The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, April 01, 1893, Image 2

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    EUGENE CITY GUARD.
rresteter,
ruoENE crrr. oreoon.
TEltGaAPM LINES IS THE TROPICS.
fWr Are lalerteeee) allb by NtH
nplArnr. I'lula a eat Other IMaga.
Til blliilieaa of telegraphing llM
Ita difTlniltice and is prolific of mj
Deration iu tlii town and country,
with dead win and lire win,
frown in tangle, cyclonee and
blizatnl. and aurora and 'on"."
relcgraphic eottinitiniration any-win-re
waubjert to interruption from
t hundred ami onn raiutca, and few
people who kick aUiiit tbo aa-rrirw
ire awaro of the difflcultiea to be
averooine in maintaining a jwrfn't
rb.tricaJ circuit But in tbo tropica
(Le maintenance of a telegraph line
In (rxJ working; order ia a cntnt
op bill fight against all manner of tn
temiptiiig crieinic that linemen and
oprraU-ra in tbia latitude never
Jn-am of.
In llrazil the wiree & t tanfflotl op
with the raldchke web of an irn
Difdm pit! it, wLU h, dripping witl.
dew or nun, uiukiw rr oinuectiona,
abort circuit and ground aliuont
daily. Anta often doatror tbe polea
in a few week. Monkeys awing on
the wirea and break them, and in the
foreata creeper and rota-like withee
OTtTKrow tbe pobw and win every
few week. All tbia ia more or ba
true of all Central and South Anior-
In Cuba there ia an orchid tliat in
cruxU tbe wire and cauw-a hnkngo.
In Uie 't Indian talaiiil tbe jbn
crowa, or turkey buzzard, make lift
tnuwrable fur tbo Urleirraph and tele
phone petrple. Tlume big. heavy biida,
tbe K-aTcnpTu, are around in (jreat
number. They rotast on tbo wire
or fly upacainat them and invaria
bly break them abort off.
In one (urge town tbo telephone
tin that ran by tbe public market
bad to be put underground bocaune
the buzzard cotig-rvgiitod there in
frwit numla-ra, reted on tbe wiree
and broke them alimmt uitihtly. Un
tbo puinjHui of Argentina tbo herda
of practically wild cuttlo rub and butt
eguinat the i lea and froquuntly
break them down.
For enine year it wna altogether
bnpoMiililA to muintuin a lino of telo
grupb through IVmia for more than
a few duye at a tiiuo. The native
regularly diwtroyed it aa a device of
the evil one. Finally the ahull imtucd
an edict making the Im of an ear
tbo (tenuity for a find ofTotmo of du
atroying tbo telegraph lino; tbo lua
of a band for tbo second, and death
by Mug liurie t the neck iu tbo
and benido the telegraph lino the
penalty for a third ofTenee, One
eared men were common in Pentia
for aevernl year, for the ahah woe
determined to intrialiit-a. civilizing la-
Oueucea. New York Hun.
Haw Vallaraa Wara raulad.
Potno nixirta took phu-o ut a atatUm
in upN-r lliinnah, otio of the event
being what in optilarly known aa a
"Vii tona t'roaa raco." that ia, the
coitiietitora have to rido aormi duv
tniK-o, taking two or three hunlli-e
on their way, to a "nnt w here then
are arranged a iiuinlwr of figure iu
atulTcd eawa, atliititol like blimaii
Uliiw, they then dinmouiit, fire
rund of blank cartridge, pick tin
dummy curb, and rnco back. In
tbia ran, after tbe aporta were over
the dmnuiie were left on the
irround, and in about half an hour
after tbo ground wua diverted I no
tiitnl a vulture nettle on tbo ground
cle to tbo dummied; in alxiut an
other live ininutoa, moro than thirty
hiul liillecteil.
Tbo binl aeemed much puzzlin aa
they rareruHy limpivUxl each lay
figure., walking from 0110 to the next
all along the Uuo, ami eventually.
after aitling iu a circle for a abort
time, flew away. Tbeao binla nuiht
nave dua-uvenil tbo dumniiea by
aight, though I have often heard
tliat vulturea rely on their ecium of
amell aa wcll.-t'or. lnidou Specta
tor. OdJIIIaa A Waal Maaawry.
Ttie memory remaiua intact and In
perfect working order incaww where
Uie left aidoof tbo bruin ia badly duv
eaMiL from w hich it may bo infitred
Oiat the right atdo of tbo brum J0
U10 aeut of thi remai kublo faculty.
From the phyxiologutt a point of view
the (Mjwerof memory ia badly dimin
ished by too much final, by an electa
of phyni-al exerctae and by educa
tion! If thi ia true, the illiterate baa
better memory than tbo educated
man of the 'riod. it baa alao Uiu
pro veil tbat the memory ia better in
tbo morning than in the evening, in
aumtiu-r than in winter, and muclt
better tu wann than in cold coiin
tri. Chicago Tnbune.
A aara Tkla.
A witty individuul one morning
wagered tbat bo would aide tbe aame
ut t ion of fifty different la-raona and
rnvive the aunie anawer from raih.
Tbe wit went to firet one and thim to
another until be bail reachi-d the
BuiuU r of fifty. And tbia ia how be
won Uie Ut Ho whu-rtI. half
audibly, torai li:
"I aay, have you bean that Fmitli
haa failed f"
"What Htnitht"qm ntl the whole
fifty, one after another, and it waa
decided tliat the tie! bad U-u fairly
won. Lundou Tit bit
Mlaaaa raraaltaa.
It would take three and one fourth
tbollMnd (3.JKI) of the little Vrgv
tablo panuutea which grow on tbe
human bair tocover tbe bite renter
of a non pared "o."- St Luua 1U
puUia A aal Traaaialliaa.
Tba lata llatiry aM aa anaalni-
aaoa wbo bad mnlly kaa bM taata, and
fJbi.aa atba-anrA, In naaiuaw, wara ai
aataA amuU-ili-il-aa "II waa llrailu a."
ratnarkxl (Mail, aa tba anaa lat. "tirarkf
ra)lad Lxrfh; "(um arabae, 1 abuoid caii IL
I'lllMlMU I liuUaUaV
A CRISIS AVERTED.
C.IIUaaaiea a4 Hu
tsrbaafo
llmiilW Ucrnwi
A pained riM flitud acnea tbe far
af tbe young biutL
"It i tuu we auderU-l each ether, Eifl
A," be awd. as l druiuli4 ua thm Imltlm
with tn..blii( Outm. "I tiiibk I havaa
rtlil tu klxjw tlw rmum 4 jour llMtU(a
Uoa, ruur trtJ iuuut, fuur Ilia ul abatn
ttua u4 tfUjum.
!! I W mad any mi.taint, Caill
thumpianr mA tlx jr'-uu witm, l-kni In a
- V,iu bata t. K.IW-I." rMnrwd Cailt
Uu urn. "It jtiNi mimU tmiy mj wkat It
la 1 miukl m If 1 orwlliil fl Ilia tiiiu( up
urnr!", If nailuiiMai, ilraraU-lj, "
If II oat Ita H:n
"It w.aiMii t rM nvfi tKan-t'Ut no Buit-
Irr" rl Ulliiil Ki(tU, b"Jiljr.
TIf) JiiU ntttvm tliat It UmHlfthiDg llal
Dit.'ll I l"l"l I'J IIm UutmraniMUt of a lit-
tia Ultlir I Tr"
AihI ( aliiiliuuiui W. Mk-rixl- t out
a la aii'i biiteu lmaiiif aji'fcvtu'a.
"1 oxifraa IKrthlt.4.
TUa 'iiiK3.ulii. rrt'iarmt tttu uirkvt-
tuM.li itli K"t (JCJiitui awl faHK '4
BlUvl.
fUflla." ba iitrraUl, "aim't jfrjaj tall ma
bat it I tbat aila jruul 1 know ;uu ara tx4
bawr"
"I iajin( limy It ami a Uvr UimI la bar
a J a '"1 ilna't avi-n aaj)r hit kuiu!"
'If J"U u t Uu4 111a, L.tWa, buu raa
you trul r
(ina It up!"
A pla matnr ramarknl Nura, iut
lin( brr bml In IbriMiKb tl'-"y,
iial ll jrt bava fur iIiiiih tl.a ilajrr
"AnytbuiK tliat'a la Ilia bourn, -Nccab," ra-
rllad tlia drjta-tnl niutrrai; "It diaaut otaka
may ilifftfK.
Klflula, -1itiI Mr. Xngrutirr. a
Uta kib lu-n ukIt willlraa, "liaa tin tnmbla
of )xjn aiiytblii( toiio llh Ilia TM tualit"
'Callitbuinpuui, tba jriiung lf,
laabiif uiuaa-T, "II baa! I cl m t know
hr I liiuli kp It a r t anr mg.
Tbuik nf ma aa ym a ill, but I rannot brlp
It. Mr brart la brnakuiK, lallitbuiiiliuiii.
ia J.I-I. "for foa a tn-ajai of uf of
r al!at,-"a !"
Tlia ilxvotnl ymiiiK bulnl trnik Ilia bra-
tarul furin of bia ibrutml Klflaila oo bu
la that allT ha hlrrHl In hr rar. "Mr
own, I bava a rmfiamn Ui nwka mywlf. 1
bava not aja)a lvn I ha gmr, liht haartxd
nvatura I haa mtml Wlw-n outaanlly
ralin anl rbwful I hara maiir nml many a
Unia lam ttrvti'lml aii l miTI.Ut m aiTount
of an uiiatilln lnnicliiK '"T iHinmal 1 did
Out itara In aja-ak nf It. 1 did lint klmw bow
yna ol on tin iiIhi iiumIkmi. I atarnly
riai i Ilia irfilii. I urfml Iu uli-m-a.
Hut will airrow no nHira, mr darlinK.
Tba ahailnw nf dmiwtlr dlanr.l U lif tal froin
our h'Hiia. Ill, tltara, .NuraJi! Mnrabl"
"Yirr
Hl'aldiaii and oninna fur dinner, Nnrah,
awl plnitr nf UhuiiI lu ynu baarf"
"Ya, air "
And wblla tba afurnmn aiwd and Ilia
abailima uraw Unif ami linifr and tba
wiiuUnf Karly aiitiimn blew adtly tlimuifh
mapka, wlnaaj bwvm wra ri-iiliiK f'T lliair
fall, Hi bappy Calhlliuiiipiaii W.aiel Klllnla
MaKrud'-r Mil band In hand III tlu enry r
U and aiutful In aiiblmia nMiUitiia-ut nf
Mil lha lBTfnl Naw KiikIiuhI anra tliat
atnla upward frmn thaklli'bt-uaiHl aruia(d
all lha liallnwnl prvt iwu of tbrir bmna.
Cbka. i Trlliuua
I'rlnlara' I pllafwia.
Olia nf tba nldnit i-plluplia iiiMin a.prillti r
la that liiM-rilml um a imaiuiiiriilrrai'lnl
In St. M.iry'a ibun h, D.iU bi-t, tu Cbria-
Inpbrr llnrkar, at una tuna prbilrr to
(Juarii Khulwlb. It rmia aa fnUnna:
llrra llarkrr lli-a, ona prlntrr to lha rrtiwn.
M hi aa anrk id art arnuirial a iinait rruoan:
Tuna in lua wurth, and apraad around ba
raiiia.
That fmiira prlnlrra iiilit.i Imprint hla nam.
Hut ahm biaairrnaib i-uulil anrk lua praw ao
nuaa,
AimI bia laat aliarta wara fnldil llitn alnra
lura lallb, wllb btia itlia great! lri-aaraa
KUrlil,
Opannt tlirlr nalaa and batla blia iaaa to
hiarn.
In a iliifr-raiit alraln ia tba lint rpiupb
we aball qimta. It piirirta to Im wriltan
by tba ili-fiini t hliiiivlf, but w hnavar wmla
It abnwail a prrily turn fnr makliiKa marry
quip of a arrliiua Inplr. Nn l-tli r lilm nf
dralh Im-i tiac a n-laaaa fnun ram and
trnulilra r.iuld Iw mnrayatl than In tha fid
IuwIiik 1 1 lira:
Nu nwwa ball mpir had la-rph-i 111 r brain;
No mnra aball tpa'a aiuall fat-a mr aaballa
alnaln;
Kunairal ha priaifa fnul paaaa rrala ma tniublaa
lly amirn, II ahhm1iIiii, mita and doublaal
Nu uaira tu oarrruualiall I l--iii.
Nn naira ba drlvina uut or ilrla mat In.
Tbaainbtairn praaainan'a brow Inuw inaranolT,
llartaad, curna lad, and finally wurkad utt.
llrra la a rurt mniilailil:
Waary of ilUlrttHiiln pra,
lraaanl nut id Ufa, I laiw luuat die.
I'a rut mr alii k, my fuutit la aml.
My rae la rniiy, aaln I Ha my hradi
Iu fat I. my but tuipriaakia la l ua dnad.
MaiM'haatar Tllura.
MiKlrra Cwavaraallaa.
Tatlryraiiil, InokliiK luu k, 1 In birr. I that
ha who bail not llr. la-fnra Ilia Krrlirh
rrviilulinii klirw nnfliliiK nf the 1 harm nf
llvliiK Nnw, Inmrvrr. In Kiuilnud at bwat.
muarraatiiiii, like burr wntliiK and a
biliidrvd nlbrr am-lal jn) nf auulrlaiid
Inaurrly aur, la Itnl, and In thrir ilwa we
bare Irlrtframa, alaiitf aial altirriiliuma.
Ttirra arrma to ba a m'la'rnl at,-rrinriit
that In our time mnrenouinn i In a Iwd
way. W'lthiiiit rrpnaai, wiUmut a rrrlaln
at rain of old world oeurtray, withnut
nannrra. In abnrt, raiirvrraalinn la luiaaul
hie. Many will etfrre with M. Ilnuin. who
flmla tbia to la a tuiahliiK. aalflah, ilrmo-
rratlr aa-a, of wbii b "MrUiiiM nnaaarrad"
lathe mlr, anil whlrh haaoraard to pay any
herd Ui civility Snr la tbia a qiiratlou
only of niAiiiirra.
Whan the pKlKwiialirr S hopanhaurr
nan! to ill na Id tall Caiat and white tie at
tbe table d'hote In Kraukfnrt be ueral dally
Ui plarw a a'M lmi liaaale bla plala.
"That," he ripl.siml whrn aaknl, "la to
an to lha mr wtimievrr I bear the oftlrrra
tliaruae aii)thlii( nairaarrinua Uiau woman,
dnira and huraa" The (vild pirra aJway
fwapprarr.1, and 1 faar II would do ao in
pleere Orarar titan V rank fort. rrty yaara
aap) Sir Arthur llrii In "rViambt In 1ud
oil" pmiHiuml t lie "main currant of eo
ctrly drrary and dull." It huma taififnTwd
alln. -ant Irnaui'a Maaiaiiun.
batbtag Mara Obatawa.
Attia-la-y atvagrilaadj I pnnfaan. your
bou.-, tlua )un aaatna to mart all tba local
ae.iurauarnta, and aa nur aprrmp4ary rhai
lau;w are now atliauatnl wa .bail ba raluo
bully muiella! to a.-.-r4
(1 irfrti.la.il kwiuioa- an. w b Man a. u
thing ia aiue-wr 1 ' rar
Atua-wry ito )ur.H-) t Hie rtarawrnt. r
llare y.aa wiikm tba laat ail uaaitha.
paid irfT l-'.ua) old drUa. dtdlar f.ar d41ar,
that aria iwt,ae yaart ago aiad that yoa
ware o4 kval.r laaand to pat I
June- I hata
Atuarw-T itriumi4iaatlr-I rhallmra hnn
fur rauar. j.,r t.ar. II. w luaaiaa. a. hi
eaajrriuuaa
A laaikl.l Waralaaaa.
Tbe youtigawi aud tl amakrat manaSaat
tbat I bate eaar known d aaa Iruauaaaa la
hroota. II.. a.w la rank U alia. Lua aaa
la eight yaaiOn weight a. lly fawmda
11a maw a mm and contra tnaiary baud
aiBua.11 a ni baUrvc-a a. ml
ral prt.fiu 1 ha man whaa trailaa rrith
aim will ba plaaawal, ami be whutrimta
awiadle km will U diaa)apoirala4. rriabA
" bt.y.-AUanka Jvunaal.
I Re-taarliiic, will yaa lorw mat wbaaj r
ra
. -V-a, If yaa, are aaAtaaif .
tLECTBIClTV VERSUS MAVSEEO.
Vrj Buuatiat (raaaaa aaal Hie IUi as
illy tar.
TJ I plaad (ullty, anulre, kia I explala tbe
etrruinatanom V
".be law allow a yna to ouaka any atat
aaaait yoa wua in your own uafenae, without
pieadllif (Ullty "
"Ihanll ye Wall. ariilre. I'm 'abuia Cray
vana to bnma. aa' I bav Un a towuablp lrua
fc for a 1Kb oa to anrao yaaa I ut liry
UapOat, too, ajuira"
"Va are rbargad with diara-dtrlj caajurt,
Hr tYa.ana"
rk the riitlamaa dowa atalra an af'-e I
enata up. 1 waa tbia a-aay, ire: 1 aanud
Ira aaa luarn tbliitfa airajiuiiaia at tba bloo or
Vaj plara, an' a pnluwman b'll uia take a rad
carat Fifth and tba l.ma. I axraarar
aaIJ, ln.' luar wilboul bo inulaa ut t'eava
to It, au'lM:
'lla thia tba ganlan'a n.
'Vra. air; a-p airil.'
V liar a your b-aaaa, frirndf art I, think in'
I annul I bar. tar wait
- 'Uno't bate b.-a,' an tbe fi-llar la blue
Cltla-a.
" -Mil Ire, I rai koor an 1, tblnkia' be wai
jokin'.
'.No mulra nail bar Hurry up; It'i oln'
to at art,' ara be.
"'h'.a ynu wiark oian on tbia line, ebf
are I, Imaua I waa v'lttui' nlaL
"'No, ymi old Jay, waaint ( 4 no oian,'
aa ba, anaiiih baa ' You re got one wvuud
lo art ita.'
"I g'd aluatril, aipnra, an' hail hardly tune
to I - k alaiut abru tlia nuitarnad thing gare
a Jump an' want afhin' al-mg. Ilr Juda, 1
di llit kunw what trr think. W'hii-f !
wblrrt ding ding! I atag-ara out an' am lo
the f-llrr:
" 'F land'a anka, hnw do aba (of
" 'fU trn-itT,' -t be.
"W'har U it f wi I.
M 't'p on tha bill,' art he.
'How ou airtb tliaw abe gat down byarf
aa I.
"Mlh, rata! Oo et dnwp f art ba
"JikI thru I katrhrd aigbl of a pole raachln'
op from tha top of the car to a clntbra line
atratrhnl along, and I area Into Ilia trick.
Ttiry wire pulliu' Ilia diugrd tlilug along
with a al-aiu auiiilaaa. Thm an I: 'Young
mau, I'm Nabuin Cravnia, a toanalnp tru.lra
fnr aavru y rar, an' 1 dnu't allow no city a hip
unrnap r to () with ma, an' "
"Mr. I'revnia. I knnw tha rt. Y'ou fought
like a puilut and bnwlnl 'llur.l.-r !' You
are la-hind the man h of riviliall ,, and
l iu afraid hna-lraJy ai I'ay the man witb
the large diamond hrra $ J. and go borne and
rullivata cahlMgm. Nrtt!"
Whrn tlia townablp truta ralinl on tha
old wiMirr for lii vaiiae and umhrrlla aftvr
ward tbat battle w arrnl aatrmt otfured the
f.dlnwlng kagr auygiaatloli: O
"Mr. C'ratana, dnu't laj auiiriaM at any
thing IHiwaU) a TlH-aa rha trii krra are jut
ralalu Jtaaa. Ib'tai-rll Ilia all' (!, Mll'T
Cravrna, It wnol'lu't aurpriMi ma a bit to
wake up anme morning an' find a whlzgllS
ba km up aapv In tha ci lia I ra laaii alti n.l
Iu' Ui fnr lima yrar lal Thankvi'inK' Hive
my rnmplimriita to Moaiia I raTi-ua an' tbe
family. lioodliy, air; g'l by." C'luiinuuU
luiiiiirrr.
My I'rally Typawrllar.
Sty nnliv of Ula baa errlltail lirl'litar.
Mi ira rlirrrf ill by far than it aji;
It uiay In tha H-r(ty t Narilrr
U nu alia urar my ilmli ia llw i-aiaia.
A radiant, ilaatilng ynuig rrraliira;
In tyia-arlliiir; rin-tra a tirlh,
Alllraiglj I III llliaKIa to Irai'll hrr
To Hiii tiiala rlglilly ur aalL
llrf intajtli hkr a half ojirl raa la,
Hrr hair mala it"li Iu ita linn,
Tip llltiil hi-r aar hltla naa u,
IIiy riaa ara a bratrnlr bliai
I rrally aliuulil fr UM aithNit hrr;
ra- a tula tlirra no rauw fir alarm,
Tlirrr a anini't Itiug al Irmiit a alaait bur;
A thrilling, liitenginkiL-liaiiii
II rr tvMrtttra iHw-rearr f-aa f ul.
' W 1II1 rimra lliry llia'klr aia atn-aad;
1 ai'kl hrr. and alia la-rnmra irarfuk
w Airl thlnka I am aafulljr mla.
Blia lirraka tiitoallirry laitirtitrr
Aa aarfi aa torrfivrli, and I a
tVa ruira no rni ta! thru, atirr
hli a K-aia -aha k atra pruinilly al flra
atv alfr, alio laamiM-aliat aiiapa-aMia,
lin.planl uiio my nftlia i.akiy,
Ami foi.l - II. I tli4Ulil 11 judivlutia
Toarnd my I) warilrr aaay
I rrally liall f-rl k4 aiili.au bar,
r ur a hna I intmltd uo hartti,
1 el aifa it'iO.-nl aaurtliiiia. alaait hrr
' Thai nlrii lM-r ihvar aail a at la alarm.
- t II. lurtua Ul .Nrw York Hua.
Na lllatk tub.
That la a qiiear pbntaa that we uftan bt-ar
"Aa block aa Ink," Aa If Ink wrreavrr
uartiiularly blnckl Pi-rhiiB, the phraae
a.rigiiiiUa.1 whan lha art of making J.-t
black Ink waa not yrt hat, and whrti
hluakraprare ma. la llanili t talk alamt bia
"Inky rloak," he iiiid.uilitailly mr.int a
pt-rfaclly hlat k una. The l.utanrr bad
eoliie J.-l lilat k Inka olTrrttl him, but rrrry
01m of thriu waa ritht-r inrrrl) gray on the
uaa-r or rlaa tiugnl with purple, and the
purple tin iil luka bad a tt-ndrmy Ui
thicken ami clog oil tba arn or alae ruli
from the pairr. Not long ago tha l.iatrnrr
bought a boll la of ink w huh w iaa madr by
a rrpntaijla hnuaa and "warranted to write
jet blot k oa the lii.laiil." It lurm-1 out
Ui laa a lularntldr pale atulT. IVrhaa Ita
prvprlrtor, b) al t f af of rrpreaalltilig It to aa
jt-t Idat k, baa cuine rrally to Iwlirrr Unit It
la )rt black. lVrhajr, H ia more rbantiihle
to aupaae that be ia i-olor blind. An turn
eat, clrar and Irrrly writing l.l.u k ink la
Hie great will o' the wlapof tbe Niut-taentli
t ciitury Unaum Traiiacript.
fracllral Jakaa la arollaad.
Ill a country l.ouaa iu SrotUud one day,
ai luncheon, a pie apprarrd on the t.il.lr,
laaiig plaertl optaaute a rather in rmiia tdd
lady Whrn the pia waa cut It waa diaoor
ami to la full of live froga and ailca, w hicli
junipatl and ran in rtrry ilimtioii. raiiaiug
graat bav.ar among the woman gurata.
A vary dignillrd tdd p-iitlrln.tli alaving
tlaare bail tha aa kt'ta uf bla ovrniaat HU-'I
with rati hrrrinua. and I wo wartit'ularly Or
epactmriia wrrr tir.1 to the talla of bla coal.
t ban ba want out be waa fnllowrd by all
tba d.k In lha couutry.
A a apple pia lard la an onlinary nitale of
arauiaatiiatit lu houaaw of thia kiu.L It eon
alata of arranging tba ehaeta In ant h a way
that tbe victim, ou galt.ng luln lird. fin. la
blinarlf In a hag, and baa to take all the
a lotiiaa U piatw and rearrange the bed.
.Vi York World.
Vtkal the tttber fatal ateta.
One of tvnaar'a hading and waaithiaat
eatiama haa Juat tm.lt aiir.rganl mu.trtHV.aii
lapiud Hill. It la tul.ti.h-1 aa a anlding
BTwarnl to a dauhtar a h. a lo le marrwal
euua. Tlie g.-ntlaman ala oana two kta ad
Jaaing trr aaa Uaai whh-b tta. b.iar ba rrr.'tr.L
Tba yiHinrf daughtrr t ttte gaatlmuni,
ajaai taring aarn Ui alamt the doe prnaut
Bar aula; anuld raeaive, ramarknl:
Taa, arr I we are rung to ai a tign
tbe two a.lj .inmg L-ta anb U.raa wor.ta.
ft: 'Tbaaw Ma go witb tiwothar gul' lru
aaa- Tuiaaa
' tiaeatae t.rlrt
Daitractad aaartanaan ia bo baa witatakrw
bia runj)ar.l. f.ar a dWr and atV4 biuu . in.
bw griaTaii I am!
Wuitwdad Man artam!y, oi l by. I am
aurry 1 waa n4 a .tare It wul Iw aaa-h a dia
it to y.m. - aw York Hwa.
A Ckanago tamntaal w.maa aaaW a anug
fiatooa uut taf tbe atw Utmaaaa ia alan.1
Iwatae vaana, aal rr-w baaa la rocut.artatr
taiary waa baahaiHlwaiaaaifa aaal Bae baae
tiiul cbirlnaiL buigbautiUei Kr(it4k-aa
rirat CVaaaaW bat a eaUa' vwrl
, raut .Xaw Turk ftua.
IU.)!().D CL TTKIIS.
AwVCS ARE EMPLOYED IS OM 0
THE LARGEST HOUSES.
ft. lllratl aad llallrale
Taab af
Oa
tlug daaala fraaa Itaagb alaaae
laa aaa) laUldiie Ike Jaaala
balaaw
Halere
they llaaab tbe w arhraaaa.
Not a!! illaniorvle n-d In tliU Part of
Kt.roj are cut in I'ani or m Annrtr-r-
dam: hut in lianrva. t liaae by the Orial
d la 1'o.te. t!i. r 1. the "TailU-re da Lua.
tnanta" of the Lltllitill
l!r.- V,,l rrfi
that, but linat of the ilumood COW
N-re bare ara yout.jf woman, "trae la-ta-lhgi-tita,"
an I t:i.a.t attraitira Tbay
(viive, too. for work of tba aame
kind aa that Uotie by mm the aoroa raw
of culiitartiaation. aril many of tlrtn
earn, tlmtigb thrir bonra are not long
from tan to fiftaatl JolUra a Weak. Tb
rutaUulitni-tit of Uupui Frare it in a ,
luinlMma granita building, juat al tba 1
head nf tha Coulnarn-nn ra, and occo ;
pita Ita areotld n, The building u
inari-iii.ir in lunn, wnn na (..... ,
ai ea naar the ata l The flnat of tbeae
ofllcea l a ttiiy rmra whara tfca prtxit.ua
atouea ara kept after cutting lo a bug
iron aufu whitb will be bruugbt al your
dt-aira
Cjuartt-r ami half and almoat pound
packt-taof the Uautiful gt-rua tbat are
lika abowera of tlw in hnlliaut aonalune
a.... Imnr ,..n, h.in.l. allinnif thatn
There ara all aizta. from tbe tinnat nw j
diaimmil to otln r tliat are like atx-ond
kohinotm aa tbt-y fLwh fmui tha vtilvel
bt-ila, for tlieao lurger diaiiionda ara kept
can-fully at lectad in ciona instead of id
Hie little tlaa.1. Ir COTt rau .,
The vanetv of tint la aitim y wooderful
brown UiamnniU, Kreen dumonila, yel
low duiuiomla, ponat white dumonila
and rareat of all. tbe MM. Dtipui told
uie, blue ilintnotiila Nearly opTiuaite li
private oftlce w the bookkn-ping and re-
cordiiig rtaiin ami the counter at which
tbe elder M. Lnipuis aita aaaortibg the
genu aa they come from tha catting, and
If a diainotid in the rough la of inch
luaie t tint hla aklllttl eye ti-IU hi in It
could not I cut to a.lvaiitoge ai found
be divides it into two or three parte be
fore it ia carried to the workroom.
1Mb the aMortiliK and the dividing re
quire the grtateat skill nml moat perfect
km. litlgo U.th intuitive and practice
guinttl of the (toni. which in their
crudt) coUilitioD ri iiil.lo. It aeetna to me
bite Htnl plrcea t.f illflcreut tinted kH""
aral.ic mure than anything vine, am I
bave told yntt. the at-nior inetiiU-r of lire
firm aborts ami diriihe the diiunonda
w hile the junior partner bimaelf kwpa
all laaika and record, and Mpportlona the
atohea to their cutters, liva Ht a tune to
each, muiking the weight, dale and all
opjamitv the cutter's uiiiun. until they are
retuniiil coiiiplettd In this naun. too
dlutiioiiila are rvceivnl for reunr and re
rutting That r lunula me that menu
ting uliii-t one half the onKinal weight
of the at. 'lie la lout. or. un.ro properly
rnt Hway. for not a grain of tha diut Is
lort, na you will aea
The chief workroom or atelier Is a
titrate, bright, uiry n,m. spleu.h.lljr vun
tiliile. Mini ejiiiiMtely ih-hL In it. about
the walla that form t wo milce of the tn
iiltIii. thert are a atiflicietit niiinlaw of
rutting miichiuie for iilanit M-vviity live
euiplnyi4. and luu k of the t'loae by
the w indow s are acuta an. I la in lua for
the girla who pint e the iliamnn.ta III the
aohlcr, UtU for the machine cutting nn
Operutloll Unit luilid Iw completiil very
deftly, for. I.r-t. there i the phuing of
one M.l.li r mul 111 the cup of the imdru
uient that receives the diumotul, and
that much n-M'iiihlea the cup of a "enp
and hall." hamllv ami all; then the other
butf in iir-t receive jmd the right degree of
fusion ut the gna nml I"? npplu-tl so aa to
linii-li tht'i.val It lain the top of this up
T utrt thut the atotio is phicetl while
the solder is w in In enough to be mohletl
biu k aufticifiitlv to leave one little face
of the gem Vlitilile When inly for the
Uiai hiiie the entire oval a little larger
than a robin's egg Ihpping quickly in a
di-.li of water hardeiia the milder, and
then the cup ami bull, with the stick end
op. is Miphcd to the machine, which
di.ee the cutting by revolving .4O0 tliuea
a 111 1 11 11 tu. ati na to hold the diamond face
chflr ilnwu to a ateel duk porliapa a
foot in tlmmeter and covered with mi
crimtipic limn, on ii b tliamond doitt
luui lai n scattervtl a. is held in place
by minute purtu leaof oil lr pmg from a
quill ulaive. The dual f mm nedmiiiond
being caiiklit on thia ilik. servea to pol
tali the 110.1 diamond So. an yoa see
nothing ia l.aat The girls to whom this
work is iutru'tetl nniat ueei-aaanly give
il their uiiihvi.li-d attention
lu the lower center of this room the
walls are so coiiatructetl that a second
triangle is formed, alao with a pletiaanl
otitliN'k At the ctitititers facing theae
windows the ac tual "diamond cut dia
uioinl" pna-eaia. one of the hrat to which
the stoiitw are enhjtvtetl. la seen They
are linla.il. led in wax. ami then one la
uatl to cut another by the moat skillful
workmen It is this pn-cea that pro
duces the chliwi ao much Qaed In small
jewelry At tha other side or this Inner
triangle men are always tmay repairing
and iti-a tiiig the mot iiinery. rapax-ialljr
the iliaka. whoae condition uitut be abao
lUtelr te-rftvt
There Is one fetiinle oa-r.t)ffAe ba the
atelier of great natural ability and tnan)Of''l''rinkt ' of e par cant, subsidy
yettra of eija nciice whoae aid la very
valuable tavaime alia ran Instantly
Jti.!- the weight of even the moat mm
nte stoiMw handed her for in wwction
The ret vmpfu fr cntting stot.ea np to
tl.iaaeid more than liietllillll Weight IS, I
believe, the aunie. Uvauae the amount of
rare and Lila.r rvtimretl ia the same
With the ritcptioD of the tight whir of
the mat bina ry tins large atelier la abeo-
luta-ly quiet, for there moat not be een
nngiiig lu re, hat it dietnacl. though on
cta.wu.ualy, from the attcnliou required
by the work. -Pans Letter
Hrlaaa la Slaallaa-
JlifcUl rata - You're char gad
with
sta aling a gold w atch.
l'nina-r Want drove me to tie it
Migiatrata Want, eh?
iVua.ntr-Yea. I wanted tbe waUbl
Eji li.lll.-a
W bara'e tba Matlar t
fcmrdee am rad t i4k-ad tbat wa
iv'.a t bava any ltu-r al lunch baiar, Mr
N) 1 ttaaight y.a always had aub
baa t ut tar tn liar OHintrvf
Mr. N aaa. wa do. but yraj aaa f. Qaaa.
who tannga 11 in fr a Ibe airy, bavattt gi
round tbia Bark, waurhow Tuiaa.
Tea Maab faa- iba aj.aaraar,
Teddy lagad righU I say, pat
r'aiai-Yaa, aiy U-e, abal aa it)
TedjT Is Uaa w,-.J ruauadf
faiYaw.
Teddy Tbaa bow eaa It bare aa saatt
vllfw givai u ao.) k ate l
THE MUSIC Of THE MASSE1
raaaama aaaga-Maw Tbay ailaaa-
lata l aibeaiaaen aad bway raapw.
OU Andrew FlaUbrr. of rJaltouB, U ao
creditad with the raoiark fraqu"'"
aaota.1. "I kuw a wiae man that
that If man ware prruntu-J to n.ake all
tbe ballade be Hard hot rare who ahoul l
bake the lawa of e Wmu." We' .er e
time la blato.-y waa brtwran 1J nd I..0.
but tbe atudn.t who arar. bv a htH fur
ai... 1 k .nnjij ln.rarr rt-orJ wl "'l
that Mr I'hil.p r.duay.oua of the .e.ori.r.
af Uurah Fliul
alarth. Who IrUt I be urilii am 7
af bia Ih-aLr. t to tbe a.a
that I diatiu-
1 arui.tl y h'f nan.e, w rMa irrariy a cat.
lurf and .1 I laroreiiiaorii,.iiai
I "lart Who a laU lliaka the laaaof a ! "a1.""
jallnwine to wr.ta Ihnr Uliavia, an I I'll
Hilda thnn t my will."
1 Tha old a... llg baa foliu.1 alnp l..ura
tlon 10 thaaoi gathat baa bat-nil. a f llliu.ar
to lha btitnaanf rrrry .t.ple. Il ha. come
I down to 11a fn"ii tha irlia.;r. and wind
I artit iu langiugta that l.ava ounrf-l a
I Ihr.lllng rflrt t lo maaatenf liirn who. wllu
' pike and Ulla-rd, Lata fought brrt-t tJ
brvaat Wltb tlltir irlll.aa ... -
up." Tlia h.-pinng bntra bare '
nuiliilu.lra. ami aa ii.rr t....r..
c (. ,( r (y Mr,hly l;a ha. l-m
throwu aanla w hi.a Hit miiimu j in '
' the warrry. Wa rra.1 In tha a.iriy ihroni-
Cii-a that "thrar old .l. wrl'' l " 11 i'
' Cra and t rrata.1 a powrrful liiflumta.
I which gava nrw illrrt tmu to the tour-a of
! Unalrru cllliatiiU."
I Slut h In tor growth ef life l:er I at
trihtlttd to mob rlrctriilty. IVIar tha
llrrmit, w ban ha advanced on Jmiaaleiii at
I tha brad of ;al,laO mall, owrd tha graatar
part of lil tiiugtiitlaiu to the tlilirlilin
bull becrtatrd among pmj.la who could
1'4 comprrhriid a al!at.la of tha tnngiir In
which l.a lanatbnl, but wrrr mnvatl hylha
InrhaSy i f bia a..ig. Miahni life and
Chriatninity h.na int.i-r.it J thr.tiurapirit.
It h.ia mor. down to ua 1 1, n.uv la li.a
h ,, . ,, , Ult I. .. a U.ld
f . " . ........ ,,, t, i...
the aiorr t.f tl.r.r ti.ttiuli'a gmwth. It haa
Coma to u through I he t .tll.pi:lgll mrlolir.
of tha Mcllcnia. who ut i tir tuna ur n-i
Othrr Live m.ireliatl to thru .11 lid of till tie
bill brill. It hue mu hit! ua ill the war
soiiga t.f ( rin.tny, In re "Tin' W.iii h ou
the Hi. die" b ia UH.o!lia a ll l!i..ll'a ..i.r,
all la 111 Fl.lli.r 1.11 aolu'a gr.nv dull nod
wink la f..rr tl.t-thuu h r ai d r aru"TU"
Miiraeilal-a."
An.i.nil lha grr.it oii,' of Ijii'lau I
"Hula HritnMil.1," coin, raa-1 hjf J im-a
ThnmpaaiU. mil her of "Tlia Sril-ilia," III
i;pi. i.n l "li.aj Stva t:.a f, i.eti" will
alwej. r.-t:;:ii thnr f.-rc-. hut t .imjilaa:; .
".Marui.rt t.f t-.ngl.ttid." "lie I Iran if
la." Sn.ll'a w.ip-.'l.g ff ' Toe l.igi.1
llr;u'o.itia'' nnd Iriiiiia. n". "Cl.rtr..- of l!.r
Idght llrig.Kir" rr l.i,rv.-e li..:..i.rahir
aill"lig t lie (.-..pirof ill prvat-li! g -l.rr ll "II.
Kvrii "Aniilr 1 jtiirit " Uvea aa a i .iinj. 11,(11
aong among Ki.gli-.li ao!.lirr, and althmi. 'i
It waa nruiii.iily liittinlid to a rve any
Other purp ra athall tlllrar of war mnr new
la- brail a-nong the evening in.-l 'i-s t.f
every l.ugl:-n ciuii.
I'mti-rraa In Mrxlrta.
A rt-tatlt iaaiir of The M. Mi all I"ill.ali-ii-a
ttit.iitia mitiiy iiefnaof ia:t nt r- :.. rriimg
tha prngreaa of lha repuhhc- of Mrxico,
fnun whh h tha follua ing .ur tak. n: The
atale of .Morel. at h i. a popnlati- n of U.-77
SOUl. , alld lre.M-a.aca 'J'u pllhlic all-ltl.-lt! .1 TV
m hia. la, w ii h nn avrragr li.nly alti ndah. e
of H.'.Sl ehll.lrrll nlid a public library rt
C'lirrnavaca i-..iitaiumg l.Pu Volutin. In
adilith.n to rxt.u-.nr aui'.r pl.uitnt lona
(liiltiila-rili,' mnrr th in Wo tln-rr are in tha
at.-ite K.I iik'Uittdii'iite and 1 1 iium hI i!;i:.l
rrlea, w ith nn aggn-g ita output of inure
than M.'to luirrrla ntiiinall)'. It rutila.na
Ki.?.I brad of U-rf attak, L'I.n1 bor-a-a,
s..'l ahrt-p, t.'j: 4 puita and :.J.:.rr a:nr.
The malir t-r.'p aiiioiinti-d In l-'a) to 'Jl7.i'.'l
rargaa, value.1 at (I.Itl.Oi, and liil-'.'ld
b id year) to I'.r.l.ril I caruaa, raliinl al I '. T,
itU; the bran en.p III 1-I w aa il.uTu r. a,
valued al IM.ivai, and iu l"i HM'J cao-aa,
valutal nt a.t..-.H; rice, lii'.,ei nrrul.ia in
Kal and lI'i. V l am. haa III l'.il, valinil at
tl er nrrolui; t,T:m arruhaa of rotTra were
prtaluetal In 1 . I . with a vulur climated at
tJ-.U-ai. mid .'U.n'.l rarguof tropical fruit,
valued at tV'.."';.
Mar lather Waa Famuue.
Almra Itaymond ia a name pretty enough
for a dime Uovrl. It auggt-.tle giutaraaj"!
Imaitilighl, ta-r --aj
iingrra aim iiiae
like the lily, with
a form of apiri
tuelle griee and
trrmeliilolia il.-ll-
cacy. Tiirprataic
truth l that MiM
Aimre Is tbe vrry
practical duiigh
tar of the famous
Henry J. Har
mon. I; that aha
I
a I r -v s
was edtit-nt
ii-a.nl.ndV JV'l
for etiit.a- . J jr -:H , .ivy
ka.nl la. Vl r;(V
nae pbyl- '4- . 'f "7v
trained for
rial work
practicing
Clan of the nml
pnvtiralaort. She MISS RAYMOND,
la pretty, though bar hair i. light brown,
bar eyra a gray blue, and hrr com
plexion fair, w bile iu g.-nrral contour of
fiu-e she rrarmhlra her dtatingtiiahad
fat hrr. She waa la.rn during the war, but
In tiwitxrrliiml. w hrre the family w aa thro
traveling, am? waa thoroughly atltiratad
In Italy and Trance. Hrr fathrr'a Idea
waa thut alia would drvrlop Int.) a great
writer, hut aha flvrtl her miiid oo ninlirins
Iiiatead, prrarrml agauit much opKd
lion, and waa graduated tn lv from the
Woman's Medical collrgc of tbe Xrw York
Infirmary.
For ayrarhrreafterahe prac-t lead among
the tenement hi.uae pour, acconllng lu the
ciiatom. am than la gan private prarth-e,
with brr olll.-e on Fiat Thirtirth atr et.
She alao lecture to ladira no auhjrcta ap
propriate to brr pmft-Mion, and ia alto
get hrr a vrry practical, progrraaivs and
succvaaful phyaician.
llrlprd by a t'reahrt,
Tlie gnrrriinirnt nf .Mrxiro ia now coo
bouil. lu aid tiir Tampicti Hartair ImnruTe-
ment company. I lul.-r thr agraamrnt with
the company the fedrral gnvrrnmrnt was
to pay ll.lo.ii in ll. w hrn tha channel
arna thr lar at thr rntralnr tot lie har'mr
of Tamplro almtild rracli a permanent
drplu at thr i-rtit.-r of tt-n fi-at, and llwiO)
par foot up to eightrrn feat, and Inl.CIa)
for each ad.litiutial f.H of depth up to
twrnty two fret, the Uatal navmriit not to
SI card att.iaauaaj. Thel.ttrat ofllclal retunia
state that a depth of twenty feet haa barn
obtained ovrr thr bar. wl. h would e UlTa
toe coin vanr lo rrtrive r.'.rjl.'aju in l.m.la,
whiia.Mrxuan nawaiaiia-ra have Lat.'irrun-
tainad paracrapha to thr rffrrt that ow.ng
U rarrnt frrarirta wi.li h have awrpt d . 11
lha rivar there la 11.. w a channel uf twann
two fart deep ovrr the laar.
Tba Neetarbe I ek.la.
A eroom'a right to wear H'ss) i.tache bas
baao trtail la Kngland. with tne rourt a da
ctaion in bia favor. Wbeo Mra tinmabaw t
j grta.m waari w-airr.1 he waa am.a.th ahavrn.
but ailar a cold ha grew a mu.tarhe by bis
d.ior a aln.a, wherau,.l0 Mra. Ijrim.naw
Oetlaratl him to abate or go without notice
The J nU-e held that the demand waa un
, raoeouab.e. If be bad beau a le.uw arrvant.
' wearing powdrr and white a.Ik attarkio.-a,
be aught have baao reoured to .ta,,, bill
a gnami waa aa ouul.. earvanl, and a
muatarbe waa a natural pmtertioa again.!
,h wwihar The plaiutiff got twenty 0e
al-ar. damvgva-lkMuo Tranacn;
laraw ibe line.
, "Tea." sai-l tbe abm!T. raa do almoat
earthing without naspuarti.aa. but aa I t
bangiag-w.ll, J draw lua hna at u.af
And be waa aur-.raawl wbaa wane one a,J
laM tbay oatnt aaa kow ba eoaikt aa aay
etaaar way-laraaacw a aaa aaa.
KOM.VM'K OF THE AGE
WONOERS Cf RAILWAY EUILOINQ ANO
GIGANTIC COMBINATIONS.
Haw Iba Raadia Has l.alaaw a fawlbaia
la ew l-flaad. 'beaks la ITaaldewt
H.I I'l kbraaalaaae A Ua frwl
j.ea la Jaraaaiaaw.
The railnai'l I" tbe mniauce of this ags
In Inax The raiinavl king is M.mte Crlste
realUed. Co" jur.1 with America's lors
of tralia;-irtati.Hi, C'reaiia la not In It. 1
tbe bri.litof tbe romauc Is rrat ba.1 lo
thi.. that while this Dew DatloO baa de
Vel..iniara:lrtaaJ sjatam la-yond tbat of
ail "there 11 and Ita allies lu civilixatioo
Lave rarrird the work Intothe oldi-t couu
tr'.ea. While Fuglatid Is connecting ber
Intltan illieawith lliirsof wire aa;l rail,
and tbe l'nltr. tate is working Wirvele
In the wrat. the Itu-.i.iii. are biiiMmg the
grrit trauat-aapiaii Into anch-tit Haetria,
and the aetne dally fkaprr teila us of the
CtHiatllld.lt loll of H.-ailllig With lltaalol. and
Maine, and of the Inauguration of tbe
Jaffa and J.-ruaal. in line.
Thrae two prrariit tha grant ctmtraat and
Illustrate the apiril uf the age, ao let US
summarise the fat ta, giving lb new the
preference. It waa ouly a frw mouths ago
that tbe country Iramed with aatotilah
Bicntlhutths Pbllailelpbia and Heading
' a.
ai; litnAMi
fUilmail mtnt.itiy L
. M'LKoH.
I ctimhiiiial nnder
one iiintia-rrut ut
thriu-iti i-ail re
II the nu.da In the au
n.a r.-i l Ita t.utleta to
Srw York. I'hihiili-lp'ii 1 and luttior c.tiea.
The lir.eliit.-nce ar- inial I 1 atrike tln
moat Ititen-.ttal w ith aanrt of l-w lldi-ring
elTi-ct.uud the f!rat Ilgur. a put out were
that the rote hi nation embraced a capital
of fiaii.iaai.iiii!
Tha flk'tireawrre really niurh l-lowrt!it,
but at ill L.g enough to M-.-tre am ill rapitul
lata, NuWlhe -olubil: l:aa tnl.etl ill tha
lhntoii and .N!.iiii.' r.M. ai d ita related
lltira, aiid ar. taking ull thing, l-ito eotiaid
ernt 1011. probably tha grr.iteat rorporntioo
III the world. Thu Vanderliilt rti in has
mure milea i.f r...id, Ix,'.'l an I baa li.traj
employ. -t., mid t ha Alcl.i--.iii ay-tem ein
brai aa M.liai mile, and 7. "a. 1 i employeeai,
but the .')."i men or tln-rr. ilaiuia iu the
Ili-.t.liiig'a cal property put it nln n l. Ti c
S) atein na 11..W nrgaii izt-t ha. t.:r.i mile, of
run. I, Miitai acn . uf bin I, nlio.it fi . 0.00
lu lama lide capital and :m,iaa) men in its
employ oM-r like time, the atamliug army
of the Tinted Str.ti-a!
Al the bead nf thi. wonderful com bins
tiun, a. pn i lent of the principal road,
and trtiati-eor !- for other., 1. a man
ouly forty live year, nl.l, w ho ia-gan bis
career a a nalmaii uti the Northern l'.u-iflo
line. Arehil.ild Angus McI-.-l, this new
mmian h nf I he rail, ia nf S otch parentage,
but of American Inrth, la.rn in 1M7. 11
gililiing while but a hid lu thr lonrat walks
of railroad life, l.e re o rapidly that In
IbMlhewa. railed from the liorthweatby
partit-a inti reateil in the Heading road and
made it. g.n-ral mniiager. lie rnjudly
n-iiovatiil the entire line, inaugurated a
new and more rflicn ui train aervice and
bod already a. ijnir.d a high ktaiiding na a
proetical railroad loan whell be aatotiiahrd
the world by engineering the great com
bine of mat inter.
lla ntivr ibt-iiin-a that this laat dral la,
strn tly a aking, not a combination. The
lloatoii and Maine retain ita identity, as
due. the Heading, only ha Is pretidenl of
both; the aame tueii own a ctmt rolling in
terrat iu the Mock of both, and the two
will run iu complete uiiiaoti. Huilruad
mm any It iimotinta to the katue thing, and
that Mi-1 .rial will have a free swing from
Hiaatoii tilth.- f.-irw.tlthweat, alld nurtbeaat
ward aa far i. r.nlnui.1. go.
Totiirnfrom tin. gigantic Yankee en
terprise to t:ie llrt railway iu the Holy
Iitid aeeni. like making fun of sacred
plut-ra. "J.ill.i and Jertiaaletu Through
Line!" It il a s aoiitid like a burlra-tie.
dia-kti'tlt And all the humorists bare
triatl their lined at Invent ing cries f..r tbe
brakeiiii-ii, auch as "li..gotna station
twenty mitnit.-a for refn-.hmnita!" "Ca
pariiaiim Ji.n. tinu nil nut for ttimpika to
Mount nf IJIne.:" J u-t t he ..line, the road
I completed, and wn. ua-iied with great
crn-motiy un S-pt. -.tl, the governor of Jar
ruaoleui Ihruhaiu HakU I'aaha-aud the
BAtlWAT STATUS AT Jl:T:rSALE a.
sultan's. peeml eiivi.y-DjU Paaha-l-elng
prominent figure.. One would almtat aa
easily conceive of Pontius IVot praaiding
at the tletllcatioQ of a cotton nn!l.
Jaffa (pronounce.! Yabfu) ia the aaa port
nr.i.-ly atraight wrt of Jrru.ilrm. and two
tram. Irave there daily for JeniMlrm,
making the run in thrv h.nira and a half.
The trrnnnal at a-ion Is on thr op.ante aidti
of the valley nf Hinnom from Jerusalem,
so thrre 1. aa omtubii-. ri.ir ..f half a mile
thence to the Jaffa gat,. t;,Kj Fren. h
botrle are al Jaffa and JeruaaV m. aud the
trip ran be made In great t . .nfort. The
French company owning thia mad is run
Bing it aa a pure n.ailrr nf lm. ,u, and
Uie proapt-tt. are that it wul pay.
I'rtKlret.
Mrs. r-linvliri ,tue Uada-lrv Mr. ran
awar. k-t aw Ulp y.ni Uj a Litis mora
cbiaa'-n.
l.aaT-Th,nk you. ma-Ume. tait me
d.-t. ha. .-1.tv, n Mtouitr. k tn'.
sf. N'aw Y' wk Sun.
Tkal Waa M bat II Waa l.
"II..W J . ,o lu. T.oir new mdS bo
Mm Mala!
a."br' , m fir!V earra-l a.,r mi.A
Mr. -iy."-Mur-y s Wk!y. "Q
fie I Would I am a bu-.l
Uav-t wwa oau aaw. Laaj,aale u'-ttm.
mm
, the Arizona kicker.
I A Faw bttarai Iteaaarbs rrwaa aa Ha
j l aualaaaMarary.
DoT Bl-" Uia.-Ua TuawUy n ,ut
tba city Uaaeurec of thia l..ej JnniaJ
with ail the public uiooars ha etoild lav hunt,
oa. Tbe aggregate sum was ot.lr i.',, imX
one should blame bun far skipping mi,
that amall emu. Il was ail be could .
be bad become ao diagu-ta.1 at having to a
uClaut WHO toa na-niia-ra ni U4 eou,tn,
council tbat ba wouai pruUbiy haie sm
with 11
Fl AaivD -AUarmao Otlradv ,1..,,,
take our remaikaof hut w. in n.r rii.t
Spirit. We cal. al hnn a thief. It ir and di :,,.
ard. and Inatn.d of admitting the .ii.,tl!,,
like a gentleman ha ln l.il.-. in tnrmi. ,
frrm'iti Mull-nee tiMua hi, Mr (Jlli a,,;
We U try and make II Iim ly f.ar yoy
And. by tne war, while un thu aucy.-t, aa
foal to oWrva lii.il of ail tha r..nui t, .li.
btamt. knavuli. drunken public h.h
roiivan.al In a r.aan t .g-ther our town r.,UIt.
rd caja Ilea climax. Next wis k at i,a,, ,r
giuawarof aiteruiliiathio on tht-v ia-ra,
and If the fur d .u't fly It Won't Iw .,ur iuu!t
It Ct U Ihixx Now -Fir a y-ar,r
niore alter we .truck t.i.a ton n we c.ild U
kicked and fulte.1 with wifett lu.puinti,
evru by a low d.wu Indian. U
kutarketl down, landed up and U-.w n tji4
treat, and bad our ll a pulll out of .U;,
twoor three Hum-. -r ..-k. and aa u.-i.r
thought of reflating. W. arra a t. nl rl .,t
of the Und .-rf.a.tedmt aort, and It aa a
quiat.oii whv'.U.-r we aliouid pud IhruugU
not.
Let anno one altempt Ui laeak isir n
taluy! Tu uff.T of a hundred d illara in
raab wouldn't tempt a man iQ'oao to try it
on. We are no longer a I. n l. rf.a L fi.
man at:., wta out to "lift" ua now h-vg-.t i
brat chum liglituiug. Every chap a bo l u
plletl into ua f.T the btat nil lifoitl.. I,4. t,i
to la- c.u i lel "If on a aliutVr. and I . .,
thrill, u the loan record, aliow, alp pna
fully among the dai-.tw
It Uki.Teo L a ll is well known all ov.r
U.wn we bave held a inortga.-a f r the ,.(
thrt moiitlu. on tne rntire oulllt of uur ci
lema.iary. It covers everything but lua
own woi -tbleaa i-arcajaa, aud can he f..r..
any miuiila. 1'his t.-ing tne case, wa an .g-U-u
a-k.-d why wad. .n't luka p aa,-aai,-ii m,,u
that hi tcb on Joui ua.i.ui rel. i-a p. u, i:i ,-j.-i
eu.lenriug twin, aa "Jacauaa. "Inir," "l.ja
crite." and an furth.
We di I go over one d-iy !o-t w.a k cal. u't
big to turn him out ou tl.. Oan.l bill., hut ut
fed tn weeping and m.-.trd nt While it a-vtu
bardfor a man to lieali.iaial by bta oau p.-'-jr
any, wa haven t Ilia In-art to kick aaay tlx
barrel And. l-ai.I.-a, ha run. auch nu ai j..-t
a.l. gy f.r a wisely ne..ia-r tl.at 'ius
Klker rv-eive. biata of cotllplllll.-lita hy ruin
parua.n. We are not g lug to be m.an weh
bim liot tiulaa beipiitaabuaiiig u. anJ t:M-i
to pillillah a glaal (Klja r.
A NkW llLI AHIMkNT Aa Will im n..tl rd
by ail our aulnerila-r we add a new d. ;ut
metit to The Ki.-ker thia week that uf fore-ca--tiitg
the weather. We have arr-nu-ial a
Signal nili.-e on the ria.f of our onn buiklin;
and ahull take olaervatiou. hourly t
bave alao piirchnatsl a map of the L'nit.d
SUita. and hnve arrnug.al a progiuuiiur i.y
which we elaa l nine-t-ntha uf our prr.ii
lion, to be vertlltaL Thia luta la-..u a i- -fix
feit want III tl ia ha-allty and the tutei.r,e
of The Ku'. r will no doui.l lie duly up; re.t
attaL We .hull .tart out at a ah.w pn.-e and do
no ruahiug until tne hi.ru a lit. w. II. tlur
Urat priabt-imii "Clearer; w-irui.-r; t loj.lj ,
cool, may rum and may not ' la a rt ( i
feeler, and we do not advise any of .air
readers lo give up a U-hiiig ex.'ui ae.u or
riuti'luy at'luail picnic ou ait-omit of it Ua
boat in l:me to get u-a-d to tha l.ang of tla
thing, and aft.-r we have we Liiarantee I'
bent the govrriimeiit out of uiit or neat
one .hut ad inter. Ivtrmt Free I'l.-aa.
Suartae ao ftlount lit. lUlaa.
In the uiorniiig I .u aa.iiii tied I.y the
croaking nf a raven on tha snow Immedi
ately over my ln-a 1, nn I found tint tie
of I blur light of my grotto was n ;.'.irel
at the entruiice by a pink radiance, teliin
that the day had daw -tied I right and ...r.
What a glorious aiglit awaiicd me! T L
be.tvriia were ithoiit n cloud, and thr ami
shone with daxling apleudor on the ahiia
rolaal luniiut.iiii.. Tlie broad, uuhr.'kra
snow pi. liu aeamed to burn with l:.!.t re
fleetcil fnim million, of .now t ry-tala. TI.S
great peak were tlraiel from bin to sum
mit In the purest w hite, na yet iite'-amd
by aval.iurlies. On the steep ilufa tlie
snow hung in folds like dra..-ry, lirrsla.vs
tier, while the angular -aks nlaive atraal
cut like cryatala again-t the ky. St. Klin
was one vast pyramid of ulabnater. Ti.
winds were .till. Not a sound hr 'kr th
solitude Not nn object tnoveil. Hientks
raven bad gone, leaving tne alone w ith tt.
mount una.
As the aim n- higher nml higher and
made its warmth felt, the kiio were
I.M.aenrd here utid there on I he ati-eji a .;-
and broke away, grain-ring force its th.r
fell, and ru.lie I down in nvlai;c!.r that
mode tbe nioiitit.dtia tr.-mbl.- and nwnk-en.-d
the echia-s w iih n mar like tnuinlrr.
From a amall lav inn lug biclitipuU tt.s
slept-, the new snow w ould .lip dnwtiuarl,
an 1 - ii 1 1 y nt lltt, and c:ieai!e over pm-r
pitas hundred' of fit-t high, looking l.e
fail of foaming water; then came the n'tr,
liicre.iKing in volume as the Mow ing ui"
Involved new Held, in Its path uf de-trur-tit
n. until the great mau la-carnr irre.:i
ble.and plowed it. way duwnwariatlipiUt'h
clouds of snow spr.iyw hicli bung in tl.euir
long after the ro.tr uf the uv.ibm. I, UJ
ceiutnl.
All day long, until the .li.nlows nf evrn
Ing fell on the ateep sloa-a, this motniiaia
thunder continueil. The eclua-s nf "n
av.ilunche at ani ly tlie.1 w. iy U fore 0'
were awakened by nnotber Mar. Tiait-ne-a
such a scene umlrr the most favora
ble conditions was worth all tha privat.ua
and anxiety it cot. I.racl C. Hmua-.l m
Ceiturv.
The llaurdlrtloa of Itratrlre.
He always said .be was a nice g:rl, but "
awfully simple and art lea., lie .ul be
liketl locall and tell her all manner of mr-pt-taihl.-y.torii-a,
aud notier theoa-n eyelaa
Uiuiahiuetit with which she believed him.
She beard what he bud said aud il did Ii'
ph ae brr.
line night be found her mora lovely thvn
ev.-r. M,e aeenir-l Inteli- ly liitrre-tcl in
ail be bad to aay, and ao urged him ''
finer rfTorta. Suddenly ahe beard ln-r
mother coming. "Oh, Mr. Ferguson! " '
exclaimed, "rlimb Ijrhind the ' a
lude, won't ou It will be such a gad
Jul e on mamma. "
lie did w bat .he wbdied, and Mrs. linn
mer t ame In. "Wbr. Heat nee," ahe be
gin, "1 th.,ukht I heard you talkn.a- to
aomelaaly. Indn t Mr. Kerguaoa rali '
"Y ea, n.auiina," anaweml the awtet g'fl
llinocantly; -'he la behind the k. fa. H
crawled bark there when be l.r-ird
coining. You know he is awfuKy l'"
ful." With a calm, stately walk Mra Ilntiiir.f
rrtaaa-d the nauu aud lookrd at t-rt ul; r.r.
H rose, and, without any attempt ut -l
ogy, took bla bat and left the boaaa
She never aaw bun aun.
rbyalaaat laanrlal kahraua.
"to hrra.- .al l tlrabblng-r t". S' ;.i;fc.
"wtnaa are yog g ,mg to pay tne thit hu
ttollars y oi b.arrowe.1 alajt ri,Lt y. ar.a:
"U yi nasu totavy thiU I owet.-u a :
dra.1 J,.IUnr
"To be aura. Toe carta.nly haven t f r
gattaa it."
"lly dear ai.-, do not d ut4 that '
, kautaai a hun.lral d..,jo-a to aw ' -
I yean ago. but I ran daiuonatrata ty - "
I tbat I ara but tbe man."
I "I'd bke to aaa bow tbe miaahacf y"
f-ln to do it.,
j "VerywalL It Is a fact darnonrtravl T
sriesuau teat mra mrVrj j aa eatire rtj; .
! .f beaog every eaeen years, craaarq'eo'-' '
, eaa 1 be tbaasuoe paraai b w hoca you ci7
was loaned.-- Murclaaot Traraaar.
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