Eugene City Guard. I. 1. CAMFIII L, rrarttr. H ,'GKNE CITY. ORKUON A circular law truit It the lotcst. That's an ugly nl l- to monkey with. Many MM to think tint If the tuition by Itself dlgt out tin- Nicaragua Caual It will bo a big MMfh Out In a Western city there l a preacher nanus! Rowerflud. lie oiiKht to lie a good partner In a miff game of euchre. The broom corner I expected to clean out the mall manufacturer, ami r Imp the anw rtlon that It will do M I not too awe'ilrig. T (letting ariulttel of ee majente on the ground of Intoxication I not likely to prove a itrlklng tempcraucu argu ment In the Ian. I of II..- KiiIm r. Kvery rohtM-r who hold a man up la dciK-rlheO afterwanl a being a "very tall man." Ami the mini held up uu ally Umli hlmaelf very short, A Yale divinity MMM li said to have stolen !, Ixmkn. I'rohahly they are of a theidoglcul character, and It waa Just bis way of getting religion. A Western Judge hint decided that poker I uot a game of chance. Fiob hi. I) that Judge never give a man n chance wheu cngngisl In a Utile guiue. A f. ii. al.- hurglar wai found under a bed In New York. In the coming equal Ity of the sexes luuat man acquit tie female hahlt of looking under the bed' It apM-ar that the trl colored rfbbM with Hlilch tin- seals are attachiil to tl.e great treuty of MMM algiiod ul I'ur I w lorn off a lamlam boi. How weotl Kii ly' motor hai been an egreglou failure an a uioior, but pMMMlMJI tl the la ten I meeting of tin- Kn-ly KMB pany prove that It I tlll uurlvuled a apellhlmlcr. It doesn't ay Herman I not In teiiMdy Interfiled In prohlliltlng Amerl run snuango Unit no m-u.nper there ha su fur referred to It aa an Ihalumv of the government's lluk eyed watch fulusn. Mia Helen tloukl'l role In life la Hint of u bcncnVciit fnlry prluce. Probably It ha It i nii H'iiHnt loiin. but one shod der to think of the amlou Inquirer! nllli II.. Ir mulllludlliou eye fixed upon the wuud. In all hi bitter complaluta agnlnat thla country IMHM Ido hn not ulier.il a Mord whl. h mild be construed na n reproach to Mia Jeaale Keltic) for Hie fullure to carry out her aide of the p. a c agreement. Thla la genuine gnl luntry. n i ..t siitl-ll.l with trying to kick Hn ii i u Clans off lii pod. kimI. MM very learned piranha Hunt to banish Mother iMMVl atorlea, clilllulllg they ale false Ii.mhU. After having uc.omplUh.il tl. highly coinmeii.lubli. Job ll would not lie a ImiiI I. leu If they tackle the mall MM rumor Hint the moon I made of green cheese. "New occasion tench new dntle," ml It may well In- il.u the MW MUM of peiii-H will prove harder In l. ai ii and more difficult to fulfil Ihuu th.me of war. In lime of Hnr It la comparative y caay to rnlly nil Ml M the aupport ef the fatherland, and the one thing to do la to win the victory. Hut In pence counsel ure divided, an. I there U a call, uot for the heroic virtue of the warrior, but for the tin t ami wisdom, ml nlaivc all, the Juallee an. I truth, of the afatisamau. Our country hna not taeu lucking In either, and It will m.t do for ll to be lucking In cither MW. Mr. Htend roirt In the In nl.ni Pally t'broiilcle Hint whervver he go. Iq Kurope he llmla the governing . in--. - undemanding, nud to oiue c tent using, the Kngllah In tig na a c At the court of St. Petersburg It I the household tongue; the t'xnr, the l iar lua and their clilldren tut I l I in 1 1 y Use It In eouveraiilloti Willi each other. There I ail old aylng that the tongue of earth are many, bin of heaven only one. Then the growth of one hiliguage toward universal Use an. I tl.e Kugll-li language U making It may well be reckoned a growth toward the divine Ideal. If the French navy hna really to cured a practicable auhmarlnt lorpcdo IhhiI the .raft will give I rumv a .Ma tin. I advantage over oilier naval povv pro. Hut It will require more tlian tutrix ir cvpcrluiciiti lo demonstrate the Milne of the dcatioycr. luvcnlora have ba ii working on aubiuurlne taut t for Itfty year, and while aome of them notably Holland have apparently Ml trad the problem theoretically, the furl ivmalut thul no navy yet p -.-. a Vcaael of the aubmnrltie type which ha proved lia adaptability to the out dltlult of actual warfare. Ii a one thing tu make I r In I trip In landlocked harlh.i- under favorable comlllloua. II la ipilte another to face the peril of the oeu aea mid a vigilant foe. If the French have IkmI cnahlc of facing thoae coudltlou they have the whip hand even of Ureal llrltalu. ll will, however, lake actual war lo MM Irate the fact. The Tall Mull Unt.itu reuurki: "It tnk h a boM n. in lo gel op and any that It la tolh!e lo have too much te, hid cal education, bill Df, t'relghtou goca Ulgh a.iylng ll." The rcinnrka lo w hich the linietle refer Were made by the hlahop of London In hi recent addre to the college of that city. In which he rciunrktsl upon Ida liew lldci in. nt ut finding how many aubjecla of kuovvl edge titer are In the world. Mtcclnl lam III knowledge hat MM to lake the place of an all round education of for liter dny. when, a the hlahop ay, he tlldled "thing III general." I'll a I Dure re certain hclicltla In thla apeclallia lion of knowledge Hr. freight. n rvn.l lly ditilla, but he reminded hi hearer that the training lu thece apeclal tub Jeela waa, after all, only a part of ami ulNirdluale lo the Irilnlug of llf. I... much specialisation la apt I obscnt a sens of proportion, ami alio, a t, hlahop any, to dull that 'mental alert ue" the atlalnuii'tit of which I otic of the higheat scqulremciits of a true edu cation. No one It more helpleat than an rerge eipert or tpeclalltt when rlrcumataucet Interfere with lilt fol lowing bit choaen purault. lilt train lug bat given him a special. Ml M erl. aptitude, which, while at time of the MJMM value. I alio t other tltnoa of pracllcalll nn rnltie. There la too much rtdlnnce upon pcclnlUm and M enough uiHin Indlvlduallain a factor In MMM In Ihe great tcnool of life - Met which not a few rlear bended thinker of the day are iH gltiiilng to appreciate. A Brnilllnn merchant hna recently called upon an A Ml Ml Jobbing MMM for a peculiar article of ei-irt. He .vnntcd 10 buy aupply of diplomat or degreet from American whoolt of medicine, law. il.-rnlatry nd civil en gineering. It MM that the practice of theae prof.-..loi, In llraxll rcpilrc a dlpl'.mn or a degree, ami n the for eign article It tery acceptable, MM Hrardllatia prefer to buy tt " I kin" rather than MMl the tiM ''! tudy In acpilrlng the knowledge which It repreaenit. Hodor Johnaon. In eommenlliig once upon nn liiHtltu Hon that wai .dllng Ita hoiiora. re markid Hint It wa "getting rich by degree." Thl It the opportunity that the llraclllnti lmH.rter offer, but It I probable that the authorities' there will lie nb rt enough promptly to tuppr. a lUt-b a fraud. Nothing ran atop thla country but our own folly. Within ten month the Hal. I win locomntlve Work hn re ceived two order from Chili, the -olid In-lng for cistern engine. When we think how vnat rc the polhllltlca of railroad building In China and how IHMfllH It hna MM t mnke a tnrl there the evidence of pronclit activ ity ure moat gratifying. The llrat rond contructcd lu the empire run from Khiiughal to Wooaung. a dlalnni-e of only twelve mile. It wna built without the aanctlon of the govcniineiit, and was purchased by the niilhorlHc ami UMJ up after It had MM In MMYMsM nlanit a year. Thl wit an Into na I;'. "7, or only tlauit twenty MM! ago. The rSN-rlmeiit wn not eu r uglng to the glorlou fellowahlp of pro moter. Hut out of a MSl rullwuy, VMM first MfftM w na a abort coal cur rier, a line of colialderitble length hits U-en developed, w Id. Ii now runs from Tlcii Tain, a ahort dltnuce south of I'cklug. down to mid nloiig the c.asl of the litllf of I'e. hill. It w as III 1MB that Ho- Emperor ordered Ho- construction of s Mm- from Hie capital to Hankow, on Hie Yung Tin Itlvcr, and confldtvd the tusk In part to 1,1 Hung Chung. Hliicc then the country hna la-en alive with would lie MMMtMsMMj but their MjM work hna hecu lu the way of w ire pulling rather than lu Hint of rail laying, nud I.I Hung Chang's lui pcrlnl rond bus Im-cii one of the heat eg amples Imaginable of compliance wllh Ihe lull X I III "Mllke hliate al,.wly." Hut ll Is Ihe beginnings Hint nre moat try ing In combating oriental incthoda and orl. nlnl prejudice, nml thoae altleeii Huldwln locomotive may In' regarded na effective pioneer of elv Illall.. n It will nol be long before riillwny nre conshlcrell to In' lmllaN'Unble lu "111 nn, na the) nre Ml MM nud the gr. al empire ahouhl In-coiiii' Hie wlla.lUe of builder and of MBMfMMMn of mil nml rolling stock. Tin- United MMM mil! get the chief Is-lie lit from this progresalolt, na we. an now ameesaful ly MMMM nguliial Hie world. In every nveinie of human nclltlly I n. le Saii lends Ihe procession. "Nothing cuu sloy IIS." JlliS Hid you ever realise t lint planting nd Tcrtlalug wns like planting fruit trees You couldn't cSieet n whole wagon load of tipples the llrsl year. Nell Iter would you tear the triv up by the root, nl the end of the MMM If that wagon I. .ad of fruit were nol forthcoming. Yet you run a big L'tirlttinat ad . and eg pivt a carload of sales, ami Jutt be muae you didn't do na much a your neighbor over lu the other orchard, w ho has MM tending lilt tree for years, yon yank your advertisement out of Hie paper, nml any, "Ailverlltlng doesn't pay." We wouldn't NtptCl you to gel married to ndvcrllalng the llrsl time you made Ita ncipinlulaiice. any more than we would expect you to marry the first girl who winked al you on the H reel. N'cvvapnpcrdoin. A DmMI Hog. Intelligent dog are tunny, but not every dog, even though Intelligent, enu be tnilghl to gather lb. wets for Its Ml ler as a certain (MMM seller, unined Month, I said to do. Her master. Hon MM Harlmt. write of her lu the Chasseur I'm t Line. In June. Is'.'.'. ., xx :t I k N'slde the MM of Alton, Savoy, a friend ii ml I tried to reach MM vvuler lllle wllh our . ancs. bul will.. ml aiiccess. Sis Ing till liner hloasoiu out lii the wnler, I MlM Nontli. and threw MMM toward Iheiu In order to I nd me her to go fot them. She cciiicd to undersiand at MM plungvs.1 In, and MWlMJ and going brought Mowers enough lo till the Ml kol. The glinnU present could hardly U'lleve Ihelr eye. The dog loweretl her bend helical h Ihe w ater ao na lo cut the MM at a certain dlaiamv from the flower. Thla snine dog wa useful to her maa tcr In another way. One winter Ml big the cutcred lit stud) with a ttlek of vv.ssl held hclweeU her Jnvvt. She ilepoallisl Ihe w.sxl lu Ihe flrv... went down Ihe alcp and brought an oiher, and continued her tMvuialhin un HI the supply of W'ssl MMMd M Ml aufncleiit. w hen the reluru.sl to her place by the flrv lo enjoy Ihe results of Iter lalair. She certainly term to be a dog of a practical turn of mind. A Isvy learna Jual ao much lu akallng. and then atop. Hoy do nothing on Ihe M now ha I Isiyt did uot do thlity vtvara an THE MAKING OF A SHOE. 1 1. . . nil ' (irnlu lla Mmlc W.inderful I ... i.i t - l'i the Operation. It I a far cry from the cobbler of fifty year ago. tilting on hit little jeucb pegglug away at the pair of boe for hit neighbor, w hich mutt lie done on the morrow, to the modern methodt mid machine for thoe manufacture. Nolwllhstunillng the fact that science hn made tremendous advance and Invention lint done mighty thluga In al most every braic h of Industrial life, somehow or other, moat eope fctlll k"cp In their minds the vision of the s'liM-maker of old, iM-mllng over U'n Ml and pntleinly liorlngand stitching, now ami then stopping lo wns over hi thread. Hut fur different I It now. Machines, with Hie most astonish. ng a1'- oiiipllshineiitt, Hiuml and hammer ami stitch lu place of Hie human hands which lent ihcmtclvci to this work In the former time. And yet It seem to one w atching the pro.-etsi s, ns If hu mini hands were totnewhere MMM In theae case of Iron, so deft and won derful un' the parts, l-'unry a machine which can cut nnd tew MOO button hole a dny nml then revolve In your mind the long mid weary tolling of the tired fingers which might have the same amount of work to do. In tome MM a pnlr of shoci goci through 1.1U d .t I net pmccaac In the coure of Ita manufacture. A pair of shoe hat been turned out In twenty eight mln Mj but that I esceptloiinl, nml the manufacturer like la tter to take time for the goodt to rct a bit after some of the procco. A trip by a Krec I'rett wns made through one of De troit! big fm-toric the other day, mid aome Interesting things were noted. The factory hn a caimclty of 4.HU0 pa Ira day, although this limit hn never liccii reached, and U.Ono a dny, or lis pairs a minute, Is keeping the lunula pretty busy. The hld.-a nml tklnt come In with ragged edges, some w ith holes here and there, other with utilirokeu aiirfnces. It I iiec. santy In ome wny to get nt the c tin It I It y of leather In these pieces, n plisxlllig Job. Hut brains have aolve.l Hie piobletn. nml there -lands a ma chine for doing the entire work. The kin Is put lulo ihe machine ns Into a planer nml the MMBDM of a.tiare feet mid Inches In lit surface l Indlontcd on a dial. The amount of la'ir saved on account of Ihe Irregular eilgea of the leather cuu Is' linugliic.1. Mukliiif Hie Patterns, It MM ns If Hie theoretical side of the manufacture of a pair of shoos ahouhl Is-gln with the making of the pattern, nl which one lo live men nre kept constantly working. I'll, so are cut out of allff puah'honnl, nml nre moothly islge.l with Hu. laich part of the ahoe must have It pattern. Some of these ms'in lo have very little i. s. inblam e to any thing nn ordinary observer might Ml In a silr of sins. I 'or Instance, the pattern for Hie upper looka like n large horae alloc nmgiict In shape. Wit. i these patterns In hand, Ihe real manufacturer of the shoe I COAUNQ STATION FOR THE UNITED STATES IN THE FAR EAST. I'AOO-PAOO HARBOR SAMOA. WIIKKK TIIK 00 VEKN'MKNT III II I) A dOAUNti MA HON. IVIIX the tide DttWMI the heel and the ball of the foot. Wonderful Machine. In the nest department moat of the lighter sewing Is done, ai well as the pasting togelher of the lining and the upper. IcorM of glrlt are busy at the hewing machine!, fuatenlng the differ ent parti of the upper together, lb re too, are the button-hole machine which do thdr work with lightning rnpldlty. Another tort of machine, wllh a din ind hubbub, cut! the holes for the eyelets and the htxsVt of laced thoes, and tlampi them In securely with marvelous qnlckfMM and the sound of a lintlitig gun. Still another tort news on Hie buttons, fastening the buttons on ns many ns 1,000 pnlrt a day. Reside these ll the neweit In vention, a machine for riveting the buttons on. Seveniy Ave pain an hour ran lie finished on this machine. XblH, fnr, the BDpM and the heels mid miles have licen making their wny sepnrnlcly through the processes, but they nre soon to come together. And now the "Inst" Ii to come Into play. Tim Is put Inside the BOOM, with the lu Mi; Hi Igei of the upier are turn ed over the islges nnd tneked down on the sole. Then the out-sole Is tucked on by machinery with a few nails, tail noise resembling the report of mus ketry in the distance. Each of the nails In tills machine at well ns In all the others Is iniule from wire na It Is need ed, tlie nails Ming made nml driven at the same Instant. Hut there are still more wonderful machines to be seen. Here, for liistnnc", la one which s vvs the In sole onto the BDffMfi This Is the welt machine mid doe UMl pnlrs n dny, whereas a man's work wns formerly twelve pairs. Not less wonderful Is the stitching machine which punctures the hetivy out -..li s nml sews tln ni nt the same time to the upT nml In sole, tying a knot in the most human fash ion nt every stitch. The nwl which mnke the punctures, and the needle which dm' the tewing nre curved, nnd together form nltnost n semi circle, the hole being made with one stroke nnd the thread Inserted with the nest. The his. I Is still lo lie fastctnsl to the sole, nml this Is done by a ponderous look- '""".". ' , '""' "aJaia" HI sv. BCKN88 IN A Mol'KltN Sllul' MAN IT'ACTOBT. about lo begin. 1'roni skins of the proper kind and patterns of the proper hu Hie cuttera siml the work. Lay ing Hie patterns down oil Ihe skins they ipilckly cut Ihe aklns the shape of the outlines of the patterns, their knives being rasor edgisl. The cullers, us well as nil Ihe other worker throughout the factory, nre guided In their lalsirs by a system of card a Nsuisl from the ottbv. hen nu order conies lino the house .me of these card Is made out for each kind of shoe wanted, showing Ihe mini her. kind, the site, the Inst, the Mulsh, and soon, giving every detail ntsml the ahoe which It lo tie I urn.il out. This curd follow that lot of ah.1 wherever It goca III Its wandering through the factory. So that the cutter knows Just what patterns they nre to use. When nil the necessary pans of the ISDN portttM of the IM have MM cut. In eluding Ihe linings and the fancy tips nml tidbits. Hie lot It sent on to the hot touting department. Here nre cut the los'ls, lu soiea and out MM and various oilier aimuge opernllont are gone through wllh. The Ins-Is and d- nre cm by hand with dlea. He fore each worker Is nn Ituim use section of a tree trunk, on Hie lop of which the hide is laid. The sharp edged die la placed on the hide ami Hie worker wllh a fell aw. sip of his hammer thrown out what Is lo ls ere long the sole or Ihe heel of a shoe. The .roco a exactly like that which mother us.s.1 lu making MM wllh the addition of ihe extra strength necessary. In nn ordinary heel there are l piece luateml of the one which la apparent lo the person w ho examines a ftiilahcd pnlr of hoca. These plow are put together III a mnchlno. nail hide are laired ami enough nails are pill In to hold Hie Moi togelher, all wllh a alngle inotlou of the machine. An other machine cut the rough piece which hat leu hewn out of the sole Into the esaet ah.ipe and lite ins.l.sl for the MM delnsl. Thl I done by a pattern of the sole In iiiMiHon gov erning Ihe culler of Ihe tin. I An other machine cult what it known at a "channel" lu the lop of ihe In MM and around the edge and It It thla chan nel lo which Ihe upvr It to he sowed. Usher machines cut out ihe pitvco of lug mnchlne which drives all the nails lu ut .me (line. oihfr rroosonooi There nre sllll dosem of processes to M gone through thl Irluiiulug dovv n of the hinds, which Is done by a machine driving a curved cutler, trimming the edges of the Sole, sand papering Ihe heel nnd soles, burnishing nud coloring the edges, mid -o on. No detailed de scription of the processes could be at tempted. Sulllce It to My that the workings of Iron nnd steel lu a shoe fMtO9 would Mtoalaa the w isest man w ho tins not seen tOOtt every day. Im provements are constantly Mug made nml machines w lilch last wivk were considered marvels are next week throw n out for old Iron, ns useless In COMDMtMM with the new Invention, A IVtrolt man has Just Invented a Joint ed last which Is said to excel anything else for the MM ith which It can he Insert. si nml taken out of a Mot. When once Inside the shoe, II can Is1 straight IBOd nut and thus made much Inrgcr than la-fore. Throughout the many processes, melt's ami WUIHHI ibjOM nre kepi s.parute and different work ers make then, iki that In one MDMt shm'innkers are not unlike the (junkers, ttf course there Is an MptClM who bsiks over Ihe dnlslnsl product thor oughly nml throw out nny that may Is- iMMffWt Then there Is a complete Ihu factory where paste lavard ah.ns Isnes are mrticsj out lu large o,unutl tie. (ireat Japan, ac Hrldge. JOfAMM amblilon contemplate the MMM MMM the limit of Shimon onrkiofn bridge to MMMtt Ihe KtMJM) railway with that of the Saiuyo rail way, fMn Sh'tuonosi-kl lo H og,., tfeM enabling paiMMJM prvnssj unln lerrupt.sl frvun the southern extremity of Kliiiut lo the extreme uorth of ihe uialulatid. As the straits sre a mile wide, with a current often running eight MM in hour, and. at ih- bridge must allow the passage of the largetl MMMoMI U'lirath It. the colossal struct ur' will. If successfully com pleted, enable the Japauee to boast of ao engineering real so rsr UDo,uJed lu UC WvtrlJ 1'UI'a.leJuh S SE NOR M ATI AS ROMERO. A Gifted Meslcan and IIIilomat Who BoCOtltly I'asted Awsr. Don Matins Romero, who died In Washington not long ilnce, was one of the best known foreign diplomats In this country, not only on nccouut of bit long occupancy of the Mexican lega tion, but also through bis numeroui contribution! to American periodical literature, which rendered tils name fa miliar to the reading public. He was very popular In Washington, and earn ed the regard of many prominent Americans, tiotnbly of QMBi and Lin coln. He wns a man of large heart and generous Impulses, as was demon strated at thu time of the failure In ISM of the banking Arm of tirnnt A Wnrd of which flen. (irnnt was a part ner, when Bcnor Romero went on from Washington and offered his entire for- A STRAhOE DINNER I ART. thoniand feet down the mountain r)A. t.-riuliiHtlug where two irlaoi.i k. M MM together. The avalanche ,,",, M ATI A s BOsUIOs tune to Ihe general In order to enable h. m to tide over his personal pecuniary difficulties.- nn offer that was grateful ly declined, nud was said to have BMTOd the general to tears. Be nor Romero wns i!2 yenrs old. He wns horn lu the City of Ononcn. Mexi co, and wns given such education as tbi competent colleges of the city of Mexico hnd to offer the youth of the nation nt Hint time. He wns graduated ns a lawyer and began his polltic.il and dlplomntic career In lS5o, when he wus ctitcnsl In the foreign oillce. In lN'il) he came first to Wnshlngton is secretary of legation, nnd for a time wns charge d'affaires. He returned to Mexico In lM's" to light for his country ngnlnst the French luvnders. After the President hnd given him a colonel's commission he wns selected by (!en. Porflrlo I 'iaz ns his chief of stuff. I'res Ideiit Juarez, after the wnr, made hltu minister to the Tutted Stntes, and he remained lu that capacity for Ave yenrs. From ISiS to IS72 Renor Romero was sccretnry of the Mxlcnu treasury. Ills health falling In the latter year he gave up his public life to retire Into the country and devote himself to agri culture. He returned to the capital In 1ST" nml served ngnln ns secretary of the treitsury and Inter ns postmaster general. In isvj he returned to the friendships he hnd made In America, envoy extraordinary from his govern ment. This post he held without break, nml even without absence, save for n short time, until his denth. Seller Honicro wns a prolific writer nnd published upward of fifty volume!. A short time before his denth Senor Romero wns promoted to be ambassa dor and would soon have presented hll credentials ns such. sxr--. V. ; w I--. A soft answer turncth away divorce. A w oman's logic Is far kbon a man's morals. With most women belief Is better than proof. The longest way home Is the shortest way to trouble. A husband doeul know a good thing when he linsu't got It. Huslwn.ls nre necessary only once a month- when the bills MM In. It makes a woman shudder to think how happy she Mold have made you. The dot 11 shows you the worst side first. The rest makes It seem belter. If women's gsal Intentions were Jew els they wouldn't wear anything else. I.ove Is divided Uto quarters one quartet rutty, three quarters Jealousy. Kve wanted to put on clothes merely to tie able to have a hat to go with (hem. When a woman Is convlct.il she ne. quits herself by saying she baa beenl ,,,iui.t...i m "".-J aagMi QooMm wouldu't seotu half so un interesting to women If It dldu't wear such plain clothes. When a woman likes a man her Idea of having lil ui happy Is not having Uliu belong to some other woman. Kvery married woman would like to see yon happy with some other MMM and they'd scratch out her eyes If you w ere. Any womtn who thinks about It will admit that Adam deserved to fall be cause he did not Increase Eve's allow ance tor pin money. Jot loaMtnea Dinner l'rljr Wblle Hi lloti Hum. There Is a fimlllir tiylng tbit lady should be mistress of bemelf. although chlua fall, but lo be mailer of hlmtelf and hi dinner-table while hi houe Is In flumes I a degree of self control gr .:.ted lo few. Cruce Kllery t'han nlng, In her book. "The Sister of a Saint." tell of a eertulu gentleman of colonial times who appears M huve been endowed wllh even lhat measure of Puritan self n pri salon. The Royal CMIBlMMMM then In BttttB. were bidden to a dinner M Chrlitma eve at the stately Hrlstol MMM of John Weui worth. man of great natural part und of a noble and lofty bearing. The tuWe. tet forth with old plale ami damask, was loaded with good cheer of all kinds. The host gave ihe customary signal for the din ner to Ih- served In Ihe words: "Friends, you see your dluuer.' As the visitors' lips opened lo make the MMMM demanded by etiquette, a n-rvutit rushed In with the announce ment that the house was on fire. Htern ly bidding Ihe startled guests to sit down. John Wentworth commanded the servants to take out the tables and set them upon the law n; then the chairs were ulso removed. "The air will be keen outside. Rrltig hither the wrnps," slid Johu Weut worth. Hut the tin me hnd already con sumed them, "llrlng whatever you can find, then:" and the slaves returned wllh their arms benped with curtains and tablecloths, and these strange wraps were hastily donned by the com- t.niiv. "To the tables." commanded Went worth. and at the word the panic-stricken guests trooped forth from the now bluxlng house and seated themselves alamt the table upin the wlmry luwu. The host repeated the greeting. 'And a very good dinner we ice." was the tremulous response. In rain the guests essayed nervously to eat and drink; fitful attempts at gayety died nway In the evcr-lucrens-lug roar of flames; but Wentworth kept up an Miy flow of cotiversntlon. press ing upon his guests the various dainties with all the concern of a man who had untight weightier upon his mind. Now and again the sound of a falling beam would he echoed by a fulling glnss from some shaking hand. As the last glnss shivered to the ground ll was answered by a dull crash; the last wall of the house stink and fell. Wentworth did not turn his head. tart sad m mmw There are 110 mountains in Colorado trbOM peaks are over 1,200 feet above the ocean level. A scientist looking for microbe says there nre absolutely none on the Sw iss mountains at an ultltude of (000 feet. It has MJM calculated that ordinary gunpowder on exploding expands about tMUU times, that ll, tills a space this much Inrgcr as a gas than when lu a solid form. lu the American Museum of Natural History, In Central I'ark. New York, the skeleton of an ancient American rhlnoceroa, found In an old river lied In Phillips County. Kansas, has been mounted. It measures 10 (Ml - inches In length, and 4 feet 1 Inch In height. The rare element, gallium, which wns discovered In 1875, In rock from the Pyrenees Mountains, and which takes Its name from tinll'.n, the old Roman appellation for France, bus re cetitly Ivecn added to the list of sub stances occurring In the sun. Prof Hartley nnd Mr. Uam.ige, of Dablln, have recognised Its spectral Hues In sunlight. According to the results of nn Inquiry among the beekeepers of (iermany, hu man beings may acquire Immunity from the effects of bee stings simply by being stung a sufficient number or times. In some cases thirty stings stif Bel to Impart the desirable Immunity In other cases ns many as list stings must lie endured before the victim ceases to suffer serious Inconvenience from the nttack of liees. Occasionally a person Is found who Is naturally Im mune to the effects of bee stings, while others are not able to acquire Immunity by any amount of heroic experience. The experiments to lie tried with liquefied air In the treatment of yellow fever will be observed with deep Inter est by Ihe scientific world. The yellow fever bacillus succumbs to cold weath er. It will not survive the frcexlng point, and when the South Is scourged with the disease the prayer Is for a frost. Hy the use of liquefied air the temperature may be reduced to any de gree desired, even to 2U0 or 300 below lero. The cost of the operation Is not excessive, and the machinery Is not complicated. All that would Ih seeded, aside from the apparatus, would be a well insulated room to keep the licit out. The recent gift to the Peahody Mu seum of American Archaeology nnd Btbnology of thl famous "Calaveras skull." reawakens Interest In that re MrltabM relic of antique man. The skull was found in ISOli Imbedded In gold-bearing gravel In Calaveras Comi ty. California, at a depth of 19 f,., t. AboTO It were four beds of lavn that had fiowe.l from a now extinct volcanic vent. The late Prof. J. Whitney (WhOM sister. Miss Maria Whitney. MM the gift to the museumi was con vinced of the genuineness of ihe discov ery. The owner of the skull Is sup posed lo have lived In the Pliocene epoch, a period so remote that the most an.-:, nt dates of history seem quite re cent In comparison. Pis-ts often affect carelessness In tbelr garmeuts for the same reason that ramus travel In freight cam, Avalanche'- Hoar Heard Mwy Mil . An Immense avalanche came tear IMJ and roaring .low n the side of Mount Rajihr. near Tacoma. Wash.. MMttl It struck the bu of the mountain w Ith n report like that of a tremendou, clap of thunder, being heard dlstlncilv In Tucoma. sixty miles away. p,M1,le there thtiught an earthquaake had oc rurred. The supposed esrthquake wai an ivalanche, which came down the Mob bone of a "cleaver" lying Mween the wo branches of Mow ltch Ulacler. The top of this "cleaver" has an elevation of .en tbousaod Mt R extendi several .d ueur the top of this cleaver wepi tue rocny surrace to MowitZk i Hi lii si i.r 1 I. , i i. el. I- s. Iula u lpsj w MM the glacier terminate wiin n-7 dpttOM ley wall, over which It .ao7 Into a greot haim below, a large i of this glacier wai carried down ,w It. Mm iayi millions of tous of rock lc nud snow tumbled down. Settler about the mountain tUmia. a teirltlc earthquake had oe, urrA whet they heard the reart and fen the Jar which followed. Koine v.-?,.. d Mount Hauler to ,. if tbtTt In an eruption. Rut the greut ,ww field w hich had existed where the gf. laiu lie Started had fallen down, nnd tfc, puth of Hie avalancho and , glacier vvu plainly seen. BEWARE THE THIN BANANA iniwii.it that F.very Lover of TkU Fralt Hhnuld Have. When you arc buying hanunns nr-r, buy Hie long thin ones unless you wiai fruit which will pucker your rnoM j No matter bow well ripened tboie tbli j bananas may nppear to lie, they wjgl always be found both sour and acrid. This l bacaBM the bunch which ee tallied t ln-ni wus picked too soon. Tin banana grows fastest at first lu length. When It bus reached ltl full develop, incut lu Hint direction. It suddenly be glus to swell, nml In a few days w double In girth. It Ii at the end of tbt lime that ll tiegln to rlpeu naturally, and the effort of the banana Imisirtef I to bare the fruit gathered at tbt Inst possible moment, and yet la-far the rl'iilng bus progreised evet enough to tinge ihe bright green of tbt fruit with yellow. A difference of twenty four boun on the tree at this time will muke a difference In tbt weight of the fruit of, perhaps, 2.", per cent., am) all the difference In its final flavor, between a puckiTy sour an.1 the sweetness and smoothness whirl nre characterlstlc'of the ripe fruit. T get Ihe bulimias to our market In gaol condition requires fast steamers, vvuln must be provided with ventilation sad oilier means of keeping the fruit front ripening loo fast In Ihe hold. Mucbof the finest fruit does ripen In the few days of passage, and this Is sold t.i hucksters for itrect sale. New Yurk Sun. Uelli'lou repawn. Real lovers of lhat peculiar fruit. th papaw, which grows to luxuriantly along the river bottoms of Ihe great Middle West, do not hesitate to pro. nounce It the moat delicious nud nra geibcr satisfying edible that nature turns out. It has Iwcn happily At scribed as a "natural custard," Its rich, golden-yellow pulp admirably carry-lug out the simile. Many persons cannot eat It at nil. and many others have to acquire a liking for It. A man from the far Northeast, who was visiting a cousin In Ohio In early October, wns shown one day a flur, lnrge specimen of the fruit. "What Is that':" he asked. "Break It open and see," was thf n ply. lie broke It In tW Insuectcd It, and smelt of It. "Well?" he said. "Taste It." He did so. "Faugh!" he exclaimed. "What klnj of game are you trylug to piny 00 mef "1 am merely giving you a chanc n. eat the most toothsome dainty that grows In the world," rejoined the (ousln. The next day the visitor tried ngaln to ent a papaw. He could tolerate It, but thai was all. "You'll bo eating them by the hatful before you go back Fast," said tin CUS II, As having some bearing on the Mb Mm' of this prediction It only remains to lie recorded that when the visitor returned home, a week or two later, be took along with him a half bu-liel ..f pa pawn carefully selected nnd packed lu a box. and lhat. on his arrival at tlir ancestral mansion, he Is snld to have placed alongside the framed motto In the family sitting-room, "What li Home Without a Mother'" a similar, but smaller one: "What Is Home Without a PapuwV" Two Epigrams. Two old English epigrams wore re printed In n London paper of c..uijiara- lively recent date, for the nmtisetnent of the readers. The first referred to worthy but tedious sergeant, given to making long speeches. He had a rubicund countenance, ind In the full dress cost nine of the court of his day was a notable figure, one day w hen he was especially long vrlnvM an acquaintance wrote these lines: The Sergeant plead w ith fact tire, And all the court may rue It; His purple garment! come from Tyre; His arguments go to It. The other eplgrnm was written at tn time when n certain Ir. Reed was al lowed to ventilate the Boniei of l'r llaiuent by n system of alternate M.i-' of cold nnd hot air. He wns lupporHi by Sir Robert Peel in this enternrlM. Some wag wrote to the London Tlim Peel's pntronnge of Doctor Reed Is very natural indeed: For no one need be told The worthy, scientific man Is acting on the premier's plan Uf blow Ing hot nnd cold. The Flrt Typewrit r. The first typewriter wns a macblM with raised letters, Invented by lleiirJ Mill of Knglund, lu 1711, for the use"' the blind; but beyond marking t lie era of mecbaplcaJ writing machines It ' of no vnlue, and for neatly 1 1" yf step forward wns mndo. Nearly all to Improvements, nnd certnlnly the ctM for the general Introduction of tl" lyP writer, la-longs to America. TUJ there Is one firm III this country 1bM niuiiufii.TVi'o more than fifty style machines, In nil languages and eveB bait MM ciphers. In these Inst the ke.f N.nril Is lettered ns usual, but the chr' actors are printed In cipher. Hllahtly InconalateiiL Some of the Jha-ap novel writers are In a hurry to get tbelr pay. otbel they would revise tbelr work, and M allow such startling statements a t" follow ing to nppear In type: "I grew up to runnhood without fve knowing what the love of a lr"i really wns, as my mother died my eldest brother wai born. A great many of the men w ho ell to be lelf-made were evidently rupted before the Job was IWPteM