EUGENE CITY GUARD.
I. L CANrBKLL, Pro.rLt.r.
ECOENE CITY OREOO I
KilUon declare that "homrta car
riages at flOO already are lu night."
Yi-h; bul how alxut the f loo?
A hood at the workmen cao get
places where they will be paid they
will go to them. The Idea It European,
nd, properly carried out, I likely to
result la much good.
We don't know whether Kdwln C.
Urleo mil iniike (fold or not; lull Culvlu
H. Hrloe him done it for many yearn.
Tiny say now Unit poor Mr. llave
liieyer left only f J,i),ooo; hut there In
ine tint Inflict Ion In the thought that
he left ull he hud.
Virtue, however lovely, happy and
harmonious, I it very weak. It liichidei
III Itself ull the tower that ha been
exercised to attain It, aud without
which It could never have existed. II
Ih the habitual choice of the good ovei
the evil uiiide gladly ut last, but telling
of niiiiiy a conlllct, many a toilsome
climb before the habit was formed. Ill
Ih through tunny victories over strong
desire and passion which might hav
swept UN awny and Hindu u slave;
that we ciin win freedom to walk lu 1
the pleiiHiuit put hit of virtus.
And now a California astronomer de
chircH that lit leant one-hiilf of Venn
Ih covered with Ice. rerhnpH that old
girl originally came from Itoston.
The Cincinnati Times Star complain
because 1 .1 11 la n Itussoll refiiKca to ills
chme the name of her next hintbiiud.
1'robulily she diH'NU't know yet.
Iteinllng of that Chicago whisky duel
one ciiiiiMit help feeling that there are
tlllieit when the llllgel of death llilINt be
ashamed of the Job he bus to tackle.
It In hiinlly fair to nay that I'rlnce
Constantino's military campaign haa
been a complete failure, lie him turned
out some llrst tins neHxiper bul-
h i In.
The shortage of Hunker Johnson at
I.ogniiKport In only I.Vrtysio, but It miiat
be reineiiilM-red that It wim amiiKiie
entirely without thu aid of a type
writer. It him taken (he country three yearn
to hum (hut Mr. Ilitveiiieyer knew
what he wiin talking about when he
aid he didn't have to talk about any
thing whatever.
I'rlnce Consturitluc miutt lw having a
hard time of It If ho cannot even act
out to take IiIh own life without Ix-lng
fore.-d to bent a retreat. It Ih roiMirtod
Hint "he wanted to blow out hla bralim,
but hi ollleers refiiHcd to M-niilt hliii.'1
Apparently he coiiMulted but oIII.itk
on the lniHrliiiit iin-Hiiii first. The
1'rlnce In llbenilly siippllisl with death-
-I II i . ...
.e...mg i iH.rumeniN. ami it wan possl-j Mv. vvry
.... .... ii, umr a Illt-IIII Illlvlllllllge
of liU unite and destroy himself before
hU ollhvr could know of hia purisMe. '
Itut l"lng a founding Prince be seems
to have broa. hml the mutter aa an af-j
fair of Htnte, and ho miiHt have l-cn
deeply humiliated to find that hla olll- j
cent dlffori-d with him radU'iilly a to
the wisdom of hla pulley. Hut fortil j
iniiely tlie prince U not an olmtliiut
don of the uioiiiircli nud gave way to!
Hie persuasive eloiiueuce of hia attend- j
antM. He U Hill able t "live to flvhl 1
another day."
The bicycle set-urn to be making too
rapid stride Into the th-Id of titlllty.
It lliVHil.il avenue of trade very aoou
after Ita use lieciime general, ami It hu
proved a valuable factor In many linen
of business, but there bt danger that In
imthiislnstlc advocates will pusii Hh
A dispatch from Okhihouia aayit that
the Indiana on the I i in it reservation
are building an air ship. 'I'lnme fellows
always have liccn tinted for Ihelr hair
rnlHlug eulcrprlHi'N.
Huxley and Matthew Arnold wert
once walking la Amold'a garden wttb
Deeu Farrar, and fell to talking of ao.
Hal dutlea. Arnold admitted to being
fond of dining out. "I rather Ilk It,"
he aald; "It la rather nice to meet peo
ple." "Oh, yea," replied Huxley, laugh,
lug, "but we are not all ucb everlaat
lugCuplda aa you!"
An ambltloua youth once aent Ida
flrat manuscript to I'umaa, asking the
dlNtlngulahed novelist to become hia
collaliorotor. The lutter, angrily aelz
Ing hla pen, wrote: "How dare you, air.
oae together a horae and au ana if"
He recelvetl tlie following reply: "How
flare you, air, call tne a bore'" Hla
auger vanished, and he laughingly
iN-nued the following: "Send on your
iiianiiitorlpt, niy friend, I gladly ac
cept your proHaltlon."
A characterlaUc atory la told of a
New F.ngluud man aud hla wife, who
One evening.
at exactly U o'clock, they went to the
kitchen to make the final preparation
ror the night. "Marthy," Mild the hua
band, after a few momenta, "hev ye
wiped the aliik dry jit?" "Yea. Jo.
alah," ahe replied; "why do you auk?"
"Well," he niiawered, "1 did want a
drink, but I gucaa I'll git along till the
morning."
The other day a man wa witness to
a coIIIhIoii betwit-u a man aud a wom
an, both rycllata, abend of him. The
latter got the worst of It, aud, Indeed,
waa knocked over, while tho other
wheeled awuy aa though nothing had
happcued. The witness came up and
aaalatttl the lady to rlae and remount.
"Now I am off after that fellow," he
hM, "to get hla name aud address."
"Il'a not a bit of giMid," ahe quietly re
plied, "he'a my hiiHband!"
Herbert Spencer playa billiard. Once,
Seiior Ciiinivim In quite correct In fay
ing that Spain In mt a linlloii of liicr
ehntils, Almost any merchant haa
Dense enough to know when he la up
against a losing bargain.
claims for availability too fur. Thu
menace obvious lu au Incident re-! "l Aiiieiiiieiiiu Club, he playetl fifty
liortisl from KlljMilM-thiMjrt. X. J.. where ",' w,,u "u autngoulat, who run out
a funeral procession comdstitl of two
carriage and lifti-cii blcyclca. The
properly solemn iiHut't of this ociik!oii
could not fall to be marred by a sue
cession of tiioiiriiwrtt on wheels. Such
cliu will b held thlf morning i
o'clock Instead of at half-part 9 a
usual."
Loat for I.OOO lt.
The quarrie from which the an.'leot
obialm-d tln-lr highly prlied Theallan
o verd marble have been discovered,
and are again being worked by an En
glutli couiimuy. The quarries, which
have beu lost for more than l.uou
year, are In the neigh lxrhoxl of I-a-rlatta,
In Thevaly, tireeoe. The ancient
workings are very extfiutlve, there be
ing no fewer than ten quarrlet. each
producing a somewhat different de
aTltlou of marble, proving without u
doubt Uiat every variety of this mar
ble found l "'' niltied paia'es am
cbun-he of Koine and Constantinople,
and likewise lu all the mosque anu
m usoii ina of the world, came orllmilly
from these quarries, lu fact, the very
quarry from wliUh tlie famous mono
llth of Kt. Sphla, Coiiatantluople,
were obtained cau be Ideiitllied with
absolute certainty by the matrices
from whit h they were extnu-tcd.
In modern time verd antlco murble
lia only Ist-n olitnliiable by the th
at ruction of s-jiiie inn-lent work, and It
lias, naturally, commanded extraordi
narily high prices. As a cortuHjueiice,
a liumU-r of ordinary ui'sb-ni greens of
(Jnt-k, French, Itiillan and Ainerli-an
origin have Is-en di-M-rllssI and soII UJt
verd antique marble. No one, how
ever, who Is ntilly at-qtuiluted with
the distinctive character of the genu
ine material could be dis-elvtsl by these
Inferior marble. Thessallan green Is
easily dlstlngulshi-d from liny other
green marble by the following charac-terlstli-s:
It U "bnfchi" of angular
frugmeuta of light and dark green, w Ith
pure statuary white, the whole Is-Ing
cemented together wlih a brighter
grctdi, while tlie snow white patches:
usually have their edges tinted off
with a delicate fibrous green, r.idhitlng
to the center of the white. The ce
menting material Is also of the same
tlhrou structure.-I'lilliulclphla Kit--onl.
The man who "sow Wooi"gets there
after nil. It Is stated that Hie yearly
product of the woods of tills country
Is H.K'O.iHKi.iKMi, more than twice the
value of the output of the mines.
I
The Ihiveiiport tMnkota) News says:
' The I'lllgo Imjjs would better do their
kissing at home." (iMiil! Wo advise
the llaveliport hoys to take a lll'lil
miiikI for full protection to home Indus
tries. Tlie Montana mail who sent his wife
six slicks of dynamite has been given
the alternative of pnylng a line of
., otitt or going to the pciillciitlnry for
rsNI days, l ivery body hopes hu w ill
have a lovely time.
a cortege requires ull elements of mis
chance to Is- eliminated an fur lis possl
Me, and bicycles are so prone to have
various things hupH-n to them at Inop
portune moments that tliey are tlecld-
tHiiy out or pliu-e at a funeral. One
punctured tire at such a time would he
sure to create the greatest confusion,
where ull things should Ih staid and
calm, and the Imagination can picture
many other typical bicycle calamines, delicately
any one or which would Is- futal to
funeral decorum. Surely a Hue must
be drawn for bicycles,
drawn at funerals.
and let It be
With (ien. Miles going tu war In a
f.-.iiti stateroom ami I'rlnce Nicholas
retreating from bullle In au upholster
ed carriage. It may well be said that
military science In progressing with
the progressive age.
"What can be more ridiculous," asks
the I'ciivcr Post, "than a pair of
checked bloomers oil a pair of bean
pole IcgsY" lilve It up, 1 leliver seems
to have cei tain sources of humor which
tills low it dot s tint.
One of tlie yellow Journals of (iolhiim
having scooped the other by securing
mi Interview with the Sultan, we shall
expect to see tlie other blossom out ill
most any day with au interview with
several hundred of Mrs, llauild.
A rails scientist claims that he Is
able "to demonstrate sclent lilt-ally that
love is a disease. I lull may be true;
but a casual study of divorce court rts'
nt'ds will demonstrate Hint In many
cases matrimony Is an antitoxin for
that disease.
lu spite of the very large and pow
erful naval force of (Ireat Hrltalu that
country Is constantly seeking to In
crease it by one inetimt or another. '
Just now these efforts are taking tlie '
form of au agllatloji for uu adequate 1
reserve of trained sen men, ami In tlt. !
discussion of the pn.Ject tlie fact has1
come out that France has a much larger
number of st-mucn tlnin Kugiaiul. Km-1
gland, according to an authority, bus n 1
naval pence footing this year of 1 10,-j
Poo men, while lust year France had '
IM,'i,immi. Jt also appear that England
has had trouble to malulaln her tiuotii 1
of sailors even In times of pence ami
would, of course, have still more tlllll
cully If war should come. Till 1H
ciiuwhI no small alarm In a nation
whiwe iHilley nud position make It almo
lutely iicccttsary to inalntalii a nnvy at
all times superior to that of any other
on earth. Efforts to make a showing
of reserve seamen have proved failures,
ami more than one ss-etl trial of new
gunlNutts has had to be poNtistnc,! fr
luck of an ndtspinle crew. The English
know that Hie next war In which they
engage may phuv the life of the nation
at stake, and, us always, the bulwark
will ls tlie navy. If (Ms cannot . ,,..
ponded ou tlie end may easily be
guessi. i
One of the latest feats of enterprise
nu Hie part of the yellow Journalists of
.New ork Is the printing t.f a very
g.Hsl portrait of lau Stuart, the Carson
light man, ami culling It picture of
Mr I'hlllp funic, tlie llrlilsh iimbas
sador at Constantinople.
Chicago ltecoiil: tine of the revela
tions of modern (sdltles lies lu the fact
Hint the man who knows the most
about the requirements of a large city
Is some rural legislator who, when ho
visits Chicago, believes that xissenger
elevators are raised ami lowered by the
iiitisinie nut potent will of titsL
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.j ri r tfw, i. i w a r.-:n.
s for a
home
The New York millionaires threaten
to mote out of the State rather than to
pay their share of the taxes. The States
should have tax laws so uniform ns to
pietent such a method of dodging. If
these very rich men were to leave the
Fulled States they would find iiinnv
plaees In which they would U required
to snare ine piiinu- liurdctis.
1 on cannot go through life, no matter
How huuil.le your sphere, without be
ing culled iqmu many times to decide
I...H. ... . .
Honor ami duty. Imty and honor must
go hand lu hand - there can lie no til-
Vnr...i 1...I ,1
- '--! iiii w- norus. loll can
make your lives useful, Is-aullful and
noiile. ou chii make them worihli
mid contempt Idle,
If au army olthvr In Ohio In attempt.
Ing suicide has shot himself Ithout fa-
xai injury, lie Is on a par with the old.
shrewd, experleuctsl lawyer, who
makes a will that Is easily broken
when assalletl In court. If a surgeon
tioc not know his own vital parts and
a lawyer cannot draw up for himself a
legal will, how are the rest t.f ua to
mow ourselves or our business?
I nere is in l lileago a scheme to pro-
tnie worn nsMiiH ror men out of em-
1,1... in.,,, t V 1 1 . .
.... ..u uioiiey III ih) glveu
them, but they will be paid lu clothing
or whatever else they may need of the
article made lu the work room, old
t-iotne will lie mended aud old shoes
mailt nior errtcvable by cobbllug.
A woiniui (hut innrrle
pays big n-ut.
The devil probably told Eve that ap
ple won giKHl for the iniuplexiou.
When the women begin to smoke to
bmvo the men cau all use sachet pow
der. The woman that prays hardest for
her husband, doesn't tell him she' do
ing so.
It Is always a mystery to a woman
w hy her husband doesn't seem to pity
tdd bachelors more.
The average girl would rather ts
caught lu swimming than to lie seen
with a gingham apron on.
Life Is like a nutmeg grater -you
have to rub up against the rough sldn
of it to accomplish anything.
Wheu a girl rides a bicycle she never
thinks her own skirt blows up ai union
as the others she sees.
The first thing some men will j0
w hen they get to heaven w 111 he to huut
around for one of the old patriarchs so
they can tell him all the new stories
they kuow.
without giving the author of 'The Si n
thetlc System" a chance of handling
Ida cue. It wa very provoking, ami
Mr. Spencer felt construliicd to speuk.
"Sir," he said, "a certain ability at
game of skill In an Indication of a
well Uilancetl mint; but adroitness
such a you have Just displayed Is, I
must Inform you, atnmg presumptive
evidence of a misspent youth."
Jame I'ayu tell of aeelng an old
gentleman In the lavatory ut a club
putting soap Into his mouth, after
which he murmured, "Thank heaven
It s nil right."' Mr. Fayn Inquired verv
why on earth he did It.
'Well, he said, "I've had such an In
fernal cold for the last week that It
ha taken away my tnste; every day
I've tried whether I cau taste the sotip.
To-day I tun, so I shall not go home,
but dine at the club." And after that
he did so, expensively and with great
gusto.
Jones, a professed religionist, had
for years taunted llrowu with his un
orthodox doubting. At a certain din
ner, given by Jones, the lnwt lieca
iMWic,crouiy tipsy. I.inlle were
present, and after they had withdrawn,
J Hung himself, with a lighted ci
gar, Into a chair beside his friend. "He.
fore I tile, old chnp," he announced,
rather thick of tongue, 'Tin dc-termlmtl
to convert you." "As to tlie truth of
one dogma," said Hrown. "you've cer
tainly done so." "Which" Is that?"
mumbled J. puts, with an almost hue.
tiianal nourish ()f hla cigar. "The tits
vutloti of the host."
A Southern bishop arranged to spend
three days timing his annual visitation
at the home of one of the faithful,
whose wife was a famous houseket-M-r!
A negro Ihij- whs brought over from
tlie plantation to bo the bishop's Imdy.
servant during Ids stay. The inornliiir
alter his arrival, the bishop having
failed to make his rppeaiatice, Jake
was sent to Munition him to breakfast
.....I r i i.i i ,. . '
mm ii'ioiu inm smiviiig. in a rew mo
ments .lake leiurucd, looking much
, a limned. "Where Is the bishop?" "H
1 say he'll be henh directly." "What was
he doing?" "A slut rpeuiu' oh his teef."
I The lute Catholic bishop of New
foundland i, ad a piano of which he tle
shed to dispose, nutl which a friend, a
Protestant doctor, desired to purchase.
I ollsldeinble flu ff elisued before th.
bargain was uni.-k at a price which
the bishop declared ruluonsly low. The
oiu.t teuicie in tne town which would
accoti imvdate the piano wni the hearse
ami lu tliN It was driven to the doe'
tor's door, who came to the bishop in
h'gh dudgeon. 'Why on earth," he
asked, "did you send my piano home
In n lii-arsc':" The l..idi..p eye twin
kled a he answered: "Why. Oh. !.
cause It wa such a dead bargain."
A few year ngo Hie celebrated Pot
ter family, of which IPshop 1'otier Is
! a im'iniH-r, neiti u reunion. Ourlug 'he
I liinqut-t that followed, the various
I heads of the different Iftildll.-s unv
ami gave a short account of (!-,. ,H.
grecs and deed of their am-, stors.
I After nil tlie muker had tlm-hed,
Hon, William M. Evan, who was
present us the legal adviser of the New
York branch, was called iqmu for a
sh-c. Ii, snd resp .tided by saying that
he felt there was little left for him to
my, but after listening It tho aneMrv
and history of the family, he fe't he
could cast his eyt toward lira veil and
e.v. "Oh. Lord, thou art the cla;- and
we are 'he Potters."
I.rft lo Chance.
The Count de M lived In a state
of single and Independent blessedness.
He wa yet young, very rich, and was
surrounded by everything which could
give enjoyment to life except a wife.
He had often thought of marrying, but
hail always declared off Is-fure the knot
was tied.
Oiii-, however, he found himself
Hourly caught. A young lady, tho
daughter of one of his friends, pleased
hliu her fortune pleased liLiu, not less,
perhitjM, than her htii and accom
plishments, ami there were very many
reason to Justify the union.
The Count, who had so frequently
mudo tlie first step toward matrimony,
but as frequently drew back, had not
yet dixided on the course he should
udopt in this case; he had promised tlie 1
friends of the lady re-n tolly, but had '
made no outward sign of performance, i
Hi future inollier-In law, knowing
his weakneiw, dcmundi-d whether he ;
would or would not marry her daugh
ter, und requested au Immediate reply.
At till moment his fears and beslta-
tlou returned with more force than 1
ever-he trembled at the consequence. !
To give up Ills cherlshisl habits of
baclielnrhiMiil was almost Impossible, j
lie resolved to appeal to chalice, ami i
wrote two letters- ui one ho in ptetl i
the luind of tlie hidy, In the other, re- I
fused It. He thou put them into his
hat, und called the servant.
"Take one of these letters," ho said,
"and curry It to the chateau of " ' I .
" blch letter, sir?"
"Which you please."
The servant sehs ttsl a letter, and the
Count burned the other without ois-ii-lug
It.
A century scorned to elapse Ix-tw i
the moment of the man's departure and
that of his return. The Count wils al
most Is-sldo himself with nervous ex
citement, not knowing what was to lie
his fate. Finally, however, the domes
tic returned. He had carried the Inter
of ncceptanco. and Count tie M 1
now tho happiest ben.-dlct In Franco.
-, ' j7?7p7iNCTURES AND THE BEST WAY TO REPAIR ThemTJ
wan r RT7ii
yffi 3 vi r iV Buioic
-New York World. "
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1 1 -Ml I I r .1 T -f-A o r y I
People of Uriatoli Kniland, to Honor
the Naviuutor's Memory.
John Cabot, tlie discoverer. Is to
have a monument erected to his honor
nud memory by the eople of the city
of Hrtstol In England. This year Is
the -looth anniversary of the discovery
i
tlie drive wheel, nod so put the ma
chine In motion, and as It reaches the
bottom empties into a trough placed
for that purpose. This trough (F) la
sectioned, four-lift li being on oue aide
of the division and one-tlftb on the
other. The water caught In the small
er section Is for use, that lu the larger
section, or foiir-tlftlis of the water
pumped. U by a ut-nt device emptied
Into a chain of buckets which hung on
wheel E. Of course, these full of wnter
will cause it to turn with a pour equal
to the weight of fotir-flfths of the water
pumped. Euch bucket as It reaches the
bottom of the well Invert mid comes
up empty. As wheel E Is fnst on the
axle of the drlvo wheel this extra
weight adds power,
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XIOXt MKNT TO JOHN CAH;.T.
A Color Test on Large Scale.
A ctdor test on a large scale occurred
recenlly m-ar (ieseke, tieriuunv. The
Vidmeile. the Wiild. ami tlie ll.sler aro
three brooks which hmo their source
hear (ieseke. und accordlinr to ti.,i,li.i..i.
their waters hud subterraneous connec
tion with the Aline, a mountain stream
whose bod Is some five miles distant.
Millers hs-at.sl on the lower Alme
dumped refuse , r, nit of the
upiM-r stream, and tho millers ou the
Yoliiiodo. the Wald, und the littler
clalnittl that by doliifc- mis the water
supply of tho latter streams was m.-i-terlally
diminished. To determine this
connection, a Unit four pound of pot
assium tluoresolnute was dumped Into
one of the ttldle the miles from the
oun-e of the Hitler. This ink i.,..
Is niarveh.usiy powerful, and a solu
tion containing one part In ten million
shows a distinct tluorwcence in trans
mitted light. Twenty. Hve hours later
the Hitler t.s.k on a N-autlful dark
grceu color, showing (vnoluslvely the
coliuiftlon between the two streams
An exiHTlniont at another point show
ed with equal clearness that there was
a subterraneous connection between
Alme and the Wald ami the Volmede
o"uKii mi tins case rorty-four hours
hud olupsttl lietwoon the depositing of
the dye stuff In the Alme and the ap-It-arumv
of the coloration In the other
l reams.
or tne .Mirth Ainericiiu ttintiuent, and
Itiistol considers herself cspit-lally con
ceineii, ticciiuso It was from that
nous port that Cabot and his col
leagues stilled In the Matthew on Ik
lm'M M 'SHfnl voyage, ou which she
sighted the North American continent
I lie site for the iiiiuiui it is (lie sum
mil of Itraiidor In the heart of the citv
'i'ii.. i.iit i . . ..
mo is iweiuy nve acres In extent
" I n donated by the tow
""""" 111 ne purpose. The monument
win mho tne torni of an ornate tower
wn:oh has heen designed by W.
oiigu. i tie eminent Kngiisi, architect
1 " uiov nt is under tho irul.hin.
ami patronage of the Marquis of Duf.
n ull, i lie l atiot niomiiuciit commit
fee. before appealing for funds. t
ready In possession of JIo.inio, which Is
one llftli of tho amount mt-essiiry for
me nuiiiiuig or ti,,. memorial tower.
S E LF-OPERATING PUM P.
One on
VounB lndianu Farmer Hat
1 xliiMtion.
"scar Jones, a yung fanner, llvln
one mile northeast of llagerstow u
Ind.. linsiiowi.il exhibition a pump with
which he expects to save people, l,0
M't waier i.y putliping, niilliv ,, w,,r
'"'" It Is 111 fact ft solf-imor 7.
pump. The accompanying draft pr."
Uiltlt a It .1 I. . 1
" " "s ii mny nw K, .y 1(
' " oi tne cari' iiL'i. -..iio
1 gcrstowii. where, for some tim.
been buildim? Illlil tltttl- .... I .
1,11'0 ,lrlv' l 1 (A) Is eight feet
.oiiiueier ami rests ou ball
Itu d. I
"""" ,r,M,l1 sx inche
. . . .., ,our inches iloe,,, Wlth metal
, V """""'i t'.v dotted lines a. a.
1-oe.i us io rorin pockets
ry rour inches.
"itine axle an- two more who
j II I nil eighteen Inch
j " a cog chain, Is ,-,
the
In Ha
ll has
In
bearings.
ttvo lnch
or
On this
''I tH and
fog wheel
onectttl with
" "eei it on in ii,,.,... ..i .
""lie same axle with C , ' i
I lu tl... ..1... ... . . . - 1-
me ennui Wlloel
which Is
by
Noi Worih Itush."
When calling anything ' not worth a
straw." one mean to Imply that It Is
worthies. The older saying wa, "not
worth a rush." aud (his bring out tint
orlglu of the phrase, lu the day l
fore carpet It was the custom to ttvw
the floor with rustic. When cu.-.ts ..f
rank were entertained fresh rush,
were spread for tlu-m; but folk of lower
degree had to be content with rustic
Unit had already Ut-u usttl, while till
humbler persona had none, a not hwii
belujc "worth a nun."
President MoOmh. of Prlnoetoi was
atvustouiitl to bad the morning cxr-flm-s
In the chapel every day, Hnd dnr
Ing the exerclst-s he gave out tl-a ...
tlces to the sludeuts. One morning,
after he had tvnd the notices, a stud -ut
came up with a notice thai Professor
Kargv' French class would le at tl
o'clock that day Instead of hair nu t
l as usual. lr. MoCosh said It w.i
too lute, but the student insisted Mat
; Profeswor Karge would He much dlsij,.
Hliititl If the notice waa not rod. The
j exen-lse went on and tho doctor forgo
all about the notice. He started t.i
make the final prayer, lie pravttl for
Hie President of the Fulled Stale tli .
member of the Cabltief, the Senators
aud Itepresclitatlve, the Oovernor of
.-.ew jersey, tlie mayor, and other c'tv
othYlal of Prlmvton, id thou came
to the pmffMor and Instructor In ,'ie
ivllege. Then Professor Karge' Uotice
came Into his mind, and the assembled
students were astonished to'fcear the
venerable pivsldeiit ; n ,,ri
ble Prufefsor Karge, who Freuoli
New Hair and Troth at Hit
Mr. Jacob ditty, of H.vkor. Mi,,,,
Is so year tld. For inauv vear. i,!!
was au luvulld, contluttl to her W, ,,,,
l,,.., l,..i..l... v . . . ' !
- "' i-'.. iiTiii ago nil,. lost
her teeth, and. of course, her hair wis
w hite aud scanty. The last few months
have sit-ii a wonderful change lu her
however. She haa five now teeth and
Hie Indication are that nature Intends
supplying her with au entire now set
11. -r hair 1 coming lu luxurioiislv ami
is Jot black. Her general heaith Is
good, so perfect. In fact, that the oilier
day ahe took a five-mile walk.
Mr.
Cone lad.
Crlmotibeak-I don't Isllev. .
man ever stole anything but he Jived
to regret It.
-Mrs. t riniHonticak lou stole
heart once. John.
"Ye." Yonker Statesman.
my
Corrcl-
Kural Teacher-What current event
of great Ititerettt can you give nie this
morning?
Small C.lr! (eagerly V- My ma has Jut
mado twenty tumbler of Jt-IL -Judge.
-WsbT
st?.
CAUGHT ON THE PILOT.
Thrllllnu and Ketaarkable Experience
or a Penvcr Wheelman.
Louis Itlethinunn, a Denver bicyclist.
Is dally receiving letters asking him
what make w heel he rides. The present
unwonted accession to his Unlly mall
comes as the result of a thrilling ex
perience he had while out riding with
his friend I.nuls Phllbeck, a visitor
from Indianapolis. The two took a spin
along beyond Sand Crook lu the aftcr
uoou, and about o o'clock started on
the nturu Journey. On nenrlne the
I'uluii Puclilc, Deuverand Gulf tracks
they heard the rumble of nn approach
ing train. Phllbeck, who was lu the
loud, saw that there was not time to
"THE T0MB&-
For Over 11. If . clr, &J
ri." I" " , V. " !"l
ue iiiosi iuiiiou ptHnnlj
iru i-.uiin is uie loliiln, of x
wuicu t now being di-aiulitU
rotim for a more couimoj0Mlts."
iiic uuiiuing, whlcu waWM-.
gray gninlte, was ereotwlbe;.
itiiu iam. lit-lni: comn hihI i..i.
year. It has housed durlof
than tlm-e score ytunof etk
a million prisoners; tmt ta
liuiiiiioiis in the history of rria,
unfortuiiutes who wt-retfjdto
unetl there during the wln:er
regaining their fret-dom iin,t
nerore the passage of the la
electrocution as the olflclil ta
ending forfeited live 0 tk U
there were many exwnUoMi
Toniba. All told, there m d
hnnglngs. Among the Itmutst
Tombs who suffered the rta
alty of the law within lu rij J
dipt. Nathaniel (innlun, tit n
trader, (lordoii snllid fron K
lu the summer of lSiiO In tb il:
bound for the west coast of J!m
was captured mi liln retari
with nearly into negroid piiW:
hold, by the Fulled Slits r.
Monougtihe-hi, in which be u
mates were brought pritowm
York, and nftcr a short dftm:
the Eldrldge street Jail, wera
red for safekeeping until tri :
Tombs.
After two trials be wicowW-
THE TOMBS, JJEW YORK'S FAMOUS I'UISON.
u.f.,l.. ,.. .1. . ..
--. "oss i ue murium nn.i stum,.,,
off at the same time giving n xvarnlui
- "'"i- me hitter did not fully
understand, and throwing nil his leg
power Into action made n dash. The
train was coining thirty miles nn hour
r. J1
-ori.RAt1N ,..,
, " i t r
Just the Kame iR iu
'"""1- r vor7 d'alU
ruldH-r buckets 'or , ;;;ks-,,f Ur"tf the
The putnpMock let I. i.. .
tlUchtU.wM;'"
,-'"'" to tho
oi tue ttr vo i,...i ... .
Into ... ,:...r.1 !M"I'"
the
rim.
the rim turn
I rtU
!LS CfOUT ins rtLOT
nid caiiL-ht Itetiim, r
. " ".uauu JU81
W us Ullllbl,. t ui lu""u8i "
passell the km?, V U1! UI,tl ' J
Then h . ii 1 "overal hiiuJred feet.
oars for.i.!:.. M.,u.Uk'''t uu1t the
lunnn. Xiiiio Ii.!!!! i l'""1'"8 of Hloth
cow eii.ci,..; . .. u,,;"1 10 l0" on the
in. t at I, , wiring cry from
There , , v t W ,lu'lr 'ntlon.
''tl.e "nKCt,,,,!,f U,e fla"(a"
the.,,c,Xn !U:Xlr
condition tr. ,:: B nair-tinxed
... wneei wn in .i. . . V
-- icust uamagttl.
ex-
uor
.
th'X becoml " lue Klnl 0' tool
sentenced to be ha used In 1
yard of the prison on rW"-1
1SII2. On the day before t!
he nttenmtitl silliide M P0IM
was resuscltntetl. Attbelt1!
he broke dow n utterly, and"'
be the niliiilnlstRltlon Of afc"i
Unit he was t bled to waitaJ
to the scaffold, where h""!
surrounded by a strong Jt
ted States marine.
At nnn itmo three men ''
In the Tombs nt the sametlwM
nnntl.ei- four Silliide M
freiiuen't iiinoin: men COBJ-J
death; but of recent J"- VI
the Isolation of sii. b prlsW"; I
strict watch kept
tempts nt
successful.
self-destruction
it.ii.un 10 IW1 1
"Clvlllzutl.m should bold tw I
Innl Aztco accountant '."V, J
- ., ..i.-ipi.tt. ' I
llilllieliccs oi tne s ...vll
Kninou (J. Oarcla of W v
... n e T nr tJ I
co, who Is stopping '
Ins. "It Is wivrgtoatirl
gin or tne cigaifi.T
I have given tin- .v
Invcstlgiitloii. niKi "",,-
beyond doubt that i '' j
got a whiff t.f tne l""' tl
Invaded Mexico Uiivler
. . ., .i (..liiiceo 18 ,.
let s tiicu um-' -
form, nud the Span"'"' '' .ic.
' ... i Hat
them how to roll me.- ,.,
sniokable shape , v
i.... ..... i., ni.i i-.up'iTi
vifcinvn. .... - . .. v
route It found Its ny w
though It was ueanj ,
Imr hero. The
werf
n. -J.-l.
cocoa and its pr-Hiin'. '-.?
Corte cttntiut-red tl',,,n-
long till the l'''Il,orJfc" i..a'1
Ing the various V',.-tf
bean. When the T '-
they na nietl It H"'
ireek wonls "'"T'm
gods.' "-St. Lows
..f eltfUtttial'"V,
... . ,i,iid la
man, woman v
United State da'"''