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G. H. AIKEN, M.D.,
THE CINCINNATI PLATFORM.
JACKSOX COVXTY.
WITH YOUR
The following is the platform adopted
by tho Cincinnati Convention, and upon
Last Years’ Spring Styles, which Horace Greeley and B. Gratz
Brown go before the American people as
candidates
for President and Vice Presi­
—AND—
dent
:
Cowaty Oncers—Judge, L. J. C. Duncan ;
Offioe at the former millinery store of the
We, the Liberal Republicans of the
Clark, Silas J. Day; Sheriff, Henry Klippel; Misses Kent, U. S. Hotel,
SHELF-WORN COODS
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United States, in National convention as­
Deputy Sheriff, E. D. Foudray ; Treasurer, John
sembled, at Cincinnati, proclaim the fol­
Neaber ; Assessor, David Redpath ; County Com­
missioners, John S. Herrin, Thomas Wright;
lowing principles as essential to just gov­
_i__________________________ _______________ i
School Superintendent, Wm. M. Turner; Survey­
ernment :
or, J. S. Howard; Coroner, L. Ganung.
First—We recognize the equality of all
PHYSICIAN & SURCEON,
men before the law, and hold that it is
Pra-fect.—Justice of the Peace,
James R. Wade ; Constable, N. Stephenson.
the duty of the Government, in all its
JACKSONVILLE, OGN.
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dealings with the people, to mete out
Towe of Jacksonville.— Trustees, James A. Wil-
ASHLAND, OREGON,
•oa, N. Fisher, II. V. Helms, John Bilger and
equal and exact justice to all of whatev­
David Linn ; Recorder, U. S. Hayden ; Treas­
er nationality, race, color or persuasion,
urer, Henry Pape ; Marshal, James P. McDaniel;
Office and residence at Ryan’s brick build­ Have none oftbat kind, but have just received their religious or political.
Street Commissioner, Peter Boschey.
ing, Third street between California and Main.
Second—We pledge ourselves to main­
JOSEPBIXE COCXTY.
NEW and COMPLETE STOCK OF
tain the union of the States, emancipa­
County Officers. —Judge, J. B. Sifers ; Sheriff,
tion and enfranchisement, and to oppose
Daniel L. Green ; Clerk, Charles Hughes ; Asses­
any
re-opening of the questions settled
sor, R. E. Foley; Treasurer, Wm. Naucke;
by
the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth and Fif­
(KEPT OS THE EUROPEAX PLAX,)
Commissioners, Thomas G. Patterson, H. Wood­
teenth
Amendments to the Constitution.
cock ; School Superintendent, R. R. Middles-
Third—We demand the immediate and
worth.
Corner of Stark and Front Streets,
absolute removal of all disabilities im­
Josepkine County.—Circuit Court, 2d Monday
OREGON.
posed on account of the rebellion, which
in April and Fourth Monday in October. County PORTLAND, - - -
was finally subdued seven years ago, be­
Court, First Monday in January, April, July and
ZIERER d- IlOLTON, PROPRIETORS.
October.
lieving that universal amnesty will re­
January 7-tf.
sult in complete pacification in all sec­
tions of the country.
New Boot and Shoe Shop,
Fourth—Local self-Government, with
HARDWARE,
impartial suffrage, will guard the rights
Cal. Street, (two doors east of P. 0.,)
of all citizens more securely than any
JACKSONVILLE LODGE No. 10
centralized power; the public welfare re­
TIN
-W
AHE.
JACKSONVILLE,
OGN.
quires the supremacy of the civil over
olds its regular meetings on
the military authority, and freedom of
every Saturday evening at the Odd Fellows’
person under the protection of the Aafiecw
Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to
attend.
NEWMAN FISHER, N. G.
IIE undersigned, having permanently located TOBACCO AND CIGSAB, corpus. We demand for the individual
ISAAC SACHS, R. Sec’y.
. the largest liberty consistent with pub­
in Jacksonville, respectfully informs the
Regular Rebekah Degree meeting, last Monday
lic order; for States self-government,
public that he is prepared to do all kinds of work Drugs, Oils, Paints, Books, Stationery,
night of each month, at 7J o’clock p. m.
and for the nation a return to the meth­
in the boot and shoe-uiaking line. Satisfaction
vlnl.
guaranteed.
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M. CATON.
ods of peace aud the constitutional limi­
And a complete assortment of
tation of power.
Oregonian, Pocahontas, Tribe No. 1, Im­
Fifth—The civil service of the Govern­
proved Order of Red .Men,
ment has become a mere instrument of
OLD their stated councils at Odd Fellows' Hall,
partisan tyranny and personal ambition,
Cal. Street, (two doors west of Sachs Bros.)
the third sun in each seven suns, at the Sth
run. A cordial invitation to all brothers in good JACKSONVILLE, OG-JNT-
and an object of selfish greed. It is a
standing.
D. CRONEMILLER, S.
E are determined not to be undersold by any scandal aud reproach upon free institu­
Jos. H. H yzer , C. of R.
house in this county. Don’t spend a dol­ tions, and breeds a demoralization dan­
lar without first calliug to sec our stock and prices.
ENGINEER, ... HENRY PAPE.
gerous to the perpetuity of republican
CARO A RAUM.
government.
Ashland, May 17tb, 1S72.
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Sixth—We therefore regard a thorough
HOICE CIGARS AND LIQUORS CON-
reform of the civil service one of the most
stantly on hand. The reading-table is also
pressing necessities of the hour; honesty,
well supplied with Eastern periodicals and leading
capacity and fidelity constitute the only
papers of the Coast.
valid claims to public employment; that
the offices of the Government cease to be
a matter of favoritism and patronage;
THROUGH TICKETS, I2j CENTS.
AS permanently located on the Fort Lane
and
that public station become again a
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Ranch, two miles north of Willow Springs,
post
of honor. To this end it is impera­
and offers his professional servicos to the people of
TREADWELL
&
CO.,
tively
required that no President shall be
Jaekson and Josephine counties.
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a candidate for re-election.
Agricultural Warehouse A General
Dr. L. T. DAVIS,
Seventh—The public credit must be sa­
credly maintained, and we denounce re-
<*f&oe»Oxi Fino stroot,
9 pudiation in every form and guise.
DEPOT,
! Eighth—A speedy return to specie pay­
Opposite t he Old
FOR FARMERS, MINERS, MILLMEN, Ac. Desiring to close his business in Jacksonville, of­ ment is demanded alike by the highest
fers his entire stock of
considerations of commercial morality
and honest government.
A rkansas L ivery S table ,
Importers and Wholesale Dealers in
Ninth—We remember with gratitude
Hardware, Portable Engines, Mills,
the
heroism and sacrifices of the soldiers
Jacksonville, Oregon.
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
CONSISTING OF
and sailors of the Republic, and no act of
Woodworking ami Iron-working Machinery,
ours shall ever detract from their justly
DR. W. JACKSON,
Miners’, Engineers’ and Mechanics’
earned fame or the full rewards of their
Tools, Mill Supplies, etc., etc.
DEKTIST.
patriotism.
At the ) Cor. Market and Fremont Sts.
Tenth—We are opposed to all further
SAN FRANCISCO.
LL styles of plate work made—such as Old Stand, J [7m3]
Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes, Hard­ grants of lands to railroads or other cor­
Gold, Silver, platina, Alumnium and Rub­
ware, Groceries, Ac., Ac.,
porations. The public domain should be
ber plates. Special attention given to Children’s
held sacred to actual settlers.
teeth. Ether Spray used in extracting.
AT COST AND FREICHT,
Wil] visit Ashland on the 1st of March annually ;
Eleventh—We hold that it is the duty
also Kerbyville on the 4th Monday in October.
of the Government, in its intercourse
▼ with foreign nations, to cultivate the
Call and examine specimen work.
HIS popular resort, under the new manage­
Affieeoer. Cal. A 5th street; residence opposite
friendship of peace by treating with all
ment, is furnishing the best brands of
Court House.
no3c
on fair and equal terms, regarding it alike
liquors at
dishonorable either to demand what is
Twelve and a half Cents: a Drink.
■ I will also soli my brick store on Oregon not right, or to submit what is wrong.
iUJS'
street, and dwelling house on California
Twelfth—For the promotion and suc­
MORRIS MENSOR.
The "New State” has been elegantly refitted, street.
cess of these vital principles, and the sup­
HE UNDERSIGNED HAVE ESTABLISH-
Jacksenrille, Ogn., May 17th, 1872. [20tl33
aa a Real Estate Agency in connection with and is now one of the finest resorts in town. Two
port of the candidates nominated by this
billiard tables are provided for the lovers of this
their Law Office, and are prepared to buy and sell
convention, we invite and cerdially wel­
game.
The
bar
is
furnished
with
the
choicest
real estate in this and adjoining counties. Records
come the co-operation of all patriotic cit­
searched and abstracts of title prepared with dis­ Brandies, Wines, Cigars, Ac., and the reading ta­
izens, without regard to previous politi­
bles
with
Eastern
periodicals
and
leading
papers
of
patch and accuracy. Parties at a distance can
Coast.
C. W. SAVAGE, Prop’r.
cal affiliations.
communicate with us by addressing
S. F. CHAPIN, M. D.,
CARO & BAUM,
COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL “ DRY GOODS,
CLOTHING,
BOOTS &. SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
H
CROCKERY & GLASSWARE,
T
RAILROAD SALOON.
W
pnsintss Curbs.
DR. L. DANFORTH,
Physician and Surgeon,
C
POSITIVELY SELLING AT COST!
Closing Out Sale !
H
MACHINERY & SUPPLY M. JW ENSOR
MERCHANDISE,
DRY & FANCY GOODS,
A
NEW STATE SALOON.
FOR CASH ONLY
T
REAL ESTATE AGENCY.
T
FAY A REA,
April M, 1871.
C. V. BABI-BR.
Jacksonville, Oregon.
apa22-tf.
B. WAT8OM.
KAHLER A WATSON,
Jacksonville, Jan. ISth, 1872.
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EDWIN " r TPEACOCK?
Plantation Bitters!
S. T—1860—X.
Fresco, Scene, Hoose, Sign, Carriage
T heir O bject .—What object can the
Radicals in Congress have in wanting to
extend the operations of the Ku-Klux
Act a year beyond its present limitation,
asks the St. Louis Times, except to retain
in the hands of the President, for cam-
paign uses, the authority to suspend the
writ of habeas corpus f It is universally
admitted by impartial and truly patriot­
ic men of all parties and sections, that
no earthly necessity exists, or ever exist­
ed, for continuing this arbitrary authori­
ty in the Executive keeping a week, or a
day, or an hour longer. It ceases, by the
terms of the Act, at the end of tho pres­
ent session. Its perpetuation to the final
adjournment of the Forty-second Con­
gress would be a partisan disgrace of the
age. The question will come up in a few
days, and a desperate effort be made to
carry it through in the interest of the
Administration.
This wonderful vegetable
Attorney and Ceunsellor-at-Law,
restorative is the sheet-an­
chor of the feeble and debil­
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON,
itated. As a tonic and cor­
Will practice in the Supreme Court, District, and
AVING
permanently
located
in
Jacksonville,
other Courts of this State.
dial for the aged and languid
OFFICE—In building formerly occupied by 0. H I would respectfully inform the public that
I
am
prepared
to
do
all
kinds
of
painting
known
to
it has no equal among stom­
Jacobs—opposite Court House square.
the art, and in a style not surpassed on the Coast.
All work WARRANTED satisfactory.
Par­ achics. As a remedy for the
JAMM D. BAT.
»•
REA-
ticular attention paid to graining and marbling.
FAY A REA
Shop two doors above Franco-American Hotel. nervous weakness to which
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E. W. PEACOCK.
Attorneys and Counseliors-at.Law,
women are especially subject,
OFFICE— In Court Hons«, up stairs.
QUICK SALES“ it is superseding every other
Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts
stimulant. In all climates—
of this State.
tropical, temperate or frigid W illiams to be R emoved for I n ­
Profits,
Particular attention paid to the collection And Small
—it acts as a specific in every capacity .—Tho following appeared in
of Claims against the Federal and State Govern-
meats, the Entry of Lands under the Pre-emption
tho N. Y. Herald, a Grant paper, a few
species of disorders which un­ days
and Homestead Laws, and to the Entry of Mineral
“
IS
MY
MOTTO.»
ago, and shows that Flaxbrake does
Lodes under the recent Act of Congress. 1 tf.
dermines the bodily strength not stand very high as a legal gentleman
in Washington:
AM SELLING A SUPERIOR ARTICLE
of Saddles and Harness cheaper than ever was and breaks down the animal
A Washington telegram, dated May
I offered before in Jacksonville. "Seeing is believ spirit.
THE TABLE ROCK SALOON. ing.
­
9th, says that the removal of U. S. Attor­
” Give me a oall before purchasing else­
—AND—
Wintjen & HelmSj Proprietors.
Oregon St., next to Odd Fellow«’ Building.
essrs , wintjen a helms beg to
M
where.
They will bo happy to have their friends "«nil
and smile.”
English Ale and Porter,
together with the finest brands of liquors and oi-
gan always on hand.
60 Points of Billiards for Drinks.
April let, 1870-__________________ aprl-tf.
I LL KINDS OF JOB PRINTING neatly
A and cheaply executed at the T imes Printing
Office. 8end in jour orders.
_____
REPAIRING
done with neatness and dispatch.
vln2
JERRY NUNAN.
inform their friends and the public generally
that they have thoroughly refitted their saloon,
and reduced the price of liquora to
12 1-a CE1NTS.
____
HUNTERS’EMPORIUM!
For Mau and Beast
Probably few articles have ever had so extensive
a sale, while none have been more universally ben­
eficial than the celebrated MEXICAN MUSTANG
CALIFORNIA STREET, (Opposite U. 8. Hotel,) LINIMENT. Children, Adults, Horses, and Do­
mestic Animals, are always liable to accident, and
it is safe to say that no family can pass a single
JACXSONVXU1I» O&SGOST.
season without some kind of an emollient being
necessary. It becomes a matter of importance
LWAYS on hand the best stock of patent and then to secure the best.
home-made Rifle and Shot Guns, single and
Over three hundred livery stables in the city of
double; Revolvers of the latest patents ; Pocket
New York alone are using the Mexican Mustang
Pistols, neat, small and powerful; Derringers, the Liniment, in all of which it gives unusual satisfac­
latest and best. Also the best Powder and Powder tion.
—
Flasks; all sort of Shot and Pouches; Caps, „ Caution.— The genuine is wrapped in a fine
Wads, and everything in the Sportman’s line. Steel Plate engraving with "G. W. Westbrook
The above goods are all of the best quality, and Chemist.” and "Trada Mark, A merica » M ustaxci
will be sold cheaper than the cheapest,
All L iximext ,” engraved across the wrapper. The
orders promptly filled. Repairing done promptly whole bears the proprietor’s private United 8tates
and in good style.^£51-
Revenue Stamp, and not a common stamp, as. used
JOHN MILLER.
by druggists.
L tox M
" anuvactubing
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Co.,
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Jacksonville, Sept. 9th, 1871.
53 Park Place, N.Y.
A
ney-General Williams is only a question
of time, and that his successor has been
selected. Williams, since he has been in
the Cabinet, has proved himself incapa­
ble of conducting the affairs of his office
satisfactory to the President, or to the
bulk of the party at large. His removal
may be looked for soon after the adjourn­
ment of the Philadelphia Convention.
A jury in North Carolina, after being
“charged” in the usual way by his Hon­
or, retired, when a white juror ventured
to ask a colored associate if he understood
the charge of the Judge. “Golly,” ask­
ed the astonished amendment, “he doesn’t
charge us nufifin fur dat, does he ? Why,
I thought we were gwine to git de pay.”
J osh B illings says the difference be­
tween a blunder and a mistake is.this:
When a man puts down a bad umbrella
and takes up a good one, that is a mis­
take ; but when he puts down a good one
and takes upa bad one,he makes a blunder.
.$3 OS
First Insertion, (ten lines or less)
$1 6»
For each week thereafter..................
A liberal deduction from the above rates will be
made on quarterly and yearly advertiseBients.
JOB PRINTING.
Every variety of Job Work executed with
ness and dispatch, at reasonable rates.
bh I-
MS' LEGAL TENDERS taken at current
rates for subscription.
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1872.
PHYSICIAN & SURCEON,
F ibst JrnciAL D istrict .—Circuit Judge, P.
P. Prim ; Prosecuting Attorney, H. K. Hanns.
OGN.
JacieoH CoKM/y—Circuit Court, Second Monday JACKSONVILLE,
tn February and November. County Court, first
Monday in each month.
H
e
In T he D emocratic T imes will be charged at
the following rates
A PLUNDERED PEOPLE.
CHEERING NEWS.
From all parts of the State we hear the
The system of robbery and persecution
most
cheering news. Our friends every­
practiced towards the Southern people for
seven years is a scandal on republican where are fully awake to the importance
government and a reproach to the Amer­ of the issues involved in this political
ican name. It is especially a disgrace to contest; the Democracy are fully arous­
the country, says the New York Sun, ed. We shall increase our vote very con­
that the adventurers who have preyed siderably in Eastern Oregon, as compar­
upon the conquered and defenceless com­ ed to the vote of two years ago; and in
munities of the South, without mercy or the counties in the Willamette Valley,
oompunction, have steadily received sup­ our friends—with the aid of a great many
thinking Republicans—fully apprised of
port from the Administration.
Few persons in. the North have an ad­ the dangers which threaten their com­
equate idea of the enormous burdens im­ mercial liberties, will do much better for
posed upon the Southern States, already the Democratic ticket tlian they have ev­
impoverished by the ravages of a long er before done. In the Southern and
and devastating war, in order to afford coast counties,our friends say, everything
the carpet-bag politiciansan opportunity looks considerably better than two yean
of enriching themselves at the people’s ago. There Is among the Republicans,
expense. Not until an indignant people everywhere, a feeling of profound dissat­
hurl Grant’s Administration from power isfaction with the existing state of things
shall we know the full extent of the in the country. They can no longer shut
wrongs that have been perpetrated in the their eyes to the enormous corruption«
Southern States. Robbers naturally en­ and stupendous rascalities which pervade
deavor to conceal their spoils, and so long the whole administration, in all its de­
as the carpet-bag thieves have the con­ partments, from the President, who sends
trol of most of the State Governments in his son at the public expense to make
the South, and aro supported in their in­ the tour of Europe, down through all the
iquities by the authorities in Washing­ ramifications of the public business. The
ton, it is idle to suppose that all their people feel that a change is needed, and
frauds will be exposed. The revelations they are resolved to try a change. Our
made, however, in the report of the Ku- Democratic friends, talking with their
Klux Committee, of whom a majority Republican neighbors, find out this state
are Radicals, though probably short of of feeling, and it inspires them with re­
the truth, will be likely to astonish fair- newed courage and hope. Let our friends
do their duty, and a glorious triumph
mined men in the North.
From this report it appears that in the awaits us in June. Above all, spread
ten States where carpet-baggers have had good Democratic newspapers among the
full sway, their debts and liabilities since people. They are the power which does
the close of the war have increased by the more to promote the cause of truth and
enormous sum of nearly two hundred and justice, to impart correct information to
fifty millions of dollars. Texas, which the people, than all other means com­
owed nothing in 1861, now owes $17,000,- bined.— Portland Herald.
000. Georgia has increased her debt in
B ald H eads , A ttention I—Ho! all
about ten years from three millions to ye bald hoads, take courage and smile at
fifty millions, of which six millions was the frequent summer fly. A new remedy
clear stealing. South Carolina lias in­ for baldness has been found. It is no new
curred thirty-five millions of dollars of lotion that is to bring back the hairs of
debt, through the mismanagement and their youth and innocence, but a system
fraud of her mongrel government. Ala­ of planting hairs on the smooth skin of
bama shows an increase exceeding thirty the head, exactly as cabbages are set out
millions. Arkansas, in like manner, has in a garden. A discoverer, whose name
added over fifteen millions to her debt; cannot long be concealed from a grateful
and the little State of Florida, whose en­ world, has invented a plan of replanting
tire real and personal estate is valued at the hair where it is lost. As plants grow,
about thirty millions of dollars, owes so
does the hair. It is rooted and thrives
about fifteen millions—one half of her as­ ! like
a vegetable. The operation of restor­
sessed wealth. In the other States a ing hair
is very simple: Put healthy hairs
similar state of facts exist.
into
the
eyes of needles, and draw the
Wherever Grant’s carpet-baggars have needles through
the upper skin, the epi­
had power, there has been, without ex­ dermis ; being drawn
through, the hairs
ception, extravagant, wasteful expendi­
are
left
in
the
skin,
as
may be
ture and shameless plunder; and in or­ left in any material by a a thread
stitcher.
The
der to keep these Vultures in control of roots, which have been extracted with
affairs, Grant asks Congress to allow him their bulbs complete, are brought under
to use further unconstitutional methods
the epidermis. The surface so operated
of overawing the people by the exercise on
is protected at first by a linen band,
of military force and the extension of bay­
but
the hairs soon take root, grow and
onet rule, and his supporters in and out flourish.
It is not stated whether having
of Congress endeavor to procure legisla­
the
skin
punctured
in this way is disa­
tion which will enable his creatures to
greeable,
and
how
often
is fatal. If it
manipulate the ballot-box* It is no won­ is a success, the plan has it many
advanta­
der that the Claytons, the Scotts, the
Clarks, the Bullocks, the Blodgetts, the ges ; one can have any color of hair he
Holdens and all their kind ardently de­ may select, and he can plant a variety of
sire Grant’s re-election, for it would be colors, and thus make his appearance
impossible that any other President striking and beautiful.
could ever be induced to support and pro­
P revention of S mall P ox . —A Ger­
tect the rascals as he has done.
man physician is said to have lately
T he B oston M usical J ubilee .—For stated the theory that the fearful disease
the benefit of our country cousins and of small pox originates from an excess of
those living in provincial cities of New I albumenous matter in the blood, and
York and Chicago, who desire to know’ that this is to be prevented by the ad­
how we are going to put through Gil­ ministration of common salt. It is fur­
more’s grand musical jubilee, says a Bos­ ther added that he holds views as fol­
lows :
ton paper, we would say as follow’s :
The habits of children in indulging
Everything will be done on a grand
scale. The chromatic scale will be noth­ over-freely in sweetmeats is one great
cause of this undue development of albu­
ing to the w’eigh it will be managed.
Gun powder and nitro-glycerine will be men, and coffee and tea, if highly sugar­
employed to blow the organ, and a trum­ ed, tend also to excite it in adults. An
pet blast may be expected by the same organic acid, such as lemon juice, is the
best means of freeing the blood when
agency.
clogged
up with too much albumen, and
All the leading bankers are now em­
by
taking
these simple remedies in tho
ployed in preparing rolls for the drums.
way
of
precaution,
he has, for upwards
Skilled navigators have been sent out
of
twelve
years,
frequented
or taken up
to bring Cape Horn, and George Francis
his
abode
in
the
jnost
pestilential
small
Train has been engaged to blow it.
pox
hospitals
of
Europe
and
South
The Trumpet of Fame is expected to be
America with entire impunity.
present if it is not played out.
There will be overtures by dry goods
H ash .—Hash is made of cast-off vit-
drummers.
tles,
and haz done more to advance the
New York Judges will not be admitted human
race than any other kind of mixed
to the orchestra as instruments of the food. For breakfast, a small tenderline
Tammany “ring.”
some ham and eggs, four baked po­
Sixteen locomotives will whistle Yan­ stake,
tatoes,
a plate of buttered toast, some
kee Doodle with the bell accompani­ slapjaks,-»
No. 1 mackerel, two cups of
ment.
coffee,
and
some
hash—is good. I wor­
The Heidleburg tunnel has been con­ ship hash this way
better’n any other.
tracted for the bass drum, and four ele­
I
hev
seen
hash
myself
that I had my
phant skins are now being dressed for it;
doubts
about,
but
I
eat
it
—
and still live.
and, in the place of sticks, twosteampile
I
love
hash
—
from
principle
—and this is
drivers will be used.
my
rule
:
I
watch
tho
landlady,
and if
The Chinese national hymn will be she eats it, I “take some more hash.
”
performed by the band of the Emperor of This is what makes me so popular at all
China, who aro expected in junks. In
boarding houses where I live.— [Josh
their absence three hundred cats and the
Billings.
sixty saw-filers have been secured to pre­
vent disappointment.
G rant ’ s R ule .—The Wilmington (Ji.
There will be a number of celebrated C.) Star refers pleasantly to the present
airs—the contesting heir to the Tich- outcroppings of the Grant rule, in these
borne estate is anxious to be present if words :
he can get beyond a few bars.
“Frauds in the Custom-house, frauds
Finally, Mr. Gilmore will give a new in the P. O. Department, frauds in the
version of the March of Progress with Treasury, frauds here, there, everywhere.
full orchestral and vocal accompani­ Bribes of Congressmen, bribes of under­
ment.
officials, bribes of the President himself,
A rtemus W ard alludes to a very in the shape of presents. Thieveries,
slow railroad as breeder of injustice, and speculations, jobs?stealings, plunderings,
tells of a convict who was started to go to robberies—and if there is any other name
jail at the end of the road, but got so old for corruption, that. Sneak meanness,
while going that he didn’t answer the de­ open villainy, high-handed crime. Al­
scription when he got there. Speaking mighty and illimitable scoundrelism.
of the same road, he once told the con­ Oceans of corruption and mountains of
ductor that the cow-catcher ought to be vice.”
on the other end—there the danger lay.
R ecipe from H orace . — Greeley
“You can’t overtake a cow,” he said, writes
to a confectioner in Boston that
“but what’s to hinder one walking in the in making calves-foot jelly the Durham
back door and biting the passengers?”
breed should always be selected. Take a
live calf, place the hind feet in a com
O n Washington’s birthday a tipsy Dan­ mill, and then commence to turn, and
bury man braced himself against a lamp­ the jelly will flow out in its crude state.
post, and exclaimed: “Merciful heav­ Collect this in a pan and throw away the
en ! can it be possible that that great calf.
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and good man is dead ?”
A prosperous merohant has this for
M ental P hilosoph Y.-What is mind? his motto: Early to bed, early to rise J
No matter. What is matter? Never never get tight, and advertise.
mind. What is the nature of the soul ?
It is immaterial.
A bath for everybody—Sab-bath.
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