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iv.ih.. Tane Hoi Yoo know the misery o( Sciatica ii w(ul. Well, I J011 love nileeiy bet ,er than otire, lot it go on, but ttt. jtcoin Oil i trailing to tk boldi ib due tlio pain. '" rl1'1- Hie Hrirlni Ha Tlie largei't tewing machine in the world U ''' l)e Pr"0n i laieili. It weighs 0,600 iiounUi. and cotton belting. "Durability is Better Than Show, The wealth of the multl nillionaires is not equal to good health. Riches without health are a curse, and yet the rich, the middle classes and the poor alike have, in Hood's Sarsaparilla, a valuable as sistant in getting and main taining perfect health. It never disappoints. ..ula "Three years two nnr snii newi. 1'nJ lerloui rue ui (cfuftila .nd aryupeuui ami unauiw kiti, am SkaMiarraud itililiiKi'iuistiinilv. Ili'eould nut walk. Several pflYllt'laill iliil nut lnd ... mifii months. Thrif months' treat raitli I'- SarMiiial ilia mailt' him m-rfrrllv wait We re glad tn tell otlMla uf ii." mm. David Laibd, Ottawa, Kan. Nausea 'Vomiting tpella, dlaiinati hihI prostration troubled me fur years. II , I nrumlifia, (trew weak anil i mild nut IMP, Mv age was uguinl me, hut Hood's rJsiaiiinllu cureil me tlniniiighly. M.v wiml'IiI inereaseil fnuii li'i to lid nound-. "I nni the mother of nine i lnhlren. Never felt SO well and Itrotlg Min e I Was ni.ui ted u I da now." Mr- 11, A Waters, I52I Ski ftreet. Washington, 1. C. Eczema "We bad to tie the the ha: I uf nur two yi ar-ulil son mi account ol araaniaon face and llmba, No meilicine trail helM'il until we used II I'm Snrsiipu rilla. which soon cured." Mux. A. Van Wvck, 123 Montgomery nt., Paterson, N. J. ut saa i i n i . 11 II a cure liver III., tin iiini-lrrltatlii anil onl i-.lli.rtle lo take with IIimmI'i Haraiarllla. I ii v I'll I I'll llir Mii-li ,1 Henlu. The musical scale is fluid to have been invented by (iuy Aretinu, a monk uf Arezzo, about 1026. His scale, with material differences in naming MM of the notes, was substantially t In lame ss now in use. CATARRH CANNOT BI CURED Villi local application., M the. cannot reach latitat el the dlssaat, Catarrh Ii a Mood or eoDititutlonal ilisesse, end In order to cure It on inuit take Internal remedies. Hall's Ca tarrh are Is taken iniernall; , and aetnllrectly on the blood and raucous surfaces. Hall s Ca tarrh Cure Is not a iiuack inedlelne. It was preserlbcd by one ol the bent physician In this 1-iiHiilry lur years, and i.areiftilar preacriptlon. It iMOomtiosed ol the best tonic, known, com bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di rectly on the raucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients In what pro duces such wonderful results In curing oatarrb. bend lor testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Proprs., Toledo, O. Sold by drugglsta, price 7V. Halls Family Pills are. the liest. A tax of two shillings utioii every chimney in England was collected fur 27 yeais, from 1UH2 to 10811. In an article on Pekin, Dr. Gold 1 i iiii declares that a pawn shop where ho can put up his wuidrobe, seems to bean indispensable institution to the Chinese merchant. OPEN LETTERS FROM THE SEXTON OF THE Si. Too scatter flower, on the gr.a.y mou0(1 1 1st marks the .pot where your loved ones be; You bring Hum MtbltM with neu-r a thought For the dead beneath the sea. For every ship that the hands of men Have biiihle.1 with chart and wheel, The lames of men ill a hundred fold Are laid U-neath its keel. A canras shroud and an Iron bar At the weary head and the wasted feet, And lo! from the deck they more away, From the hearts tbut throb and beat! Soldiers and sailors ami captains graud, Hula-s with a mother's breast Wet with the lips that will touch uo more, Come down in my arm. to rest. And I lay them gently alone to sleep, Where the lied of the sand is clear; Ami none may wander, and uoue shall stray, For I keep them, oh, ao dear! And hark! Whcu the bell-buoy tolls at night, bore the wave where the fishes swim, ou iiiiij know thut I keep my Father s watch, For the day I .ball give them back to Him! -Leslie's Weekly. AN ACTOR'S RUSE. w: Jennie EL Green and Mrs. Harry Hardy. JsifNig B Orekn, Denmark, Iowa, writes to Mrs 1'inkliam: " I had been sick at my monthly perioda for seven years, and tried almost everything I ever heard of, but without any benefit. Was troubled with backache, headache, pains in the ahoulders and dizziness. Through my mother I was induced to try Lydla Iv I'inkham'a Vegetable Compound, and It has done me ao much good. I am now sound and well." Mrs. Ha HUT HARDY, Riverside. Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham the atory of her struggle with serious ovarian trou bio, and Uie benefit she received from the use of Lydia E. IMnkham's Vege table Compound. This is her letter: " How thankful I am that I took your medicine. I was troubled for two years with inflammation of the womb and ovaries, womb was also very low. I was in constant misery, I had heart trouble, was short of breath and could not walk five blocks to save my life. Buffered very much with my back, had headache all the time, was nervous, menstruations were irregular sua painful, had a bad discharge and was troubled with bloating. I was a perfect wreck. Had doctored and taken local treatments, but still was no hetter. I was advised by one of my neighbors to write to you. I have now finished the second bottle of Mrs. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, and am better In every way. I am able to do Ml my own work andean walk nearly ' without fatigue; something I nad not been able to do for over two years. VOUr medicine has done me re good than all the doctors." 1 ha Modem Method. an awful thing not to know here one't neat meul is coming from. " e". Iiut a good many of us marriWI wen are experiencing it since the gro Cfty stores got advertising bargain 1''." Indianapolis Journal. THEY ALL WANT THE AGENCY FOR it 0nl0,.30 MB' aa.Bo, ao. want a paying agency writs at once ba lor. all territory la taken. BD T. MERRILL, CTCLB CO., PORTLAND. OR. TACOktA. SEATTLE. KHU.VE. toiUaa. Sotll bT 11 HAT Is my purtlctilnr forte? Low COmadj, sir, though If any one hud told m thut I'd ninke a hit In thut Hue when I first went upon the stuge, I d have felt uucb inguited. It dnesu t make much difference now vhut my aspirations were yours ago; III, the shades of Humlet huunUil 0J dreams then, uud I was imswssed shlue us Bomea Humph! The uiiiu- ter cast me for ml grave-digger :l the first and tiregory In the second, low well I MITted the parts out I can't .ell; I know I wus never Invited to do the inelaucholy Dune, neither wus I ever asked to clusp a fulr Juliet In the dim lighted chninber of the Capulets. l became reconciled to disappoint ment after awhile, and. after struggling through the lesser characters', I tlunlly was given the Hjaltlon of lending low cotuodtnn lu the stock company. Per haps you'd take me for anything but n low comodlun. How fairly well I do the business, the bills tell that. In the year 1800 I was playing In a stock company lu New Orleans, ami the city was wild with rumors of the dawning conflict Ah the company was coiiiNmed of a QTOnber of Northern people, many vacancies were created by the deserters who hastened home ward. The first to leave was our lead ing man, and the manager was anxious to secure a competent successor, who soon presented himself lu the shape flue Texan, of much reputation among the ranks of umutcurs. He was tall, well built chap of 21 or L"J. pos sessing one of those peculiar voices, such as Hal Montague's, not runty, strong, but plain, distinct, and pleas ant; lu all, well iiuulltieU for the ren dering of Juvenile leading parts. I took to the youngster from the start, for 1 plainly saw that he wus one of those talented chaps who, If they fall Into Judicious liamls. can lie made much of-as well ns spoiled, If they come lu contact with old stagers. For some time back I had noticed that the heavy man had been smitten with the i Inn in-, of our leading lady also saw that she did not fuvor him In the slightest. When her part made It necessary for her to come In contact with him 1 saw u shrinking as of more than feigned disgust, uud off the stage she treated him pretty much the same as on -with scorn uud loathing. Well, a short time after the new lend ing man came there sprung up between him uud the heavy man an enmity. I wus standing In the wings one night. wultiug for my cue, while we were playing one of those good, old-fashion ed melodrama! i lover hud a secret foe who Is endeavoring o win the good grace-, fortune ami hand of the fulr one, and ull that sort, by underhanded ways. Discovery of the false friend and secret' foe follows, and the usual duel takes place. Of course the trai torous foe falls, and the curtain drops while the victor clasps the fulr one to his bretist. I wus waiting my cue. as I said. The handsome young leading muu was bending over the leading lady, his hum! Benivlilng for hers, her face against his. I wus watching all this, and I saw It was more than stage love. It was the genuine, pure article. It was my busi ness to rush in Just then, and thus can-1- a great deal of commotion. I beard a muttered: "Curse him!" I turned quickly; It came from the lips of the heavy man, who was standing at my elbow. Such u look of flcmllsh ness upon n human fuce I nover before taw, ami ns ins was ugly ly nature without the added features of the makeup, he looked Indeed like a devil. The play passed off smoothly, as us- unl; the hero and traitor met, the duel took place, and the regular denouement followed amid the applause of an ap preciative and satisfied audience. I kept my eyes open after that, for 1 knew there was something in the wind destined, If sisslble, to work wrong against the young leading man. who by this time had become a prime favor ite among the members of the stock company- tlic heavy man excepted. About a week after I bnd witnessed the villain's rage, happening to pass by his dressing-room door, I heard u muf fled, clinking sound, ns of some metal lic substance coming in coutuct with the like. I drew nearer, placed my eye to the keyhole, and peeped through. file man was seated within range of my vision, usin a trunk, a pistol 1k- tween his lanes, and he was ramming bullet into the barrel. It w is all as plain as day. The fiend was preparing to murder the haudsoine ting lending man. He would meet his would-be victim In the duel scene, kill him, and eecape the penalty of the law by advancing the plea that be never dreamed that the pistol was loaded. 1 was thunderstruck. 1 knew the fellow was a morose person, a man of strong dislikes and few likes, but 1 did not thiuk him capable of such a dastardly d.td ns he contemplated. Thank henv. n: I had wltness.sl the lit tie scene lielllllii closed doors. Hearlnc his call from the eallhoy. I Withdrew behind some packing trunks and soon heard him tnaniug me board above. 1 knew that be wmu remain on some time, so I went mt. his dreaalug room aud quickly with, drew the bullet from the pUtol lu 1 weut to my post BbOTf ami found the play progressing smoothly a. usual. I uever saw the leading man do as w. ll. as for the leading lady, she was accepting hi. OV(. W,n Wori, Kallll, and sweet gestures which told plainly that she was lu earnest. He was mak ing real love to her; yet. sir, such love as you do sometimes see on the Isiards. We old stagers can tell the dlforenca between downright love aud the wake liellevo article every time. When the rivals met In the duel aceue, I can assure you I was more thuu an anxious npectator, He, the hero, met the niuxile of the rival Willi the same cool demeanor as hitherto. 1 wondered would be apioar as cool, as brave, bad he known of the scene be hind the doors. The face of the villain was a perfect picture of hellish ferocltv, aud before knew how much of a man's evil nature COOld be depicted upon bis fea ture. The word wn glveu to fire. The sharp crack of the pistols followed and the smoke assl up Into the tiles Ah! The villain bad forgotten his fall! He started nlckly forward ami fajod upon bis rival's smiling face. Then a painful silence followed, u there al ways does when a break mars the play. The lending man whispered lu mi undertone: "Fall, man! W Uy don't yon faiir Hut the villain had no ear for bear ing; he had expected to see the Mood stained corpse of his hated rival stretched liefore him ALONG THE COAST. lu of lien. rat Interest MOMMd IriiMi i i.r Thrlilng l a, ill. ! Telethon. I. In. The telephone line fiolu Langlola, Cuny oounty, to Han. Ion, which whs complete I last week, I. now in g I wot king order, ami Lang to If has for the tint time telephone coinmuim atnm with all the important poiMl m the county. Pole are on the ground he the mention of the line to Port i h lord, and pole aie being cut and distributed I for the farther extent. loin to tte.Uer burn and Uold Boaoh. It is lappuOQil that the line will be extended to Hu lekt, Oa I., said when the HB between Koteburg and Myrtle. Point is chisel np next tuinmer, the count country will no longer be cut off from comiuiiuica- never tlon with the ouUide world. stood there still alive ami breathing With a loud oath which could ls benrd In every part of the house, the defeated villain sprang by his rival, da-hod through the little crowd of stage people who had gathered In the wings, nml plunged through an op. h nu n iieia or. Al, Ed and Fiank tleitet bate brought from their llonania mine to Baker OH, or., 1,160 oeneei ol gold, valued at IIMM, the result of a '.W day run thu month of a '.'0. stamp mill, i The ownert of the Itoiianza have given it out that it il their intention to in crease the number of slump in the quatti mill to 6u or mote. It i un- dcr.tiMid till luil'ioveiiieiit will U made in the near future, or a MOO as the tpring open.. The BOMMM has an unlimited amount of splendid mill ing ore. and, with the mill enlatge meut, thit linker minu will prohsblv and now he become one of the largest steady gold- pioduceis in the Northwest. Hamate Wa. Slight. A dispatch from Monroe, Or, tayr The recent frosts did not do si much damage to fruit in that lection as wa generally iupjsed. Piuuei do not , i e..,n.. ,, .Ha i . . "erui iv ns nun (ii hut caifui, nun n w lmlow, fulling with n sickening sound . . , , ........ ........ i the wotst cape the operators of the upon the pavement below. Of course this was all n deep mys tery to every one but myself. The cur orchards claim that not more than In I er cent of the treea are Injwod, and I I ...... milt, 1., a altl, .1......... I '. . . I !.. .1. ...! ,. .... ' " " ....o ii,v.i, ...... u..ouuuc. oy trees fared uorso ll.an oil,.,- uluL companions I told the whole story I could sec the lending lady clasp the young fellow's arm tightly whcu I told how I had balked the villain now a broken, senseless mass of flesh and bones. I staid with the company long enough to see the young people hap pily wedded This ring, a pure dia mond of the first water, was presented to me by the bridegroom for my taking, for the once and only time In all my life, the leading part lu u tragedy. Exchange. There nre throe times as many mus cles lu the t.ul of the cat as there ate In the human hands and wrists. Pet dogs In London wear chamois shoes when lu the bouses to protect polish, ., doors from scratches. Washing Is done In Japan by getting Into a boat und letting the garments to be washed drag after the bout by a loug string. Nuturullsts are at present discussing the questlou whether or not the lees have mi actual language. Those liest Informed ou the subject regard it an being Hissltile. Most of the rnilrond stutlous In Rus sia ure uhout two miles from the towns which they resMH'tlvely serve. This Is u precaution ngulust tire, as mauy of the Kuaslaii dwellings are thatched with straw. In a certain class of Kussluu schools the highest reward glveu Is the initial letter of the empress' nunie. It con sists of the Initial In solid gold, an luch and a quarter In height, on a blue DOW. Should Its possessor ever become a governess. It will entitle her to n higher salary that she could otherwise obtuln. The most widely seiaruttsl points be tween which a telegram can be sent are British Columbia and New Zea land. The telegram would cross North America, Newfoundland, the Atlantic, Itrltatn, (iertuauy, Itussla (European mid Asiatic), China, Japan, Java and Australia It would make nearly II cir cuit of the glotio, and would traverse over twenty thousaud miles In doing so. Petite ptunes came second on the list. Apples nre uot injured at all ID thit immediate locality. Hrulalllf al Hen. The sailor ol the American ship Erikine M. l'belps. which arrived al San Francisco a few days ago from Hal 1 1 more, have brought charges ol in human conduct againtt Captain Qra ham and First and Second Mb Ha i lev and Moye. The men told a pitiful ttoiy of itarTation and cruelty, and many of the tailort thow the marks of beatings, the mates being the puu cipal aggressott in the the heatings. Want a Kaelory Nnril. The Coquille city council ha for warded a propoaition to Q, V. Peek, proprietor of the broomhandle factory, that if lie will move the mill ninth 3u feet from itl present liM-ntiun, they would give him a tire years' lease on the Ian I. Tlie main reason lot the council asking him to do o is to give more room for getting to and from the new wharf, which will he badly ham pered if the mill it not moved. Or.lar. i i ...n the Ka.l. The manager of the Pendleton woolen mill baa lecuntly retained from a vory tuocesaful ttip in the in terests ol the mills, which look him over neatly the whole United State The big house of John Wanamiiker, and Arnold, Constable & Co., ami others of inch high standing, placed order! for blankets, stating that thu Pendleton mills have no competitor! in that line of gotsli. or in Miner a. Parted, A few month! ago J. Ilagley, of Air lie, brought to Independence, Or. .some fossilised teeth which were found near A. i lie They were sent to Profesior Condon, of the state uiiiveiiity, who pronounce them "sliuiks" teeth of the miocene period." Other fossil sent are "a miocene shell, of the family naticede," and "a dentsllimu shell, of the miocene peiiod." FI.rlroeiilli.il nf n Hug.. Bedbug, are electrocuted by a new tta. hmenl, the side rail, of the tasl being cut iii bait, witii two platea ni sei ted at the lireak. ah lilt form the silea of en electilc circuit. Iving out of connection, the pot cosing the cir cuit at ho mawll from one plafe to an other. ttegehla Drum iu Cat la a In northern China many of the na tive, are drilled In dogskin. There tie many establishment where ilogt ol iwculmr breed ate tailed iu huge numheti for theii ihaggy ltt. They are killed when eight immthi old. Uineinnati Kmiuiiei. our Naval Mettea t lea Jaaai The new lulled State. Battel latum tela' ratal at San Juan. I'urln Klin, all! Is. el the utniiHt in i ..... . in tiiii oti in r v as the key In Ihe 11111.111111 when the Nil araaua canal Is i-i.ii.trii. l.-l The key In amsl hcallli Ii lies letter'. Stomach Kilter. It . . t. the digtl live nran Irni i attacks nl laaUtetteB,HIIOU lies, aiut toWKlpallOBi last the same as the ii n iisi.Ui.ih.ii at sail Juan will .rd at attai k u. ii thi. eeaalTI h l.iretiiii i .. - Iii the Philippine! Ihev have butter- file, ai large a hat. THV AI.I.EV rOT lK(, A powder to be shaken Into Ihe .hoes. At this season your feet leel swollen, ner vous and uncomfortable. If you have smarting feet or tight shoo try Allen root-case, it rests ami couuorts; make walking rasv. I'lirc. iwollen and sweatnnr Pet, blister and cslloil Ipoti. Relieve, corns aud lunu ms of til pain uud la a cer tain cure for liiillilains, Sweating, damp or frosted feet Wo have over thirty thou- all dmggUta and thooj tore for 'J.V. Trial pashagt KKKK. Addrcai, Allen S. Olm Hed, l. It y. N. Y The yellow tilk ipldei of tVylon is eihaps the large! of his species. His average weight l nine ounce. Precious manhood Chronic, ipeebU and iniviile discuses si lentilicallv tn atril and li'ltKli hv lr K M lUtcllfft, the chain- pi pi-i i.ihst ol i he I'.u uie i oust. I'rin- urv and Kiduev Trouble!, bust Manhood, Varicocele. Kupture. treated according to latest ami liest methods known to niednal rleuce. Hr R M RatcliOe, JUS Morrison St . I'orllaiid. Or. KumlsMi writing pen are still fa vored in India, where they have been iu uie for over 1,000 yeais. Pure Tea as" in packages at grocers' Schillings Best HAD SOME PrtlDE HIMSELF. Which Eiplalns i Laughable Uccur rcace on a atreet Car. A few evenings ago a pretty girl got oil an Indiana uvciiuc car at IMtll street. Ill one comer of the car sut u bibulous lrlsbmun, lu the sentimental stage of lutoxlcatlou. He was singing softly to himself "There's Only One Ctrl In the World for Me," and lurching buck aud forth without regard to the comfort of the paseligera near him. The man who sat next to the sentimental Irishman got up nml offered his seut to the pretty girl. She besltuted and then said: "No, thank you; I'm only going a few blocks." The Intoxicated individual stoppitl ns short iu bis soug us If he bad run ugulnst a i"pe He braced up sillily and his face took ou a look of disap pointment and injured Innocence aa ho broke out with: "She won't hie she won't set down to th' side o' me. Bbe talc aba won't set down to th' side o' me 'cause I'ui an Irishman. Tbiisb It; sure of it. Irish men ain't got no rights. Proud lady r'fuse to set down to th' side of 'cm, an' ever' blamed Idiot In the car got f giggle 'bout It. Bttaop thlsh car conduc tor; got some pride lef, 'f ain't nothlu' but Irishman." Ilov.rnnr Kofer.' A ppolnl mro t.. (lovarnor lingers has recommended Ouiiicy A. llrooki. Samuel Haddock and L. H. Smith, all of Port Towniend, to comtitue the board of health for the collection district of i'ort Towneiul. The governor ha appointed as trustees for the Cheney normal aabool J. J. Brown and J. N. Allen, of Spokane, The third trustee. K. K. Dempsey, it, also of Spokane, giving hat city the entire boaid. Black in lia.i Oeedltlao, Cattle, sheep and ling are iu had con dition in the vicinity of MonriKj, Or. Several head of stock have perished, which under Ordinal circumstances, would have braved the atorms of an Oregon winter, and come out in the apiing with plenty of flesh, thut show ing that the tine week of mow wa harder on the rancheri ol the valley that all the raim and froitt of a com mon season. Itetuiirknblo tuccess in treating an euiitms by subcutaneous injections of gelatine has been teK)ited to the Pat is Academy of Medicine. FOR MEN ONLY. DR. FOOTE & 8TAFF Itll A DAMN NT., i Mil A 1. 1 1. Men requiring oiisnrisMied treatment siiould r.insuli iii-rsunafly or liy letter "Krrr" ami Hi. I n, rr s u i ii i ly eicliislvn uien'a sH.-lall.ls lu ia. i i.i riar. lllaeases i.r men IHa.li- lit. e-oily of a llfr-tlirie. I'litorlutiaies .-vrrywti.r. kbuiild In i uii" 1 1 si . I y i'o ii i in ii 1 . . ..I. Mlth tir. Koole, v. f l'blrao. I:veryttiiiit iiiiniiriitial. Hent.slle. ent .vrrywher. In .esleil i-ksii'. alel letters In vi. ln enveiiiiis. utytssoaotnot toUclltd. Iai-st Hiirsleal, M. .11. .1 anil Kleelrleal inelliisl. ailupl.,1. fveliiulnt Die sliiinsrli Hhli ilrti.s alsoi duUMt. Avulil ilrti. reeulnliii'iiile.l liy llu unaii- tliurlied anil M-ll-styleil I.iisis lu Western iiiwna. Few k null..' Hernial I til Urntv ..ui.iile ul 1 New Vnrk ur riili-atu. In theso i-itl.s yiiur irl- , vale .Salrs .re safe, t 'iMsjUftli'il I realllieiil fur all J itlseas... anil we.huea.ea ul Hi. tleuile- t'rliiary, h.lil.1, ItrpriMliiellve .ml Nervuul Sysleina, 1 til -i - t 1 1 .. 1 1 1 . tu niarrlsitf reiuuveil. ''Nyphala" Isislllvely ii 1 1 n... the tiluo.1, cure, syphilis auj remuvM alfwhii. ulcer. In tl.r.-ai - r ulli, , . .- u-r eiilurftl .kiIi on buOy anil eruption, on .klu, .lsn catarrh and rlieuiu.llsiii, "Vltnrala," th. I only iH-rmanent resturer an.t tuvigurator, five, vi.urlovlt.l org.u. .nil avrVM prevent, ami eurrs grip ft per boil It, a fur tt. Trial bultl.a, i liber rruietly, half pru-e. iiories In the Philippine! are a curi osity. Thu few that ate railed in the iilundi uie too amull to brand. The H. ii. s ii test. Musi I'nwerful n(1 Klteetlvv NeverfallluK Keiimly (ur La Qrlppe, Catarrh, Rheumatism. t.i.i waaa Will cure any tekOOf rain knnwn In Hit human laslr. Html (uf trial bottle, Ve, n isiinoi iai. suiiay.oiuy. lavmu tmltlo (:mu An Kiishsi, paper leveral yiar Mated that iii ihe real lew thirt ueaaea, wu wiv. km n sawaj hualiantl. . IWS marri. il people a tally di vorced i; m iivina in open warfare; U.IN ! llvlag in private m undi reMadlagej .v,.:in 1 11 ntsc m nun a. i LfrdiRarsnoe; waue only I SI7B aere renrdtd as happy. U", Beef I) I kappi ami u perfectly kappy. An American philosopher, nftrr tuit Ina Ihe facts and circumstance,! uf tlie , eaies, hiis COOM to the oencluelon that ull th . dlcorl In (.nullee Is (he offsprlUK of ill si use In aome Inuii ur another, and that In a gnat major. ty o( cu'es ilkna.es may be entirely temoved sad hustmuita mid wive, made entirely happy. Il hue h u done In Inniinii rahle inaiunce., arid what I ha. been done heretotoie ma) b, repeated. The following are a few case where whole famlllc have la-en nunle perle, t ly happy hy removal of th,' disease. Willi h predueed ducord. Nairn Unit ran bt referred to cured by Ir. Ii.rrill at K Morrison street. C. V. lWier, Yak ma, Wash., total deafn-ei In one ear, i-ur.-d iu lu fainuttti also a pierysiiiin. or th shy growth, wa. removed from the eye, which had nearly rendered him Mad. ' amuel Jaekton, Rlgbhmd, nr., disifn. 2i years, cured. Mr Huele Tomnkltta Mllwauklt. Or,, ilUeuaf peculiar In Women and llltpwsll Bear, cured in one month. Cbarlea Hand, Taylor street, rortianfl, dlsihuraina ear. nine yuiis. ciu.d 8. I. VVhluboua Monmouth, nr., deaf- i .r- and rinsuia noUs,. In lot ear 1'.' year; restored. Mrs ii s Young, Huntington, Wash., kidney ami liver complaint, dyspepsia and It'll. I al deb Illy. Clued. Charles Chritttrman, Portia rkt Or., .croluloii. catarrh so bad tli.it ile.il ruc tion of hie nose was tin, , item and rani become so offensive thai it him .likening ix.th to hUnrell Hud friends; cured. ! To the K. liter; Per Over two year. I have been sorely aflUcted with a .kin dices st, a spec 1st of eceema. The itch ihk lentatloa wee It r m .1. to btar, Through I Dr. Dorrin'a elcetrleal medical ireatment 1 sm restored, kty brother wa alee eund of a skill disease. It. f. i any one to ua at io5 BakCI street I'orllaiid. AM in kWBINBHART. Dr. Itarrln Rive. Iree conaiiltat ou at as M01 risen strut. Portland, nr.. from 10 to 1 r. and 7 lo s dally. All curable chronic, acute and private disease eCOfldtntlally and successfully trealed. Circular and question bkinks seal free to any address, and correspondence solicited. Most i i.et can receive home treatment after one v sit to the doctor's ottbe. Itatterle and lu lls fin ii shed, vvuii full direction (or their use. IMItlcult MIMlOCl opernl Ions scientifically performed. Cross eye, rup ture, varicocele, hydrocele and stricture cured ud guaranteed In every iiiir. Poor Man "The ideal" eiolalmod Mr, Meek ton' wife, "of sending a man to con. gre with three wiveil it'! urepos terotis. rhat'l what I think," an swered Mi. Meekton, inoantlonal. "lie piobabl bus all the trouble he run attend to tit homo without bothcf- ing about his countiy. Washington Star. Too Had. "I'm afraid we are losing ground," said the Hawaiian ex-iuueu's attend ant, "Yes," ihe answered. "That's what anno'l uie. 1 could iiianage to get on without thu tbtOM very nicely if they would leave mo the real estate." Washington Star. line. n't I.Ike Medal.. A young woman of Washington thn other day smd to General "Joe" Wbeclei, "How is it you nevor wear any modal You suteiy bare aome," "No," answered the soldier, "I liuviv not. I am no bicyclist, and I uuvei made a century run in my ilia." Hiiiiau THE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS is due nut only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, hot also to the oare and siiiii with which it is manufactured by lentlAc prwesses known to the OAxtrowna Kio suit Co. only, und we wish to impress upon all the importance ol purchasing the true ami original remedy. As the genuine Syrup. if I'ii-s is manufactured by the QauroHiru I'm Svkup Co. only, n knowledge of that fact will aaelat oaa in neoldlng the worthless Imttatlona tnanntaotured by other par tie.. The high atandlnf ol the Cau POMIA I'm BTMir Co. with the medi cal profession, und the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions ol families, makes the name of the Company a puaranty Ol the eXOellence ol its remedy. It U fur in advance .,f all other laxatives, us it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken ing them, and it doea not gripe nor nauseate. In order to got its beneficial effects, please i ciiicihIht the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. "n rs ivrueii, i-.i. I.Ol l.Vll l.K. lir. NEW V on w, n. y. lit. Itmiavfay liny. "Are there unv nniiks bv which he oati be Identlfledr' asked the chief nf police, preparatory to telegraphing. "No," said (be father of the boy who had started to Minnesota toflght In dians, "hut there will bo when I get hold of him again." Cincinnati Kn-qoirer, Kiel, I nf III. II. ill... "I'd never go to sleep ng'in il I thort I'd have 'nother nightmare like Unit," sighed the weary hobo. "Was it horrible?" "The humblest I ever bad. I dreamed I erai'a keajo' hard aider and wor' a-workin'." Detroit Free I'lete. Profeeaor PtOCtOI assert that 100, 000,000 people lived and died in A menu i before Oolombno' ditcoveiy. ('olnnv From S.ihsna. A nohniv of citizeul from Spokane j - will I... -He aomvwhere in the lotilb end of the Willamette valley before April 1, so it il asserted by Colony Promoter Wallace, of Junction City, Or. Mr. Wallace ha made an effort during the past few day! to persuade Monroe peo ple that it ii to their interest to have the colony make southern Ueutoii coun ty it Inline home. I. Inn County C'uurl House. The Linn county courthouse contract or! will begin the improvement April i. The oounty office! will be moved down town to some suitable building And then he accepted the help of the during the wot k, which will oeoupy couiluctor lu striking u balance and wai alul m monthi' time. set off the car geiitly ut the next corner. Iv. dose.ol 6 MiOps each) fl uj or a lor .' ii SWAN80N RHEUMATIC CURE CO. I7 . i. 4 I IB Ootrte a 61 . Client. Thn Dutch fishermen kill the fish oiiught si so. .ii us they reaoh the ihore, while the French liilutrmon leave their booty to die of suffocation. To Curs a Ould In On. liar Take laiiative Hmmo Quinine Tablets. All dritggisti refund money if It fails lu curt. Mc, Four-fifths of the ihipi in the worbl are built in the llritish iilut. No household is complett without a hot tie uf the fsmous Je.se Moore Whiskey. It is a pure end Wholesome stimulant NO ominended hy ull physician. Don't ne glect this necea.ilr. A a rule tetn do not acoompany a baby's erica until it ii three uionthi old. When coming to Han Kniuclsco go to Brooklyn Hotel, M-S1S Hush street. American or KuroiM-au plnu Itonm and board ll.UU lu fl p. r day ; nanus .Vlcents to fl.OU per day; Miii'h- meals 'ii ceiil. Free coach, ( has. Moiilguinery. The only inroluntMry miitcle com posed of fed or stuped flliret it the heart. Maka Sure. . There have boon years of misery suf fered from a little nerve Imh.uiiso St. Jacobs Oil was not used to cure Neu ralgia, which affected it. Make ure and uon't wait. St. Jaooba Oil cure Hlieuniatism. st. Jaooba oil cures Neuralgia. St. Jacobs Oil cures LombagO, St. JaOObfl Oil cures Soiutica. si. Jacobs llil cures Spraiiii. fit, Jacobs (HI cures lirui.el. St, Jacobs Oil cures Sureties!. Ut. Jacob Oil OUrM Stillness. St. Jacobs Oil cure Hackache. Kt. Jacobs Oil cures Muscular nclies. No bird can (ly backward without tinning. The dragon My, however, cun accomplish this feat and outstrip any twallow. POMDItt HV Kit IT. A prominent building owner, with years of experience, gave the following Instruc tions to bit architects: "I have had my experience with kalsotnlltCI and other goods claimed tu he lust as good as Ala- bastlne. 1 want you to specify aiabastiuc ou all my walls; do not put ou any oilier lullliuuu Hirers' dope, II they furnish it lor nothing. Alabaitiut Ii right, and when I shall cease lo use II 1 shall cense In have ootilidenoc in niyrelfor mj uv. njudgmeut." 'I hern is a Near tlie British mu seum made of the vcrlcbiitu uf a snake's bone. Another ii composed of rats' teeth. Enlarged Prostate Cured, The Bane uf Old Ago No Longer To fie Dreadutl. A Man Eigbty-two Years of Age Oured Id Dixie, Ark. One of the oldest aud hot known men In I'errjr County li.s the ssll-lsrlhiii of enjovlag MirfiM-l health alter siilterhiK 'or MSft lli.n BlKvu years vilili chronic 1 .1,1,0,. nenl .ml In flu 111 11. e It. hi , .ml will cheerfully 11 auyuuu liuw liu vvuscuieil. .' Sjfcivijc s GKry,'jP2Ki?sEf MACHINERY tor Mills, Mines. Flinps ami P.rins; 8tel Lcj. lng ami Hoisting Kntdnts; line f hi I TisiiIi S.vis. Alh.nv (ina.e.etr. TATUM&QOWEN '7 o H Vtrvt Hwrt rnrllmid. Or. N M I rfestOBl Htrttii miu Kraut ii"o. Your Blood Needs UlMRtllff rvt-ry tptlngS jrOB itmnlil taktf toint- thliic in miikr it puriT, lu'ulthtur, riehir. MOORE'S REVFALEO REMEDY win in it do 11 Quick Iv krtd btMMallr linn drtdi leMllfy to It hoMih cm iniwurt. l Jut iMiUlf nt jrout drtuuln'M. Tbe National Inventors' Association. ( iVt ollloSATU).) We lion it. -n. nil IWTKNT Itl'SINKBS. Wt secure, Ininsliii'e ami sell . tenia. Onrretl. tertu sltoruty tan to t yon ii.ti im direct tmra the Kiivoriiini'iit wlluout rltlay. AKentawantstl In every to 11 to nil paltnlMl article, rank! lnhiriiiHlliin fiirinlicit on rtonest. ItisiM 1S t in snui er CuMHrtscl Dl'iLntse, Postlasd, OaaaoM. 1 RELIEF M FOR WOMEN OR. MANTEL'S t Kf NCH FEMALE PILLS I'tirMrtiUrn nn l tMtl tiniii lil In plstln snulf.l riirr ii uu w bib. FRENCH DRUG CO., 3B I 383 Prl 81.. N Ysri aV Chicago inter Ocean. II. "v He ('itn. lo Treail Ihe fioarrte. It Is 'irobuble tbut bud forbec Hob i it si ui nut he, nine an ai -tut he Mould have lieeii an artist. Aiuouk his trens ures at borne are the rurlous sketches which he made when a student at the Seventeen (juafU claim! in Ihe (llacier mining dittrict, owned by J. W. Knapp and as tueiates, uf linckley, were last week bunded to A. M. Ilitchorstk, of Ala meda county. California, fur $6U,U0O. Caihlet H.id i'p. K. ('. Brewer, csihier of tlie Taenma academy schools. Probably one of tbe (4Hi (Vuupany, wa held up iu the cen- most luterestlua; of these sketches Is that of a little girl some 0 or 7 years I of age, w ho was a model at tbe schools but her beauty lu Ister years secured fur her some time agu tbe hand and heart uf a young pear. It It a safe presumption for every girl to take when she meets a strange man, that he either haa a wife some where, or some girl whu has reason for believing tbe will some day be bit wife. ter of uue of the tnott Isahlonsble treeti. Two men stopped I, mi. and, with a revolver in hit face, took bit money, watch, keyi and paper. Tbe watthchain they returned on being told it belongeil to Brewer 't toother. No rrettt hsve been made. (Jeorge M K dm. of lndnnlenee, Or., hat unite a display of Manila touveiiirt. There ate pictures, silk hindkerchiefi, knivet, Manner car tridge!. prnelaaaatioM by Agnioal'lu The liigbeit mountain ii Mt. Kver eit, in Thiltet, 10,001 feet oi & 4 mi lea. joiin POOLS, Poattata, Oaaeea. can give you the Is-st hargaln. lu gi rai luai nlnery, tngiuet, Isiih-r. tanks, puntpt, plows, Isdts and VMiidlnills. The new leel i x l. windmill, sold hy him, i uu- c.juullcd. Want Ol air kill a man in Ave min ute., want of sleep In 10 duyi, want ol water in a week. r i IM.' n Mother, will tind Mrs. WittlloW'l Sooth ing Syrup the lst remedy to use fur then children during the teething period. Tnadi are mid for Ave frauct a dozen in Psrit. T'hev are uteal by gar.luneii at iniect deitrovera Mr. M I,. TMJIMA Wr wmit thU to ri'At'h On vyv nf rTPrrrrnilcr ( Iblt Mtr, Mr II, L. Trumllo, )iir, Ark, I kl 'Ik''v IWO Of IM if lint' flint MOrt) fl ArkBiiMi, In fa t, Im looki n tjnir uu a man i )t $lr vrurB. Kur n tli.ni flrtft'ii vrmrn Mr. Trunolt! a alari to prootgM dlOMM. Yuil mtjii wtyi nrv allllrlril know uliHt It iiiran In days of lirwi, thti ntrflit) of lortOM 101 BOOOOtlOWi Hie train, IM frOOUCIll tttlN to na eritcr ami tliti limMllty lo ilo po, J a noMM , nf i - n' i a i u i the houtr, frt-Mr, trt-niliJIng , iod rooitd wii pain fron boad to fool lu Ihla I'M .n I., rrml tht -innhrnr tin. iioiint t'tnrnt In lili A, r that a inarvHiMia new niejtliiMt for u ' I hk OfOOtOik iltifaae hail Ifrrti II nvrreil. Ilt wioltf to thn ail I rent jrlvru fur i i full uartlt'iilara, ami at uncv oblalnrtl tlm I ffrnrtf v ; In leaa than trn flay more lit' ha the i intl-fai Hon uf nr1etii lii)( rvtlrf. Hla cam I waa rhroiilr, flffp npiitnl, an I th teltOMM Of ici'ii ri 101 nrtiojnt ul lil. Bff ( wt-re niitii-t mm. let nxiy tmy or rtHiiinuouaj uc tir the faui"U nlvriit A Iti-1 n ii- ini'thiHl iiirt-il him t. You men who art afilh ti'd ran have the finite Wli tmtk Ol all the lowing inn- iiriiiro .r ! ... T. jw.l Htdvfiit Altfrmia.a nrw-MirtlMi'l tii'ittini nt. Clllnoa uaetl (hroUgflOtlt tbu World tro Uda'rllcI In l nlrrly written booktwhUh nado in the Unite! 8Utea. SJSAtail 55!! tfiSI Toiir name ami alili I --. tin- f ini lni Molli al TIT, T : r omuany. lift M. Mmlih fftui tittnjr. it-t.oi. Maa. Two iKittU " tti Vimt n ( ure fur Conou nl- It won't mat you a rent lo art tbe liiformatlou, tlun cumi me oft. Iwd long trouble .Mrs in.) it mar I" worth humliela lo yuu- W'rtoj J Nl' tiol I'mo etoii, liid , Mar 'M, to-Uair, auU lelci to IbU artldt. TEETH WITHOUT PLATES Itoota i i u in il. ltrltla;ee Mmlc. i .unit - lllUnn ami ralrwetloait Dr. T. 11. White, rftST RUPTURE CURED. Wo tuirantee to tit e vory cue we nmh-rtaka Dunl iut It off; write lor liartleulart si onee. V. II. WOUIIAKII Co., Kspart Trust i nt.-... lue Hecund Htrtet, Portland, Or. FERRY5 SEEDS wprr faiiioiiireiarBaa'o- their fame 1 I grown vvtry y i aa Ihe affile l utirMt Iu Iw raliitl i m rtn I wa ? a J lbt hral. 'T aala I v leasinig I i -i. i... rr. I'vnry wht rr, Hva tfiittj pair ',i'i r BIH1 llalTl m. I'll ii. ItiilMl iiti ma iiik ineni. nun, no ihe -bu rrrrt . lawei -. Aixiiinl in itvr. . B M II UIIT A t- l. I. M. Hleh CURE YOURSELF! Caw for unnatural llai Ion.. I r,rta iiiinsilii.iksi Iriitatluaa ef uliriBti.iaa "i in u r ii u niriBi'raaaa, l'..M.I.. till. I !.. ..I. IS. iTHtEuAsCHtaicuCo. paaywoa. moim dj urifiuin, r lit in Blnin erinnar. hr n Ririie,!,) tnm fl . Of i lM.lt Ira. D.7&. ulraalar arm oa rwijunai. DR. GUNN'S ' u ver PILLS ONE FOR A DOSE. Hick Hn.l.rh .nil nysiN.p.1., t .. mi ..... i 1 1 1 1 ii i PurKjr th. HI... I. M l lil., .tiiiti .iiill'rri.iii lllllou.nM.. D niiilrli.iirHli..ii Totsin.lnc. mu, w.wlll mall niil. IfM, ur lull hnl lur W . I.K. HI.SANKV CO., FlnU.I . fi in,... (i,,M iy lru((liU. jmmmw . i itr.s J J u. airli.lr. S.4l'l.l, ..I.L..I.1B waaaam r. n BBB1 BaBawi CURE FOR PILES n prm. ikc inniatiirnind flUM itcnlns. ... . m II ml, Mleeilltil 1 r 1'rutnnluia ' ur. mo im) 11. m Tina f inn. a- i- aa llliud. Itl rail in t ( . s sr.- uri 1 1 Dr. Boaitntto'a PUeRemadv Ni ii.. II. In Da, ami nlihnc A lirtie Inumrs. BOr a Jar al ilruBfiatu r arnt i.j mm I Treat im fre- Writ una., ra. tma abuut jruur . 1)R B MAN ait 1, 1' It 1 la YOUNG MEN! TIT PrmBnmlly Qltlit llil aflt-r nml lay'i um- of Itr. Km.. - ureal fe-K Bg.OO t r lam I i I.I. i ., Ltd., tuu Nerve II. al- r. r. rVll't for KKI K iv.tiic aiifl trmii". i n K. Ii. A Kit alffjet, iTtlla-Jflpiila, M, No Atnr nrvuuiirie OO trial 1 i ivl I Vtrt'a 'BAT HpeHRr. It I-.- K ill cur ia. h aad ary I'.ir tl'.ii'irrh.i-a Im ii,,- . - M V t. . -'I f wlil-i iutx. KO CAM Biiiiwn It hr -er falleit lo rurv.no Miter bow aeriuoe or UC bom lunf aUll.tliiC lle-emlta ri ui tta i) mi wtal a. a left yu. u at aiwot'iartr aare, . sgililurv. anil ran ) taki-n witlmul lnrejetva Dm -in, an. I .k-tMIfi muu htUUIi-BsV I'll ! h. ft U0. Itaf Ml- i.r all ri llaMa JrggtaU, ur mmtprr-pm.nl bjr eapraaa, tiuuiil rui'ii. I. t "l 'f Iri. I.j Ctn uUr aulM ua rr,u . N. T. N. If. NO. WIIBM wrltlttg to .tlvertUeiw pleaew lUuatlou I hia inaurr.