Eugene City OKTJSJ?? HA rUKDAY I Kit 10 TO CORRESPONDENTS. An Englishman with T'lmn with an Knghsb wife gt into a serious altercation over the 8;uth African war. For a time ih women stood (or nationality, and against Ibor . i ....i i- km I.,.,. (.,. fioht vn The business department ot i -. " - the WEEKLY GUARD la caused j fHt and furious o hinged base and considerable trouble by corre- foaKht lik tigera for their respsc lllSff USSttSi tive husbands. When the police got letters referring to the ! the scene one of the men win un per or Dusineja conn.www r 7it i. THF .IIAHU. Eugene, Oregon. rvmaniriim wtiiln the women were tearing at each other's hair ard 'clothing. BessBBII Klw II,.- OreROOiaD, not unexpect- KKTLKl't HHAMK- After the cabinet meeting at Washington Friday the following ill. i. Hi. -I, iu authorized: "'('he idly, justifies the murder ot yov" preaideut and cabinet decides thai aroor (Joebel, of Kentuoky. That dq n&1 yet aren to ju-tify the L . lin I I it r a ,,;ipT vthh iwvr iuwwm, ... intervention o! the DMOOM o? .A. ...I ; I . I r VI. V riltl IM'i'Hlll" 'I" III'", to (.x-Hk a good word for a political Opponent, living or dead, being more vindictive if posible toward the di. nl. U never finds a crime tin dastardly to condone, if it is -r-M-tratiil upon one who does not be loea to ill DartI or li)ue. That Hie attempt! murder of Goebel was ernment in Kentucky, and has so informed the governor." Home sig nificance may attach to use of the word "governor," inasmocb as Taylor was the person to whom the dispatch was forwarded. The use of the word "yet" carries the Im plication that the administration would take a ban 1 under certain . WUUIU IBIUI nun. premeditated airir, concocted in j corj(HtiorjS It j, DOt impossible the stale house, lio otm ooiim-. Pooc Kentuekyl While a nor- derer site, red 'banded, in her s L.lilu t..m aaaaMaalaJ Willi Vt rliiiir, ..muuig ' umm., : ... .. ,1 .ivil l.vv In r flririulll- Ufinrl NN WfN pawwf o- tion ih nearly as complete as that of Oregon whose chief newspaper hraienly and unblushingly palli ates and defends the assassin's cow ardly act, uBITtt Tail OOUattU. that Taylor has consulted Wash ington in regard to the situation and modes of procedure. The attempted aesassi nation of Governor Goebel places the rival claimant, Taylor, in a dangerous predicament.' Should Goebel die Taylor would be discreet in claim ing some other home thsn Ken tucky. In that state feuds prevail, and it is often a blow for a blowl I l,c. f,.r t,f. At nraiutnt I iivliT 'III I III' mi - J Governor iaylor holds the 'ort f . . i IIIUII aaw w V in the Kentucky oapiwi. no uin- , . A-taA - .urruuuueu uy nwpo, i not propoee 10 inae any being ousted by the courts, evading service of legal wriH issued then from by military surveillance , . I t tiit I'HI .ill. I mill the grounds con nected therewith. Happily such, A sample or ill-timeu omctai in wauton violation of the spirit ol , terferenoe comes from Astoria. The nor free institutions is rare. Courts Columbia river lightship broke ner to callers except most trusted friends. Hut this state of affairs cannot last long, and he will he ure the organised arbiters of such disputes, aod the BUI) who refuses to submit to their orders is not worthy of the executive position in a great stale. It may 1 claimed that the court- are partisan, and would not do justice, but the man who is nil willing to obey the Isw and submit his claimB to judicial arbitrament is not in a position to make such a claim. If wronged by the organized c tartl he would have his day when ngain allowed to appeal to the great court the people. THK 'IK UK MOSilOK UOCTillNK. "In the wars ol the European lowers, in matters relating to them selves, we have never taken any part, nor does it comiorl with our interest to do so. With the movements in Ibis hemisphere, we are ol necessity more immediately connected. We owe it, therefore, to candor anil to the am icablo relations existing between the United States and these powers, to declare that we should cousider any attempt on their part to ex tend their system to any portion of this hemisphere as dangerous to our peace and safely. With ihe existing colonies or dependencies of any Kuropean DOWSI we have not inlerlered and shall not interfere." Message of President Monroe in 1838. TAKING TB R YOTJlU MF.N. The horrors of war are about to mooring and drifted on the beaoh a tew weeks since and on Thursday a wrecking crew and steamer were ready to pull her oil, the weather being very lavorable, but orders for delay came from Washington. Late that afternoon heavy weather blew up, and it may be several weeks liefore another favorable opportu nity occurs. So deep has the military craze taken root in Loudon that swell dinner parties are using khaki ta blecloths, with bright ted flowers placed in imitation of cavalry boot. Considering the heavy list of fatal ities in the TratiBvaal representa tions ol trenobes, with diminutive spades, could be appropriately ad ded to the table decorations. A woman suing for divorce in Coos county has been ordered to pay $4 a week alimony to her hus band, pending the decision ot the court. Hero is a case that needs the attention of the reformers, says the Myrlle Point Enterprise Things are oomiug to a fine pass in this country when the curl ex pects a man to live on $4 a week. compelled to appear put Holy, though apprehensive of deadly as sault at any moment. Few men are ambitious enough to accept luestionable honors with such per ilous risks. The must lender sympathy of our community goes out to those hose dead oome hark from the HANDLING FERRETS. MOW PROFfcSaeONAL RAT CATCHERS USE THE ANIMALS. nil1 norrors oi wtw are novuv " , ... ... . .. , Philippines where life was lost in come home to the common people " of Great liritain, the first lime for :!5SB A draft will be made ., . :t. HaiMMn. .n,i VII n V 1M itMIII D SB1 t D rv IV nil. tilled rOOCl) riders are making a shining mark for the rifles of the plebian but patriotic Boer. many years lo raise ninety thousand additional men. I'nmarri! men between the ages of eighteen and thirty years are liable to service for five years Ninety thousand men selected New York newspapers are grow- between those ages, and of good ing modest. None ol them has physique, will take no small pro- claimed the credit for Doer sue portion of that class from the pop- cesses in South Africa, ulaiion trotu which they will be; drawn in the main, that of Kng-! Krenon Tan.y Warsra, the world's land, Scotland and Ireland. The i "" remedy for Irregular ami pain , . , ,. ful periods of ladles; are neTsr falling last census, that of lblU. gave the bJ M j United KinadOOl a total DOpuU- Krvnoli Tausy Wafsrs are the only rr- t on ol nearly Ihirly-eighl minions. iiatii frmais reme.iv in the world; I More limn two percent wtll I con- Ctlptsdi Uanville, Illinois, comes to the front with an international ooutlict the result of an argument over the Tfcw rurr Ur, lawsOi i .mi. iii.-ii An I H" Whav Trap aaS Palaaa Pall Thar Arm OaaWSWjtf Wuik Wllh a Maaala. Weasel, sud Isireta," said a pnu fsaaluoal rat catcher, "ara about U. same thing. Th ImporUd farm, trained to the tjuslness are larger than the waael, that Is all After I am through wlUi rat catching I us. my fer rets to hunt rabbit, out of bruab piles, bay and straw stacks, which l a prof Itabla bualoeM wbeu rabbit, ar. plenty. What you call rabbit, over here we Id England call bare. "When a luaii one start. In a. a profes.loD.1 rat catcher and gets to understand training and working far ret, there Is such an attraction In the trade that be never willingly give. It up. It', a profitable bu.lueM without too much competition." "Do th. fair an ever bit. you 7" "It', a very careles. .nd awkward man that get. bitten by a trained fer rat wiiei, on. 1. bltUn by an enrag ed ferret, the bite I. of a very severe character, extr.m.ly painful and .low tO In-Ill " Am th. rat catcher talked a 0-montb-oid ferret bl. fiery llttl. eye. gle.m Ing Ilk. living gem., wa. crawling over bl. lap and trying to get In under his coat Tbls fellow," said th. rat catcher, "Is a. gentle a. a kitten and like, to b.v hi. back rubbed and to bv caressed as wall a. any cat you ever aaw. When the ferret bite, a rut'. Deck, he know, exactly what be 1. do ing, and bU front teath, cutting like rasora, go rtgbt through tb. jugular. "Of course we generally muxxl. them when w. .end them In after rata, and w. alway. uiuulo tbeni wben we send them In after rabbits. If tbelr twth were at liberty, tbey would kill the first rat or rabbit tbey met and would remain In tb. bole sucking Its blood. Wben we put a ferret Into a house aft er rata, w. .top up .11 the bole, at the outald. of the house except one or two. Over theM we place bag., and the fer rets, driving the gam. before them, run the rat. Into tb. bags. W. keep th. ferret without hi. ordinary meal, before ualng blni, .nd tbi. make, hint keener In bl. chase. "If. mighty easy to spoil a ferret. After a young ferret has been badly bitten by a rat sometimes happen., you can't get blm to go Into a bol. muscled. Hut wben a ferret I. full grown and ha. th. .kill and courage that h. .bould have be Is a boly terror to rata and Is a valuable animal. I would nat sell a well trained ferret for 60, thef rlco of a good horse. Bucb a ferret I should be willing to put In a pit with 60 rata, and tie could In a abort time kill every one of them. IUU are great fighter, when they are cornered, but no other animal of the same sis. ha. a. much courage as a ferret or weasel. "In England the largest ferrets aro called polecat ferret, and are a cross of tbo two animals, which are much alike. In this country the word po'e- cat Is applied to tho skunk, an entirely different animal. The word polecat Is supposed to be an abbreviation of Polish cat, and the animal abounds all over Europe- The mink Is much Ilka th. weasel, except that It Is larger, and many depredations that are at tributed to the weasel are committed by the mink. All thesu animals prowl by night, and they frequently go many tulle. In search of food, oveu comlug Into towns and the suburbs of cities." Audubon, who was a close student of nature, was delighted with tho weasel, or American ferret It. long flexible body. Its eitraordlnary length of neck, the closeness of Its fur, Its keeuuess of scent, Its wonderful agili ty and quickness of movement all ex cited his admiration. An American writer says: "The com mon weasel has sometimes been caught and carried off by largo hawks and owls. Horry was the experience of the captor lu sucb cases, lie has caught a Tartar. Tho captive will bite Into the sides of the eueniy, so that both will fall to the ground, the bird mortally wounded and tbo weasel usu ally comparatively unhurt Tho weasel's courage In defending It self when attacked by birds of prey Is universally admitted, nor Is It deficient lu fierce opposition to dogs and even men wbeu Its nest Is Invaded by ei ther. It usually kills for food, biting through the head Into the brain with such expertness that It. victim can scarcely utter a cry of pain. It usually eats the brain tlrst; then the rest of the body follows In puroulng mice, rata and mole. It follows them Into their run. or holes. A wessel's proximity to a poultry yard Is not to be desired. Hut In barns, hayricks aud grain stacks It Is decidedly ad vantageous, ss It will surely exteml uate or drive away rats and mice." Tbo weasel's characteristics are not ' ... i i.. ... , , . , ... i ... . . . i. -ii m (4i v ,' . niiiriivi, d.i.i u,,n, v a weasel asleep" and "Sooner trust a weasel with eggs." Stories aro told 1 that a weasel will watch a hen on the nest for sn hour, waiting for a freshly laid egg. Indianapolis News. LEARNING TO SMILE THUEE CARD MONT E. Oaa af lb HarSeat Tklaaa Par Ika M.I tU lit). The thluir I found hardest to laWI lu in? busluess wa. to smile," said a professional gfmMH who did a very clever specialty recently at one oi inn li 1,1 theaters. "I utartei out in srro- batlc work when I was only l! years old as one of a 'family' of five. My liiatrurtuT was Charlen MelionuM, au .Id time clrcu. performer ami one of the best of his day. bile be was pui iin me throuah my paces be wa continually yelling: 'Look pleaaant! ff.k uleaaant. And my main troumc for year. wa. In following that same un it. "No matter how hard I tried 1 would - mvaelf. and wben I was doing an extra hard turn' I wa. certain to make horrible face., .crew up my eye. and grit my testh. It took all the ef fect out of my act and must have aeemed very fuuuy to the people in ih. .mil, .nee Often, after performing some difficult feat I bavo been morti fied to bear a roar of laughter, and at u.t I .lctermlued to either learn how to smile or quit the business. I got the knack at last, and now It has o- come a sort of second nature. "The oolut Is a great deal more Im portant than one would suppose. I know an equilibrist 'or Instance, who u n notiular on the vaudeville cir cuit not so mucb on account of the difficulty of his act as the smiling ease with which It Is apparently aoue. iou would never supoae from his face that h. was making any special exer tion, and that of Itself gives remarka hie grace and finish to his work. "I am not the only one lu the bust naaa however, who has found It hard to smile at the right time. Almost ev ery ballet dancer, eccentric character ilnnrer ami Bklrt dancer has hail trou ble on tbe same score. Most of them finally acquire a horrible fixed grimace that Is supposed to lie a smile, but has no more suggestion of merriment than a brick wall. It is produced by cultl vat Ing a certain set of muscles and made to appear and disappear on the principle of pulling a String." NSW Or leans Times-Democrat nottatt from I'arU: take nothing elae. hut Insist on genuine; In red wrapper with crown trade mark, t.a Krauoe Prugl'onipany, Importer., Sue Turk Kt, Haupranclaeo. Kor sale by all drug gist., or ant In plain wrapper direct U I I'! of I A Freak at Ihe Ll.hlalaa. A curious case of lightning destruc tion took place at Oatchlna, an Im perial summer residence not far from St. Petersburg, where stood a stone column 60 feet high, held together by iron angles. Wheu rain fell, mora or less water pentrated the stone. In the Interior of the monument. One day It was struck by lightning, ami Instantly the whole column disappeared from vl.w, killing a lone seutry on guard Tbe only explanation Is that th. heat of the lightning Instantly generated Steam on coming In contact with some of th. water, and th. terrific explosion followed. MANAGING SMALL BOYS. Hew Some Mothera Take All the Spirit Out of Thrai. "1 am always made sorry when I ride lu tbe cars, through the shopping, districts particularly," said the wo man to a newspaper man. "to see the mothers 111 treat small lioys. It Is ethical cruelty, hut quite as disastrous as physical III treatment might be. It seems to me. "I see poor little fellows of 7 aud B, nice little men who would OS inauly If they were allowed to lie, pOSDSd Into that seat and out of It Into another an If they were so many little dummies. They usually are very ueurly that, for seven or eight years of such pushing aud pulling Is enough to take all the spirit out of a small boy unless he has DH USUSJ vigor of character. "A boy of that age ought to be be ginning to look out for his mother aud finding seat, for her. Occasionally a sensible mother, who treats her boy like a human being. Is to be found, and It Is a pleasure to see the two together. "The boy who Is dragged around llko n little muff during tho early part of his life Is apt to come to himself after n time If he Is uot entirely rulued, and then he goes to an opposite extreme. Is rude and self asuertlng, while he Is try ing to establish an equilibrium, and the mother can't Imagine what the trouble la." NSW York Times. "Yep" or "Vup." A curious American colloqulullsm. of which I certainly cannot si the ad vantage, writes William Archer In Pall Mall Oaxette, Is the substitution of "yep" or "yup" for "yes" aud of uope" for "no." No doubt we have lu Eugland tbe coster's "yuss." but oue bears SVSO educated Americans now and then using "yep" or some other corruption of "yes." scarcely to he lu .heated by the ordinary alphabetical symbols. It seems to me a pity. Educated Americans, too, will often say "souiewheres" and "a long ways." 1 have little doubt that this "s" has a grammatical history of Its own. Prob ably It Is an old case ending. Just as "he goes out nights," on which Mr. Andrew Laug Is so severe. Is a sur vival of the "o'nlghts" which Shakes peare puts In tho mouth of Julius Civ sar ("Sleek headed men and such as sleep o'nlghts"). At the same time, as "souiewheres" has become Irremediably a vulgarism lu England, It would, I think, bo a graceful concession ou the part of ed ucated Americans to drop the "s." After all. "somewhere" does not Jar lu America, and "somewhere." very distinctly Jars lu England. The l.lmlt. "Put your tongue out." said tho doc tor to 4-year-old Cillbert. I.lttle Ullbort protruded the tip of his tongue. "No, no; put It right out," said tho doctor. The little fellow shook his head weakly, and the tears gathered In his eye. "1 can't, doctor." he ventured at last. "It's fsstened on to me." Rradtna. Head not much at a time, but medi tate as much as your time and capaci ty aud disposition will give you leave, aver remembering that little reading and much thinking, little speaking aud much hearing. Is the best way to be come wise. CAREER OF THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE 6MOOTH TRICK. He laSQSSSi oa .-r St... la. I- tk. '" " H-rrrl of S.r WWi Ml. .11.. SJaSM a-S Died " I-w Houck wa. tbe Inventor of the , BAtOftOM three card monte trick and shout tbe cleverest csrd sharp In the world. Ilouck was well known in Kan au City, where be operated on and off for i years, making the city a sort of way station on bl. trip, east .nd we.t . Tbe last time Houck was here be had init returned from a European trip, j lie produced papers and lett.ro to i . ..... .hii . was lu Loudou he HUOVt III, mmmmm - . wa. feted aDd dined by some of toe upper crusi of English society. Ue had passed there as a wealthy and traveled American. Ue bad letters, tot,, from Secretary Olney. Secretory Carlisle and other leader, of the Amer ican political world which rscommend i ed blm In the highest term, not only to the American representatives 1 .broad, but to any friends of the writ ! or. who might meet blm. And these ' letters were genuine. Tbelr authentic!- I Sa. . ..iil.l flllf fM doubted. Houck had a way of getting entrance Into the ex clusive clubs of Washington. Philadel phia, New York and other cities, and In hi. role of "gentleman of leisure" ho had so Imposed on men of high stand ing In the nation that they thought him all be represented himself to be aud gave him the letters of Introduc tion that helped him to fleece the aris tocracy of Europe. Houck loveDted the three card monte game before be became of age. This is a trick with card, that ha. fleeced more people out of money than any other game ever practiced. The trick Is played with three aces, two black ones and one red. It Is always played wltb a confederate to help, or "stall," for the game. The operator takes tbe three cards between bis fingers, show ing them to the victim, and then shuf fles them about and drop, them face down open tbe table, offering to bet any amount of money that no one can pick out the red ace. At thi iwlnt the operator turns his head a moment to spit or to speak to some one In the crowa oenmu mm, ami In thnt moment tho confederate picks up the red aco card, shows It to the victim, "crimps" the corner of the card and slyly lays It down again, ap parently all unseen by tho operator. The operator again shuffles the three cards and throws them upon the table face down. There lies the card with Its crimped corner. The victim sup poses, of course, that It Is the red ace and bets und picks It up to ftud that It I. a black oue, und be has lost bis money The operator, w hen he picked up and shuffled the cards carelessly the sec ond time, with a deft luovemeut of his fingers removed the crimp lu the red ace card and put a similar crimp In a black ace card. That was till there was to the trick. Houck worked It for years In hotels, on billiard tables, at fnlrs and circuses nud on railroad trains aud steamboats. Ho taught the trick to Canada Hill, a noted gambler, and the two worked together over nil the country. They paid thousands up on thousands of dollars to railroad men lu tho old days for the prlvllego of working the game on trains, and they made money. Enter, when nearly every state In tho Union passed laws nlmed directly ngalnst the worklug of the three card monte game. It became unprofitable and was given up by Ilouck. Hut about thnt time an Ingenious English cockney Invented the "three shell" game, which was even more productive thau three curd monte, and Houck took It up. The three shell game is a modern Improve ment on the ancient thimblerigging game that wus worked at English fairs for many years. The old way was for the operator to crook his knee over the head of a cano that stood upright on the ground and move a small seed around between three thimbles on top of his leg. offering to bet that no one could pick the thimble under which the seed was hidden. The lesson taught by the lives and deaths of Houck and Canada Hill and all the rest of their kind Is that It never luivs to he dishonest or to live by one's wits. These men may get great sums of money by sharp practices In the course of a lifetime, but they all die poor, aud most of them die lu prison. Canada Hill, who worked with Houck on trains out of Kansas City and made probably $1,000,000 In his life, .11, .1 n. Ilillimir 111 tlu, nlm.himaa In i Iobanou, Pa., aud Is burled In a pau- yei s Kiit.u. uuui'i uroppeu ueau on the street In Durango. Mexico, and bis widow lu Ohio had to solicit aid to get bis body home to give it decent burial -Kansas City Star. Valnable Hair. in Hokhara, where the finest and most costly camel's hair shawls are made, tbe camels are watched while the tine hair ou the uuder part of their bodies Is growing. It Is so carefully cut that not a hair Is lost and It I. stored until enough has been accumu lated to .pin. The yarn made from the hair Is of surpassing softness and Is dyed all sorts of lovely colors. A STREET CAR COMEDY. Th. Olrl a.S Her Par.. " Smart oana M. As soon as Uic g..d looking girl on- ,,r.,l the. nr the five young men ou the Ilslte .. t began surveying her with Sffl .ye. and she hadn't yet made Whether the baldheaded man with the medl.al magaxlue was to be lu . 1 ,, , lu S lot when the conductor Sn in for his fare. The girl opened Her portoniotmale and began to take S latchkeys, sample, of ribbon and little memoranda in the usual way. u d the five young men after his own particular style. ald hSe. I was out of It. The girl d.dn' Z any of the smiles, but she cnugb just the same. There was a nickel 2 ready for her lingers, but when one lo his smile the uicae. -- V , " , B. for a bill. She didn't I"""' " "ver to the conductor as shs flsbed 't OOtj but. leaning forward with a Winning .mile on her face, she began at the head of the line and asked: "Will you please hi- so kind as to change this bill for meV" It was Impossible. A young man with only a dime In his pocket has no Bhow to bust a bill. The next one had a quarter, but he bad to decline Z ho it went to No. 5. His band sought his pocket a. bis turu came, hut It didn't bring up any change. The smiles had been replaced by sheep lull looks, and they rubbed elbows and trod ou each other's feet lu trying to lookout of the windows. There was a long minute of painful suspense, au.l then the good king girl handed the bill to the conductor, She hadn't a word to say to the flveyouun n who l started out lu life so guyly. but old baldheaded had. When all was over, he turned half around aud growled out: , , .. If 1 were you fellows. I wouldn t try to be so blamed smart next llme." PhUadelpblS Press. WHY SHE RESIGNED. Thr Heaths or . Woman1, flab Con founded til. Two Pope.. For the last year or so my wife has I ambitions to shine as a literary light." said Smith, with a chuckle. "1 don't know bow ninny clubs she Jolu B0 but If there were any that she did not lielong to It was because she hud never heard of lUetU. "The other night while I was read ing tnv paper she Interrupted me with a request for light about something that I did not catch except the word pops. Well." said I. looking over my pa per. 'I wan; to know about Dim.' shecon i lined. '1 must read a paper concern lug blm at our uext literary meeting, nnd I do not know a single thing about him. Who is bet -Do you mean to say,' said U that you know nothing about the head of the Roman church?' " "Oh. of courser she answered. 'How stupid of me! I can read ull about him in the encyclopedia.' "I resumed my reading and thought that ended it. hut It didn't. The oth er night w hen I returned home I found my wife lU tears, nnd before I had time to Inquire what the matter was I was called to account In 17 different kinds of kevs. "Well, when the storm was over 1 learned the truth. It wob the poet Pope und not the pope of Home that she was expected to treat upon, and when she rose and rend n paper on the pope It started a row that did not end with adjournment. "Hut. seeing that she has resigned from all the clubs aud that the chil dren once more have u chance to get acquainted with their mother, I do not look iion It ns a calamity." Detroit Tree Press. alien. Judge Was the stolen Jewelry gold or silver? Well, why don't you an awer? Prisoner Don't you know, Judge. What .Hence laT-Kllegcnde UUttter. Teaching. "What," asked the sentimental young woman, "was the most touching Incident you ever witnessed?" And after some thought Senator Sorghum answered, with emphasis: "An election." Washington Star. In times of scarcity the South Afri can natives sometimes rob thf nuts' nests, and as much as five bushels of I grain have been taken from a single best II. r Objection. A New Hampshire man wished to have telephone connection between his house and a uew one built for bla oil's summer residence. The best route took the wire over the cottage of nn old lady, to whom he applied for permission to make the slight use of her roof that was necessary. The old lady gave her consent, but made a firm stipulation at the same time. "I'm willing you should run wires over my roof and hitch 'em wherever yon see fit," she said pleasantly, "pro vided you don't use 'em after l o'clock at night. That's my bedtime, aud I'm a light sleeper at best, nnd the noise of folks talking overhead would be sure to keep me awake." Youth's Companion, A Baraala. "Arthur, dear," she said, "I do wish you would uot use cigarettes." "Why?" "Hecause you don't know what Is In them." "Oh, yes, 1 do! Why, for the trifling Bum that cigarette costs you get nico tine, valerian, possibly a little mor phia and any quautlty of carbon." She looked up Into his eyes and murmured.-"Arthur, dear. It does seem like a bargain, doesn't lt?"-Brlsbane Ue-vlew. The Mnde.t Lawyer. A lawyer walked down the street re cently with his length of arms taxed to hold a lot of law books. Pointing to the books, a friend said, "Why. I thought you carried all that stuff In your head?" "I do," quickly replied the lawyer, with a knowing wink. "These are for the Judges." Messrs. Mactnlllan, the great London booksellers. In their spacious premises have. It Is slated, shelf room for 4.300. ' books. It every one turn himself round aud look at home, and he will find enough to da