I I . THRASHING A SLANDEIlER. I To Make Hot Bread Wholesome. With most persons it is necessary that bread raised with yeast should lose its freshness or become stale before it can be eaten with safety. Distressing results also follow from eating biscuit, cake, pastry, etc., raised by the cheap, inferior baking powders that contain lime, alum, phosphates, or other adulterants. The hot roll and muffin, and the delicious hot griddle cakes, raised by Royal Baking Powder, can be eaten without inconvenience by persons with the most deli cate digestive organs, and arc as wholesome and digestible as warm soup, meat or any other food. ' No leavening agent or baking powder, except the Royal Baking Powder, possesses this great qualification. FACTS FOR AN OBITUARY. ftt Good Ma I LI AfUr Th aad It Detailed to lb Raportara, As disagreeable a duty probably aa any that ever fulls to tbe lot of a re porter ia tbe getting of facta for tbe obituary notice of persons who ere not especially prominent Newspaper men alwaya ahrink from the work and are loath to enter a house of mourning. between tli.-se youths and a beautiful The exigencies of the profession demand maiden who reMdei in Tokio the naval It, however. and strange aa U may seem, cadet came out victorious. Unable to sometimes the men actually have coin- Boa a Japan- Cadat Sallied with aa I nprlnrlplrd lllaai. In the Naval academy at Annapolis Is the son of a wealthy und honored Japan ene, who is taking a ronrie of truiuing preparatory to entering tlie mikado's nay. This cadet hu an enemy, Another Jap, m ho in living in Wahinglon. It is said that in a three cornered flirtation control hiniNelf, the vaimiiUhed rival at last took refuse in that iin-unest of war fare, the telling of tales, lie wrote to liii friru.U injatan tliat theeet was a bad man. il.-wTilwig hU (units, and made the MNir fellow apiear a lu-nrtieaa ogre. Theae tali linallv reached the1 ears of the girl, w ho said nlie diiln't believe tliem. Then she sal down and wrote her cadet lover all idie had heard. In due lime her tear stained missive reached Annapolis, aud since then a month ago the ma ligned Jap lias eaten lieef by the pound and given himself up to swinging Indian clubs, sparring and practicing the broad sword excreiws. A week since he found himself devoid of an ounce of siniertlous flesh and ical experience. This is best illustrated by the narra tion of a recent occurrence In New York. A death notice had been re ceived Uu In the evening, and to the trained eye of the night city editor bore all the earmarks of a "good obituary." These are indicated by the penmanship of the notice, the location of the home of the deceased, the name, the wording and numerous other minor detuils, such as one unfamiliar with newspaper work would scarcely notice. The reporter assigned to the task pro ceeded to the residence given with afecl ing akin to a desire to exchange place with the corpse. In reepouse to the ring of the bell an amith young woman, pre- . CerllOcat of Character. tv, nrlmltW' Kuasians place a certlU I character In the dead person's i. which Is to lie givi n to ou reurr at uU,"" . , tll.llu,l..l.,l.l. I). ptcs or ueavru. .mnirhs. asthma and throat disorders Bronchial Troche,." 2 cents nnt sl rs tell the sm- unt of i In a by llmtt.r. LsllnBtoTsPoush; oust, no smell. V-Oimsa for breakfast. r THE RIVAL MINSTRELS. Hamnn-al-llaarhld loved bla bsrems maldst Us loved bit Krilrn, a ilk iboir wtmlint- alia.lc-a; Ha loved to walch hl rrymal fountalna play: Ha loved bl horbe and bin rourtlvra gar. Ue loved all royal .porta I hut pleaw a king. But moat bo loved to bear bin iiilntralaalng. And in It happened that hla fame had bronchi Two rival alnitt-rs lo tbe ralluh'a court. bo pleased bin) best, full well earb minstrel knew. Would be proclaimed tbe greater of the two. 60 well they pleaaed blm tbat they found biro loath To choose between them, tor he loved them both. "bet all the nation Judge," at length aald bet "Who pleases best my people pleases me." Through all tbe land tbe rival poets sung", Tbelr name and music were on every tongas, I'ntil at last they never reached a door Where Fame had not aung all their songs be fore. Ben Olaf sang of deeds tbe caliph wrought. The riches and the splendors of hl court: Tbe mighty warriors every nation boasts. And armies vanquished by tbe prophet's hosts; How Islam's valor was beloved and feared: And when be finished, listening thousands cheered. Muatapha's sonirs were all of simpler things; Forgotten was tbe pride of earthly kings. He sang to them of borne and truth and loves How Allah watched his children from above. Close to their hearts the poet's music crept; And when be finished, all the people wept for though Ben Olaf charmed them with bis arts. It wss Mustapbs's songs that reached their hearts. -James 0. Burnett In Harper's. thirxtinir for core. Durinir nil this time mutably the widow of an elderly man, he had Urn careful to continue friendly opened the door of the house, which waa with his rival, ami a few nights ago in vited the latter up to his room. When they got there the cadet locked the door, tied the key to his licit, closed the win dows.cleared the room of bric-a-brac, nnd piled chairs, table, etc., on his bed. Then he stripped, telling the other to do the same and prepare to receive the most awful thrusting on record since David slew Uoliah. A minute later the cadet seized his rival by the throat and slummed him against the wall. When the slanderer crawled to his feet he was promptly knocked throiiL'h the class doors of a bookcase, Ten seconds later he was w hirling aliout that room like a crazy cyclone. When the cadet was tired he washed himself, put on his clothing, ond told the other that he would be back in five minutes with witnesses to hear an aixilogy. Then he went out, locking the door after him. Out while he was ulment the tale bearer tore down the curtains, made a life line A PROFITABLE TALK. ont trci al hci-ortkr itcrais , . . THE FACT. Be Petermlned to Thoroughly laveatl. gale a kuhjett tliat is t aming Mut-h CuuiniKt, sad II lias Sucwaadad. (.V. r.Su) Two days go one of the most promt nent professional men in New York pub lished a letter so uutxjlcn, so unusual as to cause extensive talk and awaken mtuh comment. Yesterday I inter viewed the gentleman as to the contents of the letter, and he fully confirmed it iu every reS)Hvt. He not only did thil but lie 'also mentioned a number of unu sual rases which had come under hii observation lti which little less than a miracle had been performed. Nj iiiiHrtant has the entire subject become, that I determined to investigate it to the bottom, and accordingly called upon Jlr. Aimrt u. fcaves, 1110 promt- BIOHT OB WKOMO. Which will y bsve It dote seem si If some f. .lk prrfvr l ba Ibela-teundltlunol the dial raiher tbsn the Br-t. ltaay perpetually dot Iheujaelvra with puiy.ll. totally aliuout ir In ailrralha ufltirr troui 1. Hostellers ptixiiai b bitten Is the Hiiwlul camlhlat for tha people's choice, aud yl. -pular aud well known si it Is, tlitrv aie uiiliirtuuai.-a who keep iMitryliig the drasiir murdl.s ol dinner days ll U lo the Intel Isrllt .rllull of the pul.lll lhat the well known and uum-irh-d nnipvrllrs of the llllleri apiwal. hrssou tluxiM I (ol.lrd by e isrleiiie lei the insitir ol uiedlistlnii. "The lw-1 guide to our feel Is ihi- Isnipol e -rtenee,' said a area! ltllol 4 tlie early Ioiutonarj iwilol, and the rsi'lauiailnu Is pregnaiil with I irnih Vorotera tlilnl of a eelilury the Hlltrn I dally has luetwltb the Indorsement ( people soDertng Ironi lUer cimplalut, nisians, ioi.bii iiall.io rliHinnallsan. deli III V aid trouble BC-I cniniaulel by drsay.-la Utterly 1 baa de-1 elsred lmt and u IburoUfhl; appruved as S I remeity lor "la ilp- He" Hhow Khame her ow n tmai." Why doe he makeshsm leiulnlueT ms-iwiuw nw. baveu't ai J. SITKKIOK Tl ALL (trHKR. OXI5 KNJOY9 Both the melhoj and i-esulU when 4rrup of Fi'm ia taken: it ia pleasant At tcoi x's Poaot s Pi-astiu are the great nnd refreshing to the taste, and let nent costuiner st No. tishait Twelllh eiternal remedy of lti osy. inequioarsi, jenuj yet promptlj On Uie iviancya, street, tho gentleman mentioned In my safest, surest, best. Sot only immraaur- Liver and lloweli, cleanse1 the interview with the doctor yesterday. a,lv superior to all other plasters, but also IAm fU-hiellr lirla vd.ls. head- lo liniments. ointmeiiU, oils and similar lch, an(j foypr9 n(j cure h.ytuf! "rre'oriTi;;; .ir".". ,Fur. cciveii by niisrepreaenlation. Ask for All-IIQ OVOAnd It bolUCS Djr au UTUggiflia. cm I'd, and let 110 sollciiation or eipiaua-i tiiado quite a name. istory,anappre- in a good neighborhood. The reporter Introduced himself and tho subject as delicately as poiwihlA. "Oh, I'm delighted tosce yon," replied the woman effusively, in answer to the dcnrecatini? words of the man. "I've always wanted to see a reporter,'" she added, looking curiously at the specimen before her, as though astonished at soo Ing a respectably apiiring Individual. Then followed the ordinary questions by which the reporter found out when and whore the man was born, whore he was educated, the list of clubs and fra ternal lodges of which he waa a mem ber, whether he had fought in the war. and a dozen other things. "It does seem so strange," remarked the woman. "Here 1 am telling you all these things, and he will never read your article. He would have been so pleased. You know, he was a literary man himself.' Mr. haves has ins lo nil iHiniDleteknowleiliroof hi ciation of art sud reliability are cssculial iu his proiession. ".Mr. Eaves." I taid. "I learn that your wile has had a most unusual fle- Uou induce you to accept a substitute. - . ... .l..,.ilw. I, ' riCIlCC , HIV ,1 oil n tiling w nonius III The getitfeinan thoughta moment and an expression of pleasure pasted over his face. "When 1 think,'' he said, "ol whnt my wife once passed through and the condition idio is in to-dav, I cannot but feel gratitude. Nearly three years ago she was at the point of' death. You can understand how sick she was when I say she was totally blind ami lay in a state of unconsciousness. Three doctors attended her and all agreed that her death was only a question of hours, or- haps minutes. A IHUburg girl calls her over "llroter," b' rtuse he wrlUs bet a teller every day. Rl'I'Tl KB AND IMLK Cl'RKD. We pnslUrelT enra rupture, plies and all rec tal aieo-eee w unoui pain or urwimwii ii...i .,.-.-K.. nm. m. nav. Also all IVlpaf die ease. Address lor pamphlet Pre, Portertleld A Isaey, a Market slrwl, MU rranciero. Thar w'll b more tuinMf e to the sere In the treelere prairie Sial -s duriiis tills campaign th.n there ever was ill pine nm-sis. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. louitmu.itr. ton. .r. A BETTER MAN. CoorcmndTOti! What do you mess Vy tryfil m that wheelbarrow orer my toes?" Krrp'emoutofthewaythea." t am PitsAltamont Botteriv Tabbs. Lrtlebrsted young author whose portrait sa tin in the current Issue of tbt great WtrWi It Mifanne." . , ....... Vtll. 1 sm C. Clovere Lea 10, ana my niooa is 1 ih.n vnnr. because 1 hae used Dr. tint's syrup of Wild Grape, the great blood inner, prepared By the O. W. a. Manufactur hCo., st Portland, Oregon, snd my portrait ap tindiily In their httiictl Adviur, so put your rils your pocket snd purify your blood by a t( Strop of Wild Grape." n'...ll 1 .. SnKK. fM IT.A .Ml. TIB rilSAliaiUWU, B,IKll . m m. hw.' usf store. of them, mid swung out of tho window, dropping to the ground. He did not dare go lo Washington alone for fear he column. should meet the cadet, so ho paid a po- occnpatlon licetuan to accompany him thither. On the way they did meet the cadet and his friends, and an apology was voluntarily forthcoming. List Saturday night a number of American cadets went in a body to their Japanese colleague, con gratulating him and opproving his ao- so you can imagine how badly she must have been. At mm ono uivtorvii. waa Dr. It. A. liuun)said that as she was still able to swallow 0110 more attempt might lie made and a medicine was accordingly given Her. one seemcni to improve as once; in a few days her sight wss re stored. '1 have had a long, long sleep,' she said, Ukii recovering consciousness, and I am rejoiced to say that she was restored to creet health wholly through the tine of Warner's Safe Cure, which 'In.tiuulv" an hi tha ronorter. hriirhtcn-1 tint rcincdv we administered when Ing up at the prospect of swelling his the was past all consciousness." stickful of matter to at least a quarter I looked at Mr. Eaves as lie said this. "1 had forgotten to ask the 111s itt.t was iieniumg wim eUn.v... Will you kindly furnUUi - u ...it.,. .,..,,., If.'. me with a list of his works?' reeovere. that she could never endure "Oh. he didn't write books! childbirth, and vet wo have a line Iniy "Magazine articles?" queried the re- m.ari.y a year old, and do not know what porter, with wavering hopes. sickness if. I attribute it ull to the "No," said the woumn. wonderful power of Warner's Safe Cure. "Newspaper man perhapsr asked the Why, my sister, who resides in Virginia, reporter sadly, for his imaginary qnar- tUti DKAFNIMH CAN'T Bst CURED This C.REAT COUGH CURE, this success- - "Slav 1 ajik what the doctors called her u CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug. jjouhle ?" Pr local applications, se Ihey cannot reach the I j,,, m , pnailive gustantee, a test lhat noothel -Unemi. .nd.puer,H.ral convulsions ,'- ZmZiMUtoi&l P"?"2SS?Jlt ESiXZ 5 tlonal reineille. lalnes la caused by au In cuuun. nurtr,.-.r o, "?" flamed eumlltlnn el tne muroua iioina in hj Ku.l.i'hlsu 1 ill. W ben this tube lU Inflamed you have s rambllug S'laiul or tmpereei be (ue, and when It la entirely cloee.1, Pealueas t. the resiili, suJ unless tbe liiflammaUon can be taken mil and 'bis lull neuired to Its normal eoi.dllloii, bearing will ba oealroyeit forever; ul ue rv out of Wn sr eau-U by catarm, wbh his nothing hut au Inflamed oukdlllou 04 tneniui'oiise ufacr. will give Hi e Hundred Dollars for sny ease nl Peslneas (caused hr catarrh) that we cannol run by taklug Kail's laiarrh furw. eVnd lor circulars (re. r. J. Clltt.NKY A MO.. IUISIVi V. tkidbydinrttsUi 7onta. will cure you promptly. If your child nil the CROUP ot NVIIOOPIXU COUGH. it raii-kly snd relief is sure. If you fear CON 'UMITION, don't wsit until your cae Is hope less, but take this Cure at once sud receive ira. mediate help. Urge bottles, $oc. and I.oo. rravelert convenient pocket sire 15c Ask rourdruggin f.wSinU)H'SCURE. If youi unes are sore or back lame, use Shiloh's Pot. wis Platters, Price, 25c. Hercules Gas Engine (QAS OB UABULINSE) Msa1 foe Powaf or Pumping Purpoae. Tba Owapeat TtetlaM Oas Kngtna B lb alarka. - " - . at l I I a .1, .... I t.x an atM- tion. They sent their respectful com pit- tor column nau agiiiu iuiuuh .v -v-ments to the happv maiden in Tokio, but tual stickful added a request tliat she persuade her "He did not write at all, remarked lover to remain In tlie United biates me womuu, bi itun uiuiiSih "Whatr said tuo reporter, uis cunoa Uv at last thoroughly aroused, "not Costumes ol tisudyThre Centuries Age. trade nailers, advertising lltor- It ia a mistake to imngine that the .ture. theatrical posters, prograinmea." streets of Lonilcm in the Sixteenth -No. His father was an editor, Fifty Kinds of l.lectrle Fishes. According to the statements of the Emrlish naturalist, Professor Stirling, there are in existence today upward of fifty species of fishes having moreor less specialized organs, the function of which istheeenerution of electric uiscnarges. Thn fishes differ widely, sometimes I , son to rc nropntl n much more lively Humph" en-biiined the woman, with a strikingly, from each other, belonging appeanuice than they do at present pleased smilo, "and he worked for a mostly t different families, and oc- Q everj.jay dre88 of the people, publisher. Ho had the agency for Long easionally even to different orders of the eyen 0 tl)(J nink, was almost Island of the 'Cyclopedia of Useful In- "Pisces." In structure they closely re- i,lU. nt l.miidoloth of a formation. Of course you need sny sflmbla the other species of the genera I , u:,.ii n..na1 nothinit about th .i:it. 1 souer iuwi. uAii.-ii"iinij , v.... to which tbey severally oeio.ig.uuer- ... It wait onlv on state occasions or fee- nl aw in lo aim. a cion nrenseivas my it.i liud lieen. I at once advised her to use this same great remedy ; it cured her promptly. "You find that It is socially adapted do von?" I inoliired. "Hy no mentis. I have known it to lie wnnderfiil In its nnwer In tho ease of gen tlemen to whom I havo recommended it. 1 speak from my experience entirely, and vou should not be iurprised that I am so li rm a Micver In this discovery, which has done so much for me." I was not surprised. 1 saw liy every Out o" Inni and Pun is ing from them, with an occasional ex ception, mainly in tho possession of or gans for electric generation. The well known "electric rays." for example, of which Nicholson mentions threa and UutitUer six, are Uie uioni tivities, parties, balls and public en tertainments that the Ray silks and velvets and the cloth of gold were exhibited, and it must be remem- nothing about that. Just write it down that be lived a simple, Christian life and was engaged in literary pursuita." New York Herald. Heads tJ, dlseaso Dr. Tieroe'i Golden Moi leid Discovery. In a way. that you word, by every look, that Mr. haves can understand, too, by purifying meant all he mid. I had ample contlr- t0Q. When you're weak, have seen sucn tilings, who nava ' ""- -11 -- - - mm wLa I I M nl M W Inl l I' toarai And Vet H Cava Him Six Month. A tine, stalwart man, with a frank, rmen eniressiou. was arraigneil for steal- .... I . . MntA. I . 1 . . .1 ... i- ,.r;.i n,;nn,,f Thosfi ravs are founa in tue horea mat bo conn y ra mo u.kt i.lir . nair 01 snoes ironi a uosim. w ..1., .,(!. and Indiiin oceans and the rink which could then bo employed Von steal the shoos.'" asked the judge. Mediterranean sea. aud are seen in the m mil0 0r female dress that not tin- -lie canght me, jndgo. with the shoes Entrlish channel, or even farther north; freouentlv parents left their best while other electric fishes are still more ciotuPH by will to their favorite chil cosmopolitan, though most of them in- M n ,mK.n vaiU(M legacy. L.on- don Saturday Review. avlin watched thoir dearest friends go down Into the dark valley and be brought back Into the light, siiouKl ue noin enmusi astic and grateful. I, myself, caught tho spirit, and I shall be glad ii the investt gallons 1 havo made prove ol profit lo those who may read them, Good cigars are now high- priced, because of high tariff laws. ilASTIFF PLUG CUT is making Jipe-smoking popular, because it lives more for the money. B. Pace Tobaoco Co., Richmoad, Virginia. 99 'German Syrup Boschee'9 German SvruP is more rttcessfuUa the treatment of Con- lamotion thnn nnv other remedy prescribed. It has been tried under yvery variety of climate. In the cleak, bitter North, in damp New Mgland.in the fickle Middle btates ia the hnt moist South every F&ere. It ha3 been in demand by pry nationality. It has been em poyed in every stage of Consump tion. In brief it has been used h millions and its the only true and Reliable Consumption Remedy. Pimples Blotches jRE F.VWENCR That tht blood is wong, ana that naturt is mu, Hoiking u so biHtfrtal in assist'! habit limited areas and warm waters. Electricity. , A I'hraaa That la Not F.nfllsh. 1 will irive a prize of tlOO to any one who can prove that the expression 'don't vou know." or. as it is often rendered. 'doncherknow, was ever u.--u i.a k a rol Ene isliman.' aeciareu a A Dlt of Sclentllle Inrentliatloii. .Tump Whiteomb Riley tellBaUtr and the box in my band. 1 11 toll you how it was, began the coinpuunani, but be waa cut short and reminded that the prisoner had pleaded gnilty. "How did you come to ateal the shoes? Yon look like a hard working man," re marked the court, "Well, 1 stole them. timo to tako it, no matter what the season. It'i easier to prevent than to have to cure. For all discasca caused by t tor pid liver or impure blood, Dyspep sia, lliliousness, Scrofulous, Skin, or Diseases oven Consumption Wlioiraoma sorrow. "v " I' , - , . ., Captain-How many requests for (or Lung - scrofula ), in IU earlier ,X, "i,.rM.ri gtnireMl.o''Disoovery"i .the only remedy lhat'a guarantttd. U it does'iit benefit or cure, you have, your money back. You pay only for the good you get. furlough are there t Sergennt-Twenty-one. "What I 80 many What reason are umiully given?" "In almost all cases thedontn or gTandmoUier.H-Loudon Tit Bits. Ver Simplicity It BaaU the IVorld. II oils Itaalf from a Unaarvoir, Vo Carburetor to got out ofordaft So Daturlas or KlscUlo Bpaik. T raaa with a Chaanar Orada of OaaoUna Uaa aaf aao roa cataloocb 10 PALMER & REY, MaHuraCTuatta, miiMOMlwt,UiIruoa,Cjl. Season for Trout Opens April 1 st. If lea Are la Ma4 of Troal Fllaa, et lb a Haas, dou, " . ;. " - r- 7llHA ftnd he camrht mo." was the re- Ue story t uu cmiriii.UK.j rr"m M rornnritted for siz months. A far(r Inoinlnfttloa. - I t - a,.. I TUT the exiienincniai wnuonu, "'."" tmt.a remarked later: "Iwasrather imio - . tn Iftaen Wlia tuufc iuau. jw -"-' -r mankind. On ono occasion James invited little Willie to come the bar like a Maro Antony, not with of the "Sh persuasion the other over to hi9 house and spend the night . y or a TJZS v Liuin artor tlm two had cone . . . nA t,. Mvan ma news auiugiou mm n.i... - - - '' .1 vnine ot auy aniu. w day. "Tna nhrase had its origin in miaaei- r 11 james remarked, in evident t .,.nga I would have been very nw0 i wtrl,.nl1 wiihlinir roils phla, where it U much in vogue, because gurise and pain; "Why, Willie I you ieniet with him, for If 1 am not very for hor80 or Btottra cars show that certain dudes there believe it whnglisn. didn-t your prayers tonight, did mucn ,utaken in my judgment he is no importance of aUowing for the v u-1iai,man ever says 'Dont you .... hnt . nnfortunate follow who , ... !.. know.' The expression be does use Is N nnHWerei WilUe doggedly; was 'pinched by poverty."-Brooklyn been overrated. You know.' sucu as im gu.us k ..int gay 'em tonight, didn't aay Eagle. London, you know, to get me new . . , . to say . . fi.nro la a bonsn In RnmmorviUo. trousers, you know. , tomorror night. Then, if there ...,. M. ..uarinr Reaartus" was Oa . which has had. since iU erec- '" meTaCt town who by dint of don't anything bad get me, I ain't ab,e , deep philoiophy in aprons, tjon, three tenants, and soon after its yonng men aoom w . , 'em." .. a nrnna are Defenses: aaainst injury to oocunaUon by each waa struck by cleanliness, to safety, to modesty, some- lightning. Thn nrnnrlntnrs of Dr. Sace'l Ca- " --a- - - p Judge (to prwonor) uiu you ever tarrn iwmeay lose touu u j t tvnnvt nnt cured of Catarrh, loot prom- ..u... . - r y - .. ... ' l Prisoner-No; hut 1 turnoa some jso to pay you tnai u vuey cu Son i.ilnr e-old nieces once. Kate nnrn vou. what do vou lose by " - i - i . - . - .1 1 trying UT Is thore anytning o risk, except your (latarrnr For Ladies Only! TwrrriT?, RT"M"R' and eximnsion at the jjjyj SLOSOOIX BOTrOSlTOUTES A Im a INailllva Cur for Uunirrhma,! iinanimallnna Jii Jiff rnalW (" oa n-l,.l of prlca, Wrtla J CMt"wnuJt co, t ak RtanSanl analltr. o hooka. pr (Jos OJS IIMonTniul rif. lo hooka, pr doa. ...... M Klna Hard Wins Kllaa. i lo hooka, par Sua. I.SS Anr of abor aualltlaa Mnt hf Biall oil noallH of prtoa. Alao a fuU Uoa of HOlM, HKKUt, uAtUt, aw., at Hudson's Gun Store, 13 riMTIT PORTLAND, OR. &r Saad for Ulnatrata4 raukifua. JUDSOH Dynamite I POWDER CO., ',t nrartiee are awe W luwjrj.M a. . . . - o,.orv tAn words 'doncnerKnow mii'"i - - -In their conversation. I'm sorry to hort their feellngs."-New York Herald. Knowledge is power, and the more wa learn about our microscopic ene- 1UU varuuaa vi " , ... a some nlgnest orea nousewue iu &ir i wiui w " - --i rnllv fastened on; to the thick tanned we are to twist their assaults. It would appear by the following Hem times to roguery. From the thin slip of from a recent issue ol the New Orleans notched silk (as it were, the emblem and T;ma.nmnrrat that the suggestion in houtiflnd uhoat of an Apron), which it Needs No fluarda. several newspapers oi ia, u m. . .i.ni.tnd best pro- Louisiana btate wiiery vo...F.u, ... . . . ""T-in the world U in tbe tends siting up ,Br.! '"hide airt around him with thongs, s&'&ATSr-K su.WW.'S t,.t m tdke letters ont ami put Times-Democrat yesieruay i""'" usesm iiua i ThU curious postofflce is unprovided Mr. P,ui tjonrad, the president ol the In. imscunuuoi ,flir(l on- n.n. with the result expressed be- . Tr That Famishes Baal I-aoa. VZn .11 the navies of low " I The laceUrk treegrow. Inth.West UACOBspi TRAOC rW VyS afX-- Ik' 0IL MAHKsj Drs.COLE&CO. Third St.. Portland. Ot. Thalr rn-noh Mathod w tuparlor lo all oilier. II navar raiia. iimrmit Narvmia, Hloort, Ha la, rrtvaia and Waatlnf Waaa Curwl. No aa- . tMura. nana aiaoip mr ri"j. .w llrfatonoa, t'ur uarantl. Thajr mrm .11 Hlanaaaa. Coll-U latins traa. I narna n-a- annahla. I Irculara rra. rmw "" Wrlnto dajr. rinB faar la ronwua. it CALIFORNIA IT, IAN FRANCISCO. If you want POWDKR for Mining, Railroad Work, Btnmp Blasting or Tree Planting, send for Price UsU Bon C"IIE2 Win ent Pry or Graan Bonea, Meat, Uriatlaand all, lima Cut HONKS will double the number ol ejtxa will make tliam mora tar tlla will carry ttia bens safolr ltaroiita th mrllluf parlod and put tham la FIemeidv; pain tur. 'fly a"" "uu der the V" " tha hiHtory 0f thU ReDorter-Mr. Conrad, it was asserted U is a lofty tree, with ovate. m, lffi, has iU privilege been U) weeks sgo In the .Northern news- ti re, in,ooth leaves and white flowers. .niin5 f . ia PrL pspers, snd the sUtement b since u remarkftble (or th .dty o IU abnsed.-Philadelphia Press. . ...i.. roil Him four Caata. Mr H B. Williams may be compli mantednnon the economy be exercised rinT election to the Middlesex council, hu excuses being down at twopence, tka 'record.' Mr. been revived recently, that the company unerbark i. .um n ramove to Nicarsgoa. md P , . m -- ,. i ,n. inner i there, under .a government .ram. m w,ter-into layers open np tne ous.ne.. uu - ...uUC. m(jr of Jam and the readiness with which the inner bark may be separated after MORPHINE HABIT I Books baa than ever. President Conrad I have beard some .1 .m. hnt thra is no foundation This fairly heats TixlmpMJ has odic ally stated Deputy Bedford s . , bow( t0 the de,.jii0n ol the Ho- . n hnt I . i wlil M.n4 t ha laws. .,rtnn eirenes were sum w preme ooun auu w... -"k - ; election expend . t v DThn vou have no plans of m i-lis a af I JLnil!li www - I nnuuitv' at - nmcpenu . ,nr. thelu arnnhlinir lace. is said to have presented to Charles 11 a cravat, frill and ruffles made or n.- Ooldthwaite's Geographical May nine. ehlsineffw,ual -London City Press. it is a simp4 vegttablt tomponn j. Is -urmuts to Uit most a4cuaiit-"""ij--Hjartes tht poison to the snrfac ana tuminaUt it from the blood. .1 contracted a wnrn ca of blood pohoj P unntted mo for bualnna for tour reut- A bottka oi Swift s Spfofie (S. S. i.) cured J.CJoaaa.CitTMarslul, . Tratia oa mood and 5Wn Diei nynVd fOM THX"PACmO JOrjRXAX." . Iu inntha haa hm anad-bt vn. T. lhat aaniiwat ramta baa wrodueaa Tuffs Hair Dye V haltatM aalara to sH4a)i I"aa,l. oav-, aa r-aa Jla D.pth of lha MmrTa0aau Ttw, Austrian government lias made a nnmber of sounding, in P tio of it. present charter and then .nrf the createst depth reactiea Ha r not onrt,rsUnd. wa.T406 fathoms, which U .deeper th that has been Mid. why there My aounding yet records .u . of water.-New York Journal Aaotbar Plan. ... t lin.l.L - I1 V m In. D.nnvt.,ThAn vou nave nopiaaaui aitm Admirer luma mu l.D uu. . . - I D .... am . future action ? nries a rich husband like me cotua give n rv.nrad1 cannot state tbe vnn. case more strongly than was done at the rj, Young-Oh, a rich father J time the company decided not to I ouid do just as welL Marry my moth- attempt to obtain a renewal ol its enar- w New yorJl Weekly. ter. I can only repeat ma. """i,-"J ill continoe in Dusinen uuu, iu . Kmim m,.. A rnna two Inches in diameter baS cease w .exisu "" "T i , at a an of between 4,000 and 5,000 1 n s- m id Rheumatism, Lumbago, Backache, Head nrhA. Toothache. neuralgia, SURE CURE Sore Throat, Swellings, Frost bites, Sprains, S c 1 a tlca, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, ffl ANN'S 31 r it 0 llbtes:; ( C J lbs VM. 1 1 Ml SMITHS' OASM STORK, T- A 1 II tiSMii from st, a t. -law-- L I II rile Llh M aaeatts, I f RaJ Saal I aMaaaO.MtClafaa.aaa WITHOUT ItKTi nM Of rAIS. For Stablemen r Stockmen, THS 0aATT SIStDT SSOWS roa lioaaa - A cams wEiua j YOUNQ MENI The Spvolflo A No. Caraa, without lali.au mm m harn and tllaxt, no oialtrr vl Luw loi uiiilliia. Fr.Tanta Irtrliira, It fcrfna at. hi-U-rnal n-ma-lr. Cura whaa arjrUilii elat ha. fallal, aoio nj ji I. Manulaclurans 1 prlaw. M-aa. ianhI.WtkiD Co., aanJoaa.Cai. ?miflla IBCDBATOB cotrT. pnitnii, CL HOME MUTUAL FIRE IRSUR11ICE COMPiMT. omeara-CharlM K. Story, Praaldfot; Wm. J. larr: it. A. Nw.ll. Marina R"-rtary; franklin HanffA, AMiaiant navr.w i .--a. m"COIK MCTCAI. rira Inia anra Company lidalari.rPaclltcl-oaauln-alnllia jw iwl thananrof lha nlnr Ain.ri. an rompanla rep- IraaanlMl aicrpi ina r ivman r ....... of lha ililrty aiahi firrin pnnii.l- wpraaanlaa iPariSc Coaal lmliiMa in win m. " w luonanlullonln I HAS. Tliar. is no bMtar Bra Inaiiranoa onmpanr 'han lha IIOMK atUlla Ali thaar-nl in your Kiwn .... . r"'"- Cor. Haronn ann witn.iir"i"- What Ha l'd' A Yankee on paying his bill at a Leo- Ucllon o tne public? don resuurant was . - put down didn t "" . "Waal." he roared, "I dldn t eat W4iU;r.didr-LondonTit-DiU IS oeen aa.u. wu7 ... ,na ht. for aiBht .hoold.be any eonfus.on in tne Puoc t"--" " - ' tlr mind about tne auaivr. je. - p- Reporter-Have yon any otijaction w proacueu . u. a ' .. : f... Ik. aatla. I tating mis as a .iu..j At rinioams axd Irirss. THE CHAHLES . VOCELER CO.. I.Si-ars. Ml S I 1 V 1 , -ii ........ i. K. I IT SIS tXrafw lllua Claloa-'O" I I I I I I 1 taaaaaiat Ca, WatW. td. I Isl 1 1 H I FARM TELEGRAPHY. ..bt Toons' miia.li. aruad. fays wall. u"i and ai Ion ilnft Portland, i'r. YOl HI ST UAVK soma bails. Wa It's aaal j ra ran-a I 108 Waialuf- President Conrad None whatever. ReDorwr Some of the Eastern papers, Mf Mr tkinrad. persistently assert tnat ttie Intt-ry company continues to use tbe I'nited BtaUS mails In ths proeecotion Theoommissionersof custom, to Eng- o, ,u busioe: will jon kmdly tell me Tne comu . . . . . , . Und hare taseo . , - - - ,1 p-.M.B.ronrtdlti. utterly ontrue. I.., taken atrs 1 ptinto line in.be nomalrmre .j. .n.l tlva ruatoms b-nrs from tot, without overtuue The Boston board of health, in a tour TLJZnt bouae district, found " P" U-ping la room, with ruw. iatJAJaJj - We ars oboying tbe law in its letter and p-rit, aod oor aitenU everywhere are Instructea to uurj .v. We are using tbe Professor John Marshall, of Universi ty college, London, says that yawning "may be accomplished by the will, but Is often the result of involuntary imitation.' The stuDendons results of tbe steam engine may all be traced to the boy who sat watching tbe steam which cams from the nose of tbe teakettle. Fivt soda crackers devoured without ' , i i.,r.m rivt soaa express eompan.ee .. ---. ta . Md W ttcaodM, and ia all our circular. --,r - ..Tr, .irin faatof a Kan- itrortioos to all persons dealing with M to avoid tbe mails. Times- Lwmocrat, SawOrlsAAS. U-, JsdS 1. Tins Best Watcrjra:f Coat In the WORLD I SUCKER sastresJt. . . ,..w i, . vi, ai U'KFK a, wirrantra TO" i'-"-n .... .-- "r. v.. . iu rV.?J. r7i I Ti'a a n-1 r,.,, !, a.-li Eli. U. mora J""""' Tl?inZ'.'Z!i , . ,t a . - - v.-sa '': t lr-. t. aT y i " ' IE .xiaa la Ilia in. . loth Rrat pcraon ad'lnwainr malr-maacn p. amnira a fto eant bot ol Uai's PHa laaMf. All 1 aak In loiarn la: II ll .. . M Ik. Wiaailathaarsanwiaafaa laai cures you, yo w. ffi"?Jyio.aS5 ' BB"li kuuwalo your l.laua. anaaiaral aiarbartaaaaa ddaa, with stamp, O. v ar1aiaaiaaaaaaola.aa. CaatlS Roclt, Wabj. 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