9 fo0oooooooooooxooo LOVE : IS : EVER : YOUNG. 'pooooooooooooooo i HE bad not the least shame about L telling nKe- 0n the c"ntrary O m was rather proud to do so. It - ,,"r . ... . , ..! V..I li it .waietniiig i iwmvu.. .... 'w ... IU tin. Iiuiko.1 J, , Jay over 48, aud a blooming 48 imt ".. rue. her hair was illver, hut what J .lVlg wealth of silver! And It wan I SPiit t soften wrinkle either. She r treii ninuy or invw oiuunn-...-. . l.giiliiiaie to wear at 48, and uo more. I "she w .certainly a wonderful nian for her age, was Mr. Joseph . . , Oiialnt, Indeed, sue apprnrra, Irlj. on a co rta In evening, standing In i ,i,i .oimre tiortleo. with the kuu Jnlug straight under the tree Into t fai'c- , , f ue bouse at her back waa low and L It stood endwise to the lazy little ier that flowed at the foot of the iwiv slonlng Inwn. On the other Jc, at the end of a long, shady ove je was a gate with an old-fashioned ien arch over It, concealed by ie. It was toward this gate that Mr. Octree looked, leaning forward eng iy, like a girl, one hand shielding her j'ei from the level sunbeams. She tire white think of her daring to tnr white!' She was watching for ji,.ph. He had gone down to Stoneton .July a mile distant for the post at o'clock. That was two hours ago. jseph did love dearly to gossip with old farmers nnd shopkeepers, but I really ought to remember dinner aie. But Joseph had not forgotten his inner. At this very minute the gate pued nnd his little gig rolled In, fol iwed by three enthusiastic dogs a , Bernard and two red setter. Jlr. Allestree, after embracing his 1fo as If he bad Just returned from a aer's Journey, weut In with her to 'liiier, aud Mr. Allestree was but I 111 not describe him; simply he was rcrythlug that the husband of Mr. JJestree should have been. Forty-two ssrs had gone by since their marriage jd In all that time they had never been painted a single day. fPearest," said Mr. Allestree as they it down, "I owe you an ajwlogy for ijr tardiness, but It couldn't be helped. I jot a letter calling nie away ou an aporttint matter, nnd I had to stop to (tend to some things In the village. I nst go Immediately to-morrow." "(Mi, that I'erley affair," she said, 'slicing over the page. "But, Joseph, lU't you put It off? Beuietubcr, the eniiedys are coining In the morning stay over Sunday." "I cannot Henrietta. It's got to be .tended to nt once." "But, Joseph, yon can't go without a. You know you never did such a dug." "1 am afraid I must do so this time," I s replied mournfully. They sat In silence for some minutes. ': wlce Mrs. Allestree wiped away a sly t ar with her napkin. At length, brave ly a-isiitulng a cheerful aspect, she ask i IS. "How long will you be gone?" '1 can't possibly reach Loudon, nc- mpllsb nil I want to and get home tiu In less than ten days." "Joseph, It will kill us both." "Ah. no, 'my dear," he laughed; "It rjn't unite do that. At least, 1 hope i rt. It will be very, very hard. But .link, my love, we were apart for live og years once ou a time." "Ah, Joseph," with a sob In her voice, "that wsb before we had ever lived to ?ther. We only knew each other by letter, you know." "And a mighty comfort did we take out of those same letters. Isn't it strange that In two and forty years we . !iould never have had occasion to write to one another? Not aluoe you were Henrietta Shower." fit Is a singular circumstance." she replied. "Yes, we can write. I)o you !.aow, Joseph, the thought or It already consoles me a little. It will be such a delightful novelty." It was a good thing for Mrs. Allestree tliat she expected visitors. But after 'he guests had departed her condition pitiable. Especially as uo letter bad come. ilr. Allestree hnd gone away early on Ttturday. Now It was Tuesday. She Id managed to be patient over the iabbatb, but on Monday morning, when Jimmy came up from Stoneton empty Unded. she had refused to believe that 1 had not dropped the letter or that Se postmaster had not overlooked It There were only two deliveries In the tenty-four hours, nnd at the evening 4e same performance was repeated. Va Tuesday Mrs. Allestree went her &f to Stoneton and delivered a severe irture to the postmaster upon the gen ral Indifference of government olti- ials, thereby greatly annoying the poor innu. i.Mr. Framwell began to dread the Isours of delivery. Twice a day, what rer the weather, Mrs. Allestree pre sented her handsome, anxious fai-e nt Ue window. tWhen he handed out the post to ber , slid she found not the letter she longed . world, and upon the discovery of the for, au angry face It was that peered In 1 new orld. Its supply was called uin him, and a stern allelt well bred t0 furUNh the old world. The pndiis Wiioe that demanded of him to hunt tnrC rgers of the new worbl made grent Urough every box, lest perchance be; wt, 0( pearls, and some of the finest 2ta l made some error in distributing. I iPon ar( yPt to be found In the con The deserted, neglected wife must tent discovered by Columbus. India tftame somebody, and she would not. tUP flrt country to produce dia mante her husband. She did not at first ; ....j, t liv finest precious stones, and fen dream of blaming Joseph. I By the middle of the week her whole ' iod changed. She felt hurt, deeply . Iiirt. There seemed to be no reason, uo , cuse for inch neglect To think that Oils, their first separation In so many 1 jears, should be unbridged by a word! J She could not have the consolation of writing to him, for be bad left no ad- 4rese. there being an uncertainty about aie very part of Loudon In which that oublesom Perley was living. tH waa the way of men. and be. It m, waa not better than the rest of 4etn. Once out of her sight be forgot forgot au the love and dally devotion 1 forty-two rears. I By. Saturday luorulnu Mm. All.-siroc was III 111 euough to go to hid. Jim my had to fetch both post, and, after delivering In person the ttint one, he vowed to Molly that lie wi.iiM nt up proneh Mr. Allestree again while Mr. Allestree wu away. All day Sunday Mr. Allestree lay silent In a dark cliaiulMT. Molly could not get a word from her. nor would she eat It wan almost restful to lie o weak. True. she wa In despair. She had given up nil fxpectatiiiii of seeing Joseph again, but, coinimrrd with the liewlldering tossing of valu eonjeeiure, her present state wit one of quietude and pence. fiut by Monday morning she wa suf fering tornienta once more. She felt that If Jimmy returned without cither Joseph or a letter she would surely die, and, Indeeil, she nearly died u It wan. When the wheel Hounded again upon the gravel. Mm. Alleatree at rp In Is-d. She was w hiter than her hair. No voice were heard below. She clutched her heart and gasped, ltitt prcM-titly a door openeil and a atop came up the stairs. It waa the step of Joeph. A he entered the room she fed tcu-k among the pillow. "My dear Henrietta, what' all tin:" He looked around nlmoxt aivuslngly upon the two frlghtcucd women, a If he had caught them In the act of assas sinating their mistress. "Didn't Jimmy tell you?" she niur niurcd. "you kuow Jimmy never tell any thing. He did any yon wereu't well. But have you lieen very 111. dear?" The women had withdrawn, and he seated himself upon the bed. "Joseph, you might have sent nie one little line!". "Wb what? I don't quite compre hend. A line?" "Yea, It wouhm't have hurt you to write a Hue." '"Henrietta, I wrote to you every day, and sometime twice a day." They atared at each other. "But I never got a Kolltary letter," she said presently. "1 sent to every delivery went inynelf until 1 became 111. Mr. Km m well ald there wa nolle Ins from you. It nearly killed me, Joseph." "However," he muttered, "they could not have all miscarried I Henrietta! I have It! Walt; I'll be back In twenty minutes," and the getitlemau fairly rim out of the riHuu. He laughed all the way downstairs, ami she heard his ha. ha between hu shout for Jimmy to bring back the tmp. In a few minutes they rattled out of the grounds, and within the time mentioned they rattled back again. Mr. Allestree tore breiithlcss up the stairs, bursting hoy-fashion Into his wife's room. He cnrrlcl a package of letters, which he spread out In a circle on the bed. There were fourteen of them, nnd every one was addressed to Miss Henrietta Shower. T'or a short apace not him; was said, aud then the two aged lovers began to laugh, and they laughed until they cried. "Joseph," she said, "It's very funny, very, but It was almost the death of me. How did you come to do It?" "Why, Henrietta, love, when I once got out of your dear, familiar presence the old days rnme back completely. Yon were little Retta Shower, and " Joseph Allestree blushed; he did not often quote poetry "And our two and forty year Seemed a mist that rolled away. " IVanou' Weekly. A ma rinents of Dnrnpcnn. A writer In Cnssell's Magazine tells what are the hobbles or amusements of some of Kurope's great men. Mr. Bal four Indulges In golf, bicycles, and philosophy, nnd be once played Ham let. Lord Salisbury studies science and tries experiments with a test tube. Mr. Chamberlain rnlse orchid. Mr. Gladstone, of course, used to chop ire s. but now reads (ireek when he feels the need of rest. Prince Blnmarek drinks beer, smokes and reads I Mi Bolsgoby. The Prince of Wales Is fund of liowilng. The Duke of IVvonshlre. Sir John Ml Hals, Andrew Lang ami Wllllnrn Black are expert fishermen, while Mr. Toole find something funny to do or say almost every hour of the day. Once be sent a package of choco late to a little boy who Bat In a stage- lmx and was disturbing him with his astonishingly loud Innghter. The atten dant delivered the pneket. "With Mr. Toole's compliments, and would the young gentleman who laughed so heartily kindly eat these during the performance?" ' Antiquity of Precious Ktonr. Hems were not rut until the six teenth or seventeenth century, being used In the rough before Hint period. As early as 2.4'K) years before Christ precious stones were mil as orna ments, snd more gems weiv cut dur ing the Roman empire than d'liing any other period. Later Venice and deuon been nie the great gem markets of the at one time as many as .' men were employed In the tiolconda mines, it has always !een a remarkable fact that the so-railed conservatism of the world In the matter of diamonds condemns new diamond fields and their products. Amsterdam represents alout one-third i of tbe trail(, diamonds, TwlH Cot KUmon'Is. of boron and carlion, wblcb Is bard enough to cut diamond, bas been produced In the electric fur nace by M. Molswn.-New York Sun. Have you ever noticed tbat all the men who commit suicide ere married? A FISHERMAN'S BALKY HORSE, Tb () Orrraluii an Which lh Hum foil nil a Master. "I otiiy knew a fWhcrmsn," mid t!i upeaker, "who had a hot .11 baUcr on all sort of occasion; and u'ticii lie topped llotlil,B ,,, I, ,.;, j , Mm until he got nady to g . He mlulu stop, for liiNiiitiee, going along the liore with s wagon loud of tut,, mid then the tlKlicriuno would unhook !,hn nm ,:ii k tint wag.n away from lilm, o tlmt lie couldn't kick that to pluv. mid le:iM him stiiiidlng there like a Mattte ou the lieaiii. When tin. horse was lend) to go on nun In. which might lv In an hour, lu would hook lilm up and mart on. "One day the flliermnn came In l'r a loud of tKli in hi l,at and got i! horse ami wagon to take the tl-.li ashore. ,, drove out In the slioal water ulolighlde the boat, l.i ide I the t.li Into the wagon, niude evetytl.it'i snug iilioiird die Imut, and .hen got Into the wagon to drive ashore . Th" horse stood fast. The li-lieinian know well enough w hnt that nieaiit. mid he liniiled the Umt up iilotu'slde the wagon again, put bark all the tUh, nn.iioied the bout safely, ami waded ashore, lonxlnii the horse mill wagon standing there III tht' water. The llshenmin said notlil:i.'. but It was low t lie. nnd be did worn!,', a little whnt the horse would do w hen the tide came in. "There was a barroom mi stio'e not far nwny, nnd. sitting In this barroom ft the time were half a dor.en tneu who nil knew the horse well, and w ho made bets n to what he would !: whether he'd stand there and drown, rather tnan give In. or whether he'd come ashore; and how long he'd wait before he start ed, nnd so on. "Finally the tide set the wagon tillont and then It took the horse off hi feet. He edged Inshore a little at that, tllf he'd found hi feet again, and then he stood fast once more. But the tide kept coming nnd it soon had lilm off his feet a gain; it wns simply something tlmt he couldn't resist; and after two or three more trlnls, moving In and halting, he seemed to realize that fact, for the next time be floated he kept straight on wading till he got n shore, mid then he run away. "You might have thought that lids experience would have cured him of balking, but It didn't; it never had the slightest effect on lilm. He balkel after thai Just the same a ever; hut I have always thought that It must have been a satisfaction to the tlsheriiinu to think that the horse hud found a mas ter once, anyway." New York Sun. Km in -r of Norway. The furniture consists of a bare ta ble; a sort of wooden sleeping box, ." feet 4 Inches long, tilled with si raw; su unvarnished wooden chnlr, ami a low bench tlxed to the wall round two sides of the room. On It are the gayly paint ed boxes of the family, each i uhcr apparently having hi or her private chest bearing the name, place of abode mid date of birth of its owner, along with some more or less barbaric de sign. On a row of pegs placed not far from the celling, and extending nearly around the apartment, hang the Sun day clothes of the family, a suit to each peg; the trousers' legs dangling down, mid, late ou In the dusk, looking us If some unfortunate people had hung themselves III a row. There Is uo carpet, no wallpaper, no lath or plaster. All Is good, honest wood; nbove, below ami all nroiiu l; no varnish, no polish, no stain, no paint not even on the furniture. No twopenny-halfpenny one-Inch weather boarding, or half-Inch match-boards, as we use !.i Kuglatid, but great solid planks and boards which will stand the wear and tenr of centuries. On the windows mi l doors nlone Is a little pnliit-a kind of white enamel. In a corner of the room stands a very old kettledrum, nnd how nnd why such nn Instrument of warfare has n place In this peaceful dwelling is for the time beyond my comprehension. There are two big windows, in one of which n pane of glass is wanting, mid Slvert tells me that tl.e family are greatly con cerne.l therent; on my account he It understood, for much ventilation l deemed an evil thing out here. An oval rusty tea tray Is leaning against the wall. It fit the window, so far as tops and side are concerned, leavitut ample room for fresh air nt the cor ners, so the matter Is soon settle.!. -Chambers' Journal. l catln Them at Th-ir Own (J-miic. Among certain of tin natives of Puna- i ma nnd other Central Ainerleirn tow ns j there Is n sport culled bull tensing. The , ntilmal Is turned loose into the street or ! led by n rope, and Is then tormented by j Ihi.se who have hired It from the butch- er. It I thought a special compliment j to a young woman to hire a bull on her i birthday nnd give It a thorough tens- 1 Ing. A North American once w itnessed j this pleasiMit in. nt I nie. and determined to tench the cowards a lesson. He brought n bear with lilm from Califor nia, and let It loose In the street one day. When tne people complained, he merely remarked that he didn't see why ho shouldn't keep his child's birthday In his own way, nnd so the bear chased the folk to much better purpose than the wretched tormented bull hud any chance of doing. ATler le'.h. The burlnl customs of the Q.ialnniill Indians are Interesting. After death the Indian Is dressed In his best nnd, with blanket about him, Laid In his favorite ennoe and taken a little dis tance up the river to some chosen spot near the bank, where tbe whole Is de .....i...rl not nt reach of high water. The Isrnf Is roofed over with s closed frame work, entirely protecting tne tiy from imnl mid the weather. To the side of the little house thus made snd front fnfe the river are attnehed plates or on,s of white ware or tin. Bits of look ing-glass, or orteu wiioie one in cin-ni frame, occupy the post of honor. Bright bits of cloth or other showy ornaments are also conspicuously dis played. These bauble are supposed to propltate any evil spirits tbat may chance to come that way. Culiati Forrata. The fact is not generally known that Cuba possesses some of the densest and iiet Impenetrable forests In the world. They contain a great deal of bard woM. Including mahogany and etsiuy The entire area of tbe forests of Cubs is estimated at 12.W.0fi0 seres. Teople pretend to bats sin, but they all 1ot It iiKi.idiors commix. ITEMS Of INTEREST TO ALL DE NOMINATIONS. I'rai'lU'Ml IWnrtlt lu Maiikhiil I Prat'ticul Krllttlnn-Arcriit (ha Op portunities of I. He No I hurvh Too Grand o 1 y plfjr the iirratnraa of GiU Practical Hatlulnn, OWAIrUK It Is pilictluil hclicui to the world's ac tive work that men are after; nnd he Willi ItUlkl-M t w o ears of com gmw w h e r e oulj olio grew l.foie, or lie who can u 1 1 II 1 souie vast reserve .f motive power now kioiug to w asle, I the wuii tlie world rank high. the deoverer who utip golden reward. So when it comes to religion. Not thai creisl which lavishes tlescrlptlou of the hcati-tl.-s ti n. I delight of the life that Is after this; Hot the one which envt theories tiHu thcorii". mid siib-th"iiie to prop and supin tbeni, touching the salva tion of Infant or of uunpproaiiiahlc pagan. Is likely to retain most atten tion lu these imsr days; but the one which deals with the problem right close to us. problem not "up In heav en," problem not "lieyoml the sen, but very high unto us," In our mouth cacti day, lu our lourt nil the time. Ailrire to Younj Man. Never Indulge lu the notion that you have any alM.ltile right to choose the sphere or the circumstance In which you are to put forth your power of soelal aHlon, but let your daily wisdom of life Im In making a g'ssl use of the opiMirtuulltitt given you. We live lu a real and a solid and truthful world, lu such a world only truth, lu the long run, can hope to pros per. Thercforv avoid lies, mere show 'and sham and hollow suvertlclallty t all kind, w bleb I at Ix-st a pnlntiil lie. Let whatever you ore, and whatever you do, grow out of a firm root of truth nd strong soil of reality. The nobility of life I work. We live In a working world. The Idle and lazy man docs not count In the plan of cam paign. "My father worketu hitherto and I work." It that text he enough. ! Avoid miscellaneous reading. Head nothing that you do not pare to remem ber, and rcmeuibcr nothing yon do not mean to use. Never desire to appear clever and make a parade of your talents before - men. Be honest, loving, kindly, and ' sympathetic In all ynu say end do. Cleverness will flow from you naturally If you have It: and applause will come to you unsought from tlnvse who know what to applaud, but the applause of fools Is to le shunned. Prof. J. Stuart Blackle. Too I.atK "Thank you, air, you have made my life Journey very gay, but you must go no farther." "You are quite mistaken, niadnm, we cannot part company now. I sin your compaulon for eternity." Clearer VUlon Nenlrrt. Rome who have been taught from above to desire greatly the manifesta tions of Ood, and who wrestle earnest ly, perhaps passionately. In prayer that their I)rd would be pleased to draw nigh to them and give them vision of bis excellence, would find It to their In expressible advantage to cease from t pursuit of extraordinary manifes tations, and by faith anil purity of heart school themselve Into the ability to discern a present Ood, and to abide In blissful Intercourse with lilm In whom they llvo and move and bnve their being. Let them understand that what they need la not the accomplish ment of some change out of themselves nhe bringing near of something tlmt Is afar but a purging of their mental 1 vUlon, the removal of a film thirt yet , too much beclouds tbe eye of their soul. Oeorge Iloweii. Judge Not. Judge not; the workings of hi brain And of bis hesrt thou mnt not see; What looks to thy dim rye s tsln, la Ood't pure light may only i A scar, brought from mune well-won field Wbers thou wouldst only faint sou yield. Tbe look, the sir, that fret thy lght, ! May be a token, that below The soul bas closed In deadly fight With aome Infernal fiery fis-, j Wboae glance would scorch thy smiling I grace, And cat tbe ahuddcriuf on thy face. The fall thou dareat to deple May b the sngel'a larkenid band Has suffered It, that he may ue And take firmer, aurer stand; Or, trailing less to earthly thing, May henceforth lesrn to ue bis wlnga. And Judge nnne lot; but wait and e, With hopeful pity, not diadaln; The depth of tbe abjM may I The Dieaatire of the bight of pain And lot and glory that may raise Thla aonl to O.xl In after dai. Adelaide Autie Procter. After F.lghty Year. A representative of the Christian Commonwealth recently Interviewed tne venerable I r. Newman Hall, who bad Just celebrated bis eightieth blrtb dsy. At the end of the conversation Dr. Hall wns asked to tell what, look ing back on bis long life, wa bis upper most thought. This wss bis response: Tbe longer I live the more I am con vinced from my own experience, with ut finding fault with anybody else, ' ' I.. in rrr.Krr.7r'eS:;.'ionR boys and girls religion, and of It Inestimable worth, supporting oti.' In trial, satisfying the; highest longing of the heart, and meet ing the great problems of the future by the iMilsclousiiess of the loe of liod ill the soul now. I have never regretted that I gave myself up to the Christian ministry, for there I no Hilt!on In the ' wmi. I, whatever It might btitia of: wealth or dignity or the satisfaction of j worldly ambition, that I would ex change for the privilege of being a preacher of the gospel. I have often been Invited to become n clergyman of i the Chiirvh of Kiiglnnd. but for no ad- i vantage whatsoever would I give up! tne glorious freedom of preaching pv- j cry where and enjoying fellowship with , -til who believe lu the Lord Jcmis Christ." The Cramlrur of a Church. We should never think of complain ing of the grandeur of a church. It cannot be too grand, too stately or too costly. At best, It will but faintly express the glory of Him whose house: It I built to be, and almost n feebly ' the depth of gratitude which men ongnt to entertain toward lilm to w hose honor they have built It. Let ' the light sift down through lofty "ag ate window" In all the splendor of gold shadow of pictured saint and 1 angel; let the roof rise high with cost ly stones, ribbed and isiveted with soaring branch aud bursting flower. Let the walls glow with the costliest ; adornment of art and skill; let the whole glorious house be dtin with fur- ' reaching shadow and bright w ith the splendid lights, dim with violet and origin wiin tne crimson; lei it speaa of awe snd mystery and v.tstness. and of light and beauty nnd brightness, tio. I,et It be the best we can give.. and the noblest we can do, and we shall have only done what enlightened Christian Judgmeut will Justify. - i Bishop Thompson. dire lilm the Heat Part. Would our friends love us very much If we only went to them when we were ad? They want us most when we are Joyous, and so does Jesn. I-t us give 1 1 1 in. then, the best part of our natures and we will be rewarded. Chnrrh anil llrriiv. Canon Balnbrldge, of Westminster Abbey, Kngland, preached In the Church of St. John the F.vaugellst, Boston, Sunday. Tbe Kev. Or. Parker, who succeeded Spurgeon, say the dissenter cannot consistently accept a penny of the school tax In Kngland. For several month the Episcopali an of Kentucky have been discussing the advisability of declaring women eligible as vestrymen of parishes. The Iter. William Cull.tn Hick, a widely known revivalist of Kentucky, can repeat from memory every word n the Itlble except the Book of Psalm. Bishop Joyce, of the Methodist Church, will soon start on an episcopal tour In foreign lands Dint will occupy two years. He expects to travel ,'0,i miles. M. Francis de Pressense, son of the liest known Protestant pastor and poli tician In France, Is about to be re ceived Into the Itoman Catholic Church. Olio of the busiest person at the Synod of the F.ngllsh Presbyterian Church wa the Itev. John Watson, better known oiltsldo of Scotland It "Ian Maclnren." Howard t'nlverslty of Washington has conferred the degree of I. I. upon Prof. Isaac Clark of Washington, and the Ilev. It. I). W. Mallory of Lenox, Mass., and the degree of LU I. upon the Iter. Dr. John Julian of Shetlleld, F.ngland. It ha been proposed lo erect a new church at Taunton, Kngland, a a memorial of Archdeacon Oeiiison. The scheme Is estimated to cost about ti i,i SMI, mid already the movement ha gained the support of several Influen tial people, Including Mr. Olndstone. The Pope, whose skill In Latin verse Is well known, has Just written nil elegiac poem on the Month of Mary, lu which lie eloquently sings the prais es of the Virgin and describe some of her Intervention at crltlnil moment In the history of Christendom, notably at the battle of Lepntlto. Prince Nlklta of Mdutetiegro ha sanctioned the building of u ltomau Catholic Church at Cettlnje, ami will himself supply the greater pari of the money niH.(le(l. The church will be for about l.V) Albanians, Turk, and Austrian who reside In the town, as no Montenegrin Is a Catholic Prof. Franx von I-nbach. the cele brated portrait painter and friend of Prince Bismarck, by birth the son of n simple peasant of Schrobeiihntiseii. ami tbe husband of a niece of Field Mar shal Count Mollke, ha formally de clared to the priest of hi parish his Intention to renounce the Catholic faith an act which ha created ipiite a sensation In church circle at Munich. The Congregiitlotinllst note the fact that Prof, (ieorge Adam Smith of the Free Church College, Clnsgow, Scot laud, whom It describes n 'Shim of the lending scholars of Christendom, and one of the greatest preacher of Ureal Britain," preached Sunday In the Old South Church, Boston, and not a pa per In Boston bud a Hue about him or his sermon. Ill Praise. Even men of great genius are often susceptible to approbation, snd an amusing story Is told of the musician j Von Bulow, who was not wholly with j out his weakness. He once played for the Puke of Edlu ; burgh, and during the choice Interprc- ! tatlon made such violent gesticulation j that the Puke was greatly amused. When the composition wa ended, the ! listener said: "I have heard Thnllterg," at which 1 Von Bulow made a deep Ikiw, "and 1 have heard Buhcnstclii," again tbe uiu i slclan iKiwed "and I have heard I Llw.t," at whose name Von Bulow I doubled himself completely, "but I must say," continued the Puke, "that none of them perspired so freely ss j have you." Trouble Haretr Averted. J Hogan-You pMik like nn spe . Orogan-Fwat's HiotJ ! "Ol says ye look lolke so aie." j "Ob! Ol fought ye wss goln to say 01 lukod lolke an A. P. A."- Indiana polls Journal ' THIS IS 1 HEIR DEPARTMENT OF THE PAPER. Uualat Kajlou aud Cut Dotnss of tba Lltlla Polka Kvery slim, Gathered aud Printed Uer for All Other Lit tle Our to Head. Where la HhtJ I'rUky a a Iniuhkiu, Busy as a !, Tbnt' the kind of little firl People like to nee. Mo hut s violet, A a rosebud vcet, Tbnt'a the kind of Utile girl ' People bke to meet Happy a robin, Hemic a a dors. That's the kind of little F.veryone w III love. girl The Poor Hire! All liNhnian once went hunting, and saw a reilblrd nnd shot at It. He ran under the tree to get hi bird and found a frog, and said: "Faith, and ye wa a puny bird till I shot all the fen t her off ye." He Waa Cnrte Wilt. . Willie and hi big sister Llr.r.le didn't ' get along together very well. Willie was only 7 ami his sister 17. but he re '. setiteil her "bossing." j One day Willie' mamma had some thing to tell lilm, a piece of new from the household of hi still older sister, ! who had been married a year before. "Willie." said mamma. "(!o.l left a , little baby at sister Mary's house last night. You're an uncle now, my ly. How do ymi like that?" "Well." said Willie, after weighing the mailer over carefully a minute. "I'll Just terl von (hi. If I am I ncle Will, Llr.xlc ain't goln' to bos me no , more."-New York World. 1 Make the Itnll Knit Into the Hand. ' I Here Is a ipialnt old puzzle that you ' may be interested lu solving. l.ook closely at the hand snd the cross and i the ball. At the ordinary distance I from the eye (seven or eight Indictd ' the bnll Is about an Inch from the In ! dex linger. If the paper la approach- t e to Ibe face with the nose opposite the dagger the ball will appear to movo toward the hand and to rest ou the top of the Index linger. By then mov ing the paper slightly the effect may be produced of the bull's rolling along the top of the linger and then of being clasped by the hand. The Illusion Is more pronounced If the drawing I en larged to three or four time the wise shown. Cnta Adopt Two U"er Children, A story comes from tne far West of I two lonesome old cat that brought up and cared for four frisky young coyotes. The coyotes were only 2 or 3 day old when captured about three week ago. The old cats had lost their families of kitten, and the coyotes j were placed with them. They at onco made friends with the little howlers, , and fondled them as they would their ; own offspring, and the coyotes seemed j satisfied with their foster-mothers. At first, not being pleased with the bed fixed for them In Hie barn, the rats carried their adopted kittens to the I bouse several time. They defend ' their unnatural family upon the sp ! proach of a dog with nil the fuss and j fury characteristic of the eat tribe. It Is a question, though, whether or not the savage animals will return the affection of their foster-mothers when they grow a little older. Wine at Parllea. Sometime the girl wonder what they will do when they go Into society where wine Is offered. Some will Im brave aud say. "No, I thank you," very quietly ami In a ladylike way, or what I better, they will turn down their glaase at tlrt ami have It under. Ntood. That It what Mr. Cleveland, the President' wife st Washington, does. We suppose she would like to give her dinner panic without wine, too, as Mr. President Hayes did when she wa mistres at the White House. One of the cabinet ladles. Secretary Carlisle's wife, doe that now. Not long slms' he gave a dinner party to President and Mr. Cleveland, and there wn no wine nor liquor on ihe table. There were two glae In each plate, one for Potomac water and the oilier for Apolllnnrl wafer. The good lime I coming when people will no longer put thl fateful poison alcohol on their tables In nny shape, and you girl will be glad lo help It along. The I.ot Hon, There are a great many touching Might In a greal city, but none much more so than to watch a lost dog. At first there Is a look of startled surprise on hi face when he loses the went, quickly followed by a glim sort of humor, a though pretending hi bewil derment I but a Joke. He circle round and round, and hi face grow thin aud his eyes almost human In their anxious pleading. He start off In one direction ure that he ha found the trail; be Is bnlllisl, turned back. He look In the Dice of all w ho pn a If questioning to know his way. He think he recog nize hi muster and I off like s flash, only to return more niixloii and eager thnn Ix-fore. He gives himself uo rest, but double snd pursue nnd turn back, until all hope Is dead In hi faith ful canine breal, and be starts off with a long lope down the street. Then It Is that some demoniac tsiy or some detest able man fling a stone at him or kick lilm as he file by, and the cry Is raised, "Mud dog! Kill hlnir So the great host of Idlers In ambush, who wait the op portunity for mischief ss lees await the blossom of the buckwheat, are turn ed loose upon hi track and bis doom Is sealed. From lost dog to a huuled and dead cur Is an easy transition. Chicago Herald. Fh Considered tbe Lily. At teachers' convection In Detro.l Utaly a ladr, speaking about tbe la- fluence of beautiful objects npon the character and conducj of young pu pil, tolu a pretty story received by her from an eye-wit nest, and thus re ported by the News-Tribune. The oc currence took place in New York. "Into school made up chiefly of children from the slum the teacher one day carried a beautiful callu Illy. Of cotire, the children gathered about tbe pure, waxy blossom lu great de light. "One of them wa a little girl, a waif of the streets, who had uo care be stowed upon her, a wa evinced by the .liny, ragged condition she wa always lu. Not only wa her cloth ing dreadfully soiled, but her face and bund sim' m ed totally tinncqtiuluted with soap and water. "A this little one drew uear tbe lovely flower, lut suddenly turned and nn away down the talr aud out of the building lu a few minute he returned with her hand washed perfectly clean, and pushed her way up to the flower, wnere she stood and admired It with Intense satisfaction. "It would si-ciu," continued Mis Collin, "(hat when the child saw the Illy In It white purity, he suddenly realized that she was not lit lo come Into Its atmosphere, and the little thing fled away to make herself suitable for uch companionship. IHd not thl have an elevating, Mining effect ou the child? Let us gather all the beau ty we can Into the schoolroom." WORKING IT BACKWARD. Remarkable Thince r-tiown l7 the KlneliMCope Vv hen Keveranl. "Impossibilities made possible by means of the modern Invention In the electrical field" furnished the theme of a lecture given recently by Prof. tJ. Quoroult lu the Purl Academy of Sci ence. Ptirlng some of his experiments ! hit upon the Idea to turn around photographic record and also the se ries of picture seen through the klueto scope, respectively the klnematograph. Having photographed a plant at regu lar Interval and shown In the klneto cope the growth, the development of the stein, leaves, bud, flower aud fruit, the same consequence of photo graphic pictures reversed wn present ed to the eye of the astonished acade micians, who wondered at the fruit turning Into flowers, flowers Into bud, bud drawing bnck tulo theluselve and disappearing, the leave closing, get ting smaller and disappearing, the stem getting shorter nnd shorter, until the earth closes over It The most incredible tu.ugs are devel oped before the eyes of the spectator, If a most ordinary series of such pic litres la reversed. A drinker takes up nd empty glass and replaces It full upou the table; a smoker sees tbe stump of a cigar flylngat him from the floor, takes It to bis mouth aud sec the smoke originate In the room, draw It Into his mouth and Into bis cigar, which Is gradually lengthened and Anally replaced In the pocket A wres tler, who has probably throwu away his garments. Is recovered with them by their, so to speak, walking up ou him to their places, while be himself performs motions of which we can un derstand nothing, because we uever saw these most extraordinary motions performed backward; a man, for In stance, sealed at a tabu tie fore an emp ty plate, work hard taking bite after bite from hi mouth, until the chicken Is whole again on the dish Itcfore lilm, and the side dishes are also returned full to their respective place. In order to fully enjoy au exhibition of the kin etoscope, such an exhibition should be completed by arranging alongside of each other the same ccne In regular order In one niachlue and reversed lu another. It would he advisable, bow ever, to Inform the spectators prevhuu to their looking at such a reversed s rles of pictures, for otherwise the) might think themselves the victim of a dream, a hallucination, or something worse. St. Louis tilotie-lM-uiocrat. Coyolr Hecovered Their Popple. An amusing Incident occurred the other day on the Lemon farm, near (iarfleld, Wash. Burt Lemon snd an employe of the farm were plowing?, when they came aero three young coyote pup which hnd Hot yet opetu d their eye. While they were examin ing them the old one appeared an t approached to within fifty yards. Mr. Lemon weut to the bouse for a gnsi and a sack, nnd plm-ed the young one In the sack, w hich wa lied up and left lu the Held until time to go In from work. The old coyote kept a respectful lis times from the rifle, but hovered around. Several turn of the fleld were made with the plow, and, finally, when the men came lu sight of where they had left the sack containing the young coyotes, they saw one of the old one with the sack, puppies Hnd all, streak ing It over the hill, and that wa the last seen of them.-Spokane Spokes man llevlew. Deplorable Ignorance. Cien. John McNeil, who was a broth er-ln law of President Pierce, aud major-general of the New Hampshire mi litia at one time, I said to have been considerably Incensed when he met any one who appeared to he Ignorant of the wound and honors be had won on the fleld of battle. Paring the war with Oreat Britain he wa shot hlle mounted on his faithful hore. rei-elrlng a severe wound In the knee, which caused lilm to walk stiffly for the rest of his life. "How did you hurt your knee, gen era I?" asked a young man whom the old offlcercharacterlw.il a a "whlpper snaper" one day, from a rerlnln lack of respectfulness In his air aud man ner. "Pld you have a fall?" "Ye. lr." norted the general, indig nantly. "I fell off a borsc! Yon never read the history of your country, did you, sir?" And In New York. Wade There goes a man who bas served twetity years as a policeman. Butcher Where ha he served? Wade Fifteen on Ihe force and fire In Sing Sing-New York World. Definition of Fame. Teacher-Whal Is fame. Willie? WllUe-It'a the thing that makes ev ery tsxty want to look at yer.-Boxbury Oszcit. It Is easy to be gallant to strangers, because one doeeu't have to keep It up. Politeness Is such a strain tbat every one U glad when a guest goes home.