VI "J-r r-" J'.. many accond a I EUGENE CITY GUARD. I. L. CAMPBELL, HroprUtor. ElTiKVK CITY. .OKKOOM Did Mn. Jame Drown Polter fatb- er-ln-law, who disinherited tier In til will, ever ae the lady act? It M-rnii to be tlie Irony of fate that Greece should now be compelled to pay handsomely fur tlio Ineffable privilege of Wing thrashisl. II ndj-n rJ Kipling aaya that ther are worse thing than war. And tie baa C.'xxt sciMirate and dlxtluct reaaou every month for believing o. Nice manner are Invaluable; the charm of politeness ran not be over estimated. True etiquette U Inborn; It U rarely acquired lu uiature life. If, at he understood w (be caae, It bad aulUdeot evidence to lupnort tha charge. When tb mutter came up In thla startling way, the fen-wan admit ted that the Jury undertood the judge bad been drunk during the previous term of court. Tbeu ald the Judge: "I charge you to Investigate the mut ter thoroughly, aud, If there la one par tide of ground ujmiu which you cau do ao, to bring In on Indictment against the Judge of thla court. Your duty I it plain, and do not shirk It." Thla amaz ingly upright judge apparently docs not iikiiii to be defrauded out of any of the ieriiilNltea of a "spree" simply be. cause of the timidity of a set of jurors. If he Is entitled to an Indictment he means to huve It If there Is the slightest chance for It, and he puts the mutter lu aui'h a confident and convincing mniiner there seems small room to doubt that he Will be accommodated. "The Kiillun has received a check, any a disputed from Athens. He'll pm I hi My receive another one pretty noon signed by i; recce and abuudautly Indorsed. A wniiinn Viho refused to talk was arrested mi a lirondway cable car lu New York the other day and locked up to await an Inquiry Into her auulty. Well, Unit's toxical, at b ast. The (illmer (Teias) Mirror signifi cantly remnrks: "We don't claim to know It all. Hut we haven't lived here so long without knowing a blame sight more than we jirlnt." Aha! What's up now? Mrs. I.nngtry' husband still Insists that Mrs. I.angtry Is his wife. Fur- theimiire, he thinks that a woman 4." years old ought to know better Ihuti to Introduce a "property" divorce lu the Inst act. In New York the other day nn Ice uugou was pressi-d into crvlcc us a In 11 rM nml seven other Ice wng. lis were III the funeral pns'csidoii. Mere's a new Idea for those who capect a warm wel come from the other aide. 1 lie .swiiliiHlMiro ((in.) News says: "The last ball given by the Hoelnl Club was a great success. There were pres ent three young ladles, eight chaperons and sixty three gentlemen." Probably the young Indies were required to look after the chaperons. In tlieee melancholy times of finan cial dfpn-wslon It Is cheering to llud oiu) fuvonsl mortiil who, as ri-iHtrtcd, 1 bt "enjoying a serene chuckle," W- cause some malinger bad the Impu-1 deiwe to offer her f VH) a night to sing 1 frr a half hour or so. Mine. Melba Is t tint "serene chucklcr," and It apcnrs she has reason fur her serenity, W cause she Is able to sell her harmonics to Kiclcty folks for the coinfortnlile fig- lire of fl.fiisi for "a few straggling songs. ' I lie cable remrt ajuu-rts thnl all she has to do for this aggregation of dollars U to warble thi-se "few r struggling soiius," ii ml then "skip lulu a ciirrlage nml go placidly home." No wonder she Im placid and serene mid chueklcM over the effrontery of the manager. Hut McIImi ought to restrain her merriment out of consideration for j the rent of Immunity. It may seem :i ! good Joke to her to have some mlsguld- ; si ImprcHiirlo offer Wr the paltry p'.l. til lice of $101) fur it few songs, but (lie . majority of people with a less keen : Sonne of the ludicrous will not be able , to tut- how funny the Incident Is. Mo! bil ought to kisji such diverting epl- . hhIh sccrot, or she will In- rcspoiinlb!e I for some dbtcoiitcnt among thoee poo- ! pie who under stress of clrcuillMtlincisi are fonssl to humiliate tlictiisclv.s to the extent of nc'eptliig as little as f lou fur even nn entire day's work. Truth ami love are two of the most powerful things lu the world, and, when thi'y go together, they cannot easily be w ithstood. The golden beams of truth and the silken cords of love, twisted together, will draw men on with a sweet violence, whether they w ill or mi. An educational Institution In Buffalo lias adopted this beautiful little yell: II, a, bay; b, y. bee; Mur..er's precious kids are we! Keltic, meelile, mliile, mo! Kliidcrgurtfii! HiifTnlo! And yet there are those who claim that higher education Is not properly looked after In this country. To "cease to do evil," whatever that evil may be, Is undoubtedly a clear duty, and many persons think that, un til that Is done, there can be no "learn ing to do well." Hut the truth Is Hint It Is In learning to do well that we most fully and speedily cense from doing evil. There Is no way In w hich a fault ran be ho thoroughly corrected us In practicing the opposite virtue. A young woman writing to a New ? rk p!! per says she Is "planning to go Upon the hi nue," as she feels that there Is a great ilieiitrlcal future before her, mill adds- "fan you let me know how- to make my legs stout, as I am train ing lor (lie staite now . I lint young woman seems lo have a very clear no tion of the preparatory study that Is necessary nowaday for success on the Huge. The death of Honllo King at Wash. lugtou Is nn event Hint recalls Hie earliest approachi-a of the late civil war. He had r.-iidcri.l long service In the poHtolllce department up to fie cloning months of llu.-liumin's admin istration lu 1MI1. lu the reorganisation of Ililehuniili's Cnbliiot he wait made roMlmilMter ticlicnil. It was n Cabinet of greut men that Ililchauaii cullnl round him as the portentous shadow of the civil war was cast across ll.e isillilcal horizon. It was comosc In large part of men who Iiin held suWr dlnule msIiI(iw In the administration of (lie liovernuieiil. Jeremiah S. Illack. who had bis-u Attorney (iciiernl, was made Nccrclnry of State on the roHlgmi I loll of Ia-wIs Cmhh. He Ins. I nil Unit departmiMit of the tioverniueiit with a force ami vigor that It seldom has sis sikws1, Is'fure or since. F.dwln M. Htiuiton, who had Iss'ii an emiloye lu tlie law department of the ii.lnilnlstru tloii, was made Attorney (ieneinl. He stlffeuisl lliicbamiu's backbone In the disputes Hint ts-currisl regarding the Nwers of the (iovemmeiit lu note of Insurrection, lu this Cabinet of Illus trious I'ulon IieiuiH'rats John A. ix, tlie author of Hie order, "If any man hauls down the American ling shoot lilni on the sHt," was Kocrclnry of the Treasury. The other members of the reorganized Cabinet were of eiiinl put rlollsui, eiinilly devotisl to tlie cause of Hie I'liiou and helissl lu an eipial degree to Inspire the cause of lovaltv w hen the outbreak of Hie w a r ihs'u ri'ed. (Jen. Horatio King was one of tlie men wlio gave to the closing mouths of Itti- ehauan's administration Hie hUtm-lc fame w hich it deservisl of honest ami vigorous effort to repel the rclicl at tacks on tlie Integrity of Hie 1'nlon. PLEASANT WORLD OF BOOKS i Thsrs ara who find their happloe la rtrolllof Dar and far. At If pcrcbaoca tbelr birth bid beto b- nitb tome errant itar, Tbt trickles desert beckon them, tbey K'lle the niouotiio peik, And ever iuat bevood tbetn lee, oro clldne cot to eek: For me. 1 ill beside uir fire, and with benlcaiot look From dear finllir tMrt they mile, my pleitaot friend, tb book. A world of iweetest company, these well beloved onei wait For any mood, for any bour; tbey keep a courteoua tte, Keren ind unoerturbed imid Hie ruttle of my dir. Tbey ire the bread my spirit crave, they bleu my toiling wiy. A nlcasnnt world I their, wherein through battle wn and wine, There roll the loiind of triumph, and there dwell lurcease of pain. On page sparkling a tb dawo forever breathe and glow Through aged red with patriot blood, white freedom' tainlea ruse. In this fair world of rilmeit akie, I meet (he niartrr' palm. There float to it dear uielodiea from coaat of heiirenlr halm: All comfort bere, ill strength, all faith, all bloom of wisdom live. And lie the day' need what it niiy, lome boon thi wide World give. The freedom of the city where one walk In crowds, alone, in alienee of the iinlnnil. where one climb a mar the throne. The blithenes of the morning, and the aolemu hush of night. Are in (hia pleasant world of book, fur one who read aright. Here, pure and ihnrp the pictured iplre it cleaving point uplift. There, weit by utoriny wliul of fat time' mind are lossisl In drift. And I who lt lenide the lire am heir of time and sense. My bonk lo me, I he angel of (iud's deep let providence. Wbo will, may choose to wander far over sea and land, l or uie the ta Me anil the lamp exteml a friendlier hand: And I am hltsmed beyond compare while with benignant looks From home' familiar shelve (hey smile, my pleasant world of hooka. Margaret K. Songster, lu Youth' Com pauion. A MODEJIN DEBORAH. The world Is certainly lussiiulng more llbcnil when a woman may be gradii- ntcd from (he I'uloii Thcohtglcnl Si mi Inary lo prencli lu a Presbyterian pul pit. The woman who lias li.s-n accord ed this privilege Is no Ices a '-moii than the daughter of I'lof. Ilrlggs, w bo was siisM'inbsl for heretty III 1MM. She lias pnsMisI w ith the hlghcwt honors, ex celling all the men lu her class. One may Ih permitted to wonder how hIic stands upon Hie points of faith which caused her father mi much trouble. Thought, Intelligence, nml foresight, brought to bear practically upon ac tivity, will continually suggest meth ods and plans that Hie uiii'ctltvtlvc nev er dream of. A little enforced leisure ill (he beginning of a new enterprise or at the beginning of a new day, de voted conscientiously to this pui'iiose. luny greatly aid in promoting the habit. The busy heart and brain (litis faith fully employed will far moiv than re pay the small loss which (he folded bands may Incur during tlie short pe riod of Inaction; for only when activity Is governed by thought and conducted by Intelligence can Its real elllelciicy be secured. EARNED A MEDAL, Pimlrt IC l.jrnn, a Mlclilnuit Mutd Hon ored its u t.lfe ?uvpi. No man lu the fulled States Is better worthy of (he gold medal recently awarded to him by Congress than 1 ii i lei 10. I .yiiu, of Port Huron, Mich. It Is believed Hint he has saved more peo ple from drowning Hum any oilier per son lu the world, and In many Instances has exhibited a daring and heroism mrely heard of lu history or tlctloii. He Is but -7 .Veins old, and has saved a life for eiich of his twenty seven years. Ho bus nil his life been accuslomcd to Hie water. His fuller has Ixvii a sea faring imiii for forty live years, and his brother Is also a sailor. The medal was conferred lis a tribute to his bravery In nu unsuccessful at tempt to save the lives of Hie crew of the schooner William Shupe. which went ashore near Port tiratlut during a gmit storm lu May, 1MI. hen the life saving crew was ready to start for the wreck one of the crew refnsisl to go, as the task was too haxardoua. ynn, w ho was a marine regular, took his place In the boat, and although the mission was n fruitless one he won the highest p raise for tlie fearlessness he Modern Journalism has foisted Usu tlie language of the day many new names for old things, but one of the most amusing of Hicse Is "impairment of capital." lu (he old days, when a Made was called a spade, a banker w ho ruined ill bank by cmhctxlciucui or other criminal menus w as called a thief and a thief he was. Hut we have changisl all this. A bank now falls because of (he "Impairment of Its cap ital." This sounds much better and naves the lender sensibilities of Hie financier. The cxprcuslon, like char ity, covers a multitude of sins. It In cludes, for Instance, tlie appearance lu the assets of wild cut securities of (he ailppcry elm variety. It also covers the transfer of public funds lo private accounts. All this Is Included In this Very Ingenuous expression of modem parlance. I si) i 1 , K. 1 Y.MX. PAMKt, A Circuit Judge at Chattanooga, Tenn., doea not prome to criiilt his grand Jury to shirk Ita duty because the malefactor luippelia to hold a high ofllclul position, He Instructed the Jury' that It should return an Indict -' fr druukeiiucM agalnat bluiavlf displayed. The crew pulhs.1 to (he w risked V ease I, and was alsmt lo take tlie men off wheu three large seas llll.sl the tH'iit aud she rolle over. They nil died to get back In the (hhiI. but Hie s.-a wn mi high they could no nothing but endeavor (o ri-ucli (he shore, nlsoil thn-e iinners of a mile away. Lynn was the only one to reach Hie sli.ov alive. He came lu a Unit one mile In low tb wreck. i At the enstern extremity of the long, 1 atmggliug stn-et of Nagy-Neiuethy, nre the crumbling rulua of a deserted bouse. ! More than forty years ngo, when the Hungarian people awoke and began to rattle their chains, there lived lo this house a young Jewish couple, Adolf Ponnenfeld ami his wife Kghintlne. Al though scarcely fifteen yeara of age when her husband took her from her parents' watchful care, she was no half opened bud, but a glorious woman, a blooming rose of Sharon. Soiiuen feld, like many u young Jorum n towns. mail, was a slender, fair haired young fellow. Ills wife, Kgla, was a lovely Jewess of the purest type. Suppressed 1 fervor lurked behind the cold gaze of tier dark, scorn fill (.yes, and the mo. Idle mouth could soften sweetly to the warming kiss or harden with (Icllbera- Hon for command. Her husband was , merely a practical man of business, of ; a sly and cunning disposition, culled good humored by his friends because be was too cautious to risk doing au In-Jury. In spite of the differences In their characters, Pgln seemed to love her liusbnnd even more than her father land, and Hint speaks volumes, for she was an ardent Hungarian. She had Isirne her husband two children, and through her teaching they were grow ing up with n fervent love of home nud fatherland. i lie storms or l etiruary swept over Purls, nml Hie reverlsii March days In Vienna were followed by the Hungar ian rising, w hile her character was de veloping from day to day In strength nml energy. Hut w hen. In October, the revolution brought the Hungarian army before Vienna, her leal for the national cause at length took tangible form. One morning nt breakfast, Imvlng scanned tlie newspaor. site commeiic. si: "Adolf, every one Is inking up arum for the fatherland, old men, boys, nml even women. Why do you hold "hack?" i "Are you mm! J" cried Sonnenfeld. half Irritated, half frightened; "what la Hungarian liberty to nieV I nin a Jew. Kveii If I wanted to go to the war they would only laugh at me. 1 don't know how to hold a gun." "You call lenril " "1 sha n't think of It!" cried Sonnen feld. cutting her short; "we have MO dlers enough - I nm no hero:" The truth came home to Kgla that tier husband was no hero, very short, ly. Hussars came Into the village, and then all who had hitherto held back came forward and Joined the colors. Sonnenfeld alone was not to Ih seen; he seemed to have disappeared, and' only came lu sight again after the lust horseman had iiulttfil Nagy-Nemethy. Kgla found out afterwards that he had hidden lu a recess lu the cellar, and Wen supplied with food and drink by the cook. Her tlrst Impulse was to take away her children, and leave the huslxind whom she despised for his eowai-dlce. Sonnenfeld fell ou his knees and lagged her to May; he rais ed his hands to heaven aud Implored her with tears lu his eye not to leave Mill, and when at Inst the children In tcrveded, she remained. Prom that day she treated him with allent disdain. That proved more gall lug that open hostility ,r reproaches. Hitherto he had taken no Interest hatever lu (he struggle of the father land, hut now he begun to interest hlm elf a pr and now. Hut hia tymp. ikk wetsj all wrta t& aatl Mt,tr IriiW. IU kitrva: U sxitufcm ti. had rsKU i'M U k'M vlf' kie, nd the ptrkt who. heilo courage branded Mm as a coward. He could barely hide hi Joy when Wlndlsehgratx. wlih the Imperial troops, crossed the frontier ami pushed on to Hilda Test, but Kgla grew ever st!cr. ever oulcter. When the Hungarian capital fell and the tin tlonal troops fell tmck on IVhrleren, Sonuenfeld felt that all waa over He went alnnit radiant and Joyful, a If he had won the victory or Inherited a million. It wa uot long before the Flrat Ini periallat U-ht Cavalry auowed tbeoi. elre.Ui N.jy-Nemetfcy. A wdo on Cad followed aod pitched camp In the neighborhood. Some of tte old.cn were billeted lo the villiie. nJ the general himself took up bl quarter lo Sonoeofeld'a bouse. The buaband ur pasied blmnelf In hospitality, loyalty aod attention, to the warn of hi giic.t Kgla, wbo held herelf aloof, timid but Inimical, one day si the general kick ber husband out of the door. !he Mt aa If her heart wa crushed, then the blood rushed to her face, but ihe eo dured In silence. A few day later, hussar appeared lo the lielghlK.rhood. and the Imperiul 1st outposts exchanged shot with them. Kurlng tLe night the brigade be came alarmed, for tlie Hungarians ap proached on all s!d- and thr.-ateued to overwhelm them. Kvery one wa afoot, the inhabitant stood Id the street doors whH-rlng, while ennuou and heavily armed cavalry rattled by. Kgla, who had dressed herself rapidly, found that her husband had left the house. She gilded out after blni, only to find him by the garden hedge deep In conversation with the general. Son nenfeld bowed olse(iilously as he sMike, and the general laughed amica bly. The laugh s.s-med to Kgla even more Insulting than the kick he had given her husband a few days back. She only caught detached words and Isolated phrase of the conversation; Inn she gathered that while her hus band wa siissiirliig him of his devotion, tlie general wa complaining that he could gain no Information eveu from the poorest peasant. At sunrise an adjutant arrived Waring n sealed let ter for the general, on reading which he gave the order for the Imperialist troops to withdraw' to the south. The changeful scenes of the Hungar ian w inter camtialun followed lu iiulck rotation, each day bringing coiitrudh torv reports. Kgla was consumed w ith anxiety nud excitement, and she passed hlccplchs nights of watching, only to sink wearied and exhausted on her couch as daylight approached, nud when the bright sunlight streamed In upon her, she would awake with a start us if amused by some horrid dream. Husitiess was at a standstill. Sonnen feld alone showing a rosth activity. He contracted for provisions of u 1 1 kinds for the supply of the Imperialist troops, ii ml after visits from suspicious looking diameters, would ubsent him self from home for days together. Kgla watched him with anxious heart un diiicrciisliig um-asiiiess. One Insult If ul, sunshiny w inter's day, hussars, with loaded carbines, rode Into tlie village. The villagers re. ceived them with loud hurrahs nud cries of welcome, and the Joy was In cmisisl when n Houved battalion fol owed them on foot. The Hungarians halted, picketed their outposts, scut out patrols to all points of the com pass, and their duty over, began to think of the commissariat. The In habitants of Nagy-Nemethy brought out (he best they had to compensate the brave fellows. If ever so little, for the hardships of their campaign. Kgla did not like to follow the example of the others without tlrst obtaining her husband's consent. She went In search of him, but was unable to find him. either nt home or anywhere in (be vil lage. Kill forebodings took posses sion of her mind. Night closed In. Kvery one slept In Nagy -Ni I by -every one but Kgla. She silt ou (he bed waiting and listen ing. She felt that she must wait and listen for -something! Something mi terrible It hardly took form in her mind, yet it was something that hid becu bunging over her for a long time. She ant and w aited -one 1 r-tun houra till she grew drowsy from si - exhaustion. Suddenly she was startled. Was It the sound of shots'; what was that cotifustsl noise? The trumpets brayed, words of command were heard, nud the firing Increased. She ran to the window, and us she threw It opeu n bullet whistled past am! Im ping. si upon the wall behind her. She drew back quickly nud extinguished the light. There was fighting In the streets of Niigy-Netnethv. The Imperialists had advanced upon the Honied Isillallon under 'over of the night, and the Hungarians had been overisiwereil. A few of llcni nuinnge.l to escape with the coins, but tne rest were taken prisoners or died the patriot's death. Kgla sat In her room like one In n trance: her thoughts stood still. '1 he time passed away, but she w.ls heed less of It till suddenly she si irled nt the sound of voices in the next room Her lilistmud had returned, ii'id with him How well she knew those c.ear, commanding tones as sh" listen cil lo the words of praise and the prom- Isc of a great reward - to her lius'iaiid. The Imperialists did not remain long and l.tr hush-md went away In their train. Kgla obtained a conveyance, and. wrapping her children up warmly.' drove away with them to her father's house. Having placed them lu safetv sle rctuniisl home on the third day and nwil'led let husban I's return Ou the fuorth evening after her re turn she heard her 'uisbiind i liter Hi.. house softly, like a thief, and like i thief he started wheu hi wife, caudle In hand, stepped out of her room be fore him. Placing the light upon the table, she seated herself. ,in.l is.I.ik and sternly, like a Judge, she comtueuo. ci tier examination. "Where were you?" "I have done a good bit of business " "1 know It." "I have delivered a contract fr I n ud ami Nicoti to " "You have delivered up your breth rcu'r You irpy!" shrieked the Jewess tlamlng with Indignation. "What do you nuau?" Somioufeld was pale as a ghost. "I overheard your conversation wita the general." "Aiiythmg fartksw?" gad tu Lu baud trWtl U kiwk. The bena-tlfal Jew, tood up and I Jed .steadily Into his face. "TUs fur. ther. You are a trtltor and deserve to die, but I have loved you and would not lve the uame that 1 luive Write and the name of my0chlldrvn. dishon ored Wfore the world. You shall i,ot therefore, awing from the gullow as you deserve, for I will let you kill yo .r self here Umu the sHt." "I U lleve you have lost your reason," cried her husband. Per answer Jie glided quietly nt0 her room aud fetched a loaded pistol. "You must die," cried. Egla. "aud If you hue sunk ao low that you do not un derstand how great la the enormity of tt crim you bar coainiltjed, or If .... i . ron dart vour cowaraice u v , - not kill Tounelf. then will I be your M- IJcutllr in the nam. of the father- She placed the muwle of the pUtol again.t bli breait. when the wretcb fell upon bit knee, begging and en trvatlLg her to pare hi life- ty, truir c flirure ioou -i Professor Sellnr once remarked Matthew Arnold that Wnlroiid waa to . .... t t him for a moment ,,,, umn, ai,," returned a rnow we '""' 1 . -.. .i ' ... -. u.o.i.v " "Yea." re. . . . ..n.,,..ini with uumicruuie .'i"i uncocked the pistol. , -No, truly, you are uot worth powder aud shot." . , ' She turned from him and went Into ; her own room, when he feverishly , sprang to the door and fusteued It be- hind her. Kgla listened, and when she felt cer- , tain her husband had gone to bed, she wrap 1 herself In a fur clonk and ; stepped out through the long window Into the night. I dnv broke the tread of horse , aonnded'in front of Sonnenfeld' husc and n few blow from the butt end of . a musket soon broke open the door. Hussars, with his wife nt their head, burst lino (he mom w here he was sle. p Ing. I "There Is the sp'." erW she. coldly: , "he Is my husband, but 1 would see , tilin hanged." Soiiiietifeld. whining vainly, pleaded for pardon, as the hussars bound his hands behind Iilin and drugged him forth. Ills wife looked on In slleuce. : When the rope was placed round his neck, and the end slung over the lime- i tree, she swung herself Into the saddle of ii horse that the hussars had pre- ; tin red for her and galloped away, fob I lowed, lu u few minutes, by the sol diers. At the taking of Wn listen a Wnuti fnl woman rode In front of the Honied battalion-It was the Jewess of Nagy Nemethy. Om-e again was she seeu In the forefront of the light when the Poles of Mazuchelll's regiment stormed the gns'ii hill of Kotnorti at the point of the bayonet, and there she fell rid dled with bullets, but wrapped III the standard of her country and staining Its colors with her blisid. Translated from the (ierniau of Suolier-Masocli by Henry It. Collins, for the San Francisco Argonaut. replied sunset 1 naked The Logic of (ood Manner. To say "Yes, sir." und "No, ma'am." Is now considered bad form In what Is know n as the upper class of sis leiy. It was good form once; It went out of vogue among "gentle people" In Ku glaii.l bis'inise servants and tradesmen did It a great deal, and it came to sound like the talk of servants and trades men. The example set by social Kn glaiul was s. ili followed III America: nevertheless, according to the Listener. "Yes, sir," and "No, sir," may be said to belong to the logic of good manners. The French have not discarded the words "monsieur" and "imidamc" In similar .situations because servants use them, and our abrupt "yes" and "no" seem to them unmannerly nml surly. Certainly "yes" and "no" from chil dren have an unmannerly sound, and the substitute system of "Yes, Mr. Blank," and "No, Aunt Mary," Is com plicated and siibjis'i to a great many dilliculties such, for Instance, as those which occur when the child is not sure of the name of the person he Is ad dressing. No doubt there is such a thing as being too slavish in our fol lowing of Knglish manners, and this may be one of the matters In w hich it might have Ims-ii well to declare our Independence. The practice of using "sir" aud "ma'am" In the way deslg- 111! ted still survives among cnple of umpiesilotieil breeding In this country. Their adherence to (he older form of courtesy call but be respected, nud one may say "No. sir," without positively convicting one's self of belonging to the "lower classes." New Process for (lias Making. A number of prominent glass manu facturers met at (he .Monongahehi House recently and decided lo build an independent plate glass factory at Kli.abeth, n few miles south of Pitts burg, lu Moiiotigahela vallev, at a cost of J-.MHI.miil. The prospective coiniuinv will tight the Pittsburg Plate Class Company and the plate glass hio1. ami will develop tin invention patented by tieorge Marsh, of Sandusky, Ohio. The Invention. It Is said, will lvvoliui.mi-.. the manufacture of plate glass. Hv means of It the company, It is chilnnsi, will be able lo make plate glass equal to the best French product, and at a cost less than that of ordinary Ameri can plate glass. The device holds the sheet of glass In Its frame by means of suction while the sheet Is Wing pol ished. The glass may then be easllv reversed and the other side polished. At present expensive plaster of purls casts are used In the polishing process, and even then many sheets crack be fore completion. It is said the Marsh patent reduced the loss during the pol ishing process almost to nothing. The new manufactory will give employ, nient to several hundred men. Mr. Marsh's patent Is known by the Pitts burg Plate Class Company. This cor lioratlon offered the Inventor jS'jr.O.lHHI for Hie device, but he refused it.-Pitt. burg Post. torud Sellnr, "but ho kept it up. Or. Kllsha Kane, the Arctic explorer, ou being asked whut tie thought of certain nfter-illnner apcecn, that It wa Ilka nn Antl "U imt do voii menu by thut'i' his friend. "It waa bright ami Inter est In " ret.lled the doctor, "but provok luglv long lu operation." When Sir Walter Scott repented oii,.i,..iiii.!,.ii" to Ivdcii. the bitter imeiited: "Hash It. man, tell the fel low that I hate him, but, dash lilifl, he ha written the llnest verse that have been published these fifty Jelira." Blr i-..i...i. fiiiiiiCiillv carried out hi er- ifin.l und hud for answer: "Tell I'J' dell thai I detest Mill. Mlt I know the value of Ills critical approbation, As a is-rformer, Hrahma, the bite inn slcliin, had nu extremely bard touch This mice led a musician, who wan nc c ipanyllig Mm on the 'cello, to ex- claim "1 can t heur myself. .n. replied Hrahtiia. blandly, "you arc lucky fellow." Wheu he left the room after a lively evening with hi frlemlH he used to remark: "If there la any one present whose feelings I have not hurt, I trust he will receive my humble upoi ogy." A sleiioirnndier once uroiMwed to Henry Ward Itccclier that he be allow ed extra pay for reporting Mr. Heecb er's sermons. In consideration of cor recting the errors lu grammar. "How many errors." asked the great preacher, "did vou llml lu this discourse of mine';" 'There were two hundred nud sixteen," was the reply. "Young man. said Mr. Hts'cher, solemnly, "when the Knglish language gets In my way, It doesn't stand half a chance." Sidney Smith said of the great Ir. Whewell, muster of Trinity College, that "science was his forte ami omnis cience his foible." On one ocf-nidon, two fellows of the college, thinking to get beyond his range, rend up the auls- Je t of Chinese metaphysics and then disputed uliotit It lu tbe doctors prett dice. He listened lu silence for a time, and then observed: "Ah I see you have been rending a pihst which I wrote for nu encyclopedia of wleiice." When Squire Halkoom called the court to order this morning In the spa clous umbrage of the lree that nhndow his yard (says the Jones County Hill.) News I, lu noticed a dusky sou of I la m and his wife standing among the siec. tutors with nu anxious look iisin their faces. "What can I do for you?" asked his honor. - se (Mine to get you to 'voice us, Jcdge." "Hon't you know that such an act is beyond the jmlu of thla court? "Yes, sail, shore; she 'tacted me wid he pail, nu' hit wnz full of w a tali, and busted hit over mull head, mid I ain't gwine lib wid her no nioh she shore did, Jcdge." "I say, you woolly-bended Imp of Ethiopia, don't you know that the Constitution of the Pulled States, embodied u Its law, denies to n Justice court the power of iiiiniilllng the marital vows; that It be. longs to a higher triliunul? Is that any plainer?" "Yes sail. Iioss, she shore tl.d null my constitution; why " "Oh. go to Cchetnm. I say I can't and won't separate you. Do you under stand now?" "Sny, Jedge, Fue go' de money to pay you, Wss, for God's sake " "How much have you got?" askisl his honor. "Six dollars und a half. boss. riien I line you one dol lar ami fifty cents for taking up the lime of Hie court and five dollars for attempting to sully lb) Judicial ermine by u bribe." Preventing Noises. A means for preventing the noise made by trains in passing over iron bridge has Iss-n devls.nl by a (ierniau engineer mimed Hoe.le.ker. He puts a d.s'kltig of Inch and n quarter planks between the crotw girders, ri,K on three-lnclt limbers laid ou the Ih.ttoni flange. Ou the planks a double luver of felt Is laid, which Is fixed to the ver tical web of the enws girder. At Hie connections with the girder a timber .wer Joint Is placed on felt, and two h.-oked Wit connect the whole firtnlv to the Wttoni tiatige. Four Im-lnsj f sing gravel cover the decking, which la lacllued toward the ce nt,r of tl gtl M,.lM, "Urv"- A layer of f,lt . Lid M the planks ami th tlm. Wrs tkT rei upon and the lr,i,h In contact with decking and bll,t It asphalted. The decking weighs ivhi ,H,un,u .wr ' i,lun ,4 1Z . "W maa' MM for a bridve eleven J?".?.Vr. ' I m u LV',T." "tnl from k,. ,,,.,, ., " ' ""'e una n Knuip or pcopla dra He Was Too Realistic. Last winter 11 number of literary peo ple Indulged from time to time In ama teur thentrlciils. I turlug February they produced a comedy. One of the ac tors played Hie part of n burglar, and had to climb up the outside of the house In which the entertainment was giveu and enter through the window which was at the rear of the Improvised stage. lie hurried found from the dressing room and valiantly commenced to struggle up the wall, when a policeman grasped him by the neck, thinking Mm 11 valuable burglar. He started to ex plain, but the million of the law would nave nolle of It. IM 11. 1 ue au.uence wns wondering lu the meantime why the play did not pro ceed, and the young actors and ac tresses on the stage were eairorlv w-nlt. ing for the burglar to enter and give mom ineir cue. when they heard shrieks, yells, ouths nml threats from the garden. Hushing ,mt they found the master burglar thrashing wildly uWut the grass, while 11 brawny police man sut on his shoulders haniiueriug us uecR 11110 mo mud. Phenomenal Idiot. There nre many instances or remark able idiots, or Idiots savntita, as they are scientifically called, that la of lm bis lles who exhibit certain special nn titud. entirely out of proportion to their general Intellectual development Dase. n Corn, ,111 u ,.. ...... ,- - ""'1 111 I.NM, ex- ,r' .v 8,"l'ld and dull In other dlrec Hons never able to master a word of any bingunge but his own. wan a math-ctnatl.-al genius. As an Instance of his power, he multiplied correctly in 64 s.s'olids. 7!. .V.S.S.Vi by U.U.-kS 479 Cnindmange, Frenchman.' born w thout legs or arms u 18JW, wna an otlucxatnple f a mathematical Mondeux. a Frenchman, aon of a loodcutter. born In lsjn, ,mRgesge(t extraordinary arithmetical faculty ,11 though he couU neither read nor write nor cipher. He could not .,.iw.. - mia. or addreHa. U. aolved thla prxib- 70 year, 17 tlT J? K nawered lu a minn,. 8S Jedediab Buii,.n torn lu 17i)2. u' " , , """'.-"n-e centa a square foot It Is water-tight, and haa proved verv af.afa.iory lu preventing nols. After a man' child ren and acnuUv bad hoi.tt. are grown, he wonders JliatheeverconiplulmM'of , be trouble they cau-vsj wheu tewhln lieu tt'Hhlng. When a nui'i Ikssu....: ... I.. . . , ., ,, , '7 " i tear- "in .lie, IOM. of luy,. -, ed h t low : The llr, n rw . ' .uses nm n (in its and otie-thirteenth of Ahe ren.Mnder! "i r , ; qu"rw aml one-tl"r ;,Z ' , remn,n': e thlnl. 300 qunrta and one-thirteenth of the Re mainder; and .0 on uuui the fountain Waa emptied? a " Tom Fuller K.... .. ...Q " " 'nicuintor, waa a J .' "r,rr new bow to as native read or M.t hi , '.'UW rite, but h.td nheoo" .t .u ?r aem gr.tly wb,. be v"" , Asked iiw I la fear and a half, h9 reapond ta o lipid a a child, never , H Ma own name, hud a,,, .N. iteiiigen , ,i.orJlul nre, and whos,. in 1 .7 ' development ,.,.,, RATSiURINr The Ooj FrenchTTT:., w Myrlu.1, of Htf'1 Quite a cry of alrmUt I'nrla nnd the i..h,... ""In, with destruction ,y """V-coiiiiiing tlif Hi. . , , l atiirt on an organic rail.,!11! to devouring tlbabi,. '""vl trench writer. The hih I ell la Invoked to .!!J11.U,l"'.1WJ catastrophe, nllJ lt ta "". ulmtantlal reward n.lgbt 1 any person who couhi i..' Iinictlcnl proi'ess wiiert'i,. tb '1 creutiiriHi n.1,.1,. 1.. . ' , removed J ".ni.ucr.thed,.p,i1,()fti-J ere worse lu.ru 11 u nggerutlon aside. It u.i.JJ l that never has thb, BBtat,?j more formidable hnta, 1 the present date. .Wr t.t I the nita, within the bouMitf.i tlllcntlons, Increased anil nu!'. audi a dlsagreeubltM.lu.n. T everywhere. They mngt .'f thousands from tlie drain am of-the-wny district couru. In gangs, affording lln ,,-,., Ilcemeu on duly there it ti&J ....n.oj 111.-111 nm, Ilielr 11,1(1,1 ' "img veritable tua, J 11 i, nowever. 111 the DelgtiUfc. me cenirni market and th. Hoyul that they most do well aa lu the slu lighter him- . dors nt the Ilnll.s do out UtJ to alow their g.sids fur smA Ity, and at the ubuttolri turoti J eti oy tne nils wiiu tliewrttiw,,.! come ready to their teeth. Tnefcl mm or old house, Unte ititis the like, for building purport k pnved myriads of their fumm. of subsistence, and li.u turwi-. loose on society. That Kitnuhi:, lie uone to Keep thla nulsautr certain limits al leant la 1 tl which stH-mg to be generally rf I but nobody appear tohe.ujc,-.. with a plan of campaign. lel i-aie roaiiioa, Sir John Iirumuiotid Hayrita bin exiM't-ieiices In Murocti count of what the Engll&b woexj a "misty encounter" wlUn t(, The uulmnl hud Uvu brouirbt : and the dogs had uttu.-ktd bin U the Hportsiniin wus within tea j the creature sbssl waiting atrcnining down his sulaula th on end. Sny tlie writ 1 squatted, bs.k deUU-rateita.l the right shoulder, and pulWi: ger, exKctlng to stv tliebts!a but a fizz, a faint resirt, andiJ of a bulbn falling anion; tlx xl tollmt my death knell. I xnnik bour would W ou me In in luaar With fulnt hope, howevtf, Iki sis-olid barrt-1 also would not m dump charge, I held mytuiti came the huge betist, andwbax wltlilu thrie yards I aimed ak shoulder. The explosion wutU lie dropped oil his head, then m - charging ou the muzzle of mjrn-l lt flying over my bend. I toppled Im.-kward, m; ltt straight up In the air, and m 1 inaliiod, selng between bj f grim monster's hend and tustt The moment iiipeured a Uij my chief thought waa. "JIJ f- A ftxil kllhsl by a pig. On lie came, w hile I k?Un aloft. It b) better. I tboilsW."- .1 1 them rlmied than to he more vital nvlotiM. 80 won HI ly snout wus on tne, I twin- iiiv rlirht hv. urmtdwuai'l shiHitUig btst, like a Nmfflir'H on Ills skull. The Wnr had only one aou&l.' nml the blow brought kittito This wna follow. si by the win- imiiiiiieUsl his head alterMM! nu'h fMit as he tried tog1 "If no one comes to l m crl.sl out. "I shall lie I"- I I..1.I iu.nrei.lv KIKlken. 'Ml M lt.v, . ......... , . - ly there apKair.sl the His""! Ahnuyl Hell All. his lint'"" 1 strlko. "I.11 has!" he calleJ. o..i.iviii..iii to "All rlglit" The lHMir left me and ' ami rl.o lithe fellow tnX" l,u l,....l...t .niil lhenlunil'd,' shot fidlowisl from tlieta11' boar fell over. dead. 1 lay prostrate, spattered but I hud no serious nun. rh..Ml from th0tf Compnratlvely few of tbe aV-l celebrate.1 men ber w - , of form which was given tt , .... .,1.1 In tie' autnors. 1 ue 1110..S . 1 Miivsslonf' BOI11CUOO im-.-r-- llTtTl l....n in ejich case origin".'' r.ernlllUVllt pi- have un.Urw; 1... rt.ninarrd - ' ii capaiMe ' - , , the t u J W I imstiltcd for rency. They cess that may which a pebble, piece of flint but uot smooth come polished and ...1.1. mimic? mil couinci ." ...v, Instance, the prover 1, ' Sir Hubert Staulcy lj f- . ? appw' nui.,tn rV . . ......o 01 rr "Westwanl tne Mt i-r,. l"" was orlgumiiy ami so forth but changed wars Its way. at I tut nos cuaiir'- M(u:l Tl L.tTerson did , .1 i iiuiuua - ... arm those words. '' y sign." What he did wr, there are few. 01 ...el But his choice or -- . . . - t.A less multltu.ie. ; gnimmntlc than ,l!:J d the apuon"' - Ata Even tb. foldco fa"''.. la tut true tonn. no. ic How on earth M l' -ni:l I) ry ui u - - - - tt 1 SUPl-" ni he wa oniy Journal. I lai Do you like A?,VK -Well, I never V'.p sometimes, I'm r i I h. t 1 i S I: tu i ii