jJ A BELIEVERJNDREAMS. AT me rop 01 a nwp nm two young men sat on a stono wall by tlio roadside, resting. It vu lute od a Sunday afternoon In OcIoImt. Streteblug owny on every tide, wlib here and there the roof of farm houses visible, ere tlio bright color of rllM-uluif foliage. Four in lies sway toward tbe west was tlio huzy outline of the city. There bad been silence for some time between tbe two companions. At length Howard Crane spoke. He wan an athletic fellow, wltb a healthy color lu bis alert, smootb-ehnveu face. "I ii)m)ko this Is our lnt walk to gether for this year," bo said. "I shall be lonesome enough without you nil winter. I wish you had uot sot to go south. "And I wish you could go south with Die," said John Brnnt. smiling. lie whs tall and spare, wltb a palo, sensitive face. "Rut of course the law can't get on without you." Crane laughed. "I don't Just see how M can leave now. I'd like to be with you, only I'd hate to waste so much time, and I was never particularly fond of loafing around doing nothing." "I know I'm lazy," said Brant, good humoredly. "but whore's tho line In my doing anything? It would only be tak ing tbe bread out of some poor fellow's mouth." As tho sun went down they left the wall and set out at a brisk pace toward the city. "Of course," said Crane, after panne. "I don' want you to stay here 6 A. w. Vt Ail 1 -VMV ftV , XT $Mwi 1 "i surrosfi this is our last walk together fouVihs year." If Jour health can't sUnd It Queer freak of your lungs to go Iwck on you tbli way, when they've never given you any troublo before. A winter lu he South will fix you nil right, but It's Roliig to be lonceomo for me. You know you are the only one I am at all clnimniy with." He sighed deeply. "You aro not going to bo so lonely as you think," said Brant, wku a quiet tuille. "What do you mean?" Urant hesitated, and then said, a lit tle apologetically: "I know you'll think J o silly old woman to believe It, but ' bad a dream about you a little while go, and I can't get It out of my bead, " was so real." "Well, what was It?" prompted Crane, as his friend paused. "That you would be married In less wan a year." "There'a nothing I'm lesa likely to ao." said Crane, laughing. "Hut I feel sure you will," aald Brant, ftruestly. "The dream was so vivid, more like a vision. I saw you, and nere you lived, and you were very nappy," "It's utterly absurd." said Crane. Such a thing hasn't entered my head." They became silent, as they neared we pty opi, wtn Dg own U'OiighU. At Crane's door thev naxted. "If I'm married when mil mine hack. yu must come and aeo us," ho said. ''Shtly. -But I sha'n't be. I haven't ny faith In dreams." "Ves, you will," said Brant, positive ly, and I'll be sure and Tlslt you. Oood-by." Blowiy and dejectedly Brant walked Jong the brightly lighted streets to , 1 ht01. Leaving bis coo and bat a 018 ball, he went to bis room. and. Plng his way across It. sat down In dark. Wlta his head restlnc on bis m hands th fim nn,..i...i.. t. . .. . .a..., n orri'Uxt,,K- harassing thoughts which ITM1IM lllllt V.tai the month tired lira I n. past cbas.il through hit . w... t,. uiiii tur Wus he a fool, ho asked himself, for the hundredth time. He bad deceived his friends, making them think he must leave home on account of bis henlth, when In reality It had noivp been better. He wis s-in .,.. exile, leaving his famllv. n?l quulntauces, Oraue, and. worst of nll- siuiired. And for what? Because in iht 1 wretched dream be bud seen Mlldr..,! bupplly married to Crane, lie was tempted even now,' at the eleventh hour, to go to Mildred and oak her to lie his wife. But the spell of the drenm was upon him still, and ho felt that he could not betray bis friend. Even If he could, what renson had he to think that Mildred returned bis love? Aud supposing she did. It would be a wrong to her, for ho told himself, with self-di-precntlon, that Crane would make her tho better husband. No. he would carry out his plan to the bitter end. The dream was so real to him that he did not for a moment doubt Its coming true. He smiled a little grimly as he thought how every one believed htm to hnve one foot In the grave, and how his naturally palo face had helped to deceive them. Mildred would not expect to hear from blin, thinking him not able to write. Then Crane would begin to show her little attentions, and But here he broke off his reflections, and found himself f-ellng glnd that be would be away aud would not have to see tbe affair going on. When ho came back he would be able to meet her with no outward show of emotion. All winter Brant wandered from place to place. Crane wroto twice, at the first, but he was a poor eorreniKnd eut, and Brant's third letter remained unanswered. At home the winter's snows melted, the days grew louger, spring came, and In May Brant returned. As he walked along the street from the station be heard his name spoken, and a moment later Crane was shaking his hnnd, and saying words of welcome "I'm In a hurry now," said Crane, "but come around to the olllce later, and go home to tea with me. You see," be went on, smilingly, "I've been mar ried a month. It's all Just as you said it would be. and I believe In dreams now yonr dreams, at any rate. Well, good-by for the present. Be sure and ( come out. Margaret will be delighted to see you." I Crane hurried off down the street Brant stood looking after him with ao , expression of overwhelming amnw ment on bis face. "Margaret!" he exclaimed, under his bre4Uh. "Good heavens he's gone and married the wrong one!" Omaha Bee Ift Teeth Caed Of teneat. I The natural bablt of human belngi appears to be the use of the teeth oo j M d(.t ralnpr fr , faJ)(J1. the left side of tho mouth for mast cat- i tlte tUaD for a wonian In good ing the food. During a lengthened po- ; ' rlod of observation only one person. . ; out of tUlrteen was found who ued There Is usually more danger n an toth sides of bis mouth for chewing 'elopement thai, any other kind of run and masticating bis food. ,tway. The average woman's club Is a boom erang. IN SPAIN. The Tottering Old Nation Has t Bis Lot of Fine Paintings "It Isn't every artUt." remnrked the man who looked as If he knew what a picture was whether he could paint one or not, "who gets Into Spain, and yet thluks because ho hus seeu what Flor ence, Dresden, Home, Furls and Lon don have to present to the eye that ho has seen all there Is In painting. And still, there Is a gallery In Madrid which Is well worth going all tbe way there to see. Not at present, perhaps, for an American artist, but at any time when there Is no war an band to make eveu artists enemies. "I was In Madrid two years ago. and after a week's study through tbe Royal ricture gallery, or Real Museo do Fin turas, as the Spaniards call It, If I were not quite ready to liclleve ns they do that It Is the Onest gallery In the world. I was ready to say that It was without a superior. The building was mi-ted In 17S3 by Ch.iiles III., as a Museum of Natural History, and after Wing used as a barrack, became a gnllery of painting In 1S10 with 311 pictures on exhibition. There are now over 2,oi0 pictures In the collection, and while It Is not a chronological series of the schools of painting, It Is a collection of I ""l l,K,t ' ",n nugnt almost le warranted In lnvudlmr Rnnin t ' t a. . Ttr 1 utr lutt . .. v. . lean galleries that are nt present doing I wnoi tney can to compete with Euro , jh-iiu emioiuons or pictures, and not making much of a show In doing. To go Into details, let me say that on Its I walls are (12 Rubens, M Tenlers, 10 ' "nIaei, Murlllos, 04 Velasquez. 22 I .nn Tltlnns, 31 Tlntoettos. 2.1 Veroneses, W Breughel. 23 Snvders. 19 I'ousslns. 10 Wouvermans. M Glor- danos, 58 Rllieroa, 10 Claudes and a lot mo,, lno,u,,llB Ohtrlnudnjos. Sussn '" ". MiiueiiiiH, muiiios aim Went? of others which If not In such superior company would be held to be very su perlor themselves. Now If any of you know of any other gallery that can show such a list of winners as this one In Spain that doesn't hnve half ns many visitors and art students In a year as Dresden or Florence has In a month, 1 d like to know Its address. "This Is a collection of genulnes, too, as most of them are from the palaces of Madrid, the Escarlal, El I'ardo and Lc Granja and were pnlnted to order with a guarantee going with each one, It Is the crown's property, and can only De seen free on Sunday, the one day In America when pictures In all the gal lcrlcs I know of, but oue, cauuot lie seen at all." CAUSE OF FAILURE. Oood Clerks Are Not Always Good Managers, Some men make excellent clerks, They are honest, reliable and Indus Irlous, hut are lacking lu executive ability and the qualities necessary for Iho management of details. They are til right If they have some one to plan the campaign. They can then carry It tut, but they aro entirely at sea when compelled to depend upon their own resources. Laziness causes many a man to miss that success which be might obtain were he alert. Muny men stnrt well and make some progress, but as they loo things going along smoothly they think they can now "take It easy," ind so leave the management of their stores to Irresponsible clerks wlillo they go on a hunting or a fishing trip, r spend many hours Ion ling around hotels when they should bo behind their own counters. A mnn cauuot iniiko a business sues cess In this way, and he wilt tie sur prised to see bow his trudo Is drifting away from him. A man to succeed in these days of keenest competition must work hard, tie must have a constant oversight up on tho minutest detnlls of the busi ness, and though ho may not perform every task himself, he should know that It has been done properly by bis luliordluates. Extravagance ruins many a mnn who otherwise might have achieved fortune. Young men on a salary are contented and save a portion of It Rut when these same men start In business they aro not content with their former pay. They fall to realize that In Its Initial stages every dollar left lu the business Is worth more than two dollars when a business Is fully established. Hardware. Has No Falih In Ilorseshoea. There Is a truck driver on Greenwich street, In this city, who stands ready to ileniollhli any man who attempts to -r-suade htm that horseshoes are lucky, lie started up the street the other day with a loud of discorded horseshoes, which were to be delivered to a Junk shop In the neighborhood. He was hardly under way when the tall board of bis wagon fell out and alsmt a bushel of shoes were scattered on the pavement, and In picking these up one of them fell upon his foot and Injured blm so that be llnicd for a week. While he was reloading, a rapidly driven cur came down tbe street and Struck tho rim of his wheel, demolish ing two spokes, and be hud hardly un loaded and stnrted for home before bis horse took fright and ran away, de molishing his wagon and nearly killing blm In the bargain by throwing him against a pillar of tbe elevated road. On reaching home he found thn-e of tbe children sick with the measles. flog u Electrlo Item. An exchange reports that In an ex amination that was made of some "t-U-c trie belts" sold by a street fakir It wai found that beneath a strip of gauze was a layer of dry mustard. When the wearer perspired a little the mustard was moistened and set up a burning sensation, and the deluded victim be lieved a current of electricity was pass ing through blm. Bleak lor Breakfast. Our ancestors ate much more meal than we do. In Queen Elizabeth's tlm t,... n.nl.u tt tmiifir witi nllnU'iMl thr .... t uf., r,lf, "V ' mi. A man s life Is always in iang-r while the doctor cvotlnues bis visit. THE NAVAL HEROES OF THE GREAT SANTIAGO BATTLE. 1 Js iSGl, $ -7 m -ft eye Y-J' ': , syi 1 t ' WAlfilWHttHt OtOtitilfO GRANITE PILL, Fucellnna Pnaaentlnn of an Old Hay Ptale Odd Fellow. The authorities of the Oddfellows of Worcester, Mass., are anxious that all local Oddfellows shall lie burled to gether In the local cemetery, and, as on Inducement, the tomb shown hns been put up. Tbe monument Is made of slabs of solid granite, and hns been pol ished. It looks llko a stupendous ball of stone, aud Is the most conspicuous object In the cemetery. A lnrge plot of bind round almut It has been pur- eiKfc.Ti.ir' . 2 TIIK MnNIIMSMT. chased by the committee, ami tho Worcester Oddfellows will have their names engraved on this unlquo memo rial. It appears that some of the memlx-rs do not approve of the Idea, as many people prefer to bo burled with their families. Some amusejm-nt was cniiHcd by one of the objecting members sug gesting that the memorial should lie placed over the grave of a doctor who died recently, as the ball of stone would represent a certain pill which It ap pears the physician had been fond of giving to his patients. Climate of Irelund. Iceland Is not by any mentis so for ilddlug a country as Its mime Implies; It Is no more a land of Ice than Gru-n-laud Is a land of verdure. It Is uot nearly so cold as many places In the ('lilted Slates, not to mention tho Canadian Dominion. The 11 fly and sixty degrees below zero registered ev ery wlu'er In the Northwest Territory and Asslnllioln, and even the thirty five and forty below experienced In Montana and Northern Dakota, are unheard of In Iceland. Neither Is the other extreme of rrent heat felt, such as these very regit us lu North 'Ameri ca eudure. No Icelander knows what a temperature of a hundred In the shade Is. There are no sudden fluctuations or great changes; the cli mate Is remarkably equable. A varla tlon of thirty degrees In a month Is probably not on record In the Island. This equableness Is due, of course, to the same cause that produces a similar effect In tbe HrltlsU Isles the gulf stream. This grent ocean current washes the southern and western shores of Iceland, Insuring a mild win ter and a balmy summer. There aro glaciers, but they form no Iceliergs. The sea around the Island Is never frozen, nor Indeed Is any float Ing Ice seen, save on rare occasions off the uorthern coast Now and then, lu summer, prolonged storma will carry floating Ice across from the Greenland coast and drive It upon the northern shore of Iceland, together wltji cold fog aud rain, lu this way polar beurs are also sometimes landed on the Isl and. Ou the other hand, the winters are so mild that thunderstorms often occur. In fact, most of the thuuder storms In Iceland are In tbe winter mouths. A Taito of DUrlpllne. The woman who Insists on dragging her helpless child Into the most crowd ed of shops Is abroad In tbe laud this I year, as usual. I eneouulered her, or a I certain variety of her, In tbe waiting room of a big store day before yester isy. She wasn't quite the common , srlety, for her child was not helpless. - fact. It was quite evident that the I I A child had dragged the mother, and not the mother the child. She must liavo been 0 years old, and was so "sixilled" well, as my old mummy used to put It, she was spoiled till her presence was really an offense to tho olfactory sense. She wanted something her mother couldn't give her, and sho pro ceeded to scream. The mother conxed. The mother begged. Tho child scream ed. The child dauced with rage, and then sho held her breath. The fright ened mother tried to pacify her, and then when the child grew purple In the face and seemed on the point of choking, tho poor woman began to cry. "Oh, what shnll I do? What shall 1 do?" sho soblied. "The doctor told me not to get br Into a tantrum. She'll die, I know she will!" J tint at this Juncture an elderly woman, with a square chin, stepped up. She did not say a won). She sim ply reached down, lifted that child, laid her across her knee, and gave her several resounding spanks. Tho ns tonlshed child caught her breath In stantly. She was too surprised to go on screaming. She simply stared. The mother licgnn to say things to the el derly woman with the squaro Jaw, but the elderly woman walked calmly away. There was the look In her fnco as of a great deslro gratliled. Wash ington l'ost Tower Troiio'loil Lighter. A new Idea, somewhat on the order of the trolley canal txmts used lu France and Germany, has been Sug gested to relieve the tralllc In large cities where a narrow river currying a great amount of lioat trallic enters the heart of tho city. This, of course, ne cessitates numerous drawbridges and Interruption and annoyance both to the land tralllc and the boat tralllc The scheme proposed contemplates the use of trolley lighters, which could run up alongside the vessels for unloading ut the docks on the. outskirts of the town, and when loaded could convey the goods to the warehouses and docks desired, without necessitating the open. Ing swing bridges. In loading tho ves sel the system would 1 Just as appli cable, and the coal and supplies In cars could be loaded directly on tho lighters, carried to tho boats and un loaded with a minimum of handling. Broad, shallow lighters, with screw propellers driven by electric motors, could le used, and the jiower supplied by trolley wires running along the banks and under the bridges, connec tion between the bouts and tbe wire lie Ing made by means of flexible cables. If this method were adopted the swing bridges could be made permanent ones, and all the smoke, dirt and noise of tho pulling steam tugs would be obviated. Output of Cent Pieces. The mint of I'hlladelphla Is almost constantly engaged In turning out cents made of copper, with a slight al loy of zinc and tin. The State of Penn sylvania alone absorbed 11,000,000 last year, and New York O.OOO.OOO. There Is Is as much curiosity aliout tbe final fate of these cents as there Is about that of pins. NolsHly Is able to tell where the plus go to, and It Is Impossible to eveu surmise what has become of tho hun dreds of millions of cents Issued by the mint since It ticgan operations. II Is rather a profitable business for the government, as It means the conversion of copper costing 10 cents a pound Into a forui In which It Is worth 12 or more a pound. San Frnucls-o Chronicle, Novel Antlourielar Device. In report from Lclpsle, Germany, Consul Warner describes a novel Ger man anti-burglar device. This con sists of flexible safety curtains mado of hardened tul-s properly connected, whlcb are Invulnerable to the ordinary burglar's tools, for the reason that tbe tuties revolve fi ely and the centt-rblt or other tool cau find no hold. Illhest Point for Health. The highest point to which a uiuu can asceud without health being se riously affected U 14&00 feet TOAD'S INGENIOUS PLAN. Own 1U "Hoard and Keep" to tha Klcctrlc l.lajht Company. . A Kansas City toad owes Its "board and keep" to the elti-trle light com pany. An electric arc light hangs at the corner of Inspect avenue and In dependence boulevard, and at night It now tiii KLKCTiuo i.i'inv ritrns nm. attracts myriads of lllei and bugs. They flutter too near tho flamo, Wonie blinded or aluge tlielr wings and full to tho toad, who alts below In delightful anticipation. Ho dines slowly, as becoms an epi cure, taking aliout an hour for the per formance. WORLD'S BLACK DIAMONDS. llrlll.li !! Fupply Nearly OH Cent of All tha foul Mlnad. Per The British Isles congratulate them selves that, In sjilto of their limited area, they supply !t3 mt cent, of all the coal mined In the world at the present time. The United States Is not fur be- CD ED CD Auitsii'S 1niT0 THK COUPABATIVS OtTTPtTT. bind, however, annually digging from the earth 80 per cent, of the valuable black dlamoads. Their Hats Came Oft. 'I bad a '.ilt of fun on Labor Day," said an English resident of New York. "I was on the big ferry steamer coming across the ten miles wldo bay, when I said to the crowd oh board, Take your bats of.' 'what forf was the reply. laughed, and aald, 'See those ships over thcrei About three hundred, areu't there? They are British ships, every oue. See that little red flag hanging at tbe stern of each? Take your bats off to that Those three hun dred or more flags are Britain honor Ing your Labor Day; tuko off your hats and return tbo compliment. Where are your manners, anyway r And tbe hats came off." Cannot Work In High Altitude, It has been found In Switzerland that In building a railway laborers could work only one-tbird as long at a height of 10,000 feet as a mile lower. I'eoplu are beginning to admit that many men art taking for work who do not want It. pre 1l li J A VICARIOUS PENANCE. wenty Generations Have Horn a I'row In tha Holy Vk,l'roccalon. In the Century Stephen Bonsai, bite of the American Legation nt Madrid, descrllx-s "Holy Week In Seville." In describing the Froccsslou of Silence, Mr. IIoiiniiI rays: But there Is one mu died figure that bears the heaviest cross, and walks painfully with unshod and shackled feet over the liueveu stones, who, ow ing lo the strange and peculiar pen ance he performs, cannot hope to en Joy the anonymity of his brother peni tents. The self Imposed ieniiiice of the father In Seville would seem, eveu as the weight of their sins, to lie visited upon their children uuto the last generation of their seed. At least, It Is true thnt the staggering youth be fore us Is the twentieth of bis name and line who tins done vicarious pen ance for the sins of his forefather, a celebrity of the sixteenth century, who looked "on benuty charming" with 4ho eyes of Don Juan Tenodlo. He was finally captured, the legend relates, by a Barbery corsair, and carried a pris oner to Ornn, where, mnnacled anil chained, he spent many a long and weury day wishing that he were dead. But while he pined hopelessly In prison be made a solemn vow that, should he ever regain bis liberty, we would walk barefooted, and humbly bearing his cross, behind the Christ of the Great 1'ower In every madnigadu, or morn ing procession; and, furthi. he rowed that he would make the annual accom plishment of this vow a charge upon bis estate for all time, by providing that should any oue of his male de scendants fall In Its performance, his portion of tho estate should go to en rich the foundation of a convent. Thcro hnve been uo defaulters among the old gallant's heirs; and though the present bearer of the proud name 's a perfumed and scented polio, dude of Seville society, he too did not shrink from tbo sacrifice necessary to keeping the money In the family. And I regret to say that, as he came meekly along lu this strange guise, his appear iiieo excited much amusement among tho other polios, whoso Inheritance had come to them without so unpleas ant a condition; and at tho sight of his bruised and bleeding feet much money was wagered on the question of wheth er he would be able to lead tho cotillon it tho Duke of Alba's on Faster Mon lay. But perhaps the strangest of nil tho array of silent maskers who follow rd the Christ of the Great Tower, was I llttlo girl of some twelve summers, clothed In her communion robes, weird and ghostly apparel for this tho lark hour before the dawn. Her eyes were blind folded, and, unlike tho hoods of tho Nnzureuee, there was not left the, smallest aperture through which he might look to choose and pick her way. Sho carried a golden chalice In one hand, whllo with tho other she -roped and felt her way. Every now mil then, misled by tho deceiving echo if the music, she would turn out of :ho way, now to the right, and now to the left Once she stumbled and fell, and when she rose, lu her confusion, itai ted to wulk back the way she bad nunc; but tbe Nuzarenes caught ber by the baud, and directed ber ou her way again. The little girl In the white com munion dress symbolized thnt faith which la blind. , QUEER SUIT FOR DAMAGES. Country Swain Bned for OWIna; Ills tweet heart tha Measlea, "I was called upon In 1878 to defend a man who was charged wltb tbe most unusual mlsdemeunor I ever heard of any clerk entering ou a court calcu ilar," said a lawyer friend from the mountain Sunday. "A young farm band came to me at the hotel, where I was stopping, niy home lielng In an other town, but my practice extending lo the county seat I was then In. Tho iwnln told me he hud been charged by a gill, to whom ho bud been paying at tention, with giving ber measles, she claiming that the disease, which bud been epidemic lu the nclghlMirhood, had been comuiunlcnted to her by kissing her repcutedly while the defendant was recovering from measles. Tho (Irl's surly father sued the badly alarm od defendant fur f0 dumiiges, claim ing he had exiK-uded that sum In doc tor's bills for the mlllcted daughter. My client pleaded guilty lo kissing the plaintiff, but said he couldn't Vhoped It ef he'd ben n-mlnd tcr,' and Insisted that he hud never hnd measles. 1 tried the case In-fore a kind hearted old quire, and after the court hud heard the testimony he delivered a long opin ion In which he held that a girl as pretty as tho plaintiff would muke a tsty risk measles aud 'even dumb chills' to sip the sweets of her coral like lips. Tho Judge's 'Jolly' put both sides In a good humor and tue defendant two weeks later married the plaintiff aud settled the costs of the suit to upiM-use the wrath of Tier father." I.oulsvllls l'ost LorKi-st Fence In the World. The longest fence In the world li probably thnt which bus Just been flu shed by the Kile Cattle Company along the Mexican border. It Is seveu ty llvo miles In length and separates rxaetly for Its entire distance tho two republics of North America. The fence was built to keep the cattle from run Ding across the border and falling easy jrey to the Mexican cow punchers. Al bough It cost a great deal of money. It a estimated that cattle enough will be saved In one year to more than pay for It. It Is a barlicd wire fence, with men quite and Cottonwood pole, and for the entire length of It runs as straight as the crow flies. , Gratlt ude for Pat I Favors. Fuddy I don't understand how It la that Dr. Sinarte has so large a practice. Ho certululy Is not much of a phy sician. Duddy No, but most of bis patients are men, you know. When bo wus culled to see them when they were boys be Invariably directed that they bo kept home from school. They have never forgotten It Boston Transcript Beyond Hla Ken. "You're late, young man. What's th reason?" "Hud a toothache." "Ahl bus tho tooth stopped aching?" "Dunuo." "What? Pon't knowl Why don't you know?" 'Cause It'a pulled,"-Llfe,