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1 . ' - - iT i - " i More Emphatic than Ever. some Housekeepers who have been induced to try i new brand of baking powder in place of the Royal, "just for a change," become more emphatic than ever in their praise of the Royal. The mail frequently brings over a thousand let ters a day commending the great qualities of the Royal Baking Powder from patrons in every part of the world, many of whom have used it for over a quarter of a century without a single failure. It never loses strength. The last teaspoonful in a can is as good as the first The wolf ml the bear, nay. Rur.iaii prim rb, ie titj healthy, yet tln-y never h. RCrTCKI AND PILES CCKED. We positively oars rupture, pile snd til rec tal diseases without palu or detention from bud nets, No cure, no pT- Aleo nil PHmte dia. caMW. Address lor pamphlet Dm. Forterneld A loej, Us Market street, ban Frauclaco. dime people set omethlnir lor nothing, and the rest net nothing lor something. Coco lis. "Brovm't Bronchial Trneh" aro a sure remedy fur coughs and sore throat. 25 cents a box. The lay lannre i, as well as the flannel shirt, ihriub liom washing. s How to Come to a Stop. When we least expect them, accidents will befall us, a veri fication of the old adage that the unexpected always hap pens. The fol lowing recites how an active business man was suddenly brought down. THE TRAIN STOPS. Cincin., O.-" Recently while In the act of slighting from my ear. I stepped upon a stone, which, turning suddenly under my foot,""" me to the ground, with a severely sprained ankle. THE MAN ACER STOPS. Suffering eiceedingly, I wa helped Into my car and my man rubbed me most gly with srnici and kindred remedies, but to no avail. A POINT TO STOP AT. Reaching a station where Jacobs Oil I could be procured, two oouie. y " YW J 1 nfc Were DOUgUlt mu IUC ,.,. tion of it resulted at once in a; relief from pain, which had well nigh become unbearable. I was out and about my work In three days." W W PKAKUI1V. V' Prest. & Genl. Man. O. Jc M. "S?flTVr r.r. -(JUJ: The Pain Stops. T "German Henry Labourbere'a I'ulitical Ktnerlenre. It wiw in 1M! 1 that Mr. LilKiueliero rvtinil from the dipKmintic service arid Tivoinptly turtu-d his uttcntion to polities. Dy nn odd eouiriilt'iii'e this extivino Radiwd entered tho house of commons tut n member for the royal borough of Windsor. Within a Bhort time he was unseisted for alleged briliory irul comiptiou on the part of his eleetiou agents. That was in ISO!!. In the following year came the general eltvtion, uiul though all over the country Lilierals were re turned in Bwumis, Middlesex left Mr. LalHiuehere out in the cold. Up to this period ho had not tie- cured wide recognition out.ido of parliament. Tho leading Liberal newspaper of England, The Daily News, was uot a paying property. Labouchere was a large stockholder ill it. For a time ho devoted his en ergies to daily journalism, and the breaking out of the Franco German war gavo him his great opixirtunity. It was through his uilluenee that Archibald Forlies was ut oueosent as war coiTesixiiitlcnt. Labby himself chose a different field of action. Fore seeing the siege of Paris, ho voltin tarily went over to Paris and took up his pen to give the outside world his famous "Diary of a Besiepxl Resi dent." These letters, as published in The Daily News, securely established Laltouchere's reputation as a clever journalist. They were sulisequently gathered into n volume, but it has lrnen lonir out of pnuL Jor. JNew York World. CARELES3 USE OF PAPER. lorn. Bemarkt nn fubllo frit That Are Ap.illeaula to Moy Flaree. ratvr is an ai tide of universal use, of a li'ihf.usj aerial almost to the point of volatility, and so cheap that live ul it is generally throwa p.wuy. In the carehta hands of a slovenly people it can become the must disfiguring and offensive feature of a city's streets and parks. In everj' street of New York there ivooriass huudreda or thotiKuiuLs who daily make imior contributions to the city's unsightliness and filth. PajxT falls upon tho streets from all quarters, from the doors of houses, private and commercial, and from the hands of thousands of wayfurers who have finished reading their let ters, newsimtHTS or handbills, or have taken the wrapping off their parcels. Look up any street in tho city, and if it doesn't carry imjier marks that should disgrace any prop er and self respecting community, it is promibly because of tho momen tary immunity following tlie sweep ers. No district anywhere, no block even, is tree irom tins iorm 01 ruu bish. In the parks it is fearful. Men please themselves with an noun reading in the beautiful places so elaborately devised and so lnbon ously and exiiensivcly kept, ana, m hoggish indifference to tho public's enioyment of tho imi k s pertection, toss their paier aside to i scatwmt by the wind in nil tlirwtious. nur sery maids sit with indifference whilo their children litter the walks with pajier bags or torn Ixnik leaves or orange skins. Persons of all sorts of conditions, sizes and sexes carry their lunch there, aud leave their temjiorary surroundings more like a pigsty tlutti part of the fairest and most charming retreat which tho skill of man and tho generosity of a public spirited city can mako. Children are brought to play in tho Central park in organized swnnnsled bv women specially charged with AVENCINO INSULT. Alt to y I T.:i or !: 1 t'lO if tnv life nrrnl rrrir'i ffrwllr f an t'ugellaat lawyer. twelve years ago I wit t:!t st dramatic situation m a Philadelphia court- t t r .1 I..- oo'.n. i.iT.iy w. i.r.-uu 01 hip Junker City. "It recurred during lie trial of an iiniort:int suit involv ng certain f ranch ise rights of the Vnnsylvaii'a rutin in Philadel- (liiu. U.'nj::iiiiii lirewter, alter- tv;nI attorn.'.y general 01 tne 1 uiuhi Mates, was then the cliief counsel or the Pennsylvania couiiuiny. Invw- y 1 1 ..... Her, you Know, was n irignuimy tnrlv man on uccoiiiit of a ternlile distiguration f his face from burns. but intellectually he was a giant ami in deportment n Chesterfield. "So great was the admiration for the man's powerful mental parts that one soon torgot nis ugliness. 110 was extremely sensitive of his facial misfortune, but never referred to it himself, nor did any of his thousands of friends ever ask hint the cause. "The trial to which I refer was a bitterly contested affair, and Brew ster at every jKiint got so much tho In-st of tho opposing counsel that by tho time urgument commenced his leading adversary was in a whito heat. In denouncing the militxul company this lawyer, with his voico tremulous with anger, ejjrlaimed: 'This gntsping corporation was dark, devious and scarified in its methods as is tho face of its chief attorney and henchman, Benjamin Brewster I' This violent outburst of rago and cruel invective was followed by a breathless stillness in tho crowded courtroom that was painful. Hun dreds of prying eyes were riveted on tho ixxir, scarred faeo of Urewster, exjiecting to see him spring from his chair and catch his heartless ad versary by the throat. Never Ikv foro had any one referred to Mr. Brewster's misfortune in such a way. or even m any terms, in ms pres ence. Instead of springing at tho man and killing him like a dog, as tho audience thought was his do- WAT rARADltt. U't u h"pe that !h' poopewl-o liaMtuully .lltr il Ibcir lf lb Kill t a. b that di-liab.t pl!T. and avoid l!ie lo ullty ahlih It If - d ilr.uie a. all lrrnl midi nre 01 annul t of lh" hel and 1 ion mil 11 k- itiirrally. Sill while e lair lu lbl vale of lea-a. ahy hotild we vo 1111 urli i dure ih lurtuwa ol m i bn a tir'milU- liw of llia'illn a M..u. h ltt-ra will rid ii. ol Ihe atnK'iuu. inl..l. which- uii leu h).i-l are vvrv much al fault - I li't ' notlrn tn iitui of our eii.iriiev. He rtbiirn, bliloumn... iinntlll.n almoni alwa. aiinni pany nn.t'oinplaliit, ami arc nioionuUc i( It. 1 hrw aft- all rilnml':e 1 by the H.llcm. w hi. u al iiiiiqiirra is.mi. rif') nolaila. rliriim.iuui. ue vol ami di-Viliiy. Miu-e the ap.'araiir 0 " la arli'pe" ll h bo 11 a licuUr nili'iy 1 vet tb l..rinl.lb.i-i.'Miilniiil Hint bus lairlcd oil ' D:aii ol our brlnbio; aud tx.l. It I. n't the man who I '" m.t who llndt II theeail tt lor.iM) Hie hid. UlS-iKIL SAUK, 8tTI or OHIO, ClTT Of TvllIDJ, 1 ' a. f-ucarT. rJ CHtM Tmiliraoa'b th't r Is th mr riiieroi thetlrai ol f J. 1 Htt 4 to .loll.K bntim.1 III the 1 It T of To .tu, eouuty and Bileaf 'tvi ld, and Hut '!'! rrm will pay Ihe umot ONIl Hl'MifKU IHiLLAKS for each and f.i-rr i-aii' ol I 4rHH thai r.nni be tutvd by theuwof IUl.L .t'4iai'ii l'm- , Sworn to b- fore me ami subsi illd In my prei-eiu-e ih .iilb day ol Itwemlier. A. 1 li. 1.11. A. W- O KSo. .Vnl.ne I'aOliC Halt's Catarrh Cur I. taken Internal y. and ai'i illn-i lly ou the bli.nl ami luui'oii. surface, of the ay.triu. semi lor iwumoulal.. Ireo. K.J I'll KM. V A CO., Toledo, O. ff S, Id by I'niKsir.; ifina. The well-known tlniiiu'ii'r, write: ".'Ol Kimi Avkxri, I Nw Yok Citv, Ihietiilier M, 10.1 " Fur the litat twenty years I luive bi'i'ti using Al.K'oi n't 1'ofc'i 1'i.aiithui. They have repeatedly cured me of rhottiiiutic pain and pain in my aide l Whenever I luive eolil, ona on my v lien t 11 nd one on 111 v Imok apevlily ri'lieve nie. " Mv fitniily r never without them. ' ltt iwKl.1. 8.n." "Till, sahanl hln In 't over." muttenHl the razor Ihe bane. wa. uliii 011 ilike de Vounn's ihti'S. Had ta.te in the mouth or nn unpleasant breath, when nwiiltiiiK from catarrh, are overcome, and the nawil pasnaitea w liioh liave len cloned for yeara are made fn by the uae or Klv' t'renm Halm. 1 sull'erwl from catarrh lor twelve yeai.eiorieiidiiK the naiiaeatltiK dnippimt in th throat pe culiar to that di.eiie, and none bleed al moat dallv. 1 tried various remedies with out beneiit until lat April, when I saw V.iv'm rream llului advertiaeil. 1 procured a boltle, and since the limt day' use have had no more lilewlinn the sorcnea I en tirely (tone. 1.U. liavitlnoti, with the Ho- ton iioliM, lornicriy wiiu me owwn mif. . Apply Halm into fncit nomrtt. 11 1 quickly abaorlied. llivea relief at onca. Price, fJ cent at dningil' or by mail. Klt Hhothhh. 50 Wiirreu street, New York. One rent paid la worth a doieu In your ant.T ! Tuu Aalhinaf iiu it h.-iiii-.minn. St. Paul. Minn .will mail a trial packago ut HoliiHinan' Asthma i-.,r.. fr to iiiiv aull'ervr. Uive Instant re- ,.- 1'.. . ....... n.i.i nn.... wlii.ru ntlicra ..... 1..., Ioa ( r. . . ue '"""'"' ,- . ineir coihiiici, mm jn-nmj. " "v 8l.rt, Mr. Brewster slowly aresoatlil 1 fail. Name tin paper aim enu auurti.. siKiko something hko this to tno court other times with their education, yet under their theoretical supervision tho clean, fresh lawns oro permitted to assume an aspvt of disorder and untidiness such as would lie tolerated in no decent nursery. The quality of our pavements is rapidly rising to the standard indisieusai)io tor a reaiiy Your honor, in all my career as a lawyer I have never dealt in ht sonalities. nor did I ever licfore feel called upon to explain tho cause of mv tihvsical misfortune but I will a . - do so now. V hen a boy anil my Tit QitKi. for breakfast. rjm Knaraellne Store roll.hi no dust no amell lxautiful and tinelyfuusheil city, but t, GoJ bK m.r 1 was aiiiuvmiiuiuij uicw . .)retty boy-wnen a littio tHiy, ally strewn with paper. wnie ,,iaying around an oiH-n fire There is no labor miuireu to . ... mtlo fater im)t 1h). New York from this offensive and .. Q tMm Bbo ftfU into tho long standing habit of slovenliness . fluln(18 j nwh(Hl to lur m. Only a littio care is needed, but it lwf mt hl0 wart Syrup Justice of the Peace, George Wil kinson, of Lowville, Murray Co., Minn., makes a deposition concern ing a severe cold. Listen to it. "In the Spring of 1888, through ex posure I contracted a very severe cold that settled on my lungs. This was accompanied by excessive night sweats. One bottle of Boschee's German Syrup broke up the cold, night sweats, and all and left me in a good, healthy condition. I can give German Syrup my most earnest commendation." Did you ever see a sickly baby with dimples? oraheal thy one without them? A thin baby is always deli cate. Nobody worries about a plump one. If you can get your baby plump, he is almost sure to be well. If you can get him well, he is almost sure to be plump. The way to do both there is but one way is by care ful living. Sometimes this depends on Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil. We will send you a book on it; free. Scott & BowH,Chii, ipSouth 5th A"". New York. ,g m Best fatcrproif Coat In tho V0RLDt TirtFISU HIlASD SbICh.l 'y.T.u nn. TH- tmmf. and will krrv yu Ar) It- """"'."Ui;,,, tuat. and iw tun Jill, u; .njiiiiuna. i" 1 k.yr.ih..iitirei;". 77,, it. llln-tra- l.uyacnt If H..-.IM1 d' 1M,,o. i-t- 11 1 .1 Llvlns; M utile. Novel pieces of statuary, pictures and casti are constantly being placed in shop windows to attract the atten tion of the passer by. There was re cently opened up town a largo cigar store, which has introduced a new stylo of shop window advertising. It is a group of three figures, appar ently statues, the center one of which is an Egyptian girl dressed in the oriental style, with flowing rolies, standing on a pedestal and holding out a lighted taper for tho smoker to light his cigar. The other two fig ures are colored boy slaves sitting motionless on highly carved chairs, also dressed in the eastern way. The chairs are partly turned toward the street. To a casual observer the three figures aptiearto be statues, hut on close observation the girl is seen to be artificial, whilo the boys' eyes are occasionally seen to roll, thus betraying the fact that they are alive. To watch the people go up to -imlnw nnd try to make out whether the figures are plaster of paris or real human beings is most nmnsinir: but let somebody mention H, word "darky" and those eyes will roll around us quick as a wink. New York Times. Mu.la from ElMtrlrlty. The public is becoming accustomed to the sound of organs whose mech anism is actuated by electricity; but , i.i.vi nf a musical instrument in which the electric current produces t, tones bv no other means than tho conductor itself is startling as well as puzzling. In the experi ments of Von 111, In r: disk of glass or paper rubbed with paraffine, placed between the termin al. f the conductor (small copper wires) from a strong induction ma nM Imvo thrown out with great ;.i;'t tinr balls of fire, which dia- .ZZZa with a faint whistling definite and practical in strument has 1en constructed, con- rhiefly of coils of wire of van- dpn and lengths. On passing through the electric current a dis tinct musical sound of peculiar qual : mir New xork leie- ny w gram. - must 1 general and unflagging. New York Sun. The llor.a In Mythology. The Grecians placed in tho sun the trod of their wisdom and intelligence, and gavo him a chariot and four fiery horses tho chariot tosymuonze doctrine and the Horses intelligences. So with their Kod of the sea; Neu trino was drawn in his sea chariot uy horses the sea to symbolize all scientific knowledge in geueral, tlie to svnibolizo doetrino or science and the bones intelligences. . . ,ifl(,nlu.0 thllt ll0 to leave Us a matter 1 imi They mythologically deacribed the Kty fr B Uow field. -St Louis Icre is tho tc birth of the sciences by the flying Sino,'rat. for, ;?man 1 ,t bone Pegasus, which with his hoofs "lobe-ut mot rat. M(j dl8tiagog tlmt, MERCURIAL Mr.J.GJonemof U,,tol'V u . 1 L tart VADTS SSO 1 .j tl.. Hand riarnJ Custer lielieved in having m,wir. on all possible occa " ,,ni,l have the band out .s o'clock in the morning and the List thing in the evening. Uneoay 1 nnrrators regiment had Juh come into camp General Custer SredtheMndout. Tbemenwere r,.tH,rtel that they had lost the mouthpieces well, saui i"" About ten years W poison. Leading medicine after m without any re. - uns)Uo rial and potash remedies, vnia u RHEUMATISM resnlbutwbichbon attack of eriLrjT After stif- ering four years I gave tip After and commenced .wot entirely taking several bottles, I ennJand 10. for rT,? J! is the Sreaie cn lKa blood poisonin vj the market' pi - J yoUr-R. Ilaeusler. yu may take pickaxes and shovels i , t.,.i .Tiir the roads, lou may fnd the mining mouthpieces while vou are working. """"7"' ' L state that the Land played soon after-Buffalo Couner. u.ur. Aalmala laefail. It is said that a German family livin- out west have in their possf tame fox with a beautaftd fr..- with which the animal has been traini-u i furuitnre every morning. It wdd U a treat mtor m Ume and strength of manyoverworkM pernio if dogs with long tail and cats with ft. ; .i.i. (i.uld be trained to do inn j . ..., iw can similar ''"-"" ,he go near. seriously hurt and fell into the fire mvself. When they took mo out or tho coals mv fitco was us black as that man's heart. "Tlie last sentence was spoken in n voico whoso rngo was that of a lion. It hud anelectrical effect, and theap plauso that KitH-tinl it wus superb, .... 1 . 1L. but in an instant tunica to mo most contemptuous hisses directed at tho lawyer that had so cniolly wronged the great and lovable Brew ster. That lawyer's practieo in Phil adelphia afterward dwindled to such C."m II I I A Both the method ami reatilti vht jrnp of Fig ii taken; it ii pleasant mil refreshing to tlie tasto, and icti jently yet promptly on tne iviiiueys, Liver and Bonels, cleaiwa the iy tem eflbctually, dispell colJs, head ii'liei aud lovers ami curci nauuur, oiintHation ponnanctitly. or alf in 60oand $1 bottles by all druggisU CALIFORNIA HO SrHUP CO. it fHAnasco, cl iOvunui.tr. iokk. .R BETTER MAN. 'Confound mat What do yoa sins Vy trytaf mti thai whrflnarrow mi mf toast" 'Krrp fill out ol th. war th.a." 'Vrllo. I am KlUAII.moal Buttartr Tshfca, h. cvlrhi.trd o.n. author whoat ooctraH . irar. la th. rarrtal laws tf lh (raat IfaHafi Si. Magatml." wall, lame, inowro iaro, ana aiy viooa ai xlt.f th.o your. htua I han aa Dr. rant a K.nip 01 Wild Grapt, tht pM Maoa wilB.r, pirparrd Br th. O. w. a. Maaafaetar a Co.. at Portland. Orrroa, and rar portrait as .ra daily la thi-li Mutual Adviw, so put fat rs In your fx-krl snd purify your Stood sy aa iSymp ol Wild orapa." .It rlnAltamoal Kuttcrly Tahbs (at tks Hu ll drif atora. I t LJll a ynv fiiffrriiul ! J W J rliiwut from nitmlll ki in.iih. A ari irrrBItlr anil tulrauiiril. If Klnai T4i. iiaun Mii"i W nu. 1..1 rlK.iUr; inn irti. nun llr .." "(;;J T-, .. I,... v 1 1 U4IU11 M., nu rnuicuwu, i ai. 1. .... . OOOOOOOOOO Tiitfa Tlnr rill. art aa klwlly on tha Orlilhl, tha oVllrata frniala or liiHnn Q 11 lil mum aa uim.ii Ilia rlsnrou. man. w 0 Tnlt'eThvP s aa a a aa aaa ar ai a O Kirs tone ami slrrns;tlt U tha wtU atnmai'h, txiwuK klilnryaaild htatlilfr OOOOOOOOOO Jn riei Aasay" snd nalyUrl Chsmlsi . D. liul Slj WahtuiUnHt,FnrUaud.Ot PRUNE TREES. n.ii.n tilui.ni1Hnrir: wholraals or ratal 1 to 10 til hlh. I'rli-o aoi'imlliif to alar ..r,.i lvn nurrhaaL'r. W'lte hv tirliw U Titos. J lAVIS,Mauar, IVrtlanii.Or' Niiraury, Smith Hk Tabor, Or. o a.i'iu.oin. burst oiK-n a fountain out of tho hard rock, at tho moment of his rising from earth to heaven, at wineu ioun- tnin were seven virdns who were tho seven sciences. Tho flying horse symbolizes nn ln- Jay llould Drarrlboa a Italil. Here is a siieciinen of stylo taken from Jay Gould s "History of IJeia- waro County." In shaking of tho ontirent troubles in Delaware coun ty. Mr. Gould (then only about twen- . m .1 -ai....l. ' 1 " ' , I IV. iJli. UUUIU IHV 4 telligence directed heaveuwara; tno t of n4) .lescrilies an attack hard rock represents hard matter 01 ' ' fatw mXm i,y a lot of fact or sensual knowledge; tho roun- '. disguised ns Indiana in tain springing therefrom represents , f . ilinCTH,,0. ..jho sav- COPYRIGHT IISI In the place of a woman who'i weak, ailing, and miserable, why not bo a woman who lieaitny, happy, and strong? You can bo. You needn't experiment. The clmngo is made, Bafely and surely, with Dr. Tierce's Favorite Pro scription. t U s a matter tnai rests wuu you. icino tho only ono cculiar weaknessei s guaranteed to help you. It must givo latiHiao tion, in every case, or tho money is promptly returned. Tako it, and !ou'ro a now woman. You can af ord to mako tho trial, for you've nothing to loso. But do you need to bo urged? DROPSY THRATRtl rRKK. PoaltlT It Cnrsil with VsgaiahlaRamadtM Ih.inunilB nfHM Clir CN.. Pro- anumwl hoiwiaM bt bnlphralrians. Ins sntaoat ampttioi. dlaappsarMn Ian itar.allaa.t lao-lhlnU l.rmpuim. ramn.wt Bnd for tnm trnoS tMtlmo. .1.1. ,.f ..irx.ni.. ua riirM. Trn Jar. imtintnl In br wall. If jou nrdar trial, nit lOo. In lanitw ut war ii.ta im 11.11 . ulnuunlatirlalraturstbl. adrsrUatsisol to aa, Drs.COLE&CO iu Third St.. Portland. Or. That! h'miM.ti UMiiitMt 1. .mi.rlur to n,.r. 11 mm falla. All Chronic Nrvi,u. HIinhI, Ha In, I'rlvala mm. U'ullna llla-aiMHl ( linsl. NO niHiiira. Huit .lamp for i.ilr. tl ml iinr. Cure auaraliliwil. t, I'miaiiiiKiiitn fr. Char... ra imiialila. eirolllar. frwi. t'rlvala aildraas Uo III W nw to-day. I'inb jraar In forllanu. II . Th.) You don't want the n a pill it mnnns diHturhance. You want ro- pure truth where the virgin sciences . . BI)nin,, from their hiding guitg. With Dr. Pieroe'i Tlcasant delight to dwell. -Our Animal luce8 auJ w,th demonlike yells pellets, ttmallest, cheapest, easietit to Friends. rushed un and surrounded Mr. Gould, take, vou net the best results, bick nis choiee of Hout.s. who was standing with his little son Headache, Biliousness, Constipation, ... . I , r..i Ilia Itniiim I v l! MM.t nil .Inrnn rmlllont.S . . 1. . I 1 .. . nnmntm tn I III Till. I.TU'll H r ,,, I I 1 1 1 J I. ti LUD UUU1U, I Ml I fTf 1 1 1 1 1 HI III nil V. I.IM'I- ....... the Lancashire and Yorkshire raU- We were that son, and how bright a 0f tho Liver, Stomach and IJoweli wnv Tlie talk all the way had boon picture is still retained uion tho are prevented, relieved, and cured. about foot racing. One young lei- memory 01 uie inguuiu low had crowed so lustily aa to wnat tnoy pn;t;iiu i uk, d..-u.. he could do on the cinder track that that parent with fifteen guns poked J 11 CALIFORNIA IT- III HANCIICO If nn want POWDKR for Mlnini Eailroad Work, Stump 1H sating orTr Planting, tend lor mot uak P. N. n. No. 4I2 -H. F. N. V. No. R?9 lie couiu uu mi mo v-v... ... i i r an old fellow bitting in one comer within a few feet of his hiwl, whilo of the compartment thought he tho cliief stood over him with fierce would tako it out of the youngster. . gesticulations and sword drawn. 'So tha con run a bit, con tha?" he Oh, the agony of my youthful mind ... , as I expected every moment to be- BUHl. .. , , -. . . , ion Aw reckon aw con," waa tne re- uoiu mm jjrunu-aiu uw p flmiimwwmilinmitfjm&pym'yrwrm TlW Aw'II tell Ull WUBl UW uuumi . . 1 I thi. Aw'll race tin for nve peawnus if tha'll gi' mo a yard start 'Done: wheer wul tna runi "Up a ladder 1" came the answer, upon the ground 1" A Smart Yonnf Man. Smart Young Man-Good morning, Mr. Bullion 1 Mr. Bullion (irascible old gent) ,nn,i,nrTni1nnTir, T7m ahl Good morn. Kemarkawe ailllU IUUIO ui u"6""-' l - .!... Biu. . r,,... I xa-as; oiuenuu uwuuuuuuu, w rii.w mTniw tnkes this ox chain to A Scotchman one evening sat look- hol(j j ony, on0 ghould even ing at some mice. An wea struc loojj croH8 at me( dg would tear him. lie aeciuea to set, we uiuo m to pieces yes, inueeu. i m go thieves at spinning yarn, and it was Jng to jmve nim i&l. Too dangor probably a very astonished pair of om you tnow. mice that found themselves a few ,.j bi10Uij gay bo." days later working a small tread- "Ya-ng. must do it in the Interest mill in a cage like those in which of humanity, you know. By the rata and other small animals are way( Mr Bullion, your daughter baa kept, but without tlie slightest idea ,,1 me and I have called to ask that they were paying their board in your.ODHeut." this way. An ordinary mouse can jj0 t itew y0rk Weekly. n.;. f.nP-AT mirni! CURE, tliii wccesi n vtTMPTinN CURE Is sold broW fists on positive fjuatsntee, a test that no othei Cure can stand succefwfulljr. If Tp Jw COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, !' irill cure Tott promptly. II your cnna na. um CROUP ot WHOOPING COUGH, !' luirklf snd relief is sure. K yotl lesr UUiX ,UM PTION, don't wsit until your esse U hops i.va thi.i.ura si once sua mem un .J:.i. t,.in luim bottles, (oe. and tl.00 UCUIi sa.sa a --B,- . 4 1 raa1ata fsnWSPtl t nncket size W. As) HronTist or SHILOH'S CURE. II toui Z, n. Wk lame, use Shiloh'l Pot UIIi' alia, aru.w - ju IMaiten. Price, aje. THE M05T J Popular tf cJONG fwiHt over a hundred tnreaoa on reels every day, although to do this h has to run 10. miles. ruuauei- phia Ledger. A Queer Kiodns. Wife Dear me, it's a rainy Satur day, and I'll have thechildren racing alxjut the house all day and break ing things. ir... l....,,l Win, tura vnil IlKliallV What are you locking that cupboard donfl 0Q mi gaturdays? door fori hy, there s nouiing in iu KC.nerally sent them in to t Second Ditto-That s just wny;ior . with neignbor8' children, QJ if mv landlady knew it I should have .. . . movcd away. J to clear out pretty quick, I can teU , Kew A LoJg-.fa Rosah First Student (to Lis colleague) gha Told the Truth. "Maria Jane, said a fond mother the other morning to her daughter, "did Daniel Jainieson kiss you on the aterja utet nightr No, mamma: be did not 1 the foud iretit bad aaid "lijis" in stead of "sterm," it would batre troubled Man Jane to reply. Exchange. I'afartaaata BrUf.t. "Bridkft ii engaged to the post man," taid Mrs. Branson ; Ilia Oreapatloa. Bunker-How does old bachelor SapsVme make his living f lie never goes anywhere and never ueemato t dninif anvtbinir. Hill-Why, don't you know? He mrriti tlm not- on woman'i drew of NhcgSJS DflY S m Tobacco li a laiory-a quieting, rut- (al friend to mankind. The better the quality the tweeter and milder the smoke. In all these good qualities HAsrirr mo fit standi at the bead of imoking 'but it can't hurt. Bridget trtaKieverywuig Harper liazar. i for The rjunday Kaleidoscojie. Cloak tobaocoi. IteView. Dr Cuttimr. of tho Vennont board of agriculture, once counte! 222,300 hairs to tlie sviuare inch of a piece i dipt! from tho pelt of a full blood J. . Taos Totaeeo Co., ftlrhasood Vtisinla. YOUNQ MENI Tha Specific A No. I. OnrM. wllhniit tall, all rmm nf aioaarr han mill J I , nn inallrr nt li loiisr uaillns. frvvunta .Irli-turo, It bolus an In. l-rnl ri-mnlr- t'iir'l",nr)'Uilin alar hu liiilitl n.ili1 hv all lirimMa. Uanulanllirirai I'll. A.H. ih.iiIiI. MixIIoIm rr lea. S.M. Co., Sail iuav, Cat UDSON Dynamite i POWDER CO NR TR'IXI 'mm SmW at Smith' Catk 8ton for tt yrart, and I krrj) riyht on, btcauM I mdttrt no ItiVt IM 0 OS aw tmm rwrwv v. Baalaaas rtmirti mi (0 moM oteast good fail, and I f ordtrtd pxxU from all point o ! tonpau-vlxxryt go promvtl), mnd oA mid as mao al per emt'' M im't trad tmytnVr tlM, V I ktlp A easterner. IM s send roei ear rrlre list TIU eeat boUiIui to aaa It, and ma bs ol baosdt. pt nl.U CTOOC I Urieat dfl iaVlll rnal al, A f. era lu tamuj suppllaa. 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