THE 1NDEP THE INDEPENDENT, Every Thursday Evening, HY II. B. L. U C 12. Office, - - - Old Court House, HILLSBOIiO, okeoox. AdvertUinffJWttJ 4 LKOALADTCKT ttdeBendleiil On w)ra or 1m. on rta ...... Out fejiMr Mk uI.isl grUa nvtnr.uu adve n TIM. 1 4 ooiXt 'itlftn2oc 1 most ...SI 00 4 001 OU S l 00 t month.... I 4M T COl to on IT tOl tr m MOV 80 00 woo Smooth.. tod nod wool T.ria r SnhtcrlptiOM ( coiu ralf.) Single copy per year 2 90 Hagle copy tlx month 1 SO moath. 10 Cm U ad ii en IT 401 n M HILLSBORO, WASHINGTON COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1876. NO. 6. VOL. 4. Ifssr. 110 as w od 10 a Single number "WksHngtoii 1 - t. I t" The Laughing Philosopher. I know a funny little boy, The happiest ever born; His face wa like a beam of jo3-, Although his clothes are torn. I saw him tumble on his nose, And waitril for a groan; But how he laughed! Do you suppose lie struck his funny bone? Tin-re's sunshine in each word lie speaks; " His laugh is something grand; Its ripples overrun his c heeks, Like waves on snowy sand. He laughs the moment he awakes And till the day is done; The school-rot mi for a j.'ke he takes, His lessons are but fun. j No matter how the day may go, You cannot make him cry; IIe' worth a dozen boys I know, Who pout and mope and sigh. He's plump and round lie once was slim ; I have not told you half; I soon expect to hear of hiui Exploding in t laugh! . Struggle with an Alligator. BY t.YI'T. 1'IIAItl.KS STEAUMAX. I was returning t'roiu my half-lmilt sugar-mill one day, perhaps a month after my twt arrival here, at aoout tour o clock in the, afternoon. 1 had left the dingy complcxioned masons sipping their choc olate, and received the foreman s solemn assurance that a fresh course of blocks, properly cemented, should he laid before he permitted his gang to give over work. I was riding homeward, then, thinking of many things friends and school-fellows that I should perhaps never see again in the fled: ; if What was that? A cry of pain? Yes, a cry, Certainly of pain or terror the shrill apm aliii'' crv of a child's agonized voice; and I stalled, and wheeled my hor.se toward the ipiarter from which the sound seemed to come. The cry was re peated, more feebly than before; and as 1 had now no doubt as to the direction whence the call for help proceeded, I dashed across the ravine, and scrambling up tne steep bank opposite, came in sight of the chain of lagoons, connected with the mighty Bio Plata by a small river, which skirted the plantation of rice and tobacco, and on the banks of which I had shot many a snipe and llimingo. Here, at the edge of a cane -bordered creek that ran up fioiu the neare.it lagoon into the broken ground, w here the hillocks were gav witn -purple? rhododendrons and the .wild geranium, 1 beheld a sight that chilled my blood with horror. Close at the margin of the water, knee deep in the flowers and the tall Pampas grass, jut where the white and yellow pond-nlies mingled with the rich-colored bloisoms of the flowered prairie, was a child little Charlie Don -Miguel's hope nml heir his one tie to life and its atfec- tions. .1 knew the bare little golden head at once. Hut the boy stood rooted to the ground, transfixed by terror, crouching liuwii. bis blue eves, dilated by mortal fear, fixed on .something huge, shapeless, unclean, that drew nearer ami nearer yet, a 'iim aiidmomtrous thing, that hail more the aspect of a huge log, glistening with slimy mud. than of uii) ining else. What i the u"lv thiu.T that has crawled out from the creek, fringed with bushes of the laiiiel-roM!, and that is clumsily climbing the bank with awkward hurry of its ungainly claw-tipped leeti An alligator, bv heaven! tor 1 see the slant- III" sUllllgOl gusieii u lis ff.iijr iv, nnTl the toi mutable i iws open and dia- - - . 1 . ..... .... . . i . ....la. Til.ivin" the curved row of glcamin white teeth, as, with its fixed upon its prey, it cruel red eyes aiMM'oaencd the spot where stood tne iaieu cnini, bv a teiror that denied him the frozen power to 11 ee. "Hun, Charlie, run ! run toward me I called aloud, at the same tune urging niv horse t.owu the bank. The little lei low turned his pale face toward me, and ,-..,....,,;,., I me: but fear was still too potent with him, ami he remained where i. ei-vimr out to somebody to save him. I dashed in the spurs row el deep, and at one bound came crashing through the rb.wl.idi'iidi-oiis to within some tluee or four feet of the place where the child stood. The uldgator wheeled angrily r...iml to confront the inti uder w ho dared to come between him and his toothsome fciito.irt ami 111 V noise, in iven :iml mv noi sc. in iven nu hiui . .. i . : .. : 1. 1 . i. -"ii t,.it.ir at the sitrlit and smell ot the mon strous icptile, reared, swerved, and threw me. iraliopiii'' oil' like a mad creature I mv feet ina moment, and had iust time to throw mvself between the idli...t,ii- and the boy. before the blo.nl- thii.-ty j u.i could close in the first fatal snap. The brute recoiled a little, for alligators are cowardly as well as tierce, and thev have been kuo.vn to watch for hours in their ready ambiiih, allowin men to pais them unujaied, until they could pounce securely on a woman or child, lint the reptile's slow blood had been too much stirred, by the expect itiou of an easy triumph, to pel mil him to de cline the light, a. id he crawled upon me. uttering the hoarse cry, halt roar, halt- whimpering moan, thai a cayman gives under the sting of pain or fury. I had my sheath-knife out, a strong. double edged blade ot larcctoua steel. with a cross-handle and buck-horn halt; but this seemed xuch a foe. By ii i poor weapon against lastv impulse one oi those lite-saving thoughts that come Uon us at moments of extreme peril, as it they were the whisperings of inspiration 1 tore the blue woolen poncho from my KlioiiMers harmilv- I had adopted the New- Spain style of dress and wrappiu the mantle round the tough handle ot my whaleUme ruling-whip, I forced it between the alligator's jaws as he closet I with me. v Idle at the mine time, bend- in" forward. I struck hard with my two- tdrMl knife at his white throat, which was comparatively unprotected. The rt tt- d. t.it.I fur the white streak was soon crimsoned with blood; but the sec ond stroke failed, for the kidfe slipped and rattled Uselessly on the armor-plates of the creature's mailed back, and then began a struggle lor death .or life between my terrible antagonist and myself. My strength was nothing to that of the huge reptile, and I felt myself dragged to right ami left as if I had leeri a rat in the gripe of a terrier, and yet I held on fast to the w halebone handle of the whip, while the sharp teeth vainly gnashed and tore at the spongy wool that clogged them, and I retained my hold in sheer desperation, striking in with my knife whenever I got a chance, but usually baffled by the tena cious armor of my invulnerable adver sary. Charley, a few feet distant, was sob bing pi teously, at times crying aloud to Guachos whom he knew "Saucho!" "Diego!" "Ei Negro!" to help me; for the dear little fellow, delivered from his tirt agony of alarm, seemed now to think only of my peril. The idea was a good one, although the child's weak voice could not of course reach far. Exerting the full strength of my lungs I twice shouted forth th well-known desert crv when a jaguar is sighted: "Mozos, a mi! El Tigre! Mo-z'os!" and I fancied, as I ut tered the second call, that I heard a dis tant answer, like a faint echo. But now I had need of all my breath and all my muscles, for the infuriated animal with which 1 fought, tearing the cloth of the soft mantle to pulp, was gradually get ting its grim jaws free. Twice, already, had my wrist and aim been grazed by its keen teeth I bear the white scars to this J;ly alul the horrible odor of the crea ture and the remorseless irlare ot its small blood d lot eye, impressed me with the fantastic notion that my enemy was .ioiiiethin' evil beyond the mere furious greed of a w ild beast. Yet I grasped the whalebone whip-kandie, and drove in thfi knife with all the force of an arm that was fast grow ing exhausted. Spent breathless, giddy, 1 was dragged down and in a kneeling attitude excited the remains of my waning strength in a stab at the alligator's throat. The blade broke abort off by the handle as it lodged among the stout scales ot the neck I .Tost then I heard a shout and the tramp of a horse coming up at lull ami furious speed. Ou they came, the steed loam-decked and gored Oy the spur, uie rider blandishing higli above his head the spiral coils of the lasso. I recog-1 nized the horseman in an instant. It was Juan, the boldest and most dextrous of all that Centaur brothel flood ; and fie knew ine and comprehended at a glance the state of affairs. u6tand back, sir stand back !' he cried aloud, "and I'll tit the rest; Mozos! r.l i'i.,ru: Mt-zos! ami lie whirled tne lasso high, spurring his Inghteued horse near and nearer to the spot. Keeling, breathless, and dizzy of brain, I under- ttMnl the (iuacho 's meaning suthcieutly . . . . . - i. i i .. to stand back, letting go my uuiu n the tough ivhip liandle, w hich, with the tatteied poncho wrapped around it, I had hitherto obstinately kept between the alligator s churning jaws, llie in furiated brute followed me up with bitter hate, his hateful snout all but brushing my knee as 1 staggered oacK. lat just at that instant, wnirri cracK. came uie well knowu sound of the heavy lasso whistling past, launched with unerring . m t l ..A ... . --.LI. I. ... aim, ami us 1 gazeu aooui ine nun "aid eyes, 1 -saw mat me uoose li'diteuing round the reptile s neck ; wnne Juan, with the end ot the stout cord las- t.Mi. d t.t the saddle, bad started oil ou a canter, towing along the alligator alter him, as he hail tugged along many a uull and many a wild steed. For an instant it seemed as if the Gua- cho's would be an easy triumph; but it was only the surprise of the shock that i .... l 1 I tin. u 1 1 1 .nit. r a verv lai "f one. auu tne "reai weigni auu sucim .i . I . ......!. .. which soon began to tell. 1 saw the horse broil" lit. with a lerfc, to a stop, ami then, to my dismay, beheld steed and rider dragged by sheer force toward the lagoon, vainly striving to resist the sujerior power ot the gigantic tyrant oi tne wateis Juan drove in his spurs, urging his pant ing and terrified horse by voice, hand ind knee, to put out its whole strength; but it soon seemed plain that unless the addle-girths gave way. dragged down into the pool he would be, hone and man, while there could be in such a case little doubt of the issue of the conlliet. To cut the cord would have been the only mode f separating the combatants in this un equal duel; but I had let tall my broken knife in the long Pampas grass, and a (Juacho clings to his laaso with the same mechanical impulse that causes a seaman to hold last to shroud or stay. "L.et go the rope!" I called out to him loudly as I could, "hoose the end troin me sauoie- ring, and let the brute go!" But Juan paid no heed to my advice, but spurring ins struggling noise, uncn-u m mc nm .At. I. nAiis voice the "tiger-call" of the iii-i-ilsmall- The child had crept close to mo. and was holding on to my coat, weeping and ....it;...r .n i.U :ilsiit lather, and in.- pre- ..i.w. ' ... , ..iniirrMsi'd me: tor weariet. ana L IIV.- ''.-- 7 loomed as 1 was. I felt eager to come to the aid of the bold lad w ho had saved iw from the verv tuvs ot death; Outjun at the moment mat me ihumh .1 ll . . . I . . . w rlld Charlie's nurse, came running down the hilt with sobs and outcries in search oi the truant charge who had strayed off while she was threading scarlet oernes t.r a necklace, tour ot our mouuicu iui-u -i . t : .1 ...... u itli I'll.-i l'V came tnumieiiiiLr n-ii j .1.,.,, r..l P.iwa u-hii-led alott: and 111 Slioui till v. l-. ' ' -r - w a verv short time the alligator, stron; and savaie as he was. . i .. i noosea ami cu- I tangled by the pliant curds, stabbed with knives and Irealen down uy uoias, ia dead and harmless. Before we left the spot, a number of other persons, alarmed by the "liger- call." never before heard so near the lk'iii.ml.-i its..! I -..tilt mi sin. 1 amouL' the hist ot iheiM ww linn Mi. mi, . I already in- wtrilit...! Iiv ,...u..t...l i....n.rr s to what had occurred. He arrived, pale with emotion, sprang from his horse, and clased his little son in his arms, eyeing the chiiil all over with jealous auxiety. as it to be assured that he was really unscathed; then, coming up io me, he grasjed both my hands, and before I could prevent hiui, kissed them as fervently as ever de votee pressed his lips to the relics ot a saint. Kindness is not relished plain; needs the sweet sauce of flattery. it Talking at Table Is one of the very best digesters; there is no tonic known equal to it, as it is of I the kind calculated to promote hilarity and good feeling generally. Most parents are prone to prohibit their children from laughing and talking at the table: it is un physiological ; it is a cruelty. joyousness promotes the circulation oi i tln blood fMibvona it in viinirutt" it. I sends it tingling to the remotest part of ' 1 T the system, carrying with it animation, vigor, ami life. The louder the little ones laugh the better; the faster they talk the better, for then they eat le9s in a given ime, consequently chew their foid more thoroughly. Discard controversy from the dining table. Discourage all subjects which in vite political or religious rancor. Let every topic introduced be calculated to instruct, to interest or amuse. Do not let the mind run on business or previous mishaps, or past disappointments. Never tell bad news at the table, nor for an hour before. Let every thing you have to communicate be. it Dossible. ot a v t , gladsome, joyous, hilarious character, calculated to bring out pleasant remarks or agreeable associations. On the other hand, never administer a reproof at the social Imard to either servant or child; find fault with nothing; speak unkindly to no one. If remarks are made of the absent, let them contain some word of commendation, which, it repeafed in their hearimr afterwards, will kindle kindly feelings; and thus will thought: of the family table come across the mem ory in after years, when we have been scattered aud some laid in tlieir final resting-place, bringing with them a sweet ness of emotion which makes it a pleas ure to dwell upon them. llalCt Journal tf Health. The Bedkoo.u. It it can oe so con trived, a bedroom carpet should not be put under any heavy pieces of furniture, and then it can he the oltener taken up; nr should it go entirely under the bed. for that jMirtion of the floor should le washed over every week. In placing the furniture contrive if possible that the bedstead should not be placed opix- site a window, for the light tailing upon the eves, especially in tne early summer mornings, is often injurious to sight. II this cannot be avoided, aud also when the room is exposed to a hot sun at any time of day, a most excellent device, be cause it is at the same time effectual and inexpensive, is to pin green glazed calico over the white blinds. I his does not how at all outside the house, neither does it look untidv inside the room; and it softens the glare in a delightful manner. Tbeatmkxt ok Soke Throat. In cases of ordinary sore throat the simplest and best treatment isthc wet pack, Usinj a linen cloth wrung from cold water, ami over this a kuit of crocheted yarn bind, four feet long ami four inches wide. Apply this two or three nights iu suc cession, unless it is a very serious case. when the pack should be kept n during .i. .i it- . .) .... . . ;.. ..,.,..,;.... llie Uiiy. ll i.irwiru iii nit imi unip, wash the throat in very cold water auu rub dry with a coarse towel and with the hand. This will prevent taking more cold, llie more tnctioii used the better. Let it be a sort of squeezing of the parts so as t aili-'Cl tne aeep-se.iiea rissues. bore throats may be prevented bv these means from becoming chronic. Fnr.xrii ILoi.i s One n nt of milk, one small cup ot home-made yeast (you 1 - I can try the baker's), flour euough to make a still" baiter; raise over night; iu the morning add one c; table poonl'ul ol butter, aud Hour enough to :h make it stiff to roll. Mix it well aud let it rise, then knead it again (to make it line and white), roll out, cut with a round tin aud fold over, put them iu a pan and cover very close, oei them in a warm place until they are very light, bake quickly, and you will have delicious rolls. To Make Ilor Yeast. One handful of hops, steeped in two quarts of water, ice large potatoes, boiled and peeled. :uid rubOed through a cullender, with three titblesooonfuls of flour. Strain the water upon them while iubl ihroiiL'h. when not too ' hot; add one tablcspooiifui ot yeast, anil let it raise till li'dn: add a half-tablesioouful each o . .. ot salt and sugar, and bottle lor use Shake well beloie Using, and keep in a cool place. iwo-iuuas ti a leacupiui . ' t . . : a" . A. . I is sutticiciit for tour good-sized loaves. Uettku Than Shout-Cake. Make nice, light, while gems by Hour ami uuik i.eaiiy us soil as tor griddie cake, and bakeijuickly in hot gem pans. lS.eak, not cut tiiein open, and lay lu a deep platter ami pour over straw berries, raspPei l les, btackbei Tics, or eveu nice steweii apples, uoxetj wun sugar ami a little rich cream it you have it. leil times better than any pastry or short cake and you get rid of smla or bakin jiowder aud shortening. tMiitt vf Ltfe. To Clean Fine Glass. This nunle of cleaning fine glass gives it great bril liancy: Take line powdered indigo dip into it a moistened linen rag, smear over the glass with it, aud then witie it oil with perfectly dry cloth. As a substi tute for this, tiue sifted ashes, applied by a rag uippeu iu spirits win answer just as well. ."Spanish white is apt to make the glass rough ami injure it. Spice Nuts. Six pounds of flour, one ami a halt pounds sugar, one and a half pints molasses, one ouuee cardamon seeds beaten in a mortar, one auu a halt ouiids butter and lard mixed, five teaspoont'uls yeast powder. Heat the shortcut sugar and molasses together, let cikiI, then mix with the other ingredients Uidl into long strips, aud cut into cakes about un inch long. I Sacce roil Pcddino. One cup of J butter; one-half cup of sugar; beat these together with oue heaping tablespoonful ot flour, i'our into it (a little at a tune, stirring all the while) onepiut ot boiling water, and let it simmer ou the stove few minutes. Add one tablespoonful of lemon extract, and the juice of one lemon or teasooutul of letnou sugar. Montreal, has sent eighteen car loads , of goods to the Centennial. Daniel Drew's Bankruptcy. Anronoa of Daniel DrewTj bankruptcy a New York correspondent says there is food for reflection in the fact that almost ever? man WHO lias risen iDtmiui-ucc ns a 8M?cuIatrr in Wall stree uunng ine past twenty years has fallen much more raoullv than lie rose, v anueroui is ine e' )tion . i,t Vanderbilt never w as J . . - n'n a a speculator in tne smci in micei sense. His policy all along was to buy only those sttniks which lie knew to le valuable, and never io ouy on a margin. When he borg'it stocks he p; H lor them in full and then locked them up in his safe. But the general rule is to sell short or go long on ft margin, and many i man has it brought to grid. Among the monarchs of the market who preceded Drew or were his contemporaries one ot the first was Henry Keen, who made a lar"-e fortune in a short time, lost the reater part of it in less, and then with- tlrew from Wall street, to die in com par- .a i vp obscurity a few vears later. Ytood- ward, aBnxiklyn Sunday school supcrin- la ..r Kirnroi pnnen cimiwl v nml .r,t iammed to a jelly, so to" si e ik. in the Bock Island corner, several years ngo. That was the last of him. Fisk's career is too well known to need any particular mention. He was supposed to be worth millions, but when death snatched him through the pistol of Stokes, they quickly melted away to thousands. Mockwell, the head of the Pacific Mail, who almost ruled the street a few years ago, lost all he had made ami lias disappeared alto gether. Legrand I.o kwood went down as suddenly and is now almost forgotten V broker named Dnnmock made a sensa tion for a short time as leader of the At lantic Mail simulation, but he, tiM, got swain ed, and every dollar he had made was swept away. Jay oould is the suc cessor of these and several others. Luck has stood bv him thus far, but it will be otraive it he too is not In ought dow n in the long run. Fate seems to have or d aiiied that every man who takes the leadership in Wall street shall ultimately come to tri let. V antlei out lelt the ireet long ago, and he advised Drew to do the " - - - . same; iut the fascination was no niroug for Uncle Daniel. He kept on finding be tween Scylla and Charybdis, and one of them got the old man at last. Sleeping Stories. M. Plater, the celebrated lutanist, or lute-player, one evening dropped asleep. win e nbivniif. after partaking or an nn- usually liberal supper. He continued to S mi " "discourse sweet music" correctly and tastefully until roused from his drowsy nap by the noise of his lute falling on the floor. A "reader in a printing omce icu asleep while reading for the correction of proof, but continued reading down to the lottom of that page. In this ease the probability is that his sleep only went to the extent of drowsiness; at any rate. w hen roused up, he con id not remenilier the words he had just leen correctly reading. Sir John Moore, during his ever-memorable retreat to Corunnx, had to make forced marches night ami day. as the only mode of averting ca pture by a vastly larger Jt rench army; Ins poor, tired soldiers often slept as they marched, or marched as they slept. A truly re markable manifestation of somnambulism is that which can be brought about by the influence of other persons on the sleeper. External voices and sounds can move him to actum even wnen ins con ... ? f 1 sciousness is asn-ep. jr. carpemer other physiologies have recorded many mstances of this kind. A young naval ... . , .. . . . . 1. I 1 .. I oflicer, signal lieutenant to Admiral Lord IIikmI at Toulon sometimes continued his anxious duties lor eighteen or twenty hours at a stretch. Going to his berth . , . . . .. I . I ... . ...1.1 r.il.n.r irwt:intl v hIimi hia minil wan. " e. ........ .-..j . nevertneiess, so larawaweon one pa.i.cu- larsuoject urn. u a cuir... .....u. vli.rnul f" in hn Mr it routed him atnnre an.l irresistibly A young m, itary -of h- - " : cer,vt,yagingwiu.u.!i,ey....r.i... . lii.lL.it.il is tAiii-miiPV u.-lkirll Si.it rtl fit the mischievous wags about him took an unfair advantage ot. A hen he was asleep in his berth, thev would whisper in his ear, giving nun au uie tuuaus o, a uuei, a sh.pwrccK, or a ,, ; m3 ,,., consciously followed the narradve untd he was routed tt action by the climax, ami woke by springing out of bed. For tunately for society, such cases arc rare. The Value op Education. Jake was heard calling across the fence to his neighlxir's son, a colored youth w ho goes to school at the Atlanta colored univer- sity: Look hyar, boy, you goes ter school, ilon t you : "Yes, sir," replied the boy. Gittiir eddykaskun, ain't yer?" "Yes sir." "Larnin' Yithmetic and figgerin' on slate, eh?" "Yes sir." "Well, it don't take two whole days to make an hour, do it? "W'y, no!" exclaimed the boy "You was gwine ter bring dat hatchet back in an hour, warn' yerf "Yes, sir." "An it's bin two days sence yer bor rowed it. .Now, what good seddykashun gwine ter do you thick-skulled niggars when yer go to school a whole year an' deu can't tell how long it takes to fotch ' ..ii I : v .i.n. nisi back a hatchet l" The Imvgot mad and slung the hatchet over the fence and half way through an ash barrel. Atlanta Constitution Waiting for Better Times. "You are having many nice dresses this year. said one Chicago belle to another the other evening. "No, I know I don't," was the reply "But why don't youT" continued the inquisitive friend. "Well, I will tell you, Madge,' was the answer. " ou see that pa says that we've got to scrimp along a little for .i w.n awhile until he can make an 'assig or something, after which he says splurge' all we want." " w " The friend h xkcd surprised for a mo menf, and then, turning to her as iciate, exclaimed in a burst of confidence: "Why, that'sjust what my father keeps saying what can they meanr A Host in Himself. It was in the allev. iust north of the Union office. Monday morninjr. that three hoodlums were en enured in the peaceful pursuit of gobbling Spencer Nott- sker's kindling. Two of the lKys were brothers and wore pretty nearly a suit of clothes between them: the other was a whole family in himself. He w ore ten vear old lioots. a full crrown vest, a mid- die-aged overcoat, a hat of very dubious age (say 75) ami a large red woolen com- forter. the ends of which hunirdown so tar that it was a continued conuici between him and them which was the longest. 4aee here, boys, said he, standing on tiptoe so that none of his garments should trail in the mud. 4Just you .... share kindling, or suthin'll happen, sure's you live I It seems the other boys thought that as they were two they had a right to two times the kindling that one could take. Not being aware tint the other boy was whole family they resented his remarks n Im-iiic too individual and picked tin I some chunks of dirty rock. "See here!" said the family boy, drop- ping ins kindling ana slapping down ins grandfather's hat in the mud. "ee here!" he yelled, unbuttoning his uncle's overcoat and dropping out of it. while he braced up his father's vest and trowsern. f . -- " I and wrapped the tails of the red com- forter three times round his neck. Then he flung his arms around and kicked his legs about iu the manner of a boneless ...i.l rr .v tt tonibti wlionn. "Droii I them stones and go home and get your two brothers and I'll whip the whole four j. a . .1 - fl : ot you l ill snow you i i in a naiivc, frceliorn American son of a gun, am, You hear me?" Tl ey were going to fight him when they thought he was only one, but when they heard his words ami their rueful eyes fell upon the various ages and sizes of his gar ments lying around, the truth dawned upon them how many constituents there were to his make-up and they tied. He resumed his attire, picked up las own kindling and that of the vanquished and walked of with an air of victory. Hock Island Union. Business Law. 1. o Ignorance of law excuses no one. It is a fraud to conceal a fraud. 3. The law compels no one to do im possibilities. ... ..... ... 4. An agreement without consideration is void. 5. Signatures made with a lead pen cil are gi m hi hi law. 6. A receipt for money paid is not legally conclusive. 7. The acts ot one partner biuds ail the others. 8. Contracts made on Sunday cannot be enforced. J. A contract made with a minor is voidable. 10. A contract made with a lunatic is void. 11. A contract made for advertising in a Sunday newspaper is invalid. 12. Airents are reiKiisiOle to their principals lor tneir errors. 13. Jvich individual iu a partnership is - ...... .. . responsible for the whole amount of the debts of the In in. 14. A minor cannot make a legal obli- gation. 15. Notes bear interest only wnen so . . . . . stated. 1G. It is not legally necessary to say on i note "tor value icceiveu. . . T I TV 17. A note drawn ou Sunday is void. 17. A note drawn on Sunday is void. . , , -. - 18. A Uttte obtained by f,aad,or from a )CrHon in a stilte of intoxication, cannot iM coMeeted bv law. be collected by law. 11K if a te be lost or stolen, it does I - - - , - .. I ..t .1... .....r-.... it,. i..ur .. .if iiih iciruac iiiu ui.mi.i. v. ...v ... not release the maker. He must pay it. WINPUXO rosTAOE ww-nie eutti r c .......... Il.....li,.' ,i-iidn rnrnnl iioonl I ' . I. hU wwu ch;iracter has been to bnug ln, l(, a lKiint oi proiouuu t-goi.s.u. I . . : .. fls nnu.'iviliir iir respondent, he said: "I have no inten- lioil f p.mingback transient newspapers ttt thi. exact ites which existed prior to ,e 3l .! Jlarch, last year. ii .r. Hamliu has the jwer wnic.i tins rema, a vvouId imply, why does Congress leg.s ate upon the question at all, or waste tune iu discussing iti Let the Maine Senator iiate his intentions to the l'ost master- General instead of a newspaper corres pondent; then write his edict upon the : ... .i it. "ate-posts, and ine tiling is none, nui perhaps Mr. Hamlin has overestimated j tie power and pervasiveness of his ego, He has show n such lamentable ignorance I re"arding the whole purjMse and force ot i hi; postal svstem. and such bluudeling tenacity in clingiug to what common sense rejected, that he will hardly be able to crowd his uew bill through as lie uui his old one; in other words, the last state of that man is worse man tne nrsi, auu the Booner he retires from a service he dies not understand the letter it will be for his own credit and the interests of the nation. Home Circle. Tiwexse vVihe Ropes. Commodore Shufeldt h is ordered the proper authori ties of the Boston Navy Yard to make r..l Hoven-iuch steel-wire hawsers. -r,. .;u ,,rohblv be the largest wire cver nm,le. The Navy Department a - . has use for immense hawsers to tow nmn- jiri Mil 1 veld in riitiex8. Jliey are nut on Ixiard the men of war for use wnen - rni.ired. The usual appliance is a 12 ;.idi henin rone, but it swells when wet. and gets verv heavy by absorption of I water. The steel-wire hawser win oe ot'on incne less iu v . ... - , .u . i ; .. . .m.iur miii'ii much lighter, non-absorbent, more pliable and durable, and in every respect better. This U a curious and, in fact, wonuenui au- vance in the application of iron aud steel to commercial uses. A hemp nawser twelve inches thick is a wonderful thing ;.. itself, but a steel-wire hawser, five inches in thickness, better answering the same purpose, is something fruitful of - . . l I .. . . : i. .. . i . i ; n thou! lit to tne siutieiii. in mii-uunuiu0 and ringing. New York Bulletin. Never be idle. When your hands are not nrullv emoioyeo. aitenu io we cultivation of your mind. The Fair Incendiary. It is now about twenty years since a young lady, an only daughter of an an cieut and noble house in the north of uermany, irom having ueen one oi me most cheerful girl, became subject to fit or the deepest melancholy. All the en treaties of her parents were insuflicient to draw from her the reason of it to their affection she was quite cofd, to their ca resses rude; and though society failed to eouveu her, sue uore ner part iu it wun Hwer of venom ami sarcasm that were as strange to her former character as they weie unbecoming toiler sex and youth. The parents contrived, during her tempo rary absence from home, to Investigate the contents of her writing dek; but no indications of a concealed or disappointed passion were to be found, and tt was equally clear that no papers had been re moved. The first news they heard ot her was, that the house in which she had been vi.iting had been burned to the ground: that she had bceu saved with uiracuity; mat ner room was noi u me pail oi iuc ounuing where me nro com- menced; that her escape at first had been taken for grauted, and that when her door was uuni opcu, tuc wa iuuuu im uanwi auu seaieu in uer usuai meiaiiciioiy on- tude, with her eyes fixed ou the ground. She returned home neither altered lu . . t . mauuer nor changed in ueuieaiior, ana as painfully brilliant in conversation when forced into it. Within two months of her return the house was burned to the ground, and her mother peiUhed lu the name .she was again round lu tlic same stale as ou the former occasion, suffered herself to be led away without eagerness or resist ance, did not alter her deportment upou hearing the fate of her mother, made no attempt to cousole the father, and replied to the condolence ot her ll lends with a bitterness and scorn almost demoniacal. 1'he father and daughter returned to a Spa for a change of scene. On the night ot her arrival the hotel was in flames; but this time the fire begau iu her apart me ut, for from her window weie the sparks first seen to issue; and agaiu she w as found dressed, seated and lu a reverie. The hotel was the property of the sov ereign of the little bt.lte iu which the Spa was situated. Au investigation took place; she was arrested, and at once con. teased that on each of the three occasions she was the culprit; that she could not tell wherefore, except that she had au ir resistible longing to set houses on tire. Each time she had striven against It a long as she could, aud was unable to w ithstand the temptation; but thi longing nrt upcr veued a few weeks utter i-Iie had been seized with a sudden depression of spir its; that she lelt a hatred to all the worm, but had strength to retrain from oaths aud curses against it. She is ut this inoineut in a madhouse, where she is allowed some liberty. She still possesses her memory, her reasouiug powers aud her petulaul wit. Reynold Neictpaptr. Worn; than Hazing. Thc Yale Freshman had a hard time of it in the Eighteenth Century, iu Scrib ner for April theie is an article on the College by Heury A. Beers, who quotes troin the old regulations: 'Lvery student," runs one of the old laws, "shall be called by his sir name, except he be the son of a nobleman, or a kiiliht eldest sou.' As betweeu the college classes, a strict subordination was enforced, and a somewhat laborious eti quette prevailed between acuity ami students. The Freshmen were almost iu .i r i.. .1... t'..i:. i. ....I. mm.- i.... i ...?. I: I C SCIIOOIS. 1 IIC IOIllFIUJ BIUIUIIJ lll'lll . . ... BPn,lllll(11 f M....m incri.tl. ... , .rravelv meant, and put lu " A , m .i. I. H C ril'SIIIUCIl, 111 Hill KiUMNLI UIIUll- I . ruii11;,,- , tn lu n ne..vrcil. ami arc ?.,l;.i.u,. u,.ur n,.l, l,i. imlln u-PallirHn tlm front d.H.r.vard of . . " ' ' . . " I tin. !.-. i. I. .nt'a r I'. .l..aa, r n li.iiivo.nl t, V en f lho a of ..t rtMlil of ,.iifl.Hr d five I t o iw,,' t,,i nnt -lr1. nv - class without beiu' niembc sof au upper class without ueiu0 ..,-.. nf nr,nnfll in.t. a Junior Weshmati and reprehend f Y J.,., 1Pi. rase, must obtain leave from a Senior, and then he may discipline a Freshman. Freshmen shall uot run in conege- ... . at yard, or up or down stairs, or call to any one through a college wiud.iw." Woman' Nature. At the street corner, ye-.terd.iy, an old apple woman offered her fruit to a vessel captain who was signing over ine got. ft! . I . .. I tunes of IsOL she wanted three cent apiece for her apples. He gave her pleasant look aud said: "Well, well. Why, you looK ns youn as you did ten years ago. dame ungiit eyes and red cheeks same white teeth. "lake au apple for two cents, captain, he replied. "I presume you are fifty years old," he continued, "but who'd know it? Lots of ladies at thirty look as old as you do." "Take au apple for a cent, captain. she answered, smiling like a rose. Some rich old fellow will come along Limi ihr. Birrhin.r for a buxom wife, Hid the captain, "aud you you won t have to i ... - 'a iiedtlle apples any more "Here, captain, two for a cent, take two of the biggest!" she exclaimed, and then ran after him ami dropped two more into Ins overcoat pocket How to Make a Nick Girl. First get i .i . svr i ui.. ... i... ..i.i . ,.,e iriri. ui, u. one uiusu i. wo nu uiu Kir, but a young one, nice and tender.) J Bring her up from early infancy on a strict diet of hot pickles, cold brandy j and water, and Freuch novels. Send her to a fashionable boarding-school to be -finishcd off:" and when she comes home for the holidays carefully develop her latent love for dress, extravagant habits Lj fondness for flirtations. Buy her the . . . .. .. i i . i . i Bing dictionary, snn ici ner go every I where and do everything she likes. By the time she is twenty-one she will be quite a nice girl Kkef good company or none at all. Stage NonneiiHe. We were speaking to a fi lend the other day, respecting the merits of a "celebrated tragedian." when we had occasion to com ment on tho rant of the stage -tho loud mouthing, the outrageous gesture, tho furious rolling of the eyes, the stride, swords that rattle in the hilt, and all the "pomp and circumstance" of the modern drama. Fancy this style carried Into real life. On being Introduced to a lady you would say, throwiug yourself Into a splcudid attitude: "M st gracious madam, on my knees, I greet you," impressively placing your light hand upon your heart. To a creditor who would not pay: "Fraudulent knave 1 l'ayest thou mo not? By yonder sun that blazes in the zenith, thee wPl I sue, and thou shalt sco thy impious name flaming the streets on posters huge!" At dinner: "Now, by my soul nud all my highest hopes, those beans arc royal. Wero I Jupiter beans should grace each royal banquet. What, ho! waiter, bring hither more beans!" To your wife: "Madam, beware thou dost excite mo not; else, being too hot with wratn, i no myself some harm. A needle here a button on my shirt see It Instantly per. formed. L. it 1 Nor leave tho task to me 1" To your batcher: "Thou ensanguined destroyer of boviues, send me some mutton ami some beef; uud mark you, let it bo tenderer than love, aud sweeter than the bee's rare burden. I would dine to-day." To a friead : "Excuse a rash Intrusion on your grace, but hast thou iu thy box a portion of that plant, ranked by the botanist among the yenut nicotiani?" or, "Most noble friend, wilt tlmu partake with me soma strong libation? Thou lookest dull to-day; 'twill cheer thy sinking heait," K.-ply: "O noble soul! alas, not ull tho wine o'f Bacchanalian levels could ease the sorrow here here! (Left arm struck several times). Oh, what a fool and arrant . knave am 1, the very sport of fortune !" This is scarcely more ridiculous than Ihrce-quaitcifc of the stage nonsense. Methods of Distinguished Authors. It Is Interesting to know what method most distinguished authors followed In the composition of thuir works. David Hume, tor Instance, wroto rapidly, but corrected slowly and laboriously. His .gcs ale full of erasures. In the wi lting ot Gibbon the erasures are tew, tor lie made alt his corrections in his mind, and never wrote a sentence till ho had bal anced hikI amended U to hi entire satis faction, cither seated iu his arm-chair, or walking on hia balcony at Laesaiiue, wilh the lake of Geneva below hiui. Dr. Adam Smith walked slowly up and down his room w Idle dictating to his clerk. Henco it is alleged that his sentences are nearly all of the same length, each containing exactly as much as the clerk could take down w hile the doctor took a single turn. Adam Smith acknowledged that lu lec tin ing he was more ilcjieiident thau the generality of professors ou the sympathy it' his class. "During whole session," he said, "a certain tudent, with a plain but expressive countenance, was ot great use to me in judging of my success. Ho sat conspicuously iu front of a pillar. I had him coustautly in my eye. If ho leaned forward to listen, all was right, ami 1 knew that I had the car ot my clsss; but if he leaned back in an attitude of li.t lessness, I felt that ail was wrong, and that I iuut either chungu tho subject or the style of my address." Adam Smith disliked nothing inoie than that moral apathy that obtiueness of moral percep tionwhich prevents man from not only seeing clearly, but feeliug strongly, lho broad distinction betweeu lrtueairJ vice. and which, under the pretext of liberality, is all indulgent even to tho blackest crimes. At a party at Dalkeith Palace, where Mr.- - , in Ids mawkish wny, win finding palliations tor some villainous transaction, the Doctor waited in patient silence until he w as gone, then exclaimed : "Now I can breathe more freely. I can not bear that man; he has no indignation in him." Skttchet i f Old Timet and JJit- taut Places. Snow-Cleaiuno in the Himalayas. The inhabitants of Zuiskiir, a district of Ltdakh, high up iu the Himalaya, live iu a severe climate. Spring, summer and HUtuiiui make, altogether, but little mora than five mouths. Winter closes In ut once, confining tho people mid tho cattlo indoors tor more thauix months. As the snow lies on the ground and the' summer is very short, Ihu people liuve been obliged by necessity the mother of invention-to devise a special Couti ivance to ch ar the snow from the fields iu time for the sow! .g. During summer and autumn earth ii collected in large quantities mid stored In Ihu houses. "In the spring, says au Lng lish traveler, "when tho Ibne of snowfall is thought to be over, and the snow in the fields is partly melted, and has begun to cake iu the sun's lays, they spread tho eaith, which absorbs warmth from tho sun, and melts the mow in contact with It. Honietimes snow falls ul'ieli, and the labor is lost, and has to be related. Ia 18(39 there were three or four layers of earth and snow thus accumulated before tho work was done." A certain Judge, whose pompous and officious ways tempted some ot the law yers to acts which his honor construed to mean contempt, fined them $10 each. When they had paid their flues, a certain dry and steady-going old attorney walked up to the bench and very gravely laid down a $10 bill. "What is that for?' said the Judge. "For contempt, your honor," was the reply. " Why, I have to, fined you for contempt," answered the judge. "I know that," said the lawyer; "but I want you to understand that' I cherish a secret contempt for this court all the time, aud I am willing to pay for It" g Tub delicacy of ordinary filendship Is such it cannot endure a naked or ragged associate.