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VOL. 11.
THE SOUTHER* DEMOCRACY.
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, JUNE 15, 1872.
HEEMBOED’S FALL.
T1IE WOMEN ON DR. GREELEY
NO. 24
PREMIUMS FOR SCALPS OF WILD
ANIMALS.
^^LEGAL TENDERS taken at current
rates for subscription.
HOW TO RIDE A COET,
We commend to the perusal of those It is evident that H‘. T. Helmbold’s At the meeting of the National Wom
The following story is told of John
Annexed is the sweetest poem ever
The
Board
of
Managers
of
the
Oregon
gentlemen
who
are
“
making
Rome
howl
”
an
Suffrage
Association,
in
Steinway
failure was due to great vanity. It is
Smith (we will suppose his name to be
written by T. Buchanan Read, the poet,
State
Agricultural
Society
offers
the
fol
with
their
vociferations
for
the
candidate
Hall,
May
10th,
Mrs.
Stanton
said
she
about
four
years
since
he
was
making
his
Smith)
and his son Virgil, is said to be
painter and patriot:
of the diaffected Radicals, and are besieg- greatest dash, and then his career cer was full of sorrow that a man of so many lowing premiums, to be awarded at the “a true bill.” Smith had a very promis
My soul to-day is far away.
the hat-stores of the city with their or tainly was a remarkable one. He had virtues and such a high character as annual fair in October next: A premi ing young horse, now for the firattimeln
Sailing the Vesuvian bay ;
ders for white hats, the sensible and only been three years in trade in New Horace Greeley should be against giving um of $50 to the person producing the training for the track, and we suppose is
My winged boat, like a bird afloat.
timely advice of the Washington Patri York, and during that time had made women their rights. She moved the highest number not less than 1,000 ; and to take part in the race at Lone Pine on
Swims round the pnrple peaks remote :
ot, the sterling and sagacious organ of the his remedies famous, and had become adoption of a resolution calling upon all to the person producing the next highest the 22d. The other day Virgil, a bright
Round purple peaks it sails, and seeks
National Democracy : “What a Mis rich. His income was $50,000 per year, women to work against Greeley. (Ap number not less than 500, $25 ; and to the little boy of ten years, was spinning the
Blue inlets and their crystal creeks.
person producing the next highest num colt around the track, and was making
sourian said of his delegation at Cincin and all that was required was a continued plause.)
Where high rocks throw, through deeps below.
nati may be said of the Southern Democ attention to the business which be had Mrs. Duniway, of Oregon, proposed ber not less than 250, $10; and to the the run in gallant style, when the colt
A duplicated golden glow.
racy : ‘You may trade them off, but you established. Instead of this, however, that if Greeley should promise to repent person producing the next largest num shied suddenly and threw the boy off.
Far, va^ne and Jim the mountains swim ;
cannot deliver them.’ General Imboden he became ambitious of jiolitical distinc in the future it would be better to sup ber not less than 100, $5; and to the per The cause of this was that a porker had
son producing the next largest number stowed himself away in some bushes close
While on Vesuvius’ misty brim,
has been promising them to Greeley, tion. When Graut was nominated for port him. (Laughter.)
With outstretched bands, the gray smeke stands Colonel Mosby has been bargaining for
Mrs. Hooker—Mr. Greeley must not not less than 75, $2.50 ; and to the per by the track, a quiet spectator of the colt’s
the Presidency, A. T. Stewart advanced
O’erlooking the volcanic lands.
them with Grant, and there seems to be $30,000 toward an electioneering fund. only profess for the future, but make son producing the next largest number performance, when, hog-like, he made a
a general impression in certain quarters, Helmbold, who had the folly to believe amends for the past. (Laughter.) He has not less than 50, $1.50; and the next six violent rush, with the result mentioned.
Here Ischia smiles o'er liquid miles;
By the time the anxious father reached
that these people, because their neces in Seymour’s chances, determined to out no backbone. When he gets into a pinch highest numbers $1 each.
And yonder, bluest of the isles.
Panther to be equal to 50 Squirrels. the ground, the boy was on his feet un
Calm Capri waits, her sapphire gates
sities are great and their sufferings have do Stewart, and consequently advanced he always backs out. I don’t know what One
ll
ll
ll
ll
Wolf
50
Beguiling to her bright estate.
been long, can be driven like turkeysand $40,000 to his party. Forty thousand dol is the matter with him. He has stamped
hurt. Said the father: “Virgil, you
ll
ll
ll
ll
Gopher
18
upon
us
and
insulted
the
venerable
wom
led
like
sheep.
Those
who
hold
this
no
don’t know how to ride a colt, to let a
lars is a large sum of money. It has gen
I heed not if my rippling skiff
ll
ll
ll
ll
Jaybird
1
little pig like that make him throw you
tion are counting without their host. erally been considered a capital sufficient an sitting before mo (Mrs. Stanton.) I
Float swift or slow from cliff :o cliff;
ll
ll
ll
ll
Wildcat
20
wouldn
’
t
trust
him
if
he
were
on
his
off.
I don’t want the colt spoiled. I want
The Southern Democracy are not to be for many kinds of business. That any
With dreamful eyes my spirit lies
Note.
—The
person
producing
the
scalps
him to go round the track, and I’ll show
hoodwinked. They are not to be fright man should deliberately throw such a knees and would promise to reform.
Under the walls of Paradise.
to furnish the Committee appointed to you that a pig can’t prevent him.” “I’ll
ened by the rattling of a handful of beans sum away can only be explained by the [Laughter and applause.)
Under the walls where swells and falls
in a dried bladder. They are not to be proud desire to outrival Stewart. Helm Laura Gordon—He said to me women examine the same, a satisfactory state bet you,” Baid Virgil, “ifa pig makes him
The Bay’s deep breast at intervals ;
split asunder by any wedge, howsoever bold, it is true, expected to make money ought not to have clerkships even. He ment in writing, that the animals from jump like he did with me, he’ll throw
At peace I lie, blown softly by,
well greased and howsoever deftly insert rapidly, but pride was continually in the said the clerkships in Washington were which the scalps were taken, were killed you, too.” “No he won’t, Virgil. You
A oloud upon this liquid sky.
ed it may be. When the hour of action way of enduring success. Having outbid corrupting the minds of the female clerks. by him within the time from January can get in there, and when I ride him
The day, so mild, is Heaven’s own child,
arrives, the Democracy of the South will Stewart in the political fund, he deter Nobody, no woman at least, ought to vote 15th, 1872, to October 1st, 1872.— IFiZZam- around you grunt like a pig, and I’ll
ettc Farmer.
With Earth and Ocean reconciled ;
show you it’s done,” said the elder
be a unit, and a unit guided and controll mined to distance the Belmonts and for Greeley. (Applause.)
The airs I feel around me steal
Mrs. Duniway—Grant has the back F emale I mmigration .—Mrs. M. P. Smith. Accordingly the colt was caught
ed by the decision the National Conven Commodore Vanderbildt in equestrian
Are murmuring to the murmuring keel.
tion may arrive at. There will be a great style, and lienee his equipage at Long bone, but he has not the brains. Here Sawtell, who has been lecturing in New and mounted by Smith the elder, the boy
Over the rad my hand I trail
deal of outcry from the Southern coun Brandi was the grandest ever seen there, are two evils, and we must choose be York on the advantages offered by the in the meantime having taken his posi
Within the shadow of the sail.
try, in all probability, during the next with the single exception of that display tween the two. I think we must choose Pacific Coast for the employment of fe tion in the bush to play the role of a pig,
A joy intense, the cooling sense
few weeks, and a good many self-elected ed by James Fisk. There was an inces the lesser evil and pat Greeley on the male labor, paid us a visit to-day, says in which he succeeded to perfection ; for
Glides down my drowsy indolence.
and pseudo “leaders of the people’’ may sant rivalry between this brace of fools; back. He’ll do anything to become Pres the 8. F. Examiner, and states that ar when the sire, after a rattling run, had
•
•
•
•
*
raise their voices to the pitch of familiar but in the long run Fisk came out ahead, ident. I am glad to say that Greely is at rangements have been made with the reached the proper place, he snorted like
Her children, hid the cliffs amid,
tunes. But it will be just as well for which might have been expected from his least a pure man, and has not debauched railroad line for the transportation of a a grizzly, and tearing out of the brush,
Are gamboling with the gamboling kid ;
those who are chiefly interested to ob unbridled ambition and Y’ast resources. himself as our military President, I am colony of the fair sex, at prices not ex caused the panic stricken horse to pile
Or down the walls, with tipsy calls.
serve that the rc«Z leaders of the South Helmbold changed his team every day | afraid, did in his younger days. [Ap ceeding $30 for each person. Mrs. Saw- his rider ingloriously in the dust Gath
Laugh on the rocks like waterfalls.
have not spoken yet; nor will the real in the week, but still Fisk excelled him. plause.) He does not smoke and does tell has lived in Oregon for twenty years, ering himself up, he exclaimed, savage
The fisher’s child, with tresses wild.
leaders of the South speak authoritative They ha\’e both reaped the reward of not drink, but-1 hear that he swears oc and is remarkably well-informed as to ly : “What the d—1 did you do that for?
Unto the smooth, bright sand beguiled,
ly and finally until the action of the Na their folly, the one lying in a dishonored casionally. Well, we’ll overlook that. the resources of the Pacific Slope. She Why, I told you to grunt like a pig, not
With glowing lips sings as she skips,
tional Convention is consummated, and grave, while the other is a wanderer in (Laughter.)
Or gases at the far-off ships.
frequently lectured in the large cities like a d—d old hog.”
Resolutions
were
then
adopted
declar
a
foreign
land.
they have license to speak to the point.
East, and to enthusiastic audiences. In
Ton deep bark goes where Traffic blows.
What the Southern Democracy is doing His D ependence .—Some idea of the ing that the women will go with the some she was preceded by Horace Gree P resident G reeley ’ s F irst V eto .
From lands of sun to lands of snows;
is to look about with care and judgment, dauntless “Bread and Butter Brigade,” i party which will first recognize the right ley, in whose paper she published a series —The Chicago Post says that if Greeley
This happier one, its course is run
to call over the roll of its best, noblest, upon which Grant depends for re-elec of women to vote, and calling a National of letters. Congress has been interviewed is elected President, a veto message like
From lands of snow to lauds of sun.
most capable, and most conservative citi tion, may be gathered from the Detroit Nominating Convention in case neither to aid this colonizing project by a subsi the following may be expected :
0 happy ship to rise and dip,
zens, in order to make choice from them Free Press, which says that army of self- Baltimore nor Philadelphia should rec dy of land, and the bill making the do An Act to raise revenue by imposing a
duty of ten cents a ton on Ouano.
With the blue crystal at your lip !
of fitting delegatos to send to Baltimore. sacrificing, noble patriots consistsofabout ognize “the full citizenship of women
nation was passed to print; but owing to
comments by the president .
also
that
“
no
woman,
with
decent
self-
0 happy crew, my heart with you
Its whole heart is beating in quick sym 30,000 postmasters, 17,000 under the com
tlio lateness of its introduction nothing
Sails, and sails, and sings anew '
I return this obnoxious measure with
pathy with the National Democracy,con mand of the Treasury Department, with respect, can aid with voice or pen” in the could be done this session. Mrs. 8. states
election
of
Greeley.
An
amendment
to
out
my approval. The man who intro
fident that the wisdom, patriotism, and a Signal Corps of 3,000 more, under dif
No more, no more the worldly shore
that she has a colony formed already in
unselfishness of those who are soon to ferent leaders, making in all 51,000 noble strike this paragraph out was voted New York of nearly five hundred females, duced it is an ass ; the men who voted for
Upbraid* me with it* loud uproar !
With dreamful eyes my spirit lies
meet at Baltimore will most surely pro patriots, who demand that Grant shall down, after a long and heated discussion. whose condition is single or widowed, it are scheming British agents, and the
Under the walls of Paradise 1
vide the way—if any way ran be provi be kept in power, in order that they may The following officers were elected : and who are most anxious to visit the men who say this is not the case are liars
and horse-thieves. I judge that on the
ded—by which they may escape from be kept in office and serve the country President, Susan B. Anthony; Vice- Pacific States.
Presidents,
Elizabeth
Cady
Stanton,
Isa
average, every man, woman and child in
UEYSSES ON A SPREE.
for their own good. Tliis number does
their present environments.”
bella
Beecher
Hooker
and
one
from
ncar-
not include the members of Congress
A S hort S ermon .—Here is a bit of America uses a ton of guano a year in
Is it not a sad thing that the following
S omething for the G irls .—If a who are dependent upon the breath of b’ every State. The meeting then ad- philosophy worth reading. It is an ex some shape or other; whether as the
lines may be written and published about young man greet you in a loud, free and the Executive favor for their future po- journed until 8 o’clock, p. M., when Mrs. posure of a very common delusion. It is farmer in New York, Louisana, Colora
a President of the United States, and un hasty tone; if he know precisely where litical existence through the control of Francis Kingsland, of Connecticut, made a good rendering of an old idea :
do, Podunk, etc., in Agriculture, or as
der such circumstances that the mass of to put his hand on his hat; if he stare the appointments in the districts. It; a speech. She concluded by praying “in
“Two things ought to be strongly im Chas. A. Dana, for editorial articles. We
the people who read them, friend or foe, you right in the eye, with his own wide does not include the licensed spies who . the name of God, of Jesus Christ, and of pressed upon young people of our coun thus consume, in round figures, 40,000,-
are forced to believe them true?
open ; if he turn his back to you to speak go about plundering individuals under all the angels in Heaven, for the impend try. The insecurity of riches, even when 000 tons annually. The arbitrary and
We copy the following from a Wash to another; if he tell you who made his pretense of law, but who are all devoted ing revolution.” (Applause.)
acquired, and their unsatisfying charac revolutionary Act which I veto to-day
ington letter to the St. Louis Times of coat; if he squeeze your hand ; if he eat to the cause of Grant, because Grant and Mrs. Duniway, of Oregon, said she ter. There is no fallacy so universally would thus impose a tax of $4,000,000 on
May 16th:
heartily in your presence ; if, in short, he official rascality seem to be identified in could not manufacture grand speeches or cherished as the notion that wealth is our people. With what effect ? It would
Incidentally I mentioned that Presi sneeze when you are singing, criticise aim and intent. This army of office-hold high-flown phrases. She was simply a surely a means of happiness. The care not stimulate the production of Ameri
dent Grant was very sick—that’s what your curls, or fail to be foolish in fifty
ers propose to dictate what shall be the political stump orator. (Laughter.) “I of a large property is one of the most can Guano. American birds could not
the Administration papers said, but ev ways every hour, then don’t fall in love
political action of the people in the selec learned the alphabet of politics, when I burdensome of earth’s trusts. The only compete with the pauper labor of birds in
eryone understands what Grant’s sick with him for the world. He only ad tion of a President.
was a child, in Horace Greeley's Tribune.'' material good which comes from any es debauched and priest-ridden Central
nesses are. It really was not delirium mires you, let him do or say what he
Mrs. Duniway concluded by saying she tate is to be made out of a moderate in America. No one but a villain and a
R emoval of D isabilities .—A dis
tremens, but it really Yvas not very dif will.
wished to call a genuine red-hot Orego come far more easily than a large one,' brigand can question these facts. British
patch
from
Washington
says
the
recent
ferent. When the madam was at home,
On the other hand, if he be merry with
nian protracted meeting. “Depend upon aud with fewer attendant disadvantages. gold, whereof many millions have been
he was maintained in a respectable con every one else, but quiet with you ; if he amnesty act removed the political disa it,” she said, taking her seat, “you will Few thoughtful men would undergo the distributed to corrupt the American con
dition ; at least so far as the public knew. be anxious to see that your tea is suffi bilities from 150,(NX) persons. Among hear again from me.”
entire stewardship of a large estate on a science, have originated this bill.
But she’s away, now, you know, and he’s ciently sweetened and your dear person them are Alex. H. Stephens, ex-Gover-
After
a
minute
she
stepped
again
for
______ H. G.
positive bargain that they should receive
taking every advantage of it. The only well wrapped up when you go into the nors Letcher and Wise, of Virginia, Gen ward, and said she had bought the type no more for taking care of it than ordina
O ccupation .—What a glorious thing
time he has been out the whole week cold ; if he talk very low ; if his cheeks erals Forest, Hill, Wade Hampton, Har of the journal she was editing now in rily falls into the lap of the owner. The
was when he went to the circus. His are red, and his nose only blushes, it is dee, Johnston, Bragg, Cooper, Beaure Portland, Oregon, with the proceeds of scramble after wealth is due to a wrong occupation is for the human heart!
Those who work hard seldom yield to
brother-in-law, Casey, of New Orleans, enough. If he romp with your sister, gard, and Barnwell Rhett, John C. Breck her work on the sewing machine, and her estimate of good when it is gained.”
fancied or real sorrow, When grief sits
was at the White House early in the eve sigh like a pair of bellows, look solemn inridge, James A. Seddon, A. R. Wright, youngest child, aged two years and a
ning. They had both been drinking, and when you are addressed by another gen and other military and political leaders. half, weighed forty-two pounds. (Laugh G reetings of D ifferent N ations . down, folds its hands, and mournfully
—“How do you do ?” is English and feeds upon its own fears, weaving the
Grant insisted upon going to the circus. tleman, and, in fact, if he be the most There is, however, a large number of ter and applause.)
dim shadow which but a little exertion
Southern
men
who
are
yet
disfranchised.
All of Casey’s arguments to the contrary still, awkward, stupid, yet anxious of all
Mrs. Clara Hermann spoke of the prog American. “How do you carry your
were in v’ain—the President insisted, and your male friends, you may “go ahead” N ew B ook D epository '.—The Gener ress of the movement among the Ger self?” is French. “Howdo you stand?” might sweep away into a funeral pall,
the strong spirit becomes shorn of ita
arm in arm the two started out. They and make the poor fellow happy.
al Conference of the M. E. Church, lately man ladies, and Miss Kat« Stanton read is Italian. The German says, “How do
might, and sorrow becomes dominant
attracted attention all along as they walk
in session at Brooklyn, N. Y., has favor a long address on the leading political you fiud yourself?” The Dutch say,
i
over
the spirit. When troubles flow up
E x -S enator B uckalew has been ed the erection of a Book Depository at and financial topics of the day, after “How do you fare ?” “How can you ?”
ed to the show, but their condition short
on
you
dark and heavy, toil not with the
is Swedish. The strange greeting of the
ly after arrival there was perfectly beast nominated by the Pennsylvania Democ Portland. It proposes to donate $8,000 which the Convention adjourned.
Egyptian is, “How do you perspire ?” torrent; rather seek by occupation to di
ly. If anyone than the President of the racy as their candidate for Governor. to purchase ground, and $4,000 towards
R
ailroad .—The Red Bluff Sentinel and the practical inquiry of the Chinese vert the dark waters which threaten to
United States had appeared thus drunk The nomination is regarded as a very a building to be constructed on it, leav says: We learn from Superintendent
en in a place of public entertainment, he strong one. The resolutions place the ing the city of Portland to raise an equal Cadwallader, who came direct from the is, “How is your stomach ? Have you overwhelm you, in the thousand chan
would have been thrown out and handed 1 Democracy on the Constitution, Jeffer amount toward the building. Books will front yesterday, that the track is laid eaten your rice ?” The Pole asks, “How nels which the duties of life always pre
over to the police. Grant’s face is bloat son's Inaugural and Jackson’s Farewell be furnished, which will require a total within a mile of Cottonwood ; that the do you have yourself?” and the Russian, sent. Before you dream of it, those wa
ed and red, and the White House these address, but is silent on the question of outlay of some $30,000 on the part of the piles are driven and the foundation ready “How do you live on?” while the poet ters will fertilize the present and give
ical Persian exclaims, “May thy shadow birth to fresh flowers, that will brighten
days is famous for its orgies. J. H. L.
nominations by the Baltimore Conven Conference.
for the bridge across Cottonwood and the never be less !” All these phrases, odd the path of duty. Grief, after all, is but
tion.
T yvo women in Salt Lake City quarrel bridge nearly ready to raise. The grade
A S ensation .—Brooklyn has a sensa
ly sounding to an Englishman, mean a selfish feeling, and most selfish is the
ed,
whereupon one of them got a parrot is nearly completed to the American much the same thing.
tion. A local editor claims to have made B ennett ’ s W ill .—The estate of James
man who yields to any indulgence which
* wonderful invention in the shape of a Gordon Bennett, deceased, is estimated at and trained it to say “You thief,” when Ranch, and a company of graders are
brings no joy to his fellowmen.
ferocious sheet-iron cat, which works by $10,000,000. The Herald, with build ever her enemy passed by. The other re now camped on Clear Creek. Cars will, T he second wife of Professor 8. F. B.
“M other ,” said a little boy, “Tve got
machinery. It is armed with terrible ings and real estate connected, he be taliated by training a parrot to scream undoubtedly, run to the Canyon House Morse was a deaf and dumb lady, a grad
claws and utters all the alluring and pa queaths to his son with the condition an “You dye your hair,” whenever her ene by the 4th of July.
uate of the New York Institution for the a bad headache and a sore throat, too.”
thetic cries with which the feline race is nexed that he shall never sell it. His my appeared in sight. The hostilities As a wife was holding her husband’s deaf and dumb. Her maiden name was ‘.‘Well, you shall have some medicine/*
gifted. Placed on the roof on a balmy Fifth Avenue mansion he leaves to his resulting became so energetic that the aching head in her hands, one morning, Swan, and her home at Poughkeepsie, said the mother. “It’s no matter,” re
night and set in operation, it calls about widow, and his Washington Heights judiciary was appealed to, and both par she asked, “Are man and his wife one?” New York. She survives herdistinguish- torted the shrewd urchin, “I’ve got ’em
rot guns were silenced.
•11 the prowling cats for miles around, property to his daughter.
“I suppose so,” said the husband. ed husband, and is the mother of several —but they don’t hurt me.”
and one by one they attack the glaring
children, all of whom possess the hearing
F ranz A bt , the distinguished Ger
A legislator in Missouri estimates A teacher of a Sunday School recent “Then,” rejoined the wife, “I came home faculty.
aheet-iron monster, and are instantly
drunk
last
night,
and
ought
to
be
ly
asked
one
of
her
scholars,
a
promising
man composer, says the Americans have
torn to pieces. In the morning, the roof the dog crop of the United States at 21,- six-year-old, if dogB had souls, and was ashamed of myself.”
more talent for music than the English,
T
he
Baltimore
and
Ohio
Railroad,
and
000,000.
Each
pup,
he
says,
costs
$8
a
and all the surrounding domain are cov
answered
in
the
affirmative.
On
inquir
T he report that Jeff. Davis had de all its Western connections, will issue and that the growth of musical taste
ered with tufts of fur, dislocated claws year, making a total of $198,000,000,
ing
further
where
their
souls
went
after
clared in a letter to Wade Hampton that round trip tickets to delegates and others here has been wonderful, and promises a
and tangled fiddle-strings. This inven which would buy 1,344,000,000 cocktails.
death,
the
youngster
replied:
“
To
the
the Baltimore Convention ought to in desiring to attend the National Demo great future.
tion may be truly said to be a boon in Of these, 105,000 go mad annually, and dog star.”
dorse
the Cincinnati nominees, is denied cratic Convention at Baltimore, on July
bite 10,000 people, furnishing about 50,-
any populous city.
I t is said that there are more good
Two
women,
Mrs.
P.
C.
Sullivan
and
_______________
000 items to the local reporters.
by that gentleman, who says he has ex 9th.
than
bad people in the world, but the
H enry ' B ergh proposes to build a
Mrs. H. Hagood, voted in Polk county at pressed no opinion on the subject.
bad
get
the upper hand merely because
O ne mistake in principle is worse than
carbonic acid gas slaughter-house for the J A man that don’t know anything will the late election. Their votes were not
they are bolder.
M ount H ood has been smoking again. a thousand errors in opinion.
tell it the first time he gets a chance.
painless destruction of animals.
counted,and they are going to law about it.
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