EUGENE CITY GUARD. frcarleUr, eugene crrr. oreoon. The way of the transgressor and the bicycle beginner Is hard. If you don't believe It try to mauler a wheel. A mlMlng Chicago milk dealer baa turned up In New York. Ill friend fear he la Insane, possibly water on the brain. i ! A dispatch from New York say that "nneaslortotielsapparont In the money market." Thl will he Interesting new to the fellow who hn to meet a note. The great hat factories at Middle town, N. Y. burned the other day, and a Philadelphia pnper protmtily la right In lurmlHtng that the loss will be felt. Tin Napoleon fad liaa played out and several leading magazine have been compelled to fall back on comet adver tisements again for their leading attrac tion One great secret of happlnea la never t to allow your energlca to atagnate. Tbe old proverb about too many Iron In the Are U aburd. Have them all In-sbovel, toiig, poker and all tbe more the better. i - If report oak. truly Tenia talked five mllea through a mountain recently, and expect aoon to be able to aend a message by way of the Interior of the tar III. Tbo Idea of inch achievement I no longer received with skepticism. If they come they excite curlovlty, but not surprise. ! Honor to hi in who flrnt "through the Impassablo pavea a road!" Such, In-, deed, I tbe tank of every great man; nay, of every good man In one or the other aphrre, alnre goodneia la great-j dm, and tbe good man, high or hum-j ble, la ever a martyr, and a "spiritual i bero that ventures forward Into tbe gulf fur our deliverance." J Foreign Immigration I rapidly lu-j creasing again. iHirlng February and March, 18D-I, the number of Immigrants! landed at New York wna 21,2113. In the corresponding month of 1M)5 It wo! 22,0.12, and In the aame montha thlaj year 31,82. It I reported tlmt I.'i.ihM), Italian Immlgrnnta are alioiit to leave Naple for New York. The problem connected with Immigration are likely' to become pressing within a year or! two. i - ... . i It la a fact that nee in to be not al way appreciated by the majority of periona that the mind need rent quite a much aa tbe body. The Idea of rent, 1 to tnoMt people, aeema to mean Just to leave off physical exertion; but thl la one of the mot aeriou mistake. It I ' often the case that the mind I much ' more In need of rent than the body, and 1 that phylcal recuperation la next to ' Impossible without freedom from ment al atraln and worry. j i : There la a Hp homage to virtue that li deceitful; but that la where a man U false to bla own heart, where he pretend to admlro what he cure noth ing nlioiit, and boast of emotion that ho ba never felt. There are peroua who will deliberately attempt to de ceive people Into thinking them noble , and gcuercoii and disinterested, when they have no claim whatever to aucb , a character and no aspiration or long lug In that direction. That 1 a hyp ocrisy and a fraud that deserves the utmost condemnation and contempt. I ! ! j The lamentable death of Coventor i Oreenhalge of MiiRachUNctta baa evok ed discussion of an Interesting quos tlon. He wa the victim of Inordlnato j deninnd of a social or s'Mid social nn- ture. The question a to bow much of j the time and strength of a high public j oltlcial ahould Im given to meeting aucb i demnud hat lieen brought aadly Into j pMinlnence by his death. It la a dell- j rate mutter tor one In the position he occupied to draw the line. The public ahnuld help to make It easier by exer- 1 rising the utmost consideration. j If "money talks," then Scotland Is the greatest football field In the world. In a guino at illasgow Saturday, April 4, the gate receipts reached the enor mous sum of I;i,tU0, or 118,200, The gamo wns between representative elev ens of SNitland and Kuglnnd. There were overtW'.tKK) paid admissions, some thing previously unheard of at a foot ball game, the nearest approach to It being 43,000 on the same ground two years ago. In this country UO.IXH) Is a phenomenal attendance, but the irlce fit ailmluMlittt ImiIiii liltrluir ll.a tineu. ' clary discrepancy Is not so great. What accms to be reliable Informa tion from Itei'llu Is to the effect that the constituent of Itector Ahlwardt, the professional "jow. baiter," have of fered hi ni the stun of live thousaud mark to remain lu this country. From the standpoint of tho subscriber that otter may seem to tie fair, but the Idea Is not likely to bt popular on thl side of tho Atlantic. We have already a great surplus of undesirable residents, dumped here, In many Instances, by nation and communities that used means somewhat similar to those sug gested by Ablwardt'a constituents. We do not want any more inch nui sances, yet We may consent to the keep ing of Ahlwar.it because It might b fur the general good. In tiermany he wa neverfalllttg source of disturbance and a continuing and active annoy ance to people who only asked to be let alone; here he will havo no status worth talking about and no matter which way he turns he will And tbe authorities averse to 1.1 doctrine and resolved upon the suppression of any attempts he may make to achieve dis order. Haron Illrsch wa one of the great spirit of the world. Throughout hi career, from the lcgluulnga of the amassing of the great fortune which gave him his power, to the philan thropies which have given him his best fame, Illrsch exhibited moral aud men tal traits which place him In some re gards on it plane lib some of the most remarkable men of hi nation. Illrsch was su(verul !u everything but hi oclul theories. Though be demonstrate ed on a grand scale the lmpotblllty of crowding the natural advance of a rare artificially. Iy pecuniary mean, yet Illrsch'. honest endeavors on tbl line showed the grandeur of a aonl whose Influence will live on. Ill col onisatlon acheme were never aticcess- I fill eorrespondontly with the lllienillty wltb which he Iwgnn them. lint the world, and especially hi conn try men, now that he I dend, will Justly carry In mind what lllrncn would have ilono rnlher than what he nctiuilly did d. He wna In hi generation one of the greatest single money-makers of Kil rope, and aland 'In history the nvxit generous and prodigal dlHlrilnitor of wealth for the relief of the poor lind suffering. Tor tin-Bo thing ho ha Just ly earned the place which he hold In the admiration of mankind. The tory told recently In tint Chicago ' paper of Cliarle Wheeler' murder- on tfttack upon bla wife I a frightful revelation of the posslhlltlcs of crime In a civilised community. Wheeler and hi wife, It appears, bad quarreled and I purled, the woman going to her moth er's home. He followed to persuade her to return long enough to assist In the work of packing their effect. When the evening wa well advanced he ad vised her to retire for the night. With out ansplclon of danger alio disrobed and knelt In prayer at the aide of her bed. He stoln upon ner and struck ber jcpeatedly and savagely In the bead with a hatchet, beside himself with fury and cursing. The unhappy and frantic woman managed to get the blood stained weapon, and clasping It to her nakiMl breast crawled beneath the bed, begging plteoiisly for life. Tbe liiHii'a mood changed. He called ber by endearing names, hound up her wounds, drove ber, half dead from shook and terror, to the nearest phy , alclan'a and pledged her solemnly on ' the way to any that a tramp bad done the deed. Thl crime I French rather than American. The element of dia bolical whimsicality, the strange con trust of prayer and murder, the clasp ing of Idoody ax to the victim' qulv erlngheart.aslf to plead the more pow erfully for mercy, the transition of the criminal from brute fury to brute cow ardice, and the final pledge of pardon and alienee It I all like the horror In the dusk of a madman' dream. . . this lettering are as bright and iintnr- Italian lr lens. nlshed to-dny as when the original writ- To havo flowers growing In tbo lug was donee few hundred years after ground all summer Is almost an Impos- the death of our Savior by some devout nihility In Itnly. Flowers are merely a monk who wna an artist In his line, crop, like corn, hemp, or henna; you ' TuU volume was evidently niiide to must be snllstled with fallow soil when withstand the effects of time by one they are over. I say theso things, learn- who well knew tho best materials to td by bitter experience of flowerlesa " The vellum of which the leaves rummers, to expliilu why Italian Mower ' n.fldu " carefully chosen sheet gardening nuilnly takes refugo In po.s hy sheet. -from the great ornuniented lemon! The binding was done with the Jars down to the pots of carnations, Wrongest of thongs. The covers nre double geraniums, tube roses, and Jiu- heavy n'l 1M. The wholo was well mines on every wall, on every ledge or calculated to keep out dampness ami to wlndow-HlU; so much so. In fact, tlmt resist the attacks of moths, lunik-worms even tbo famous sweet bnsll, nud wlt'j or t,','r Insects. It young Ix.relixo's bend, had to !h Th-i author, working on bis labor jf planted In a pot. Thus the Italian gaf- !' lu some lone monastery, and spend den, like the Moorish one, gradually '"H lei has a lifetime to the production become a place of greenery nud water; of exquisite manuscript, so well few hedges of box and cypress-ex- i I'erfoimed his tusk th it his writings lulling Its resinous brenth In the m,. ! havo i-omc down to this iiliuteeiitli ecu-shlne-lciulliig up to the long, flat Tux- 7 ch-aier. more legible, and lienor can house, with Ita tower or plllnrotl I'rv 'y document lu exist. loMRln under the roof to take tho alt (' written within Ihhi yours of the and dry linen; a few quaintly cut trees W'Men away In the musty set here and there, along wUh the j 'ecesves of an undent convent, it haa twisted mulberrv tree where the fninllr , n"w ""'",l "l '''"'' wonder of dinnk its wine and ate Ita fruit of nn evening; a little grove of Ilexes to th" back, In whose shade you could sleep while the cicalas bur.zcd at noon; some cypresses gathered together Into a screen, Just to separate the garden from tint olive yard above; perhaps n luilustrndc set nt the end of the IkiwI Ing green, that you might see, even from a distance, the shlmmery blue valley below, the pale blue distant IiIIIh; and If you had It, some antique Htntue, not good enough for the courtyard of the town house, set on the halustmd't or against the tree; also, where water wa plentiful, a llttlo grotto scooped out under that semicircular screen of cy presses, A very modest place, but an atlraetlvo one, wlthnl, having its own peculiar charm. A Collage on Wheels. For over a year a well known artist on tbe staff of a California magazine has lived, with his wife. In a cottage on wheels. The original cost of tho building was live hundred dollars, and It owner has already made enough by the saving lu rent and expense to pay for it. The van Is somewhat sim ilar to those In use by gypsies, but I fitted up In much more comfortable style. It has one room ten feet long, four and a half feet wide mid six feet three Inches high, ami In this space the artist and his wife live, eat nud alevp. At one end of the wagon, over tho wheels, I a raised platform, and here Is a pocket edition of a cooking stove, with a collection of shining pots and pans around It. I'mler the seat of the wagon Is the housewife's cupboard. and her table Consists of the top ofi a big trunk which contains the ward-1"" robe of the pair. Tho Vho bed consist of two cushions laid out upon the floor of the wagon, and the bedding Is stored In a box under the wagon, reached by a trap door In Its tWr. The whole, Including two persons, the little stove and the big trunk, weighs less than twenty-four hundred pounds, and can be taken anywhere by two horses, l.sst winter the artist made a leisurely tour of the hills and vallevs. sketching I , h ., ; nn ,,v "I,,,, iit.rt, nil ill, onill,u,l' tlon of duty and pleasure this seems to the tollers perpetually warring against their nomadic Instincts, but who must, for obvious reasons, re main at desk or bench to the end of their days! Trelty IVcoratlve K fleets. A new method of decorating house is most unique. A material has, Wn discovered combined with a process, w hich Is the Inventor's secret, for com pletely hardening and, so to speak, petrifying natural flowers in 11. 1, what Is more wonderful, preserving their colors), and Imbedding them ttush Into the surface of kind of liquid marble, or alalsister, the wholo receiving sev eral coating of a transparent polishing substance, and drying hard as a rock. Some dad'tc and frie s lu a new Iiohb.' In London were made by this mct.:nd. with sunflowers, pennies and d.ililins. and are said to be very ban Isoire. Wheu souio tueu have a d llai ooiuliis to them, tiny are alwa. looking for It, lustead of trylu' to earn another. THE GOSPEL OF GRACE EXPOUNDED BY OUR RELIGIOUS EDITOR. Bare Old Manuscript Broaght to Mcbt la the Famous Mono! Bloat Convent-Two Arsalae la Hoatlla Array- jon.oa and Vim I'raacnera. Ilitb Century Gospels Discovered. IBLICAL scholar. In Europe b a v e been excited oy news of a discov ery recently mudo In Asia Minor of a beautiful copy of the Oospel. dat ing back to the sixth century, aaya tbe NewYork Journal. Thl hi dent document ha taken Its place In the very limited category of origin al Bible manuscript now lu existence. Hut In one respect It la far more pre cious linn miy other. It Is not only complete In every page and line, but It Is a fresh and legible now as If It were almost new, and It Is an example of rich cmlM-lllshmeiit not surpassed by any other similar document on earth. Tbl newly discovered copy of the (oM Is is a marvel of exquisite work iiiunshlp and tho antiquarian who have examined it assert that Its manu facture must have occupied at lenst a quarter of a century of painstaking InlMir. Its pages are made of the thin nest of vellum. It la a quarto volume and there nro two columns on encb written page. Tho pagi-s are dyed an exquisite royal pur ple, which Is delicate but brilliant. It la In the writing, however, that thts precious volume Is unique. Tbe letters are written In gold ami silver. Every ono of tbe proper names, In cluding thoso of saints and holy places la wr'ltcn altogether In gold. The al brevlntlons, of which there are tunny In tho book, nro likewise written In gold. Tho rest of the text Is altogether of silver. The precious metals used In antlq.mrlana and pique the curiosity of lllbllinl scholars. Tho In l for are looking forward to Its trniishitloii wlih eagerness. Translat ing the ancient manuscript will be u long nud laborious wmk. Tho old book is still In Asia Minor, and the news of Its discovery in Ill's aplet'dld condition only reached Con stantinople a few weeks ago. It was stilted nt the same lime that the pre cious manuscript had been secured by the liiiNSiail tioveriiuieiit. It Will, It Is expected, l0 placed III the great Russian National Museum along side i ho celebrated Codex Similtlcus. The latter contains parts of the (H I and New Testaments and was publish ed by the Cr.nr, who procured It from the antiquarian Tlschciidorf. It Is n slgnlllciiiit fact that TischcM dorf discovered the Codex Silinlticiis lu the Identical convent In which this uc-v and richer (iospel manuscript has Jus been found. That Is the celebrated Con vent of St. Catharine, on the summit of Mount Slnal. This old convent, which Is 1.400 years old, stands close to the scu of the miracle of the burning bush, and Is :i veritable mine of Itlbllcnl tunnuscrlpN. There, but three years ago, two women from Cambridge, Knghind, discovered by accident nn ancient scroll which, upon translation, turned ou to boa stoi v of the Gosix'ls lu Syrlac, and thought to have boon written soui nfter the death of the last of the apostles. These tourists had taken some phot.i graph of the nuclcut writing, wlih h was unintelligible to them. Heturultig to England, the pictures fell Into tic hands of hu Oriental scholar, who a .7"'"". ' . - .yrm' once reooguiMMi tue niicieut pvrinc, in uZ,vm 1 " I"e,",n, VI nil- nnmiivn. A secti ti d expedition to Mount Slnal wns thereupon organized, when tbe wholo manuscript was photographed. The monks of the Convent of St. Cath arine refused to lot the old writings leave their possession. lllblVnl scholars throughout the world Ion mod with amazement that " , "'"""- " had made the surprising revelations 41. Iu U....I...1...I ............ ...... I.. L-.. .1 I I , !-,.. I ...1 .. discovered by Tlschendorf, contained a stoic of ancient documents that had never been deciphered. l'rof. Itonsley and Kendoll Harris, of CamVildge, told how Its vaults were stored wUh scrolls, parchments, and papyri that had not apparently been tSlstmbed for 1.000 years. They loam el from the monks how the monaster;-, the strongest fort I tied holy building lu Asia Minor had received for safekee) lug s tored paper threatened by popu lar dk'turltancvs early lu the Christian era. Thee manuscripts had been left In the vaults and secret cells of the mon astery aud never called for. Selontllle men and antiquarian were nt once aroused by the discovery of the Syrlac manuscript there three years ago. Kx pcdlttons were organised to go to Mount Slnal and make a thorough inventory of 11 the literary treasures of the build lug. It va oue of these expeditions that tiucaithod the (Josivel manuscript wbe discovery has Just been auuounced. Tbe convent la managed by monk of tit Creek church, over whoa the Rue- ML 'mm I slan Government ha authority, and in this way the manuscript fell Into tin hand of the .genta of the Car. tU though It la announced that European and American uulvemltlea eudeavoifl to procure It Is It Katlglona War? CbrUtlaulty aud worldllne repre sent two great armies up In hostile ar ray. Tbe boste of evil are well organ ized and lreuiendouly active. Their oldler stand shoulder to shoulder and pre,, forward wltb t seemingly lr- relstlbl front Th. ar.uie. of the . . .t ... . i. a ..,i in broken rank. Keglment. wltb ban- ner. furled are torn wltb dissension and wraiiKllntf over question, of no vital l.i.,rtiice. and all the while great iM.mbs of dissatisfaction are bursting In their midst, Tbe Salvation Army has always seemed to be at least one battalion that wa. harmonloiia and united. The recent defection of Its leading otflccr and many of It beginning of the counter, ma member eemed to forelwsle nothing of a Hungarian officer, before one or more than a' dangerous rival. Hut at tho battle fought for the Independ last the storm-cloud ha burst There Pnceof Hungary lu 1SI1 wa as follows: Is mutiny In the ranks. It Is almost -I will not ask Thee. Lord, lo help thecondltlonof a bouse divided against t us, and I know Thou wilt not help the Itself. At least we have the Innermost Austrian: hut If Thou wilt sit on yon fact and eoret of the rent unpleas- ! ,ier hill Thou shall not be ashamed aniness. Hnlllngton Hootti una ue- dared that the tietieral obj.-cted to the use of tlie American Oag lu the United States branch of the Army, bud no sympathy with the American uatlon, aud spoke slightingly of Americans. He constantly formed rules that were entirely unlltted to this country and people. And In many way bis dlctn torshli) wa so objectionable that Com mander and .Mrs. Ilooth felt compelled to withdraw and Inaugurate the "Vol unteers." Since Mr. Hootb has thrown dowu the gauntlet the Salvation Army ollloers have speedily rushed to arms, and now the signs point to a religious war. tiod grant tlmt this, the one great sotil-savliiK and most etllcletit re ligious movement, shall not long re main In such a state of affairs. Not only are both organizations seriously hampering their work and hurting themselves, but more I being done t Injure the cause and make Inlldcls than all the lectures of all the athlests. 1'reiichera In Petticoat. Old Ir. Juiison, who nt times hated everything and everybody used to say, "Men will go to bear a woman preach Just a they will go to see a dog 1 stand on his bind legs; not because he does It well, but because he docs It nt all." In bis day, however, the new woman had scarcely gained recognl- tlon. Hut, seriously, some will be sur prised to learn bow many full-Hedged woman preachers there nre lu this j country. Only fifty years ago there was not a single ordained feminine minister In the I'nlted tates. To-day, ! according lo the ottlchil statistics, there ' are 1,21.1. Morevoer, this docs not In- j elude one of the many fair preachers among the Christian Scientists, the Kplscopal and Methodist deaconesses, or the so-styled "preacher" of many sects not recognized by the orthodox church. The llgtircs given refer mere ly to those women who have been reg ularly graduated from a theological school, the same us men, and who have been in n like manner ordained, thus having full right to administer all the olllces of the church. It Is Interesting to know where these preachers are to be found. Tlie Kplscopal Church or dains no women ministers, nor doe one branch of the Methodist Church. The conservative Presbyterian denom ination not only refuses to ordain a woman, but seldom allows one to speak from Its platform. Six denom inations extend all the courtesies of this profession to women, the Cultai'l iin and I nlversalisi Chun-he taking the lead lu the number of fair ex hon ors. At Home Hint Abroiid. Toronto, Out., has a lllble Training School. Nearly 2mi students have en rolled during the ,oui There nro !I2,iiimi liquor shops In Paris ami 42.1.000 lu the departments, one to every So Inhabitants. The Presbyterian Chuii-h hastStT for eign missionaries, of whom 2i:l are or dained. I!" are physicians, ami ;;7H are women. itev. Father Field, a young Oxford hrcd ritualistic ch i-gymiiu. Is devoting his life to work lu l be negro slums of Huston. The Kp worth League met lu annual convention In Chattanooga, Toiui.. re eently with P.'.noo delegates In attend a nee. Tbe South African Auxiliary lllble Society Issued last juir .TJ.iski Itibles nud Testaments from its depository nt Cape Town. The Metropolitan Tabernacle In Lon don Is still the Ix-st -attended place of worship in England. There Is n church moinliershlp of over 3,ono. Some Oorman churches always made a rule of asking every member, "What are you doing for Christ?" and they put the answer down In a hook. Mr. P. U Moody, In answer to an In vitation to visit London, writes thnt he Is engaged until January next; but he will pray over It. and "If the pillar of cloud loads that way, I will follow." In Wales, before the groat revivals of the last century, crime abounded. Since that time the Presbyterian and Non-conformist counties of Wales are freer from crime than any other couuty In England. FtHHvupled mission territory to the extent of 4.000.000 square miles still exists In Central Africa, an area larger than the whole of Kuroie, says the Itev. George Greenfoll of tbe Baptist Congo Mission. South Is Coins; to School. According to Prof. Alexander Hogg, State Manager of Public Schools In Texas, while the South has gained M per cent. In population In the last twen ty years, the Increase In the enrollment of Its school attendance baa been 130 per cent. In the same period the value of the school property has Increased from $lrt,ooo.ooo to Ml.OiHi.uoo, an ad dition of nearly f 2.000,000 per year. Of all the people In tho South, white aud black, one In five Is In attendance at school during some lart of the year. This Is the proportion In Saxony, which excels all countries In Europe. It Is es timated that of the $3:Xooo.Ot expend ed for education la the South lu the last eighteen years one-fourth has been for the colored race. No woman .bould lean back when she huihi. , 1 ddTvfd BEFORE fighting. , Biine r,no.. Oen.r.l. '-T0'.. , Hle..in Upon Th.lr Kffori Tn, menace of war, Jut now jen. Mogn to mind the devo lion. I" ... .... I Kni 1 1 if a roll IbV. '..r hi.iorlcal belligerent. The pagun. were wont alway. to make aacrlfloe. to their god before enter "g on the battle, and Christian, bar. Imitated tbein In appealing lo the divine support Oue of the earlMt record. In history of a prayer befor. battle I. that V .TrTcoh g Into ,;!. . pagan who before ,oh In 1 t,.,,i lie hi ch. some 4'S ymr after Christ, prayed to the Ood or it . christian to help him to victory. u foe wa Attila. King of the I'"". , cbllderlc vowed If . , ' li., J bltu the victory be would embrace me Christian faith. ,.,,. King Custavua Adolphu of Se n , the thirty years' war knelt on net battlefield of I.uet-n (l'VI2) before me i : 0f Thy clHMren." juis was hh- . 0f the "Flghllng Ilisbop" I-eslle before one of the battle fought In Ireland O Cod, for our iinworililiies we are not lit to claim Thy help; but If we are bad, our enemies are worse, and If Thou seest not meet lo help lis. WO ,rfly Thee help ihem not, but stand Thou neuter on this day. and leave Itj to the arm of the flesh." The one offered before the battle, of Edge Hill by Sir Jacob Astlcy was: ; "Thou knowest. O Lord, that I shall be very busy this day. and If I forget Thee, forget Thee not me," and then the command followed. "March on, boys!" As King Edward advanced with his columns to Itaniiockhurn. he remarked to his aids, seeing the Scotch on their knees: "See, they kneel. Tbe f rebels are asking pardon." U'l'mphra-; vllln was heard to remark: "Yes, but It Is to the King of kings. These men compter or die on this Held." I Oliver Cromwell bad public prayers' before going to battle on several occa-1 slons, as. for Instance, previous to tbe battle of Dunbar. It Is n curious fact that the English prayer book contain prayers, or at least one prayer, to I be said before going Into action at sea, while nothing Is provided for ( use before engagements ou land. -New York Herald. Purchasrd Fame for a Price. I During the recent upheaval In tbe Tall Mall (iaxette office one Interest-1 lug bit of Information that came to the surface was that Mr. Astor's edit-1 or. and reporters were accustomed, 1 when among themselves, to refer to a certain department of the paper a "the tittle-tattle column." It contain divers short paragraphs In which are ' recounted the doings, social and other, I of notabilities of various grades, lu- j eluding alway many tilted noneutl-1 ties, and occasionally professional per sons like doctors, lawyers and dlplo-1 mats. Most of the other London Jour-1 nnls have similar columns ami they are all equally trivial and snobbish. It now appears that what bus always seemed to be merely an amusing II-1 lustration of the extent to which the Itritlsh public carries It Interest In the "upper classes" I. In reality some thing quite different A Manchester doctor recently got ' Into trouble with his confreres be- 1 cause he allowed himself to be adver Used as conuected wltb a certalu sanl-1 tarlum. One of his friends, noticing j that the movements of other medical ' men, all of whom bad been voclfer-! ously scrupulous In regard to the eth- ' tcs of their profession, wore constant-' ly recorded by the press, proceeded to the otllce of the Thuuderer Itself , with a similar Item exploiting a Jour ney of his own. There he was lu-1 formed that announcements of that-i class were Inserted at the rate of 1 ! rnlnea for three Hues and 10s (id for i every additional line. Continuing his Investigation be learned that the so ciety people, too, bought fame at the same high price, and that the so called "tittle tnttle" was published not because the British public yearned for It, but because the lessor lights of society and science yenrned for no toriety, nnd were willing to pay for It. New York Times. Hlcycle and Mad Dogs, Another use has been found for the bicycle. On one of the outer bou levards a cyclist recently perceived a policeman driving a cart and urging on the horse at a rapid pace. I'pou questioning the constable the wheel man was told that he was endeavor ing to overtake a rabid dog w hich had got ahead of the trap. Borrowing the gendarme's saber the cyclist histlly mounted his machine and sped away In pursuit of the enraged animal. On coming up with the dog he charged It while still on his bicycle, and had the satisfaction of running the creature through with his weapon, killing It on the spot. The cycllsfs plucky ac tion was ninth applauded by the crowd that had been attracted by s.i unwont ed a slght.-Parl Letter In Loudon Standard. Map of Turkey. Arrangements are being made In view of preparing a geodeslcal map of the Turkish empire. The work will be under the direction of two French oftVors, engaged by the government, and three orlloers of the general staff namely, Colonel Illza Bey, Major Hakki Bey and Major Shev'ki Bey. The Table Turned, "1 shall have to go to my room and stay there; 1 positively shall," said Willie Wlbblos: "1 can't stand It an longer." "Whafs the matter?" if", getting to be beyond endurance the nide way these bicycle girl, stare t a young man who is standing on the pavoinent."-Exchange. Never Touched ltm. The harbor shop porter was manlptj. latlng the whisk broom after the man ner of hia kind, and. after many flour ishes and extravagant gyrations, bow td the customer out. There was a look of triumph on tbe face of the Utter as be said to himself glauclug at bit overcoat, "He never touched me." Judge, Bombay U now known as the "Man Chester of India," At least $72O,o00,0O worth of BrltlsU property I alway ou the sea. A majority of the member, of the Milwaukee City Council ' wheelmen. The "luxury of woe" I. tuch In the orient that women scle ou tbe slight est pretext to Indulge In It. Argentina received 58,000 Immigrants hist year, the largest number since the financial crash of 1S1X). lu which year the nnnilgrauts were 78,000. Since the Cuban war begun the co o Ulul debt of the Island has b.-ou In creased by :io.1.r.:.l.lr.O. The previous debt was f 1ISW51.WW, making a totnl of $11,502,02.1. Either tho olllces or tho cllUens of W llllamsburgh. Maine, are of nn uu usmil sort One inuu was elected there, imopiMiscd. a few days ago, to hold sov-i-U different olllces. Arlsir day was celebrated lu Nebras ka by the planting of over a mllMon trees between sunrise and sunset. Pre miums for the largest plantings were offered by societies nuiHndlvlduals. All Irlsii pi-crs not peers of parlia ment are eligible for seats lu the House of Commons, uud many represent any borough, county or university In Eu gland or Saitland, but not lu Ireland. Paris Is to have n snlou national de lu mode, where every style of dress ami everything pertaining to the dress. Isith of men and women, will be shown. Tho exhibition will 1 of art for nrt's sake. A 2-year-old elk. drawing nn ordinary buggy, with a man driving, trotted In to tho town of Aberdeen. Wash., a few day. ago. The elk was harnessed In the usual way. was lu every way na tractable aa a horse, and stood quietly when tied to the hitching post. The question of experiments with germ-destroying (liters Is now under, the consideration of the government of India. Some large cnutonments. In which typhoid has lieen. or Is. preva lent, will probably lie selected, nnd a complete installation of niters will bo made lu such places. A Bengali nrtlst of Calcutta has pre pared a map of tho world according to the ancient Hindus. The artist has en hanced the Interest of tho map by tin explanatory descriptive account of It, which will form a valuable help to tho study of ancient geography, accord lug to the Hindu rlshis. Sir George Nownes Is about to start a new dally paper In London, which Is designed especially for Indies. It will lie Ills-rally Illustrated ami will Ignore politics. Aa Sir George Newnes has succeeded In everything that he hna un dertaken, he will doubtless succeed with this unique publication. Tho narrow Baltic sens have a worse record for wrecks than nny other por tion of the glolie. The annual number of such casualties exceeds one a day, ranging from 423 to 154, nnd In one half of these cnnes all the crews are lost. In the four years from 1S77 to no less than 700 Uvea wero lost there. The entire town of Holbertson, or Monteflore, aa its founders first called It, Is soon to be sold under mortgage foreclosure by the sheriff of Cumber laud County, New Jersey, where the town Is located. A Trenton building nud loan association holds the mort gages, which aggregate $40,000. For a year no one bus lived In the place. The peuuy-ln-tbe-slot gas meters are such a success In Loudon that one com pany la taking in over a tou of pennies a day aud Is behind lu Its orders to the extent of 1(1,000 machines. The con sumer pays In advance, nnd Is satisfied that be gets the worth of his money, and the company does a cash business with very light expenses. A cat belonging to a resldout of Cam eron, Mo., Is nursing a litter of wild rabbits aud caring for them with moth erly solicitude. Several kittens were born to the cnt a week or so ago, but they nil died. A nelglilmr found n tics: of very young rabbits nbout the same time and they were put lu charge of the cat, with tho happy result told. A uumher of Philadelphia capitalists have decided to build In that city n colossouni to be devoted to nil forms of sports. It will be two stories high, with an auditorium seating 20,tH0 people on the second floor. The flint floor will be used fornn artificial Ice rink, horse, dog nnd cat shows, bicycle exhibitions! athletic games, conventions nud cou corts. A dozen or so of San Frntvclsco clergy men have been expressing their opin ion on thnt ohjectlouiible clause of the marringe service that binds the womt n to "obey." Their solomu decision, which will be a welcome one to West ern brides, Is that the word and Its Im plications are repugnnnt nnd thnt obe dience wilt be optional with the womnu of the future. One effect of overcoutrnllzatlon or wnlch French authors complain Is the restriction In the number of now plavs produced. Whereas there were In France last winter 1S2 performance. In Italy, where the production of a plnv nt Turin, Florence, Milan, Venice or Naples Is of as much Importance ns Its performance at Home, the number of uew plays wae 252. The great drouth has affecied the rerslau gulf and Mokran const of In dia to such an extent that farmers have forsaken their fields nnd taken to raid ing travelers In so much thnt It has been found necessary by the local mi norities to warn the European resl denta of some of toe const ports not to leave their quarters nfter dark unless In company or well protected ngnlnst attack. Gotham merchants seem to be trying to out-do each other in the matter of perambulating advertisements. The latest thing of the kind Is a sextet of men marching In Indian file, each one carrying an Imitation sample case em bhuoned with the sign of the entorprls lug Arm. A. these enses are painted In different colors, the procession has the appearance of a amall rainbow lu mo tion. Professional mourners frequently sit before the doors of dying people wait ng to be eugaged to raise their voices lu lamentation, and recently at Luxor a chorus of women tat oo the bank. menta and screamed . , .,.."'( a urn n to prison for ,teBlu, ""."S as the boat had left ti.. .aJ" . bursts censed and ti,u . """wi together quietly and onl,,,!,"1 "'" '. 1 year. ,i .. . went to a rabbi at Hnrniea T recently asking f.,r assl.t I r! received. His papers .no was a Russian Jo W lias lived thirty year. c. days later he was ordered to Im " alii ii fitiltfirv u'l.i.u. . TtN. the treaty of 1W4 u,lh R l, forfeited 1.1. right, a,iiT.h,W jeei in consequence 0f ,, ,h m nbsetice and had uot hecome , I ' Th nn miner ,.f i.i.... , ""t Acuities that the overcome bv imli, n... .... and over again. To inl,.i . . Into the navy seriously hit,rfM!.',lk the signal service liook. Tbe old nro In tbe code on.i ... , . - as m j, . tho ships of tiMhiy a for th sou's days. Hut the i,tnHluu n new mime necessitate. . In all tho Imok. That I wy. mimes survive utlon. """"P A beautiful cedar aud niabom.,. ter-lsmrd lugger has Un bi' Southampton for Lady UndoX Jiie littio vessel Is twenty-lx i- !!., vnl,.r II,,., I.... . " I " aiiiiuiuutiL av nhlted tlttlnirs mul 0111, tn.... .m.-. iuo i-iuii-e nttuigs art of . newest description, the mil! J silk. -iold bending and scroll 0' lleve the sheer plan from all mft The yuchtlet has beeu unitied tiJ? ..I.. i.. ri. ... tUolidu-"Metucti(hi corolla fa being the Londonderry motto-f, Is expected to sail unusually fllt Jacob Hiicli, who win once a Uh tloulst. and beat the has drum ftJ! the streets of Sau Francisco, tboZ ns loud ns any of his felluwi,: army tf his own now, nnd deilarHki. , i... II..IH...... .. i, . . II IV- 1M.IIIIIKOIU IIOOUI ot tit p, const. Ilia nrmy now numbm S members uud Is called tbegospeianji The uniform Is after the atju-oft. Salvation Army, nnd he hai a anmb, of men and women In the Held ttn money. Bitch and hi. follower! trpr. Kihiii Bueet-nn, The city of rudun Is iuIdj tl y, apparent to tho Austrian crowa,i dutte Francis Ferdinand, fin ktt recently Inherited from the dukeof M. dona a splcudld mansion la Pidm,. eluding a collection of prlcrlrti rt of urt. The archduke had ilmjj moved part of the collection to Yin, when nn old will of the orlrttuUitr of the collection wns discovered, tin by tho collection, if any attempt ra inndo to disperse, should beromt & property of tho city of Padua. Una the suit, The eating powers of the Eiklmt the tales told In the books of Dotlka exploration nre to be brllotd, m most extraordinary. Sir W. E. hsj tells of a young man, tea reel j M grown, who ate four pound and tr ounces of frozen sea-horse flnh; at pounds and four ounces of tea an flesh, broiled; one pound and hns ounces of broad, one and one-quit pounds of rich gravy In twelve kot Besides eating the above be ilwdiu one pint of grog, three gurnets? n spirits and nine pints of water. The diplomacy of a Texas brlle I. u astonishing culmination of tie Jrij year audacities that hart Jir ten reported. Among this yount tomo'i train of admirers the oulj out tt W favor was of so retiring t dltpodtwi thnt she found It necessary to tiofti during method of provoking the lega tion of bis affections. In ber M charming manner she told tue most youth of a young woman who 4 innki) blm a desirable wife, tod t! sho would volunteer to bring I ....I... TI.a a,i......u,l.,,i m-ui ntMnt' MHIII. 1 no BUgl.eniii'11 !,, ... resented, and the uiisiispectlniJM man ardently proposed, at he ibonM. The origin of several military Utl the subject of much dispute, and them the various grades of fetwlt have occasioned much coutrovertj.Ct authority slates that the brigadier' Spanish title, originally borrowed'! the Moors and applied to any oftr who commanded n dotneuraent i oops mnde up of the different anw , Hie service, ns Infantry aud rant: The French enlarged t lie wgmu. of the title ns well ns the dotacluw nnd ndded the word general. TheH tenant ironoi-nl. according to the ar authority, was the officer wlioaotd1 the place of the general, aa tue nra nut governor, Instead of the gov ..own Hindoo hnsNvnbrtK to define billiards ns a game In W two men. armed with long stick. P nt a ball, while one player aajt damn" nnd the other "hard lines. 0 ..H.lln. . I l,n Windsor Mas" seems to have "similarly lin'rwJ native South African mind. ...n..i.,. n-a. observed sttentl"V watching the efforts of certain and ful players to extract their ball n one of those deep bunkers which F i . ni...,iii.i itti A frlon n courses. TW1" 1 II 1111111, !. . . lowing day he was seen to I Dfiaw a gront Is.wlder with a blip P" shouting "Goddam" Hie L white man's game," mU tw child of nature; "welly g P white man's game." . n.. - .. .1 I)., ir I. lie n v v .ii-. - - - - . . ... , i ...tlnie W l nat cats ami uos i.,...... - very well will be clear from tlii n,,....l..io In nnd the dog M" . ... i- ... .....iiiiiir food. at qui a Clever loan i"i - tf tbor on rrlod It oil SO suoceSSlWU ' the mvsterlous disappearance ot victuals had to be seriously M"- .. ,,l All " into. Then me wiion- i covered. The cnt gave the M signal by mewing wneu u.- .f clear." Then the pair ""f,"", , a the larder. Here the cat ollmiw the shelf aud flung the down to the dog. in nn . .. . i,..,,f the Hu 11 erori uisnos. pus c c,k with oue foot, wiuie " M It pawed out the tll-M" f,,r nnd herself. The Stage. t The stage la In Cl.i.m the lo . .. o Hue " pivressions, 7- ,nlWB( bora the pain of exclusion fro tltion at literary examlnn"'1"1 other man In the oipire t nnd every successful caud prolmble tnnudarin. llfpi ln-rs alone can oeo-i " The martyrs among wonK a ly always women who nr Ucularly woll by their ' 1