EUGENE CITY GUARD, L I CAMfBKLL. rrrUlr. EUGENE CITY. .OKKdO.f A Minneapolis man was afiot by a f iotp:nl llii' other night, but f he bullet inn'!; a well filled pocket book. licli eavc.J hi !f. 'flu; moral U obvioii. An enterprising ('ami. linn withn linn belief In lie value of advertising In forms tin- public in n Dominion paper of her willingi.c to rater to tin- need of llii- public iim follows: "Washing rihI Ironing mill going out to day' work done Iii-i Au International exhibition of gas tronomy and of culinary art In to t.'il." 1-1 nt Vienna In 1 s: In liouor of the f I f t i t ! anniversary of tin reign of the 1 : 1 1 1 j t-ror of Austria Hungary, who, a i-vi'ry "in' know. In tin- most abstemi ous miliar, h In I in Islcndom In all mat ters n dating to food ninl drink. boaehh mi in her 12.0"0 people. In cluding .VWi ladles of the harem. Of the latter, however, the Sultan ran only allow marriage licenses fur seven, as lie In Hot permitted to espouse mure than that nuiiilier of wlveii Ly the Mohaui ineilaii law. There I a family tradi tion among the heir of Ontiinn that It U iie-eary for them to speak In a loud voice, original intf probably from the halilt of terrifying their subj.-ot anil Inspiring a feeling of awe for the commander of the faithful, aul It In aid that the ir nt Sultan' voire j trident ami nin'rioiit. It I n.'lld to entiie from Cuban tl.ein- lien that (ietieral Maximo Coiucz agreed to fight Willi the Insurgent through ihe Cuban war for the mini of flui.i4.il, to he : ill him In Installment of Juo.niiO every three uioiiiIih. The flint three liii.'illiiiiiiiH were pall n agreed, but the hnlnine ha not been. K ii ii k.i epicure who are foml of Jaek rabbit slew should exercise a il gne of caution vv In ii they visit the Pari V.x position an. or.hr hare at a Frew-h renin lira lit, fur they are lialile to get cat instead. 'Ihe ihrlfy restaurateur of that illy are alto In the halilt of serv In,' up pimsy an spring lamh. 'I lie ao (I'l. niiil nppeiiratu e of a elaw In a din'i reieah',1 thl ilreailful faet to a hungry American Hot long nl lire. "There In too much of blond -letting In thin ceetioii of the country," any tin Savannah Now, "too mucli of plNtol aii'l knife toting, ainl Iiki great prompt Ii.ks In iihIii deadly neupona iihui slight pro o -a t ion, or no provocation at II. There In a law against carrying roneealeil mi l deadly weapon, ami law to putilf.li ihe perpetrator of crlmeN of vloh-nce. The law ahoulil lie rigorously eiiforciil." Meilicnl N'-leiire III kept busy dy Hie In veutloiiN for inking human life. In re cent year the latter have produced Koine lerrilile eXjil'iNlVeN, lilllleta whll'b I'i'liil iiii.l tear when they strUo the tin- man frame, making what heretofore wan a 'iirahle wound certain death. The Intent war tun la tho product of n I'rench engineer and In a rille which contain a steel cartridge the .ze of a mail thiiinti. Thla contain J hub letN vihlcii can I? bot an rapidly or lowly iin la d'sired, the whole Con tent costing only 'JUj rent, .'hero i fio inoke or flush ami only a low ie. port. The gun itself U mm li Hifliter liian the ordinary rllln and the projec tile force li fiirnlxlieil liy liipielled r lr nt a pri-KMiire Inindred of deurn- heiow .eio. in, powder lieinu reipilred. Med ical ci.nc(. will he oiip of the moat .in porlant feature of future war, hut It now aeeniN it thouuli the Invention of arm una koIiik to make war IniponM lile, pnrjdoxienl a thl oiind. I'urlliK the pant few year It tin Ih-cii nnnerted that the ImrHc I paNxliiK Ix caiihe of the change to elect rlclly hy treet nillwny, the llilroilui lion of the hlcycle and other liinovatloii And now collie the ci liHim man of .MiinniI' cliiiMett nIiowIiik that there were .'I.iKi more home In Unit Slate laM year than In IMni. It look a though I lie liohle nniinal mlcht hold hi own, even a km I list the predicted lioraeliN car riage. Ilallroad extenalou In India I pro pp-oxlm; at a rapid rate. On March III, 1Vh, there Were llUo mllcH. an 111 pre.me of over hi mile dilrina the year, and In ilddltlnli (here were nearly 7,'" mile the coiMtiuctloli of hlcil wa auihorlxed. hut hli li were imt yet In operailuii. 'Ihe pruporlioii of pa ariucr kill. . I ua only one In l'. - i.. UN), and the total nuiiilier either killed or Injured from railway accidiui of all klinU in.in one In .Mo:.l. rr. John II. Clrdner, an eminent phyNlclari of New York, I atartlng a movement for ths ahntemi-Dt of the un iieiemiry iioIki-n with which city pi-o-ple are allllcted hj night a well a by day. The doctor UKKet a M'lety for the prevention of liolm-i, with power linllar In cope to the power of the Society for the I'revent'on of Cruelty ! to Animal. "It nhouhl," be fay, "make a Ntudy of the noln- of the city, and through li own power, and by advice and co operation of various city de- , pai liiieiii, Hiippre audi noUe a are uiiiii-ci H-ary and reduce to the mini- ' mum of dixttirhaiice thoNe that are nee- enary. Such a work could not fall to ' be of .in.nen,e bene,!, , ,, public - , TJIK MAHOGANY i-'ni 111 iiir iiiiiiii'i 111 lOlllliiri NIHI health. And the last word on the ad vantage of a city of comparative peace and 'inlet cannot be nald until account j I taken of the iiNHlNtance aiich a Mate 1 of thing would render the Individual In ccurlng that Inward peace which paMctli iiiideiKtaudliig." 0 TO A SKELETON. (The following vere were pnl.l!hef) nouyniouily in tt I.ii.Iud Morning Chrouhle in JM',7. Notwitbutandiiig the offer of a reward of fifty guinea, the au thor' name remained a aecret until nearly ixty year had panneil, when it wa learned tlmt the line were written by Itobcrt riiihn, of (lormyre .'ottage, Scotland. Toward the Hid of the year 1 'J be wrote the rerne nljile wnli liing for body anfttrher in Ihe parmh church yard of Torphiclien, here. (birihg the repairing of ihe churi h. the iiiiearthinif of a tkeli-loll oil if .'''"'--J Ihe uhjeet, 'I he . verw ,.re hon to Ir. John Alford, who procured a copy, and either by a. el dent or Intention ilropid a copy in the Hoy a I College of Surgeon, where they were found.) i Heboid Ihia rum: 'Tub a tkull ' time of erlierenl npirit full; Thi narrow cell hu life' retreat, j Thi .n. e wa llioiight uiynterion -af, , What bCunti on t mioli filled thi pnt, '. What dremu of plennre lung forgot! Nor love, nor joy, iur bojie, nor fear Have left one trace of record here. Iteiienlh thia inolderiiig canopy Onn- ahone the bright and bun)' ej e. . Hut ntart not in the dmmiil void! If nocial hue lliut eye employed. If with no laulen lire it gleamed. Hut, through the den of kiii'luc beu 'I li.il ee nhnll be forever bright. When ntiirx li li. I mum are auiik ill night. Within thin hollow cavern tiling The ready, .ift, and tuneful tongue. If fali iood' honey it ilindained. And lu re it could uot pruie wa chained, If l'"M in virtue' in use it i.ke. Vet gentle (oiirord never broke, Thai nili lit tongue nlnill plead for the When time unveila elermly. Siiv, -li. I du ne lingi rn ib-lve the mine, r with iln envied rill.ii nhiiie? To hew tin- rn k or wear the gem 'an litile ii. ov avail to them; It'll if Ihe pnge of trill li they nought, 'r comfort l.i Ihe uiourncr brought, llicne till II. In ri. her lle.. nllllll I'lllllll Than nil thai uitn on wealth or fume. Aim. In it vvlieilnr bare or nlmd Thene fil l the .illi of duly trod? If from the bower of enne Ihey tied To m i k n(Tei iion' hiimblo nhed; If gruinli ur'n guilty bribe tin y npnrncd. Ami li iine to virtue' cot returned. Thene feet with nngeln' vvingn nliiill vie And trend the pulu.r of ihe ky. .-:)! "lie! Ye, be wa a very nice yoon: trn blue-eye: and frank-fared, with ye! low hair cnrling away from h! tenv pie, and h!ie teeth which !."iie ev ery time be rn!ed. lie bad oi.lv f,.-cn In Itodendale a few t week. Mis l-enriff had eeu hlui uovr I.:i'." and then, but nlie barJly remeiiiUred , u-d to blm. "How do y-u tin, M: IVnriST'" ) he, with attipcndoij e!f-pne:oD. "Mr. Hartou. a'int." said l-i:y. In a hurried .,rt of way. "Th: l n-" aunt. M.n4 I". nrlT Johnny. " "I don't know, what la pr'n iir-d i-.' the honor of !.', ciil," ild M '' riff, atralghteiiliig herself up. I'or die tn-V.-r ' lid fo.-get, thill J" faded, ehh rly hi an. that her f.rl Soiilre I'erc-" i, I'-nrilT. had ouce ! the richest in. in i:i Ihe coiinry. "Well, I ib.ri't know iiiiich about t!i" honor of tic- I ,;:i.'." s aid John li.irto::. laughlnir. ' I: it I v.- just heard from y.iu van;e. to sell an .. I'm buyli.g up to.it i -It-, n. rr r iM sh. vvl'h a start. r,::v i, i.,-i u:t f.-i-'ht.-:;.-1. im ... t!.e.j:i.e i-cti.-Jt the door opeiieJ nd John I: ir: a ca:i.e tu n ltj "t",,r t!-!Mn. g-ay aLl J'Ttly. Me arr.vc.l by tl.- 4 o'. I... k tra'n. nil I be. "And only i:..ni k ::.. your aunt a quarter of v a'... . I" f il'. r. d M' .w y-i w Tl T m T OUR BUDGET U iui. HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO INGS HERE AND THERE. I Ii.g a: tee : L."!)t. j K"z:.i,: i t:." : fib!.- arr-- Pi-. T ' H r. j ivr.r r. ! t!, V s' lU L r.iir.ff. ;er ben I de ILi p-'Pi'' ' e of y f.v . tr.iy. ' t :i.e !:l ! g"ti' !. ra !..i:i'!y :i t.-r 1 - :.b- a .' . il d y. ' I y.. . VV , full O.' til" Itlef- ,'jt;i. I: a t'i" r::ikl.'.! old I" ..-! nri'l K'';.ili . 1 a 'kw.ird. .1:1 I happy, "n ihe a not till me 1 i;i.t f.ir orn oil care 1 for me , Inkc and Jokeltt. that Art Buppo.ed to Have Hu UcecnOt BorD-.nga and lining, that Are Odd.Curlou. aua Luugdi-blc-Tbe Week'. Humor, reserved lrle. rn Mv-Il.ivcti'i '"U always had , ,. f..r that nlothful servaut who r.:.:..-d 111. bis talent In a napkin? I .i . Iv 1 '11 the contrary, 1 have often ng.it l.::n .b 'serving of pnilnc. Juat 1 as 11 -it. you kii.nv. hi talent wa one f..r miini.:.-l!ostou rniuscrlpt. he hall u lndow that i l i-.-d and ciirtaiu- .'.V sunlight fl.nel' d .veet, autiimn, lejf 111 and the carved wink their wooden SETTLE. The Ntory N told In Maryland that cx Tax Coll. s lor l.'eorge W. Smith, of the l'lrsi Jiintilct of Howard County, ha a pcli'lllcd human body of great kI.c, which wa uncovered by the plow 01, tile In no on the bank of the I 'a laps. It I mi large that It I declared to the bo.ly of Nome member of a prehlsto rlc giant nice. It I nald to be pcrf.s except that the head mid forearms are missing, even the ribs being clcarlv lined. It I at Mr. Smith' home, near Hellenic r. be Ilangiliovv, one of the two port of China to be opened 10 commerce un, the treaty vvlili Japan, Is comiucrclaHv the most Important city In that country 1 in city contain nearly l.iKi.inm l( habitant, and I nald to be the richest and lliii st In the empire. It Is the ca. 11:11 or v ucKi.iiig. I He most cxtciis.ve Ilk and tea district In ihe world. The I'rovlnce of Cheklang contains mi h-v. than :i."..(i.iii people, and produce two ihlr.N of nil Ihe silk exported from China, n in) I also the largcnt col ton grow lug province. Mr. 1 1 anbury, Secretary of the Hrlt 1. 'C . ... .... . .. .so 1 1 i-.is.nj , m oni ii me most re- inaikai.le men In the country In that lie . refer hard work and Ihe drudgery coiin.vici vvlili hi otllce to anything else. He lias 11 tine csiate In i,.iV hire with the bent llshlng In Kngland mi yet lie never angle and know nothing about the Joy experienced by every niscipie or old U iak Walton. In fact, the mont exalted Idea of revrca tlon entertained by Mr. Ilaiibuiy Is lo take a revw hour rest on the front Ministerial bench during (he sessions of r.iiilament. .Notwithstanding Ihe effort of 111! .... 1 ..... - .. k.'.u.i . .1.111 ii, hit noi her 111 savage land to put a tp to cannibalism, t. practice ntlll continue. Hut the menu uf these anihtopopliagii peoples , n,, entirely (s.ntlned to r..asi mUslouarv and is. Id tuilled curate. 11. .1 withstand ing popular opinion A diet of laymen 1 Dot despised. II u lines ihe recent killing of eleven miner In the Solomon Island for gustatory purpose. These vmforiiina:.' Individual were penned tip like nholes and carefully fattened until killing time and then eaten at a great feast, pi vv hich all the neighbor were Invited. The New York World nay that at a recent dinner an i:ngllnh publisher, vv ho 1 perhap at the head of the trade, said that out of !!IA iiinnii.scrlpt nubiultied during the year for publication his linn accepted only twenty two. Another publlnhcr staled hi rail." of a.st'pla li.-v al.ut four In every hundred manu icrlpt rtsi'lved. These publlnhcr rep rencut Ihe cl.isn which ileal fairly, pub Huh at their own risk and do not make huHlnc of preying oil tin. vanity of young author. So H eeiu that eveu under the liumt favorable condition the plrlng author ha only about eight rhauce In the hundred of getting Into print at aome oiie'a cine rxH'iie. At'4'il Ilamld. Sultau of Turkey, se cluded aa be I In hi palace at Ylldla, I not a lonely man by any mean. The infflclaU auj rcultTj 0f u,, Oivrla i Although the year which hn Juat panned away wa leap year, r'.rta how that In many large clliea through out the country there were fewer miir rlage lli'ciihCN Issued than there were III the previous year. Thla liu.ln the l'hllu ll.'lplila Impilrer to nay: "There muni be Hoiiietblug wrong about thl. lleru wa the new vvoinaii given an opportun ity tocxepise a prerogative which tradi tion hunno long a ceo r. I ci to her, and yet she iI'm's not ncciii to have availed her- If of It. IlumlrisU of mi ll were living In alicrtiate hope nil. I fear that the great qucNlloii would be propounded to llo in, mid It wa never ashed. It can not be that she wa afraid the answer would be 'No,' lor nolle of her s.-x was ever kjiowti to make Hint reply when Ihe right inn 11 came n round, and nuniy there are thousand of good men 111 the world who would have made excellent belpii I. It may be that the ran somed 11 1 1 I disenthralled young woman deemed It beneath her dignity to II nine the old time privilege, and If thla Is- an ahe will have ample time to re pent before another leap year roll around. Might year I a long time to wait." It scorns incredible Hint two men who 1 111 . cheen 0 Ulcers any considerable lime In a city like Louisville could have been Ignorant of the very clement of the law governing the making of arr.-nts a to ci'osm over lo Indiana mid undertake to arrest even 11 fugitive from Justice. Yet there i an Impression that there la no limit to the Jurisdiction of 1111 olllccr If be call himself a detective. When tliuulntcd by the offer of a reward, Slate Hue disappear and the olll.i.il mandate of a court U of 110 conse quence. They aceiu to assume that a detective. In order to delect, must have autocratic power. It doc not yet ap pear why the Louisville oilier allot Klppey, but It la possible that they nils took him for the escaped prisoner whom they were l.s.klng after, and, having a gun In hi hand, he wa shot. Whatever the ciiuse, there wa no ex cuse for It. The Louisville ottlcers had no right to be Necking any xort of a criminal In Indiana, miles. they were accompanied by a duly tialltlcd In. II Mr. Oakley-bless her kind heart! wa not of a Jealous nature. It doe not behoove a minister' wife to be Jeal ous; but the dinner wa already on the tuble-a well browned roast chick en, with bread sauce, and a baked In dian pud, ling to follow'-niid It wa un doubtedly a relief when her husband came out of the study and acatctl him self. "Wa that Mis IViirifr?" said she. "Yes," Mr. Oakley answered, "It wa Mis 1'cnrirr. She want lo sell her old mahogany settle." "What!" cried Mr. Oakley, "thai de lightful ol, settle, with the grlllln' bumpy heads at the top and Ihe claw feci at the bolt ? I didn't know that anything would Induce her to part with that." And then Mr. Oakley pronounced Ih blessing. "I wish I could afford to buy It:" ad e.l Mrs. Oakley, tucking a bib apron liu.ler the youngest Oakley plutii ruin. " Inn did you tell her, Sli n n.v. I lol.l her, lil write to thai big aulb pie buying linn In Now York, aid Oakley. "They're the only pis.pl wno cau ileal vvlili tier to any advan nine, a 11. g nan mille like that Is otllv appropriate for big houses, with vvid entrances, su. h as, according to all r ports, that p.s.r. desolate old maid one lived III. And big house are mostly round III big cities." "I'.Hir thing:" naid Mrs. Oakley. An, lu' helped her husband to noine apple nance. ..niie Ke.iali renrtrr went slovvlv homo lo the nlil red house under the mil. where Holly was making tomato catsup in in,, kitchen. Hell. Dorothy," said she, "I've done It. "Done w hat, Aunt Ki.iy J" ' "I've sold the old hall settle 1. ... I., . ""M'.i up rroni (I,,. ,..,,.,,, team of the tomatoes to the cool hall opposiie. vviiere the gr.tlln's wooden ... nveoie.i i. . leer at Her out of the ua.iows, ami one carvel and shining . ...... a poiseu on ti. noor. as f about ... inive 11 lorvvar.l step. "Oh, Aunt Klzy:" said she. "Yes, I know." sighed the elder W0111 air "Hot 1!, ..-..'., 1. : , ," " " '"' an en, I t .-..1,,, nng. ,.,,,.. , , Im,ir ,Viln,n now, and can't afford to li,,, ,, , ,jv urloits that are u ing but Inuirles" "Hut." gaspcl D!v, Mlr,.i,.k. n. mi npasiiioiiic vigor at tin ana olllccr holding a warrant. It seem "liraiidf.uher I'enriir brought ,(,.,", that olllccr of every grade should U made to undere.tau.1 this fact wheu Ihey are tlrst a, pointed. , tenia toes. sot two last riii. I'm, previous to ls.'j, were all mad by hand, and were, coiise.nteutlv, very costly. Iin making machines have been brought to a stale of perfection. They now receive the wire from the spool ut It Into proper Ictigib. make (hi head and point, polish the oius. an, I I,. most singular pl.ve of machlncrv gather up. at one motion, a proper mini ber to compose the row, fold the stritu of paper and pas the pin (hroiii.-h slight movement of the roller bear lug the piper pushe It forward a lit tie further, ll I again caught no ,v the clamp and another row of plm pressed Into position. It I claimed, fm , .me of these pin making machine, that they can manufacture JsH puis a minute. What Manhattan IsUn.l Never mv Manhattan Island when jou menu the Island of l.iul.'i,u 'Hit briefer term was properly appl.c.l In il,h a way that now it cannot !v m. plied at all. The place tti.it boo It l 110 longer discernible. Manhattan Isl and v. a a knoll about an acre In 1 xtent which Lay near Corle.tr Il.s.k. ur rounded by marshe and partly u!- uierged by high tide. Later ou It H. auie the center of a pla.-e w hich did u uolJe service, but again h it Uvu v h llterate.1. uv for the t'ugcr.ii n.ck name of 'Dry dock lllage." lleru wer built most of our h iw In ih. .lava when no oue ivuld bu.1,1 then pille a well a w e.-Cciifl-y, i.e 110,11 iionaii.i tiiiuseir, a,, 1 ,' hundi.sl year old! An, fs t!l relic of the i.l.l house oil the lull: .-oi. reasoned Miss lYurltr. l.nvk- ok nnay over tile t'lne Indian liae toward Hie vcllovving f, llo right to keep It, Dolly. ''.' '."i.iny vv in ., an, I . , 11 in ner let 11 g,, y poor, Polly very poor!" 11 s no .l;sjia,e. ' .'.i summer orest. i v, It's 1.,-,'n al . c a re most mi I d she niih - ",.,.... hi;u:.ice. -lint It Coiiuiionly Iiicoiiv eiiient " "If Jon feel thai wav. Dorothv i 1. . - -..-s ! eiii-in. 1 ,t,, hv y i(( fused Oiiand,. Dallcy I i "Why." nald Dolly, opening her bin.. e.ves UT) vvnie. "IUH I ,.1,1,,', Mr. Oak Icy I old carved ort of tiling "Oh. Indeed''" "I'erbaps y u vv.i;M allow me to look at It?" went on Johnny, resolved on ' business. Dolly flung , ; . n Wll ge,. illy kept ed. A blaze of yeli the hall, a gu: of Kcellteil air came grlllln seen, e l to atlnfactloti. "There!" crl'd Dolly. "Isn't It a beauty? And heavy oh. what a piece of solid hiaviness! oh. thai 1-rj't a se cret drawer! It's only f place to put umbrella and cam s In. 1 us. to be certain there was a nc, ret drawer It) It when I wa a child. Hut I've changed my mind now." John H.irton walked slowly around the nettle, eying It from every point of view. Mis IVtirlff watched h!in. "Y. , It Is a beauty:" said he. "What will y.iii take for It, MN l'eiir.lT'" "I hardly think y..u can afford to buy It, young man," n il. I the elderly lady, grimly. John I'.arton reddened a little. " Hi, as for that," said he. rather awk wardly, "I'm representing some one else. Personally, perhaps " "Well." said Mis lVnrllT. "it est three hundred dollars. Hut 1 dou'l ex pect to get lis full value." "Aunt Ke.lah would lake a hundred," fluttered Dolly, "if " "Very well," said Mr. Harton, "It's a bargain. I there a man about the place who could help me lift It into the wagon?" "There- old Slla Wlggln beyoud the big rock," suggested Dolly. Ami while Johnny Harton wa gone for him. ihe old lady sat dow n ou Ihe nettle, where the yellow sunshine glim mered nu. I the smell of late inlgnou nolle came In at the window. "Here was where I used to sit," said she. "There was a big stained glass win dow in the hall Just over It. ami a great fireplace beyond, where they burned such big black logs of cold, winter night t. ' lid there, lu the other corner, my lover Used to sit." Her voice 'iiilvcred; a tear sparkled in the faded blue eye behind the steel liniined spectacles. "Oh. Aunt Keziah:" cried Dolly, mid deiily Hinging her arms around the old lady's nek. "1 never knew you had a lover." "Doe nny woman ever live to be IM without a loci', child:" n:l,i si Us I'en riif. "Hui your grandfather was a very ambitious man. He was losing money In those Si. nth S, i shipping venture even then, though I didn't know It -mid he w anted me lo marry a rich man mid retrieve the family fortune. And Henry was p..r." was mat n.s name, Aunt KezlaliV" "So I never married at all," went on Miss I'etiritT. "liood by. old settle:" And, with Intlnlte palhos. she touch ed her lips lightly to the biggest of the grlllln' beads. Itut Dolly held tight to her aunt' band; she clung around her nock with passionate kisses. Now you know, V she, almost In a sob. cept Orlando I'.iil.v. w by I love .lolinnv '1 :, vuN. b- a I..-T: ,1 I u.'h : ..u!.:.- i- .1 .1:1 r."i . :: w . t tl 14 CC'I- was to i :.ti a e : th.-re ! place. ii and pr.try lit atid pr ip.-r :.-e if popular win- ,;,:.' like M' I'ell vv York millionaire 1 1. ri.!: to the mi c- One k.iicnb Ju !.e ,;o a coup!..' sentenced for fight li.gt Have voii aiiyililng to say? M..I I'c!cii,.iui-I would like to have ... . ........ In ,0.1.1,0. ;i v uile eminence iht ie.... ... i",""" aft r I am released. -Oermau ,:i:.inge. As f,.r .1 :.:i: y ll.ir Dorothy I!. ill. Ii'.s all r eriollg.i." s ii 1 ti e V"!'-e Ion. "H it f-.rold p" ,;,l, riff aid that f.i: N Well. Il'l olie ..11! tllotls;" Hut how was popular opinion to know, tint to all l::;, :i:s and purpos.-. I'nde I ! r. : y and Aunt Klzzy had been dipped l:i the waters uf the foiia'alu of youth? John and Dorothy might go to Klch- moad on their welding trip, but was It lot hipl'lli' -s enough for their ebb'! to sit niile by si, I" on the old mahogany nettle once n. "re? -Waver!)' Magazine. A (ire.it Hunting Ootllt. The Lmperor hath two Huron who are own brother, one called Halan. and the other Mlugan; an I these two nr-1 niyh-l (ii ini.'iil lor ( h nichii, which Is a much a to say. "The Keepers of the Mast.n D"g." Ila.-h of these brother ha ih I".' men under his ordeix; each body of lii.H'Ki being drenseil nlike. the oue In red ni.d the other lu blue, n il l whenever they a -company the Khan tj the chase thev wear this livery, in or der to be recognized. Out of each body of ln,iKi there are 1!.nki men who are each iu charge of one or more great mastiffs, Ho ti,at the whole nuiiibcr of these I very large. And when the Prince go. a hunting, one of thes,; Parous, with bis Io.ikki men ami Home thing like ."..lam dogs, goes toward the right, while the other goes toward the left vvllh III party In like manner. They , move along, all abreast of one another, ! so that the whole line extend. over a full day's Journey, and no animal can escape them. Truly It ! a glorlom sight to nee the working of the dogs and ihe huntsmen on such an occasion! And a the Khan rid.- a fovvllng across the plalim. you will see these big hoiin.l come tearing up. one pack after a bear, another pack after a sing, or; some other beast, as It may hap, and ' running the game down now cm this side and now on that, so that It U really a most delightful sport and spec tacle, i The two brothers I have inotitlnue.1 are bound by the tenure of their ..Hie to supply the Khan's court from Octo ber to the e:i, of March with l.n.ui head of game daily, whether of beasts o birds, and not counting ipialls; nn I n!.so with Hn h to the best of their ability, allowing tlsh enough for three persons to rc koti a t.ii:il to one head of ga "The True Story of Ma n o Hole." by Noah Hrooks. in St. Nicholas. Yrry Smooth. i'iy I'lannigiii-Will yer help a re- , 'el gctllielll.lU that'll out ut tie ki . lady? Lady- How- came you :) be out at tho kllee-? I'. C.-Hraylu' for work. lady.-Lon-dou l'lg.iro. S inc Muil. She -Would you love me Jtmt the name, dearest. If I were poor Instead of wotth a million? He- I have registered U VOW never to discuss ihe Una Hi-la 1 question again. Detroit lice I'r. ss. thought Transference. Ilosiess-iloo.l night, general. So kind of me to have nskeii Jutli tiuent-Not at nil. So kind of tuo to have come. I'uiich. me uioiuer tongue?' " Heeause the father no..,, chance to use It." KUn a("11 Brow n- wonder who oriff,.. men ii in ir .u ntti.. .1. thing ou I rlibiv? " Koblnsou-ivrhnp, )t lazy Indlvliliiul wl,,, ri.f until Sat urdu v l'o. i, i Hard Line. a -j. 1 m Mf i'S-V i(.4vlr,-4i ;ii'f7!i'f "Does your poetry pav?" "Well If l-.v. . . i,s ma .1 - II 1 l.ie noor. I suppose you read It to him ter Annual. Portinu Krim.toa. .-.u.uie ijiiHi in urn,, ri-copij,,) , iner frleud)-IleIlo! What it,,,' In.. I, 111. tirivi Ileslilent ahnile Sorilng hrlu,. Dldyou think I waa here fur mi be T, ft. I... iHinaio 1 lines. Eiuctli. And haa he authority to mn... to ueain : "He la clothed with despotic p... "Dressed to kill!" shrieked tb. lliu.-Detrolt Tribtine. Dusty Way Well. Wnggleu, have you crossed the pond this season? Waggles-Don't you see I can't even cross my h-ga nowadays? New i'ork Herald. Lending Hint On. lie-would your mother let you 50 to the theater without a chaperon? She Xot unless I was engaged. Hrouklvu Life. Not Kvcn that. "Ducky:" "Whatty?" "I ;o ymi think I am making any prog ress in courting you?" .No; y..u are not even holding own." Tableati.'-'IYxas Sifter. your llo Wii An lon. "Your wife Just met with K tioiii, v iih.mj. - tmn. a inau whort luto the grocery, "she ran ovprt while ruliag her bicycle, anil tl- carried her to the hospital." The man sitting on the cracker rose to his feet excitedly and bit turned pale. "Did you notice?" h, ...j a bling voice, "whether It wa 1 colored dog with two white spoil, fore shoulder or not?"-Detnjt I'ress. The rabbjr'a Cbristralnt rarsoii-What shall we call It! t alil.y (alisent-lnlndi'dly) Oh.!r that entirely to you, sir! LonJotT. nro. lie. the l.lh. olt Keziah." Mhl "why I didn't ac Novv you know Hirtoii. Johnny wa your Henry. 'U wou't blame Mis I'enrlff, In a way. "You don't Isn't rich, but oh. Aunt K mel Dear me!" s.i sort of bewilder mean to sav -" Yes, I do," s i..! D turning nlnk and white, like the mi lioiKiovL-. ... garden g i:e. -it was ... . . . night when we w like 1 home from the prayer meeting r..g.-tli.T. I coiild,,-. .b htisou wa sav- think of w ha: 111 1. Ing because of J.,; all seemed l.ke a asked me to try tie." 'And do you ..Ve n s blue eye dream to me, and love hi 111 and until a lit- I ', blm Wi I bi. k into the .had !' 1-011 and old Mia I. ft "Ut the U.4,l,,jniiy eta ruugb he-l ti sal very r'ch. w eh. uiie Dor, to h ihy." 's jf. Anal 1. . in in . 1 "ll.'' "He' K.iiv ' ' goodnes nie." said rVn rlir.puttlugonher .s-:.icles a t.'i.ll to her pride th It the tl:lt -lf f s.c, 1 mimic. 1 sj.ocMcle had ie. s ui.l, v ing do.v 11 the a co etc, 1 ran ':" D.d'.v teppe, 1,'i.k into the: 1 .ion t know, vil, I Inliin It s .lolmtn Harton." ""'" sai l Mis I'enriff. young in 1,1 gone Into lie':" "Not evict'." nald IVdly. tuuvlng herself among the tomato J..-. -p.'.,, th.uk he drives around poking up 1, china and bras, tired., and all ,,..;, thing, for sn. pig ,Mi,vlor U Yi k " "I do she twr! V 0 sli.ld.lp "bill- ( - ills I ride around III that old . only nay yes." .1.1 ire for money ,,r that 1 love John:'' And she slip; ow as Jol.i,:,. ggitis ca n. r t I He. M -1 IVnr.ff w a in is; of tear. H, ie w n t!,, ,; , and I....... and 1 i gu I of w,r, , co'cs in ,,, sr n 1' a. I. toil -t pe-lte, t,:f A , l.le ren.eo,tvT4t '111 r 'I that Jh0 p feil.nv en .njtl aa itej oer Bj lirtt'f liini. Dorothy?" whole world with icred cart. If you I the girl. "I don't itik. 1 only know Most young married cviiph oiistkcvplng with hope, and vJJlug prvsnut. N'gia tulntlt n't doubt It." na',1 M'. I'..,.-. "Hut I wonder whit he w an: here V The little discussion M te..inate.1 by the midden tapping of J-.!iiiiit Har ton's whlp-hsndle ag.iiuat the g'lde of ti open door. O m oo'y nod 1 at- t 1 b a t iT I ' tb c4. lli-tforJ ol J yean a nj tzt b m.sl ' .'J to tfc.i.'y. u t ate o.m ( -1 vm oti.l" AoJ thro ! t-o ba. into the h'uc. to t6t c t,( , M) thl u gT'irio wiia ,M w.ug tarred ouy o '3'y two Vttti ftera.r.l M..H.' ' cxpres, bit) Joa C0l1 S .vmlng down fr.. Sew tori, 11 4 she, "the geutlemaii tft,- T 11; jive the mahogany ;:!.. I; IStfCfor a store. Aunt Kex'it. tint John knight It. It wa for9,l ,vi lioune. ii,.', very rich, and John I M "!. heir. And he liked my photc graph, and he' coming to ee J vu t., night. lwn't It fc.und exactly Use a ntory paper?" faltered bappr D,r. "Who that kt-kliig at the door? it ' "e John uncle already!" M: IVarIT drawn face had bright euCluto iudJco raJlinc. tilgaiitio Aiit.irct e Icelerg. "The snowfu'.l of ea.di year add a new stratum to this Ice-cap, which Is as dist.ngul.shable to the eye as Is the nil nual accretion of a forest tree." writes Ceti. A. W. (irocly, I. S. A., d.wcriblug In ihe La.li.i" Home Journal "What There I at the South Hole." "Thus lu centuries have a,-ciiniu!a!ed ou Antarc tica these allow, vv hi, h. by processes of pressure, thaw ing and regelatloii, Lave formed an b-c-cap that In places ex ceeds ::.i,i feet 111 thi' k:i"ss. Through the action of various fores th.u of contraction nti.I c.p,'i:isi,,:i by changin temperature b. ing. p.-ii.a;,.' the iins", poleiit-thi ice cap cr", ;,s steadily sea ward and proje. is in;,, the ocean a per. pciidii'ulnr fr, nt I'r--m l.n, n t,, l'.ii.hi (,.vt In height. The temperature of the .sen water U'itig al. nit tw.-niy nine degrees the fr.sh water Ice remains unwanted and the Ice-barrier plows the ocean I.e. until through flotation In deep vvatei d sruptioti .M'ciirs. and the tabular berg is formed. Th bergs are of a size that long taxed the l.elief of men, mt It Is now vv.ll cNtahl'ehod that bergs two mil, square and l.iiim feet lu thickness are not rare; others are aj large as thirty ini'.es In length and n ueaiiy ll.lioo feet iii thickness, their per pendicular, Mill vv asted sides rising from M) lo 4"d feet above the sea." A I'aiis Wedding. . . ... ei.i luiiiiy we.i nug wa, r.ventlT a village near I'm-i ti.'. 1-rlde id year ,.f and the' bride gr.se, ,.;, TlH ce.l,.n ... formed at 8 o'cl-vk In the evening tot bT , rl(JU camel, a O.ldler followed him ....tej on Viik. the ns: of the U.-,;t ri. In a ni!lf A'.ii..n' in ., - - e only car- rit.e r,.W the bride Sroou,'. mmber who wi..r! two year .Jder thsa hi wit. tireat miiscr.eot vtS, ,aa,.. h. th. gro-fije pr.s'.jioo iD,.og ,he b-ra. who accompanied If, carrying cok.rfsj Itn ersj, ma beat'og a vriij :a;t . o;. 0 tae po;a aad fryicg pia and kertlra. Wuntel to Work lllni. rirst Tramp Couldn't you work the oi l dame for a nn al? Second Tramp-.o; she wanted me to saw wood for It. "I see; she wanted you to work for It." Yonkers Statesman. The Trouble. Mrs -Am I still the "eitar of your life." as 1 was when you used to write love letters to me? Mr. of course, dear. "I don't seem to be drawing a star sal ary, tliongli."-ludianapoll.s Journal. Cmise for Activity. "What Is Hexton hustling around o In the interest of a curfew ordluauce for':" "His boy saw him coming out of a va rlety theater the other night ,,,! went 11 !""' '"''I ahout lt."-Ii,diauapolls Journal. Ill (".rent Desire. "What do you think of niy daugh ..'. s c.Nocuuon. protessor?" asked the 10.1,1 mamma, as her fair daught pounded 011 the piano kevs Tl.i..l 1 . . ... ......... .11.1, uiui. wa the replv "w hv. ih.-ii I si 11 1:1. .... 1 . i,' v- """" "m- 10 ne present ... ... -.evv n.ik 1 libune. Jut n t'reih. "Itornllu," said the profrssor'i "I don't believe you've lniinllt that I've said, and here I've bres d Ing for half 11 n hour." "Well," said the polideritifprfssv "who would believe It? YiwSs as fresh n when you staradr-Ct laud Leader. Felf-De.iiaU I'n.nlliHr Ken Hire., 111s nov el mis no new features as far us 1 cau ui-scovor. "No':" "No; nothing but low. broad beads, mobile mouths and tlnelv vied Uoses."-Detrolt Journal. fore clil. celebrated in 4 MunuVat or Solomon. C"hert r'trnaaifl. tu oibj;., v s,sot. tuiii iNMt i. Rr.atly aduired t 't in. na delicate child, auj. j,.,, r,f tt reason, verJond if !iai4a 1 chief delight ttiii t p-ad ,.w jpj , and especially the Prove. V. of 5,,',,' ..','... 1 ins eiriy :u.iy caused h'm take what he read very seriously uenri. 1. ue day little Hob ran mother room, and w I tit rye cried out to her to whin him asked him what wa wrong, ami to her anuuement, he replied with the utmost .11 ucniui-sQj ..a, motiier! 'he spareth the rod hid-th his son." " The tnt ,irlvat? Vihnrs nintK by historian w:i that of Arlsum,. it c XU. StraN. Mys it was large, but'd. not uieotlon the number of b.K,k. Ighlful Aa. Aw fC- t l-o little 'ii to to Into h'j.) tear tu 10, Si .dHas-Tcal,, Ji ll .. P.MO-t.,. r 0 n,n "Is ' l. r. "Ves. sir " A t:e?, t.ayboy at home?" el tl reiii,.,l ). "He is,. I, """'areii but that I biker's I!.uar. Tiu plate was uiauufactnr.si t..i . - r. " iuu 0Q iae contitsbut 1007. In Kug- aa early a O at his dub."- O l.i. Vrrsr l nhi'PPv. I'.d voueomplet.. th.. at work on ;- '' -,0u were Ye. '' litterateur. U (Id l ' .;. nun . u:ivy ending-.." U "'"' "ran ua- .. 1 . miappy. The mm ,t. - Wash: Olrl-Please, sir, will you something for the Salvation i This Is Sclf-Deiilal week. Old ilenlloinau Self-denial! A excellent thing. I am very decd you nptilled to me. 1 sli much pleasure In giving .voii-er-t portunlty for er exercising that self-denial by tr withholding" small contribution whlcli-er- der other circumstance I should1 been only too happy to have you. Good afternoon. The kotct "Y re;. 11 were i"a- Md it I,,... ., , Ks Poncln- editor refused to A Hrent Parsala ' L,,t iVaeon Hiowu I diallke to I' you, Mr. Hlack. but 1 think 1 1 prepare you. Your invor husl" diH tor tella tue, cauuot cnKnihlyi day out. Mn. BUck-C)h. my! but tl,, csid. Pity be couldn't live loih. J to Une ui) tU.s other two bottW K I Nmj-ht aia Uittle. toii kin" a :n cb. per tha t way."-H;" ' ai-rlpt Ilet Prohlem. Too beloa a yiau," ahe eaid. tlW" fall. "1 auuiii ou ar In a ih'd'' jM'Weaoniea hat of the niotiv.-s tU: 11 man to do certain things. Iledldn't think be ill. but ItJ1" It n Just si a ell to tlnd out w; trouble ana nil nlnmt. so he siiuP'f 1 at hr liinirj-iiiL'lv. thus li wiaf tot nlthcat c-oiiiiiiitting hinisclf-O "Of coiraa. 1 fcuow," l.e that win aieii are more c"U-r? than otheit by nature, but tJ.'- me detail of strwt-car t;-iu.-U - Iwa.v, have pu.y.led inc." "Piibly," he AId. speaking " that c-ontl.leut nlr wflh wlii." ' cussed nntlonal finance and '!! ing nrirs; "possibly I can eM''J' P-ut It wa evident from h Jh Q he didn't think he qi! ! "What I want know-yelie why It Is that when a woir-m ''n k crowded stnvt car that the man sitting right over the car t,Tf ay the one who gets up W. (2 k.,.. inr S 1J.1 . - t suer a rveat W h e be felt be coil' that question, he deemed it 'r it go by dofault.-Cuiea.'o IVl O o