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PHYSICIAN & SURCEON,
F irst JcntctAL D istrict .—Circuit Judge. P.
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JACKSONVILLE,
Jackton County— Circuit Court, Second Monday
in February and November. County Court, first
Monday in each month.
THE CHRONICLES OF THE BOLT
ERS.
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CHAPTER I.
1. And it came to pass that the people
%
of Jaxon met together in the second year
when Grover, the Salemite, was Gover
Office at the former millinery store of the nor over the land of Oregon, to choose
Cowaty Officer»— Judge, L. J. C. Duncan ;
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Clerk, Silas J. Day ; Sheriff, Henry Klippci; Misses Kent, U. S. Hotel,
their rulers, and they assembled accord
Deputy Sheriff, E. D. Foudray ; Treasurer. Jehn
Neuber ; Assesa*r, David Redpath ; County Com
ing to their tribes in the land of Table
missioners, John S. Herrin. Thomas Wright;
rock, and Ashland, and in Jaxonville,
School Superintendent, Win. M. Turner; Survey
and
in all the borders of Jaxon.
or, J. S. Howard ; Coroner. L. Ganung.
PHYSICIAN & SURCEON,
2. And when their lots were cast and
Jatktonmlle Prteinct.— Justice of the Peace,
JACKSONVILLE, OGN.
James R. Wade; Constable, N. Stephenson.
were counted, behold the children of De
Town of Jacktoneille.— Trustees, James A. Wil
mocracie utterly rejected the followers of
son, N. Fisher, H. V. Helms, John Bilger and
Joneros
and Bilown, and chose the men
David Linn : Recorder, U. S. Hayden ; Treas
urer, Henry Pape ; Marshal. James P. McDaniel;
Office and residence at Ryan's brick build of Bedrok to rule over them.
Street Commissioner, Peter Bosehey.
ing, Third street between California and Main.
3. And Joneros, who is likewise called
JOSBPHIXK COCXTY.
Dad,
and Bilown, and James, the Major,
County Officer».— Judge, J. B. Sifers ; Sheriff,
Daniel L. Green ; Clerk. Charles Hughes ; Asses
and Isaac and Solomon, who are also call
sor, R. E. Foley; Treasurer. Win. Naucke;
ed Bags, and Jacob, the contractor, and
( kept ox the evropean plan ,)
Commissioners, Thomas G. Patterson. H. Wood-
eoek; School Superintendent, R. R. Middles-
Bilhide, and David, the carpenter, and
Corner of Stark and Front Streets,
worth.
Jimkneel, whom the people in derision
Jotepkint County.— Circuit Court, 2d Monday
OREGON called lawyer, waxed exceeding wroth,
in April and Fourth Monday in October. County PORTLAND,
■Court, First Monday in January, April, July and
and their anger was greatly kindled
ZIEBER <t- HOLTOX, PROPRIETORS.
October.
against the men of Bedrok, and they
January 7-tf.
went up into the Pinto temple to mourn
New Boot and Shoe Shop, in secret.
4. Then saith Jacob, the contractor:
Cal. Street, (two doors east of P. 0.,)
“
Behold
the people reject us, even as it
JACKSONVILLE LODGE No. 10
JACKSONVILLE, OON. was said in the newspaper, called the
olds its regular meetings on
T imes —they have spewed us out as un
every Saturday evening at the Odd Fellows’
clean. All the shekels we had have we
Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to
attend.
NEWMAN FISHER. N. G.
F1N1IE undersigned, having permanently located spent, and all the whisky that we have
ISAAC SACHS, R. Sec y.
I
in Jacksonville, respectfully informs the provided have these people drunk, and
Regular Rebekah Degree meeting, last Monday public that ho is prepared to do all kinds of work
sight of each month, at 7| o’clock p. m.
in the boot, and shoe-making line. Satisfaction then went straightway and cast their lots
vlnl.
guaranteed.
[6tfj
M. CATON.
for the men of Bedrok. Verily my soul
Oregonian, Pocahontas. Tribe No. 1, Im
is sick, and my heart hath melted in the
proved Order of Red Men,
midst of my bowels. I will arise and go
OLD their stated councils at Odd Fellows' Hall,
unto the land of Klamath, where the offi
Cal. Street, (two doors west of Sachs Bros.)
the third sun in each seven suns, at the 8th
run. A cordial invitation to all brothers iu good JACKSONVILLE, OGUST-
cers will give contracts for hay and grain,
standing.
D. CRONEMILLER. S.
and all manner of things, and peradven-
Jos. II. II tzer , C. of R.
HENRY PAPE. ture, I may get a contract and gain great
ENGINEER, -
riches, and make myself even on this
thing.”
piIOICE CIGARS AND LIQUORS CON-
5. And Bilhidespake and said : “I will
stantly on hand. The realing-table is also
DR. L. DANFORTH, L
well supplied with Eastern periodicals and leading arise and saddle mine ass, and go with
thee.”
papers of the Coast.
6. And Jimkneel waxed wroth and
Physician and Surgeon,
cursed, because he thought that Bilhide
THROUGH TICKETS, 12J CENTS.
meant to saddle him. But Bilhide meant
AS permanently located on the Fort Lane
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an ass with four legs.
Ranch, two miles north of Willow Springs,
and offer« his professional services to the people of
7. And the rest said : “Behold we desire
TREADWELL & CO., greatly
Jackson and Josephine counties.
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to flee with thee, O, Jacob, but
Agricultural Warehouse <fc General
we
cannot.
Our enemies have triumph
Dr. L. T. DAVIS,
ed, and we are cast down. But we can
not flee into the mountains of Hepsidam,
<9fHoo--On X»ixxe stroct,
or any other mountains, for they are too
DEPOT,
far from the house of Henry, the publi
Opposite t he Old
FOR FARMERS, MINERS, MILLMEN, Ac.
can, and we will perish of thirst, utterly,
for want of the strong waters he provid-
A rkansas L i V kry S table
Importers and Wholesale Deniers in
eth. Let our blessings attend thee.”
Hardware, Portable Engines, Mills.
8. And James, the Major, opened his
Jacksonville, Oregon.
A GRICULTl IL 1 L IM PL EM ESTS,
mouth and spake, saying: “My ¿leasing
Woodworking and I^>n-working Machinery, on thee, oh Jacob, son of Ish. May the
DR. W. JACKSON,
Miners’, Engineers’ and Mechanics’
contracts thou gettest increase thy riches
Tools, Mill Supplies, etc., etc.
a thousand-fold ; may thy garners be
ZDZEISTTIST.
At the ) Cor. Market and Fremont Sts.
tilled with grain, and thy barns be filled
SAN FRANCISCO.
LL styles of plate work made—such as Old Stand,) [7ni3]
with hay, and thy purse with shekels.
Gold, Silver, Platina. Alutunium and Rub
But remember, oh Jacob, if thou gettest
ber plates.
Special attention given to Children’ NEW
s
STATE
SALOON.
a
good thing, I am in with thee; for I,
teeth. Ether Sprav used in extracting.
too,
have lost many shekels, and have
.Will visit Ashland on the 1st of March annually ;
lost
much
riches, and love fat contracts
also Kerbyville on the 4th Monday in October.
muchly.”
Call and examine specimen work.
HIS popular resort, nnder the new manage
Office oor. Cal. A 5th street; residence opposite
9. And they said with one accord :
ment, is furnishing the best brands of
Court House.
no.lc
“
Grief
is but a dry thing, and talking
liquors at
maketh our tongues cleave unto the roofs
of our mouths with thirst; let us go down
Twelve and a half Cents a Drink.
to the house of Henry, the publicau, and
wrestle with the whisky that he hath be
The
“
New
State
”
has
been
elegantly
refitted,
HE UNDERSIGNED HAVE ESTABLISH-
hind
the bar.”
and
is
now
one
of
the
finest
resorts
in
town.
Two
e, a Real Estate Agency in connection with
billiard tables are provided for the lovers of this
10. And they arose and went forth.
their Law Office, and are prepared to buy and sell
real estate in this and adjoining counties. Records game. The bar is furnished with the choicest
CHAPTER II.
searched and abstracts of title prepared with dis Brandies, Wines, Cigars, Ac., and the reading ta
1. And it came to pass after they had
patch and accuracy. Parties at a distance can bles with Eastern periodicals and leading papers of
Coast,
,
C. W. SAVAGE, I’rop’r.
drunk much and had become drunken,
communicate with us by addressing
Jacksonville, Jan. 18th, 1872.
3tf
that they waxed valiant, and said one to
FAY A REA.
Jacksonville, Oregon.
another : “Let us fight the men of Bed
April 22, 1871.
aps22-tf.
EDWIN R. PEACOCK, rok.”
2. And it came to pass in those days
<C. W. KABLRR.
K. B. WATSON.
Fresco, Scene, House, Sign, Carriage that George, the son of Bills, who is also
KAHLER & WATSON,
called Phlaxbreak, cometh unto the land
of Jaxon from a far-off country, even
—AND—
from the city called Washington ; and
Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law,
George was of the tribe of Rhadikils, and
was one of thechief counsellors of Grant,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
the tanner, who was the Chief Ruler of
Will practice in the Supreme Court, District, and
the Land of Unkelpsalm, and was great
AVING permanently located in Jacksonville, amongst the Grantites and Rhadikils.
other Courts of this State.
I would respectfully inform the public that
OFFICE—In building formerly occupied by 0.
8. And when George, the son Of Bills,
I
am
prepared
to do all jvinds of painting known to
Jacobs—opposite Court House square.
was
sat down in the city of Jaxonville,
the art. and in a style not surpassed on the Coast.
Cornelius,
the money-changer, and Na
All
work
WARRANTED
satisfactory.
Par
JAMES D. FAT.
D. B. REA.
ticular attention paid to graining and marbling. thaniel, the cordwainer, who is also call
FAY & REA
Shop two doors above Franco-American Hotel. ed the Political Cobbler, and Billy Alc-
Stf
E. W. PEACOCK.
quacheek, who were all of the tribe of
Attorneys and Counsellors-atsLaw,
Rhadikils, came unto him and bowed
OFFICE—In Court Honse, up stairs.
themselves unfo him, and spake, saying:
“Behold the children of Democracie
Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts
have rejected Phe followers of Bilown and
of this State.
Joneros, and have chosen the men of
Particular attention paid to the collection
Bedrok. Thy servants know that Bil
•f Claims against the Federal and State Gorern-
own and Joneros will sell out to us, even
ments, the Entry of Lands under the Pre-emption
as Judas Iscariot did in the days of Pon
*nd Homestead Laws, and to the Entry of Mineral
“
IS
MY
MOTTO.
”
tius Pilate, but they have not the after
Lodes nnder the recent Act of Congress.
1 tf.
grace which Judas had, to hang them
AM SELLING A SUPERIOR ARTICLE selves for doing it. They are men given
OimW
of Saddles and Harness cheaper than ever was over utterly to corruption of heart, and
offered before in Jacksonville. “Seeing is believ
their
souls are filled with spite, and mal
ing.” Give me a call before purchasing else ice, and hatred of the men of Bedrok.
Wintjen & HeimSj Proprietors. where.
They will unite with us to break down
REPAIRING
the rule of the children of Democracie in
Oregon St., next to Odd Fellows’ Building.
the land of Jaxon, if we give them a dep
uty-ship apiece, for their love of office
done with neatness and dispatch.
vln2
JERRY NUNAN.
surpasses the love that Jonathan, the son
essrs , wintjen a helms beg to
inform their friends and the public generally
of Jesse, bore unto David.”
that they have thoroughly refitted their saloon,
4. And when George, who is also call
and reduced the price of liquors to
ed Phlaxbreak, heard what they had said,
he was exceeding glad, and he spake,
12 1-2 CZEJNTTS. CALIFORNIA STREET, (Opposite U. S. Hotel,) saying: “Behold my master, even Grant,
the tanner, will rejoice to hear this thing.
They will be happy to have their friends “call
JACKlOmnLlB, ORIGOS • Come, now, let us take counsel together.
and smile.*’
Thou knowest, oh my children, that the
LWAYS on hand the best stock of patent and children of Democracie did defeat me for
home-made Rifle and Shot Guns, single and
English Ale and Porter,
Cenataur, and my master greatly desireth
double ; Revolvers of the latest patents ; Pocket
Pistols, neat, small and powerful; Derringers, the me to be Cenataur for the land of Oregon.
together with the finest brands of liquors and oi- latest and best. Also the beat Powder and Powder But a few days, and thy synagogue will
gara always on hand.
Flasks; all sort of Shot and Pouches; Caps, assemble to choose their rulers. Let thy
Wads, and everything in the Sportman’a line. chief men come unto me, and I will tell
50 Points of Billiards for Drinks. The above goods are all of the beat quality, and
them what to do.” And Cornelius, and
will be sold cheaper than the cheapest.
All
April lat, 1870.
aprl-tf.
orders promptly filled. Repairing done promptly Nathaniel, and Billy Alequacheek arose
and departed.
n. KINDS OF JOB PRINTING neatly and in good style.
5. And it came to pass that Joneros, and
and cheaply executed at the T imex Printing
.
JOHN MILLER.
Bilown,
and Isaac and Solomon, who are
Office. Send in your orders.
Jacksonville, Sept. 9th, 1871.
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OGN.
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RAILROAD SALOON.
H
^nsintss Caròs.
H
MACHINERY & SUPPLY
A
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REAL ESTATE AGIiMY.
T
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QUICK SALES
And Small Profits,
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HUNTERS’EMPORIUM!
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NO. 21
TB' LEG AL TENDERS taken at curren<
rates for subscription.
called Bags, and Bilhide, and Janies, the friends for Chief Accuser, that the people honest to their party, and if we make
Major, and Jimkneel, came unto the might lose the shekels which ought to be them our rulers they will be dishonest
chief men of the Rhadikils, and saith un paid on the bond of Joseph, the “chicken unto us. Away with them !”
to them: “Give us, we pray thee, offices pie” man. But will not the men of Bed-
rok—even the children of Democracie— TO THE DEMOCRACY OF OREGON.
upon thy ticket, as thou didst in 1870.”
sjieak
unto the people of the ten-dollar
6. And the chief men of the Rhadikils
greenback
that thou stolest when green The undersigned deems it to be his du
said: “Nary time. Ye and your kind
came near bringing down ruin upon our backs were thirty-two cents on the shek ty, as Chairman of the Democratic State
heads two years ago; wc want no more el, and of the money that thou sunkest Central Committee, to urge upon the
of it in ours. But go ye and draw out when collecting for the newspaper—even Democracy throughout the State, and
from among the men of Bedrok, and get the Albany Democrat— and how thou espicially upon the Democratic Execu
ye up a ticket of your own, and it shall robbed Cyrus, who is also called Connor, tive Committees of each county, unceas
come to pass that ye will draw oil* from of his horses, and wagon, and money, ing activity and vigilance during the
the men of Bedrok many votes, and will and all that he had when the Philistine, pending canvass; that every precaution
Savage, overtook him at Grant’s Pass, be taken to guard against illegal voting
elect the Rhadikil ticket.”
10. And then Joneros and Bilown said and delivered his wife and baby out of at the election, on the 3d day of June
unto them : “But what will ye give un his hand? Yea, verily, will they. And next, and tliatevery legitimate means bo
to us for doing this thing ? We are ‘on what reply wilt thou make unto tham, employed to protect the individual voter
the make,’ oh men of the tribe of Rhadi oh Jimkneel ?”
from intimidation and coertion, so tha>
32. And Jimkneel held his peace and the purity of the elective franchise may
kil.”
11. And they answered and said unto opened not his mouth.
be preserved, and the free and full Expres
them: “We will put men upon our tick 33- And thechief men of the Rhadikils sion of the jiopular will obtained. It is
et, who are favorable to thee and said : “It is a good thing—a better thing apprehended the efforts will be made,
thine, and will give thee deputy-ships. than four aces.” And they went forth un through improper and illegal means, to
Ye and yours care not for the men who to the house of Henry, the publican, procure a certain result. The lawful vo
go down to the Sanhedrim at Salem, to and behold it was a house flowing with ters of the State, alone have the power
elect a Cenataur; yc care not whether a beer and with whisky, and the Rhadi to determine the popular will as to men
Rhadikil or one of the children of De kils putteth their legs in the laps of the and measures. The Democratic judges
mocracie is chosen Cenataur; ye only Bolters, and the Bolters putteth their legs of election everywhere, should be par
in the laps of the Rhadikils, and one ticularly regardful, and closely examine
care for tte offices that pay.”
12. And they said: “We will do it; but spat down the shirt-collar of the other, and inspect all new comersand strangers
and they were sociable one with the oth presenting themselves to vote, taking
who will ye make Centurion?”
13. And the chief men of the Rhadi er, even until the third hours in the mor note of the name anil residence, so the
kils said : “Behold David, the iron-work ning.
identification may be possible afterward
CHAPTER III.
er, desireth to be Centurion.”
in case it should be requisit. It is not
14. And the children of Dad, the Bolt 1. And it came to pass that on the four only perfectly consistent and proper, but
er, said “Nay. He despiseth us and will teenth of the fourth month, the Bolters the highest duty of all good citizens,
give us no deputy-ships. We wish some assembled together in the upper room of I where they have any knowledge or in
man who will give us a place.”
David, tlie carpenter, and did as they formation ot fraud, or wrong intended to
15. And thechief menot the Rhadikils had said unto the Rhadikils ; for behold be perpetrated on the day of election, or
asked : “What shall we do, then ?”
they said, “Who will we send unto the committed on that day, to enter com
16. And they answered: “Behold there great Sanhedrim at Salem?” and one plaint and cause the arrest of those im
is Thomas, the miller; he dwelleth near Rawles, of Willow Springs, said, “Make j plicated whoever they may be, so that
Bilown, and will give unto Dad or Bil me one, I pray thee. I love notoriety, the ends of justic may be accomplished,
own a deputy-ship.”
and to have my name in the people’s and the majesty of the laws maintained
17. And the Rhadikils said, “So be it.” mouths. I care not how or wherefore inviolate.
D r . J. A. C hapman ,
18. And the Bolters said : “But who I make myself notorious, so I get my
Ch’n Detn. State Central Com.
will ye choose for Scribe ?”
name in the newspapers, and people talk
C heering P rospects —From every
19. And they asked, “Whodoye desire?” of me. Lo, these many years have I
20. And they said: “Behold there is lived at Willow Springs, and no man quarter of the State come the most flat
Patdone, who hath a large farm and can mentioned my name ; and when I would tering prospects of a great Democratic
not leave it; it was he who gave Bilown be a magistrate, the people would not; victory. Already we hear the march of
his place for Centurion two years ago, iu and when I would be a delegate, the peo the victorious army, preparatory to the
the days of fusion. Make him your Scribe, ple neglected me. My notoriety is wan- i bursting forth of the wild huzzas of tri
and he will give to one of us a plaOe.”
ing, and 1 want to keep myself before the | umph. We are a solid column of well
21. And the chief men said, “So be it.” people.” And they said, “So be it.”
disciplined troops, united for a noble
22. And the Bolters said: “Who will ye 2. And Mielleur, whose surname is aim, with a just and honest man fora
make Judge ?”
Isaac, of Ashland, arose and said : “Be leader—Hon. John Burnett. Sprung
23. And the Rhadikils answered and hold, when the children of Democracie from the honest yeomanry of the land,
said : “Even Toleman, the tanner of Ash assembled in their synagogue to choose the people who are all powerful on the
land ; he is a Rhadikil of the straightest I rulers, 1 desired to be a member of the day of election, will send dismay and warn
sect and the people want him ; even the ■ Sanhedrim, at Salem, and went forth and ing to the Philadelphia Convention, and
whole tribe of Rhadikils desire him.”
I bought me fine garments of black cloth, I give the officeholders there assembled to
24. And Bilown said unto them : “Tole and of a decent cut; but the children of understand that the shackles of military
man, of Ashland, is ‘played out;’ what Bedrok despised my fine garments, and Presidents will not bind their free limbs.
will it profit me if he be Judge ? 1 tell rejected me ; and now, if thou givest me In Yamhill the Radicals are all discor
ye, oh Rhadikils, I want a man to put not the place, behold my store-clothes will dant ; in Washington county the best
money in my purse. If Toleman is cho- I be a dead loss unto me.” And they said, posted Republicans say that Tom Cor
sen Judge, and the County Court build a 1 “Thou shalt not utterly lose thy store nelius* is sure to meet with overwhelm
Temple of Justice—even a Court House clothes. We will present thee to the ing defeat. In Multnomah, the honest
and prison—costing many shekels—even public as one of the inen.”
jKjrtion of the party is being scourged
thousands and thousands of the people's 3. And they chose Bury, the fiddler, because it is not willing to be ruled and
money—think ye he will give unto Janies, to be Judge, because be was a good judge ground down by one man, and the feel
the Major, and Joneros, and Jacob the of w hisky, and Lewis, the miner, they ing is becoming so intense between the
contractor, and Isaac and Solomon, like chose Centurion ; and Henry, the publi- two belligérant factions there that defeat
wise called Bags, and me contracts, that . can, chose, they for Treasurer, because stares them in the face. All wc have to
we may gain great riches—even contracts he got all their money for whisky, and do is to be up and doing, if we want the
for brick, and lime, and stone, and iron, they knew he could keep it.
blessings of victory to crown our eftorts.
and lumber, and for carpets, and curtains, 4. And they went out on the highways —Salem Mercury.
and blankets? I tell you he will not. and byways for men to be Scribe and j I
Away with Toleman, of Ashland, and Commissioners and Teacher, but people : G rant ’ s R elations .—The New York
David the iron-worker. Ye laugh in our , said "Nay ; we don’t want any of that in Times charges that the New York Tri
beards when ye spake unto us of these ’ ours. Away with it!” So they chose bune repeats “the old slanders against
men who despised us. Give unto us this i James, the servant of Jerrimartin, for Gen. Grant’s appointments of relatives
man Ed., who is likewise called Watson, Scribe, and Tomas, who was also called to lucrative offices.” Whereupon the
for Judge; we can run him to suit our in Smythe, they chose for Commissioner. Tribune retorts : “Slanders, do you say ?
terests.”
But Tomas knew them not, and refused ' Let us have no misunderstanding. The
25. And the chief rulers of tlnMihadi- to go with them ; and James, who is Tribune asserts that our most illustrious
kils arose and rent their garments, say likewise called Mielleur, they chose for Presidents have uniformly deprecated
ing: Lo ye are smitten withan evil spir the other; and Fowntin they chose for the appointment of their relatives to
it, and would bring ruin down on our Teacher, but Fowntin knew them not; oflice as wrong and pernicious, and have
heads. This man, of whom ye spake, is and David, of Big Butte, they chose for acted in general accordance with this
but a young boy. He hath neither wife, Surveyor, but he also knew them not ; sentiment. We charge that General
nor children, nor house, nor lands, nor and Willinn, the tooth-carpenter, chose I Grant has, in three years, appointed to
riches, nor anything to make him a per they for Coroner, so that if any more office more persons related to himself
manent man in our midst. The people women commit suicide on his account and his family than all our former Presi
will cry out against us, if wo do this thing, he could hold an inquest himself.
dents did in their eighty years of admin
because the Judgeship is a responsible of 5. And it came to pass, when they istration. And we are confident, but do
fice, and he that holdeth it ought to be a had looked on the list of rulers they had not charge, that that emoluments which
man of age, of a sedate and gravs dispo made, they said, “Brethren, it bringeth to have accrued to Gen. Grant’s relatives
sition, who spendeth not his time play mind the image which Nebuchadnezzar have exceeded those realized by all the
ing the profane games of synche and set up on the plains of Dura, albeit that relatives o^ourpreceding Presidents dur
phreezeout in the houses of the publicans, image had a head of gold and feet of clay, ing their respective terms of office.”
and offering burnt offerings of segars anil and the people fell down and worshipped
A V indication of the D emocracy .
drink offerings of whisky in the late it. Behold, this thing which thou hast
watches of the night. We are sore per set up, hath a head of mud, and a face of —Referring to the recent speeches of
plexed about this thing, and will arise brass, and it is supported on nothing at Senators Trumbull and Schurz and Gov
and go unto George, the son of Bills, and all. Verily I say unto thee, if the people ernor Brown, the Mobile Register says :
take counsel with him.”
were fools, they might fall down and For holding to such doctrines as these
26. And they arose and came unto worship this thing, and yet not be guilty the Democracy have been hooted nt as
George, who is also called Phlaxbreak, of idolatry ; for it is not made in the like fools and knaves, old fogies and traitors.
and told him what Bilown had said, and ness of any graven image, or of any statue But now when danger threatens the cita
all things that had been done.
of iron, or of brass or of stone, nor in the del of American freedom, when the wolf
27. And George said: “What care ye similitude of anything, either in the is at the door, the Democratic vindica
about the Judge ? It is but a small thing. Heavens above or on the earth beneath, tion comes, in the rush of the frightened
Give unto them everything they ask, so I nor in the waters under the earth. It people to the high and firm ground of
they help thee to send men to the Sanhe hath neither brains, tongue nor legs, nor Democratic interpretation of American
drim at Salem, who will elect me Cena principles ; it can neither think, talk, institutions. Is it not a noble compli
taur.
run nor do honestly, and this fight with ment ? Why, these men that come at
28. And the chief men arose and came the children of Democricie will be unto the eleventh hour render it, if justice
unto the Bolters, and said: “We (will us like unto David, the carpenter’s, part were done, should fall upon their knese
give unto thee the men thou hast chosen. ners—we will come out of the concern and beg pardon of the Democracy for the
Now wilt thou help us send Enoch, the all dead broke.”
wrongful abuse they have poured upon
Walker, and Abram, of Goose Lake, and 6. And silence fell upon them like a them. But nothing of the sort is asked.
Nathaniel, the cordwainer, to the Sanhe mantle, and Joneros said, “Behold, Help us even now to save our institu
drim at Salem ?”•
I am athirst. Let us go down unto the tions, and stay this mad rush to central
29. And they said, “Yea; we will do house of Henry, the publican, and wrestle despotism, and the gratitude of the un
this. Behold, ye will not let us join to with Jon Barleycorn ;” and they said, born will be your reward.
gether as you did before, and peradven with one accord, “Your head is level,”
ture it is best we should pot; for many and they arose and departed.
A P arty of young men animatedly
of our followers will not go with us, be 7. And when the people heard what engaged in discussing politics before a
cause they are true children of Democri they had done, they began to say, one to country store attracted the attention of an
cie. But we will pretend, before the peo another, “Is not this man Rawles he who aged agriculturist. “There’s sumthin’ the
ple, that we fight thee, and we will choose worked the land, of the boy Hardin, who matter here,” he observed to his wife;
officers also, as thou hast done, and the is an orphan, and mined for gold, lo, and, drawing his team, he lightly shouted
men of Bedrok have done ; and it shall these many years, and took the gold to a consumptive individual on the out
come to pass, that we will delude the from the land and spent it, and gave not skirts, “What’s a foot ?” “Twelve inches,”
people into casting their lots for them, to the orphan a penny of the gold he was the reply. The aged agriculturist
and thereby many of the children of De had taken? Is not this he ?” And they swore some and drove on.
mocricie will be deceived and thy men said “Yea.” And then they answered
will be chosen.”
and said, with one accord, “Away with
A wretch broke off an engagement
30. And Jimkneel answered and said : him! We want no robber of orphan for the following cogent reasons : “You
“Behold I am with ye, oh Rhadikils, and children to rule over us.”
know a case is a fearful nuisance, andI
if I can, will utterly ruin the children of 8. And they said, “Is not this man always carry my cigars loose in my vest
Democracie for thy sake. Do not ye, I Bury, the fiddler, he who went into the pocket. The necessary amount of affec
pray thee, put up a man against me for synagogue of the children of Democricie, tion toward Molly was awful rough on
Chief Accuser of the people.”
and pledged himself to abide the decis ’em. Never came away from that house
31. And they said: “Nay, we will not; ion thereof as to who should be Judge ?” but every one of ’em was smashs
for if any of us get into trouble with the And one answered “Yea.” And then Couldn’t expect a fellow to waste good
officers of the law, we would rather that the people cried out, with a loud voice, tobacco that way, could you ?”
thou should prosecute us than any other, “Away with him—away with all of
I f you want your virtues enbalmed in
for we know that our escape would be ea them ! They are but breakers of pledges.
Their
words
arc
naught.
They
are
dis-
type,
advertise.
sy. And as thou wast put up by our