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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (March 11, 1893)
A WORD TO PHYLLIS fTatitfb r I on an.nko Hm J' imi their Unit Wat, llrmrfiitjrr ihift, fur miusM nuu lw kin (h )r1rnta), -T.. r-irrU b n Itrl mt, lull hrl I lli) mila; I )pptrnljf a . rrvi MiU'g tl Hi UU Miu. 1hiM fttrtim-d l'illTl IttMlrL Aim! Iintl Vut if"-. kw; Ti -nrjir tlu knil, 0 tear ftn4 foil- Oii r l). yt i ltinW ainl fniM it a tut rain of Uwf r ip: i tit ir ' i If i it a. Hul in Hir aiiii if ll'r )r t uv t-1 m "it la !Uf ,.' lUar. TIIK MAN WHO WAS LOST. M Sip!"" l-'ri !'- I- inll lmp In the line S-inc. I'.in. lie had a wife. I,,,! nci fiiililn-ii He wiia a -in. ill tradesman, ami Id wife a Isriir. liml-r Ii i.alliU Woman, llllle ia.a- ,e nl LlklUk' C.Oe l"t Hll'l 'lli.lll sinnm's "il life lail la-en sina-alarl Ui,.-i.iitfiil. Dni- i ii u' ii in -I ii m- li.nl m filial It, mul i Imi he used often In relate to hla tc t lii ipiT lh.it a hem waa ilrl In tl, r ii.nLmi; w lien Niimn la-came a shnp- kc- I' r One nik-lit, ten i ,ira lafure I lie lime nf I . iniriKliit'tinn ! the rrruli-r, Sipnm had p. .nr In the ihcatre. Mini after tlie Tfuriii (h.c li.nl mki'ii fi !! n i In a n-stnuranl and trc.ilc.1 l-r In a Im lc miit. lb-turn-III.' Iii'lnr, llf'cr III- W as II: lull .Tlplotl limn I a ikiim' in III simp, lis armed liliuaelf . 1 1 , n In mi J irk. wiiit iIiim ii ami, Willi Ilia a.itiiin-c !! I li- dustily siiiiininiinl (miIUt, rui'tuted a luir.-liir. Ilu- man. who Mild lie was an Italian named Viil"U, iliM-liiiiiml earnestly all ftli.lllillia IlllcUlil.lia, llllt Clllllll give tio y.xl nniiiinl nf lilmvlf. Nijilnii inwr ruled him tik'iirim-ly, ami he wax con vii I -1 mul 'lit In 1 1 r .t . 1 n eara Inter Srii(nii met Vnlova In a call mill liml Mm nrnnliil at an rwaiittl Ci.ii irl. Ill llir iirly init f l.7 S lilnn rTrlve (,:!., nil ii l i il- it inn fruiii .M.irliiiiiiie that a lai l.i l"i iiiuili ill Ilia mi the l-lnlnl, In i mi.i'M.i I'ni'lif . Man ili-ail anil hail li-ft linn ln'ir t mi iii irnNTty. wlurb aa .i r -. nml inrliiilitl a vnlualiln miuiir iilaiit.illnli. lanriH'lli-a n furtlirr in fiiriniil lijr the imtiiry at St. Jinn that It wi.uiil lie nii'wiry fur It i tit to nmie nut in p. r"ii mul ! n i i in I T ni the estate in or il. r tn hvi hiiiio ir iirfit ih ami liinni i in. im nml ninny ih-ln) a. '1 he Imiirii ' ' ""i la mil a trateliii rli ii:n li r. In.', i i i ne williiiK to i liiniii'V if Im t an hi-lp it. S Ihluii laiutiht liinii II a trunk, cniiiinilliil the little lam tpjiie III I he Idle lie N-ine In mwlaiue'a. rliiiiki "he iuiteaiiiiiiaiint Intake ciin- ill it na l.e-iii.'uli- a ihiil nf all bis iiriijnrTy III I'urtato iiiinliiuie na a prevent ive nf mi iiii'iiia, ami i hen liiililinat her the nnt ti'inli r nilirii amliil fur MnrtiiiKiiie, .n llnrilinut. Ill a liritf lili li liaik out a r.ir-.'n ul i lnii'i mul nil fur the Krvlirli lal ami nml Niw Oilenna. W I en larurlim rrni lnil Mnrtllililie ixl wi lit In M .li'iiii. he nua iii.ilv alrui k llmuli tn 1 1 ixl hia nuiaiti alive uml well ami all I l,i iiiiliiriHl ina r he linil n-iviveil fur Tin re m iu lintliiiiK for him to ilu lint K bn W n.iin. T'ir hriu tn to nail inailay fur New lir!inii". nml rN l'iiuti ili-teriiimeil lo no tl.itlirr in her, take t lie rnra to New York, ml the ti nnier thence to llnvre, in nnler tn ti t In ine niiiti aa aN-eJlly aa aiHilile. Hew ta liiiriuuvto wnil I he aili.-e in aenreli of tic r.i-x iila w lm liml In .mid him nml Bklrhllll aa-ml Ilia money nml alliTer aea miiirv. Ill a wilil kim. ; Iuim'. He n armnl n ull all die lin liininarv ileMailiuui anil vuteineiita m-it-Hanry In uieii the CttMi, ilup.'iriiiea nf w huh were tola- furwanlril lit Hie ntirlioriliea frmn .Miirtiuiiiie. Arm eil in New I Irlenna, S'ipiun ili term i ii 1 to H'ii'i a ilny nr two In I he i ll y la-fi re i.ikniK I he rnra (nr New Vork. He F'H up at a Inxiriliuu limine in the Krem h qmrier. ami ilevnteil liiniM-lf tnait;htMi-iii Willi irie.H uxlilllll v. While at lin akf.'i-t the aeiim l iiinrnlliK after ins arrival he waa warmly jf"-e'''l I'T a irui'.-er wlm liaik liia liiiml ami anirt. "I am trulj ileliu'litnl to u ynu, Mnniirur y'liniiiieaii! Wln-n iliil yuu arrive " Sipinii irt-iitly lurormeil the man thai he wn not IJni til mean, lut S ipion I)ea rue I lea The tranu'iT with cn-nl vinlem-e aald that the iia-e woiiltln't K down there! Next thiin ,e'i want lo rrpmliiite that hill of ITi", ,e nwiil Maraia K Untitle. S ipinii aan ne hail only tei-n In the city a ilny, hail never aeen the alninu'er la-fore, Bur knew he w hour w lint MnruiaAf lluithea Wi re-iinaeiii niy eoiilil nut eullily owe thern or ain laalv elae nnythiiu. An hour laler S'lploii wna arreateil on a wnrriu.t laken out liy Marnia & HukIi.k, llipmr ih-ali-m in Cannl aln-et, auninal I':i rre lent ihenn, an alianimliiia: ileKor. Siipioii Dearueilea, aliiu Queiitinraii, a.ivt iiitu priaon. He foiiml a lawyer, ami Willi irreat ilillienlly ami at theriat nl hilf Ina money prove.! I lint he waa not V'lelilltiemi, dm Srjpioll la-arilellea, a M riii:er iiUmril ll,el ri; llnianJi. nf llnr dram Hut f(,r the (iiplain he wnulil have hern ronvii iril, for aevernl w itneaM awnre Mint he waa (Jiieiitinemi. A aiK.n u .Sciplun waa n-leaaeil lie went othe levee ami eniliarkeil on a ateainei for Mi iiiphia, liili nilimf to make hla way tUDce liy rail to New York. At Mein f,i he wna n i i. 1 1 reeled, en UoiJ Into a low fc-roKL-ery uinler Ihe hlulT il n.l.lail ,if every cent he had left. i;inn foiiml hia way to the mayor nf the fly, w ho inuiiiai'l lo write to the r rem h tfu.iil t ew Orlraua nhoiit It ami to ""I t lit- (ailiee in -e(irih nf the thievra. tpioii meantime wrote to I 'arm to mad aine (or a reiiuUmne, ami went alamt in earth of a aitualiun. A rotton broker I1' In in aoine cirrf-aKn'kii-e with '"'u uu i-rrule planter to look after, ami be Waa tluia euabli-d to earn rlioiluli to eat, hut ti anstrer nur remitianoe came fnmi "laiiie, ami our poor exile could Imi make money enoiiK'h lo lake him home. At l-ut he w rote to hia niuain in Martiniiiue utmu 1U rircuin.i.incea, and rrcrived liurtiy after n .,,!, a draj-. for 2.M fran,s. j 'iplon iuimnliaU-ly Uintah himrlf aome Cutiira itud na-eaauriea, took the cara ami utartnl f..r New York. Here w lule waitinK for the nulint: of th Havre aleamer he waa a-aln arrested a lni I'irrre yurlililieau, a fugitive from Juatn-e and a l.nd forifer. Uy the nient k'"I lnek tle coium hrokrr In whiaw employ he had breu in Vieuiphu bnpa-neil lo la lu the rity, and Vi;,i.,u waa able lo eataliliati an alibi. Hit e-.port waa atolen from him on the Meru rh.a iieaaier, and he had to tret anotbrf lu New York, brinu thu dea)ed a We,,. linalty, to Lla intriua) joy, be waa out "r Sandy H. ai on hia return nyaK. a-rnved at iV. re be waa an-t un the ajuay ly a cortcina ortlcer with "hideed: M.it.a.eur gieutineau: What have you to drj-ar at Una time?" w''-m lae de (J lentineau"' cried tlie alrii laititiiiiuer. "1 am Sclpion " , uesrueilea, ihop keeper, nomero TV hi rue llie ." I 'i lie. "1 lieu, sir, , you must be detaioed," said e orcner. u I-iie he was wajtinic lb the cusU ms a man rame ta-t.iud him. aupped otnet i, , r t iu tl hand and w hisre4; "I.a't be afraid, (J lentineo! They have "h.nu wual-ver aa'siusl you! iiere's hat owe you"' la-eruel.ea turtml quickly, but lb man ho ttsd sjiuseo to hnu waa a.rea.iy lisvl ID ai, crowd, and Iv-ipion fuund eirfht g'M l Napoieooa iu bis haoiL Mechauicajlya, J-nl ll.e niuiirt In hia p.. ket, curalna Hit aj ieiillneau wituia ev.r)Uiy uenkXaal in nuatakliiK In in for. Ilia Ltatf. ,mrin all ru-ht and bu p-i-lairt not obuxtlouable, ra ipli.n waa after Mime delay a-riintled ., .lart f, I'kn., Imi Mill m, . r ihr ii.plu..n id" the 'llliiirilie. thai Ih w.. ,h.i Iteaniellea, but (Ju.i.iin.'...i. At Idiueii. I., railroad M-M.niir .iit, uerhain(ei a Xaailmu to buy a l..llle of wine and half aihliken. Aa win aa be r.-acl,e. I'aria be took a flare and drove to iiuinrni TV Hue de .Seine. Ilia nindial aiwnwiu mi longer I lure, but In, U-l nf il one of; 'Ijiu.Uille, hainlrraarr and -rfiiiner." Aaioiimle.1. heru.he,i,uiihe little .hop "Mme. Ie.rlllllem, he "wLa-re I he" The attendant anawered, "In Amerlra. It la four niontha aine a he went; at the uiiiiiioiia of her hualuiid"' "At Ihe auiumoua of Ine!" ried rVIiion, itiiiitf ilowu abruptly. "Tbia la all a dream!" Ib fore hemuld aay another word a aer irealil de vllle eiiteml the ahnp and laid lunula upon him. "You are wautel, guru lllieau." "I am not guriitineau-I am Dearueilea hoiitr, the unhappy man, but the ouWr of the law waa luereduloua, and la ire Seip loll off In priMiii. He waa examined on a i hartce of coining and nf pju.lu louuterfeit NaiuleunauHin the raahier of the railnuut reataurant at Kuiu-n, ami fully mnimuuai for trial aa giii-nliueau, anna lVarurllea, fauaaaire. Heariiellra employed all able advurate ami laid all tl f.w ta la-fore him. "It la a mere queaUou of inlatiikrn Identity," anid the law yer, -und of con nan there will he no dillleitlty in proving who J oil real a) are a LamtiijUier of Ihe Hue de S-lue, ol tweuty yearn' atandliiK." Hut the advia-ate m koneil rather too baatily. One of the iniwt Inlrnaitinrf Irtala that ever rnmr off in I'aria now ena'ied. The ailviaale rmploynl by Ih-aruellea waa thuroiiKhly peraiindeil of hia client a I lino eeiice and k'1""! cbarailer. Hut the I'ne rtireur Imia-rtul waa of a different opinion. The rnae waaaeul la-fore t lie court d'aaaiarw, and waa tried by the prealdent. A ureal uutnla r nf witne-a.-a were called, and the w hole iiieat ioii turned uhii the nlenllty of the tiriaoner by the mutual agreement of part lea, for Ihe reaaon that if the ac ruard were I)eruellea hia account of how hemt-in-d the xuld Napnleoua (lmillei lo I counterfeit waa prolwble; hut If he were guriillueail llo ileleliae waa aaiallile. giieatineau waa eatnbliabed to be a ilea-a-riil charai'ta-r, who had been aevernl liluea oiivii tiil of minor nffrnaea, m h aa iiiUk.'ulihtf, and waa more than iuia-rted of la-inu a rriiiniml of much dcrprr dye a counterfeiter and a former. The teatluiony of the rualnnia officer at Havre and of the dame ilu cotnptoir at lloueii waa flrat t-iken, and then a uiaaa of pnlii-e leaiimoiiy to prove that Dearueilea waa iimiunatloiiMlily gueiitinenu. Tbia waa rbielly from the province, guriitineau having iipjian-titly oa-rnte very little in the capital. At the outaet the ilefeto ex prrienceil an uncxia-cted dillirulty. There Were aome huiidrnla of w Itm-wa willini to awrar that they knew Deamellea ar feetly well, hut nut nearly ao many who were anil.il.il Hint llm priaoner waa thnt H-raon. Ilia hnnlahiM. Ida voyauiw, hia (aiverty hail told upon Dearueilea. He waa ilia-ply aiiiihiirned, hia hair waa ttrnutlnl, hia hand wna hard, bis iiiaiinrr liervoua and exeite.1 -aa little like aa Mnaihle to the pliwid aliopkeea-r of the Hue tie Seine. rniiiestioiiably Hie accuaed rearm lilel Di-aruellea remarkably, and knew aa much alamt that prraoii'i anleceileiita aa if he were really himaetf, hut then lu short, Deamellea' iielffhlmr were exrecdinuly coiiw ieiilioua, and the police riceediiiKly (amitive, ami the unfortunate shopkeeper waa convicted of heing not himself at all, but l'lerre gueiitiurnu, counterfeiter. The n-biittiiiK testimony ailduced by the ailvia nte 1,'etiernl not only cnnriiiceil the Jury but overwhelmeil Dearueilea. It waa a letter which one nf hia lieiuhlaira, a winnnn. leotilliil she had receivnl from Denriiellea' wife, from New York, that she and her Scipion were happily necoinino dnteil with a ahnp nml a thriving- ruatoiu in Ilroadway in that tcrent ill v! law rurllew admitted that the handwriting waa hia wife a, but the atatemrnt liiiawihle, for the rrnaon that he wna in the I'alaia de Juatire, and coiiaeuently could lint be iu New York. l'lerre giieiitinwau, rallinic himself S i pioll Desrurllea, waa st-lileucrd lo ten years' clme liiiprlaoiimeiit, 1 he unhappy convict was moved by hia M-iine of injustice to curry himself with un fXei teil dignity. He ahial no teara, but knid he felt certain that time would re move the evlla that now laire upon him so heavily. He wna sent to llrrat, and art lu learn the trade of shormakinx. He was one of the moat tractable prisoners ever conllneil at the battnea. When S iplon hail served out three rani of his seuu-m-e an unexiio tiil episode oc curred lu hla hiaUiry. Visitors Were an nounced to gorntineau. lie went lo Ihe ufllce of the prison and found hla Mar tinique muain. l'ache. and hia wife! He attempted to throw himself into the arm of the latter, hut waa repulsed with severe dicniiy. "We know you are not VJueiiliueau. uui Dearueilea," she said; but mere are criinea t'bmvcd aitnilisl Dearueilea." N-iiiioti ilemiiiided au explanation and bis release, hut luadiime waa inexorable. M. I'm he then told him lu wail. 1 brutifrn Inlliieni and Ihe fncU pmentral by the MurtiniiUe cousin, the court of caaaatiou hail coliaentcil to re-examine the question aa to hia identity. "Of course you are Dea- ruell.w," said M. I'arbe, couliUelitly, "and I mean to prove it, if it cost me a million." After you are shown to he not guriiliiieau but Is-sruellea. il will be time euouub Ut go iuU) mailame's tfrievauusi. Desrurllea wna lintr lirouillit ImcK to Paris, and M. I'ai'he art to work to estau- llall his collaiu's iiielltlly. The boUry he emploteil suKKeated that il. Jules Kavre Iw retained aa advocate ami that eminent lawyer cuuaeuted to take the raea. but two day later sent a note de cl I tn ii Hist to serve on sxxount of the pressure of uiicniilmllalilecircumslaui-ea. M. l'lun Ko ii I in was coiu-n'ieully retained. After vsrioiia delay tho rase of Dea rurlles or gueutiueau was attain called up, this tune not before a Jury , but before the flit prraidtut nf the court of cassation. Tue array of witness! waa formidable, and the testimony of the must mBKtin- 'b.irurter. tor the procureiir a aide a Ureal number nf witness were brouubl who siitively identitlol Dearueilea aa Q irtil.uean. In ailditioii lo this sulsilan ti.il pnaif waa broua-hl to Ihe fact that Dearueilea himself was dead. One of the ail or of the brii( llnttfanaa was pnlu-ed, who had made the Maruimi'ie voyauewith Iruel.e. Thla mall te.lilied that after euruo waa disi harwial at New Orleans the bru tis.k on eollou and waa tnwed down the river on her return vo)are. O.T I n.iudaleur tay the brisl aa tsaxrls.1 t by a Ina- from Lkc ltara-ue.and lavrurllea j came alaaxnl from ber. Three day out Is-eruelle waa taken with yellow fever j an I l.nl just as Ihe Im.-dropped anchor in . the hartair of lwiw lerre, l.ainleloiii. lie i f waa burie-l on tlie extreme eastern p-ant of the taiami after a lou-eleraMe illdn ultv I With Ihe authoritlea, who deeply resroled the bn'aam horiua attheialaod witbsurh a law ilisiavai si--..'- "a - IlZ- u ,un reeunl from Oaude- T i I- 1- a fatal disrasas aiawnl. Tlx N of taa Itra- kmie awa iirswiiiei I., wui. m ' ralion or tlie sailors w-winwiny, wine Bunle a deep iinprspiaifn. t'or the side of tlie defense Mroe. Drv rue. lew titively hleutirteal ber husband, asm. lis- marks and peculiarities npuo but person atich were found to be slus-uiarly sieiiti'-al with those on Ihe pnsooer per ton. An amu.iDe eolloluy betweea ber and ihe pruntier waa permitted. In whu h t4h were seen to be mutually ao intimate with all the detail of a dooteaUe life lo iri-tnerol laeniy years aiandlua' that twain lute short of a miracle could sup(sa the privily of a third rty. The laaiksuf the shop were pnaluiaal, and the two wen! over liielll lofc-elber. W il nesw la-in callial lo rmilairie these minuti.e wlieuever I hey mncrriicd a llilnl aarty,aiid It waa thus how u b) a mass of nn ulsra that if Uie prisuin-r were really g ieiiiineau he luual likewise Is- la-srilelles. Ilavilia s-olie so far, Ihe iii.-iuiiiua advis-aie pn eii by:, accumulatioii of nn iiin.taii.es that Ikav ruellea could Hot lar gueliliueail. The president of Ihe court, tin ss-lnsl lo lake a treat interval in Ihe problem uu trial Is lore him, ijuesiionel Mine, law ruelles aa to the cause of her sudden trip lo New York. Hie pointed to Is-aruellej with a scornful Oliver. Mir cried: "He bail a Uiiatresa; be wished ! alMiidoii nie; be called uie l'saue! He sp,inle.l lo nieel ber In New York after st-iUiua up his cousin a state. 1 di teruilne.1 lo make hla amour uncom fori able. I pursued the woman to New York. I pulled tier hair; I hoied her earn. 1 made her flee lu iliamay U t ail foruta; then, my iiikasi-in prrformed, I re turned to Pari.." The unhappy Sipli.n, n utter prisitra tiun of astonished proliwt, lifted his Iteln less hand ami denied the mialreM, tin as aittuatiou everything. Hia wife til rne. 1 away with ail to ereiluliiua, siairnful ahrutt. "1 have your letiers, mon.teiir. 1 com-s-lleil the creature lo surrender tbeiu to tue." The prraidelit osj. red Mine. Dnsrurlli-a lo pnaluce the letters, and w hile Ihe huis airr was none examined M. I'm 1.0 The latter s'eiitleinaii ti-stiLed aa to the facta of Desru.-lli-e' vi.it lo Martini. pie, the false will, etc., and nsUUvely idriilifie) Deartlelles. "Have y.ui ever seen that will" aaknl the preaideni "No," a.nu I'iU he. "1 have il here," aai.l the pnwideiit. "H la duly authenticated, alined and sealed. Look at il!" "Mon dii! that la my 4n aitiuature, and that nulanal sii;uatur I would swear toaa Alphoiiae lkiiuairou'a!" Althia nioiiieul the buiaaier came Into Court Willi the pai kaueof let t era, which be hamliallothe prvaideiit. That olllcrr looked over them, with I'arhe still Uam the aland. "M. l'nihe," said the preaideni, haudinu a letter to the wituoa, "do you Identify that hamlwritiiiK''' "I do. Il la undoubtedly Desrurllea'." "lie kind enough lo lead that letter aloud to Ihe court." M. I'.u he, ailjuatinu hia eyeKlaasra, read: "My Mis'iiou The will is all s-rfect. The (tsaiiie totally devivel. I sail for Mar tinique to niorniw, ami will make short work of my at n in blunt bhak nf a cousin I" He turned severely uaui Dearueilea: "Atrocious w reti li! You plotted to poisnu tne, Iheti! I almmlou the case," Deann lies fell Iwck faiiitituf Mine. De rirllea eaucrly rame forward. "I swear, Jiidur, Hint letter waa not lu the parcel I received from Mile. Tollyl 1 never saw il before!" The prvaideiit turned from ber coldly. "The halidwrilititf la precisely Ihe same." The prisoner, rrvivliif, stared around him with a ifhnetly face, and the president looked down ti n him tfl"niily. "The court," he snid, "is not aide to de termine with satisfaction whether Ihe prisoner is Dcsriu-llca or gurntiunau. The evideime preponderatiw in favor nf Dea rueilea. Hut. so fur aa the end of jtiattcr are concert ed, it ihaw not matter, tjiirn tinrau was a Isvl man, but lswruellea ta evidi nil) a man lunch worse. The prisoner la remanded to serve mil his sentence, and at the expiration of his full term Is doomed to trniiaportntiiiu lo New Caledonia for fif teen yeara." Desrurllea fail till once more ami waa re moved. That aflerniam, wailliuf wearily In the aalle ilea (tardea, a man came and atnod Is-foie him, liaikltin at him llxedly, then lurniiiK away. Kverylaaly paid In in the iitmiKt resai I. Dearueilea asketl the arrKi-anl by hut aide who thai ucraunat( waa. "It Is M. M .chief of the secret po lice." "Uianl (iod!" cri.il Iswnielliw; " Veilova!" lie fell ill au apoplectic lit, and before Hit tuorniliK bmulil the iiii-ali.iii of hia ulrn lily to tho tribunal of a higher court. U tnoud Sa-ncer; I'ari.iau I'ulice Arch 1 vis. Ta'ame of Mount Ararat. Tho TurkH know (Jmit Anirnt, tho nttinir jilai-o nf tho Iiililical ark, as Ak'hri Dml'Ii. nr 'Mountain uf tho Ark." Tho IVi-simm call it Koh I nub, "Xoahn Mountain." ThoAmiih kirn call it tho 'iVak nf tiialg Bout mun.'' und whi-ni'Vi-r in nij;lit uf it pcrfoini a tKL-uliar rt'lipnutu ct-ro- tnony tullcil "Li-IIji Rhiui'ri," or the "Bnivo IJhinoii'roH." lai-utuio of a 1i"tiii1 mrri-nt nmon tlii-in that (Jial t-urwl tho la-a.it uml rominanil el Noah not to tako him nn tho p-at craft with tho other animal. To thin trt-utmt'iit tho rhiuiH-oroii ol jic-t'vl, ami when tho urk iN-gnn to flout ho hoikel hit horn over a rail ing at tho wuter'n clio und floated almut with tho Xuihuin tcwm-I, un unwclcnmo MiruMit, duringtho forty days. SU Louin IU'imhlic. Overheard at the Hotel. Teddy Vuncliunip Tliat yotinu fol low to whom you took off your lmt jut now U t-iiKiiKial to MiH Duuy Goldherg. Aro you vpiuintod with him? Dill lina-rcrut I don't know him at all. "Then how did you como tjbow to him I" "Rs-aiihO we aro in the Mine line of Imsini-Hrt, fui tn uaftk. 1, too, am enancx! to M I'M UaiMy OohllxT(J." Tcxaa Sifting. ose of For llslsrt. Fox won aelilom, if ever, at a Iom for a retort, and a Mory i told how, when euiivueim(j Wttttminxter. he a;iliial to a bhn.ke-ia-r for LU vote and inten-t. Tho man iinaluced a halter with which he Miid he waa ready to oMio him. "Tliunk you." ri'iihiI Fox, " for you kind offer, but I Hhould I worry to ih-iirive you of an vuhial.lo a family jiic-e." Loudon Etandard. Anion;; tho ancient Gre-k both rrematinn of thodi-oil and burial in tho eurth werw iinw-tiiia-l, though it la nnn-rtain which wait tho more com mon. Tlie lUilim nf tho dead were aamally jin-a-.-rviil in urn. In 1 Zalio Sivar, of IlauS Loire, Francri, after quam-lin"; wjtn Ihjk1 V 1 1 ii ... ..i-'i UliaiaaiJil uin najiiiu nniMii uiaiiri, hintial heroutdisir bake oven real hot crept into it and cremated herself. There i not Lin more prwioua to a man than hia will : there ia notLiti which he rehii'i'iu-li'ii with ao much reluctance. J. O. IIollamL One million dollar In (p.lJ oiia would weih 3.63 8 rxjumla. The aama unou&t of ilrr couia would weigh 63,823 9 pound. BilAIN WAVtS. rVeallar Rsasallnsis uf a at s.lee.1 I sr Has suote4 Irosa t i lllfailuw. I hiii livitii; nt tin li. ailiuaiti-nt of a htllallVu-li'll HI! tlllhv.iy 1tltrtll- tiim, nt tin' i-ry iiiti:-knts of civiliji- tlotl, lllailit tWi'lltV llllliai fl'.illl tllK iii-uri-st st:i:inii. Ala. ut ti'ii il.iy at I went iu to tin htirinti fi.ritf-w (lii a. On my vv;iy in 1 m. t u yntuii; jailiiv ulliii-r, wluiiii 1 kin w hhhtly, till liia wiiy nut tn tnki' tii u Mt iu tin' jullk'li' la Vi'llil 111 V llr.lililll.llt.TH. Yl liml H hll.il t I lint. I llli-lltliillial, 1'iisuiilly, that I sliiuilil I. turn "nil Mmiiliiy." Tina wna mi Friilny. In tin-slntnui I lii anl tin Mentally Unit tlii'Kiiiii-idliii-r wia.ill ntnNinall VlIlni;i'l-tviN'ii whi'ti' Mni-t liiliiiitnl my lii-aili iiiit ti-n. mul was ininin in npiiu. To tO 1 ii'.t'ii-il in i nnt itiiHirtaniv. Wlirii l. .iviiij; tin-r-ta-tinii to ri tuni t.laiut tiiiil.lay mi Mmi lay I w;ia wiail In ii a slmrt tlirt tumv nut witli il htrntij; fii-lnik,' tliat aiiitii' mio wna want in,' tin ami 1 tint sunn tiling win wrmu;. So Htrnii; uiuit Iu!init turtiiil la k. fnrlhail left my wif.- in tiu hiafiuii iu nut tlio laa.t Ma9uf lii-alth. 0 lluw.'vor, I nit tht' n'iri-lirtisiiin by, tlntikitii; that it wan iii-rvnuain-se) ainl tlmt 1 was a littli' "run ilnun" with tin' In it wi'af.HT. Wlii'ti I K"t nla.tit tui lv.- inil.t nut I fi ll in w ith tti'ainiuf miiiiii fi'llnw i-iiniiiii-rw n turtuiii; frmn siirvi-y frmn u ilifTVrviit ilinvtimi iiinl was u-k-il l.y thom to n-tiiain over mlit Aictiil) I lunl tin- f.i liHK that I ou'lit lint tu at.ty, Init in 1 know i if un r a miu w hy 1 Khmilil lint ii-maiii I jdit tin1 fii'hn liy mul staiil tin iii'ht. Ni-kt liiiniiiii 1 lii'.ml that ihiritiK' tin' ni'lit tin' JhiIu i' uliin r had lat'li i-urriial thtmi:.;li iu uilhiaily, atnl that Li' lliiil jll-t It 111 1,'nt iu. Nuw, tin iiifi'tvtu-t may hii-iii tn ntlli laaiii tn la lairil nf II lliM'iwMsl iiiiaiiintiiiu, lmt I havo littlo il.iulit that -tho Mir fi lliiw w lin wa.H lyiiij; at Ina laid K-- wan thinkiliK' iu uu i-xritiil mul fi-vi-rish way ja rlint uf inywlf mul liw last ImiH-w nf nv ing a Kui-ii'au, mul that ho liml a etnui' ili-sin fur Hit' tn (-mil to him; that tho thought wnvt w;m htrutin I'liuuh toil-in Ii mi', mul that lunl my bmiu laa n iittutiiil to riivivi it pMi erly ami ltitiTj.ivt it I hhntilil huvo gmiu nn to him. Tin theory U iu no way vitiated hy tin' fact that tin focluiLC hum tnuihi lory, mul that tin hmi- fi-llnw'H him the ramp iu tin uilit tliil lmt alViH't mi', liy that tinio lu wan jmilmlily r.nt iu u (niiiliinni to cma tuiti t)mui;ht wavcx. unr iliil In know Unit I wan tln-tv. National l-viiw. W Miller's llr.l Necktie. Tho HH't Whit tier. Btrnno na nch a ih'fia t upa':irH in nut who Inailo muh elTis tivi' u- nf t-olor iu hi jaa-try, was inlor blind. Ho wa aMo to ilo'Tila' with in much ac curacy art la-auty the tint uf the eveiiini; hky nt Minuet, tho hue of cloud nml foretd iinhi the nidu uf a mountain, nr tin cluitiK'iiii; iurili', blue nml violet nf the twilight wa. llir ulini'ity nf visinn la-tmyiHl him into uu i itur. altlmtili mi error not iliiu-oveniblo by lrn render. Tho (junker t hhanal in nil ro-Nt-tM tin iUict tabtt-rt uf tho ae't into which ho wiih lairn, nml hhured them no lefM by temN-rmuent than by breia.lin, Ix-inx nuttinilly nno nf tho Rimplent, wilateiit, miat n tiring and ltiut showy nf men. Hi friiiidrt wern then-fun natu rally untniiishcd when lit iiuulu hi apM-antnco urn day with hi usually hhiiiIht K'X'h eiiliveuiil by n flowing necktio uf a llaiuinir M-arlet hue. Tliey wonden-il for n time in sili-nii-; Uien it very old friend venttm-d to tniUiro: lliee's noverwoni a necktio liko tliat la-fon., (inn-nleaf; dia- thee think it i becoming'" A litt'.o Hurjirine!, Mr. Whittier aji raalel to tho company for their ver dict, when, tho color uf tho offi'ii'lintf diH-oration U'in tnetitioneil, ho tv pntwal both amtirw-meiit ami tli muy and volunteered n primiro to diward it ut niHoiiinl fun-ver. Ho had pun-hiiM-d it, ho iim-tired them, under tho impn-t-Kioii that it wiih nf a dull and dit-ormiH Tia-n I Ah in many other i-hm-h nf js-rHona aimilarly iiftlittial. Mr. Whit tier 'a color hlimliifK wn only (inrtial, and wo limitcal to un inability to ilintin guish ifn-en from it compliineiitary color, nil. Youth' Com tain ion. t .leg Horses W lll.uul Miuea. For two year I have Im-n uiii an old man 17 year old, without bIks-k. She bad nl way lai'll hli'l la-fnre And for tho l.i. t ten mouth I have umI a fl year old horao nf rather heuvy build without (dunn. My brotti,'hum i ten and a half hun dredweight, and they drnw it itily in tum I had tin-in tibial tlinu timi-a with '(Imrlier" hhia-. Each timo the hhia- wax madu shorter, ami 1 allowed tin fcluM-H to bo worn until they ri thinner than a hixpern-o. At tho end f that timo the middle of tho hoof had piiwn level with the wall. Tien tin uniiiuil went with out tthiai altof'ther. Tln-re v.'u u littlo himeiii-H om-enr tWlCC, W illi h pllaeail off with ii day' rent eucli tune. I lino the raxp ubout oneo a mouth In n-move the JniriC'il al'i- nf the hoof and to kn-p tho hoof in IiJ"-. Tin) wall nf tho hoiafii la-cotin-n more tluin nu inch in thickm-wt and wonderfully bard, and not brittle na miirht have la-en thought, though I u M) no Iii'-nna tn kn-p them trnft. My horaenay Ijllite II Well 11M with ahoew, ami fir.- much safer wln-ti the ai-t are Kn iy and ulippery. They are not a Mife nn ice a a r-haqa iieil , bore, but much wafer than an un- j aharja-niil borse. If a bono) is uwl . Ulmhisi la furt) tho mi'Mle nf thehisif , ia filled tip, tho wall bn-nk a'vuy in largo liimn up tn the Ui.il hole, and j no goe luine uri'i inti-i nuve n-wi un til what the faini r ha cut away Laa bet.-n n-pljiial by nature. N'nth U)(f could il.dncw me tn pn law k to aJns-a. and any b' r- i ablo Vt do wiUiotit alioin if tn ntnl a uUve. Vr Miartuu in Londnu Iii.vt AN O'-D C'aiTH rARVHQUSg. j Carles a4 lslr.llo; realurea ef ten Ileal astlasl Uwalllsgs. The ti'.d f.irr.ihi.uao uatuvlly con ibtiuf a kitchen, a laro Uvlntf room, a clui-sanH iii. a d.iiry, two amall Utlnaima tn tho ferret, und at tho back 'forming imrtnf tht muiu build Iiik'i tho birf cow ktubht with it huo loft, und a wi ll, spuco tn tho taiddlo, when thnoihiiiif und w innowititf aro till il. uui in prunitivi fashiou. Hay riik.i with luovubli naifn mi four jaili-H. vanoiia Kirns nr shnU, and au outsido kit lieu eiille.l tho "hukinif hiuaa," when tho rotisth work i dune (fiasl caikllik' for the rattlt. etc i. surrutuiil the mam lnulihnt; Tin "Iqikini; house'' in ufletl llw-a. .. i -.... i .'' an U II lll!( S7 .'111 III e.ii.iiui-i, null ia more i hii-rful than tin-wili iim apart tin-lit into w lii Ii tin visitor ih in vim (9 ily tishenil. A w nle ehuuni-y linul with til. ahtivti'lii-H nearly itcna OIIC anil' i f tin riM'lll. but the na-n fin-mi the hearth ha iftii; iin ilia upia'anil and trivi ti plan' to uu tily Hove (, :a'iit brass I'm innn luuit; behliiil it, and mi ei'her Mile ia uu niim hair. i i IT. -lit i r from it hutuM. r bn-tlm n only in tin M.a.a-v.ii.u nf Wn.al. il anna If then ia u Kiby if? tlie family it ii likely to la- n-pie-iti lu a c radii, with cru-n bai curtaitiM. na near as jms.i1iU tn the tin-plaei. iu detiani-e uf all I.iwh nf health. Twn nr tlmi lat'i;i cupUuinlK, Honu't u.ni haiiilMimely earvul. uml liluuva kept well x iliMii-.l. htuild Ui;ainat the whitewiuahed walli. line nf them p-m-rally ha ).'h"o ilia.p in the upper Ikilt, mid nil it shelve the family t hina -ul'teu nf irreat valuo b eaiMa to view. I'lifnrtuniitely the-e In il liaiiiiH in nld fauillieM have lwf II largely laniht tip by elltel-Jiri llllf .1. 4.S Sniin-'imift. however, Heiitiineut ha provnl stnt:i;er than the love nf mmiey. mid the farmer bit lmt mrt cl with hi- family h.'kmiiiik. lu n coiner uf the naiiu u t liiut. curtain, nr MililetimeH a double ilimr. hhows where the hit; pn-s lail ih tin in i-t it ii In m uf prchyp-iiic tinnt. whiih, to tin a-a.-aut mind, h:n 110 in CollvenielieeHWliateVi r. lu the mid dleiif tin 1'iaiiu il table standi nu a eurtH't. ami a anple take uli their alna-H lit tho door und ula.ut i i tin irt'.ick wimleii htiH-kini;, neither it nor the Miiiitil tl.a.r ever hln.ws sii'iia of mud. Another tahlo HtaiuU near nno uf the window, uf which thei-e nn- two nr tlmv. Tin' linen blind o cloNi-ly n net the Mtli- miiHlin curtaiiiH, which un drawn utility ucn'HH the lower niiiomiiii two hiin.otital Mick, that a Htray huiiU-iiiii can hanlly uiake it way into tho nann, even if it hart Ini-ii ii I lie tn htniirle thmuKh tliethiik biiiiiclieHnf tli'clipNil lime trim that adorn the front nf the house. Orintienf the table a tmy eland, with a luepituhlo array uf cui uml Niucer. teapot, etc., mid i prntd-tnl fmin tho diiht by a cna-het or miirtliii coyer. The huo family Bible, with it hig bra-H chpft, ha un boiioniblo jilai-e, often un u stand - by it.self. IOiiikIi wiMMleutMur cheap print and a KTotip of family photorapliH, which tin I ut flatter tho oriipnalrt, aro hulls' nn tho wull. National ltcvivw. Craaheal Hand fur Mnrlara, llio effn-t pnaluciil un tho chunic ter nf cement for mortal- by tho aizo or form uf tho amid em ploy til hua bei'ii tho Ntibjii't nf invi-stiiiition by M. Fen-t, it Fn'iit-h exjH'rt, who jirw jn.nal artificial Hand out nf crtihhiil piartzito, with a view to detennino it Htnuitli im eouipunil with wind of natural funnation. Hio Hand an mvived fnim tho t nisher wua Knul eil into thni) ih-imi- uf filieneael. Tlie fimt coiirirtnl nf audi (,'raina aa would tUMt thrmiKh a nieve contain lug four mi-sin- to tho wiiiire cetiti meter, and wero n-tuimil on a aievo of thirty nix ineshc ja-r Huani cn timet er; tho an-olid ciUiiHtil of pruiiiH lasHHinx thnniKh a aievo of thirty ix nii-Hhe to tho Mipiaro con timeter and n-tuiiml in one of a much liner mi-hli, w hile tho thinl cnti hihtnl uf tho grain paHMiii thnti(;h Uii hint Hievo. MeuHunil dry each of thi-tto aample had praijnally tho aumo Hiilic weight, tho Hn-ind being nightly tho lihteHt. Mixed in varioti j.roHiitioii it wa found that tho mixtiiru having tho hits'lieist fai'illc weight wua nno couipri liH nix jiurtM nf tho fimt Hand and four of tho thinl, tho weight of thia U-intc 30 j s-r cent, mora than that of number two. Now York Hun. The I'laeapple a lilgeallva. Ainonif the mot-t wonderful di covene of nti-nt time i tho effect of variou vi-ip-tubta pnaluct isav nafaHuisf diedtive pnijaTtiea of an ao tivo chariicter. Tlio dii-Htivo imi crty uf .tho niiaw ha loiix been knowu ami utilizul. More nn-nUy it ha lai-n aeertainiil that tho juice uf tho pineapple contain a very ini airtant diKcwtive pniju-rty, which ia t aihle nf diK'tiriK albumen and al lied Hutaitanei-a. nut only in acid, but in nutritive alkali tinilia, which (rive tn it tho cumbinul projs-rtie nf tho KaHtric juice and the pancre atic juiiv. Tliia exci-llent fruit may l fotuid a ilual.le aid to dis.'etion. The crHe tiulp ia wholly inliK-fcti-ble, and only the juice should be wallowed. It should be taken only at mealtime. Good Health. Whal !- la. I cannot tell you whut love ia. I Unl tn U'lieve it tho power that niiulo tho world gt round an cma-' nation fnmi heaven -a portion t thnt bright eam-Iico lncreato, infued ( into tho human heart; but, after, vatchinis it vouarim for half a con-1 tury, I am incline! to believe it a , dineaao nf the blrxaL the mad work of anmo yet undicover! microbe, wtiiHi therapeutic may yet provuio a jianacea for. Exchar.K. lsaa'( C II BBS I . Traveler lVton ia ao far north that I rn-eauzne you do not have very hot weather tier. Hoc eet Boatonlan Um er only tn rummer. N'rw York Waeklr, CHFCr-CS WITH FOrtEICN NAMES. Aaierlesa ilami'arlMrer Imilal C'liiselv Itie V.ell Ivuoaa llranils, Sllll le f.iik W II.) pl'liln llli'tllai l vea t.al! till If :i-tt'llllilllll- Utt lirt Hnllii time heul'.l tna ,i( mtQfliliy of AliuTIi M'l i hecai'H. but JaTha in liilie I inh nut of ti ll tl.ey cat and pralac as nn cMvllciit exaliiple nf the Ion ian pr.alui I u i hn-M' that never ;n-ia tin' lai'.'in. ( 'aiiietnla-rt uml (lie me tin only suft clni'--i that an luijmi ti in i niiaii'i inlile iiialiti ty. und even tlu-a' nre inauufai'turiil lu the l'iiite.1 Statii You may buy a nn calli-d Catiienita-i t cIui-m with au l-llllailute fnn icil l.lla l. but 1111 matter nf fact little, if liny, nf tin' impm'tiil article Hs.il.1 In-iv U-twu'ii May mid Ocinls-r CimemU-rt tisii ally nachi-H the New- York market ten or twelve day fnmi the factory, uml Mime of it spioln nu the way if the weather lie tint for tho aeawon. It iiilllil i t er iu the HWlftent hlllta fnmi Havre, and w hat ii bmui;ht in nno ship i pretty well cunxumul la fnn atiotlier nrrivi-. It i cniifi-Msiil (hat tho native I'timemla-rt and lit n are imt nn k1 a the fmvi'li littli le, but the clui'W mnker uf New Ymk and New Jer aey have culne ut length to malue' udmirablo K.iu firt and C11"! hni tatiotiH, if they may I ho cnllnl, tif many other fanioiiH fnn in chu-MeH. The French I'liii-wemaker, with the coiirtervutiam charucteristu' to runil Euroa-auM. have iiei;li- tcil to adapt their priHlui'ta to tho American man ket Tho Hrio clu. no frnm abroad, for example, come in a laixo duk that put it beyond uny but tluso who conHitmo it in lari;eiuautitieM, when a tho native lino ut mado in nmall cuke that may la puivluiMil for family um-. Tho huIo nf (iuixounht cheewo, which i Htill imairtil, i much Hliuiller than it wnil Id ntlu-r wiao l if miiilo in amaller ani l. Only two or thno Kiilish chum.' aro now imiMirtnl in larpitiantttief, and tho no tailed KiikIuIi dairy t luiiM' i a native product. Meanwhile cnormoti quautiticH nf American 1iii-hi- am cxiwirti-d to (In-at llritaiti. Some F.nlieh cheesa tmiker have taken to putting up their pnaluctH iu jar inrdcuilof blad der in thmway milking them iiiuro cail y pn-sa-rved. Tho (lermaii and Kwi chni aro imitutdl hen, though lee HlUXltM fully than hoi no other. Aa to tho Italian cliccnc, they aro nuulo with out pn'ti'iine of cuuceulmeiit when ever there I a considerable Italian quarter, thotik'li tho imitation uro not likul by tho Italian themnclvo, ami cheap Italian chiifte aro iniimrt el in large quautitie. l'anneeuui i a favorite with tho Italian, ainco it ia cheap ami in variou way tutcful. Limburp'r i imitatnl hen, oa i NfufchatcL Now York Sun. fen I.I n't Vm a Mistake. ITo wua a HUHpiciuti man und hla pmeer knew it. Ho uhvay ej"niiil Hhurjily at tho aculc when hi i;ro eerie wen la-invt weiKhiil and nl way carried lumu hi own pur chuHeHiind weiglml them there again. One Satunlay eveiiituj ho bnuj,lit homo uu armful nf bundle und pro cinhil ii usual to put them in turn Uniii hi kitchen hciiIch. I'n-tty noon lie Kiiid to hi wife: "Then! I told you we wore laMiiif cheated. SyHteinatically chentnl I I onleml one iiiiind uf ten und hem i only thni-quarter, ami I iMiught live pound of bmwu augiir, a you tild mo, uml hem um only four Mund." "Arw ynu Hiirtd MayUi tlie wale arownnig, or Hometlung." "Yin, that a whut you ulwnya Hay. Don't I know a jimml when I we itf And tho Hi-ale urn ull right. They're tho Hume kind na they uno at the atom. We're la-intf choatnl, that'a all," "Maylas them wu anmo uninten tional mihtiikoun tho part nf Home body," gently au'iiitiil tho man' wife. ' Mihtnko! Cuu't U any. If he aaya ho 1 11 tell him ho lie uml huvo tho law on him." Just then them wn a knia k at the disir, and tho man wifo uM-mil it to a nour neighlair who had two put kaKin in hi hand. "licK inloii,".haaid, "but I think you pot Home nf my bundle tonight, and I got Homo nf your. There wua auchacntwd them that whilo you were haikiiiK at homo (;ial at tho end of tho counter, uft-r pun-liaiintf your Huppli-, 1 gathenul up whut 1 aupiM)Ml wem my pundiuae, and by tnihtuko jfot two nf your. A jmund of tea and mom augur than 1 bought. Ah. ye! You huvo them them, haven't youf Thank. Oh, no tmul.le. All right UihhI night" Tlio man with tho acalea whitltil Uionghtfully to liiiiiHolf a the dour clMil, ami hi wife Htnilnl and like a wine woman held her i'uce. Youth Oiuipanion. The Marrlaaw aisle Not la aw(er. Whenever any two pcroiia wire so much for each other that they cnu not happily live atmrt they will I) weddul in apito of ull oppoHing in-flueiic-. ami la-rhap th aro tho only circumntuiice under which a wnldiiisT ought ever to tako place. It would imt do to any with Hamlet that "we will huvo no more mar-nagi-," ami that all who are now ainglo "shall kn-p a they am," but wo are justified iu thinking that the ratio nf matrimonial hnppinews ia likely to 1 im-n-ul accurdinir to the meuHuro nf murriagm that are brought alamt by n-hWtive inatead of emotional mean. Tlie eyteui with which the critica find ao much fault ia not jierfect, but it ia much la tter than they n-jireweut j it to be, or it would not have aur-1 vivtal an Imi);. With all their flaw 1 picking, they have not U-en able to devise an uit-i-jitablo aulaaUtuta for it, 1 and until they are ablo to do ao it will continue to stand aa the roost beneficent nf tboae) great agf-ncliw which n-gulato and control Uie af fairanf civilization St IxiuwUlobe- Democrat A LESSON FROM BALAAM. The nrrolj nf lulsaia call for eoetecapla tloni tad h sarv O.J la ruth nr prsctke profaauv Hour II rail Ih l-ori bt 0.1 and say he aa oia-r him, Althoiih wiih weaiib luimans King Balak should array loiu. Hat 0l'i eoinri.ari I. ih.nisb plaia, waa aot tiii.iih'l. ,i it.ilil Mm. W Ln .Iraso by pmlTarsd fala, acalaal whal I..-I I ail P...I hi in; 111 l.h logo t..al grauU. but t with dlaap. provai. Ilia word In bUa abulr and u(T.r ae re utiiial. Wkrn Ibl mi .tciloiu sear reached bl daeti- nstii.n. Willi asi rilii I mile beatl.rn Inratilatloa. II vaiul) lemii h Uird, but God dotfe lieler ssler; II, kiai lou iur.a mil 1 la hit lasaiile fa. 0 or. Tb ineaaatfs most ttitiiime wa Ood'a era ir.a'iaiuatl,.ri; Nu I ur.e, but tii aiiif wait o lAswabolf hallnn. Nut lUlakV "ld nor lUlaai.aw (ulltf wia eaa iliaiO it, Vur l.ial's iis a imrpia dotb Ur Dally ar sans' it All Halaaiu'a aur. hip wu but btba dlTioa- linii. Wbl.li Isii.'lit lil-ilnlr; to Nrai l'i rl.lnc nation) II tttten.l heaienly trill b a aiwr UlrlD C..I..I ruined liliu. And Ihi.uiib a .ceiiiing ir.'tibet Hataa allll re- tsiiied blia. Tbst prater so en. r all. which earn w itlnn til VLi.tti. laa-a m.i reieal Ih man. nor .peak bis heart' tie. I. Inn; t'oii.traitie.1 lieaaike fur u lh.aa wnrd of la aplrat am, Uli, 1. 1 me .lis lika ri.'l.ieoui mD and ahara their deallliall.ini" Let u a.ol lli frairr. but abua hi bad as. ami'ls. Obey ea li un roiuiiianj, and call It (Uldaor auiile; When .me i iinnnaud la plala. It call for ae re B-ailnit. And alii alone will seek sun loophole far r treat !n. -Ira Case in lrbytrlaa Journal. Ariealaa Wella Hate lllp4 Alferla. Artewian well have wrought won der iu Algeria. Suico IsMl in tho provincea of Al jrter, Orun and CuiiHtuntino over I.I.IMH) well huvo Us'n laired, one tenth uf them at government ex n-ui. Tlietm well range from 75 to ixj feet in depth, and tho low pn-HHiiro common to tho majority of them font- tho water over tho amiill Isiunl casing to a distance of only aUnit two foot above tho gTound. Tlio water ia collected in arrtall res ervoir, fnm which it i ctmvoyed to vmeyanl. date plantation and fiehla of durrn, millet ami wheat, which cnmpriho tho chief cen'itl of the col ony. Alamt 12,000,000 acn-auf des ert hind huvo lai n niluimi-d iu thia way. Under thia irrigation and re clamation scheme Algeria hoa be come a great wino prowing country. Tho total nn-a under colonization or M-ttliil occupation iu Algerio in lSb7 w ti S0,(MK),0O0 ucrea, anil uf thia area over 17,000,000 were under cultiva tion by irrigation for wheat, barley, out, wino, olive, date, tolwco, etc. Eiiatern and Wcntern Roviow. A Very tilmimjr lew af Mariiafea "Marriago i tho only gaino of chanco which it ia jx snnililu for both pluycm to lot," na id D. C. (loalwin, a confirmed bachelor who scorn matrimonial j-y and can- and take hw eiiHo at hi inn. "After much can-fill pluy ou both aides after a World nf sugar coated deception and pn'iuiilitutnl miwlccd, nno win blank uml tho other a booby. After long and skillful angling in the mat rimonial jmmiI ono land a atingureo and tho other a bullhead. One ex poet to will a demigod, who only Lit tho carth in high place, who btlinpH hi liniji Htiu heud ttguinnt tho atant; the other to capture a feuther lcta angel, who will nuiko hi llenic bower uno long drawn sigh of ec atutio blis. "When tho agony of courtMhip t over when tho atago play ia eiulnl and Itomco and hi Juliet get down out of- tho foolish dotal and strike the realities of lifo with a jolt nno leurn that lie i tii-d to a sloven, who Hlouchea around the houso with her hair on tin, a dime novel and a dirty collar; the other that sho i chuineil to a -hoodlum who come homo fnun tho lialgo at 2 a. tn., how l for her to como down and help him hunt for tho keyhole thut La fallen out nf tho front (hair, ami ia snaked in by a jioliccmun la fore she can frame un uppmpriuto curtain lecture and laiil a tiucupful of pure spring water." Ft. Louia Glol Dennx-rat The lllsrweerer of.llypautlssa. Wo owe our carlict-t knowltilgo of bypnotim to thisto w ino men of tho Ltutt, tho Hindi, to whom we owe our language, our religion, our phi haviphy and nur oriental rug, aa well oa cholera uml tho opium habit Wlm tirxt in thut land of drrani and dirt mode uho nf hypnotic juiiasiti to put Li fellow men into in voluntary nleep ia aa ohncure a jierKoiiuge in history aa Uie dicovcrer uf tho oyster, and a unitnjHirtant, for, while we enjoy all tho material advantage of the discoveries uf these unknown hen- of invention, we aro not obliged to cuusidcr tho claim of cnvioii foiitestunta every year, aa we have to do in tho cue uf the invention of the ti'lcphuno and the discovery of Aim'rii a-New York World. Daasa as HI r4l(rv Tlie stumbling block in la-digrce building ia tho occasional cropping up uf a disn-putablo ancestor whom you havo a spvial reaon for not ro-na-mU riug. Hydney SL'ith used to aay "that aovenil members of hia family disapjieared about tho time of Uie axtiizc ;" and nuwt periple remem ber the story of Alexandre Dumaa, the cider, who bad a ooniderablo danh of the tar brush in hia vein, and who waa pestered about hi rxligm by aome an Unitarian Smt-U-funtrua. "Your father, iL Dumaa, said the bore, "waa, I take it, a mulatto." "Yea, air." "Thua your imin.lfather must have been a ncgroi" IYectn-ly ao." "And your great grandfather, cher M. lumaar "A monkey, air." thundered tho Marrated Alex andre, "ily raxligree nda where yours lgina" . A. Sala in Ixindon Tim.-. o o o a CD o o O CO o O O o