The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, August 31, 1895, Image 9

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Itiipl'iy-'l to ndvmitnjfo iu thin form
trJU,p.rt;ition, but r iiliwd unthiiig
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ill Hi'!'' M'OlOil l IK'IU
I uml water jhiwit wan Houifwiiuc
lu Iho iiiiiiiicipulity uf Tliiliulcl
;3cai;il for for tlio (1iii1k;iij,' of
,!rjtf ami the clraiiiiij; of tint dorks,
j.,!!! ill a bill lower tlinii uny of
. ii :ul'l'tnM, in 11 w In n it Was ur
. : determined to build a btcumbuut
'ju ilii' work.
ft-flit"! cot o "v' with n Ktcain on
, huMiiitf both tlio cngiue mul the
1 in his own workshop,
illw ii ilif b. sit wan ready to bo lauuch
lM d. tcrmini-d to (five t!n jk-o-l.f
I'iiilaiiclliliia nu obji t lexsou in
i vlunir. mi he put tlm boat on wlieelx,
;l up a Iuh wheel Icliiinl, xct hin
fc-im' to work ami iiro,ell(il the. boat
L I. .I... ..,. I lift It...
.TlBJJU II. U in v iii' inn u vitv
,H of an op! :i liimitliiil tliroiiK, not u
,r,f h"Ui bail u dim idea that lid
,.-!it to be urn-stiil for witchrruft.
Wtu ii tin- licat rt-iu'hi-d the bank of
PfMvr. tin' w;i( (-jh uml iisu-4 were tiiK-
i.i uf, the cruft was laiinehed, Ctted
.t Midi other uteris mid lliado to do
I twor!; of dredging the harbor.
j So far as tlio invention of itiifbanical I
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lwMl w hendlhUsmUvutsc..mUlthro h .J R ywk
J, fr iMi:.leration ho was a mere ; ,.,, Ilf lw iriI1M.ti ' tl, r( ,.
.1.1 1 ..v.. ii ,.H,,ii ,.,l lil initlf In Im.
.alcd out of tho money that was duo r
til . . i
m fur i I'-aniiitf the riiiludelphiu bur-.
I if W illi his uesv faugled steuiubout.
. Louis tiloLij-Democrat.
AMENDED HER LIST.
t Saw Krrlnrr Thut Ijiwycru Coui
I ndrr (lie llrad uf Nulutocra.
, : 1....
un ei. iiiiiKs a i.in.i.-. uiuiK
I,,tl'h.h,.h.lpl.ia wits visited ut his i
kJciice by uu indignant woman, who t
(.hrid that ho had coino for legal ud- i
and iu a businc.tsliko manner do
l it(d i n his table a 5 note, us a re
j'uiuiiig feu After pocketing tho money
j:je ui.iu of law politely requested h(-r
hopriK-eed with her K'atcmcnt. Iiosaid
Imsiuf iKiiMinecs which hho desired tho
SMIC l.W (VIlllJIJUilllT (11111(11-11 llllll U W
awver to havo ubolihlied.
tim was uiiuoyed by a neighbor ou
.iu- hide, hho said, who is a music teach-
rami trainer of tlio voice. Tho cou-
:.iut tliiiuipiug ou the piano and the
iliy.-orilaiit notes of tho vocul students
wade her very nervous, tin tho other
.-ale (lie neighbor kept chickens, which
j awoke lu r tnu ly in theuioriiing by their
I'Mwuig uud amicyed her during the
S day by living (cr tho fence and iuvud-
i uiK In r premises. Day and night slio
(uu luailn nervous by the noise of tlio
tr.ilicv ems passing her door, organ
ieriiiiU i's and Jieddlers made her lifotuis
eralile, hucksters udded to her misery
I by calling their wares, aud she wanted
I to know w hat act inn sho must take iu
order to ho made free of filch nuisances.
Tim lawyer reflected a few moments
I with compressed brow, uml then said,
-jladam, vou lire decidedly unfortu-
uate, mid my advice to you is that you
go to a rci.l (-state agent and engage him
to secure' for you u uico coiufortablo
dwelling iu the Miburbs of some coun
try village, where the ueurost neighbor
ia a ipiarter of u mile away, organ griud-
ors unknown, tr.ilicv cars mihcui'd of.
i and where hucksters uml ix-ddlcrs do
nut cmiie. " Realizing that she wiu f 5
i out, the wuiuaii replied, "I'll do us you
uy uml include, among the others that
uu lawyers must exist in thesamocouu
ly." i'hiladelphia Record.
A l-ol ir Cllj.
Numlx-ra of explorers who have sought
tlio uivtio regions iu iiuo.it of the pole
hiivu told of u mysterious city mirrored
anaiiist tho northern sky stately build
uigs iu choice architecture, tall und iiu
pwnig spires, but Mich us differ from
anything we know ubout. Whether the
'uumlatiou of this luirugo is u reality
ud ouly unriicoguizablo bocauso of will 11KsiHt ,im in ,i)0 editing and pub
teiuisiKisition us to directions, whether iit.tiou 0 a People's party paper to be
it is a work of some inysteiious reiuuuut i,,,,,. . ii(ii( I'lietua."" fcavs Mr.
of uur race thut oueo oivtipieil tho ikjIo, :
er whether this U homo fanciful feature
uf tlm frost, as tho licculiiir shriibbery
we see on the window pane whatever
tlii is, it niiiht Ihj consigned to the pur
plMiiigi'iiigiiuji of the unknown region,
"'ho kiiows but some s;Hit, oueo the tho
ter of busy and advanced human lifo,
may have escaped tlio general cutaclys-
uial wrtrk, and tins city may bo the si
kt und us vet undiscovered witness of j
Pr"llar times, slamling alone iu tho j a church at Drudley, illc-n.. two euu
dead desolation, in the rigid shroud of day's ago. The same preacher has
"W polar death. U wo must bo barred been haninieriiig t tho congregation
fri'iu entering this undiscovered country, for eight years without muoh of are
e uiay udd to our oimipmeut by a care- suit to show for his labors, and on the
hi uoting of its mixture, uud then give I Sunday mentioned a woman inemls-r
ntlv listened for a like
"niv uivw ui llie.o jiih in...,. - .
"wmugh studv. Phiradelpliia Press.
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InOur Great Orandfather's Time,
bin bulky pill were iu
st-nrrnl use. Like the
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uiuniu iu"-"
that decade tin y
were bin and clutu
av. but iiiiflic-
tive. In this cent-
'Y'k-M v V uiy of ciilicluen
f 1 '"' 1 e r c t '
lets, which
cure nil liver,
Si l v I alouwih and
1 iJiir bowel de
I TTH niiiKeiiients i u
I j the most effec
VA. If people
lj ("1 ,,a unite
aitrntion to nnt-
'! retruiaunjr the action of their bowels,
"f me use of these little renew iu-y
-7 ...t use o iucsc lime rfi -.
ould have Irs ireoutnl occasion to call
f thrir dnrtura in iiImIiif atlacka
(fdinirrrou,,!,. The " frllcts " cute
ik and bilinua headache, constipalioo. in-
-iirnioi, bilious attacks ana kinurea ur
Uofemcuu of liver, itouuub and bowcU.
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PEOPLE AND EVENTS.
John Hc-l'iiiidt han utu-inlfd is.ooo
fuuiraU in thirty.flvo yi-arn. Ho in a
St. LouU hiiekiuau.
A jR-url as largo an a marble, ho it in
wid, hint ln-c-n found iu a clam by a
lluntiiih'toii, L. I., mau.
1'p to tlio cud of last year Phila
delphia!! new city hall had cot 10,
UU1),UU4.07, and it U uot cpjito flushed
yet.
Thn LeiiKuo of American Wlioelmeu
iniH)seH Kiialtii-H upou rider who take
part in raci-K wherein women compete.
Mr. (iladstouo han written tiiu-h a
vant uuniUr of li-ttern duriiiK Inn lifo
that hin HUtoKmpliH brill); only Hixpi-ueu
in tho Lugliiili market.
Maitland AykMyd, boat builder, of
Toronto, Out., Iiiia rescued over fortv
1 perKoim from drowning niueo 1M73, uml
recovered fight bodied from tho bay.
A Now York wheelman wived a little
; boy from being killed by a trolley car
a fow day ago by riding fast on hin
bicyclo aud knocking him down.
A Springlield, Mass., young man,
! doing Kiiglmid on his wheel, reports
I that ho inado tho uciuaiutaiico of an
: admiral iu a third-clasH railway car
riage.
1 A tanning concern iu Seattle has re
i-cived iu one consignment 115 bales of
(bier skins, weighing eighteen tons, and
1 representing, probably, several thou
sand dead (leer.
I Staid old Lt-wiston, Me., has been
shocked and scaudalized during the
past week or so by a bloomer girl who
smokes a cigar while riding her bicyclo
ao,)Ut tho streets of tho town,
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(.iiri'lon u roviilvor m a flrMlwlnifri urtint
, . . ' ,,
1 aud has mure orders than sho
i tend to.
Miss Kato Daiiahy, of Wins ted,
Conn , fell into a barrel of pitch ou
i which sho was Ktaudiug picking
peaches last week. Khe was completely
: covered with pitch, and over an hour
,, . ..i,,,,.,, i.f,ir ). 1 lu ...
w, from fc , ,o clMUe ,U!r
.ii.
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A( nomo, cavalry l.h uteimiii Diane,
who maltreated u private so that death
ensued, has been sentenced to three
months' imprisonment and to pay nu
indemnity of 25,000 francs to tho
parents of tho victim. The case
dragged through twoycurs, aud the do-
leuso cost the lieutenant ko.uuu irancs.
Mrs. II. 0. Cosgrovo, of Jopliu,
Mo., has organized a lead-mining com-
pauy known as the Helen liar Mining
and Investment Coiupauy. All the
otlicers and stockholders tire women.
Tho labor is douo by men. One of the
i mines In-ing opearted by the coiupauy
is called "Iho ftow Woniuu."
Lady Dike, who, by tho way. was
the orignal of IXirothea iu "Middle
march," as well of Khoda Uroughton's
"Uelinda," Hjx-cilied throngh Sir
Charles' canvass iu tho Forest of Dean,
and is said to have assured her hearers
that her husband was by all odds tho
j greatest and tho ablest mau iu Eng-
I land.
Tho French president travels free
ou tho railways during his ofllcial
tours in France, but when the return
jouruey is concluded it is said that
I his w-cretary calculates what the trip
I would have cost if paid for ut regular
j rates, mid this sum is handed over to
i lie distributed among the poorest paid
of tho railway men.
Tho first girl ' "PP'r at Atchison,
Kan., wearing bloomers was ou her
way to Kansas City from St. Joseph,
ami her bicyclo was iu the baggage
car. Tho chief of police interviewed
her while sho was waiting for her
traiu. A local pupcr says thut while
talking to tho chief "she leaned up
amiiust the wall of tho depot and
crossed
her legs iu true masculine
I vl She curried a tiearl-halldled re
volver iu her belt, uml seemed ready
to protect herself should uuy attempt
be mado ou her life."
General Coxt-y's duughter, who mar
ri(1(j t'r jjrowuo, the lieuti-uunt of the
111I1111w,.ui nrmv. aiiuounes that she
i. - ..,...,, 0f j, paper: "It will bo pub-
i lished iu tho solo interest of the l'eo-
I pie's party, iu opposition to tno pow
erful plutiK-rutio press. Mrs. lirowuo
will be proprietor uud attend to the
books and receipts, while I will cur
toon and cut to phvus the tools of mo
nopoly." A revival effort that reversed the
usual plan of operations was started iu
...... g .
K-riod uroso in her place und exhorted
tl, nreacher to get religiou, to get it ;
quick, and to gi t it good, and sho had
ovlmrted for eiifht iiiinntea before the.
preacher recovered himself sufficiently
to suppress her.
Womnu'a liirminUlrnrjr.
Mrs. (iradlev. (tearfully! I don't
cure w ho knows it My husband has
got to givj up either me or his lodge! j
He gets worse uud worse; I don't be-1
lieve he'll ever be any accouut, the ,
worthless brute! i
Neighbor (soothingly) I didn't,
think it was so bad. Hut Mrs. (4os-
siper did tell me that your husband
was a poor cnnture at best.
Mrs. (iradley (flaring upl Oh! the i
did. did she? Well, I'll just let that
l.,i,.Lti lllitf ifi"SIO KIIOW silo cu i m
" . , . ..(.. .1.U
MroUtid shiuderiug the Uttt nisn 111 tnis
(.Kminw. indeed! lies
town.
, T (io-siners. and
worth a
I'll let her
kuow it! Wait till I get
ur biiuuet. Spare Momeuts.
SHE WOULD NOT SAY IT FIRST.
Conflicting fivlltim (ore my taut
With rvt r iflenlin; ,,
2?or hai'i tt-M uf firth:y men.
N'W !i!"ftnit of mv racr.
I lovf.l ,rr tru with nil mjr licurt
Anil hiu.lit lo 'ie the war
To MUlu ull in - irtrrvil Uouliii
AuJ have Iht lianic tlio duy.
I a-'krU hrr ll rhv In til me,
At li a-l a wuro e( liuies.
Shi. a-iiwi'ri',1 -So" Iu (vwy on
II)' vrnrj, tin r. iirow and tliymra.
Bui yi t Ilif w.iy br.nl.l it
I-lt l.inw wiiliin mr hpurt.
And In. wiJ hold h lover
N ur ix rmii I'im to diarl.
I 'al I utii iliiy, ,-I love you.
Yea, 1 Into you more and nurrl"
B!u- Llulicd and amlliil, "Why, iliil yoa
nut
Trll me of thni l fnrr?"
-Ned Whun ly In Dcirolt Fit Prcm.
A IIACKWOODS IIKIU).
! Upon the tiortheni shore of Lake So
l pcrior, smuggled in between sun tipped
1 hills, is a small villago knowu best for
' its lumbering and shipping industries. '
! A long neck of narrow land forms a
t natural breakwater and thus guards and
1 protects the small town from Neptune's
wrath. The harbor is scarcely more than
two miles wide and four long, but is
J celebrated for its uncontrollable cur
i rents, jagged hidden rocks and Aprilish
I moods.
j Ou this neck of land am scattered a
j few houses, all Inhabited by lovers of
tho sea and nature's work and surrounil-
ol ly dense groves or swaying pines. :
Ono day a few years ago there ciiine
from ono of these houses a dark eyed
young woman w hose, skin wan rough
ened from the llcrco lake winds and
whose hands showed only too plainly
that hard, coarse work befell licr lot. i
Her boots were heavy, liko those of a
man. Htr gown was not only ill fitting,
but sadly Inland tho times a-i regards!
style and lacking by several inches its
proMr length, und on her head was
drawn down closely over her cars a
man's felt hat. Yet, notwithstanding
these proofs of the uncouth woman,
there was a certain indescribable some
thing nbout her gypsyliko faco that he
told the possession of a fine mind and a
strong, unbending character. It was
neither the soft brown eyes nor thu
smiling mouth, for her features wero ex
tremely plain, uml tho straight fringe
of hair that tendrilcd out now and then
from under the curved hiibhriin gave tho
round cheeks aghastliiicss that remind
ed ouo shivcritigly of witches nud gob
lins und evil spirits. In her arms she
carried a pair of oars, wrapped in a
small sail. Around her firt frolicked
several kittens, uud a hugu black uud
white dog bounded along beside her.
Mio walked slowly toward a small
dock that floated unsteadily out into tho
boy. A flat bottomed bout, with u splin
terliko must und no bowsprit, humped
against the dock now und then with a
soft rubbing ami nudging thut was us
soothing as u mother's evening lulhiby. j
"It looks pretty threatening, see ins to
mo," the girl murmured to herself.
"This hero bay is always ready to cut
up its monkey shines just when folks j
wants it to bchuvo itself. If it wasn't
for daddy coming home tonight, and
mother sick, mid nothing much to cut iu 1
the house, I lulievo I'd givo up going
across for tho groceries." Then, uotic- ,
iug a parting of the thick bushes that
bordered tho pathway and catching a
passing glimpse of a faded yellow hat,
she called out, "Hello, Jim!"
The next moment sho was joined by
a stalwurt young man, with tho whole-
Mine nppciiriuicoof a combination farm
er and sailor.
"Going to sail over to tho point, j
Meg?" he nsked.
" Yes. You can go if you want to,"
nho replied, with mischievous eyes and
twitching lips. "I guess 'twon't ho tho
first tints that the little dory lias carried
two passengers. "
"We'd hotter hurry, I reckon," re
joined Jim. "Tho old hike is a-raging, (
and tho bay looks n, bit ill tempered ,
now. We'll have a thundering old storm
beforo next nunrisp, aud I shouldn't be ,
surprised if it arrived before midnight "
Together they hoisted tho sail, adjust
ed the rudder and unfastened thu lines.
Jim seated himself in tho stern, Meg
dropped down on tho scat iu the center j
of tho boat so as to lower nml ralso tho j
ceuterlMiurd, as Captain Jim ordered,
and off they sailed liko a bird let loose
from captivity. Hothwero good sailors,
and tho simple fact thut a huge wave,
dulnged them now und then added rest
to tho sport.
"I soy, Meg," begun Jim as they
plunged through towers of foam and
rocked aud swayed in tho billows,
"don't you think you'ro mighty hard on
a follow? Three years is a long time,
and timo dis s cluuige folks uud things
so. Anyhow I don't see what you'ro
driving ut. I've known you since you
were knee high to a grasshopper, and I
don't like the idea of losing you after
all these years of work and waiting.
Your dad und your mother nro willing,
you say yoa don't disliko mo, and you
kuow what I think uf yon. Conic, now,
tell mo your reasons for this three years'
waiting business. "
"I suppose my reasons aro silly,"
Meg answered slowly and with irritating
deliberation. "Hut, yoa soo, that year
at Miss Hunker's spoiled mo. Even if I
was nothing but a parlor maid, I got
some ideas in my head that stick liko sc
many burs. I don't always want tc
livo this way. I'vespcut every c ut I've
had on tho Ixxiks, and Miss Bank- r has
helped mo lots. I want to bo educated
and know how to talk. I long to be able
to Isi liko the town girls, not so far as
dress goes, hot it's the schooling that I
Wiuit. When I read olsmt those clever
women who paint and writw and teach,
it makes me think that my world is too
mull uud cramped to ever grow uny
bigger unless I break away soon. I lovt
tho water, and the woods, aud the dump
earth itself, but I am wild to lie tip and
doing aud working at something that
will uot end tislny ju-t as it did yester
day and will aguiu tomorrow. I"
A violent breeze struck tho fmoll dory
Just then, tipping It peril'iualy and tend
ing tho girl's hair flying iu a still wilder
fashion. It wa-i soon followed by anoth
er, and tho third raised the rtuall rail
until it stood round anil erect like a fun
nel sh.-issl cono of while canvas.
A fUi-T grating sound beneath, a
crackling of wosl and iron and stone,
.,! tlm rudder was wrenched from
Jim's lmuiL Words were not necessary
just then. Each realimxl that they two
were being toyed with and tossed around
liko bclphma straws. The sail was un
manageable, and the kmt rudder left
them entirely at tba uiwcr of the wind
and wayos.
"Come here with mo!" Jim cried
hoarsely as ho reached for tho shivering
bundle with the flying hair and fright
ened eye, lie drew Meg toward him,
all the timo keeping a firm hold on the
line that prevented the sail from flap
ping inoro dciperutcly.
Abovo the Mar of the water ho heard
her m rvous laugh, uud once sho said,
"I think I'd lie right scared if it wasn't
for our (.-ettiiig caught in these squalls
so often. "
Tho bout was careening liko a livo
creature liinildcned with pain. The wa
ter dashed over the little dory that was
m-udiliiiK toward the shore at an unprec
edented sHi-d. Crowds of curious
watchers lined the Kwh where they
would land. As they ueared the shore
Jim said tremblingly: "This is the
worst fix wo'vo been in yet. We'll bo
dashed to pieces on tho logs unless they
try to help us."
He folded his strong arms around tho
small Kill, and ho pressed her hands
fondly and whispered words of hope and
courage.
"Tell tno just onco that you do care
for me just a little bit, ami that you
won't Iniik out of marrying nio at the
end of three years," he said. "Our
chance for getting out of this alive aro
few, and I know if you don't answer
now you never will. Please, tdease,
please, Meg!" His voice was pitched
loudly uud shrilly.
"I can't promise for sure, Jim. I
can't even now. I'm so frightened. I
know we're both going to die. Tho
waves never scared me before." And
the ret;t was lost as an enormous roll of
water delugi-d them.
No other word was said. A moment
later there was a wild crushing and
creaking of timlicr.
Tho anxious watchers saw the boat
tossed iu among a nest of logs that lined
the Ik-hcIi.
Liko a crowd of stupid, senseless be
ings, they gazed and wrung their hands.
Then they saw a tall form raise itself
up in tho stern of tlio boat. He hud
something iu his arms that looked liko
a woman swathed iu a piece of tarpau
lin. Thu boat was only a few rods from
tho shunt and was just ready to fall to
pieces. Suddenly the tall figure leaped
into t lie water, with his helpless burden
iu ono arm, while with the other bo
fotiglit his way uinoiig the billows and
rolling logs. Tho watchers rushed to his
assistance. They saw lilm whirled and
buffeted arniiml much as a mouse lioing
teased by a frolicsome minded cat. Ho
had nearly reuehed tho shore when au
enormous log flung itself against him.
Willi ii mighty effort ho throw his bur
den toward the frautiu assembly of
people.
Then ho sank nml was seen no more
until thu next day, when his crushed
and mangled body floated gently ou tho
now restful waves, which finally do
posited his remains lit thu foot of tho lit
tle dock where tho dory had always
tugged mid pulled ut its unchor ropes.
And that is the reason why a woman
considered clever and gifted by tho
world's critics is always sad and heart
sick when sho hears the moaning of tho
winds or the roaring of beuting, restless
water. Fume and fortune have come to
her.
Hlio is no longer a crude, uncultured
creature with flying black hair and
rough fingers. Tho world bows down In
reverence to her, for hor stories aro read
by thousands and her pictures received
motit favorably by nil. Kho laughs, and
her friends (Ichiro her to be the jolliest
person iu Christendom. Hut when a
storm comes up, and the skies darken,
und tho air is tilled with dire forebod
ing, hho sinks into a sad, lifeless being,
wIioho eyes lire heavy with unshed tears
and whoso tli rout is choked with sobs.
At these times her friends depart and
murmur soft words of pitying tender
liens among themselves. Chicago News.
KaHilt'on and Home rrodiirtlon.
Kupolcon forlmdo thu usoof cotton or
of foreign wood for tho furniture of tho
iiutierial palaces. Ho desired that thu
people who were invited to the drawing
rooms ut court should dress only iu silk,
so ns to encourage, tho Lyons manufac
tories. Ho (lectured war ou Indian cash
meres, but his power was impotent
nguiust the tyranny of fashion and
against routine. Tho emperor threaten
ed tho empress iu vain that ho would
throw her cushmeru shawls into the tire,
Tlm empress used to answer him that as
soon as they could givo her stuffs as
light uud warm as the cushmeru woolens
sho would bo very glad to wear them.
Tho emperor encouraged tho manu
facturers of French shawls and commis
sioned lsubcy to make the designs of a
magnificent woolen Htuff liko cashmere
on a white ground, with which a shawl
and a dress wero made. Mario Louiso
woro them with some reluctance These
stuffs hud uot Iho softneis which they
lmvo since oiiuireiL The empress nsod
to oonipliiiu with reason that her dress
"Kiiped" whenever she went near tho
fire. Memoirs Huron do Mciicvul.
Au Intercut lug Kerluirnt.
Dr. Bloots requested 60 gentlemen
and 50 ladies to write dowu 100 word.
each of their own selection. Out of tho
total number of 10,000 only li.ODo dis
tinct words wero fuund to havo been
chosen. Thus, for instance, all the la
dies uud gentlemen had put dowu th
word "money," all the gentlemen the
word "woman," all tho ladies tho
words "dressmaker" and "glove," and
all the ladies and 24 gentlemen tlm
WOTd "beautifuL " Vereins-Blatt
Profit In Sol fountain.
A New Orleans man unim-d May
told mo that his yearly profits from his
aoda. fountain wero :)0,000. Ono Han
dors, a Dctroitcr, who owtis an S,000
fountain, tho finest displayed at the
World's fair, docs a rushing busim,
mid his sules run from flOO to 700 r
day the year round. In Huffulo He 1
daid Bros, employ U girls to liandlu
ice cream soda, and it takes 3,000 Biass-c-s
to accommodate their trade. TI.ey
m il it ut b cents u glass, und there is a
net ptolit of just 100 per cent. In Hcs
tun Thump-iii 'a .pa. the greatest wslu
resort ut the Huh, easily clears for iU
owner I'iO.OOO u year. There are ill tho
United Nates 100,000 fountains in op
"ration, und manufacturers aro gettiug
Uioro orders uow than they ever got U
fore. Woahiugtun I'tmC
TJiIb aa the MUt.
Bceuo. a towu ill the uorth on a very
tuihty day.
fcjiiudy McKay Homing out of a pub
lic houso and meeting his minister faco
to face) Loeh. sir. it's wful do
ceiviu thing, this mist ll'yo keu tiin
j.resively), 1 wandered Iu tliero the
iiou, Uiinkia it was tha ..lr'i? Lou-
Kli-rlrlr flowing.
To (lernuiny belongs tho credit of
haviug first demonstrated thu practica
bility uml economy of electric plowing.
An electric motor is fixed to the plow
itself. Tho shaft of the motor, by
means of suitable gearing drives a
shaft fitted with pillion which a chain
runs from one cud of the field to the
other. This chain is held taut at both
cuds by triple ground anchors. When
the motor is put iu operation it hauls
the plow across the field. Wheu the
cud of the field is reached, the plow is
tilted to the other side, aud by revers
ing the motor the shear starts on its
return journey. At a nveiit test at
Hullc-tui-tho-Siiitlc, with a two-furrow,
tilting plow, two lurrows were turned,
measuring together twenty-four inches
iu w iilth by ten inches iu depth, and
traveling at thu rate of thirty-five
inches per second. The aetuid useful
effect obtaiued w as equal to eight horse
power. A rcmurkshlo feature of this
system is that guided by the tightened
chain, very shallow furrows can be
made with great evenm-ss and regular
ity und tho balance plow can thus bo
used for turning over stubble land, and
other light work. The first cost of an
electric plow is said to lie much below
that of a steam cultivating plant. The
eutire outfit of such a plow as that
mentioned, dynamo, steam engine, ca
bles, etc,, can bo hud for about I'.'.OOO.
According to tho figures published as
to the results of the trial, the working
expenses ol the system lire alHitit half
thut of stiam plowing, and if these re
sults are borne out iu practice upon au
extensive scale, there seems to be no
question of the future of tho electric
plow.
ollertril for lloth.
Two tourists, a lady and a gentle
man, stopped off ul the Falls between
trains. A hiiokmau engaged them for
a brief tour of sight-seeing. The time
actually consumed whs fifty-live min
utes. The liiii-kimiu said he must have
(10. The gentleman remarked that it
was ail outrage. Thu driver explained
thut he hud been of great assistance iu
pointing out the places of interest and
stood firm. The gentleman preps red
to pay under protest.
I'lifortiimitely for himself, he hand
ed the man a (JO bill.
"Do you pay for the lady also, ?"
asked the liackuiHU, promptly.
"Do I pay for the lady?" repeated
tho astonished man. "Of course I do.
What do you mean?"
"Then there will be no change," re
plied the hackiniiu. "My churgo of
(10 is for one person; (jo for two per
sons. Tho amount you have handed
mo is exactly oorrin-t. Tlmuk you,
sir." Huffulo F.xpross.
1'onllil I oullligrlirjr.
"Monster!" hissed tho uewly
hired
girl.
Tho frightened man cowered.
"Monster," sho repeated, infuriated,
"did I uot see you kiss your wife iu
thu front hull just now?"
Ho did not deny.
Ho merely implored her not to cause
scandal by going home to her mother,
as she hysterically threatened. Detroit
Triubne.
8MAI.I. HKOINMNOH
Make ernat enillniti lomeilini-a. Ailments thai
WD aro aet lo euuiMer trivial iftu irow,
iliroiiKli mckIi-ci, into atroc-loiii iiialaillea. dan
te-roui in Oii'iiiM.lvcii Nud prisliieiiVd nt ulliuri.
II In Ihv illnri KKiil ol the em list linllralloui ol
III hvalih which lcailU llio e.tlinliuinit ol
..II Mini ol malxlii on a chroiilo U.I". More
over, tiicm aie certain i!torUer liirlilent lo Hie
fioum, iii Ii uialaila ami rueinnaiiim,
a.aliul wlili h ll ii alwaya ilcilralil lo lonll)
Hie ayilem aiiei eisiiire to Hie eoiitlliltini
Hrlilrh iiriHluce the a. I'olil. damp ami mlaiiiia
are ftiircljr roiinierai-ied by lliMdcilc r'a Htoinaru
Klttir. Alter )ou have Incurred rla from
tlic. illll'ienoei. a wtlleKlaaaltll of Iwo ol llol
letier'i M oin.i'h Hlnera dlreetljr afterward
Kli'iuld be iwa'loweil. Kor malaria, itiM'iiila,
lircr i'omi .Int. aldiiry and Madder tumble,
iiorviiiitiii'.i anil debility It la lbs mo.l ue
iwrveilly m i liar of reuivitei aud reveiitivii.
A wiiietflaMiiil beloie uieala iroiuoia appall'.
K llth-Mi von prefer a Ions ei(aiirmull
Well, I wonlifii'l. hlani'h" 11 juuIlliUlbialeri
u well at I du you would,
liKAf-MCNM CANNOT UK CTIltll
lly local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion ol the ear. There la
only one way torure Heaiiie.-a, and that is
by L'oiistituiiiiiiul remelirs. Uiafiii-ti Ii
caused l an inlUiue l oumlitum uf the
mucous 1 1 i ii x ul the Kuatachiaii Tut.
When this tune geta iiilUiiied you have
a ruiiiiiliiigaoimdor liiiperlcut healing, and
lieu It is entirely oloaed lleal'ueai is the
result, and unleiia Hie uillu l ion ran lie
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
final coiiilhion, heating Hill be destroyed
forever; nine caiei uui ut tea are caused
by catarrh, which Is nothing but an in
llauied condition uf the imiuiiua surfaces.
We will give One Hundred IMIara for
any case ol l)i-utiiesa (earned br catarrh)
ilial rauniit be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure, Send for droit lam. free.
K. J. CHUNKY A CO., Toledo, 0.
f-Bold by iJrugKi'ta, 7'o.
Vlnl'or-Whal flu ynu 111 It, k . M m Jennie? I
ilri-amt a-l nlKlit ilial I a y"i In your isiHIii
Ji iiiiI. -V .11 ii,i, 'l in) ot What kind ol a
IreM d.d I have mi t
Piso'a ('urn ' the iniHlinine tn break up
eliiidren'a (.urli and CuMa.- M a. M. U
lli.l'ST, Spraxue, Wash., March , IKH.
TkY OsHMit for hreakfaiit.
Weak and Weary
Cei-Kimo of a di-pli ted e iielition of the
blood. The remedy is lo be found In
purine.!, enriched anil vltalid hlrxsl,
which will lie given by Hood's Harsspa
rilla, the great Mood purifier. It will
tone the stomach, create sn appetite and
(rive renewal ilrenth. Rem uilier
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Is the only true bhsal pii'ifier prominent
ly iu the piihliceye Vslay. (1 i fix (or 5.
Hood's Pills linn, friee. ' eotila.
Ely's Crsani Balm
Wll.l. CI'KR
CATARRH
Art'ir iim iiio h n'Mtru,
Artificial yes
E'astic Stockings
Trusses . . .
Crutches . . .
Write fer Prices...
nmi mm i co.
DU tllTI
f ertlinS. 0r0
A SURE CURE FOR PILES
llefclae HilMkiem ll lJa ir 111. t-crolrMl., iil
li.wnx i lima li warm. 1 tn. luna aod tUtmk, Hlaal
li . l-nxuOoie Tl'U al ri (
OH. BO-M-HO-i PILB HfMIDy,
hlod duwllr oe partaaSart-l. abta)laa at-
lnm eiil Dt. ticket J'WJaSa.i fa,
WB FRAZER
rKAfltVli, t', J HIT I 1 Ml WOULD.
9
ami aclies of an annoy iiiR uature, a torturous nature, a danjicr
otw nature, -.t:i (jnickly and surely cured with Pain-Killer.
As no one is jiroof nyainst aiti, no one should 1 without
Tain Killer. This oikI old remedy kept ut hand, w ill save
tiim-h sufk-ritio; n-.id many calls on the doctor. For all sum-
niiT coiuplaints of rtow-ii folks or children it has stood w ith
out an enttal fur over half a century. No time like the present
to Kct a hotlle of ( ,
Paim-KIIIer
Pol.t ererywhero. The nusntlty bas been donbled but the price remains i
the iiiuu-, lAxik on I lor worllileaa liuiuiluua. tluy ouly the geuulne,
beurlin tlio name 1'kkky luvia A Hof. .
IHEEP-DIP
LITTLE'S
Mliea
iim UIDUI
NOW
BUY..
GRASS SEEDS
MALARIA I
J Th'iM. ilo-e ii'iliv TrT II
JCI
urriKii i n nn
Antifermentine
Preserves all kinds of Fruit without cooking, and retains their
natural flavor.
"IT IS IGNORANCE THAT WASTES
EFFORT." TRAINED SERVANTS USE
SAPOLIO
TMI tailiMl till OtauiNC Tk.aalfltalV,aar,anUM.riiiaala. X$r
ITl 7ai VI ImUm, m ihuuim a llubwr NmI A I. U4 w4 a,4.ni. f
I I fn bi..LH..UM T.,....uLi.i aw. m,tMt,H0mt 4 rani.aiai.v
All rill la iMMIwrt I'M H"l H'Hil. " Saaareaa. aeaalavfrlla. II UraiglM.. ar wal
4r. I. ai I rovtiaik a-aanhu .M "UJlf Ik LadUa," a. law, k ralara Matl.
le.OIMI T-.iimmiI.ib. lw fNr m.14 fct all I Uraaal.i.
t Mil Ht-al i u (Ut Mil AL III, all MaUaa a,.. 1'HILAS-r.l.rHla. I.
ASK YOUR DRUQQI5T FOR
THE BEST
FOR
Dyspeptic.DelicateJnfirm and
AGED PERSONS
JOHN CARLS SONS, New Verk.
DROPSY
TKRATKD PRF.B.
foal lie l Cured wltk Taalabla Ramadlai
ll.Ta cawyl thoainda of Cum eaaaa ro
toanoad hopalaaa bf baalphfalelant Iriai ar.liinai
If mtoaii dlaappaar; In tee dar.alleaal Iwo Uilrdi
aliarnaioma rammed. SanS for fraa book kaaiiao
llala of nlreruloui eiiraa. Tea Jari' iraalaiiai
free br eiall. If fua order trial. aanditNi. Id aiaai
uaerpuaiaee Oh. II II nu e SoNa,attaoia,ua,
Ulua onlerwlal reura ttla adrarvlMaiacI tu a
DR. GUMS
lktrUOVKD
UVER PILLS
A MILD PHTSIC.
A mrr.atri.ol o Ilia UiwJa aaah dv "" M
fcllh, llia pllja aup4r "hat l".,!Jl,"?"
..u.atll arim A nilK V
i.k. It r ilw. Thar cue. Ilaana.na. urajiiw tarn
Ha,and rlaUiaO.onUiaoliallalliaaialA
liar eroai mw wwmmn. . n -
...111 lr.. (uU bat f' 1 ,HiJl aef
UlMA.NkO MUA CO, 1'rulA.l.lpluA. 1,
GHICKEII RysyiOPAYS
If jroe uie the fitaliaj
Inrvkaura S Hraa.ra.
Wuke mouey while
olhere are waning
time liyoldprocraare.
Calaloslcllaall about
il .and Uearrlbra mry
article needed (or Ibc,
poullrr bealneef.
The "ERIE
merhanlrall the beat
wheel, freltleittaoilel
We ere fecine toa.i
Aeenla. Bicycle caia
Iuiue,malle4 Ireejieee
fnlMearrtntlofi nrleee ete.. aokkts waiit(
FITALUMA nrcUBATOI CO., rtalims,Cal.
Ua AKi Hoc. a. ll Mala St., Lue Anift lea.
NEW
WAY
I'oril.ncl, Walla Walla,
Huokaue, lie O.KAN.
Hallway aud Ureal
Northern Hallway lo
Montana puluU, HI.
I'aul, Mllili a po 1 1 a,
Ouiaha.HI. liuU, ('hi
ranoand KaaL Addreaa
EAST!
iiearel afenl- ( V
Donavan, lie". Alt.,
r-iirtlanil.Or.i H.C.Hte-
eeiia,(en. AKt.,Heaiile,
ah.; CO. Iniiin, dell. Ant, riunkane, wain.
Nodu.l; rork-beliaat tiak, tine curry; pal
ai ilei'ilii( and dlniiigeara, Luflct. library oari,
lam lly lonrlil kleepeni; new equlpineuk
AXLE
CREASE
Ita wearinKiiualltloa are uutiirpaaaeil, actually
oiillaalliie two Iwiua of any oihai brand, fie
Iroin Animal Oil.. ItKT I IIK UKNl'INK.
to HALK UY OHIOON AMU
fapOWASMINOTON MKKCHANTS-l
and iMalera iauerally.
W. P. N. U. No. 61 1 -8. F. N. U. No. m
LWij il.tiKt Ail USi
; lutiti It r rut. THMi 4aWiuL
aNX e
MRS. WINSLOW S nM'-?a:
FOR CHILDHIN TtlTHINO
Fee aal. bf all UrayeUlj. SA (nU a kail la.
i
tsV 1 fr 11
i. ti
POWDER DIP THE BEST MADE I
with colli water. Reliable aud aat.
t COh Mad. Oi. IS! ASZKSZSri K!
buell mmm
205 Third Bt Fortland
IK) VOU t-'KKL BAD? 1HK8 YlUK BACK
ai lie? lVies everr step seem a burden? Yon need
MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY.
WELL-KNOWN BEER
(IN KEliS OK BOTTLKri)
Heronrl to none- TMT IT..
Nu matur wbers (rum. I DHTL lMI, OK.
NOTID FOR
SIMPLICITY,
STRENGTH,
ECONOMY
AND
SUaRJOR
WORKMANSHIP
In Every Detail.
Theae enrlnei are arknnwiedRed by eipert es-
J:(neera to lie worthy ol hlRlieat oomrJieiHlatloe
or luipllelly, blah grade material and imperiot
workuianahlu. 'Ihey develop Ihe tail arieai
hnrie power, and run wlibout an K.leetrle Mairk
Haliery the ayitem ol IgnlUoD U llrnplc, lues.
ueii.lieand reliable.
fur iiiiinpliig out till tor Irrinllng perpoeee
no betuir eiiglue oan be found ou the r-aelfle
t'oa.l.
for hol.tlni oetBu tor mines llity bie Bel
with h Ik heal approval.
For liiiermlii.nt power their eoonomy la
e,Ue.lloua4,
AND
MANCFACTVRKD BT
PALMER I REY TYPE FOUNDRY,
Vwe. reoul and Alder Sta.,
PORTLAND, - ORECON.
Bend lor eaulon.
AMERICAN
Palmer & Rev Branch
Electrotypcn
Stcreotypcrt...
Merchants In Cordoo tad Pe-erfess
Pressts, Cylioder Presses, Paper
Cutters, Motors of all kinds.
Folders, Printing Material.
Patentees of Self-Spacing type.
Sole Maker, of Copper-Allo; Typ
HERCULES 8r.
,:o;NGINE3
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