SELECT DAY SCHOOL. Ml’STANG LINIMENT is warranted to do iust what is promised, or ye money will be refunded. of tendering her thanks to the public for jaisitively curative use in all diseases of the I structed and sluggish in the veins; elcaust Sold by all Druggists and Country Stores. Be sura per term............................. the patronage which has hitherto been ex Primary, $ 6.00 nose, throat and lungs. it when it is foul; your feelings will tel and get ye gknvinb . “ ............................ 8.00 TH E < 'OM POUND TA R and MANDRAKK tended to her, and would respectfully solicit Junior, _ Lyon Mnnufactnrinx Co., New York.z you when. Keep the blood pure, and tin PILL, Senior, “ ............................. lO.(H) for use in connection with the Elixir its continuance. Tar, is a combination of the two most valua Her tables are always under her immedi Pupils are received at any lime, and their health of the system will fulluw. R. 11. McDONAI.D A. CO., ble Alterative Medicines known in the pro ate control; and bv her long experience in terms will be counted from the day of their To Whom it May Concern. the business she feels confident that she will, entrance. For further particulars apply at DruggintK and (h.-neral Ageuu. ban F huicimio , Califur fession, and renders tills pill without excep uia. and cor. \\ <uul < uarlton si. . » Wri give entire satisfaction to all. Her beds and the Academy. tion the very l»est ever offered. 2Vtf. hold by h II llrricsriMli, and Itvab-r-. ’Hie SOLUTION and COMPOUND ELIX rooms are fitted up in the most comfortable 4 LL PERSONS WHO OWE SUIWCRIP- IR of TAR is w ithout doubt the best remedy style, suited to the accommodation of single i i A Honor Job Work to the D emocratic occupant« in cases of Cholera and ellow Fever. or families. Her twxls are always I JOHN L. CARTER <k SON, T imes between January 7th, 1871, and July per day ! Agents wanted ! known It is a cipeei tic for such <lisvasest and should kept clean. MEADS AT ALL HOURS. i 1st, 1872, will please notice this advertise All classes of working peo- be kept in the household of every family, PAINTERS. pic, of either sex, young or old, make more especially ment, as I shall, unless paid up in a very iu the months In which < holer» short time, put their accounts in the hanifs money at work for us in their s|mn , e mo and Yellow Fever are liable to prevail. A 1 LAGER, LAGER! ments, or all the time, f ‘ ot an officer for collection. tilan at any tiling small quantity taken daily will prevent con I J. N. T. MILLER A CO., UTE ARE FULLY PREPARED TO DO else.-ri’articulars free. Address tracting these terrible disttiaes. Bv E. D. Foudrav, Agent. G. STINSON A Co., Portland, Me. II all kinds of Painting, including Solution and Compound Elixir, $1.00 per January 234, 1874. ’ 4tf. THE EAGLE BREWERY. lmttle Volatile Solution for inhalation, 15- HOUSE PAINTING, per box. Tar and Mandrake Fills, 50 cant» CARPET-WEAVING. SIGN FAINTING. i»er box. _ . . « » _ ORNAMENTAL PAINTING, S<*nd for Circular of Positive Cures to your rpHE PROPRIETOR, JOS. WETTERER, WAGON AND CARRIAGE PAINTING. RS. OLIVER WOULD RESPECTFl’L- druggist or to L. F. II \ DE A Co., 1 haw now on hand and ia constantly man ly inform the public that «he will short- Role Proprietors, 195-7t!i Avenue, New < TWO-IIORSE TOP BUGGY FOR SALE , ufacturing the best Lager Beer in Southern ly be* prepared to weave carpets in the most AIX Style« of Graining Done. or trade. Apply to Oregon, which he will sell In quantities to artistic style, and at reasonable rates. Ea York. ZiTSold by all druggists. WHITE A MARTIN. Orders from the countrv promptlv attend dies desiring to have carpets woven, should salt purchasers. Call and test the article. Jark-onvilb-, July 15, 1874. 29t3. i ed to. ' * 21 m3. For «ale at the City Drug Store. 29tf. give ber a call. 2f»tl. Sewing Machines ! t FLORENCE I PER CENT. CHEAPER ! ! I D MEXICAN I A I* otato -S owing M achine .— The Journal dt Agriculture Pratique states that among the new machines which especially attracted the atten tion of the agriculturists at the recent meeting of the Palais de l’industrie, was a potato-sowing machine, Invent ed by M. Couteau, and constructed by M. Peltier, Jun. By means of an in genious contrivance, worked by a gear, the tubers, previously placed in a box, are carried successively into a pipe which opens and shuts automatically, depositing the seed with perfect regu larity in the furrow made by a share with which the machine is provided. I A n old negro, returned one night from a dancing frolic, when crossing Manufacturers of and Dealers JOB PRINTING! A ntidote to P oisoning .—The ex periments made by Professor Rinz, of Bonn, with reference to the effect of alcohol on animals, are regarded as of much importance, inasmuch as he seems to have discovered the reasons why alcoholic stimulants are so useful in snake poisoning. lie found that when decomposed blood was intro duced into the veins of the living ani mal, all the symptoms of putrid fever were shown, the temperature increas ing until death ensued. Alcohol, it is stated, reduced the heat and retard ed the putrid process, increasing the action of the heart—precisely the ef fect of alcoholic stimulants, it is said, when administered in case of rattle snake poisoning. A G lass E ye N ever A ffected by G lasses .—The Danbury News has this to say: There is nothing more «»simulating, more artful, more tainted with duplic ity than a glass eye. A Danbury man, a little given to his cups, and afflicted with one of those optical deceptions, drops into see us from time to time, and invariably when he is tight. To gaze at the natural eye of that man and see it drunk at every square inch of its spheroidity, and then turn to his glass eye to behold in it the vigor of youth, the Are of genius and the es sence of sobriety, is trying to the nerves. JUDGE & NUNAN M ustang L iniment T I 85T0 820 M