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il 5 . EUGENE CITY GUARD. LbCAirMU, . . rrertsUr. EUGENE CITY. OREGON. Until! Howe turn. Two newsboys nu'rl iu stilted con troversy recently lu front of tut custom bouse, neb a controversy m can only be cameu on uy newsboys, it had reached the stage 4 personal reflections, and on aids "You ain't no mora 'count 'o'er jai ler dorg, no how. Vou couldn't aril 'er paper to er man er you'd give it to blm." "Vou'aa alyin and you'se knowa It, I kin ell mora papers In an bour'n wliat you am in in week a, an lick you besldea," said ths other ami much smaller one, Tba next minute thty were a mingled tnaaa of ick ana arma ana Reads and nioutbi and noiia, and were raining dust enough to rauiw a spnuaung wagon to be aent around on tba double quick. While they were tliua engaged a comely looklllff TOUnir Woman pafnatrlnnlna alnnii holding her iklrte deftly In one band. See ing wm uig ooy just turn give tba little one a left handur in the Jaw, aba went Into tbe acrap hemelf, and grabbing that boy abeabook him until bla bonee rattled and bla eyea were a I meat bulging out of his head. Finally, dropping him on the pave ment, alia aaid: "Now I reckon yon will let that little boy alone. Vou ought to be ashamed of yourself, you big, cowardly acamp. you." The boy aurveyed himself, and aa the young woman started up the atreet aaid, "Vou wanted somebody to look at you mighty bad, diiln't your" 8ba looked at him as if she would have liked to kill him, but she did not-ebe went on. "Home wlnuum U mlifht n.t,... about two kids bavin a little fun," waa bla comment to tbe crowd as be went Id quest ui me oiuer ooy, who bad escaped In tba . -t... II. ( ... ' iucioe. 01., uouis itepublio. During flood Time. Tha wind ftu lilnwlim a aula tl.. i r a'-I mw auuu- dy expanse of water waa heaving Ilka an angry sea. 8icctators on tbe elevated i i .1 i-. . . uraveu tuemseives against tue ureexe and offered up silent prayers for tbe heroic died routing tueir uvea In tba rescue. "Look I lookl look I" rnaa tlm t,.i A thousand avea wara fivnuwl nit em atnu. gllng figure iu tbe flood. Tba water waa up hi u waist, thenar mocks danced around bill) Ilka rnrka anil hnira nll.a. drift passed dangerously near hi in as he struggiou in me current, lie waa a strong man, but ha was weighed down with two precious imraeii. Tbe wind whirled away his bat and blew bll thick, black hair atmnt hia I- ....... mmtm V IU sheer deviltry. It blinded him, and ha .it a i.i- t .. .. .. . ... "Hi""' uk ueau in iue mum to weigh It down. He staggered on, holding all that waa dear to him safe and dry above tba wuirnng ueiuge. ills strength la falling now. Ills grasp seems ready to loosen. A thousand hearts stop beating aahedlaap- urara mr a moment, tailing rroin weakness. He risen, holding aloft what he risked bla life to aava from the waves. Strong arm ami orave neartl a boat shoots around corner. The boatmen aa him 11. i.....ii In one hand he graut an empty valise; In tne ovnrr a copper oottomed kettle. Hloux vi ty limes. riots of Mould Oiveaa. During Professor Dewar's lecture) at tha noyai luatiiiiiion on llquelled oxygen and liquefied air. he produced liotb liquefied uijgeu aim uqueueu air, llie oxygen In pints, and even tbe llquefled air waa handed around In claret glasses. Liquid oxygen bulls In air at IK) degs. centigrade -that la, 1(0 degs. of the centigrade scale below aera The liquid oxygen placed be tween me poles or raradny'e great magnet ucunveu use a metal, leaping up to tba polwstid clinging to tbem till It disap pear aa gas. uill liquid oxygen, though SO stronulv Uininietlr. la a ear I... I ductorof electricity. It is a nonconducting iina,uuis He showed, ton. that an fur aa I.....I.. can Judge there Is probably no oxygen iu tue sun-ma oxygen or tba earth's at mospera accounting for all tbe oxygen lines In the solar spectrum. The boiling point ui uquiu air is im uegs. ceutlgrada or 10 degs. lower than that of oxygen. It la urn, true, aa nan oeen aiipposed, tbat the oxygen In the air liqtiellea before the other elements In air; on the contrary, tbe air liqueflea as air and la not resolved Into Its element before liquefying. Iaiudon Speo- flat ft ' 'A GIRL'S FIRST SHOT. Hee Painful aad Mortifying Experience with iaa Thai "Kicked." I shall not go back to the old daya when wet tot of girl I used to cry (or my father's irun. shut m aTa ahn f nniii tbe trigger and then cry again when tha gun went off, because tha noise frightened me so: but I will tll of mi aw 1 took hulll of a inn all alii,., almiul - something and shot-nothing. I bad gona with mr broth? anil tA ..n.lna tn i. "new ground," where tha boys aaid there waa soma Hue bird alimiilnir Wa i.u.i - ...a. -r m nilden over on nur mnlui mJ mil... - ---- - - r i WHVVl we bail dismounted and were climb ing a ova rail fence mr brother sahl. "LllcV. Vou are a irlrl anil irUU ... shoot." 1 waited to bear no more. I Just eiippeu to tne ground, mounted my pony, gave him the bridle and In abort time was back home again. Oil uolnu to the irmirai k t mv I found onlv a Lmw nl,l riulii.ma.1 gun, which waa always spoken of aa the "kicker." I did not long hesitate to take tha "kicker." fur I waa fill H-i-...:.....i . - - - .H.. UEWI UllUnj to learn to shoot. What ftiar.rjir If I .11.1 get kick or twof Was that half aa bad aa to be told. "Von ara a uli-l mrxA don't shoot?" I could not load tha gun and I dare not ask any oue about the bouse to do it for me lest It should be taken away and I flirlllllllen tn tlllrh It. a... In I... In despulr when I bethought me of "Uncle Sam," a superannuated negro who lived With hiS Wlf In Mill nf Ihm oul.lna belonged to tba nlil ntvrn nnm-tim a'l.i. ' - n- ... . VI.. O. mil old negro bad been a alave of my futber be fore the war and WaaatMl a nanalniiar n the family. He waa very fond of me and would do anrthlim for m. I rm,lr il.. i,i..iu. .n the powder aud shot I could And, and made a uee uue lor uncle Bam s cabin. 1 found hi in outside nravlin mrt Inaiiii. iwv. liord, chicken Is mighty good, but po' ole cum uouu want no ciilcken: ba Jes' wants a ham boue. Oh. Ivinl. tlaa uni ,.u Ham bam bone" with much stress on the bone. Lonir since wa haI all liuni tbat when Uncle Ham waa calling so loud ly on tbe Ird for a ham bone be was do ing so to drown tha nnlaa nf ..l,lL sizzling lu his frying pun; hence 1 did not hesitate to Interrupt bis devotions by ask ing him to load tbe "kicker" for me. He obeyed my Injunc tion to put In a big load, but hesitated bffnra h ITIlVa It. tat tltla saying, "Honey, what Is you gwlne to shoolr" I waa stumped. Aiy inougiiia bad been so busy with the lileaaura I should exnvriHiica at n, I. .,.. er'a auririnti wheu 1 had proved to him that girls could shout: that I l.a.l n.. thought about what I was going to prac tice on. 1 con tided my ambition to Uncle Ham and he said: "Down in dene woods Jes' back ditr Is a ole fatiiin ieu whar is a hog what Is gwlua to be killed lu de nio'nlii. Now VOU lea' uo down ilnraml a)...! .lt hog, den young marster will hear all de niggers a lallln an a-talkln about how you done allot de ole bou. ami f li ul. all that be said back, den I ain't no nig ger.- i mane up my mind In a minute to OIIOW UllCie DUItra OUV l. I irivar l.un... and conlldeiit. lu less than no time I wim at the fal u I n pen, where my career aa a snortawomiui waa to la-irln M l.i.m to alt on the top rail of the m-ii and when the beast looked up at ma to shoot It In Ibe bead, never for moment doubting I should kill him. 1 climbed uoaml u-ulxl mvaulf ... il.. rail facing the Inside of the pen. Tbe hog looked tin: I stillml tnv Hn-.,M,i DulltHl the triiiiT ftnil fmuwl on tbe ground outside of the pen, and that Dig still aliva lookinir at ma will. n,,.u curiosity In bla face as It waa ptuHible for a pig to nave, i picked myseir up and hurried home aa fiwt as 1 nmlil l n...t ii.. boya at the gate, but try as 1 would I could uin. aiunn, my wnoiu iMxiy acliod aud my heart was sad. The Imva u-em all a..,!!... I knew thrv aaw me wit h tli"tl t. !,., did not dream I bey bail taken a short way home and hail a.wn ma full fr.,n. i.. - - - ..... ..w... .tin rail of the pen until my brother told me of It as he liaile good night. Cor. Forest and Stream. 'OTOAKKTTE SMOKING. LAFLIN, THE ATHLETE, DWELLS UPON AN INTERESTING SUBJECT. Physical Culture a I'anaira for the Ills of fUih-Hliat It May Do fur Hoys, Olrls aud Groan folks and What II Baa Done fur This Giant. (Copyright, IMC, by American Press Associa tion.! REGARD the habit of cigarette smoking as tbe curse of ouryoung men. Its practice Lite nihil our In sane asylums, da- mora zed our In dilutions of learn lug and generally weakened the physical caliber of our youth more than all the other open vices put to gether. The death rate since the In troduction of the cigarette Is greater than ever was known .before, and 1 exaggerate but a trifle in de claring that If thecelebrated Tobacco trust ,wereio lunnsn conins ror all the dead who have or will succumb to the iufumout habit It would bankrupt the whole con cern." Tbe speaker was Professor J. M. LaWn, who has been culled the champion athlete of the world, and who, as may be Inferred from the foregoing remarks, holds decided views upon a subject that Is entitled to re spectful consideration. For years he hoi devoted himself to tbe study of the phys ical needs of the humanity of the Nine- teenin ceumry, anil It requires but reffl Hearer U Jaws James Than He Knew. "I bail a chance to pick up ilO.OOO one and didn't know It," said E. I. Uowen, a iiawaeya insurance man. "I Went Into a hllllanl liall In Et T -- '-' M .w, WW, and findlnir a sirniiuer kniuklin tl.a I. .11. about asked him to Join me In a game. IU consent!, ana we played until midnight. 1 took great fancy to tha stranger, and having a Inrgt aura of money on ma and wmg luanui or tne Jesse James gang, unu to waia wnn me to tba hotel. Ha consented, and declining an Invitation to drink, bade me a pleasant good night. Two days later Jesse James waa killed for tha 110,000 reward. I went to tha under taker to are tba dreaded outlaw, and my uir iwiriy cm on eim wuen in the dead Djatl I rnCOtfllllMl II1V nimlvanlon In Ik.i - - --' iu .imi midnight walk to tha hotel. I might have cltumi unu anu secured the reward, and theu it niiuht have turmvl nnr iIIiV.m.,i. Anyhow, 1 do not w-gret allowing that iu,uuu vu sup turougn my lingers." tit. Miuia uiuov-urmocrat. A New Star In l&Vi. Tvcho Ilrahe'a star nf K1 ,..,!. it. ... pearance near the star Kappa Casslopidw, the falutest of the four stars forming the Well known Slillara In fVynlmu.li.. It appears to have been first noticed by Cornelius Ouinnia. nn Now QnfiM ..... - ' - - " - tu andltaeemato have blar.l out very sud denly, aa be Mates that It was not visible on the preceding evening In clear sky. The attention of Tycho Hrahe, whose name Is generally associated with the star, seems to have been llrst attracted to It on Nov. II. When first aeen it nrn.,...ul l....n. and rivaled Venus In hrlirliinu.. .n,i - n -l new visible at noonday I At this brilliancy, however, It did not long remain, but urailnnllv iii,ini.i,ui i luster, and iu March, 1674, bad completely dlHapieared, at least to the naked eye. Its curious chanuea are thiiaili-aorlluMi. "A. i decreasetl in also so it varied In color: at nrsi lis ugnt waa white and extretrely bright: it then became vnlliiurlnl, fi vuhl nt . .,,.1.1. I a.. j .i . ... I mini vuiur, ami uuisuoil Wltn H jaie iivm color. "J. Kllard Uora in l'opu lar Sclcura Monthly. Living with Perfuratad 11.. ri Tha nonular belief that a n.,.,.i ik. heart will produce Instant death la errone ous, in most casea it noes, but there ara some animals and some men who will lire quite while after the heart la torn to ..2 . Il a a . . . uioooa. uears nave oeen known to kill their nurauers after havlmr liaan .ht i . m BUV ,M the heart, and there ara manycaava on recora in wmcn men nave rough! desper ately after recelvliig such a wound. A shoot lug at Lincoln, Neb., furnishes an uiunraiiuu. Montgomery walked out of uiauiuiug room aner being shot, but the uMipay uo uia oooy siiowed that bullet bad driven large link from his watch cnaio into one or the ventricles of his heart. mano etateaiuan. A Child Without a Name, A certain married tutlr. muh 1,1..1 in. a strength of will that some would call obstinacy, found themselves the happy pareuta about a year ago of a beautiful baby boy. In due time a christening was decided upon, but, alas. It waa Impossible toairree him in tha nama T, nu. . . a u uiuturr wit auxioua to call tha boy Percy, while the lainer lavoreu plain John. Neither would yield nor oermit adoubla llama an,l aft aw . spirited discussion at the last moment with uo reauii, me clergyman, who waa an old friend of tha familv. la-iran tha When the nlare nrhal h.K.i.. nnme suuii u ue reiMMiMi inataa.1 i.. ...i... Ister went on. "Chllil nf tha w'v..,.., i baptise thee," etc. The Imby la still oauie- ma mitiv ia a wide ciriMe or relatives, who call him "Covey," Her '0u of irw in iew ora 1 lines. glance at bis magnificent muscular de velopment to see that in bis person be is tbe embodiment of the laws of health and strength. In Vienna, Austria, In 1873, among a great number of contestants he was awarded the llrst prize for perfection in ngure anil physique. Only a correct "limine can be rorpied of his su herb uro- portlons by imagining a man who stands o rt. B In. In height, measures 4r,i Inches arour.d the chest, 17 inches around the Weeps and I4! inches around the forearm. Ihe muscles everywhere stand out like Whipcords and Von run tun. ........ .i... . ... " "'""' vuciii nitu n uitiiimer. itniu be Is a cultivated gentleman who speaks many of the Continental languages with facility, and who In his own person Illustrates the' study and philosophical observation that make bis opinions valuable. "Yes." be continued In his energetic manner, "while we lire sending mission aries to Africa we are neglecting our young men at home. Many of them have ac quired a habit that him !,, a i vll as distinct In lis diameter as that of drunkenness. They depend iinhi their cigarette for a stimulant ami n-sort to It wun even more regularity than the drunk ard takes his cocktail. Ixrnk upon the irreis aim you nun it in the miMitha of boys eight ami ten years of age. Iasik In your colleges and you see a largo propor tion of the students wearing eyeglasses a nuiig unknow n two or three generations ago. Out of eighty young fellows who atr tempted to pass an examination at West i unit oniy uve were round physically capa ble of admissiou. riixty out of the eighty wero cuiiuriiieii cigarette smokers. una or the nolilest young men In New York, eillovillff weallh. mwill, If! II ml ll.a full promise of a splendid career, not long nu went to ruie in ( hi! nil park. During ma gniiiip ue siuokeii upward of sixty cigarettes and afterward at the social din- ner he smoked more. As he turned to sav gooilny to his friends he staggered and fell lu convulsions. All that night and for tweive nours afterward thedoctors worked over him to restore the lost vitality. The heart had surrendered to the nicotine anil only a strong constitution enabled him to pun inrougn, nut i,e walks the streets touny a wreck of bis former self, a tremulous, half decayed, worn out young until. "Hut, professor, how are you going to arreat tuis evur "1 would combine the forces of moral sent linen t anil l ho law. A I statute that a Imy under sixteen shall not oe permmeii to buy a cigarette, though it Isconstuiitly violated. I am myself organ izing, wherever Influence can reach, what iiiigut oe called an imticigarette league, and with the other agencies at work we may In time effect a reform. I would hnve public Indignation so worked up on this point tbat every man who smokes a cigar will say to the dealer lu cigarettes, '1 will stop trading with you if you continue to Bell this poison.' Polsonl yes, that is no name for It. Think for a niomentl There are five ingredients lu every cigarette, each one of which is calculated to destroy uuiiinu lliu. "First, there Is the nicotine or the oil of tooacco; next, the oil In the imported pa per, which is nearly as destructive; third. iimann'iiic iniriKiuceii to make the paper burn white and add a peculiar flavor; fourth, the aaltpeter put in the tobacco to 1'iTveiit it irom mowing, ami dually, the opium that is sprayed on the tobacco to ki' it tue lusiuiousiniiueiice which it pus Early Marriaee la China. It la nothing rare In China for boya tu uairteeu years oiu to marry, Tba physical, moral and lutellectual develoo- . . . . .V . . . , i . ' uout m tue ooniractiug parties baa noth ing to do with tha mat tor. Othar .n.i.i. rations entirely regulate the affair. An ..i.i t.i i . . .. . uiu umeae apnonsra saya that tbo great business of liie la ended when the sons and oaugniera are married. The Chlneae par ante do not cars to run tha itannrnf pacing tha marriage of their children, as- powatiy ut tueir soua, until aner their own wcwu.a-Atu align. Magaetlslna a Wltaaaa. Brougham, while Drartleln. at tha k.. onoa tried tha experiment of magnetising aa auveree wunrsa giving evidence, and Buocveueu in a remarkable manner with out speaking a word. Keating himself Im mediately beiore tha witnesa he fixed bin with his eye. till the poor man blushed, summered and Anally collapsed In nar- Tvussuuiuaiuu, prooaoiy leaving bla most imuuruuit aTiueuca uuaald. Loodoa TaV Detlshta af m Bla Clt. llrt, B. Dear me, what lorelj rapDoaxoa uu oat cui inmt-MaiULni. thnaa ara tint orin. board. They art tha bedrooma. rrnanga. raulty llaarlua Not laearahla It la a common fulW i, ,i... j vv .hiw ..ink any u milieus or nearuig is beyond the help puysician, auu mat, consequently, uiivuuig cau ue none lor It. Might dull Ileus of heariuir la nfien imi.1,1 i. . catarrhal condition of tha th mat whlnh uuiiiiesa gets lietu-r or worse aa the condi tion of the membrane nf thathnv.t fh. The tfreat inallirilr tf raaaa nf .11,.. 1. j - - - j . V. .Mill ,9 cau oe aaieiy aaiu, are not beyond Improve- umn, or at least a checking or the degen eratlve process. Youth's Companion. Kspartlaa- Caloeaea. CulimilrS Slid toilet watara nf all kln.l. have been ao succeaafiillv nrananal in n.i. country duriug the past few yeara that a targe export trade in tnem baa developed. Aacolturnels slmnl raH na.1 n.i,iu. .1 cohol, perfumed with some essential oil of mm, mere la no reason why it should not be made aa well hrra aa nk. New York Evening Sun, Uaatlua a suuiiiu.. A New Y'orker ha mll,ia.l t.... lug to over ftuU diunera where there ware thlrteeu at table, and tbe average of deaths amoua them la ao low aa tn U. m ... declara that thirteen la an exceedingly ma; uuuiixT, anu to auvisa everybody to rina It In whenever nnaailila .IW..11 v rreas. Not Uapplly Eiarama. Opulent I'ster You will axruaa m lag It. but I understand von ara ahanlut. ly without meana of your own. Suitor (aQoUamtiaIlTW-That la tnu .1. vwarwiM , wouia aUK Ulna Of aaklcg mi : ur uur tiaugutar. 'Laia. I 4. M. LAFLIM. over the brain. Pun that the animal life of a young man Is killed With Slll'h a lllseiL In il,. or pipe we have hut one iMiison nicotine I. 1- ..... I. l , T. 1 .uutuiauot inniiieii. ill the cigarette we have the vicious conililimt ion I .1. aciibexl, which the young smoker thinks should be cleverly drawn into his lungs to be a little later on poured out through nose and eyes aud sometimes ears. "What is the eir.i l 1 llll taaia It lit t lias euervatlon, the hysteria, the Insanity aud Utter Useleasness of these v.un,.. in the practical s Hairs of life, and iu time. If !.. L..I . tue uauit continues to grow as it has done during tbe last tlfi een nr tu-entv i-hm ... aliall cease to have a nation of men. In tue next century the only men who will have auy streuuth will m tl, f.,r..i,... The natural American will be a thing of toe past. We are almost there. Kveu some medical men of the nrmem ,i i are addicted to the habit will tell you they hate to stop smoking cigarettes In order to control their nerves ainhVUntlv 1...... ,.. perform an oieratiou. Aud What is the nfTiiriiiL nf tl... 1.. veterate clirsrette smokera whan i,.. ryf Oliver Wendell Holmes hasstrikiniflv p mat :b 01 us is only the footing Up of a double column nf AViim tl,.. back to the first pair,' and olswrvat ion daily teaches us that children luherit from their pareuta not onlr their faiiru. I.,.. their intellectual anil llU.rl nArilPaaal Vv.a. the acquired habits of life are thus trans-j inltted. and altl,m,..h 11,. 1. 1 i 1 -i..- may not appear, there la at ill a mnrl.l.l . launatiop. atsadsary torvii.soihat what waa tha aimple nractlca of tha wuiea ao overpowering Uupubm In the 1 Cllllll. I Imv Mwn flulilittn wmiU cmot lug cigarettes at four and five year of age aim young rigaretta nenila or seven teen and tweuiy resorting to llo,uor to ere- Mta an anru-tlta V.tna i.iwlrn l ...I. 1. . ...... . u ui, o u. m cigarette smoker, and you uever knew one iu grow up to oe a perfect man. A regi ment of women aiich aa llviwt In thaft.va of ancient Home, would whip an army of tnem. "There Is nn miration that nlentlna la one of the moat virulent of the vegetable poisons, and although it baa been Intro duced llllo the materia nmllea aa a ruma. dial agent, it produces such a prostration ami relaxation or the Whole system and Sllcll a friuhtflll. lleaillr ale LnehU that f.. r pruclltloners enter upon Us use except io mr mint iievicraie cases. ot long ago a child was suffering from a alight catarrhal affection, when a neighboring nurse iinpieiieii hi ami advised the mother to give il an emetic of tobacco. A decoc tion was accordingly made and adminis tered, out wnen a regular physician waa culled In the lit I In one waa in tha atrnniea 01 lleat II. "The Irrilntfiin U'hli-h nlritlr,a hM.lKMM III tile delll'Hte llllll kl.ll.il III I, I. ran lining tbe nasal passage Is but a preliml- IllirV SteO to the iruver aeila nt fulah Go to t he homes nf t he f 'n hn na a ml rnn fl nA that the majiirity of I hem huv voices that are uuiiiuural. unserve the slaiued An gers that have held the cigarettes and ask yourself what must Is- the influence of au luminous poison innaiiii into the lungs and urougut in contact with the mucous mem brane of the Itiriml. mill in.wl..n ll ... thus permanently discolur the hardened cuticle of the hunt! r Do you wonder that so many or our young men are afflicted with disease? 'This Is a iil.l,., r In u lil.., tl.a ,,il.. .--. - . . . .. ... .. v.. u tu.iiriv aild mothers nf the run III IV ara vltnlln In. te rested, and it is to them that we must iisjk lor the inlluences that will arrest the curse. They must begin In childhood, and by establishing a certuin code of physical morals tbat may be easily laid down by an Intelligent a part of youthful education. The Ameri can boy ought to be a discoverer, an ex plorer of himself. His arms, legs, back and chest should be his continent. A hard biceps may not be a symptom of a fine brain, but the pleasure of being strong lies In the fact that others are strong around us, furnishing us companionship and competition, which are the fuel of life. Dr. Wltishlp used to say he never would have been the strong man be was but for a determination he bud formed to thrash a certain tinner class num Inenlleira vn. Until Uluikie lieimn h is career a mm rent I v a hopeless coiisuinntlva Tha llr.r lif,.l S,W pounds and the last pulled thestmke our in the great ruce between Yale aud nnrvarti. "lint this nlivsli nl putt ll ra ahr,it1il luu.l. Ill childliooil. Karlv llllliressiiilia aru t. eniliiring and ran make useful hul.it s aa Well Its evil lilies a sort nf aeiin,! n,,,, In order to forestall the chief danger of In door life the child should lw taught early to seek fresh air. and be shmilil k he dis s so. One of the lirst out of door lessons for both sexes omht tn la that .J swiiuming, Inasmuch as It not only pro moles btslily vigor, but Imparts confidence jn rnnps in some nour or peril. If living near the water, let the rhihl leil ItA tllllfrl.l to get ill him out of a capsized bout, so unit uiey may Know what to do in an r T Teach them the imtnre of their own bcslies, the functions of the dif ferent organs and the effect of evil habits iu uisiurniuu these ruuet ons. M,.LU il...,.. temptation pnsif by Inspiring tliemwith mi iiiiuorrence or iiriiiikemu.. ,n.,i ...... slavery of cverv kind. Inst totliecoiisiiiuent iarls of ardent spirits nun in i ue uciiuiy cigarette, ami point to tne iiiuiiuiii examples mi nrouml them of men who have succumbed to both. "A friend of mine used tn tuta hi lini. sons tu the saloons and tlm to tlit nulife tourtH In IlP'll'P in nliitu- l.a ' w w ana (lilTcrenti! between ciiiiho und effect, and though he was s generous liver mid main tained the old fashioned t.iih-1 Utlinl til liiat dining riMim, thuse laiys are today among mc iikisv leuiperaiv ami exemplary men in New York. Krctlf riek tin, t:r..n. . .ni his abhorrence of tobacco to the choking fumes of the Wusterhiiuser clubrooin, where the Ikkiii comiuiiiiims nf Ida ,.,.,t used to indulge from S until la at night. m is nut necessary to aiiHocnte.a child with nicotine fumes hut il. iti, ,1,. .... i . . ' ---., nni in to take him once in a while to a smoker's uen. wnere l: can inhale the pestilential air. A lit of nausea will Hi,.r..,.fi... thepluee alsmt ns puliitalilu to him aa a dose of castor oil. "As VOU IIIIIV infer tn-imu i,l....l..l , . . - , - ' i-...r.. nijlliui training bi'gun early Is my panacea for ..ui me ins oi Humanity. Kneourage nature. Hoys are Innately hardy. They have an unuffectisl I and weather, and take delight in braving the extremes of temneratiira Tl,,,. i.n dreu ran lie made weather proof to an al- iiiiisi uiinmiieii uegrec, and weatherproof people are almost alwnva uirl (iiris wlio have leurtusl tn lirava thu .I.,,.. ... ...v uuu- gcrs of northwest prairie storms can laugh at a .March draft. Therefore, 1 say, let the clilld rough It, hurefisitcd and bareheaded. Let him run the gantlet of skinned el bows and bruised heels while climbing trees or Inking a short cut over the fences, and an occasional rough and tumble fight will perhaps make him iimlerHtiiiwl il, ... son for preservliux tlie iieure. ltilnaari and maintain the haliitof exercise through ue, nun ojiug a natural death will no longer be one of the lost arts. "A man should lie lihrsieall .l..,.i.,.,.i "'in ut miring uie rush of life's work, for he will burn the eillllllu Bl linlli ends if he tasks himsidf with vigorous inijsuai exercise While otieying the de mauds of his ousiucss or nriifiiuuiini U.i. ht iihyslcal Iraiuing is nothlug more than the proper pursuit of bodily health. It iiiiij nv tirriuune nv Miinintiima in .....k at high pressure, but if all men aud wo men usia consistent and healthy exercise there would be little imeil f.,r ..ii....i men, and we could 'throw physio to the nous. 0111 water, sleep, giving tired nature time to exercise her lug Miwer, and plain, nutritious food; i new, in niiiiiuou to tne physical culture of which 1 have sunken mtiutitina . i... fallible rweipt for perfect health. It ii oisi. n giKi ruie to get up rrom a meal with a gissl apiietite. Overload the wagon ind the wheels will creak." OtutisjX-GoKUOM. A LU.XCII IX PAKIS. M,",3. CHESTER'S REMARKABLE EX PERIENCE WHILE ABROAD. Iluusehold Health. Bright, cheery bedrooms, clean bath rooms and airy, well lighted kitchens mean a large measure of household health, and do more than most people realise In r-iuiiioiiuK mutual anu spiritual aa well aa bodily growth and strength. Incityhousea Uie bathroom Is one of the most Important points to be guarded It is absolutely im possible to keep the air cf a dark, nnven lilaled bathroom pure and sweet, and such a room which can receive fresh air only through the halls of the house la an out rage against all laws of healtn and de cency. The first requisite of a hathnw-m and o. accompanying water closet ia absolute iii-auiiucsa, tnu one should look long and carefully before selecting a residence where tne room has no outMil rin.u t j . . . u tua uglier is in nis own bouse or la a penna oent tenant he will II ml that haJL ...n. embellish use with the grace of art and ao make the room what every necessary room In a bouse should ha an illituil.. I, appointed p!ace.-Murtha Howe Oavidaoa In Chicago New. the Keeugnlsed aa Old friend, She Thought, Among the Crowd oa Oae si Ihe faahluaable Tburvughfares af Ihe Cay Cltjr and Lunrhed with Ulna. 'Interesting ail vent urea have not been numerous in mv existence." Mrs. Chester remarki'd from tbe comer of tba sofa, nlai'lnir u Isrue. soft cushion behind her and cros-ing her feet comfortably; "but I can tell tnu one tbat innru-ned nulr last summer and which I think Is somewhat out of the ordinary run. We were In Paris at the time. One morning I went alone to my bankers In the Hue and drew some money for my sister. As I came out I rafvurnlKnl Mr r'alrnian whn tvaa naiuilnir I bowed, and be ImtiiMliatelr fnlmsl ma asking If I would allow him to accompany me to my destination, whatever that might ba. I bail known Arthur Kairman slightly fnr a nilliilu-r nf raam anil nrnttutil rmilil never have become better acquainted with him hail ua nut niMt In a tnMlun luml There seems to be a fraternal feeling be tween Americans abroad that In mane cases would not exist at Home. "At any rate, I gave him the desired permission, and we strolled along, enjoy ing tbe life and gaiety ao peculiar to tba Paria hnulevanla. At tha M ll limn ll where I hail expected him to leave me, he remarked that ha woo hi ha iliul tn aralt while 1 tried on several hats. Must I con fess that I waa pluming myself upon havlmr made soinethim nf a riinniiaat nf a formerly Indifferent acqiialntancef Hit naLii-iii'H waa aiiL-eni- nip iiipmmi nin. tera nf an hnnr ha tr rui f ... 1 m. l , t. . ....... amiable manner, and asked me to lunch with him at the Cafe Cambon. Charming manl I reflected a mnmant than aivantail aa I knew returning home would mean a solitary meal at the best a hurried, tin aatisfylng repast. "As it was, 1 had an extremely pleaaaut time. We secured a table In one of the windows, and Mr. Kulrtnan alnmst Imma. dintely Inquired If I bad ever been to Rus sia, I think this was our principal topic of rnnveraat.inn I was anrtirituwl tr. H,l him such a traveled, cultivated man and so Interesting a talker Tha limeh waa excellent, also the company, and when he bade me adieu at the hotel I am sure It was with sincere regret on both sides, par ticularly as he waa about leaving Paris for liondon, and our renewed acquaintance would have to be suspended until we met In New York. "My sister returned from a shopping ex pedition later In the afternoon, and I gave her a graphic account of bow I spent the morning, concluding, 'And here Is the money you wanted,' my bund gliding Into mv Pocket. It waa emntvl Mv hmmi. l.u.l disappeared without a tear lu the material to mark Its exit. I hail not taken it out after leavimr the bankers: nf that I al most certain; therefore my pocket must have been picked en route. I remembered a crowd of people in the Rue Daunou, which Jammed the narrow sidewalks, but Mr. Fairman had been behind me the en tire way. Could be help me, I wondered My sister advised me to write to him at once. "Perhaps we could stop him before be left the city. I looked ut the clnek: It was striking 4. 'Ho leaves ut 6,' I mur mured hopefully. 'I will send for him lin- medlatelv.' Then. Ii'llialiiliaritifr Tin 1 don't know bis address. Is it not provok ing!" i went over to the window and gazed ahsentlv out. I hail hnm ii.Unn poasers by for some time, feeling deeply do- iieaeu, wueu suddenly i caught sight of Mr. Kalrmsu hiirrvinir alnmr on tha nn.,.k site side. What luck! Without a nnl of explanation to mv sister. I ran tn i, door, down the staircase and Into tha street. "In a few seconds I hail OVert tilfnn him and, while trying to regain my breath, managed to tell him of my loss. He was most sympathetic and milrh iltutts.iiB.,.4 over the occurrence. "'I am mortifleil nt i,nt h.,.( i.. able to take better cr re of you,' be kept re peating apologetically; 'you cannot Im agine how badlv I feel. II go to the police station and report the theft on my way to the depot, so that your uirenm win oe well looked nftur n I am gone.' "He walked with me back to the hotel entrance, and I trave him a .i.. ecnpuon oi my pocketbook and its cou tenta, after which he excused himself, as he said he must return to his apartment before going to the train. In spite of his kindly Interest, ns is usual in such cases, the money was never heard of again. "A few days ago," Mrs. Chester con tinned, drawing a long breath and sitting mora erect. "I met Mr. Fal avenue and stopped to sHak to him. 'How have you been since I saw you last summer in Paris!" I exclaimed cordially -..uu ui; umm rui hit mechanically, I thought, und seemed snmen-hut n,,.,i...i ,T : . . " " e"'i"- uo you know.' I went On. 'wa naves fii..,,4 - - T VI IUIIIIU any trace of that money that was stolen?' And 1 added, laughing, 'We almost ac cused you of petty larceny.' "Mr. Falrmnn's face wore an extraordi nary exorcssicn. 'Parla p.,i i. he stammered, looking blankly at mo; 'but my dear Mrs. Chester, I have not been' abroad for three years!' "For a moment there was a dead silence, each enzimr at th mh.. u -. . . .. nut ueeii abroad?' 1 gasped unbelievingly. 'But I saw you; I lunched with you.' "1 can Drove an alilil u-l,nn.-. please,' Mr. Fairman replied seriously. '1 spent August and September with my ai fnss.!- In V . I va voiiid tu ewHri. "Then t ho truth ftj.M.ifwl small differences I had not noticed before became onlv too rlear nnn m, duplicate had traded on his mistaken Iden- "'ii sim unu cninuy lunchcil me and rifled my Docket to nat (nr tlia tt-. n i. waa a good lunch, but it cost me 1 OU) (?n?;"M' a McVick' In "arper'a ii trvav i j. TO GET 1925 FOB HIS HAIR. the ktrsnte Way la Which Antrim Wor- rilluw iierauia uaiu. Media bos been treated to a novel eutor lain men t In the court bouse, and it at- trarted large audiem-es. Antrim Worrll- Inur waa ilriviln aliinir a mililln mail In Iivnr Chli heater some time ago, and came upon a scene mat is senium witnessed out tide of haln and her old coloulra. It was -...Ha l. iii. i i.i. li a. a unu ugnt. nil its-Ken norus ana loam In! nwiiitha tu-n ienttenmn mm arara an. u.iful In a ilnul In l,a Ll,,,,'. I, I, r"a - - ."a - thedulectationof a Issvyof feminine Jer- (I'ys, wno were enjoying the sport In a field rear by. His horse fearing bulls, aa all his kind do. mIIiI ailluwiae to the filHheat ailmluniMa tila'A anil enilenvnreil t r,u l,tr I tiu. 1 - , i,4oim of conseiiieiii'-s and of tbe restraint of his master. All would have been well but for a solitary tree that sent Its brunches over hanging the mud, and it waa these that tore tue top on oi tun i ".-aroorn, oroke tha truces and shot Mr. Worrillow out into tha mail. lie wus picked up insensible, and suffered for weeks before being able to get about again. Mr. Worrillow brought suit against th road auervisors for. a.1,0U0 damagea for negligence In permitting the highway to lai fllaitrtietail l,v tha tnm .anil .In.lira !'.. ton wrestled with this for two full days, uncertain whether tbe blame rested on the bulls, the Mad, the tree or the horse, but wun inclination toward tbe bulls. Worrillow produced many witnesses aa to the fiiita. and fir. Kiel I ten mm nf I'll It,,. dulpbla, as to the cause of bis baldness, for Ll. !...! I... 1 1 1 f..n . nt, , uia uuir ii.'iu uu lauen out, llieuocior called bla disease alloput'la areata, which he told the court meant baldness in patches, caused by the shock. Tbe defense had ulso au array of wit nesses, and among these Dr. D. I-annoy, of Chester, who differed with Stellwagcn, aa doctors invariably do. He said Mr. Wor rillow's disease was not as stated on the other side, so be thought, but it waa para sitical and could be cured, the shock hav ing nothing to do with it. The Judge hardly knew what to do, and especially did he know nothing at all about medical matters. As be was brought up on a farm he did knnw all almnt Imll. ami there were many of these in bis charge. Ha told tbe jury they were twelve sensible men and could settle the question by tbe facta, although these were somewhat mixed. If tbe bulls smashed the uinon anil tha tree did not touch It. then th hnlla clearly liable; but if the tree wus the aole cause of the ixcideut und the bulls did not ruuaguliist it, then the tree should bear the blame; but if the bulls scared the horse iuto thu tree and all together contributed to tbe general w reck, it wus for the Jury to divide the conspirators aud lay the duin uges accordingly. As the bulls bud no money and, could not be assessed, the tree houlil only be charged with its share, aud this would fall ou the supervisors to pay, tuerciore no excessive amount should be awarded. The jury retired fur half an hour and gate iir. vtorriuow tira. lor. PMladei ..I , . nt: punt i lines. Illlanla.1 Mllitnrv Ill.i-li.lina. It Is a curious fact in connection with tbe KuhhIuii army that while it hud often met ucicai, it wiib never routed; though beaten and driven frnin tlm tluhl It became a panic stricken mob. This cohe rence iiiuicr i.cieat wus due to its splendid discipline aha rigid obedience to orders, which were paramount to ull other consid erations, A Russian force was moving to uv aiiai k oi a posit mil that was Itnpreg uaoie. .-t superior oiiiccr asked the com maimer where be waa going. "To attack the position in front," he answered. "But It is folly-madness." "I know it, but I uue my orders.- -tin, you have orders move on. men The n n-er im v n M This incident takes a good deal of what no uiwnys nccii regarded as exaggeration oui oi in story that Is told of a Russian iirmv aurircou on his iipi.im;, .,,,,i On entering award the oiliier in charge gives i ue command, "Attention!" when each inmate at once takes the position of a soliiicr. "Tongues out!" is the nevt otilae iiiiioweu oy tne instant projection of that memoer. j ue surgeon, accompanied by an niu'iiuiiiiL, i iicii proceeds along the line, examining each tonirue mm ioW-,ii,. tiotis as to treatment. When tha In. is over and the mcilical ollicer takes his de parture the command "Tongues in!" re leases me line iroin its unpleasant and ludicrous position, and "In place rest!" al lows the men to resume their cols. And yet military writers admit, rhur tlia oKU,.. - , , - wiaw ouiuici who thinks always gets away with the iiuuiau iiiucuiiie in name Cincinnati t-uiiiuierciai. TIE TO TUFJOMK 6HE IS THE LOVELIEST 0 AND MAKES THE BEST Wlf A (hole. Gem I. the Mai,,. L . 4,1.. . . n . . S . . or True Womanhood gn hought After by the Mn. The home Is tba paradise of lit. hiundana sphere, in l,.s ' freme In molding character aart S " lion. The bend ami r.... . . . 04 (Ui. an. It is ler Iwwcr. of which .u!.U ' a paradise or a bell fr t, lumr0 in exemplury homek keeper, for that la of secondarT i nut), a young woman must In iL lMl educate.1 Into It. She niu.t knu. .'t line work, the manugenieut of h " affairs aud bow to mlnist, h, h hiiml tn tha mmlnH . 1. . IrJ tier to do this she must fx,,1", " fit 'certau. ct. iacUu ha ordt Curious Habits of I'roas. Frogs are fond of birds, which they catch frequently. I sometimes give them a apuiruwortwo. ineyawuiiowthein down feat nets and all. Shortly afterward you will see tbe feathers . - ."..nijj Ullli Ul their mouths just as if some ing thing " PllIt'KluK tbe feathers Off. Olie Of I11V frmrs lmnnnn. Ill . .1...- a ... uur mucr day. Ho hud swallowed somethiiig that uu, ures wun mm. hat do you suppose the old fellow did? Why be just aat down on his haunches and turned hia atomuch inside out and washed it in the water und in a moment afterward re turned the organ to iu proper position. He always uses his hind legs to remove the stomach wheu it is (lilirilufrtll Curna.il my frogs, you will observe, have lost an arm or a leg. That was the condition iu which I caught them. I have no doubt the members were lost in some terriflo buttle ne.u iu tueir native ponds. They live to a good old use. I have nnn hi .',:..u i ,n years of age. I raised him from a little wu,iuie. interview lu .New York World Young Green Turtles. The Tortmma lulun.i. . . : iavonos Daunt for ureen tnptUu iuii..... - - --- i ciiiwu auu muer oig mrds rrequeiit the breeding grounds and snan un t ha ... they make for the water. 1 dare aay you know that the green flesh attached to tbe tipper shell Is called "ralinaMh .1.11. .1.- - - 1 " line tug yellow flesh attached to tha .i.n t. 1.II...1 ....... .. "-.-v. aucii is inneu canpea." r rom the eggs an oil ia obtained, but what Is called turtle oil soap (at jiaaatliae ...I.. 3 t Mm. . ... . 1 a ,v ,ru,n ow fat. Interview iu w ashington Star. If you would are a woman or a child graceful, beautiful and charming yon moat find one that la loved. The child that dreads to ba corrected nr rrlt.r-ui ... . . . . a .v. every word or movement aarar has a manner or elegaac or an T-rraiBlua af 1 charts. j Tuiuultnous Happiness. "Mrs. Chinner smma tn 1, . ua.v ti , ri 1 pleasant time of it." " Pleasant time? Whtr th.t . . ... . " ". t uiuau a no ia uue complete round of enjoyment." It IS, It is that. Sha hl.m,- 1 aocietiea." Exchange. A Good Ktaaia "I wiah you wouldn't look ao lovingly at that Imh" m 1. I . J .. -"nniaru young Uolley to 1 .7 . . ' "iJeLteo me cunosiUea in the sideshow." "Why not?" asked Amy. "Because I don't like Vital tr. Brake,'. a. aweetnesa on the desert heir'Judire. A Study Lamp, Guest What sort of a lamp la that? Host A study lamp. Uuest Ah! CaJlrl th.. i , . . , , - uaw is at tor the atudy, I presume. Uoat-.No, Called that because it taken a great deal of atudy to run Ik-New York Weakly. 1 A Voumr Natiiruli.i A dozen men were st.m,linr .1.. , . -.... niuiuiu tue defunct carcass of a snake on Water street, speculating us to what variety it belonged til (ltiaB.ii.1 I, ..- 1 . -iv , as B uouse snake, another conteuded that it was a ruttlcr, and others suggested that it wusa black suuke, agarter snake or a water snake. Finally n bure- . )1.UHI. pantaloon leg rolled up to the knee and the other to the aukle joint, stepped up, and Inserting a stick uuder Mini ' ralseu " "P Bd said; I ll tell you what kind of a suuke that chorus"1 kiU(' 0BkeJ 8eVerul men ,u "A dead auake,"8aid the urchin, aa be -v mm tue umu and darted awav. Punxsutuwney Spirit. Will Cun.l,t uf Twenty-four Hours. Sun (to M i-iui.. 1 .... , """"I i-u ua, uearl hat's the news ou earth? Shower 7 itat I", JAL"'' tlhm while I ..in, tuP uiacmue.-est Shore. No Argument Necesaary. -uuivssiug iue jury. Lawver fh nt ' "'""luii my case. i'utk. home, aud not be ever restleas su,l to leave It and go out Into tbe unr.' B1 precluM- vt iicd a young woman shows an i? tion to remain nt borne ruther than Into the world which sha 1. 10 she should receive the praises ratbT.! the condemnation of fricmla and tlTr VVhera stern tw.x.li. . . relUta - ""i .uiiiueis her o, port herself, she would be less than woman if she fulled t ,i . philosophy of human happiness U to tbe best of whatever position wearTni In. Many yourtg women go out in,?? world to work simply because the, Jt" proucbed by friends for uotdoinean t the derisive appellation of "hoDj.5?" commonly tiseiL Considered in it. IJ! light, it is a glorious one for youne to aspire to. The true home girl ! iu the kinudotu of Wnmanl,.....l 1 Jewel that young men strive for,! ' renilv to settle down In lit- TUg I1UMK tilKL. Every well reirnlateil l,n,,...i.,. half adoiten or so In the fumily. need'aoTi help than thut which Hn nti.u...L. 1 er can give, and it la just as well toTl one of I ho daughters ut home to t, Jl such assistance as la outside help. It would be far better forti! I'nlillir a-nmiin ami t l.A 1. aua 1 ...... iue uuilir aa K-e - must becourcssed that many are a,enb heliiins mother keen tl,a i, ....... , r Mutine m oru and not a few daughters are so abiftteas 10 i in i to care lor t neir own rooms. The home girl, though she may not koo. It, Is fullllling a grander aud nobler mi. siou by ber devotion to borne than idoi,. or ber girl fricuds out iu the world. Shi has planted herself In woman', ustum sphere, doing woman's truest lalwr endearing herself to those aroinnj tk, hearthstone wich she graces. ler Luj ding charms are blooming into the cboij est (lowers thm sliniihl vmna i . und will make her life a bnlo. a tumihiu for those whom fate destines to be i her. The borne girl baa coufldeuce 'a tud knows the value of a mother, who i( tt, ideulitv that knenu nnro l,i n.i,..i - , ..v. tuiuu, upin tiotis and desires. To her she goes rot syniputhy and counsel, and if she u ol fended by relative, frieud or lover aiuita knows all. She values her lady frieudi highly, but she does not put the cooUileoo) in tlicm she does In her mother H mother wus a once and experieoca! all the phases of girlhood, and bus bad t he experience and nossesitea t ha r,.... , of love to advise the daughter rightly young mun oi a uruiinnt turn of mind waa paying attention to s vnnnu i,ir... eral years ago, wheu the fates, u U termed It, parted them He went we and remained two jcurs. CorrespondeDts was about his only tliversioi., and it , ueedleaa to say his sweetheart wus bit worst victim. L'pon bis return he touched upon their correspondence, and remarked "I suppose Vou anil vnnr I.miIv fpiin,i. l.j some laughable times over my tiresome and foolish letters," to which she replied.. "No, Will. I rend them to no oue but mot her." tUK 13 SOI.OHT AFTKK. To blm this waa an unonmlv mn mn,h that he thought tbe mother kuew bit fllUlta tOO well to surrender her Hanrrln.. to him, and be never could muster up tbi .courage to ask her to make the Hcrifii. If he had onlv known she read her Iritm to mother. She was a home girl. Ihe home is the proper place for tbe de velopment of those virtue In wnm.n which poets have nina- and written nf for agea, and any young womun who is so situ Bted iu .life that sha ran remain hi hnm should consider herself fortunate, sod p preciute that home In the highest poswbli maimer. Her frienda n-lin ara mil In tha world may be brighter and more brllliaut for it. but it is at the saoriHi of a mors ennobling virtue. They may receivsmon attention aud be In greater demand iuodh gentlemen, but the sensible fellow wlio turns his mind to matrimony seldom pre fers them to the home girl. As a COmnanv fnr an vAiiino at tha opera or a party any young lady of a vlr clous turn of mind will serve the DurDOM. and this Is why some young men are ) variegated lu their attentions Hut wbe tllCV lieLHll to IimL mum ,hu aummt. .iilanl such association the liome girl has decid eiHy the advantage. She is a woman la the truest sense of the word, and bus de veloped into mieh hv I mr ilnvnf inn In hnniS. and when she is sought and won tbe win ner has a trnnhv thut ho nnil thatrnrlil aril! prize lu after life. The home girl is s choice gem in the matrimonial mark and is growing choicer in spite of tbe de rision of a nriii-tii-iil n-nrlH Miir alia be come more numerous! Chicago liersia llurse Tall protector. A recent patent enables a horse's till to be kept at all times as t rim and neat as tine ludy's coiffure. This patent is enti tled the horso tail protector, and cousisu of a short bar with two heads or button! ou the ends, to which is attached a rubber cord baeimr lit .,,,..1. ..1. ,.-!.. .,u-bt -3 - ,,H U VIIU V1IW.1IV . "V - correspondiug with the buttons. Tie io tu uuow oi tbe horse's tail being twwru round into a l-m.t i. i n-,,,1.. i,ui,i liv H-.wv, 111. 1, ,a I1IIIIIJ MV.w tlie Urotector. 'I'hid it.tt n,ilv Itihiim tbil tail clean, lint, uui-m . I....u,.uu anwiiint of combing and brushing, which U so de structive to the hair. New Vork CoIutue cial Advertiser. As Much as He Could Espect. farmer Rake (indignantly-Say Bill can t you do auytbi,,- , daybVain' met hammock? Vouna Haka ihn.. .. . . . Ui IU aTUCK. t a' E" ThM 8,eP. He Never mim n,. :.v . cial eye. .t an arufl- bhe Whyf lie IWanaa Kuipenir AVIllUiu'i .Mfi.Uk. The emiMTi.r iu inf c..t,,i- und hii I'-a w l i VUM Diiiunti, cigars are mauufactured expressly fur biia Not long ago, sittiug of an eveuing in od Of the Htilirf, ,,... ..f i.t !.... 1, iniul- . UI uiB 1IUIM.C, l.t vertently reached out aud struck a match on a splendid oil painting that stiKxl ou sa easel hard bv. Th ISllSS a wet hen. "Yuur nmimitv " aiiiil she. "if you were uot the emperor and my husband I should chastise you." And she would have done it, too, for be it known that Augusta la a husky dame aud one of ex ceeding lusty temjier. Kugeue Field U Chicago News. blnowlnf- Hnm. Recently our maid drove tbe family horse out, and stopped to get the animal a imilful of wuter. Iu carrying the pail full of water toward the horse the horse suddenly turned, frightening the girl and causing her to drop the paiL Tbe horse at once stepped upon the sidewalk, took tbs bucket by tbe bail in his month, carried it toward tha ail IM ttf fHaa i.i oar a ! L' mil IB down and drank tbe contents. Cor. buryport Herald. He Disappointed Them. An Indiana minitAr t..A nn nf hia dea cons that be would church him if be aor- OifHll a Dim. '.t 1 u V I, T-L . .1 . n ..III r -- " mucubii. I ue umw - - out and umpired, but be was notcburcbal Both clubs fell upon him and hammered away until nothing r ift m hold a thai over.-Detroit Kree presa.