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EUGENE CITY GUARD. LbUirilU. rrrWtor. EUQENE CTTT. OREOON. Mr OASY. Few Ihr d.r oka, Br tittle I stirle ravsur bitter sia, .s- tbr as est lir I eoant II xaia AI) liM'isbesJ w iskss dear. Ob. saois-d truel. nr Ut.f fair. How nva ! count Ik r wort I ossf ftWiTBikt far nr wflr eaul la Ur clear I aally Dear little arm thai flint; and twos Arena Ihr as ber lose 1 7 heart! r Utile be4a laid la aif ew, lead put laat we atay sever part, mrl llttla voire, and broke word Mors elaqsea U A too ut hsre, A tTU U la Ihr loa too Tbat lifu bm lata realm abo. 1 IIobvU la New York LaliML SOUND WORDS TO GIRLS. a Wesssa lear Telia Taeea Waa Es ses Is la I f" lisle-fat. It i to be remembered that beallby roam glrl ahotilcl out differ greatly from boy la regard to agility, botooly la regard to ecdoreno and auch moseular strength Involve boxing, wrestling of lb lifting ud carrying of weight. A girl should ha shl to mora bar own bodr swiftly and deftly, but bar Inftiior muscular fore nukn It always aoadela abl and often Injurious to Impose opoo bar taaka which tnvulv moving other bad la If tbe bara any weight. la accordant wub tbia elm pi rala irlrla bould ba ncu raged lo walk, ran, climb, wlm, rid, skat, altoot wiU tba bow and arrow. A woman ripert at firearm la aa anomaly, unless alia ba com pal lad to U la lonely place and require lo k Bow led g tor ber proternoa. Itowiog la a mt eicellent excreto If tba boat ba not I'm heavy. Tba exercise of Jumping1 dim not aatm advisable, whether that of exrewalv rop lumping or bigb k at gymnasium. Tblt raatrlctioa waa not alw) observed, for Eurtpidc make a 8prtao youth eulo gslbgirib almlrai precisely for bar kill at leaping. Tba danger from ttila xerd bara Iwo exaggerated, rat tbara la aa oocaaional risk of displacing lotaraaj erg an by a sudden lep upon tba fart. Thvalooftb forms of maxmUr at- rrta which bara brrn enumerated baa earrely town xgircrald la Iba prraerva tioo of health. For girl who are altklr aod wboaa booaa and muarlra bara barar bara adaquatrlr drrrlniml Iba ajralanulio axarclaa of aarb llmli. aa If obtainable la a grmnaaiura, Ij ruiiu. All rirrciaa mutt ba grulualrd accord tog to tba pravloua hablta of Um girl. It la rarr Injuriuu t atari off audJanlr laaummor vacaiiuua and taka walka of taa and Uflaao milna, wbrn prarloua coa- tom bad Dot aiiwdad a mil a day. Woman anlirrlr unabla to walk at all from b)HnraJ paralraia may ba raadu Calad to do ao br U-lng ancouragvd to taka two atrpa oa oua dar, four u-iaon tba axl dar and ao on. Tbla prinrlpla of gradual Inrrraw la of muraa atlll mora aatllf applied to wrll prraona. Ill ncrrr wvll and aoinittmr dangrroua to prolong any form of airrla too much. Tbia la npaclally tnia of akallng. Kw glrla can akala ro ao hour, hrrauaa la tbia ellinata I ha Ira d not usually laal long anongh to allow nf tba gradual tn mua to a prrlod of twn boura. Itabould ba unttaonaary to add tbat bo airrclaaa can ba ennlclrrtl aatlafactory which ara pf rformnl In light rlotblng or aoraata. If no girl wnra eonwia nndar tba ag9 of HI tba rbmt would bara a chanra to acq u Ira lla full d(iraloainaot, tha bablt of proper breathing would ba aatabllabad and proper filling oorwl euld thxti ba wora with Impunity. Mary Tulaam Jacob; la tit York llcralj. Tba Akaardlly af Maaralag Tarlaala. It laarldom tbat any ona who bat bad large circle of anj ua.1 nlanraa d tta t bat t bar la not ooneldrrable, aod by no mceina cbari tabla, crilicUiu of the artiona of bla aur Iribg rclatiraa. Tbay are Innwaantly watcbad, tbat tbry maka no drpartura from tha forma auppoawl to ba proper a oiler tha cicuuMUnan. and tha d apt hot tba mourning of Iba Udie to mlnutaly aotcd. It U known to tba duT Wban tba 6m apock of while or color appear upon tbalr draaaaa, and tha Brat ereoing tba piano to opened tba whole ant of their trttod ralaa thalr bandt In horror. Tba Bnt nlgbt tbay so ta tba opera ar taaatra tbry do ao trembling. Nor do tbry aacapa Centura If tbry dan too early lo taka aa airing la the park. Tba trout windowa of tba bona noil ba kjt lighlly cluar-lor boaad with ribbon at black. Tba very aiprraaiun of tbttr face are taken account of; a auiile declare tbalr bearlltaanoa. Ilia wire, and lh unban, and tha diugblrra, aud tba aia tar muat oerrr allr out of duora without tba long, brary cr.ipa rail banging dowa arer Ibeir fMwa. aod bnnaib which tbay aaacarcaly braatba. 1'rugraav aw le Make a Ola Meader. Tba matanala required for tbla awful and pratty aaui la aan ba obtained for a am a 11 amount at almoat any fancy good awre. aa follow.- One erllululd or Irory rtna about tw tacbea la dianxrtrr, on plait or braid ol aaurtad thread, one glora mrndf r, oaa pall email embroidery at uaora, thnw yardaol yl rtbuoa. eo baif j ard of No. VI n boon, tba eeraf color, and a pajaK of glove needlaa. Oa to eellukiu! ring either braid ar tit nth a loop knot about twenty atrand of tba eaeonad tbnwd. Tbra li the ecMoc t tb nag by one yard aod a bait of tbt arrow riuboa, and with Iba remainder fiatr tba glora Btenda? la Ik earn mac Mr. rit u lb wtd iOh lb ring la a Beat bow, la on aod of which wear ahevt for of tb aerdiea, aod tee maadrr tococapxa. Kot ec:y la It aarful f jr Dcodtbg glore. bailor It I ea button, acd It aara avaar boat fg tb ppr aad with wktch V tak tb proeerbtal "auicb la -T aula a C ompuuao. fee Itera rtltoere. Tb Japaaaa doa't h wrtak) ba aa taa-y do x4 aaa piiowa Caddia gtewa t spoa a teaita pillow, aod kolka bow U larei.ata to farrow aroand taate-ya. Oa tawoiber haaj. ar bow bwao tlfau.y a buck pi.ew worka. Hlaea It aoml3rtUy ihiai to aack. aaj yxo wiU aaey um ptei ua very naac. and U la karak 10 axa bow aaiKa aal hear be ta at ra.a la ! apo tha facial maaciaa aavl aw aaeoxh'y tbey l la mnaejuiaa a-ixfcaaf. r Eeaeytblwg eejaewtlf. TV Uapertaso of lorou-t! ainog ar ttcaa af waanag arl rjaat ao ba for caataa. aad aii trsoka, r!dea aad ward- aViakii be lrr;srai! oaoed. aad taaa aarU epoaat 10 a geaawva ewr-! ea ai tavte a.r Ibeetar msay1 waa ua g ar fo..uim. and fewer paopa ' w4 ba c a4 taee wwald ba maca) if aaa J ia tas&r rlrawiy fin aad (axawH tlelkea, Ocaa ta caar i y I- aakad aa saMSai exrWrt. a! ' asrfssrar-a n-nl -- ' Lavencaa - a iaaacaad IL b ev tnm trianra. I. -Oa. aa. rsv---d tba ralda, -lb , V rr.y la aeawt bat bwpartoi BMaV i -at, f ftl T,-r t I flREPnoor- MAIDEN LANE. Tk rraelaaa Metal btetrta Alaaaat Ka aaet lm Mig Caeiagratlaafc XIaiJtn Una baa ten alngnUrlr fr from dtn-i fintfor t iny rr. ad tbrra 1 a inpt-ntitiuo atooeg tua wrr and diainoinl inrri'bauU of tbat trl that tb Ian will barer aurenmb to fUme or atrram of water, and that tba old rb-krtr tuilJing lining It on berth aide ar prrtly m-arlr ,'fir'iirrif." The record of tha Ar patrol, which go hack l IT f . 1 rua that In tba laat eiclitran year 1 1 J fur bar taken Jilate In tbat neighborhood, all of which were of littlaiTt)tiL Th fire which af frrted jewelry elaMuhinefit were the taoat tnlgtiilioant of tli lot, an t tbtir atork waa nnvrr d.iinage by any fir. Tbl em atrange, for th rraaon tbat In lli majority i.f hotiae orrapi4 by Jewrlrr nuiiiberlrt ainatl aad rukety Mum ar nae.) a (molting far bare and workshop, with plenty of op portunist for creating beat and fUme. 1 talked with a numlwr of merchant located In th prexiuu metal dlatrlct, between Uroadwar and William atreet. anil all of them aaid they bad nerrr loat cent by fire. Una of tba reana for thi happy ut of. affair 1 their ai Uein rautloiunina. They bara watch men connt.mtly on th premier to guard againtt thtwve. and the men are bound to look out for rotiflagrationa likewla WbeneTcr thrr to tb tllgbteat caaaa fur danger tb thick door of th aafca are lix krl In a J.ffy.and all banJi In tha building couibin to rrtnor that caoaa. Aa on of th "Maiden laner" ex prtaaed bilnat-lf, there to no indnremeol for fire either. All tha wealth tha jew aler'a itork represent 1 kept in aafea, tha door of which may ba barred In an Inatant Eren If there waa firebug among tbat rrpctah!e claa of mer chant h would not dar K-t fir to hi building In onli-r to claim iiuuraur on bla tock, fur auch thing would gir him away In an iu.lant. If really tle ttructir fir ihoulJ occur In on of tha larf Jewelry emporium in th lan th aafc would tuwbl down Into th cel lar, and tli preclou itock would b re core n-d a n a they bad cooled off. And errn if th aafe wer Injured on their com down their content Would not nerenanly b loat. W all remein ber the great Or In Ilond afreet which dtwtmyed a number of wboli-aal Jew airy eaUbltahmrut. Whi n the propria tor of thoa prmiou anfi- looked for them they wer nowhere, only twlated and dulorted fragment laing found, but when they dug up the oil under tha destroyed building, they turned up Mug chunk of precioua or that had one been watch chain, brraatpina or wed ding ring. Tha polir wer notitietl and formed line all around th aeat of Ilia fir. Then a nulling ramp wa lablialird. A long gutter wa ru.i round two tide of the apot inmlu Tav rant by the lire, a at ream of water waa led through the gutter, the earth waa Carefully wmdii-d and fortune recov red, the proceed of which wet divided innug tli former ocruianta of tha building according to the eitent of Itwir buaineaa. Maiden Inn 1 not the only down town treet that of Ufa year hu been free from ronflugrutiona, though no other ha arch record to ahow a th lane. I 'carl, Willtuma, Beekiuan and Ful ton lret wrr one uotoriuti foi big fire. That waa in th timea when the big Mr warehotiatHi and aiunUr -tabluliiueiila mad their headquarter Ui'ie. Th wtrt of Maiden Inn adja cent to the nver atill givr the fire de partment Work from time to time. Oil and paint alore ar uiuitly reoponaibla for conflagration lu that vicinity. Xw York Herald. Iilaaer Maal lie Mure rial. riiytiologtral facta, no tuor than IU bred iple, ought to be admillel into good iM-ii-ty. 'Iher 1 one, however, that la of concern, ainc It aeeiu to de mand an important change in a long ea Ufl llahe.) precedent. Til atomacl) of civilixed man ha ahmiik to aurh an ex tent it apejm antuetlung will bare to Im dlcpl-eil from th luenu. Wtiuu mcitl wer occasional, aa now among a.irap, tb clitaticity of the atomnch wa ca pable of great deed. In th day of fighting and kulght errantry food wuaa prrcariotii na now on th plain, and ti n rivaled tha atoiuach of th valiant trencher man on whoaa capacity tha preaent orderly etiieiic of dinner waa fun tided, Th aing away of th three and four bottle men ha been remarked with th growth of th temperunco more Bieut and popularly ex-riled to it It ia only recently that a anlo light ha tieen thivwn Un th real raue of their cffiu'emeut. Tin to the inntiflli i.-m y of what ha com to be known a the lank. For a long tun dinner of ute have fiicetloiialy l- n hrl.l to lw erio.a ol gloom. It waa the true Word epoken in jeat It to now frankly a I untied that tha inixlern alomiu h i unable to wrratl with the proceaamn of dtahea at dinner New Yoik Evening Sun. Oprreaaed allM (lag. "Do yon know that oppressed nation eJwariBtngr a.ked J. W. Wurtenlier,;, of Ikwttin, at th Tremont. " Victor lingo make luch ttatomcnt aoiue wbere, and I believe he to fullv U rne on by the fa ta. It to the penlaof the greatest etrugKl for freedom and of tb Create! tyiannr that witiiea the birth of great muaical coitiOer. It waa after tha thirty year' war tbat tha German choral waa founded. Italy wo In tb thnv of dieni.4. conflit t and tnfe when Talratnua am. Art, aa eprrarnted by the lailitingt of the great uaatrr. bad been tuppri-aard, and art In another form, that of tuuaic, t k ita llc. I nerd Dot quota tnatance nearer at band to prove the ax uracy of niy atatruenta. C hicago Herald, A Caaiia4wiia ef Teiaaa. "Tb p'pul.ir tuipreaah) to that aoma millat nairra bar m) dollar thaa rua. -HuW abaurd, a hen there are 100 cent to every dollar!" Kal Field' Waahintn. Tb Orrai Aoiri m au Oraa dead." aa Jama H lil.-ott. of houth Mam heater. Cuaa., at aomrtiatea called, oa akxoaal of tee remarkable kDuerleaigeof 1 Ti ail that a ka njtnrrd. baa aa xteaalv graaa garora ef kia ewa. and baa ueo.tn a et(et la hw bra&ch of biKacy that be dieuuguuk by ai-bt.meU or Uake ear ef law graaaea be at taialuar with. -" - ' o in esvvrai rns- svO esalrrssd au. IK.i V ,,-J dal of UaSi.g thmugb 1 pan of taw eoenirv wber rai had never fail la eoaaideraM aoaatr- V7 U ba aevae raised erne. f ba ataaUag- I rm-U kuaad eeerr da-. SOCIETY IN BLTaLIN. P4l CITY ON TMt SPREE IS STTU. IN A TRANSiTIOM STATE. gat Mllliarf Rleaaeal lasaalaale Bverr tkla-Great Wealth I Met la Abf Tart ml Ibe Hlg Taws The Wasav ea Oeeraee Their laeele A galea. It baa bern aaid with much truth tbat IVrllo ia atlll in lu Flegel Jahre, tb Ger Biao nam for tbat I'M'! of tranailtoa bra th child develop Into the yoang man or woman. Aa a capital of fl rat rank lierlin ia But fully flcd-ed even yet, in pile of tbe gigantic atriilea to maturity It ba lakrn aloe 1HT1. Horer, It refute obstinately to eoo- kier Itself otberwis than grown op; heme a sort of besiutlou, an uncertainty, a dillldeoc prrrrptibl to tb outsider, tb fiarknowledged eonsriouanea of which to thinly veiled under ostentatious assurance, and engender a watchful Jealousy In so cial relations that ba often bean at inh aled to otbnr motive. Sometime thi feeling b( creeled diffi culties, la tb simple cud perfunctory matter of calls, for lustanre, bo deflull rule are possible. At whatever hour for eign visitor pay a visit b to liable to fall oa tbe dinner boor, which may be at any time brtwern t and 7. All tba bourgniiate doe not ill ne at J, all tbe aristocracy doea But din at tb UU-r hour; lb former trivt to palpou it meal, tli latter en deavor to forget how very lately It ba adopted tbe more faahtnnaul lima K.osoyr 11 uiuu lira. Tbra rruditie era appareut In other things. With very fine buuaea, alrgant and really artistic lurnltur. good picture tid choke Bowers In abundauca, wilbtb eomorebensiou of th rellueiiienta of 11 tbat springs from superior Intellectual ad oration, me llerllne aie by natur and tradition a rare of aimpieand prlmitiv taste. Iarire fortune save among tb Uraelitea are the eiceplloii, hot tbe rule; th wealth of tbe Christiana ia chiefly ter ritorinl, anil the ri b laud owners, wbua extenatte domain ar often aituated la distant provinces not easy of acce, do not tbluk theuiaelte Juatllleil lu speudiug lb reveouee of tbelr profierty iu tbe capital only. Thrift and domestic economy ar prac ticed aod viewed la tb light of hereditary virtue smf'il to neglect. Eveo wumra of till consider tbeniselve bound to super vise their hiliisrbold, not by a deputy housekeeper, but In person. They are act ive and Intelligent, abar in tb manage ment, exMt-t their daughter to assist them, and train them to b proticleul In turir turn ia all tbe branche of buua rule. Impossible aa they tbluk It to to act otherwise, mis adherence to old teaching create a certain distrust and ahynesaof strangers, and a fear of possible ridlcul. which la the real reason of diftirtilty ex-pertem-ed by foreigners in peneirnting Into the Inner life nf the Germans. Thediplo matl rorM raMrlally lavleweil aaa dan gerous councillor and critic It Is looked upon as generally worhllv, aubverxive, ex travagant and atipereilioiift; to Isa coiirt-d ilbal, aoiiieliinea lluttere-l, often envied, but always and prudently kepi at a safe dialanca. Tllg alll.lTAIIT. Ki'ttilig aalde the court and the liujierial family, w bo are extremely hiMpitable, th Chief social funclioiis devolve Uin the em basstsaud lecstions. Theseeiitertainmriita retain a certain ollii 1 ( liaracler wblcli In liaelf baa a charm for bativ BiK-iety; tb Irusian houses at whicb reieption on a targe ami usouopolitan scsln are given ar eery few, and for many years have aln)S beeu the same, ('iinaplruoiia among I lies are the houea of the ItmU) wills, uol mere ly those of the heads of the (.mill)', but of tbe )ounger and allied brum lies. The universality, It ni ) almost be said the excess, of tlie military element preva lent In (o rnisii) , is no doubt resiuilil for many ml restrictions. There is vir tually no other prof.-sioii tbnn the army for joung men of gissl birth; lin y euler It at a veiy early age, having liern prepareil for It frum childhood; they fmiirnlly marry young; their rMiileia are in I lie minds of even prudent parent ufllrlcnt (fusrsnli-e of their Illness to swunu th rare of a wife and fmnily. Except lu the ' liuards," where soma pf theollirera bav private fortunes, inllilary men are content to dend and live on their pay, ami their eiisienre I necessarily eery unpreteiiliou, although Ihrir uni form precludes them from practicing some of the small economic llivt a clerk In a government otllce may ludiilge la wilboul listing caste. Kato olllt-rr la allowed to take a prual from tbe ranks a bla uwn servant. Tbia cboacu soldn-r g.s-a by lbs generic name nf "llurei h" and la liternily a J k of all trade. Ilu m vaU-t, boUM-manl, IhiiIit, cook, goea to 111 irket, trmls the cbildren, walls at lalile. runs errands, and wotilddi without a murmur for lua mnaier if hia death could jllord th.it master the slightest grntillcallou. Many liislauii of tbisilog- like loli-litr and devotion acre n-iordrf duntig tbe 1'rsnco Gcriusa aar; inH mora admirable, boii.vera than the hum birr round of dally service these eiljiers so cheerfully s-r(orm min rr rot omickiu. An oltlivr's j.v Is ridnuously small; many a da-dilng young lleutenaut ilrrun l;itii-elf In lin k 11 at the end of the day b ba thirty 1 fi'tiuigs (three s-ou-) left for bla iips-r; yet if be la g.trrlaoued In ll r Ua hi couililiuu Is brilliant rouipsr! wub tbat of Lis ooiint'lrs statiourd uu the froir tiers. There area great numherof tbe lat ter; tbeir barnuka are wreu-hr.il Incon venient aud uuroinfortable, aud svs no acroinmoilatioa for uiarriatl oilnvrs, w Uu are compeiled lo h-ar tue.r aivt-s brhiud. Hut whatever their hntbipa, Ihry ever grumhle. Uue lartnle Ihem if liny fvit Inrliiiesl to da ao; they would Is) bratketted linnieu'iately a nuworthy of their cloth Ihseatlafai tlon iaaveryrar Orcurrencss Oertnaa olticees live exrluaiva. ly for tbeir profession, supported by tb anient, Intiale. bhud, bereOilary military kusUncta of tr.nr r-e. Tbe external puliteues of offlier rauool be exaggerattd It roiisutiitrs uoe of Ihe fealurra of Isrrhn aivtety, where ll.ey reigu supreme. I ntil ijuit Ulriy higb play waa earned oa la club and casui sv, but tb young emeor ba eipressnl bimsrlf ao airveg'y aud re;s-alellv against tuia prac- Ucw that eiresaiv ramb.ing haa Urea d.e rouDUuaarol if not actuai'.y prohibited, awl baa alm-svt dipNtred among tbe aurjsv of officer. Tb enisrror bss great preat:ge, which. If 0"t a,te Usl to tbe worship 1 aspired by hi grandfather, baa atul givra biu aa bsmeaa lull jeoca la the army. He baa remaaued aa the mel frvtxlir Urms w it a bla old coaae.lrs. f re.ient j 1 ; I t.iu kn. nnal.y !n li.i-.r tj isr rrs ai.d siU.og town at the 'in i. 1st rek-imv.tal asaea WsV : . CsC. New York Haa teen. SJiermiii fav. nt rompar.i.D bra in Washintoa wa Geo. Van YIm-i. Th two curun nsed to go aboat ana In arm, grectej everywhere by stiule aod aalutationa. rrbably si oilier maa In puMic life wa an rordialiv vrelnssied la Washingl. n a Uea. Snrr- . , . , , . a w mnsirnni uioilDau.ai la in) up- l" " " JerUe rt.nimen-Ul tmportanra, an 1 any t ractical aubalitut for auch t - iX suatanal to ear tw b svrar!r r amved. WtATMEft PREDICTIONS VALUABLt tVe. M. . aaeat Bare Cera. ! gaiaiaala Are erlr Aleaja USUa. Ia pita of lb fU tbat I ofua bear It aid tbat tb propbecle of lb weaiher bursa a ar generally wroog. tb reoord of ISM prwv that they were correct mora Ibaa bi par crat, of tb tiru. And most of tb mUsea meant only that tbe predicted bang wa a Iml earlier or tour Ibaa tb um set. .Now, considering tba ca pacity of Sew England weather to outwit tb wtsrsl prophet, 1 submit that tbia to a most remarkable record. In tb offlc at Washington I examined a large map of la I'uiteai Males, in wiilch were sperk piuaoT pegs, lixiii aling all tbe station from which report are constantly reeeiveiL The re port cover forr and direction of tb winds, barometric eonditi. .ns. Umjwratur, cloud, ruin, anow, clrwr. ail that ar help to a know In! ire of aim'-pberic conditiooa Twbasday lithogrupheii ma ar ls.ue.1 ami sent out all ovrrth country. Tbea cobUln an axrurate and graphic pirtor of th conditions all over Ihe land. It wa liiterestir.g lo take the mapa of a week aod tree tb change day after day. Th general informed u that b wa obliged lo mak bit prediction precise and definite. And yet a little thought will bow that auch preridon muat b beyond any human certainty. 1-t ua look at a concrete case and see: Here, for example, to a torm renter in northern Texas. It i moving at dafl bit id east by north. Ju.t which way will it go' Will It kei p straight on, or will It turu farther north or farther eoulhf Will tbe velocity of It movement lorre or diminish or remain uuchangedf liy studying tba atmospheric condition In tbos region toward which It to moving a ahrewd calculation can be made. But aiip posetbie conditions changer Tb ex pert lulhaotQc may bold different opinion, but some on muat dec id and tb predic tion must I mi l. HrothrrTalraoiratb other day accounted fur the failure of th government prophe sies bv saying tuat pioua pratera sometime Interfered, riaid be, "A slorra auarta; but after It baa gon a little way it atr.kea a prayer and glance off." Thi to aa ele ment of uncertainty not ueuallytakvo Into account. Uut If ople are going to inter fere wiin the matter lo tbia way, of cours they h 00 right lo complain of any (all ures on lb part of tb bureau. But, leaving this one side, little careful thinking will ahow bow exceedingly diffi cult It la lo furwcael a matter ao uncertain, ll la a wonder to me that no larger number of fnilurea occur. Tbe worth of this work (which, on tb whole, la tbe last in tb world of it kind) I incalculable. To our agriculture, to our hipping and lo many other interest ll l of untold service. Wore alteutioii should ba given lo lb Dun lv- srlrntil'c aiduofll liut thi to not (iru. linxij ' fault. U. J. ciavag la Bos ton Clou. Craeklaess of Opera hlager. Tenor are more lniublom than other lingers. Th it to because they bav a fair knoMlrilg of ihe law thut govern supply Bu I demand. The good tenor Voire la more a-jteca I hn anv uihcr.aud it I worth mur to its rasavrsaor. and he I ue.turally more j careful nf it. An irnlictminrofU-tr.ime mak.- inmsrii posmve.T .iisaotreeao,. o all about him by bu w-uaeiea. coum lo nia opinion ine lappiues. o, man 1111 anu the muvemeiila of the planet all depend upon lh st.-ite of his voce I org.ina To bim bfe Is gins and ends with I lie voice, and to 1st happy it must m In psel trim. A tenor es;ie. lally is eitsily thrown out of condition, and because he ia so sensitive Is one reason why he to ao impractical. His whole mind and his entire existence ar concent rated upon I.I vtM-alixalion, nd he Isroitie in time the worst repre sentative of '.'tat division of humanity known as cranks. U hi o he la not anx ious about l is condition be la worried lest , , . , , 1 11 . ' "i mini. 11- "nr, -,1-ifc.ioi'K i' iniiuiia In Ihe evening performance h shall not. . ,. . . . 11 .1 1 .leach. King rnul succeeded aa lh son o. lav nme in si nsa ins uiicn . wuu pnuwr proper force and a)s.irnes, atyi after he has at ruck it he I al11nn.1l lest lusorrfan may hare been overstrained in the effort. All thi narrow channel of thought and action tends tn make him foolish. There ar x crntlons to thi nil at there are to every rale, hut those exception are few. Chi cago 1'ost. Ancient Move. There is nothing new under tha sun. Tbe carving of a long glove has been found la a hole where cave dwellers om-e lived. Just when the- alr.ingn nple existed baa not been decided, hut was tbnusanda and thou aanU of year n.-o, aud the aiultured glove la of the sunt bp aa th many button onea worn by ladies, of th present. Tb glove of the ante glacial occupant, of a cave are aupposed to have la-en made of roughly dressed akin sewed with needle of lame; hut they wer worn just tb time, and tb general pattern remain no changed. There to plenty of other evidence thai glove are of very remote origin, although none that g.s-a ba k so far. The Anglo Saxon wore gloves In Ihe Seventh cent Dry, but lue men wi re the one then tn oh erve lbculom, Ihe lathe covering then baudi with their sleeves. llarlirr than Ibis Norman oflu iaU and hl.-U personage of tb t country covered their hands, and in many place in tba Ilible the won) "shoe" is used when scholar maintain II mean 'glove." New York lo"dger. Tb JamplMB Ilea. One of lie runout product of Mexico to the Jumping Is-an. a vc.vt tle curiosity. wbis.e fn-aka of ai rotsi'ic agility bav never I .-eu fully explained by the sv lea Hot. They grow in ptsbveach contain J tog thne braua. loti b segment Is rounded on one side and A ahaj-d on lb other, greenish yrllow in color, and lo circumfer ence about the sue of a larg h-ad (s-nciL W heo ploceil on a tal le I hey ndl over and skip slsuit, somrtiiii' aa tually Jumping good two ilu bra. tN hen held Is-iween Ibe thumb and fnret'.nger they ar frit to beat aa strongly as the throbbing of astrvog man's ul-e. The lgriruitural department at Washington baa l-en acUinied with tb rariiy sine ls-l.-St. Ianii Itepubua, Blgas ef Wralktr, A recent bit le work on barometric planta, atibilsheit in Frani-e. ifivea, among other Interesting f.vrt. Ihe fallowing: If tbe talk of r hoer and other legiiiinnoua plant sland upright there will Is rain; if the leaf of Ihe sorrel ti-aa up It I ign of a storm, as is a!i th rbsving of tha Convolvulus fi..eer. th expanding of th lettuce flower and the turning upeidedowa of the floaer uf tbe pi'cbsr plant, but If the Uvt named wan la erect it Will u fin. Ba it wilt is) if th tlowar or tba orri eoeuav Xew Y.k Timea. lee Tsiss, ;t,osV It seen a to be t lie Impression of masy prop; Ibst Ibe mail aben sent from aa Ac it (atliemi carelessly t.iretber aod tbma a into a mail lavg, wbub la then locked and di.pal. he.1. Tbl to wholly wrong, for even in Ibe smallest office lb li t irrs and cants are ad gathered faiw tip wanl and lo-l into a neai psrkage. Ibe governnaenl furr.i-hes tne twine lo do this, and some id, a tlie 1 unveojuty of the pvsvlal servK can la (.rtued from Ibe fact thai la on year tbe cwt 10 the goeerameal of tbe twine f..r tbia pqrtssse twhich. toeoia-h atmeg. la of tn rbea,-si quauly) wa aesxly gr.uO.-St, Nbolaa. ta Ceselef Waa. Two eoang tnea ei.sjd gsaicg npoa tb etolu ef liorace Greeley Sunday aftee B.. a. Tbey wee well d r ms 1 J aad iatolU gentlook.n. Th f rss-menl ef their cosv versatioa evsrheard by th pi tier by rs UlIK "Uut why aheold b bae tatnr "Wkyf Os. t wa tb tBeeostasr of tk rtai-ag rem'' -Sew Terk T ENGLAND'S IRON HA1ND THE RECENTLY OECLARED PROTEC TORATE OP THE CltBERT ISLANDS. Tale la bet the Latest Istlaeil la a r.. ml Aaae.all-i Thai Baa Made Creat Brtiala a Bigger Klre Taaa Rasse r.er Waa. Marsulay give u a Interesting Mory of tbe first Ilrllisb eettlement lo 'D,,' bow ao fjinliahu.an. oppress.l by an oTI cial. Irav. led loth curt of Aurangkeb. tbe la and greatest of tbe great mngula, and laviug bold 00 that monarch' brlul rein a be nie rait of lb palac yar.1 de mandeil Jiisme in Ihe name of thecovnnioo Gil of the ( bnstian and the Mussulman Little did either party Iben dream, add lh historian, that in a coming Um tb llntnh would rile all hi vast domain aod dole out a monthly prnsioo to hia heir. Yet that haa com to pasa. n iu. " 1 . About that lime tlMi) England wa. ..i. t...... I,l i,r.o her sreat career of f.irle tsnni bed um ber great career annexation, which ba coiilluueil with bu' light Interruption lo this day. and tbe seizure of th (Jilliert Island 11 My w but tb last of score of auch aeliore. One she volununly ruled awy lerriUiry -lb loolao Islands-to Greece, nd 00c only ba any portion of ber vast tnpir bara lost by successful revolulioa. Tb kixo ricu excepted, ber march ba been ever onward till she now rule bIkmiI one-fourth of the earth' enrfar and one-fifth of lh human race. The Itoiuan empire at lla greatest bad not half ao many people a Ilriti.h India, and compared with llritaln'a domain all th ancient empire of Asia sink Into Insignificance. Her latest acquisition, tbe Gilbert la lauds, or Kiugswill group, li just north of tb equator aud In longitude 1?.' east that la. due north of New Zealand and alum I 1,ji0 miles by sea from the thickly settled part of Australia. They were discovered by the Iiritloh Admiral lljron In ITiVi, ami then seemed lo consist mostly of rural reefs, each Maud a circular rick, ao lo peak. Inclosing an Inner sea bordered by Band hills. Hut later explorations showed ) i,U,,d, to la-lnhablte.1. and p.,Jlt ior I now alnut . ., ,.M..,lut ,rr , the life of the people; Its fruit ninkes a large part of their fisal, lid from Its wool and hark are romt met ed their boats, clothing, utenslla and habi tat ions. The people are simple, civil and unw.r like, and governed by hereditary king Apamaina is the principal Island, and King I'uul la a Is-iy of len years. Tunbin Gko bail hern king for many years, when be died in I'.'l. and was succeeded by hi brother Fimmon, who sisin killed himself by drinking. I loth these monarch were . t-. . . , 81111111011, and th.-re was a reiaxation of the rnl which gave is-cnlon for interference. On the '.Tth of M.iy, I.'.', Captain Klwanl 11. M. Davis, of the Ilrill.li ship ltorallst, planted the lriiih flagon Apamaina and read this proclamation: Her maje.lv, Virtnria. queen ef tbe I'nlted Klnrdoni of tireat llritain and Ireland and ewiprrssnf Indls, bsvna this day assumed a protectorate over the liills-rt Islands, I re mind all residents la the rronp.etber than natives, ibst It la contrary tn law to aupplv firearms, armnnnltion, e&i'tualvo subaianaee or Intoilestlng ll'iuors lo any natives of tl.e (illls-rt lalamls. This Is hereby made known for general information. The flag wa then run up and salu'rd by tbe mariuea, and the Koyalmt lired a salute of twenty-one guns. King I'aul a' oral hy. apixirently plrasnl with tbexi tai le, hold Ing hia sbis a in hia hand and digging op Iheaand with bis toe. Th few Americana In th Island were furious and protested vehemently, byt of roiirs without avail Thecaptain visited all the inhabited island and hoiated and proclaimed In each. Tha Island, rs ar nominally Christian, and ther are English and American n la (Ion. The missionaries and a few trader make quite a little society of whites. Many refinements hare been introduced, and tbe palace" of King Paul is well furnished In Ihe European atyle. Moat of the dwelling are quite u)tantlal at rue lure, raised on stone foundation and th.-itrhed with Cocoa nut leaves, Th people peak th Mint language throughout tl.e group, and the missionaries have printed lestaineuta and hymn book In th native tongue. Th principal trade is In cocoa nun and other simple tropical pnslurta. It is not likely that tbe annexation all) be seriously contested by sny other power, an. I tbe natives seem well plrasnl with it, aa It guarantee them against klduaplng aod other outrage to which they bav -WsT-SsJ KINO rxt'L'f Hoist, been auhject. They are oow British aub Jevts, with all th rt.-hta ami privilege thereunto Is-lnnging, and It is ao oil 1 (art tbat one of th first acta of th new ruler wa tu hang a Cbmaman for murdering another, l4b being Urltish subject pre vious to tb nnrxatioo. BsHb Baa Away. Henry Young, of Grernbuab, Ma, waa ' out biurberrviug Bear hi clearing, aod got onto a Urn beml.s k trssi to walk aioua over a rougn piece. The tree 1st about four feel alsrte Ibe gmnd in the t meddle, and at tbia point Mr. Young uppe.1 tgl the tree and fell onto a large bear that was taking a bap It would be bard to tell whether the maa or tne bu Was the met frightens!, hut awiloer Bttspiswttavsb.ewg-.t, rrs...M. U WikwHi Nuble. lLns-uta-rof OsrharoeiLl ! for Hastings. England, and tba son in I of R 1L Issna. it , of IW-to0. tbe author 1 of "Tet Tear IVfoe tb Mast," was left I aa allowance of Ka. tau a t.r t... ..i. 1 Job NoMe, the earn mannfsrturwr i By aa ercwotn pre.. m 4 th will thi loeorse a tsbt revinred ria.V0 if th oa 1 ewrfalji .ieciioa to parliament.-Harp- i ar'aiy. . A a Okies " - . - - snivs w eoamea smaa. i TraeeUe Xa, Tm aa taataaea mt ' taa aamvai of lb blas Kasa rWaTa -See 'S mm TXC 6A0 f ATE 0 FORTV-NINER. Might Be a B-eaaaa Bla If Me Ma-a feterte4 Mis Male 1st a Celll-ee. A party of prosper" ba.1 ocate. their dry camu on the he,l .r of I he Meadow il . r liui.S.rent I'uk. Iana wars- w-'"s 1 It is a brokeu np country, aad It redeem ing f.-stur la the abundance of game of a. I kinds. While It may o terrorus i.uoa- psrsduse. It Is certainly a miner' beol. rlourana imcon ami uraviie m low. and tb hoya hail oeifiio w v 'lb Country. They were sitting Around tb Or on Bight amokliig when a viaitor. a '.raii.'er, aitti a''Ul a l.tlle cerraiooy a I'u a JUvm. ii vle b.a ay into tharircleaud perehei. 11.4 oa a bu.l i f Tailor but 00 buate.1 aparale. or '-ut u uiinule Ihr remMrk ee aUm aa xti lide. end Int. reading aa eere line of the famou lorty nlner. Finally he lmlucr.1 to cliew, and Iben be gave an account of hitn st If. He waa aa iie.-.r a nolioii a a prise pei tcr can a-rrr Us-oiue; tnal la, be wa making noatienipt to la-ttrr hi condition, making hi w.iyafist froin on priswt- 1 making his iy alool inmi one ,.1.-1..- , ..Vlrapr . camp lo ...other. He wa. . , ' 1 1. ... an old man, bowed and wriukird. It waa evpletil that lhnd of tb rocky trail of life that he wa Irsirli'.g waa bot lar on. In lb cours of the evening on of lh bo)s happened to apeak of tb old man' condition. Th old fellow slruigblened up. adjusted on tueacissinrd f''l under him. iiijun" fashion, and reiiiorkcl: "It may seem a Utile touuh to you filler to Be m knuckiu' round tbaswaynbou I ought lo be reecthl ii.r'iibt-r of lety, boldio' my own wiih Matkay, Fl'sl, Hearst and Lmky Uaidwiii. I use.1 to train with tliem fillers. I'm a '4'r, 1 aia, aud I might bow b a mlilyoair If It woso t fer a piece of bard luck I siruxk way back la lb a "1 struck out one apriug moruin' ia Cl Iforny with a Uiuie packed wub plenty of grub, and a good prospectiug outliu I bail two dogs, i ftsa Is-tweeu bull aud shep herd, along fjr company. I packed wub ai a tin born thai 1 called 'am up with when Ibey got loo far away. "I wa makiu'for tb Mokcleunn bill dittrict, which bdti'l been pnjscted brdly any yet. I mud durnel good time, coutidrrio' all things, till oa tlie sei-ond wei-k tbalgiavil bluiueil mule got sick. Tb tun of a gun begun to swell. He got down nd roiled. Well, be krjit swclliu' and tuliiu' and groatno', aud 1 thought very Diltiut he d bust." Ibe sweat sloud out ua the old man' brow as he ri luted this. He paused a bile, reflected, and conliuued: "Tbe way I uV;crvd I: out wa that b bad cobc. 1 couldu't think of aujtbiug to giv hitn but thenvl.i 1 u-i d to cook wiiIl I'd beard it was good lor the stomach, so 1 Uxisl up a drench of eod.i and eater, stuck the dinner horn inter hi throat, and com Otenced Miurlng tb slull inu-r biui. It tkiort him. He soi-eaeil and anorte-1 all ut wunet. nnd piluut tueiirvbcb. And a bi-0 be auorted be blunni t hut 'ere born. 11 aeene.1 turprised tol.nd that bewuxa luu ic.au. Hia ears ru, and he prauccd 'round Bu' tuote.1 th.il di rmil l.uru. The ilos becrd ibe tooiiu'. uud, true tolhrir traiinu', Iht y come ulong head aa' ta.l up. Tbat dcrmd mule kep' a toolin' lln.t 'ere horn, all lh time u too'. iu' the wiml oll'u hia tomoch. and i.ll at on. a, hy gum, be struck out a tout in' that horn.cn' ihe uog lul lerin'. "I wnx left thr.r 300 mile from now bar, with no grub, mule, do-i nor not hi 11'. I wauderetl hai k to the nearest r imp, and avnceihrri I've U-en a wan Icrer, wit li no aim In life but to liud my mulct an' dog. For forty ye.irs I've Ivrn c!iain' the cussed earniiuta. I'vcui-n lots of mulct, but oon nv'm hed rr tin dinner horn 111 hi mouth, bur twn hrmdlo tot folleria' him. Hat any of you teller arena struy mule around brief" The old m-iii' story created a profound Impnseion. The boy utwituiiiouily elected bim graud patriarch and assi'tonl rook fur us long n lm t.ir. 1 to lay oil from hi wild nt. 1 thrilling rhase. SpokuM Folii r-i"ikrstunu. A frofesclttnal Juror. Talking aUuit pr. (rioual juror re minds ne that when I v. as conni-cled with IlieSmillisoiu.iu ilistllutijual Wnliingtnn I knew a man by the uuie of scrivener, who perhiipv M-rveJ more lime on a Jury thiiii any other man at the capital. If any body approached hitn with newspaper after a crime had Is-encomriiitled he would wave bun aside majestically, saying: "I don't want to know an; thing als. it it or dl-iis the matt. r. Yon see I may be Called to serve on Ihe Jury and a Juror never discusses1 tur-e tt.ingv." N'Hhing Could Induie bun to read the nen sias-r because II IrU-rfered with hit prof.-aiion.il duties a a Jure;-. I thin thai man aervel about twenty day out of a month oa an average. Ilu could always answer lh usual questions aa 10 bi opiuiunt on aca- aal isfuclorily to t-ie Coini,:l CJ both sides an-1 the court. Th-t '.ue only maa I vvr knew wlio mud.; serving on a jury a profession, lie was a very intelligent man aad probably a fa r juror, 100. iaiarvicw la Nmv Y'ork Herald. LjI.i; Versos glealiug. Ther to a h uf truth ia the reply of th Child in th following Incident, which to quit Impress. vu;, but a ho, frunkly o kBoaledged, la aa murli a "thing lakca back" as is tb return of anything lhat ha b) n stolen. bhecame to ber mother with the qu tioa. "Which to worse, to tall a lie or to tenir Tb mother, taken by surprise, replied that both wrr so bad that alio couldn't tall which wks th worse. "Well," said the little one, "I'v been thinking shout It, aod 1 think it I wurs to lir tlmu to steal. If yoi steal thing yon ran take 11 back, utiUaa ou'v eaten it; and then you can iy for it, Uut," aud there a a look of owe ia the little face, "a li I forever." Youth' Compauioa. Uer Perfect I'lgsr. Tb a. me of eyniri.ru it containnl In tk remark of t he Washington man who de iared that In hia eye no woman had a food figure unless It represented at leaA. mil. ion. Kate t'leld' Washington. Tradiltoo aayt tht9n fashion of giving and receiving gifta an I chm.ing a valen tioeongimvjd uh the kuightsof fon-igo court, who met for tournaments of Hunt ing and fesu.t:i.. The fair damsel of tbt period chisv ber kntgl.t. who. frt.t. montha, waa ber troutiaduur and a War a to do ber Uddiug. Professor Charleu f. Chandler ad viae rwop. who lire la balging or boarding bosoaea u carry aiui a, to them, pair of e -! 11 p-pioc tbe tbl ,OMUT burner they oribaartl 1 " "b " U"rr An erxunenily practical German aclentUt la aa.d to have applied a mild current of xtncity lo a wurru of bee, quukly 1 causing them , tx.1 to the .round 10 a .stutoUed eoodlllMO. Tl.s (.era oM.I . "k"1! h.i IB t his condition, and .'if I K. m I . . I - ci-rrent wer r.a iroog so injury was to thera. tr 1 a . . faiwsrvi Atsins. a. the Amee... .-.v. . " '""cal eo.non.y statistic, tbinkj i 7 l ,L-S Beeded intbesauaja ' r rub mm to find out bow poor " ou- eeood. lor pour msa La bow r.ch roeo work.- . H,,,UWJr I. Dr,C - Eastmao. a S.oox Indian, who , baa dob. ou wrrk .moua hTt. .gnnagtaa troubled time as ,Z - - ' s araou his vw..-.. t"Wkc7. hi b gtadoauof tu Houlo. s-J i PhiCBrJMoi of lir n . .t . AN ELECTI1ICAL FEAST. won0ers of electricity 6tart unglv Displayed. Brlfhl Cyee la "oajr Bwchau Otsas a esalchral vTsralag-llea rraaklla la Aallae llrese Uepeal l-swr tllckar'i Maalss (irlualag Hhalla. Th annual dinner of th Franklin t'.r. perlmelital club, of Newark. X. J , was tha Weirdest affair of the kind Hint was eicr given, and a s-irty reporter would have been st his w us' end lo w rite II up. William J. Hammer, who was Kdlson't representative at the Part exp-sxiiwii, M Ibe prime apirit in the euterpriM., an.) t,,, one ran discrnlit Ihe fai 1 1 hat the dun e was the lit oiiuinal ever giveo tin,; think "f this: ll was preside 1 over by lien Franklin In person. lioioa le a very gra ful aecll and wrlcoiuiil Ibe guesta He sat at the brad of the hoard, hia long wblt hair hanging over hlaahouldurs, dresaed to aaiutof brown broad, lot h, with lace at hi ne. k aud wriats-a fashion strangely out of data at present. It la true and I talked in B war that sounded something like Old Itichard's almanac and something ilka tbe language of th court of Lou. a XVI Th laboratory hed been transformed from IU workaday world appearance) aa If by magic In the center of the room ther waa a long, narrow table, the ordinary work brucli of the place, covered aita now white uapcry and adorucd with what looked like lusciou fruit, fresh floaert and sparkling glaaa. ol.lr riiokl IKl'LU. Th guests a.it down and wer served with lb first cours. There waa 00 cbef employed. It waa cooked by elcctrici'v, ami In fait so w a everything, down lo iu co (Tee. which waa made over wine. Th diners had no sooner gut their teeth into aaniplc from a deliriously elewrd dish of oyster, when bang! out went tb Incan descent light and darkness rvl,;neL Then there p-e.ind out of the shadows a coupl of hld.-oiis, grinning skuils. Tbelr ejvt hone lire, their moutht shot forth flame. Tlirir Jan moved with a snapping hi. a crocodile's, nnd from their iuvi.iule throau there rame forth two sepulchral voicsw la naison: A r bow so one wer wi A wear oow so) shall b. It was a pli-naing oppetlxer. Mr. Ham mer bad, n if by magic, brought them out of spar somehow, and hod, by tha aubll as of a battery and a phonograph, mad eye gleam w here In reality only socket) were, and their f.cahl-ss Jans mov as If alive, Mr. Hammer ha a friend w ho has a deep has voice which aet-ms to Issue from l it feet, and h It wo w bo wo pressed into service for th in a 11 u factor of th phonographic sound. Of cours. ftcr th mecbauiam of the thin waa explained. every man hud a good laugh on hi neigh bor '1 he lights were turned up again and an other course was Ihtriaiuci-d. All uns is pectitig, the various uncle began to enjoy the product rooked by l.s.-tncity. liut with Hen Franklin ut the luOoi there wo small chs'i.e for evhantlcet J 'i ni.-nt of th nir.il ilea..t amilinj nn oil , briiigusnt mile, when suddenly there Issued from bit waxen g'lilrt the following sentrnUout maxim: pool! Itl. IIAIIO'i W.VUSINll. "A fat kiti lu-ii make a Iran will. If you would know the value of mouey try and borrow some." Aud ao the dinner went on. In tl.e m.dsl of it suddenly there bunt forth the sound of a delicious voice. It waa Mine. Adiui's, of the Grand O.s-r.i. in I'ari. She sang few notes, and then suddenly there merged Into hers the deep cotes of rich basso. That was Melr!iiselec'a Together they were pouring forth tl.e Inspiriting music of the "Marseilluise." Next there cam the booming of cannon, the thrilling note of a grand bugle solo, with it echo. .gainst the building of I'uris, and tiu.illy a man' voice Rgmn making a graceful little address. Hy thedi-xterous placing of a phonograph the guests at the strange little diauer at Newark had beeu transported away acrost the Atlantic, aud were listening to the hut chsting exercises of Ihe 1'uria exposition. The man's voice distinctly beard tuukiug a speech was M. Fidel's. lu the place that a sorbet would Dutitnl ly occupy 10 an ordinary dinner the light suddenly went out again, and a Strang thing hapnrxl. Near lh n.iddl of th table ther bad been throughout Ihe din ner a great glolsv of gold li.ihea, llirou.-h which flashed the varied colored li.-h:t that had been turned on from time to tim. All of a a.lddwv, a if a magician bail waved his wand, tbe glob became Il lumined wub a monochrome. In tb glnle of glass were seen swimming about the little live fishes of i;uid ur silver, which were aa transparent as tboae tiny n flairs that f.ikirt sv-ll In tbe street for tbauiu nient of children. All the anatomy of tbe shiny fltba ws plainly discernible. And they swam aod aw.im about ua if nothing mora unusual bad occurred than waa natunvl wub tb flny folk. Yrt euch one of the tshc bad inserted down his throat down into bis stomach a mlniatur electric light about tbe site of a big pea, aod was Bailing about with a thin, hairllk wir la lu gul let that ae almost invuibl 10 tb naked ye. L'UrtllsEt IX EVEUT COfltSl. Bo th diunrr went oa, and wnU every course, with every other minute, sona t range, uucinny thing wnt don by th magical intervention of electricity. Th oysters wer stewed by tb same mystical force, so wrr lh egg boiled, so the wnu-r for the pubcu waabeuleiL Oelweeu while once, for instunce, the light went ont and there appeared oa Ibe table miuiatur menagerie, the Inmate of which bad Mat ing eyes, mouth spilling forth flames ilk the suirnai In tb Apocalypse, and all were doing some surprising thing. Just aa the Iwiiquet waa ending all lh Bower overhanging th table) fell In bower npou tb guest below. Tiny bit of iron bad been attached to each roa or carnation, which were held in their place by tbe attraction of a nisgurt. When th circuit waa broken the flowery shower fol low rd. Tbe air wa kept cool all lb time by au-el fan worked by riectnuty. and among ihe numerous otherodd thing that bapi-ned waa th sudden burst of piano music Ihut broke in upon tbe banquet. This wo prtaJuced by a subtle telephonic aennectinn w.ib a piano In th next block, Isyed by a young woman who waa not. lied by a haul telegraph wben ber service were required. Mr. Kdison. through th medium of a phonographic cylinder, mud onie piraeant rett.arsssiK.iul 1 raiikiin.af-i through a Ilk medium He Wolf llopter'B robust von 0 ,d lb apartmrot with the topical song "You CV.n Alwaya tx plain It Away." At ll o'clock sharp trident nm of Franklin quietly re marked, "barly to bed and early to rise Biases roao healthy. wra.Iby aud wis." A nd e lb suabve u.nuer aiu vicr J Y.ra WorhL ktraalllaw twSee. The 1 iptec' coffee at th port ef II10 d Janeirn for tb crop year ended Jure JO wa I.Tle.wjy bai.-, a.-an,t S tlltHS for the crep year llaj-l. 1 he rttnpta of cclTc st cVanto for eievea n.ontts of the crop ver 1RI1-2 wa 1U. bags, agsinat Z 'S. Wrt for th eceTespoading period of tbyar tSUO-1. Celtiag Bessie (or lh Cad. A wa known rftUea cf Troy. X. T, whoaiway (ammer la Lis native plac (Betnicgtoo. Yd. It having hi own grav dug in tu beaut. ful cmury at Ii nain, too Centra. II l lo ptrf ttoUlh. but desire to bars kia permab&t boo btuU Udr li$ ow Mpvreiaeso, rksnoa BAiswaauy. " , o 0 O 0 O O o o o CD o o O