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ÖThc Ueinorratic Firnes.
SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 7, ISTI
TUE PltKNIC AT SPR AKER’S WOOD.
TZEI ~p~!
UNK WEED REMEDY,
—OP.—
(Successor to Juntes T. Glenn,)
OREGON RHEUMATIC CURE.
DEALER in
History.
[From “Ilans Breitmann in Europe.”]
At de picknic out in Spraker’s Wood,
Da bier was soft—de gals were good ;
Ondil von feller, vild and rasch,
Called out for a Yankee brandy smash.
A crowd vot vos valkin en de vail
Fell dead ven be hear dis Dootchmann call ;
For he knew dat drouples come, py shinki I
Ven de Dootch go in for Yankee drinks.
De Dootch got ravin droonk ash sin,
Dey smysh de windows out und in ;
Bay bust und bang de bar-room ein.
Und call for a bucket of branutewein.
Avay, avay demseifs dey tloong,
Und a wild infernal lied dey sung :
’Tvas “Tam de wein, and cuss de bier !
Ve ton’t care nix for de dempbrance here I
’•0 keep a pringin juleps in,
Und baldfaca corn dat bnrti like sin ;
Mit apple tods und old Shtone fence,
Vn’ll all get cornered ere ve go hence 1”
Dey dash deir glasses on de ground,
Und dauti dill ’tvas ail to brick-dust ground,
Ven dey hear von man had a ten-tollar note,
De crowd go dead for dat rich man s troat.
A dempbrance chap vot coomed der in,
Vet squanderin out mit hisshell bust in ;
“It’s valk your chalks, you lost your chance,
Dis vot ve call a Dootchman’s dance.”
Boot ven de law, mit his mymridon,
Vaa hear of dese Dootchmen’s earrvins-on,
Dey sent bolicemen, »them and good,
To pull does Dootch in Sparker's Wood.
De Dootch vas all gone roarin mad,
Und dried mit Spraker all dey had ;
Dey sphend ’nuf money to last der life,
Und each vas tanzin mit another man’s wife.
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This remedy is composed of the active principle
of the Unk Weed, Eng.—Thaspiuiu Cordatuni
Originis, Lat.—Indigenous to Oregon. Grows
most abundantly »nd perfectly in Washington Co.
railroad, is worth reading by those who
have had a similar experience, without a
like good humor:
“Twenty minutes for dinner !” shouted
the brakesman as we approached Xenia.
Arrived there, I entered the dining
room and enquired of the waiter :
“What do you have for dinner?”
“Twenty minutes,” was the hurried
reply.
I told him I would try half a dozen
minutes, raw, on the half-shell, just to
Bee how they went. Told him to make a
minute of it on his book. He scratched
his head, trying to comprehend the or­
der, but finally gave it up and waited up­
on some one else.
I approached a man who stood near
the door, with a roll of money in his
hand.
“What do you have for dinner?”
“Haifa dollar,” said he.
I told him that I would take half a dol­
lar, well done. I asked him he couldn’t
send me, in addition, a boiled pocket­
book stuiTed with greenbacks, and seven
thirties garnished with postage stamps
and ten cent scrip. Also a confederate
bond, broken down with lettuce alone
(let us alone.) I would like to wash my
dinner down with National Bank Notes,
on “draft.”
He said they were out of everything
but the bank notes, and he then ordered
the waiter to go to the bank and “draw
some.”
P hiladelphia turns out a batch of
young doctors every moon to prey upon
the people. One of them settled at Ha­
vana, Ills., anil hung out his shingle.
The first ease he had was a boy, who,
while shelling pop-corn, got a kernel in
his wind-pipe. The doctor examined the
case carefully, looked at the patient’s
tongue and then told the father of the
boy to build up a hot fire. When that
was done the doctor told them to take
the boy anti hold him over the fire until
the kernel got hot enough to “pop out.”
The old man went up stairs and got his
shot gun, but while he was loading it the
doctor escaped.
He has a diploma,
though, from a Philadelphia college, and
said he had cured lots of cases in that
way.
A n U nlucky B enedict .—Thos. Fran­
cis, of Albany, has been particularly un­
fortunate in marriage. His first wife
killed herself thirty-four years ago ; nine
years after his second sjrouse ran away
from him and died of destitution in Illi­
nois; six years later his third consort
was drowned. In 1858 his fourth help­
mate was killed, and he having been con­
victed of the murder, was sent to prison for
life, but was pardoned out. In another
decadO the fifth partner of his bosom mys­
teriously disappeared ; and very recently
the sixth wedded idol of his soul sought
peace and oblivion by hanging herself to
a bedpost. The accumulation of years
and experience having made Fancis a
philosopher, he bears his connubial be­
reavement with fortitude.
A young lady writes from Leaven­
worth to the Chief of Police at Kansas
City as follows: “There is a man in
your place named Johnny Bascombe,
who is in love with me, and who was
driven away from our house last week
by my old father, who drives away every
one who comes to court me. Please, for
my sake, find out Johnny and give him
my picture which I inclose to you, and
tell him that I will stick to him, father
or no father, and if you ever come up
here I will come to see you and thank
you. Just tell Johnny that his Julia
sent him the picture, and he will know
it all.”
T he United States harbors thirteen
thousand tooth-tinkers.
'tlOIIB.
COMPOUND FLUID
Delivered to nt y address. Secure from observe
tion. Established upwntd of twenty years. So «
by Druggists everywhere. Address letters f< r i>
formation, in confidence, to Henry T. llellub»«!«!
Frítate Medita! and Surgical Institute,
Druggist and Chemist.
Onlv Depots : II. T. IIELMBOLD’S Drug am
No. 519 Sacramento street, corner of
Chemical Warehouse. No. 594 Broadway. New Leidesdorff street (a few doors below What Cheer
York, or to H. T. IlELMBOD’S Medical Depot,
House.) Private entrance on Leides-
Component Par/■<<—Fluid Extract IPinbaro 104 South T. nth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
dorff street, San Francisco.
and Fluid Extract Catawba Grape
Beware of Counterfeits. Ask for HENRY T
IIELMBOLD’S! Take no other.
Juice.
Established expressly to afford the afflict« d sound
jan7-ly.
March 4th, 1871.
and scientific Medical Aid in tiie treat­
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS. JAUNDICE. BIL­
ment nnd cure of nil Private and
IOUS AFFECTIONS. SICK OR NERVfU>
Chronic Diseases, cases
HEADACHE, COSITIVENESS, E tc . PURE­
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of Secrecy ami all
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Sexual Disorders.
CURY, MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS
v/rioir.s U.K
DRUGS.
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To the Afflicted
Extract Catawba
GRAPE PILLS.
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CALIFORNIA STREET,
Properties, lite.
It contains nn ACTIVE VOLATILE principle, JACKSONVILLE, OREGON;
extracted by Ether, and a bitter TONIC principle,
soluble in Alcohol.
Medieal Properties and Uses.
It is the most speedy cure for Rheumatixm, Rheu­
matic Gout anti Rheumatic /‘nine of all kinds that
was ever introduced in Materia Medica. The Unk
Weed Remedy, as prepared by us, in consequence
UNDERSIGNED TAKE PLEASURE
of its existing bitter principle, possesses the neces­ mHE
J in notifying his friends and the public gener­
sary virtue of being a POWERFUL TONIC, 7’rn-
moting th- Appetite anti Inrigorating the irhole />i- ally tnat he is now receiving and opening a very
ge»tire Apparatui, thus building up and strength­ large and extensive stock of
ening the system, while at the same time the vola­
tile principle, being absorbed in the blood, acts
specifically on the Rheumatic Poison, removing
it from the circulation and system.
There are a few remedies known to the Medical
Profession which will remove the RHEUMATIC
POISON from the blood, but whose action is se
powerful in depressing the system of the already en­
feebled Rheumatic’patient. that their use has to be
abandoned before specific effects are obtained, hence
the want of success in treating this prevalent, and
in consequence heretofore incurable disease. Un­ CALIFORNIA
AND SALEM
like these medicines, already known, the UNK
WEED REMEDY, though producing as powerful
CI,OTHS
and as affective effects on the blood and system in
removing the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a
BLANKETS,
strong TONIC and recuperating element which ad­
mits of its continued use even by the most deli­
cate and debilitated. Thus we have the combina­
HOOP SKIRTS,
tion for the first time of these TWO neceessary ele­
ETC., ETC.
ments in ONE remedy, which accounts for its Su­
—ALSO—
perior and Never-Failing curative effects in
Boots and Shoes; Eadies’, Mlaaea*
Rheumatism. Rheumatic Gout, and Rheu­
and Childrens’ Shoes.
matic Pains of all Kinds.
[re
These Pills are the most delightfully pleasant
purgative, superseding castor oil. salts, magnesia,
etc. There is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. They give tone, ami cause neither nau­
sea or griping pains. They arc composed of the
fiiaxt ingredient». After a few day’s use of them,
such an invigoration of the entire system takes
place as to appear miraculous to the weak and en­
ervated, whether arising from imprudence or dis­
ease. H. T. Helmbold’s Compound Fluid Extract
Catawba Grape Pills are not sugar-coated, from
the fact that sugar coated Pills do not dissolve,
but pass through the stomach without dissolving,
consequently do not produce the desired effect.
THE CATAWBA GRAPE PILLS, being pleas
ant in taste and odor, do not necessitate their be­
ing sugar-coated. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER
BOX.
STAPLE DRY GOODS
READY-MADE CLOTHING,
Wi have also in connection with the above a very
We are aware of the fact that is generally an
Large and Extensive Stock of Choice
easy matter to procure certificates attesting the ef­
ficacy of patent medicines from a certain class of
Dey all got poonish different ways,
those who use them. We have selected the fol­ GROCERIES,
S<>me vent to juz fur dirty days ;
lowing because the name» attached to th<m are those
Und de von dat kilt de demperance man
HARDWARE,
of men of the molt cartful and icrupultait charac­
Vas kit from de aiderman reprimun.
ter, and because the large class of their acquain­
tances in Oregon will not, for a moment, accuse or
Und dus it ran : “A warnin dake,
QUEENSWARE,
suspect them of any exaggeration in the state­
For you might have mate soom pig mishdake ;
ments they may make.
Now how vouldt you felt, py shing !
CLASSWARE,
If dat man hat been in de visky ring ?
Remaarkable cure of Mrs. Hoover, Wife of Hon.
Jacob Hoover, ex-T reasurer of Washington coun­
CUTLERY,
“Since yoi votes mine ticket, of course you know, ty, Oregon.
PAINTS,
I’m proud to let you shlide and go ;
Taulatin Plains, Washington county, Oregon, I
But nefer on visky trink your fill.
July 22, 1871.
J
For you Dootehinen don't know who to kill.”
OILS,
A. M. Loryea A Co —I have been troubled with
Rheumatism
for
the
past
ttcelre
gear»
,-
my
joints,
ETC,
Now Deutchers all—on dis warning dink,
especially those of mv feet ami hands, were badly
ALSO
And don’t get troonk on Yankee trink ;
swollen, so that I could with difficulty go around.
For needer you or oder tran
Window Glass, Nails. Iron and
My shoulder pained me a great deal and a large bo­
Can be hocks like de New York rowdiescan.
Steel, Cast and Steel Plows
ny swelling crew out, so that I could not raise my
hand
to
my
head.
Wooden and Willow
So trink goot bier, mit music plest,
Since last Spring I have heen taking your “Unk
W are, Etc., Etc.
For if you tried your level pest,
Weed
Remedy,
”
und
find
myself
much
improved.
Yon can’t be plackguarts—’taint in de plood ;
The swelling and pain has left tnv joints and
Dus endet de shdory ofSpraker’s Wood.
shoulder, and the h ng gr uth hax entirely disap­
peared and I use my limbs and am far better than
I am now ready to sell anything in my lino at the
i I have been for years.
M.
HOOVER.
lowest
cash price. Persons wishing t > buy goods
“T wenty M inutes for R efresh ­
will find it greatly to their advantage to examine
ments .”—The following experience of a i
our stock before purchasing elsewhere, as I am
humorous traveler, who attempted to get
determined not to be undersold by any house in
a dinner at Xenia, on the Little Miami
Jackson county.
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID.
Henry T. Helmbold’s Genuine Prepara-
ALEXANDER MARTIN, HENRY T. HELMBOLD’S
< all the r.ftrnt <>nofT'-al" rs
large assortment
«.f “ S-.-v. , v Arrive«! " ........ to their
p •«•< d i i part c i the
i >il twiiiir art < lcs t. i ,. r m . ■ c t >:i i ev
re thl. g kept in a
v. ell supplied WIKH.EbA I.K DUUG STORE.
F hesh Ditros.
T ilde ’s riiEi’Ar.ATioNs,
P at «. vt M eoicixrs ,
fRVSSKS & M'mg TESS.
E hskxtiai , O ils ,
K k .: osxxk O il ,
D kigoists ’ S undries ,
StllKKK H eiibs ,
P biifimbrieh ,
P aints and O ils ,
I»R. W. K. DOHERTY Re­
turns his sincere thanks to his
numerous patients for their pat­
ronage, and would take this op­
portunity to remind them that he continues to Con­
sult at his Institute for the cure of chronic disease«
of the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and Gen-
ito-Uniary Organs, and all Private Diseases, via J
Syphilis, in all its forms and stages ; Seminal
Weakness, and ail the h< rrid consequences of self­
abuse ; Gonorrhoea; Gleet, Strictures ¡a Nocturnal
and Diurnal Emissions ; Sexu il Debility ; Dis­
eases of the Buck mid Loins ; Inflammation of the
Bladder und Kidneys, etc.; and he hopes that hit
long experience ami successful practice will con­
tinue to insure him a share of public patronage-
By his practice of tunny years in Europe nnd th«
United States, he is enabled to apply the most effi­
cient nnd successful remedies against, diseases of
all kinds. He uses no mercury, charges moderate,
treats his patients in a correct and honorable way,
and has references of unquestionable irracity from
men of known respectability and high standing in­
society. All parties consulting him. by letter or'
otherwise, will receive the best and gentlest treat­
ment and implicit secrecy.
W fitch we offer at the lowest Casli Prices, and are
determined not to be undersold.
R. II. McDONALD Jt co ., S an F eancisco , C ax .
FOR SAI,E.
OUR DRUG BUS1NFSS located in San Fran­
cisco, Cal. After our best wishes, and expressing
our thanks for the liberal patronage we have re
ceived for more than twenty-one years, during
which period we have been steadily engaged in the
Drug business in California, we beg to say in con­
sequence of the rapi«l growth of Dr. Walker’s
California Vinegar Bitters, now spread over the
United Statesand countlies far beyond, we are ne­
cessitated to devote our entire time to said busi­
ness.
We are the 01d«‘St Drug firm on the Pacific Coast
and the on’y one, continuous under the same pro­
To Females.
prietors since 1849, and have determined to sell
When a female is in trouble or afflicted with
our large, prosperous, an«l well established busi­
disease, or weakness of the back and limbs, pain
ness on favorable terms.
This is a rare opportunity for men with means, 'in the head, dimness of sight, loss of muscular
ot entering into a profitable business with advan- [power, palpitation of the heart, irritability, nerv­
ousness, extreme uniarv difficulties, derangement
tages never before offered.
;<if digestive functions, general debili’y, vaginitis,
For particulars enquire of
all diseases <.f the womb, hysteria, sterility, nnd
r . h . M c D onald A CO.,
i ail other diseases peculiar to females, she should
R. II. M c D onald , I
Wholesale Druggists,
J. C. S pencer . J
San Francisco, Cal. - go or write at once to the celebrate«l Female Doc­
N. B. Until a sale is made we shall continue our tor, W. K. DOHERTY-, at his Medical Institute,
importations and keep a large stock of fre-h goods and consult him about her troubles and disease.
constantly on hand, and sell at prices to defy com­ ■ Irregularities, 8uppre-si< ns, etc., will receive the
Doctor’s particular at ention. Let no false deli-
petition.
cacy
prevent you. but apply immediately, and save
January 7th. 1871.
jan7-ly.
yourself from painful suffering an«l premature
I'ieath. All married Indies whose delicate health
i or circumstances prevent an increase in their fami-
|l e<. should «rite or call at ]>K. DOHERTY’S
Dr. WALKER’S CALIFORNIA
'.MEDICAL INSTITUTE, ai <1 they will receive
¡every possible relief and help. The Doctor’« of­
fices, consisting of a suite ot six rooms, are so er-
ranged that he can be consulted without fear o
Hundreds of Thousands
observation.
Bear testimony to their TVonder-
ful Curative Effects.
To Correspondents.
WHAT ARE THEY?
Patients (male or female) resoling in any part
'd the State, however «listant. who may desire th«
upini >n and advice of Dr. Doherty in their respec­
tive cases, ami who think proper to submit a writ­
ten statement of sue'., in prefeiencc to holding a
personal interview, are respectifully assured that
iheir common-eations will be held no«st sacred.
Dr. Doherty takes this opportunitv of <d serving
that all letter- me opene«l an«l replie«)(«• by !.io.»«if
■ lily . anil the latter as promptly as | ,«s-i
11 the ci-v k" fully aii<r<-:iii<L«lly discril
na c miniin.cation "i I I <• t'ntn-ce-sary
. re-iuien mi
it-e l (ine u
without «!<•
I'cy 11» ide:
t: St UMlii’ I
I y lei ter <
11. e I w ’ • e. FRI E.
iinraiitee«!
no pay.
Y. M. 1» ,
■ I r:.nc;.-c
HENRY T. IHiELNzIEOrLID ’S
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
FLUID EXTR’CT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from the system Scrof­
ula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore Eyes, Sore
Legs, sore mouth, sore head, bronchitis, skin dis­
eases, salt rheum, cankers, runnings from the ear,
white swellings, tumors, cancerous affections,
nodes, rickets, glandular swellings, night sweats,
rash, tetter, humors of all kinds, chronic rheuma­
tism, dyspepsia, and all diseases that have been
established in the system for years.
Being prepared expressly for the above com­
plaints, its blood-purifving properties are greater
than any other preparation of Sarsaparilla. It
gives the complexion a clear and healthy color
and restores the patient to a state of health and
purity. For purifying ihe blood, removing all
chronic constitutional diseases arising from an im­
pure state of the blood, and the only reliable and
effectual known remedy for the cure of pains and
swelling of the bones, ulcerations of the throat
and legs, blotches, pimples on the face, erysipelas
and all scaly eruptions of the skin, and beauti y-
ing the complexion.
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
VINEGAR BITTERS
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“EXCELSIOR”
£ !• n 13 2 ?
LIVE 11 Y STABLE.
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On Oregon Mirri, heksoi li’k.
ry of the Or'g««ii H rt.cultural S« ci« ty :
0 w« g , <»r»"L««n. M.. c 2 th, lf-71.
A. M. Lorvea A <’■«.—8 me <>ur w<<- .« azo I
waa en irely pr"’-tr«ti«l wrh h« ntiia i ir ; :u fact
I was a in««-t he )•!»•>•». I .» « t t«> y <u tor «in«- ¡fl­
ounce bottle of’li»1 “U iik W»ed R-rnedy,” by th
use o which I « xp< r cnced a in -t lmmed'ate re
lief, and by the tint«' the bo t «■ wn- g tie the rlieil
miiti.-m was gone. Fr m my wu • Xpert nee, n«l
from what I have heard others s.«y «bo have used
the I nk Wee«l, I believe it to be a certain cure lor
the rbeumati-m. Your, re.-p« ctfullv.
A. R. .SHIPLEY.
Certificate from Hon. A. J. Dufur, ex-President
of the Oregon State Agricultural »Society, and au­
thor of “Statistics of Oregon
East Portland, April 1, 1871.
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was afflicted with a severe
attack of chronic rhenmatistn ; was confined to my
bed most of the time from January to July, when
I used the Unk Weed, and it cured me up.
A. J. DUFUR.
J. W. Manning, Prep’
t
I am now prepared to furnish my patron*, an
the public generally, with a.«
FIXE TURNOUTS
as can be had on the Pacific Coast. Saddle horses
hired to go to any part of the country. Auimals
BOUGHT A SOLL).
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IIELMBOLD’S l XTKAt r I’Ui'lIl' I< D.l
I E! I»' AND Dl.ooD-PURI YI G.
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(THIS ALL DI'E\<E' \RI>ISG FRO'
II\BITS <T D1S-1P\TION, AXD EX< I SSE.-
ANDIMPRUDI-N KS IN LIFE IMPURITIES
OF THE BLOnD EK'.. SI PERSEDING CO
PA IM I\ AFFE« TION> FOR Willi 11 IT I'
l <] 1». AND 'YPIII'.ITK Al l ECTI 'NS-IN
TIIE'E DI'EAfES U.-E't IN CONNECTION
Willi HELMBoi D’S ROSE WASH.
LADIES.
In many aff< cti- ns peculiar to ladies, the Ex­
tract Buchu is unequaled by any other remedy —
as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, Painful­
ness or Suj pression of Customary Evacuat ons.
Ulcerated or Schirrus state of the Uterus, Leucor-
rhoea or Whites, Sterility, and for all complaints
incident to the sex, whether arising from indi-ert-
tion oj habits of dissipation. It is prescribed ex­
tensively by the most eminent Physicians and
Midwives for enfeebled and delicate constitutions,
of both sexes ami all ages, (attended with any ot
the above diseases or symptoms.)
Horses broke to work single or double. Horses
boarded, and the best care bestowed upon them
while in my charge.
TERMS ARE REASONABLE.
A liberal share of public patronage is solicited.
Certificate from Hon. Gideon Tibbetts, a mem­
J. W. MANNING.
ber of the City Council of East Portland :
Jacksonville,
Ogn.,
Februu
’y Uth, 1871.
East Portland, April 7, 1871,
A. M. Loryei A Co.—Gents : This is to inform
II. T. IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT
you that I have used your “Unk Weed” for neu­
BUCIIU
CUBES DISEASES ARISING
ralgia and rheumatic pains, and found Jeliet from
FROM IMPRUDENCES. HABITS
the use of only one bottfc, nnd can recommend it
to those in need of sueh a remedy.
OF DISSIPATION, ETC.,
Yours,
GIDEON TIBBETTS.
in nil their stages, at little expense, little or no
change in diet, no inconvenience, and no expt sure.
It causes a frequent desire, ami gives strength to
Certificate from James Bybee, the celebrated
Urinate,
thereby removing Obstructions, Prevent­
stock-grower, and “King of the Oregon Turf
ing am! Curing Strictures of tho Urethra, Allaying
THAN THE
Suave’s Island, January 14, 1871.
Pain and Inflammation, so frequent in this class
A. M. Loryea A Co.—This is to acknowledge
of diseases, and expelling all Poisonous mutter.
the efficacy of your “Unk Weed remedy, or Ore­
gon Rheinatic Cure.” I was afflicted for months
with a very »eriun» attack of the inflammatory rheu­
matism, and tried nearly all of the so-called rheu­
HENRY T. IIELMBOLD’S IMPROVED ROSE
—AT­
matic remedies without any relief perceivable.
I
WASH
then tried your Remedy, and it» use resulted in the
cannot be surpassed as a FACE WASH, and will
most happv effects—a perfect cure.
he found the only specific remedy in every species
Truly yours,
JAMES BYBEE.
of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily eradicates
PE A LERS IN
Pimples, Spots, Scorbutic Dryness, Indurations of
the
Cutaneous Membrane, etc., dispels Redness
Certificate from Hon. E. L. Quimby, ex-County
nnd Incipient Inflammation, Hives, Rash, Moth
Commissioner of Multnomah County, Oregon :
Patches, Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites,
East Portland, April 1, 1871.
and all purposes for which Salves or Ointments are
A. M. Lorvea A Co.—I have used the“Unk
used ; restores the skin to a state of purity and
Weed Remedy,” and ain satisfied it is a valuable
softness, nnd insures continued healthy action to
medicine. It regulates and invigorates the sys-
the tissue of its vessels, on which depends the
tem. This is my experience with the Remedy.
agreeable clearne«s and vivacity of complexion so
Truly yours,
E. L. QUIMBY.
much sought and admired. But however valuable
as a remedy for existing defects of the skin. H. T.
Helmbold’s Rose Wash has long sustained its prin­
Certificate from the well-known merchant, 0.
ciple claim to unbounded patronage, by possessing
W. Weaver, Esq. :
qualities which render it a Toilet Applendage of
The Dalles, May 23, 1871.
the most Superlative nnd Congenial character,
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the “Unk
combiningin an elegant formula those prominent
Weed Remedy,” and can cheerfully recommend it
requisites, Safety and Efficacy—the invariable
to persons afflicted with inflammatory rheumatism.
ncconipaininents of its use—as a Preservative and
It cured me of that disease. My bands, wrists,
Refresher of the Complexion. It is an excellent
nnkles—indeed, all my joints—were swollen and
Lotion for diseases of a Syphilitic Nature, and as
very painful.
Q W. WEAVER.
nn injection for diseases of the Urinary Organs,
OF THE BEST QUA 1TY,
arising from habits of dissipation, used in connec­
tion with the Extacts Buchu, Sarsaparilla, and
AND THE
Certificate fmm Hon. N. II. Lane, Pilot Com­
Catawba Grape Pills, in such diseases as recom­
missioner of Oregon, und a member of the City
CHEAPEST IN THIS COUNTRY.
mended,
cannot be surpassed.
Council of Eart Portland :
X
FISHER dk BRO’S,
East Portland, April 19, 1871.
(Corner
California
and Oregon Streets,)
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have been afflicted for
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
several years pas*, with “weakness in the back,”
Full and explicit directions accompany the med
and wandering rheumatic pains, accompanied bv
May 1st, 1869.
icines.
»erere tonntipalion. By the u*e of one buUl» o’
Evidence of the most responsible and reliable
your Unk Weet Remedy, or Oregon Rheumatic
character furnished <>n application, with hundred-
Cure. I have been entirely reliera»!, .nd I cheer­
ot tbousnnds of living witnesses, and upward of
fully reoommend it as a most valuable and effect­
30 000 unsolicited certificates and recommendatory
ive remedy.
NAT. H. LANE.
letters, many of which me from the highest
LL per» ns indebted to the undersigned, ther s urces, including eminent Physicians, Clergymen,
by note or account, are n «filie I that th«- best statesmen. etc. The proprietor has never resort­
Put up in 10 ‘ounce bottles, at *1.50 per bottle
ed to their publication in the newspapers ; be does
thing they can do is to pay up. its we are compelled
ÆW“ Prepared a’ the Oregon Medical Laborato
not do this from the fact that his article rank as
to
have
money,
and
it
inu't
come
iron»
those
who
ry, by A. M. Loryea A Co., East Portland, Ogti.
standard preparations, and do not need to be
owe U1, and that toon.
ORTH A GENNINA.
For sale by all Druggists.
proppad up by certificate«.
Jacksonville, August 19th, 1871.
i :ofr.pair.
Bladder, these Bitter« have been most success-
fab Such Disease» arc caused by Vitiate«!
Blood, which 13 generally produced by derangement
of t’.ia Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION, Head-
To Buy Goods
FANCY, STAPLE & DR'GOODS
Clothing,
Boots & Shoes,
Groceries,
Liquors,
Cutlery,
Crockery,
Etc., Etc.,
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for
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<«r I nd.£<■•»! ion,
JHUntiM, Kctfiit :<>i:t t,i.d intermittent Fevers.
Diseases <>l'the Blocd, l.ivcr, Iiidncjs, nnd
THE
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ache, Pain lathe Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of tho
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eractatioas of the Stomach,
Pud test ■ in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation
of the Heart, Inflammation cf the Lungs,Paia in the
regfor.s cf the Kidneys and a hundred other painful
symptoms, are the oGsprings«T Dyspepsia.
Th yi;:v!;orato the Stomach and stimulate th«« tor­
pid liver aad bowels, which render them of unequalled
efficacy In cleansing the blood of all impurities, and
imparting new life and vigor to the whole system.
FOB SKIN DISEASES. Eruptlons.Tctter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples. Pustules, Boils, Car­
buncles, Ring-Worms, Scald-IIcad,Sore Eyes, E.-ysip.
clas. Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, numors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name ornature,
are literally dug up and carried out oftlie system in a
r.hor> timo by the nso of these Bitters. Ono bottle in
such caseswill convince the most incredulous of their
curative effect.
Cleanse the Vitiate ! Blood whenever yon find its
Impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Erup­
tions or Sores cleanse it when you find it obstruct?"!
and 61uggish la the veins; cl cans a It when it i; foul,
and your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood
pure and the health of tho system will follow.
PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking in the
rystemof so many thousands, are effectually destro>-
ed and removed. For full directions, read careful
the circular around each bottle, printed in four la
I­
guages—English, German, French and
.T. WALKER, Proprietor. R. II. MCDONALD & CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agents. San Francisco. Ca!„
and S2 and St Commerce Street, Nov.- 1 ork.
j ¿n SOLD BYALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
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NEW STATE SALOON
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12 1-2.
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he thirsty public are informed
T
that Pape A Savage ot the “ New State Sa­
loon ” will quench their thirst with the most choice
BEVERAGES to be found in Jacksonville for
“one bit.” We expect to lose money by it, but
times are hard, and we cannot see pc -pic thirsty.
PAPE A SAVAGE.
October 16th, 1869.
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LAGER!
LAGER!
EAGLE BREWERY
8
CITY BREWERY,
—BY—
7EIT SÏZTTTZ
OSEPH WETTERER HAS N0W0N HAND
and is constantly manufacturing the best Lag­
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
er Beer in Southern Orc on, which he will sell in
quantities to suit purchasers. Call and test the milE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY TN.
ti tide.
1 form-» the eitixensof Jacksonville and sarniual-
Jacksonville June 5th. 1869.
ing oountry, that h^ is now manufacturing, and
will constantly keep on hand, the very best of
I,nger Beer. Those who with a cool glass of besr
lanks of all description should give me ii call.
Jacksonville, June 12th, 1869.
neatness and dispatch at this of
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