i':' . mit w t D 111 I V I I I I 1 I I 1 I I V , I , l l lll IM1 ii..... 11 J nil Eugene City Guard. I. L. OAHFHILL, rrfrUtor. EUGENE CITY ....OREGON. tlobion leemi to ho nliarp as a ralior. Wo mill I natal thai it should ba 1 1- i tbo "Yankee Npniikoo" war. Win n Jtudynrd Kipling fired bli Iftt- cst poem bo evidently wag loaded for beor." It In' I exnclly for Hm land value Hint England wants upper Africa, it art" dcntly Iiiih mi ml onoiieli. Tlio Downgcr Duchon of Rulhor land'i diamonds havo been itolen, but the inline of her iluy has Uot yet boon announced. Tol. Waring wnH n iiiorlflee to id oinc Imt ho died n lioro Just an truly ii s any man who foil at El Cunoy or Kau .In. in. That Now York follow who Ii shown to hnvo fifty vlvc la In a position to Understand UM full force of the mother In law Juke. Klin Wheeler WIlcOl has publlibed nn Interesting artlcla on "Bow to He Lovable Though Old." Wbal doe Kiln know nliout that? Teun now eonaa t the front with a iilMHlntr cashier who i- graphic ally daaeribad as "6 foot i! Inchon tall ami about f 1-1,000 ihort." A Colorado editor who translates the Dallooal motto, H plnrlboa unum "out of inoliey, one," evidently shoots miK'b nearer the mark than ho Imagine!. "WnH the war a complete failure?" asks the BOO tOll Advertiser. Consider lug the fact that It Increased the price of beans It must be admitted that It waa. The Cznr'i disarmament proposition might with profit be tried first on Hud yard K I pi I tig. What Is the use of going aboad if Bodyard will not lay down bin gun? American game may bo getting loss In some sections, but that It'l kccplnit up In oilier directions Is shown by the announcement that 7,Mi),ixmj pack of etrda are sold yearly. Speaking of the golf champion, Itent rlx lloyt, the Huston Herald says: "Hhe bus a man's arm and a man's clear eye." Well, she probably will got the rest uf him sooner or Inter, The Austrian authorities would not allow Mark Twain's remarks nt the Vienna peace conference to be publish ed. Those suspicious foreigner! evi dently are afraid that American humor U loaded. it tea mi that several eminent pbjral clans have come to the conclusion Ibat fatigue Is II disease. That Is well. Now If they will discover the bacillus of fa tigue and then perfect a system of Inoo nlatlon agalnal it what a gay old world It will be. Thai man Anthony "ho. when blOWD upon the Maine, saluted Captain Slgs bee and said, "Sir, I have to report that the ship lias been blow D up and Is link Ug," evidently Is totally devoid of fear III the face of peril, lie was married the otber day. Street sweepings to the estimated amount of three million tons are col hK ted every year In the cities of tbo Dnlted Stales. Most of this material is either used for "filling" or throwd away! but the Department "' Agricul ture learns that In some places farm ers secure the wetpiuga for fertilising pnrpoaea, and that the farmers In such CaSee, wllh few exceptions, report c cell. 'i.i results. Since the disposition of such refuse Is sometimes n serious problem, the fact seems to bo worth consideration on the part of town and country alike. One of our worst faults, as a people, Is a persistent disregard of the truth that to prevent waste In all such ways is to luereaae wealth. The civil war Came to nn end In April, lSiiu, but the national debt In creased more than two hundred million dollar! befON the end of August, when It reached Its highest point, In spite of tbo most extensive and all-embracing tax system the world has ever known. The war with Spain has been much less costly, but It is a conservative estimate that less than one half the total el ponaa was incurred before the terms of pence were offered to Spain, If that be so, the war cost, directly, two hundred millions. Indirectly, the larger army needed to occupy new possessions will cause a large permanent charge on the revenue, and wa may assume that the war taxes have come to stay. The Orleans family In Trance has al ways been famous lor II small econ omlcs. King I. mils Fhlllppo was sneer ed at In Ills time as n man "who counted bin pontiles." Ills descendant! also have the reputation of being penurious in the use of their ample wealth. The head of the house Is the DUO d'Oiiean. who would tic king if the monarchy were restored. Ills recent manifesto rea pec ting tin Dreyfua affair confirm the popular view of the family falling. Instead of sending It to the hciuhiuar tell of his party In I'arls by a fcjoatot gei empowered to have It printed as a poster and placarded w here every one could nee It, he put It In an ordinary en velope and posted It by mall nt the ex pense of live cents without warning his agents by telegraph of his lutoutlons. In conactpictice of bin had management the manifesto was only placarded In a few places, and was laughed nt wher ever It was read, lie was ridiculed by the boulevard wit as a Pretender, who could not afford to spend more than a live-cent stamp even when a throne wi In sight. There wu the same kind of wit In Loula Philippe', lime, The blind beggar, Into whose bat the mini lost French coin was thrown by a bystand er, exclaimed: "That must have been an Orleans prince!" All I'arls waa tlr red with merriment when the tory wa told lu print. food, tome Interesting fart! can bo gleaned. In Frame chestnut largely: take tbo place that Indian corn occu pies as a cheap (gad In this eoiinlry. Especially Is this true In the central districts of France, whore largo planta tions of chestnut trees supply a cheap and nutritious food for the peasantry, who often make two meals a day upon chestnut!. These mils are eaten boiled, rousted, steamed and In a Wirloty of ways constitute a dally artic le of food. In Italy the slopes of Aetna are esti mated to produce annually eighty to n hundred tons of chestnuts, though In ferior In quality to the tine, large nuts of Calabria. Here, as In Franco, chest nuts during the fall nnd winter season furnish a considerable pint of the food of the poorer clause and are cooked In a variety of ways, (iround they are made Into a kind of cake by the peai mils of the Apennines, but the result, at least to American taste, s not encour aging. Walnuts are also grown nil over Franco as an article of food, for the purpose of making oil, anil to adulterate butter. The peasant! oat them with bread robbed with garlic and they are considered to bo nn excellent substitute for meat. Koth In Franco and lu Italy almonds are grown largely, though not mod for food as extensively na chest nut! nud walnuts. In Italy there are extensive almond orchards. Filbert!, or hazel nuts, pistachios, pine nut!, etc., are all oaten more or less In all these countries, ns they are In the I'nlted States, not aa n main food supply, but a! relishes and dessert!. The common ami cheap peanuts of the Dnlted Slates are not available In Europe and prices are no high as lu make them a luxury. When wo smile nt the exocsilve con servatism of the English In refusing to adopt a decimal system of money, and !tlcklng to their Inconvenient reckon ing In pounds, shilling mid pence, are we sure that we are uut throwing stonei through our own glass house' How many ounce! are there lu a pound? Twelve of one kind lu one !ort of n pound, sixteen of another kind In another sort. Three feet to n yard! tlvo and n half yard! to n rod. Thirty-two ipiarl! lu a bushel. An acre cannot bo made Into n perfect square, but Is a piece of ground Ion by sixteen rods, making forty-three thousand, live hun dred nnd sixty square feet. A ruble yard contains nine cubic feet. These II lustriilloiis show whM a waste of time and energy there Is In converting our own weight! nnd measure! from one unit to another. It Is nil needles! waste, as we know from the ease with which we deal with our money unit our renders will perhaps bo tired of be ing told that lu all the civilized world, England. Itussla ami the l ulled State! are the only count lies which do not use tbo metric system for u II purposes. If vve are asked why we do not use It we cannot reply that our method Is better. We can give no bettor excuse than that wo aro too conservative, that tbo change Is "loo much hither," that wo are too lazy to conform to a system which Is as far superior to that we em ploy as the dollars and cents of our ney are mora convenient than the Hrltlsh pounds, shillings and pence. It would not bo n bad Idea for the young people of the land to organize them selves Into a metric league, to urge on the change w hich must come sooner or Inter. Perhaps the present generation of statesmen la too "old fogy lab" to bring about the reform. Let the school boys and schoolgirls f.-inilllarl.e them selves with the metric system, employ It In their games, and make their opin ion of It know n by monster petitions to the powers that bo. BABY'S EDISON'S CRADLE. COURAGE. B--c!ui I hold it sinful to despond. And will not lot the bitterness of ilfe Blind me with burning tear!, but look beyond lla tumult mid strife; Benito I lift my head nbove the mist, Ulore the sun shines and the breed breezea blow, By every my and every raindrop kissed That God's love dot h bestow; Think you I find no bitterness at all: No burden to lie boruo, like Christian'! pick? Think you there are no ready tear! to fa 11. Because I keep them hack? Why should-1 hug life1! ills with rold re- eorvo, To rurse myself ami all who love me? Nay! A thousand times more good than 1 de serve Cod gives me every duy. And In each one of these rebellious tear! Kept bravely buck he makes a rainbow shine; Grateful I take his slightest gift; no fears Nor any doubts are mine. Ilark skies must clear, and when the clouds are pnst, fine golden day redeems a weary year; Patient I listen, sure that sweet at lust Will sound His voice of cheer. IN THE K LEVATOR. Idlann'n Assistants I'rrtrntrd lino mill Till Aiitom iftla Tender, When Thomas A. Edison's second daughter was born his technical assist ants In the laboratory at Orange pre sented him with plans for a cradle In tended to save Mrs. Edison much of the worry and trouble usually experienced by mother!. Several other Ideas were submitted to the committee, but the thought of the wizard ambling up nud down the room in the dead of night, oc casionally stepping on -i semi submerg ed tack, was too much for them, so the Cnidle was decided on. It was called the "automatic electric baby tender." It was an ordinary cradle with ingeni ous devices for the child's comfort nt Inched. Immediately above the spot where the baby's head would lie was a diaphragm, somew hat like a telephone receiver. If the Infant should start cry ing at the very Urn wall communica tion wus established between the dill phriigm and an electric clock. At tbo Mm( time the cradle was sot rocking by means of n small motor. If the re monstrance continued beyond n certain lime the clock released a lever and an arm attached to the side of the cradle (operated by wbal is called a ball crank lever), carrying a nursing buttle, was swung over the baby's mouth. If bun gar was not the trouble and the walls continued another arm on the opposite side sw ung over the child's mouth with paregoric. At the same time the elec tric current was turned Into a set of From advance sheet of consular re ports from Fratiee, Italy and Syria aa to tu extent to which uut are iucU ai 8aal IIAHV KIUSO.V Il.FllTIU. CUAOI.K. magnet! placed around (be cradle, and any pin which might be musing th trouble would be at once removed. If the yella continued the "thirty-third de gree" wai applied. Two arma. lyini flat lu the cradle under tbe baby, were lowly railed and the child turned 01 Bf Then in electric spinkcr fnitoiied to (be footboard proceeded to do It work With neatness and dispatch. However, Mr. Edison persists In re ganllug the baby cradle aa a Joke AMI'EIITON stopped at tbe hotel desk long enough to rend the letter which wna handed to him with bla key; then bo itnrt ed for hla roomi to dress for hla club dlu uer. Hut the club dinner was no longer In bis mind. The contents of that letter angroaOOd bla thought! to the ex clusion of everything else. 1 1 w as from hi! late traveling com panion. Birch, whom he bad left In Par la a month ngo, nnd who now wrote from London to tell him that the Klugs leyi bad quit tbe Continent nnd weru Intending to sail for America nl once. "So the conat la clear, old man, and you can come back," declared t tie writ er, persuasively. "You wore nn Idiot ever to run nwny B! you did. Join me bore In n fortnight and we'll lie lu time for tbnt Mediterranean trip." Camperton'l Jawi were let nnd bla browa contracted aa be atepped luto tbe elevator. He knew that the Klngshy!, In re turning to America at thla time, were curtailing (heir original European pro griim by nt len!t !lx months. And It wns easy to gnOB the reason. They were coining home to prepare for their daughter's nuirrlage to her tilled suitor. Tbe Count himself, no doubt, would follow lu a abort time to claim bis bride. "And I must got away before they ar rive," decided the young man. "I'll go back to Europe by the next atonmer." Through the mist of hla mental nb- tractlon ba observed thai the elevator bud an occupant beside! himself n woman who bad aaated herself In a Bbadowy corner of the car; but her preaenoa did not change the current of bis thought!. The elevator came to n sudden stop so sudden. Indeed, that Cainpertotl, not being prepared tO chock his upward course all ill once. Involuntarily rose to bla tiptoes, waving his arms like n huge bird about to take flight, and then pirouetted gracefully toward tbe other passenger lu the corner. "There Is no danger, mudaiiie," tie bo gnn, In hla most reassuring tone!. "We're fast between two lloora and must wait n while " Ha slopped short ns he noted, with surprise and alarm, the attitude of the lady. She was still sitting In her corner nnd wns holding n handkerchief over her face, while little convulsive quivers and shrugs of tbe shoulders Indicated that she was weeping. lu his contrition nud hi! desire to soothe her harrowed fi clings he wns about to sit down beside her. when a sound that was strangely like a giggle Gdme from behind the handkerchief. Camperton started up, fluablng hotly, "lo forgive me!" And the laughing voice suddenly became coaxing. "I know It Is rude of 1110 to laugh, but O, Mr. Camperton, you can't Imagine how funny you looked Just now, when you went hopping and waltBlng about and kneeling nt my feet for all the world like a performing bear:" Camperton did not hear. He was star ing at her lu blank amazement. He made several attempt! to speak before the words would come. "Miss Klngslcy," he managed to ar ticulate at last. Ills heart had almost Stopped at the moment of recognition, but It was now beating furiously. "I suppose this Is your astral body. It Cannot be your real self." "O. but It Is:" said the girl with ani mation. "We came over In the Cam pania, which arrived ibis morning, nnd we are stopping at this hotel until our ! bouse Is put lu order." "We?" "Of course; papa nud I, Ton don't suppose I would come alone?" "1 I didn't know. I was not exactly expecting you to come at all. Your plans, ns I understand them, WOUld have kept you abroad tbe rest of the year." Miss Klngslcy dropped her eyes. "It Is always easy to change one't plans, you know," she said, betraying a slight confusion. "You did not honor me with an explanation of why you left Europe." "But the note!" he exclaimed. "The note. Mr. Camperton?" "And my letter? Do you mean that you did not read my Icticr through -the one I sent to you at Hotel Continental two day! before my departure?" "I received no letter from you." "Hut. Miss Klngslcy, you you an I WOted It. You told me not to mention :hc subject again, ami you IT annoyed because I have Insisted on reminding foil of that letter. Hut I only want to txplain why I wrote It All I'arls was Muuectlng your name with that of tbe Count, and there were porslstcut ru llon that you were to become hi! wife. It waa common talk that your father lad set bl heart on tbe match, nud no tody teemed to question your w illing lota to become a countess. Tbe rumors tnd the gottlp had a tuott directing affect upou me. I thluk 'on know, Mlaa j vr, i -Ami mr own hopes were had loved you fr I y. r. although bad m " confession. I fOOld not believed that you cared for the Count, or that you would sacrli'.ce yourself M a title, even to please yoUT father, Hut the anxiety and suspense been M In tolerable that I resolved to end the un certainly nnd b arn my own fate Ow ing to four father'! c ag I " unable to Hud a portutilty to !X' with you alone. Hoi wrote that letter, confessing my love, begging the right to put nn end to the rumors concerning you nnd tbe Count, telling you bow anxiously I should wl.it fr nn answer, and assuring you that If '"' offer were rejecle.l I would have Paris and Eu rope and never annoy you again." I never r Ived the letter," she aald. toftly, without looking up. "Never received III Then how do you explain the answer?" b demanded, "I wrote that nolo -yes; but not In nnswor to any communication from you. It wna not Intended for '"u- 1 do not know how It came Into your po telon. You will see that the upper pnrt of the shoot has Ik-oii carefully cut off. On the detached part Wai tbe nnme of the person to whom It was ad dressed." She raised her eyes, and he saw that there were tears In them, but before he could speak lb asked: "Did you send your letter to me by post or by tnesaeu ger?" Why, I !ent It by TomaMO, the llnle Italian, whom I often employed lu that way." "And he brought you the nnswor V" "Certainly." "Ah! I think I understand It now," she said, her expression showing the light Of a sudden conviction. "Totnnsso, na we afterward learned, was In the pay of this Count, who employed him to spy on the movements of people whom bo desired to keep under surveillance. It wns be, I am now lure, w ho Intercepted your letter nnd sent back to you this note, ills object wai to got you out of tho way. The note wni originally nd dreeaed to him In reply to hla third propoial of tnnrrlnge-nnd he cut off bli own name and aent It to you." Camperton listened like one In a trance. Then he cried out sharply: "Do you mean to say you are not en gaged to the Count?" "Engaged! Why, I hate blml He Is a wicked, designing man. l'npa himself Ii convinced of tbnt now. It wai on bli account to get rid of his persistent attention! that I prevailed upon papa to take me home before we had finished our travels. O, Jack-Mr. Camperton! how could you believe audi a thing of me?" Ten minutes Inter, when they were released from their Imprisonment In the elevator, they parted with the un deratnndlng that they were to meet In the Klngaleya pnrlor within nn hour. And there was a vacant sent nt tbo club dinner that nlgbt.-Wotuau's Home Cuuipn Dion, ELECTRICIAN TESLA DEVISES A NLW POWER. Antl loto Tor a Bold (Off, They were nt the first matinee after the return from tbe summer In different plncea. They were exchanging confi dence!. "What sort of n looking man Is be?" nskisl one. "Oh, tall and thin, hnudsome, smooth face." "Is ho, a swell?" "Indeed, be is. He wears evening dross every night, whether he's going to a pnrty or not." "Does he lay 'bean' or 'bin?'" "Always inyi 'bean,' mul carrlei his handkerchief In bin shove." "How about his "a'sV " "Why, he uses broad ones, and I heard that he took a cold balh every morning, whether the weather was hot or freezing." "Really, and you know him well? Yon lucky girl! Be must be a regular swell." "And be wears his trousers turned up whatever the weather la." "You lucky girl! Can't you b Ing h'm around to call on Sunday? I'd like Chun to see Mm. She's so stuck up about that sold er of Iiitr w ho nt ver got any nearer the fighting than Tampa."-Chicago Inter Ocean. What American Hinpllctty Mean. Baron Pierre de Ooubertln writes an article for the Century on "Building Op n World's Fair In France." Baron Oou bertln says: Not long ago I read lu n French newspaper that the Emperor William, while studying In detail the conduct of the Spanish American war, bad Ihoii particularly Impressed by the excellence of the citizen soldiery of the Fulled States and by the efficient nld which they rendered the regular troops. This, however, was no surprise to nie, for 1 havo long been of the opinion that, even In the art of war, the thousand and otic complication with which the old world Is saddled arc In no wise In dispensable, ami that, although it may not be possible to Improvise soldiers, there should be little difficulty In mak ing good soldiers out of free citizens. Iu short, wc see that though Europe, through nil phases of national exist ence, has remained complicated, Amer ica has retained Its original simplicity, which, Indeed, Is the chief characteris tic of transatlantic civilization, and gives It Just that plasticity, that possi bility of progress, that rapidity of real Itatlon, which makes It a Civilisation superior In many points to ours. Marble Points of Persia. That beautiful transparent stone call, ed Tabrli marble, much used q the burial places of Fersln and In their grandest edifices, consists of petrified water of ponds In certain parts of the country. This petrifaction may be traced from its commencement to it termination; In one part the water Is clear. In a second It appcart thicker and stagnant, In a third quite black, and In Its last stage It Is white like frost. When the operation Is complete a ttone thrown on Its surface makes no Impression, and one may walk over It without wotting one's shoes. The sub stance thus produced Is brittle and transparent, and sometimes richly Btrtped with red, green nnd copper col or. So much It this marble, w hich may be cut luto large slabs, looked upon as a luxury that none but tbe king, his sou and penOM specially privileged aro permitted to take It. Sunday It tbe day when a man pendi the morning In dodging his wife's sweeping ami dusting, and the afternoon in wlahtng be hadn't eaten ao much. Claims It Will Bender Ctelcat tbe Nnvtet of the World Destroy a Ills tome, and from a Halt in New York Can Operate In Korope. WHEN all thn world Is ring ing with rumors of nn Im pending colossal COBfltet there eotnes from the laboratory of one of the great magicians of iclctico tbo announcement of tbe development of n power w hich he believes Is destlmsl Im mediately to usher In tbe era of uni versal ponce by the demonstration of Its ability to destroy, without the possi bility of defense, the mightiest arma ment! of nil the naval powers. In the words of Nikola Tesla, the electrician, "war will conae to be possi ble when all the world know to-morrow that the molt feeble of the uatloni cun supply Itself Immediately with a weapon which will render lis const se cure and Its ports Impregnable to tbe as, lulls of the united nrmndn of the world. Itatileslilpi will cease to be built nnd the mightiest nrmorclads nud the mo!t tremendOttl nrtlllory alloat will bo of no more use than 10 much icrap Iron. And t Ills I real tibia power can bo exerted at any dlatanc by an agency of so dollrnte, o Impalpable a quality that I feel tbnt I nm Jnstllled In pre dicting that the time will come, Incred ible a It may NOB, when It can be called Into action by the mere exerclie of tbe human will." In brief, Mr. Tesla's latest nnd most startling miracle conilsti lu an applica tion of electricity whereby, without the Interposition of any artificial medium of communication, one man can control and direct, with absolute exactitude, the movement! of nny type of vessel, balloon or land vehicle, nt nny distance that may be desired. From a station on shore, or from the deck of n vessel under way, n torpedo boat equipped with Mr. Tesla's controlling device may be propelled either on or below the surfnee, maneuvered at will In nny direction, and Anally brought Into con tact end exploded against the side of a hostile vessel at nny point within tbe range of the vision of the operator. More than this, nssuming that It were possible to accurately locate the posl tlou of tbe vessel which It Is desired to destroy, the torpedo boat could lie di rected to It, even If the ship lay lu the harbor of Southampton and the oper ator were stationed nt Sandy Hook. With such marvelous possibilities of destruction, It Is hardly to be wondered tbnt Mr. Tesla flrinly believes that the days of the supremacy of sea power are numbered. Hitherto, says Mr. Tesla. the only means of controlling the movements of n vessel from n distance have been sup plied through the moans of a flexible conductor such as an electric cable, but this system Is subject to obvious limi tations, such as are Imposed by the length, weight and strength of tbe con ductor which can be practically used; by the difficulty of maintaining, with safety, tbe high speed of the vessel or changing the direction of her move ments with rapidity, by the necessity of effecting the control from n point which Is practically fixed, and from many other drawbacks which lire In separably connected with such a sys tem. The plan which I have perfected In volves none of these objections, for I am enabled by the use of my Invention to employ any means of propulsion, to Impart to the moving body or vessel the highest possible speed, to control the operation of Its machinery and to direct lis movements from cither a fix ed point or from n body moving and changing Its direction, however rapid ly, and to maintain this control over great distances, without any artllUial connections between the vessel and the apparatus governing Its movements, nnd without such restrictions as these must necessarily Impose. Mr. Tesla then went on to give n practical example of the workings of the model which the correspondent de scribes: Elevated on stocks on a table In the center of Mr. Tesla's laboratory in New Y'ork stood a model of a screw-propel-led craft, about four feet long and somewhat disproportionately wide and deep. The deck was slightly arched and surmounted by three slender slnnd ards, the center one being considerably higher than the other two, which car ried small Incandescent bulbs, a third bulb being tixed at the bow. The keel consisted of a massive cop per plate, the propeller and rudder be ing In tho usual position. Mr. Tesla explained that the boat contained the propelling machinery, consisting of an electric motor actuated by a storage battery In the hold, another motor to actuate the rudder and the delicate mechanism which performs the func tion of receiving through the central standard the electric Impulse sent through tho atmosphere from the dis tant operating station, which set In mo tion the propelling and steering motors, and through them light or extinguish the electric bulbs and tiro the explod ing charge In a chamber In the bow lu response to signals sent by the oper ator. "Now, watch." said (he Inventor; and going to a table on the other side of the room, on which lay a little switch board about th e Inches square, he gave tho lever a sharp turn. Instantly the little bronze propeller began to revolve nt n furious rate. "Now I will send the boat to starboard." he said, nnd anoth er quick movement of the lever sent tho belm sharp over, and another move ment turned It as rapidly back again. At another signal the screw stopped and reversed. "During the day." continued Mr. Tes la. his hand still on the lever, "we should steer our course by keeping the two standards In Hue, but at night we should dopotul on the electric lights Which would, of course, lie screened s.i as uot to be vlilble to the enemy" And at a ilgnal both the tiny bulbs were Illuminated. "Now we will assume that the boat has arrived within striking d!fancc of lul """" 1,1 oestroyed, nd the hull, In the bow will servo to show thai the explosion has taken place." A be tpoke he touched the lever again and the light flatbed and wa ex Ungulaked. "wnnea NIKOLA TESLA. Whose Discovery, It la Clained, Will Abolish W,r and af fiU-4l . V-1 if!- .1 SB "Imagine, If you can," aald Mr. Tesla as he went back to hla deik. "what au Ireslatlble instrument of destruction wa have III a torpedo boat thus controlled, which we can operate day or night, on the surface or below it, and from nny distance that may be desired. A ship thus assailed would luivu uo posilbll Ity of escape. "I can apply this ijitem of control to any type uf vessel ami of nny size. It is not oven necessary to make a close approach to tbe vessel to he destroyed. At the distance of 100 foot the explo sion of 200 pounds of dynamite will exertn shattering effect ou n battleship, but there Ii no reason why we ibould tiQt load ft vessel with "00 or 300 tons, or even more, of dynamite, which, ex ploded even a mile or so nwny, would raise n wave that would overwhelm the biggest ship ever built. "But I have no desire that my fame should rest on the Invention of a mere ly destructive device, uo matter how terrible. I prefer to be remembered ns the Inventor who succeeded In abolish ing war. That will lie my highest pride. Hut there nre many ponceful uses to which my Inveiitloti can be put, con-' iplcnously that of rescuing the ship wrecked. "It will be perfectly feasible to equip our life saving stations with life cars, or life lwats, directed and controlled from tbe shore, which will approach stranded vessels and bring off the pas sengers and crews without risking the lives of the bravo fellows who nre now forced to tight their wny to tbe rescue through the raging surf. It may also lie used for the propulsion of pilot boats, for carrying letters or provisions or Insrumeuts to Inaccessible regions, for killing whales nnd for many otber commercial or scientific purposes. "In the operations of war the radius of control would usually be limited by the range of the vision of the operator, whether afloat or ashore, but other wise there Is no limit to the distance. In order to give n practical illustration of this It Is my Intention to exhibit a model of a torpedo boat nt the Paris Exposition nnd direct nil Its move ments from my office In New York, pre cisely ns I have shown you the working of the model here, except that lu I'arls I Intend to exhibit It alloat In n tank." Mr. Tesla then stated that the elec trical disturbances proceeding from tbo center of tho control were of an Intlnl tealmally feeble character, and be be lieved that tbe time would come when It would be possible to bring them Into play by the mere exercise of the will. TOLD BY FINGER NAILS. THE MARCH AND EXPEDlTl Anent the Territory In Du tween Kruine um i:-,.. The British uliiii,.11UIn thl ley and Great lirltalu', refuwlt,! ius inimical snruincaDit o;. aiareuaou expcintiuu brourla tt Issue n iuestlun of two yean' mJ WhenGroal I'.t ltaln, acting forSj began the rcconquest of tbe Smuui 1800, France sent an expeditions, French Congo into the Interior tonsg the English and claim authority Ao, Al n uo me .Oill eiilllll PXpedltai consisted of six 1 reiich nnW. .i tor, nnotber French civilian, itiaj Interpreter, and four wrgeannv. were to command the two conpia of African troops. There were tttn bonis which could be carried bjuit sections, nnd throe aluminum bw Ou April 13, 1S!I7. the mlssloi t Rangl. and on June 17 the vionul Teinperment and Ileulth Shown bjr the Nails' Coloring and Form. The temperament of a person nnd the condition of health nre shown by the coloring and form of the finger nails. Long, oval nnlls show a reasonable and gentle disposition; one who would yield lu a controversy sooner than nrouse en mity, even when his or her contention Is right. The nails when very short nnd broad Indicate nu obstinate nature. Lit tle white flecks on the ualls ludlcatc a nervous temperament When the white moons nt the base of the nails are large and the nails are of a bright pink color, they Indicate vigorous health. On the contrary, nails of a pale bluish color, with little or no moons, show an unhealthy condition of nerves nnd want of recreation. Nnlls when OVAL. 80,1 A RE. NO MOOX. crnvsn. FLVTSn. FLAT. very much curved show n tendency to throat trouble. Nails which nre thin mid turn out nt the end show weak nerves. Fluted ualls show a liability to blood poisoning. A parrot owned by nn Arch street physician gave signs of possessing "al most human Intelligence" tbe otber night. A party of young folks were on the lawn and were spending an hour in guessing riddles. Finally, a young lady aakadt "Why does a dog turn around twice before ha I Betbre anylxnly could answer, tbe par- roi croaketi: "one good turn deserve snother'-Fhlladelpbla Call. Every girl at tome time In her life nieeta ome one who calls her a dresm. fry SkfcinX 0 Dim Tim mm: hkuhw. reached Semlo, ou (he Mboniu, vkldl uot fur distant from the Banr-EMs el province of the souihwetaji tributaries, nud of which FmIwJ the capital. By March, lSHS, lUrcta bad reached Mcslira El Kok. on o the tributaries to the Nile, awl ! he reached Fashoda. As uwril w Gen. Kitchener took OmiionM" Sept. 2 and Immediately left ' oda with a large force on flvejuaW This he took early In Septomo established garrisons there im" Sobnt Blver. Marchand had iwf" a force to repel the Augl-Wl but be claimed to bare mM with the chiefs of the Shlltoeta" Hint rules tbe Fashoda recognized the protectorate or rj Gen. Kitchener, however, den nre nny such treaties, and tifW fused to recognize Matcbud MjF iincai racior .. claims for Egypt an which were formerly new Khedive before the lusurrec Mftbdl. These provinces InchJ oda nnd the Nile almost to I pM the southwcsterutrihutarlesof' ns well, reaching over torJ Congo. .... . ma. There Are Xo I no. " ; Bet.jan.lt. Berdell, a J- repairer, Is death on Hies- " , ago, when nt Bahway, J- f, storm be wns picking the tree was struck 2 dell received a '-'''' ' formed him Into an l"rlc , one who Ihake haiul! si receive! a severe hocfc (he blade of a k"irt K'twif itdi 1 thumb and linger duiiuK & charges the metal ao heavy weight! can be flies alight upou b In. M? When be l In im flash from his flesh and .'i like Incandescent In: U - sturm approaches i highly eharged - J Is dangerous to tout n that be feels uo llll0U' . V! that he will not go near comotlve for fear Jl against l1 8he-"M7fa,';;;w1cvri the Earl of BullybnJ , a ed." He-"Twlce "rj for? uidu't he pay w for? Uldu peV Bazar Half the men aV gavea their wnt-