EUGENE CITY GUARD. LkuaritiUk rrearleMsr. EUOENE CITT. OREGON. A OCFtNSE OF TMt LIAR. Tks rirtllloa l .letr. 'HHe ' Fur many year the wi men have in lltl n)U t'i importune and bt-aut of trul li. V r.ud that ail the jjloriou end lovely imxl in ti ii4 of the art.de- end upon lL 1,4 "I1"0 n'1 euJur.n foundation. We r.i that rsctry and Wuiy ret nr lha con genial sub-urn of tnith a. a atntua ism In i dedal, lint in nun n not a y.-t r.rt. u whol.ua givi 11 the other i. iu of the qui -tioii jii-l- r J ! Idol lue !irniiu tu tin-1 .T"il and worth i f lur. Vtrfi' ami revere the truth. We I ihere to it iii th.ory aii'l In practice a tiniiif rare in the adherent of imre opinio!. but we U lu r iu justice tlion-U Dm hciv.ui full, and in all the good, old fashioned aiiom. In all truth, however, tu sk j-urudoilcally, tiuliur, atan element of practical ad vancement, hut In n ti lull Ignored. U U lime thut the pen ami the truth ahuuU do him homage. Who n't the great enterprise afloat? Who 1 the originator 'f vast Invest tnrnta and the Instigator of magnificent project? Tho liar. Who ii it that Cot the bonda, die- count. cnrMrutiria ami consolidation? Who it it thut ha a--tll-l the wild landt of the went and made I'lirle Han no longer freeholder? The liar. Who U it that originate "hooma" and distribute capital from the unwary to the wux? Who i it that make wildcat wince uccetsful and aeta a rri upon human ingenuity? Who it it that give the iinpulee to pol itic! and the trend to political economy? The liar. The liar hat m many fuite. at Portent. Anon be withe to make yoor fortune, and again he wantt to borrow a dollar. But he it alwayt pleaiant, afTahle, agrecab!e, wheth.r engaged In the antic lung of million in world itirrinx plana or in attempting to tccure free lunch. The truthful man will affront yon with rude candor and hold up your faulta brutally to your notice. Dut the liar he will do nothing- of the tort, lie will make you comfortable and happy. lie wiil put you at peace with the world and with Uittiry. Whether he it iu Commerce, In politic! or in the tho w biuinet, whether ho it offering yon a potitionor asking a favor, let hit merit be recognized. Miiiuuapoli Commercial. The Hardworking aallaa. Thit mli r la currently Imagined to al low lut minister to do all hit work, while h himself livet a life of Inxurinu Indolence. The Very reverse it the rule. The one man in all llioTuikij.il domin luiit who work morning, mn and night, whose luitid never rest from ef fort to carry hi t.e.ple through the dif C. ulti.t w hich beset hud tyateni and lak (if mean. i the monarch. The min ister work llllle. the sultan incessantly. Not only u thi well known, hut an inti mate ol mine it an nl le-cuinpiti dully attendance ujou hit imij.i-ty, and my idea gleaned from lilln have ;iveri me a hearty reri'l for the H'nniii.ility of the pri'K lit U'urer of tha ereacent. hiine hi a i iM4ii liu luu acam'ly left bit palace. 11. re he IuUtk with lioiut UiMlty toid. ct the iupw.ile, for the bud Turkixh i uitoiini.ru like thehiwt of the M' di t Klid THiuiit. The ayatem U aa lotti u a the Kiple are hard to teach. Moreover, the fiiltuii it the tiluplert and moat plainly diH-od iiiuu iu hia iloiniu loiik. Tiie uu,reU'iitlou eourtety of hit pirwiiiul Ix iiruik'. hit appin'nt la k of l(otiMii. hit Mtlicr pale, iiervoua, fa ti'ii".! looking face, ure dignity itnelf. 1 have never e..u a more patriarchal ceremony or nmt of higher tone limn the fjnu t proceaMon of N'huulik. llnrjier't llagiuine. Thlrlt-tbrva lar W llhaul FmhI. A rjneer ttory, nnd on which reader would do well to thoroughly aalt (give It more than the proverbial grata) before wallowing, comet with tint claat rec ommendation all the way from F.ng laud. Thirty-thie yeart ago, in hm, member of I lie Chaplin family iln-d at lllauktley, Lincolnnhire, and Waa luid iu the luiialy tomb. Thit particular Chap lin waa a iiuturulmt, and among hit other pctt had a large gray bat. That bat waa permuted to enter the tomband Wat tea led upalive along with the corpse Of hit dead lii.utcr. Iu INitf the Vault wut oN-ntHl, and to the turpriae of all the bat wat alive and fat. On four dif ferent occaaiout tiuce the Chaplmt have lool after the welfare of their dead relative'! pet, and each tune it hat been reported that the bat wat ttlll in the land of the Imug, although occupying quart rt with the dead, lie wat hut aeeu In Uti. St. Louie Republic. ralkr Trlraailag. The great controversy over the wear lnj of fiutherttidevelopimr contiderahle beat. There it no appreciable effect Vet of the p'.eaa on U half t f the bright pluniajfed bird. The hat boxee of the i'ruicett of Wale have Jnt le u pet-ped Into, and what wat teen there may have an important Influence on a larjjo num ber. On the hatt nvently made for the pnncet and her daughter there are tuny foaiUcrt. hut we are told there are Bone except Iroin bir.lt which are ueed for hntiian food. Mutt of thelutt areo.' the half A'.jnne thape, now coming into faihion, .ueof the nealeat contained b'ck cu.k t tail fea'.hert. A little ivlor b.vj been Introduced, tlum lug that the princetj ii bringing her motiniing to i clot-v London l'ornwaindeht. A Kl I'rwrMa, A new n.i-'l.. . (.f rlu. mg t-l ha Wn wtu-t to M Jul. Ciaruur bv M. Moiu' ihamoiij making ejjn nitut. Ilc!aii:ia that It u tucrraaful. Ti.e tU.l it u:antanetnuiy made by p'ui li.g a Ur of in.a and a :u k of i har coid toother in a rall I dir.t tion In atlectmaiCnbnek furnace of atem ia! ue of l.to) degree and tubje, ting tiiem to a ttrong cunmt M. Jul Oar O.er rilrU that hia discovery will rwo lutkiuixt tl. Uidiutry.-Ex. hange. lit ';! i ail. Fhe Ooeof lb lf-k-i,f our aoftla broken. W i.l jic..iiir r.iui.d r k'iil aay and At uf Car orntrr-1 m vrrybu.y ju4 Dow, in!. 'l l.lrennr dof rbv-Oh, drar, to! H niuai Ira rvaul J by JJ ui tumav Lila. CU1C0 A QUEER ISLAND. Dpa1.t I " Water aa ff tnm O.ld I muea. Curao it one of the iii ret little la land of the CanMa-an te. It In tnileaJ north of VeneinrU, if aUmt 80 mil. long and 13 or II wide, and It baa population of more than jiMmi. There it no meant of prx unrig fnh Water on the Irian I except by alig rmnwat.-r in reat-rvoira. A nnmijrr of well have Un lnrel under the nr liou of the nt h govenilnent, to which ft belotigt, but each end.-l In failure. A runout ttateineiit regarding three 0orinit u made by the InhaMtaut of the ialand. Tin y tay that In en It and every rmm afu-r certain depth waa rea lied the tool dripjal out of light. Indicating that there i no aolid founda tion to the i.l.md. The l rinif were maile In low plan and through hilla, and in alut :Vl diffcp nt phvea, eai h With the tame ultimate roult. A few well have he-n dug to er depth and br.ickili, unph aeant taating wal r itobtain-l from tlx in, fit only for mail nfactunng purii-. The appr iirh of the raiuy aeain U alwayt au interesting tune there. The water in the reM-rvoir it low at thu tune, and the native eagerly await the bi(iortuiiity b gather fre-h topply. Clothing i iievt r waahr.1 there iu frrh water, but at all hour of the day the beach i aiive with women heating, the clothe with dull on the rocka. The hoiix-a are all built iu the Dutch ttyle, and are moetly of atone, with tile roofn. The ttr-ta are very narrow. In aouie place o narrow that it it poaaible to tlutke hand with the occnnt of a room arraM the trreefkimply by loaning ont of the window. There la a K'omty of young women in the Uland, but an overplenty of old and wrinkled daun-a. It It aald the young women leave borne a toon aa they are of inamageabln age and aeek huaband in Urvii, Veneiuela, or kjiut other South Americau city. Yet there art tome of the prettiest girl there a traveler ever tet eye upon. Tbcy are the daugbtere of Dutch father aud Ppamtb mother, and the mingling of the two blood ha produced beautiful race, which la grow ing quite uumerout there. TbretMiiiArter of the population I of African deacent.or mixed African.Span lab, Dutch and Indiun. A few Indian, (aid to be deaceudanta of the C'uribt, are ttlll to be found on tho itlaud living In butt of ttraw. Their tole buhlue In theedyteein to be the ildling of lottery ticket. Ev erybody invet In the lottery there, and a there are drawing each day tlie ped dling of tlcketa form quite a paying buninet. Home of the African there are mag- nifloutly formed, epvially thota em ployed along the Ingoon in loading and unloading iteaiuer and nhipa. They are at home iu the water and will dive un der a tteamer for a "real" or IU cent piece. Of late year they are forced to wear Ult w hile iorting iu the lagoon ii.-ar the u'ttleiiieiit, but a tho Ingoon ex tend in the center of the inland aeverul luih' each way they limy be ra-eli every evening making tin ir way iu punt to a point la-yolid olwervalloii whiro thev can enjoy theliiMdre iiiilrMiniueleil by clothing. The Mio-a prtieu, or tnonkev plum, la the favorite Iruit, and the rrot 1 the favorite bird. For ft a young parrot that cull talk ill Spiimli may lie pur chaw.1, and lie Ling bird can be hud for Ml cent. None of the liipior w hich obtain it name from the ialand la made there now. The Dutch have taken hold of the union fiu'ture of tho liquor und have trans ferred the bilMno to Holland. New York Herald. lluulh aa lllllpaaier. Onetoryof l-xith't trip to the S.md wich lnhuid n uiaiiia with me. He hud gone there In 1'I n t'omany with lit coinrud", Mr. David C. And. r..n, en route to Aiiiitraliii.and they were to play in the Iloynl Hawaiian theuter. They hud hired a native to w(n up the hill announcing the Tformauce. Thu had to le done with premration linmed "lan-pia.," made from a vegetable railed "tara-tara," which I a favontu fiaxl In Honolulu, but the r man wu o huu gry that yielding to temptation be iucon tiucntly ate up the paate, aud to their turpnan no bill aprel. When the reoaoii wa omi i tiumsl, they feared to truht another native, and it wa there fore agn-) that a Ilth wa the young er ho thould act iubilliotiT.aud it cam topuM that every night after the per formance Edwin went about the city with hit play bill aud bucket of pante and put up with hi own hand the jiott er announcing what the company would play on the following night. And he a aured me that he did thit bonevtly un.i did not eat any of the patte! William lluphain in Century. rhewlag Oara. I atked A verr fauiout rhviidan lha other day if it wa iujurlout to chew gum not that I do it and beautwered: i c and no, "And howr 1 Inquired. "To chew guru for live or ten mlnnt fter a uieul It abolutely benefk'ial." laid he, "epeciully for hity eaten, who do not half iiiaatirnt their food, beranaa the action of the jaw cuutea th gMtric pile.- to flow, aud Unit it good. But M few oeoul can im and not ahnw. li Tl, get the ginu in tli. tr innutht and keep at It till tiny fairly dry up the aaliva tup ply, bring on a headache and get gener ally lirrvou. Thu will caut Indlgea Hon." New York Recorder. Merer la Ttia. Tlie late n. J. Ityrou bad a horror of funeralt. but waa once prevailed upon to attend that of a fellow llobcuian. After Wailing long at the cemetery entrance, be aud hit cotiipiuiona followed a fune ral into the chaj'l. and wheu the terr Ice wa half over, discovered that It Wa that i f a stranger. Their friend fune ral bad Uot iine yet. "Ah." aald llyroti. "Juat hke jaa.r Uill I never iii time'"-Uan.l. MiKiou. A light sujip r. a t n.ght't tleep j and a tin uiormmr have often nuJ a hero of the tame man w ho by Indiges tion, a rrtica bight aud a rainy morn ing would have prvvnt a coward. Che-stern. Id. Sir Doyle a'ile said, "SingUf miaf.r tune uever come alone, and tbe greatest of all tangible na.sfortunea i geoerallv folh.weU by a much gn-mu." Th tab tit i f urt- t nothing m. r. than doing what yon can dow.U am dt lcg Weil w hatevsv yoa de wtUtoot . thought of faot. hUt Many Remarkable Cases of Swin dling Brought to Light DEATH M M IXSrTLLTMXl LATI P Taa aarkabla rrrraaaw ml aa r.a lUk W .aa-ll..w a rr.rwha.aa Taa Ihargaef Ilia Kaaeral Tbe Mae- am, Meyer aaat Aaalle l a. NEofthe moat fer tile ttrlfla of wlrk Hi lllKenillly I I ha twindlllig of life liiaiirama riniia Film. ellliTbr alln ulated dratb or oninuht niiinler. The record, of the Inaiiranie riifi lilea f.tbe iaat.V year furnitb many inlaiiee of frauila. and three notable raee of re- eent dale have at traded wulriread Interr-t. In the ra of Lieutenant llanibroiiifli, who wa myaiert oualy ahot In Seot land. Monn.n. w ho waa rhari(el with murdering him. ha l-. n an- nuitieil by a Siiti h venlict of "not proven and 1 likely loeoller t the! IKi.nai luaiiranee rra (he Voung lieiilenant' life. The fate of Dr. .Meyer, wboUacrnu-d of making ahul neat of polaoninn nien and women and rn lectlng Inan ranee on (heir live, baa mat yet been d.-rlded. A more recent raae I that of John C. Auatln, whoae heir wer awarded lit, 77VJ10IO New York the other day In a tint brought amlnat the Mutual l(e-rve Kund Lift Inauranee aawa iatton. In the aiimnirr of IHd Anatlu Inanml hi lift for H V" and three data later wa reported drowned at Coney Ialand. Ilia clothe were found la a bathbt.uae. but the body wa never found, and tber wa tome unuaual not to tar tuaplciout circumnanee connected with the aliened drowning. The inauranee company wat not aatUfh-d with th proof of death, and th beir brought auiu At tht trial th defendant produced a witnra wboclaiineil to bar aeeu Auatin In th Adirondack a year after hi disappearance and Introduced a photograph of Auatln in hunting coaluint alleged to bava been taken In l"SJ. Hut the Jury decided that Aua.ln waa dead. Up to date th attempted fraud oo Ufa luaurtnc companies are, tint, the very rare one uf pretended death, w hich may be artificially Induced by certain drug; arc otid. falae certification Ibrouub bribery or forgery; third, falae prraouailun of tba ap plicant and decent lou of th medical ex aminer and aubatitution of a dead Ixaly. Ibe only caae of iiiocewfully aiiuulated death on record occurred in England many year ago aud, alnuige toaa)', the aauie wom an weul thruiiub the aimulalrd death per formance ii three dUtluct uccaaiont lie twera Interval of many year, and her "bnalauid" or "father" or ' brother," who Waa partner In the nheine. waa the name tnau on each (a-caaiou. Th pair were auo eraafiil in each iliatauce. Iu the llrat attempt the muu waa a pov erty alrlckru geutleiliau of the auhnrlat of Ixiuduii, then a gambling army olhcer of (Jueeo tquare and linall) a l.iver.l mer chant. Life iliaiiratioe men III ajn-aking of tli raaa eay that au ueivaafiil a arrtea of fraud by the ame roii apa-ara wonder ful at the prrwnt day, and that the woman either poaaeaeed that powerof almillating death of which there hava Iweu a few re markable inatancea Iu hialory or thut tht phraii ian waa brllal. UuerraiK lomataclink In lWtlin aatiiia lime lav k waa beavil) iniired. The futirrul look place. Ititlwh. n a diaiuteriiieiil wa had the tMiileiila of the coll'm were found to c.naat of alone and etraw, ami it waa aeertaine that Toiiialaeh. k, iiiiM'llfd by lrreitiblecuriilty ami diaguianl beyond reiiiKiiiliou, bail altemb'.l hia own funeral. Here i another and a Imnl remarkuble caae of the aame kind. Iu l""i a w ine mer chant in Itonb-aiix, Krunce, nuiiie.1 Vital llouat, luauieil hi life for , a (rune In the I'aria ollii-e. Then he went to Umdou. Ill widow a little later pn-eutrl beraelf at the liiaiirnuce ollli-e with the h k'iil ilocu- military praif of her hoaUimr death. The coniany aotuehow "eiiicll a rat" and InveotlgaUil. It a.i-ma that when Doual weul tu lamdon he put up at Ford hotel under the iiame of Ibila-rtL While there he gi4 a French waiter to w rite him out a cert i Iii ate in Enuli-li, puriHirting to be igned by Dr. Crilll, to the i tf.rt that Vital laiuat had dleil oil the 'Ma of Novrmlrer, ltk uf auriiriam of the heart. Thu certillcaui wa preaeuteil tu the reg- laterof death at l'laitow by Douat huu- elL Th certilloate waa rrgtatered. It be- jon c. AftTin t nrsTtso cotTrve From th tihuluaranh showa In rotin 1 big state-l thai th body waa then Ulna at . , .. . . . I,. ...... . . . "a i laisiuw. .u mat very oay Douat procured a rrrtioVat from tht re- Ul- . I.- V. . - . of St. Patrick' remelery at Ixw Iji)U,ii omemi a grave to He dug IKmat un-b r th Dame of IWuardo then paid tbe burial fee and designated tbe following Sunday f.ir the funeeal 1 1 a inn iiml.. f k- .,... of Kubinl coolly went to au un.l.rtak.r ' aim piiiXDaani a lull tiecomn. In a hn h be flscnl a thick lining o( Ua.1 It...... I...I th eolTlu rouvee.l 10 the cemetery from a certain house, be hi marl f being the chief I and only m.mnirr. In th rbapel u( the ' . . ij . 1. , , . . . . 1 the "remains ' of IV. oat wr pncsik-iird I.. ! the earth. It was Sergeant Drutvitrh of the Urn 1 Hon p.hcwl fmiiid all this out. Hut' whew th sergeant ma.l bis div-or.-rira Dmiat bad come 10 this country bevnud h. r-h. Ikmat wa d.nr.l. however Iu ln be went In Antwerp, where heailempt-1 ed te ots!aln from Inauranee rontinies a big sum of Insurance .mi aal. ahii).r.l on a Vessel, lit prod nerd inv.u.i-a n-prvrntn Ust lb raae and barrela ,ta,ue.l i iai worth of rhvaka and hare. Tl.e eaaea hroiual cm the d. k. and, lo and behold! they develonnl Into two barrels of tar. and "e war found Ut contain roan, t bla alcuhol. powder and rbarooal. Hewaaarn Uaoed to deata. but lha Kreuch r'ern fcol claimed bint under th txtraditino 14 fje at ttetcpw4 fro4 oa th part a Lite innrne enmpany Be wa n trtneil In n il aervlinde when It got blin. Here I an Interealllig drowning raae: I) K lbwell of Munele, I ml. on hrpt. li, Kl. alarted for hi Irtilawllh hia wife. II purchaanl twom krta fi g1.' each, g.a.l f.ar Unity, of Ibe IUllwy I'aaaellger oiiny of Hartford. Hi hf" wa In tnrl (or (lii'oi In t he Franklin Life of In haiiaalia. He waa prvaideiit of lb local lewnl of then..paiiy at Munele. and he waa an highly thoim-ht of that hewaan'4 only made pn-ai.lent of Ihetaainl, but when l.e IiliiimI bia life for ?o.il the etniaiiy did uiaak forara.h payment of the pre Itiium mi the policy, but took hia mMeforaix n.oi.lha lloaell ami hia wifa on Se.t. -JJ, l;i. lefi M. U.uiaon theairainerSt. Luke. At midiiikht Mra. Itiawell irave the alarm that her hiialwml had fallen orerlaairl while airk. "I aaw Mr. Howell falling luckwap ami ovi rlnl." ah aald. "I prang to raich hi in where he tat on the rail wiib one arm round the ai.mi liion. but could not. I aa In in reach the water, there waa a apla.h. and all wa over." N-arrb for the deail Italy wa ninvle. It waa never found. The aueiit of one of the life eoiiipaniea Jame iiwell bail lnurel bimaelf in wrote to the ciiiiany. "Iloawell waa one of our lwt citleiia.of the lawt habila, rea-eted and rateeiiied by all who knew him." The Franklin company waa toed by the widow. The venlict waa In her favor for 111.'"). 1 hi wa a.-t aanle ami a new trial granted. Iloawell low I now la-n "dead" thrtw year. The cae waa again to come up. Tin waa In I?! Ala.ut tht time ATTtNliHO HISOWX rrXEB.tU I there wa Judge I. 9. Howe In Gateakurg. I. li III. H wa playing crwpiet with tome a a uie doorMe pi r, out w nu n tne ran ladic on day w hen two gentlemen recog- road callt a box c ir. Tim coiuetliatl ha uited blin aa the lung I oat Iloawell. lie tecurcil la f.-lou of his vaiis.'. which he admitted It and tuddeuly went touth. leav- liigbl.trunka.eciirityforalM.nofrju). I lwa.pl.lnthat.Mr. Hoawel w..lnthe tcbeme, at It wa proven tual in Uul vit- 1 Ite.1 - Judge Ho." In (J.le.burg and had piaaed there at hit nlc. Hhe waa arretted, tried aud convicted and tentenced to pri- , ou. Iloawell wa raptured In .Michigan Iu inform tnu noiei iiiuu mat i.u mcjp.ii July, .t. ami racaped puiiiahnient on the lug to nign w ith Manager Se.unl-ao and technicality that a mau and wife could not j wm B..Utf j n dav or two. After liear- conapire. Ileie la a cnae that completely ouldora Meyer If he ia guilty of what be I charged lib: W illiain rainier lived In Kuiiely, a i little town on the line of the Northwestern I railway, Emilaml. In l he waa a flue haiking man, '.A years old. He married the laraut i(ul daughter of Colonel ltrtaik of the East India service. The girl' mother had received from the colonel a life leaae of hi faUiti. Palmer wa a faat liver. He oved horae racing and hud a prit .it.. Ialar- atnry w here he made varioua cheinicul ex- iMTimenta. When ahort of fuiela one dav. he apK-ulrd to Mra. iinaik. ne wi-ut to live with her daughter at once. She died mhlenly four ilay after she reached the Hiiuely home. Ily her deal h Pulim r' wife ' liecaiue ow n.-r of the llrooksealate, but mi- ' der hia control, lie Hour lived a faMer life .. .. .. .... ,. . 1 than ever. 1 our of hia chili rt-u, like Mrs. llria.k.. dlt suddenly, with Interval, of , one or two year la-tween theib-ath of each, There nuiailie.1 one. At the mot her dent U tbe eatnte would pia to that little one. tho Country.' Comedy How stroll ill, Pnliio-r bad hi wife life Injured for and Tolua falls up ill hia cheat with ;a,uio A sporting Irieml of Palmer'., 1 a,,,! , i,guge liiln. in tone to ! over named lllud.11. calhal iih.ii him soon after- llt.r,l l,v l, landlord, to o.innlet.. tl,. wanl to rollra t a debt of .I..Val. tick at Palmer a hoiiae ami die.1. He fell 'aimer "family plu.lciau" said the ruiiae waa.vre- , brnl fever. A year afterward Mr. Palmer . took sick and died. The "family phy.i. Ian" Blade out the death cert ilicale, ami soon afterward the l.ondn life eoliiHUiie paul the r."i.ii. Palmer then had hia brother Waller life licoircd for '".l. The broth er waa a hunt drinker. Palmer, the chem ical e.M-rimeuter, vave Inm gin to drink, and be died shortly. He then applied for the Insurance; lint, l range to say, w lu-u the i-oliipaiiie n fll-.il to M ttle he never renewed the. aiplicaliou. Hut Palmer wa inch a gisal maul No neighbor sueiU-il he would do a w Mug act. In November, IsV., John Parsons Cook'a horse Won at the Shrewsbury race f 10,(100, Ira ni lug Palmer's. The latter had U-t heav ily, and hit hM-a were ureal. lieslde he bail forged note 1 11 the extent of H.",0, tud eaiire threatened him. Ciaik wo Worth Mal, aud Palmer hail ubtnlueil Cook' signature to many note. He got Cook to visit bia 1 Palmer's) Hugely houae that month (Xovemla-ri. Palmer gave Cook something to drink and gnve biui some pill. He died two days afterward. Tbe "family phyairiau" said tbe cause wo apo plexy. Tbe (Hist mortem revealed evidence of polaon. Palmer wat tried fur murder and found guilty and wot banged. Th I body of Mra. Palmer bad been by tbi time li month Iu the urave. It was exhumed. It waa found that she had died from the ef feet of antimony, which whs detected Iu all part of the body. The body of the broth er Walter waa exhumed. It was found that pruaaic arid had killed him. Palmers high social position and th medical certificate bad prevented the life Insurance companies from suspecting any j wrongdoing. Just before the revelation a to Cook . . , , kt death Palmer bd tried to in- lZ&Z tcriU-d Bate., a gentleman of liidepend tntmeao." He ha.l also at the same time ' trietl to bar lb life of th post master of tar the I nugeiy insured lor f-W.lM). The denoue- ; nirnt In the Cook cas eousequcutly saved their livrw. OalBieal. Oatmeal, Indian meal aud hnmluy all re quire two thinge for perfection-pleuty of water when put on to boll and a lotur time for boiling. Have about two quart, of llsttr.cuofulof oatmeal wbi-h 1... il . wet with old water. Hull one hour, Mir- m''' ln ,,,e U''a ,0 U' m xl pluve.1. ring often, and then add half a spoonful of , ,0 Idch pluce they ngn-e to pay hi rail salt and la.il an hour louger. If it should td fare. They reach the town iu the get too anil, add more boiling watrr, or If early hour of the morning, und the I., thin IkiiI a littla longer. You cannot . traveling hotel muu ia put to Nil with la.il Ii t.much The only tmubl. In co.-k- th company', manager, who lies awake .'ireTyT -iiou when i, Lwrnuch letter for having ,h, ' U.J cr"U "r w '""J '1- P.henhe extra time. If there ia not au abundance " ln fl'W 'iiomelita ia iu po of water at flrt tbe oatmeal will Dot be ,"'"n the order he ha given OU the very ii.l.no matter how muih may be ' '"'x ofllce, having extracted it fn.io the addtal dunlin tbecookin. Crarketl wheat clothe of the tinsu:iecting sh-cper, who. ic.ke.tlnlheameway-Hvchaiige. (when he discover hi loe. hat ui'l'itiig Her lte.larr.lua. Mr. liiin. .iia. Nrvu,.ir told ui rou omewautevl to n.arry that Miaa I pt.ux. I She wouldn't have y.,,,. I prraume. i Mr HlnH.-X.e. !.. merely remarked thMM.-a Upton ba.1 alw.y. la tr, enaihle trl. New York Weekly . I t wfair riakiag. 1 Two cabmen a short tiro ago had a fid Ing match for half a sovereign and drUka, Suddenly oa of the jarv lea fancied ht had a btte, and la-lug overanxious had the mie ! fortune lo f. l una the tt.er. tn Ll re gatamg IL. U,or hi. rl,.l shouted out, "All bets art o!T. Jltn. v.,ua r ai, ta attar aa."-Londoa Tii-ti.it WllfV ISA II XSTt lit M KUS TRICKS WHICH ARE PLAVEO BV IVt PECUNIOUS THCSPIANJ. auu .(ike Malhwla Tke I aa t Taka the (iallll.l l.llr.r.l lela lamia-Tlnii-lr Arrlaal f Ike ( ..me-llae' I'rlaad -1 ke Traak Trl. k. Any one w ho know the look of, the barnMornier" ran tell Inm t a glance. It it the fine d ay that bring him out. Little l aea-n of bun on wi 1 and rainy day, but give Old S.d jnt half acl.ulice and you wond.-r at the array of immacu late 'linen, cigarette mid I'rince All-rt rxhlbit'il by th.-e fly by niiht tar. wIiom. way of wi-uritig mi exi-t nc are a Ingenimi a they are manifold. The men. with but few exception, are lair-b-r or winter who do not work at tlo-ir trade, a they are ciihir.too light for heavy work or tai heavy for light work. The ladic are a a rule the p.. ior of giaal homi-a, which they ib-w-rt to follow their rlK'riidicd calling. A coinjiaiiy of K'-yatoue talent leave riiiladi Iphi.i to play the alate of Xiw Jerwy. Their ttock in trade con-irts of a f .'" bank roll nnd tovcral bun dle not trtllika of wardrolw. I If ollre they are in po.-achioii of their ability, which i not appreciated by New Jer-y native, and after tnnking everl ttatnl. piiraue.1 by ungry hotel k-r -ra, they go anhoreou the rx l-a, mid with one uc cord all ii"" pi'int toward the (Quaker City. Tin' I idic h ive little troiilil.. iii tri'iirin;; tratiaport.vi "ii, nt they are ex perieticiil in the nrt of teEing th con ductor ft eiorv c.il. ulati d to aoftetl a heart of t..l. Tiny ride, and before reaching the Delawaro river have "touched" the uccollitnodatllig tlck'-t puncher for 3 cents each w ith uhich l. pay tiieir ferry fan-. Not k Willi tne tneii, aa they care riot . . . .. i ..... i . ... i ,or varuiMi mrnn cui. imi pr- ier no- "'K ' """" " l" ," pnu'womut rxprca-vd to hi th at in.it ion. On reachuiir home he riil--. ni it from the ..(,llllinv mid hie hiiuru lf to . . mt - hotel, where he emire. room und board for a Week, nt the end of which tmiu he U niiiilde to pay and lug thi toiig for four v.-ckt)ie landlord take charge of hit grip and udviw- l.un to find otln r iiuartera. Happy thought! liia f ri. ml, Tom Illower. hn nrnved in the c.ty, and im Tom ia dreaia-d in their language out ijf glit, our coiiH-ilinii hiiliti him up, nud after a i-hort confab with him Tom can U-m-4-ii wiilking in the directum uf the hotel lately la-rupicd. by Comedy. Ueuchilig there, ho calls ut the desk for our comedian and I informed by the proprietor that he U not in, whereupon Tom become agitated, ami in a conti. deiitial tone tell the bott I In. ill that hi' .l.-.ir. to eliu'.'ig" Col Iv to work tho ..... ,,1 .i,... ',.,,..,.-11 ... In. a . .. , 1 . ;n ..t i ..e 1 1 . ,.r been taken ill. "Wliv: he exc la n. "I .... . , . , ,m hl ,nl' ,H I"" only mall 111 til- cliyiicijmillHeil Willi the line Hint t.ie timet counalv eaaietit 111 w.-ek with htm ut a s.ilurv of f",o. Tl.u "," r" ""i'l'J """ '"".' ' J"".'1' " ,1' "linoleon-. due him. I'""1 'H,re inforuia our friend that ho lllllst report for ilre-a rein ar-.il at once. 1 11 1 : . I I ..!.. .. 1.. 1 . wliereuHti the landlord is told that his wurdrols- is in the grip, which is handed him iiiMaiitcr. He und his friend Tom depart arm in itrin. Hut tln-y never come back. Several years ngo a company stranded lieur Philadelphia, mid all but the load ing man returned to New York, ho re liiuiuing with hiadiiiarter at the hotel in which he wum stopping, i xjavting, a.s he told the country landlord, it money order from hia wife. At the end of thn-e week 110 money order hud mndo it up pt'urance, and the Thespian's trunk w.i taken into the storeroom in security by the hotel 111:111. Tlie day following tint move a young lady alighted from the train and registered nt the hotel, and in a very short tiuni lai anio uciiiaiiitcd with the leading man. She wanted to buy a trunk. lie would sell her i ue nud tated to the innkeeper that ho had n chance toscil In trunk und gavo him the impression that the procec.lt of tlie tale thoiild upp'.y on hi Krd bill. The trunk wu removed to the net or' room, where tho content were taken out of it undwrnpiK-diuu pajaT. afti-r which the lady wus culled in to examine the "keister." She wat tu love with the ttyle and inako of it nnd paid the actor f 10 in cash for the same. Tho bundle were lowered out of the window by the actor and expressed to Philadelphia. The j .l'i'-w-'l 10 I Oliaueipiuu. lut haJv mid h. r hill nt tl.hi.. to und thu, afternoon left for thit C1,y ,n company with the l.-ndimr man. 'uo wa no'" ""'r tlmn husband, 'n whose pnket quietly repov-d the tae-;fttce checK lor hi trunk, which tho day before had Ixvn the property t.f the confiding hotel Via-jfr. and who, to thit day, had never received a ceut from the proceeds of thut sale. A common practice followed by these ratcu-tts-catch-cau iiiuniigem ia to irive country hotel L .el-r au order for the amount of bl. bill, pnyablo at th 1 nt 10 do put to return home a tnucti w i.-r man - Philadelphia Tim.-s. one ran Uciill.-dtslucat.-d who ba not a. If knowl.,ge. It nudcrll. ' i "" "'"T ,U h"" U wUl, b L !""'"UU" . - - . Tb h't iMwasr pullih.-d in Uol- Ind apja'artsl ou the morning vf Jaa. H' Ifl '8- 't tu calhd Ik. Va ketjeke t'ourante 'n Europa. It ia now the Haarlem Couraut Or,t Entaiu r t two of h, r ,,on. frrm , 1 .f!T FVT , .,.,niiiiiaui la the Durto- f TWO SCHOCtS CF MUSIC. Mr. ... I lane l.r..ksrall .erlss Tbea aa He I lads Ikesa. "Talk I.Mour different srhre.l. of B.u.lc"ld Mr. I plow ue Emu lb other dT 'I'" tell yoiiwhata a la.1. wa hav r,pr. ent..ii. c, in our flat U He. two !,...!. win. I. are the m-i rem. from racb other ul any rale. In th rtmel.l uu.br mir. I Ure i ' '? line drill. rat le gcraa y.l I'baae um-dab player., ami ov. r bra.1 there ! a yung woman who It Ibe repre-nlative of the big heal kind of a tlaasil al SI load." What kind of a mu-iclaii did you say had liml.rn Th' " "kel the n p-rt- T. "An iim-.liih pla.'-r." " A w u.il '" a-k l ibe mall again, more i.Nlo'. 1I1. in Hi r. 'Why. an 11111-duh player, "f course. Ilulu': you vir hear one of Ihoaethnd who a, t.ilow 11 al ll.e piano ami play'l'm dah. urn dull, nnistah .lahslnli, urn dnldy ahslali, iiin-iiah d.ibsl.ih:' from morning until infill and lion from night until morning auaiii" T he r. a.iter silT a know Irdg.sl that he had had nil ex;a rieiice of that sort. Ilui I II t.ll )'i whui fact," Mr. Ehllte rallied on, "the playing of th young w in up atnlr would make an h e noc lorn- trieu ii h envy. For down right chlllitie. it la-ala anything which I hut.-. v. r heard. A n frlni -r.it or must I an uiiiicc.-aary article In thut house. She ought to save money for the family some way, any hon, l i ii-e In-r mtialc.il educa tion ha. cie-i a small fortune, I supMwe. Il is a eenooie circus to si-e her plar, though, ami I aupio-e she take enough phyan al eten iae at the piano to obviate the ms easily of horaek.ck ruling, or leiini playing, or anything of that sort. She ha. one of theaa louu la nchra In front of the piano, ami when she li(ina lo piny her favorite pi.s e, opti somelbing or other, she la k-iua way dow n by the bass ki l. "Ilaugity, liang: hung:" she la-gin, and then there I a pause. After what scctn to Im. nti iiiierminuhl time she take a running slide up lo the other end of the bench, nnd lift h.-r hand gracefully she louche. one of the keya lightly, "lling:" "Then she g' in her trance again, only to come nut ufter uwhile ami n-a-al tbe Mime thing. I wu. stared when I first bei.nl this, and I luu I la-gun to think that she hail lavoiur suddenly galvnulied, or hypnotized, or paralyzed, or sunn thing of that sort. I stnrt.sl tu run for some water when my wife caught me by the coal tail and told me In a stage wl.i-a r to s.t down. The player came but k to the wurld auain. nud ti e wny she pouinlrd those key wmt a caution. The mall who make lb thunder 011 the stnue wa-nl in Il with her. Thi purl wn short if It wasn't sweet, aud then, seeing Ibat there was going to la-another of those painful pailsea, I slipa-d around the corner. She awoke Just ua I relumed. Away the went aain (nun one end of the la-iich to the other nud then back again. I II ulve )ou a siiiiter on the fuel that they were run. No walking ulsiul them. Why, if she had Is ell a laiyh. r mother would have laid a 111 for fear be would have worn out hi trouaer. "I aiipoe I'm Ignorant," he said sadly a he Uuished bis luncheon, "but there it uou-eof talking, I couldn't stand it, so I told the landlord thai 1 shculd find a new ll.it m xl month." New York Tribune. Mr. a-purgeon's tlrlliud. It wa Spill neon's custom In defer osten sible pn parat ion until Saturday evening. Empienlly whin veiling him ou that, hi Usual day for seeing friends, I have Impure! w hat hi Bllbj. ct wa to la next mm utiig. ami he hua replhal I lint be knew 110 more than myself, and baa ul,ei me to tuum-at n text. I u-lo-d bow he would set alaiut it nud he said in "iili-talii e: "After 0 o'i lis k family worship I hid my frieinis giaal night nnd take a turn In the garden or my study, revolving several texts. Pre, ally on.. sir.Ue me, nnd I write .111 11 puue nf imii. pas-r a brief out line of thought. Then I read w haievern y library can supply. The languai;.' cornea w hen pre.ichim.'. Tins for I he morning. I do the same 011 Sunday nftt-i ina.ii for I he rveidnii. People say I nm original. No; 1 tlx-all t he giaal t longs of 01 her lean lay hold of. Some of my brethren spend two or throe day w lit ing I heir serin. 1 lone thi ml vantage, 1 1ml Iran la-reading and getting material nil that lime." It would I alisiird to Infer that he wa not original Ina-aus.. he made Use of the re-nr-hes und ttigitestiuii of 01 her minds. Thi is done by all sM-akers ou all sub ject. Hut he never slavishly lairr.iw.-d or imitated. All that he read and oliM-rved, held In solution, crystallized uroun.l hi own thought nud shaHs iiM-lf to him, not he to il. All he uttered had become Spur gconic. (iimsI Word. A Wonderful I'leee of I urtiltura. An Inventor bna contrived 11 new combi nation in furniture. When It stand up right in thcilrnwiug risnti it hak like liu easel holding a portfolio that one inU'U easily fancy filled with choice print. Hut there is a curious little kl.oli on the ,..p w hich. Is ing pressed, lets down the front of the portfolio. Instantly a pair of alen der steel leg let themselves down from aomewliere to support the front of tht portfolio, which prove to bo the shelf of the desk. At buck of that are numerous pigeon holes, lxixcnnd all kind of convenience for hoi, ling things, together with ink ttauda, pencils, ruler, calendar and nil the other equipment of a reliable dek. In tbe top of the eue I frame alao ia set a tiny clock, like the watches set In ladle' brace let, only latg.-r. Another easel of tl. tame drsigu let down Into a dressing ta ble, wlih much pale bin upholstery, and a large la-vcled mirror ami many brush.', bon a and all kind of appliance develop. Cabinetmaker. Anrlent Object a Amulet. Ancient object of various kind are util ized a niiml. -.a, some charm being llnag In.sl to la-long lo them. Thu the little cylinder of stone w hich the Babylonian of old employed for seal are often seen dangling from watch chain. For the tame purpose Jeweler mount In gold or silver small fosail triloba.- crustaceans found in rocks that Were formed perbapt IO.uaj.iM) year ago. the ancestor uf m.al em lobster and cn.li. Washington tlar. Anglomania. Chollie Oh, ahe la perfectly lovely I fbe paid me such a compliment. F wnld.it What wa lt Chollie She said I si. o un-Auierirao. Fweddie How delightful' Detroit Err Presa. A Limit tu Ilia Itevoiloa. "Irahbb is paa.ionately fond of art," re- anarknl the y utu man. j "Yea." n-pli.il the pepper girl, "and yet Bot fond enough to top trying to niakepic I'.rea." W'anington Star. t ee I are. Handera -!W:,.r. Im getting so near sighted that I ran t revt-gnir peopl In lb treet. What shall I du for lt The Do.-tor-Why not pay your debts Elmlra Caret t. Tkey Kwa Hlsw. Robbtns (a very poor shot ) Th i bird. rem to be very tame. Lawson Ye. You must hae been out her thnotlng before. Truth. Allerwallva. ' Clara Don't yoa think b I too old to ' lovr I Maud That may be, my dear, but k t to wwqt7 not ta.-aa.Q I)0S I'ORUsSK IN Wau HOW TMCV ARC TRAINEO IN A (jt TLE TOWN IN AUSTRi, Tk lalelllgeaea tli.j ln.i., , M Marselwa -lluw Ihe lUnl om as,, ar the tt aaudrd and I n -I aaaar tt bra M IH.a Aa.,. Home Wl mile wt of Vienna th, lie miu ket town of W.I rieat!,, fisithilla of the Au-tri.in .p, wlJ .-re 1 in la.ld fluT. from n,, lh Tr.iuii. The forests of the li-lghlsirln., pal oja 11 I i harlair linn h gnine, bu', ttrat g'T st.e.pmg at tin- suuiin.f k,tj of the III I (.a 1 iwii might e.ii!y h believe that tile ctti.ir, it U il imast iiid.-f.itig.ihli. hunter of tl, j1 tro-Hungarian empire. I Mm hums till night, mid Mituwlme till loiig,;, dark, lie may hear the echo ..f sli.,ttltj the luiiktiig nud bowling (,f ,1,., ( proaclilng the tn-.vii or dying awty the dialulit liill. r.lid is ca-oM;r wersl from f..raml m ar, n if uj ,tl tportstm ii "' the north' r ii Alp hij in convent '."ii For till iiolieof the at lliom i,trt Knegalltllldi' - ar .log are traund. The plan of tr.uiui.g dog f..r ntih'ary puru-. w a lie t ndoptrd by the Fr.-titk g.irn-oiia in Algi'-rs, but has tin e las-, tried w ith i::e.it succe-siii Pru-sia, I;,, and I'ps-i.illv in Au-tiia, where fur fiaitcd llie-i-lige-s l:live for tiii.uyyr.ri ms"ii taught to carry letter to the mo bound Vlli.ig -a of the Alpine l.igl.Un.'t The shaggy t ollies iim I f.,r that put,. -make tlie ft war .1 'g and ..m U truitusl to ra.-o in a bee line to the urxt military j-t nnd iiimoiinco their mii by n pectilinr Kirk thut is ut once rie.. tiUed and i.tiswcrcd by the about of aeiitry. They will uK.i ratlgo u Ions chain (i hills ill .piest of WuUli lei toldl'TS, uj either d.u-h Ko k to rej.irt tin-ir diacyr. cries or stand t;uid nt thosi'!.. if tin cripple till mi utiihiibiiic1) party nm Ueur enougli to ls s'gnali d by a luc( drawn howl. Train' it iM iid out tLn ct rfotirof tlnir thuggy pupils ut once nud ascertain tbtj prohciciicy b;- nil sorts of ing' nioiist.n bohli.r in-troctc 1 to act the part of helph'hr cripples will bnlu in tliickc'.i of cuverut and k.-ep still till tho lu' tu,i at their shs ve-s, when they will nt aud reward hi sagacity with a piece j sausage. Tliey then try to rise, but pretend to It too wkak to walk or even to ain.ul, ui ask thedogto call foriissistai.ce. l!lvt U ii.-ar, Collie w ill s. t up a loud howl.re lM-ated ut shorter und shorter iutervsU, till the signal is nnawered from then, ley Mow . If liiaupls-nlri should reuiu tinh.sslnl, he will mount the next rock and look ulaiut us if toiinpr a the Urof the land u hi iuit,d, and then da-diuS to summon ln !jifroiu heudiuiii tert. Should tu cripple intimate thru lieed of aid ul tl..- sulue time, I'olau ui (,'iii.le the rescuing party to the hi'linf pluce of the olio fm thesl awuy, aud help them lo pick up or ts'ioelioiv assid lU the other man nil their Way home. Messenger dog carry letters in a tnall bag w rapasl arntind their collar nnd mil jH-riuit only the proH r uiticiuls to tmick tliat collar. A in.iicoiiiiiiis-ioiied nilicer. displaying the insi-ni'i of hit rank, nut venture to retii'iv.. the bag, but the d.( will follow huu und sts- to it thut he get, him mi answer. Private soldier-. ar. "s:imk " wiih i ineiiaciug growl. Persons wearing t uniform ol the em my cannot stou Iliesst'iig'T With Uliything but nil n trem.lv well aiiii.-l shot. I log ra.ii.it along tne battle front will .bslge l.ulii t. by running zigz.ig; ami .h velop a iiur v.doiia talent for taking advantage of every cover, running through the holi est grass or along tho Kifo side of roc and fallen tri.-e. Picket jswt ilo.-s ure tt-lected fra i different br.s d. 1 1:, half shepherd. LJ wolf dog that carry b tter and huu'.tp cripple nre not entirely devoid of tre-.'. aud can tlnd their way hack home in i maimer not wholly elplicuble ou be thciry of keen eyesight. Hut f r e- cleucy in tho role f teutnea they Vir.4 the palm to a sja'cio of .bs-rhoutiilitUt do their ls -t work ufter dark. On pick.t duty a well train, d scr.lhv. of that br.s.1 will ecent tne approach i a troop of cavalry I fore iium, witlihn ear on the ground, enn hear the trao pling of the boisi.-. Thedoeut.y will aiitioutiiv hi discovery in n nio.-e d erect way than tho Scotch widow whi scream. si thronsh I lie citadel of Luck now when her "inn.T ear" h-ard tlie pniuching bagpiss f the Mctir.ir' PIivIhx on sx-eiittug danger will step sj close to hi uiitfot-ifi.'d conipatii"ti. nJ aft.-r u piiusa of silence and k'S'ti atten tion will utinouiice bia suspicion by lu growlt, getting muro ficjueiit r.iilwf than louder, at the cause for alarm be come more unmistakable. The best dogs of that breedhuve 'Yhi lenged" cavalry frotn a distance of t'arrt to five mile, according to the direction of the wind, and infantry fiota n- arly two miles. They can lie trained to a nouuee the appru 'i of a known fraiJ in a quite di.Teretit wny tiz, by leapit-i to and fro or crouching down and jnu:p big up by tnnis, but without the wars Ing growl of the dang.r tignal. F. L. Oswald in Youth' Cotiiiiauion. A Maaau( rttoae. A "maaNige stone" i coin ing into u" In England that It mndo of uiul-H"1 china and provided with a sort of i'.orsl lump for holding in tho hand and hai -the rubbing turfuce slightly undiilabd. not to say ridged. The ttolio is wl.itr. , and even when tin-d on recently wa.-ttJ f ikin it toon Ix-com.-t darkrne.1, thowir; ' that it Mpie. let a good deal of uiatcr-l . from the jar. Umdon Letter. aulelda. Jumpuppc-1 have Jat hit on df'' luitiou fur suicide. Jstper What it it? Juuipuppe A suicide it a mau whs rannot bury bit trouble without l-rj-Ingi imself with them. ew V-rk li thi. l.ardea lias Iu I'arla. Th bos used in tprinkiinj the plu11' Psnt Is a queer roDtrivanre. It coD.--a of lengthtof Iron pipe, each length tuous'' d at tbe end on short axlr having t' trcail wheel., and th length Joim-d t gether by sb'rrt piece uf fleiibi bv-' New York Sun. tavtoc tabor. Touni Houtewifeilnthe k!trhen)-CoA. what are you doir.g there? . Cook-l m washing the fish. ! ToungHouaewlfe-Oh. that t totally or f rr. It hit bees all It Uf to ? wtster -Lcedoo T; . j ! rt of Borneo. O