T HfrTWiygPE NDENT Advertising Ratos. I.KUAf. VoYSCKTIMKMEKTM. On tHjiiam or tM. on Inwrllon II V) ltC '(UJIC Cdfll tUtrIK'llt lUMTtlOB. f itiNisrKM avichtini:ot. (com., THE INDEPENDENT, '. . ' ' . . rrmiiiiirti - Evttry Thursday Evenis. mdeioendent hum ir . n . r v. !:, - - - Old Court House, UlLItlIC, OI'M.ON. Ti ir. i.i. iiMj. Sn) li V enlKii.il rot. t itiKi tti ... j t i m s on fi nr i ofn so fx CO Office, 3 tlMJUtll. I , 5 3fi J OH I M i 10 on. IT M 27 M IllOUlllf).. MOM ib M M W i Ttrmi or KBlwcriplivu i cuiu muit.i j Stugle copy per jrr J So i single copy li mouth 1 50 j single uumtxr 10! I lUUUlll. is uoj 17 kVj VOL. 3. HILLSBORO, WASHINGTON COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1G, 1875. NO. 37. woo! i 1 ir. i, out so II vM ) 00, o aooul WOO Was gton The Fairy Shell. Out- day, when wandering 'on the shore That once, was ruled by MunnelJ, 1 found within a Hefted rotk A htranfly twisted, curious shell With spiral whorls of pearly white And hollows tinged with roseate liht. This shell posses-icd a wondrous power. For, placed against the listener' ear. He heard, though gentle faint and low, The tours of those tie held most dear; Though parted f ir hy land or wave. The faithful shell an ci lio gave. "i h! happy !ift to man," said I; More precious than the painter' art ; Mow oft tti it It thou, iu distant climes, 1'orn.ole the ever faithful heart, thing back the cherished voice again, . And tuke from ahsunee half its pain." " Vain are thy thought," a nymph replied; " For those who own it will lament That never through its echoes faint, 'an tidings from the love be sent; The distant sound is only caught. Hi it never a word or message brought. "Twill only waken yearning vain; Twill only pierce the tieart anew, Ami bring to mind with tenfold pain The anguish of the last adieu. When nil is lost beyond recall Tis better far a veil should fall." She ceased. I turned and threw the shell Beneath the tossing, foaming tide; Too well can memory waken grief. That man should seek for might betide; Love needs it not, for love can last When ull the thing of Time are past. The Nile 3Iysteiy. . H.tl.w of H hnl II am -- Alrmtl)' 11 r0vrr.fl In Itrcard to th Nilt- Huurrr An Intelligible Mlnlrniriil of Whai Stanley ll l)on. and lTo Do. The inarch of Stanley on this expedi tion from the East African coast through si wilderness of 700 miles of difficult swamps, jungles, malaria, ami hostile tribes of savages, furnishes one of the most remarkable examples of military sagacity, discipline and heroism, fortf tude ami successful pcrsevei since of all the heroic adventures into the heart of Jilrigiiial Africa. Yet it is apparent, from hi first report of his fifty-eight days reeonnoissance of the Victoria Luke, that the civilized world will le amply rewarded for his labors, whatever may he the fate in those African wilds reserved for him. lie so completely acclimated, however, to the pestilential air of Equatorial Africa, so thoroughly experienced as an African traveler, so iiuick. 10 provide ior an procaine contin gencies of danger, and so fully informed as to tin field ot lalor still before him, that we havr the highest contiilence that hi' will return from his enterprise crowned with all the honors ot complete success. lie has established the truth of Spekc's report that tlie Victoria Laki is one vast ioiy oi water, ami not a chain of lakes, as conjectured to' he by Burton ami as supposed to he y Living stone, lie has shown to the world that tlie wild tribes inhabiting the shoicsof this great lake occupy large tracts of amazing fertility, and that these people are rich in their resources of cattle ami elephants for a profitable trade with the outside world. Unquestionably his dis closures of these riches will shortly attract the enterprising mercantile spirit of England ami the United States to the project of openings commercial highway Irom tlie sealwuird to the V u tona Nyanza. We anticipate a similar report from the Albert Nyanza. Sir Samuel Baker, in his famous mili tary expedition up the Nile in the service of the enlightened and progressive Khe dive of Egypt, narrowly escaped w ith his command from thetreacherousand warlike savages and slave-traders on the peninsula between these two great lakes; but he gave those savages such a wholesome chastisement that they have since been comparatively peaceable. General Gor don ami Captain Long, too, sit present in the Khedive's service, having recently impressed those tribes with the invincible power of the white man, so that in cross ing over from the Victoria to the AMwrt Lake we expect that Stanley will find friend among those tribes instead of ene mies. In his circumnavigation of AIIert Lake, which has been explored only by Baker southward for 100 miles or so from its northern outlet, Stanley may solve the remaining mystery of the Nile, which is its reported' counectioir with the Tangan yika. It was by some of the natives re ported to Baker, while on the borders of this lake on his military expedition, that there was a navigable connection be tween this take and the Tanganyika; but tliis report was treated us invention, with the fact before the world that Livingstone and Stanley, in a canoe trip from Vjiji to the north end of the Tanganyika, found tiieie a river with a strong current from the north flowing into the lake. Tims a dividing ridge was established between them, as we shall presently show. Pro ceeding now to a general "explanation of 1 the Central African discoveries, we find ! that thee recorded results of nianv ex plorations within the last sixty year's an iline to the lofty ambition and the inspir ing temptation of discovering the source r sources of film wonderful Nile, and of its steady and never-failing stream, and of its annual fertilizing inundation of Egypt. Uruce, on reaching in Abyssinia the sources of the Blue Nile, thought he had discovered the head springs of the main river;' but the III lie Nile to the White Nile bears hardly the same comparison of length and drainage that the Upjer Mis sissippi bears to the great Missouri. The Viceroy of Egypt's expedition, over thirty year ago, was the first regu larly organized ami equipped undertak ing to determine the length and sources of the White Nile or main river. This expedition ascended the stream from the cataract of Egypt to a point four de gree north of the equator, and within a hundred mile of Lake Albert, when, dispirited and exhausted, it faced altout and returned down the river to Cairo. Tlie first actual discovery of one of the fountain-head of the great river was that ot Speke and (.rant, in their discovery ot the great Lake, to w hich, in honor of their Sovereign, they irave the name of Victoria, coupling it w ith tlie native name N'yanza or Niyanza. They traced it to its outlet, and its outlet they found was the Nile, or a branch of the Nile. Con vinced on their part that they had dis covered the fountain-head of the river, they so reported it, and it was so accept ed by the world until Sir Samuel Itakcr, a few years later, in ascending the main stream from Abyssinia, discovered west of the Victoria and crossing the equator, too, another great lake tributary to the Nile, to which, to honor the consort of his Sovt reign, he gave the name of Albert Niyanza. Thus it was considered that the whole problem of the sources of the Nile was settled, excepting the extent and the drainage of the Albei t Lake. Hut it was inferred by the London lioyal Geo graphical Society that this lake extended southward only a degree or two Inflow the equator, smd that, with the Victoria, it absorbed all the fountain-heads of the Nile, liut Livingstone, meantime, from Lake Tanganyika westward, had been quietly pursuing, unknown to the world, his laborious explorations and his ex traordinary discoveries in that great inte rior region of fertile lowlands, and of springs, lakes and riveis which we will call Livingstone's Interior Uasin. All ihis vast system of lakes and rivers, through the Lualaba and the Lomame, is drained into one great heavy stream flow ing westward, ami that this stream, as in an unknow n desert, is suddenly cut off. This is the Nile mystery which still re mains unsolved, and there lies the ulti mate and paramount work of Stanley in his present expedition, for here it was that Livingstone was compelled to re linquish the prize w ithin his grasp and to abandon it from sheer exhaustion. The great Interior Basin, extending through over ten degrees of latitude and stretching across twelve degrees of longi tude, may, in general terms, be described as covering an area equal to the section of the United States embraced between the latitude of this city and the Gulf of Mexico on the one hand, and between the Atlantic coast and the Mississippi river on the other. And all the drainage of the grat basin, from all its countless springs, lakes and rivers, drawn from the enor mous rainfall of Equatorial Africa, as Livingstone believed fiom his researches ami from the course of the great outflow ing river, lelongs to the Nile. In this belief he died, ami in this belief his wel come companion on the Tanganyika and his successor to his unfinished work has gone out to finish it. If established that this system of interior rivers and lakes is tributary to the Nile, then the great river of Egypt, flowing through forty-four de grees of latitude, or with a distance in a straight line of y,00i) miles between its sources and its delta on the Mediterrane an, becomes the longest river iu the world. Stanley has established its drainage by the Victoria Lake as extending to four degrees south of the equator, or thirty- six degrees from its junction w ith the sea. Thus, as our mighty Mississippi flows through only twenty degrees of latitude, it must be admitted that old Grandfather Nile, leaving out Livingstone extension, in his length and unfailing strength eclipses the ''Father of Waters." Flow ing 1,00 miles through a roasting desert without a tributary, the volume of water which the Nile carries to the sea is much less than that of the Mississippi, while its supplies from the clouds in the rainy di vision of the continent w hich it crosses are much greater. Livingstone made this lake at Ujiji his headquarter for several years, lie had been up and down it ami far to the south of it, but had not discovered its outlet when he was found nnl rescued by Stan ley. The two men in an e.edition, by lxat, as we have said, discovered a xw erful stream flowing into the lake at its northern extremity, from which they naturally concluded that its outlet was at its southern extremity, and that the stream in a southeastwardly course was discharged into the Indian Ocean. But L'eut. Cameron's discovery of the outlet of this lake causes us to regret that Living stone did not make it. This Cameron, a young and active British explorer, in a recent circumnavigation of this 1eautiful lake, discovered it outlet on its western side, ami, from our latest advices concern ing him, we presume he is now treading by boat the mazes of Livingstone's basin. The fact is established that the Tangan yika Lake is a tributary to the Lualaba, and a the Lualaba joins the Lomame w e have only to make a connection between thisstrea'm and the Nile in order to con nect the Tanganyika w ith Lake AUkmL Cameron set out on hi voyage dow n the outlet from Tanganyika fully satisfied that he was on the waters of the Congo and would come out by this river into the Atlantic Ocean. But the Lualaba and the Ijomame. which drain this interior basin, pursue a course, not westward to the Congo, but northward to the Nil?. Nor can we resist the conclusion that if the Lomame is not discharged into Lake Albert it will be found to be the Bahr-el-Ghazal, a great river which enter the Nile on the west side some 400 mile north of Albeit Lake. Petherick's ex ploration of this great tributary or main river does not overthrow this theory, for he did not pursue the B.ihr-el-Ghazal to its sources, while between the ascertained basin of the Lomame ami that of the Congo there is a chain of mountain of 5,000 feet alw.ve the sea, or some 2,000 feet above Livingstone's basin. On one map Lake All.ert is given as over two feet higher than Tanganyika, but careful measurement will doubtless give a supe rior elevation to the latter lake. It may, however, have a lower surface level than Lake Albert, and yet le tributary to the Nile through the Bahr-el Ghazal." From this brief review the reader will observe that Stanley's present expedition embraces a thorough exploration of the lakes Al bert and Victoria and their respective bas ins; that his c-irciiiiutavig:dion of the Victoria Lake has b-.-i f. uilful of inter esting discoveries and results; that his establishment of the metes and bounds of the Albert Lake will probably le attend ed with very interesting discoveries; and, finally, that in the ultimate task before him he has the high reward for this cxje- intion, in view ot the complete solution of the problem of the Nile sources. In any event, at the close of his labors in this great geographical research, he will have achieved enough to link his name and the two public journals concerned in this ex pedition in the roll of public benefactors. to whom the world will be indebted for the oiMMiing and the revelation of the hitherto sealed books of Central Africa Xea York Herald. Satan and Old Aunt I'atieuce. The unprincipled and dangerous at tempt, here recorded, to frighten an in noi .Mit peron, was quite as culpable as the manner in w Inch it was met was vie torious. A w riter in the AVir York Tsihjrr says: For an incarnation of true Christian courage, piety, leace, and real content inent, commend me to Auut Patience Iluttou, whilom of Lovell, Me. She lias passed on to the Ik tter world, but not long since. Many who see this scrap will remember her, ami surely none can remember her but with pleasurable emotion. One cool autumnal evening, while protracted meeting was in progress, a numlfcr of young men were assembled in the village tavern, ami as the conversa Hon turned ujion female courage, it was remarked that there was one woman in Lovell who could not be frightened. "A regular vixen, eh?" said an incrcdu lous one. "No, right the opposite. She is one of the kindest, and mildest, and most ten der-hearted, as well its one of the most truly devoted ami pious women that I ever knew. I allude to Aunt Patience llutton." But this thing could not be believed by the others, so they resolved to put it to the test. It was known that the old lady had gone to the meeting, and that in returning to ner home she would pass through quite a stretch of lonesome woods alone. Mine host Kimball had that day slaughtered an ox, and, armed with the skin, the party set forth for the wood. It was a bright, moonlight night, and though the shadows were deep iqutn the wood-flanked stretch, yet objects could be quite clearly discerned therein. Ar rived at the appointed place Frank F clad himself in the ox-hide, with the enormous horns protruding from his head. Certainly, if anything on earth could have apeared utterly dialolical, at that time and in that place, it ivas that satyr like masque. By-and-by the unsuspecting lady ap proached, and she was alone. She walked slow ly, her oaken staff keeping time w ith her measured step. As she came nvar, the representative of his Satanic Majesty stepped forth from his hiding-place, armed with a huge pitchfork, confronting her with si sepulchral groan. "Mercy sake alive! Who le your' asked Aunt Patience, stopping. "Hast thou not eves, woman f I am the Spirit of Evil the Evil One himself !" "Well, well," said sin in a tone of sin cere commiseration, "you're a oor, un fort'nate erect ur, sartinly. But you never'd ought'r been so proud and so ob strep'rous agin the Almighty. I can't help you !' And she quietly went her way. nor had the young men the disposition to molest her further. There was what we call an inlxirn ami indwelling faith a void of fear and guile, giving peace and comfort. Unless (perhaps) the old lady's calm goxl sense enabled her to see through the shabby trick which explanation en hances the wit without abating the wis dom of her words. Voting in Wyoming. Considering that the following oomes from a Laramie paper, it is not very bad. The paper have leen telling about the Laramie woman w ho sat down ami tin.k a good cry w hen her vote was challenged. Now let them talk about the woman at Medicine Bow, who, just a she was de jiositing her vote last election day, was surprised to hear a rough sing out: "I challenge that woman's vote." "On what grounds, sir?' "She hasn't lncn long enough in the territory." Did the woman sit down and cry over it? It is not to be recorded. Her dainty little hand glided back into the folds of her pull-back, and the next thing that audacious cuss knew he wa gazing into the muzzle of a deriner, while the fair voter said : "How long have I been in this territory, sir?" "Look out, madam don't. That cu-sed thing might go off take it away; I beg your pardon; I don't touch the trigger I-I-I'm mistaken in the woman. Please xint that the other way. I'll lick the lyin' sheep-thief that says you haven't lived in this tow n for ten years, I ww 'ar I will." He scitoted around tho corner, and she smilingly p:iscd in her ticket. Thick R was a woman passing the jost office slowly, yesterday. Her head was Ient and she was eyeing the pavement most intently. An elderly man accosted her: "Iost anything?" "Yes, sir, a breast-pin." "Gold breast-pin!" he anxiously in quired. "Yes, sir," she eagerly replied. "Pretty good sizef" he suggested. "Oh, yes, ir," said she, catching her breath in painful expectation. "Well." said the elderly individual in a tone of sympathy, "I never lost a breast pin myself, but I imagine it's no joke to lose one," and he walked thoughtfully on. Scrxe, an examination. Tutor sees a mysterious and suspicious looking paper fall to the floor. He also sees an oppor tunity todistinguish himself. Cautiously he advances to the attack and captures the paper. He reads : u8old again" A liar should have a good memory. TKS PIHESIDS. The Christniu-H Turkey. After drawing the turkey, riuse out with several waters, and in next to the last mix a teaspoouful of soda. Tho in side of a fowl, especially if purchased in tho market, is sometimes very sour and imparts an unpleasant taste to the stuffing. if not to the inner part i ine jegs ami sidel Mines. The soda will act as a cor rective, and is moreover very cleansing Fill the Ixnly w ith this water, shake well, empty it out and rinse with soda water. Then prepare a dressing of bread-crumbs, mixed with butter, pepier,valt, thyme or sweet marjoram, ami wet wun nov water or milk. You may, it you like, add the Iieuteu yolks of two eggs. A little chopped sausage is esteemed an improvement when well incoriforatcd with the other lugre dieuts. Or, mince a dozen oysters and stir into the dressing; and, if you are partial to the taste, wet the bread-crumb with the oyster-liquor. Tho effect ujmhi tho turkey-meat, particularly that of the breast, is very pleasant. Stuff the craw with this and tie a string tightly around the neck, to prevent the escaiH of the stuffing. I hen nil the Iody of the turkey, and sew it up with a strong thread. This and the neck-string are to Ik removed when the turkey i dished In roasting, if your fire is brisk, allow alxmt ten minutes to a pound, but it will depend very much uiwni the turkey s agt w hether this rule holds good. Dredge it w ith flour !efore roasting, and baste often ; at first with butter ami watr, afterward with the gravy in the dripping-pan. If you roast in an oven and lay the turkey in the pan, put it in with a teacup of hot water. Many roast always upon a grating placed umii the top of the pan. Iu that case the boiling water steam the under part of the fow l, ami prevent the skin from drying too fast, or cracking. Koast to a dark brown, and if it threaten to darken too rapidly, lav a sheet ot white paper over it until the lower part is also done. Stew the chopped giblets in just enough water to cover them, and when the turkey is lifted from the pan, add these, with the water in which thev were loiled, to the drippings; thicken with a sjoonful of browned Hour, wet with cold water to pre vent lumping, lxil uponctf and lxtur into the gravy-lxiat. If the turkey is very fat, skim the dripping well lie fore putting in the giblets. Serve with cranlerry sauce. Some lay fried oysters in the dish around the tur key. Lkmoxs foii Fkvek. When jhtsohs are thirsty and feverish lieyond what is natural, one of the best "coolers, inter nal or external, is to take a lemon, cutoff the top, sprinkle over it some loaf sugar, working it downward into the lemon, and then suck it slowly, squeezing the lemon and adding more sugar as the acid ity increases. Invalids with feverishness may take two or three lemons a day in this manner with the most marked Ix-ne-fit, manifested by si sense of coolness. comfort and invigoration. A lemon or two thus taken at teatime, sis an entire substitute for the ordinary super, would give many a man a comfortable night's sleep and an awaking of rest ami invig oration, with an apM-tite for breakfast to w hich thev would otherwise be strangers Thkke is a movement on foot in Eng land to establish "village school kitch ens. 1 he scheme has len Iouml well in some instances. The elder girls are told off for the puriKtse and work to gether, six at a time, two as cooks and four a kitchen maids. The meat cooked is sold at a low price, sometimes to the parent of the children at the school, sometimes to such of the scholars as come from a distance and are glad to le spared the burden of carrying their dinners with them. The cooking is only carried on on certain ilayo, and so well has the work been arranged with respect to the other school iH'cupations, that the needlework ami general efficiency of the scholar has not suffered in the least, and they have been especially commended for their cul inary triumphs by the diocesan inspector. Lemon Puefs. One quart of milk, the yelks of ix eggs, two cups of white sugar, two tah!esHntu!s of flour, three lemons. Beat the eggs, sugar and flour together well; beat the egg first, then add the lemon juice; have your dish lined with paste; do not add the milk until you are ready to put it into the ovon. Beat up the whites, add fine white sugar, a large teacupful, and lxat very light; flavor to taste. hen the custard is done spread the icing over it, set it back in the oven, let it brown nicely. Eat when cold. It is a decided mistake to supixise that plants are unhealthful in sleeping apart ments or sitting rooms. Of course, if the flowers exhale a strong ierfume tuch as that of tuberoses, hyacinths and daplines, they make the air too iwlorous to Ikj de sirable at night; but healthy, growing plants absorb the canonic acid in the atmosphere, ami keep it pure and agree able. They are, in fact, the lest disen fectants that can le employed. Bakley Mrsii. Have soft water lull ing in an iron or Mrcelain-lincd kettle; sift in the meal with one hand while stir ring with the other until of the consist ency you prefer, say so thick that it will not settle flat, or even a little thicker. Cover close ami place where it will sim mer from forty minutes to an hour. Trim with sweet stewed fruits and fruit juices or eat with fresh berries. Crackers. To one cup of "A" and one cup of "B" oatmeal, add two-thirds of a cup of cold water; work it one or two minutes, and then spread it with a spoon about three-sixteenths of an inch thick on a well-oiled pan; cut into squares of the size which you would have the crackers by merely running a knife smoothly through from side to side; bake in a slow oven until the moisture is well dried out. Do not brown them at all. Lick ox Roses. The best remedy is tobacco water, made by pouring a gallon of boiling water on four ounces of tobac co, and covering until cold. The shoots may be syringed, or dippeu m it. Prayer-lunik Forgotten. The follow ing story is unique iu itself, and, though slightly bordering on the sacrilegious, is strictly true: A hospitable city rector, in the city of centennial glon had a Western German missionary staying with him during some convention or cler ical gathering. One night he went some distance to marry a couple at the bride s father's house, and, for company's sake the Western brother went with him. Sud denly the rector exclaimed: "There! I have forgotten my prayer Ihmik, and these eopIe are Presbyterians What shall I do?" "Vy, zurelv, you knows de zervize by dis dime," said the German brothel. "Go on mitout any Ixtok." "Well, let u see," said the clergyman "how docs it begin? We will walk on; 1 will repeat it, ami you concert me if I get it w rong. "Yah vhole!" answered the GermsMi. " 'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and the face of this company ' That is right?" said the minister. "Yaas," said the German. to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which w Inch what come next? inquired the icr plcxed lector. "Vich? Let me see," replied the Ger man missionary, "how dH;s it go? Oh, yaas ! 'Vich, being so divine and comfort able a thing to those who receive it worthily, and so dangerous to them who presume to receive it unworthily "Hold on, man!" said the astonished minister, "you have gone iuto the com munion service; I can never get straight now." Another mistake like this happened to a very absent-minded clergyman, who stood up before a bright roomful of joy ous people, and began the wedding-ser vice as tollows: "'Man that isliorn of woman hath but a short time to live and i full of mis ery " "Stop, stop!" cried out the astonished groom, "we came here to be married, not buried." A Gentleman. W hat is a gentlrman? I'll tell you. It is simply this a man of H-rfect and un sullied honor. No man, however tine his clothes, or how elegant his manners, can be a gentleman unless his instinctive sense of honor is line as the ear of a musical composer, who listen to musicians who play hi own works, so that he could not do a "tricky," a dishonest, a mean or a cruel thing for the whole world. He will not Ikj honorable only in those plainer path over which the law keep a strict watch. Of course he w ill pay his debts and forlxar to lie or steal, or to have more wives than one; and his word is as giMHl as oath or bond could Ik. Being decently honorable he will keep his given promise to a man ami his troth-plight to a girl, ami will refrain from circulating scandal concerning a woman, or showing his love-letters; bat there are also a thou- sand delicate jK-ints on which he has no doubt whatever. Me knows w hen he may give ami when he may take; when he may kiss, and when a kiss is an offence; when a thing may be forgiven, and w hen to tor give, or rather to torget, would le an eter nal stain upon hi honor. For in this world to blot out some memories is to blot out one's own life. Not that a man need seek revenge, but he must remem ber that he musn'tgive an honorable baud to beclusjed by one which is stained with dishonor. He take no favor that it is not right to take, and so he ever takes one generously ami returns it when he may. Those who trust in him trust well; they are never betrayed. The man of honor is the man w ith a heart, therefore he is never a flirt. He leaves uo woman in doubt as to whether he is her friend or lover no, not the vain est or silliest of her sex; and when he marries he has no secret from his wifo, nor does she have any from him. He would lift a letter from the ground with the seal uppermost, as certainly if you were not present a if you were, for lie docs none of these things because he desires you to think him what he is, but because he is what he is by nature. And I suppose, after all, it is just that: he was born a gentleman. God gave him all these finer feelings, and he only acts up to them; but still it is all the same, and the broad dividing line that separates the snob and the gentleman is, that this lat ter is a man of honor. Piuskim'm Pit Mill ess has lieen translat ed into Japanese. The Athenrum says: I he vernacular literature of Japan is extending at a rapid rate, adaptations of the Ijest English text book on geography and physical science being published al most monthly, and though far from being iverfect productions, attaining a wide cir culation. Japanese writers have the greatest difficulty in hading accurate equivalents in their own language lor r.u ropcan words used to denote recent Eu roiean studies and scientific terms. They are almost always obliged to paraphrase; thus dynamite becomes 'the powerful thing torpedo, 'under water burster,' and so on. Dr. Am. en, of Philadelphia, told a good story on himself in hi speech anent the Irccdmen. He was preaching one day away down iu Tennessee, when an old Methodist brother, of the African per suasion, came to him after the sermon and said: "I like to hear you preach, for I understand your preaching." Dr. Allen replied, "I am glad of it." ."But I under- .....! U'tr. 1 vm GUV T linrtA urt " said the doctor, "for I try to make myself understood." Again the old man came to the charge. "Yes," he said, "I understand you je"- at well as if you teat a nigger." Dr. Allen thought it a rare compliment. An inquisitive Freshman inquired of a Senior what the President was lecturing about this term. The Senior informed him that he had been lecturing on Eras mus and Luther. "O, I see," says Freshie ; "he is lecturing on biblical charac ters r Thonian Xunt. I'ew readers need to be informed that it was the war which developed and brought to light the caricaturist of the United States. Thomas Nnsd. When tho war began he was a boyish-looking youth oi cigniecn, wno nan already wmi em ployed as a draughtsman upon the Bins trated press of New York ami London for two years. He had ridden in Garibaldi s train during the campaign of IS((I, which freed Sicily and Naples, ami sent sketches oi the leading events home to ew i ork and to the London Illuttrattd Xntt. But it was the secession war that changed him from a roving lad with a swift encil for sale into a patriot artist, burning w ith the enthusiasm of the time, llarptr't Weekly, circulating in every town, army, fort, camp and ship, pi acini the whole country within his reach, and lie gave lorth from time to time thofcc powerful emblematic pictures which roused the citizen and cheered the soldier. In these curly works, produced amidst the harrow ing anxieties of the war, the serious element was of necessity dominant, and it was this qual ity which give him so much Influence They were as much the exwessiou of heartfelt conviction as Mr. Curtis most impassioned editorials, or Mr. Lincoln's Gettysburg sjeech. This I know, be cause I sat by his side many a time w hile he was drawing them, and was w itli him often at those electric moments when the idea of a picture was conceived. It was not till the war was over, and President Andrew Johnson lcgan to "swing round the circle," that Mr. Nast's pictures Ie came caricatures. But they were none the less the utterance of conviction. Whether he is wrong or right in his view presented of a subject, his pictures are a much the product of his mind as they are of his hand. Concerning the justice of sonic of his political caricatures, there must be, of course, two opinions; but happily his greatest achievement is one which the honest portion of the people all approve. Caricature, since the earliest known eriod of its existence, far back in the dawn of Egyptian history, lias accomplished noth ing else equal to the series of about forty five pictures contributed by Thomas Nast to llarper't Weekly for the explosion of the Tammany King. Theso are the ut most that satiric art has done in that kind. The fertility of invention displayed by the artist, week after week, for months at a time, was so extraordinary that people com hided, as a matter of course, the ideas were furnished him by others. On the contrary, he cannot draw from the sug gestions of other minds. His more cole- brsitcd pictures have been drawn iu quiet country places, several miles from the city iu which they were published. James Pauton, i J farmer .Wngizine for December. What isi Men Want ! Office? The universal mania for holding some public ollice is surprising to us. Few public places can be regarded us conlci' ring honor on the incunilx-nts. Formerly, to Im elected to a public office was a proof of merit. It can hardly be considered so any longer. Chicanery and partisan ma chineiy are tin controlling forces in our jHipular elections. iheu as to coui'K-nsation, H a man takes only honest pay it i seldom larger than the compensation for private service of a similar grade. A candidate is subjected to all manner of abuse; his indejH'iidence Is diminished; his eace of mind Is destroyed; his feci lugs are ciuuittered; his laniiiv is an noyed ami made uncomfortable and anxious. Why should a sensible lawyer Im a candidate lor office! Ac i ork Jsdger. In Hememiikance. In one of the Hey, DeWitt Th Image's sermons he introduce the following anecdote : I saw an account oi a litue ooy who was to Im; takeu by a city missionary, w ith some other boys, to the country to hud homes. He was well clad and hud a new hat given him; but while the missionary was getting the other children ready to go,-this boy went into the corner and took the hat he had thrown off and tore the lining out of it. The missionary said, "What are you doing with that hat? You don't want it. What are you tearing the lining out of it for?" "Ah!'' said the Imy, "that was made out of mother's dress. She loved me very much Iefore she died, and I have nothing to remember her by but the lining." And so the boy tore it out and put it in his bosom. On one occasion a clergyman, after pro nouncing the Ix'uedictiou ujmmi the kneel ing couple before him, extended his hand to congratulate the young husband, w hen he, with an injured, indignant air, waved his hand away, saying at the same time, "It is alt right, sir; the first groomsman w ill attend to that." I he same minister ias another story of an old uncle who brought his niece to the rectory on a cold. rainy day, to Ik? married, ami, who, after the ceremony, fumbled about for a two- dollar bill, and, not being able to find it, said, as he handed the parson a hve-doilar note, "Take the change out of that for a two-dollar job; it's a kind of wet-aml-cold-like to-day, and I guess two dollars will Ik about the thing. The Act of Conirress which provided for "celebrating the one hundredth Anni versary of American IndeKndence, by holding an International Exhibition of Arts, Manufactures, and Pruducts of the Soil and Mine," authorized the creation of the United States Centennial Commis sion, and entrusted to it the management of tho Exhibition. This body is composed of two commissioners from each State and Territory, nominated by the respective Governors, and commissioned by the Pres ident of the United States. The enter prise, therefore, is distinctly a national one, and not, as has sometimes been stat ed, the work of a private corporation. The richest woman In America is a miss, ner income is f l.uuu a day, ana the gentle ferocity of her name is Kitty Wolfe. 1 Poverty's phrase loses its pith, for here is a Wolfe good to adore. Wuyftfn Which the Sun Influence the Earth. If wc now turn to the sun we find that there are three distinct forms in motion which animate Uh fctirfaco particles. Iu the first place, each particle is carried round by the rotation of our luminary. Secondly, each particle is influenced by the gigantic nietcorologicnl disturbance of the surface, in virtue of which it may acquire a velocity ranging as high us 1210 or 140 miles a second ; and lastly, each particle, on account of it high tempera ture, is vibrating with extreme rapidity, and the energy of these vibrations com municated to us by means of the ethereal medium produces the w trll known light aud heat effect of the sun. - Now, is it philosophical to suppose that it is only the last of these three mo tions that influence our earth, while tho other two produce absolutely no effect? On the contrary, we are, 1 think, com (tcllcd, by considerations connected with the theory of energy, to attribute an in fluence, whether great or small, to the first two as well as to the last. We are thus led to suppose that tho sun must influence the earth in three ways, one depending on his rotation, another on his meteorological disturbance, and a third by means of the vibrations of his surface particles. But we have already seen that, a a matter of fact, the sun does appear to in fluence the earth In three distinct ways one magnetically and meteorologically, depending apparantly on his jteriod of rotation; a second cyclontcally, ueiH?nd- Ing aparantly on the metoorological con ditions of his surface; and a third, by means of his light and heat. Popular Science Monthly. Wanted A Minister. A ne w.iii iter In Milwaukee. Wis., bub- lished the following among Its advertise ments the other day : Wasted A rector for St. James' Parish. Milwaukee. Wis. He must pos sess all the Christian graces and a few worldly ones: must have such tact and diofeitlon us will enable him to side w ith all parties in the parish on all (Mints, giving offence to none; should possess a will of his own, but agree with all tho vestry; must be socially inclined and of dignified manners; affable to all, neither rnniiinLr after tho wealthy nor tiirninor back upon the poor; a man of High Low Church tendencies preferred; must le w illing to preach llrst-class sermons and do first class work at second class corn pensation; salary should not be so much of an object as the desire to be a zealous laliorcr in the vineyard, should bo able to convince all that thev are miserable sin ners without giving offeuce; each sermon must Iks short but compieia in iisen -full of old-fashioned theology in modern dress deep, but popular, and li'eo from the eloquence (teculiar to newiy-gradu ate.l theologians ; should i young enough to In; enthusiastic, but posse the Judgment of one of ripe year. He only who possesses the ulvo qualifica tions need apply. To such a oue will I given steady employment for a term of years. For further information apply to any meiiiln'r of the congregation. Separation After Tlilrty-Four Yohih. A man of reputed wealth was recently (tut under bonds, iu Brooklyn, for the supjHM t of his w ife, w hom be had aban doned after they had lived together thirty-four year and had seven children, five ot whom are living. It is not strange that among tho mil lions of marriages that take (dace there should Iks some ill-sorted matches; but ordinarily any Incongruity of temper or character i speedily discovered. There is Komcthintf marvelous iu the voluntary separation of a husband and a wife after they have lived together for the long (H-riod of thirty-four years, and tho large, family of seven children have been Inirn to them. There are but few causes to which such a terrible domestic calamity can be at tributable. The most probable of these i the imbibing not of alcohol, but of false notions of the conjugal relations aud of family obligations. These notions find their fullest expression in the affinity theories advanced by the advocates of the detestable free-love idea. Such doctrines are among the most dangerous inculcated by any teachers of the present day. When accepted, they are most ruinous in their operation and effect. The interference and Intermeddling of outsiders between married parties are pernicious enough in many instances; but hardly anything else than the false lights displayed by teachers who teach error can lead astray and to a separation mar ried persons who have lived together more than third of a century. "Now go and learn a trade," said Stephen Girard to a clerk, who, having served him faithfully from boyhood, went to him on his twenty-first birthday ex pecting promotion. "What trade, slrt" "Good barrels and butt must be in do mand while you live. Go and learn the cooper's trade, and when you have made a perfect barrel, bring it to me." The young man went away and learned the trade, and in time brought to his old master a splendid barrel of hi own make. Girard examined it, and gave the maker two thousand dollar for it; and then said to him: "Now, sir, I want you in my counting room; but henceforth you will not be dependent upon the whim of Stephen Girard. Let what will come, you have a giKKl trade always in reserve." At a recent "Centennial Party" held in Terie Haute, Ind., there were displayed a pair of silver knee-buckles, once the property of George Washiodon : a i.ulr of yellow buckskin gloves, worn by John iiancocic; a watcn made in 1733; a coffee-pot more than one hundred years old, and a mahogany chest In which cruineaa were brought from England to this coun try in the time of the Itevolutton. to car the Hessians with.