The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, September 17, 1892, Image 9

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    To Insure Pure Food.
The purest, lightest, sweetest, and therefore
most appetizing and wholesome bread, biscuit,
rolls, muffins, cakes, crusts, etc.. are assured with
the use of the Royal Baking Powder.
The New York State Analyst says : "The Royal Baking
Powder is superior to any other which I have examined. It is
unequaled for purity, strength and wholesomeness. "
. .. 1 I. . n 11 : 1. 1 1 1, f Vi. .11 .... .11
-VllUr Hill"'"" " " "
PIAFMM CAN'T UK Cl'RKI
. to-.iMip'IcBtloiH.M thernnnot rxch the
"i wirilou 1 1 Ihe ear. TbM In oiiitoh-
.liiure duaiue'a, n I Hut l br rnu.tltii
,,f I r-uis"le. Dei'mM la caul il b mi 1 1-!-iwimllUoo
' lh mtie in lli.i u. me
"hi,u Tube. When thla till ae nl)am d
f" r..tuuihli"'"l ' li''rf e. hia
i".nn wtiert It I iiitlrclTdosid, iK-ilue I.
'l''JLaV tinl utileaat'ia Inllaiiinumu ixu te
.T.illiaxi !'' ''uiiihI tt It- lurroal
"I'll on. hear n will I n.-ttoy.l f rev.rt
' ' out ol ii-n run tied by ratarrh, which
" ,m tiiitaul flawed eou .1.1 it ul inemu-
.irfai-i-a
"aVaill ' ' Hundred l)l"f ' fnranrra.e
. ......(cHU'el by ctartli) that k cannot
- h"i..iiii II ill's Ct'arrh Cure. Hen.t f .t
T.i.ra Ire . J. iHKSEY t o.,
tlrml",n lou.lo.O.
gol i by dragKlw; 75 nlf.
1,T 0 fr breakfast.
r-.k.i u ..
.. . j wi .irn OB UBDOU
A rurloiii cnlnciil-ni-e happened In one of
tin part of ilia supreme court the other
""7 while jurvwa- heinu Imnnnelnl to
try a case. The ilerk cave the wheel In
which the naiiiFH n( the juror had been
placed h whirl and then pulled out a card.
John Smith," he called out. and Im
mediately two men ataricd toward the jury
KIX.
This eaUMHl no astonishment, because
with the iniiiiiiierahle John Smith in the
directory it wan nut much wonder that two
Of them had la-en summoned for the tame
jury. The card bad the- address of the
John Smith intended, no thin Unto diffi
culty whs mnuithteued out eanilv enough.
canca out, ueorge
clerk
, Knamellnn stiw Poll-h: no rtnat. no -mn.
rraip.
"Aches
Then the
Tbii time no less than four men respond
ed to the mime. When the right George
Rogers bad lieen selected from the quartet
the clerk reached In once more and Dulled
out another card. This lime there were
actually nix men who responded to the
uame John llrowu.
After the John Drown Identified by his
itll Mid. in I lin i.ukI I....I t. h a..l.w..wl tli.
ti. u 1 1 .-w. vii viic iniw ua.l i"rv u ncicvira, iub
work of completim; the jury proceeded for
a iew minute urn 1 1 eleven men nau ueen
secured. Then the clerk pulled out one
more slip to complete the jury.
u i.v uu in i j i .ur iiri it iniim.
It seemed as if everv man In the conrt-
vwm dnwu I. In 1 1. la nan. a Tlia
i ' "vi 1 1 1 iii i . "v ii, 1 1 i iii 1 1 .1- , w .ma iii.iiiw . ii vi
clerk counted them anil there waa lust an
even dozen Jacob lvy' who had been
summoned to acrve on that Jury. Ibe
right one waa picked out and took bis place
in the box, bin honor remarking that all
.Pal
J1'
and
DSof
Beast:
8f
MUSICAL ACCENT ILLUSTRATED.
k irifwa ftplalna the Term ! the Satl
hartlim of tlie t'oart.
At a trial in tlm iviiirt if kinir'i bench
to an alleged pintcy of the "Old EnK-
u?n ucDiunmn, one or tne nrat wit-
miwe imt into the bos waa Cooke.
Now. nr." tiiid Kir Jamea fv-arli'tt In
bin rr.am.ttfiiiiiiint i.tn nf lailfA 'vnll Kite
that the two tnelodiea are Identical, but
aiiierenL vt list aui i to uuuvntuua ty
that. irr
"U'liut I uhl " roiili.Mt P.intn. "ua
.. - . j - .
tlmt tint ti..tHa in tin. Iwn arraliireiuelita
are the fame out w uu a uiiicreut accent
the one bcinu In common while the
Other U In triple lime; consequently the
position ot tne accrmea note is uiuervm
in tltA tii'A ritfii.HL"
"What Is a musical accentT Sir Jatuee
flippantly inquired.
"My terms for teaching tuuslc are a
ruinea a lenson." said Cooke, much to
(I. a nmrriiiiiiiit nf tlm rolirL
"I do not want to know your tonus for
teaching," said the counsel, "I want you
to eiDluin to his lordship and the jury
what is musical accent." Sir Juiiio
waxed wrotli. "Can tou see it?" lie
continued.
"No," was the answer.
"Can tou feel It?"
"Well," Cooke drawled out, "a mu
sician can." After an apeal to the
judge the examining couum'I again put
the question. "Will you explain to Ins
lordship and the jury who are supposes
to know nothing auout music me uicou
lug of what you call accent:
"Mimi.-nl accent." rcioiued Cooke, "is
emphasis laid on a certain note just in
tl.a mm ninnm-r as TOU would lay strew
on any word when speaking in order to
make yourself better unuirsuKxi. i i
.viva rnu nn illustration. Sir James. If I
noio'to miv 'vou aro a donkey,' the ac
naut rHita nil donkev: but if instead I
said 'you aru a donkey,' it rests on you,
Sir .Turn., and 1 have no uouot mm me
gentlemen of tlio jury will corroiwruw
me in
than
worth
10
fcVtRV WORD TRUE.,r
Alt THK HKITI.R OF
rtMon LKTTIK.
THAI
He KelOiwU His ll"nl. ITols
Aadltlunal lriof d llrly !
ut lilt Poallloa.
mOCT OB tTRO.XQ.
tri.UI. will mm tsacaf If rinit IMin If Mm,
fulkaprrfor lo hat lb latiiMiidulniiuf thellvar
railur limn Hi nr.t. 11117 ivrieiuaiiy uot
llivuiaelvc allli purKnilvt touily xllb.jul ne
lua a all..Pati.-M .if 1 1 If. V fmilhla. II, atf'tlf.r a
I sinmu'h HI lira la loe aureealut candlilaM for
ilia 'ic a i iuir. aim ei. i uninnr ami wtm-
iiii Ir iuu Ibe ilriiiA rf'iiiifllfa ' fnrmerda a.
It u to l he liilelHircnl tinl"h ( Ibe piibl e Dial
. i II k I l i.l .11.. ,.f ,ha
liir nrii-Riiiin ii inn i.iuh-ii. u nniiiiir. .. .
HUirraaiKnl. Ki-.oi .li.nl I.l Iw mildiil by ei-
a.vl.i.i. In i ha- niull.r .if iiimIIiibIIiiii. I h. Iuat
HUidalo our df l la Ibe l.nip ol eier em e."
wlia K"l iwlriot ol Ibe tally reviiliilli.n-ry
hn rlfMl,-iid lb- eirl.iuailoii la irviiiaiil wllu
inlh. KuroMTS tulnl f fiitur tne HI U-r
dally haa tin to lib the linlurwuif ill ul (iil!
kiilTlTtiiK lr in liver (iimpl mil, malaria, e ll'll
lailuiii, rbi'iimal'ain, ilelilllty ami tmuhba t
eomiMiiliil by il'li. Im leiljr II lia u
RUSH AT SPECIAL SALES.
The Way ?w Trk Marrbanlt Draw
Frond of KiilhuttMile ihapuara.
"SHvial sales" are a feature of Ne
York commercial life in the retail line,
ami tlu.p fsitiiriluita morn tn woman's
pli'iisure and caprice than any other one
ptiacj of shopping uperienoe. mm
w ho have never been to one have uiind
a lieup of fun. In one of the large up
town stores recently there waa a "run"
in glove. They were of a superior
quality, oud sold for forty-rive cents.
The sulc eturted at 9 in the morning,
BUU Uiret liv tnero was npuueu avwnc i coiupiiiitii i uan'Nii imivuj h uw ur
around tlmt counter. Women redely
iiuidied one another away in their wild
ndtuvor to get a pair of . glove. One "'"?.WJ'M
. ( V. Y. S J - -
It would he difficult to measure the
lntenst and comment, not to v excite
ment, which the published letter of lr.
K. A. tiunn, which appeared in the
papera vesterduv, hu mtasioned. Tin
proniineiu-eoi the doctor and theunusua.
uature of the IctU'r have both tended U
add luleret to the lubject aud make it
really the Ulk ol the town.
1 ca leu Umn ir. viunii ma umLiirnriinwl a 11 nr iir.irlovoa. Une ,,r1' " :
de!,cc No. 1, West Kortveventh ,trt , nK&K?-r Z VX'"" "
yesterday a u-rno-.n. 1 ouiul rec, p- , ,. xhe - -
lion roi.m . row ,,eu, - . .... Ba..vonNl to
givo her money to one of the salesgirls.
Tl.l. viimnn nflor fiutientlv waitinir for
a time and seeing no chance of getting
. . . . . .1. - l - !
up to mo gin, quietly put ine gloves in
her muff and saunlercd off. She had a
bargain.
After a while the chaneo from M was
brought Iwck. The salesgirl had by this
time become, rattled with the confusion
an liunr'a wsitinif that I succeeded in
ohtaining an interview.
Dr. (.iunu in a distinguished looking
man, aud luipresm-d me at once by bis
manly bearing and air ot sincerity. 1
took the scht lie courteously ollered nit
aud s;iid:
"Are you aware, doctor, of the comruo-
flnn v.mr I.Ot.ir IntH ClilllMHl?''
llr' Uiiiinaii.iliHl.aildrt'lilicd: "Thing
out of the ordinary usually cauee com
ment. It not a common thing for
physician to indorse an I cordially rec
ommend medicine other than those in
the JutVrtci .Vfi'irri. History is full ol
instances of scientists who have indorsed
discoveries they Mieve to I valuable,
and have been dctimnu'ed for so doing,
and yet thesi same discoveries are blen
iug the world to-day. 1 hoH) 1 have the
manhood and courage to I true to my
v,nvi.iii,,ia aii, I tlmt is why 1 SI) OIH'nlV
and unhesitatingly indorse Warner's
Safe Cure as In'ing the greatest ot modern
discoverie ior the cure of disease w hich
have bullied the highest tk.ll of the med
ical profession."
gl was impressed with the earnestness
of tho doctor, and saw that he meant
unii tt-nnl t itt tin lit ul
"llow long have you known of this
remedy, doeUirT" 1 asked.
".Near v Ivn year." lie reimeu. -jii
- i. -ii i
.M'liriy ten years, ne rcniru. .u, again, oiuj i mm n u
I att.intinn waa originally called to tin rlioimrinir for coverinir for their hands
this." Safe Cum by a aerioa cast, of Bright'. lhall n the morning. It continue only
polite - netertrleM. wjji dJ whil.h ,,1 ho-les. , , , w WU8 , B,()l,1K.d
te hnff a an instance of forcible .,i ..,,.., to mv sumrise. under its : 3 ., . . 1 1 ..... .i. .... .i.i
WHAT TIIKV Alt! OOOD FOB.
llmsbmtTH'a I'ills are the best medicine
known.
fint -They are purely vegetable, in fact
a medicated food.
Second The same dose always produces
the name eiieet oiner purgatives reiuir
I... i I .1 . I ,l..uiH ,Iua-a antllii.
llliiira-ni iiinira aim iiiinnv wmnv itv.i.i,
f . .- i ft . :i'.. . Vl.u..l
1'. IL TI.A l....;....ala fl.a lliifaalll.n
lime ueeoinu raineu wuu mo iwuuii fraiH-nn-j
and rapidity w itl, which the glove we t-ThVv -ttlliZ'.nd carry
U'lilg lK)iint, aim immieu me iiiuiiv ofr vitiated bile aud other depraved seore-
. .I.I L -I--"
tne wrong woman, no nut u in nn tinm
purse und walked away. The ludy to
u liiini tlm iniiney belonged, irettilig un
easy at the long delay, finally elbowed
her w ay through tne crown, uemantiitig
her change, und creating no miio
excitement. Tho rush was so great
that the girls behind the counter
frantic, nml liecan lo err. The floor
walker ordered the sale closed for
three hour, announcing the time of
vunfiniiiir. Then a scene of w ild coil
fusion was disiwllcd. and the clove pur
chasers disticraed theuiselve over tho
store and wero soon busied w ith otlier
miri'li:i.a
Three hours later tho glove aalo began
again, only to tlnd even a greater crowd
iii iue uux, uis uunor renaming ilia, nu . . , . . j, , - x - ... otH-UUSi toe cierss coiuu iwi ou uu mo
the later of securing the jury n. at a illustration. It is useful too. .ince it may U(,f the patient rec-overtsl. I hm tno.i customers. It waa never re
time might have been avoided if the clerk serve to impres. upon the mind of that it in other case i.nco then constan ly. r . tl0 establishment, all the
had only chanced to pick out Mr. Levy', very large cirvloof people who plume and my original faith , ,t. powe rbas op. h1 -ut the eMaU '
name first New York Tribune. theuiselve on being musical some mini been connriiuHi. i nave " ''-"- t"y " T" " ..... . 1...1,
Trl -i. nrJfnt in musio really i. recover from inflammation of the blad- of the attempt to aell dollar ana a imir
glovea for forty-five ceuts. Incw .or
Star.
'iugust
Flower"
I had been troubled five months
with Dyspepsia. I had a fullness
after eating, and a heavy load in the
pit of my stomach. Sometimes a
deathly sickness would overtake
me. I was working for Thomas
McHenry.Druggist, Allegheny City,
Pa., in whose employ I had been for
seven years. I used August Flower
for two weeks. I was relieved of all
trouble. I can now eat things I
dared not touch before. I have
gained twenty pounds since my re
covery. JjrCcjAjUighy,
SlickerilS
TOWER'S
IMPROVED
k tha only
Absolutely
Water Proof Coat !
Quaranteed
Mr"T to Peel, Break or Stic.
lv J 1 i.ll.fOliibimL
- ' - iu bua " i ,
nmin r"waTf cm ttU M !
Cllckar tba fti. Brand traUa mark Mda Son i Wjal.
A. J. TOWER, ftsnulr. Boaton, Msafc
OarMhloM llraiaul It bttr Mian uf
-MataaalaaSatsMSlua tiaa
A
Itsliv's Metropolitan Journey,
Tlin Imlir fima from ilriu'n annth Aflfl hflfl
only been in town a few weeks, but she has
mai o I ia liinut nf li.il tlt.ia t.A Una a
black mammy, a mamma and some friends,
but she is herself years old and haa ad
venture of her own. The otlier day she
went out to the florist's with her mamma.
"Look after baby," said the mamma; "I
must run back for a letter."
Tint tlm li.iliv f iuIiIImiI nlnnor at. tba moth
er's skirts, so the friend returned to her
flowers. Then she went to meet the mam
ma returning with the letter
"Where is babyr"
"She went with you."
"rv aha did not."
The conversation was not prolonged.
The baby was nowhere to be seen. The po
Una Btntion wmi-d the likeliest nlace. and
the distracted women rushed there, but
without success. They sent telegrams 10
knowing people for aid, and scouted the
nal..klvirlinr.l with horse CM IK rilDlling by.
butcher, linker ann grocers carwuasuiug
by and curdling the blood In their veins.
The black mammy, ignorant of the town
and Its whvs. went down lenth avenue in-
ouiring if anybody had seen her baby.
- -.. .i . ..
n..i.t. u-na aiflfiiiinir nn tne corner 01 ronv
IJUIIJ T. III. . 0 - -
...,i af-if and Tenth avenue talking
cheerfully to the most typical little tough
in the neigliborliooti. i ne omen iihiuiuij
full nnnn bnr with tears and kisses. Baby
a. aiinm-tut at the interrtiDtion. "Wat
.. -,a r,.i. ms fnr'' .,e asked. Baby
JUll V"lliw .". ' -
bad made the jourVy from Hfty-seveuth
street to Korty secouu, crossing leuvu u
...... ftirA fit.inu iriiidMl onlv bv the little
CIIUV Vlli i 0--
cherub that siw up aloft, whose business
it Is to look arter the steps oi me uiiiwcii.
and the belpless.-New Vork Commercial
Advertiser. ,
An Roneat Official.
fMil am. at'tlli Vluit. tlie
1S1U JVU V v . .
I In the aftemoou? I did, and a huge
placard telling me there was no admission
f-nnfmnted meat every one. But I wanted
i n,i no.iinniiintlv lunored it.
When It first stared me in the face I was
half minded to recognize It, oui uj uu. u
I fortnulated my plan.
any n.ni -o , - .
.. . i.l. . .mill. hi ausinnnlion of thai
aUU WIV" a"""." r-
iit,a a.wi imnnrtiiut air I ve seen
DUSIIlcaniii.c m- i i all.
Jn the man who thinks he completely fl Is
all space, I sailed In anil saieiy p
.mil nn intn the ilfsiretl Imven.
Only once have I met with hindrance,
and that was In the person of an eagle
...j ...im vianifml veteran at tne
treasury front, I sublimely disregarded
. i ... k. a.niilil not stay so. tie uur
u n . "'j lf.,l in 1 Snored.
rleu aiier me nun . ,
Neither would he believe I was deaf. I
. T !; i ..t ... ordinary visitor.and
that I wanted to see Mr. Cash od important
business.
"You coot not see him.
"1 will give you a dollar.
I yoost hat bay day."
"1 will give you a kiss,"
i bin marriet."
"I represent The Kicker.
"UenanieijiB" ., . .
Here was a loyal soul who could not be
bribed, and who literally 4nterpreted hi
InstWcUons; but whatof theothersf-Mrs.
Smith in v. asmngiuu .
.. ..i iMm and Daath.
Ti.. following Uibleis one thatis osed
notion of what accent in musio really i.
It is tho outcome of that wondertui in
vention, the division of music into bar,
but for which musio might iui oe omj
the magical accomplishment of a few.
Gentleman' Magazine,
i in
.l..a iul ami Uritflit 'a (tiaeHsn when al
ui'i , hii " - - --
other treatment bad failed, and 1 have
found it especially efficient in all female
......i.i...
"Can vou specify any particular casea,
doctor?" I akel. ....
"That is a delicate thing to do," the
doctor replied ; "but, as I always keep a
written reconi oi my cavn, . can kuihi'
una,
Tha flfat taii nr tlimailiiHaa tall thaatorv.
Tli. akin kM...nmaa alt'tr. ilia ava hrurht.
.1. h.i... I a..ll..a illaaf Ii... (a M.lllhlll ln.
IIIV iiiiii.i iilur, uifriiii'ii . -
tivenesi cured, the animal vigor is recruited
i n .i ... ...i
ami ail uronir ur.i-r.iru.
II.....I...H . Hi, . . .ii 1 1 1 . 1 In ai-aru d rn if
and medicine store, either plain or 'ingar-
Tt... u.,.t.l i. ..tinult full nf aia.1 tiif-k. bnt It
laaca vain uiaan'K w 1.1 i .mi.
f il.llllla a." ftMUlM ' Hr.mfni.il Tmrhu" are
.... a...t ..tit.la.1. l.iif liavdiu' haan
liuv rrw anu mini."! w..ai ..a.....n ......
tested by long and constant use, tney nave
aiiai.ipii sp i-nipr im laua auiuiiK uw ivn
Itallie COUgll reilteuiea. mim
What I mlla tou are In n hern airtve tn ahun,
AUU IOOS n niiniei ini.f ii.-u.j w w wuuv.
RVl'TI'BK AND IMIKS CURED.
1.1 I . .. u M.......a nllaa allft all NA
n a piM.iiTciy vurw iuiimivi (-in. -
Lai dlaeaa without alu or deUMillou (mm butt
. . - ... ... a a la., all IV.' 1 ,1 f ilia
eaana. Addrvaa fur (Minphlet lira, rorlerneiu a
Uuai'jr, MS .tarsal airvev, oau fiini-j".
Rptlta-What eatiaml vnutobretk r'urni!tgP-
nii'litalih Mtaa riHslli'aT nnnnor scciupui-
al ) hi ar I mat iter new wium-i c. t.o.
Luckrd Antlers.
"Locked horn are becoming quite a
fad with somo of the swells at the me-
irni.ilij " s.iid a LTctitleman tho other duy
Untu.hir Pias. doctor mtlied : "but, as I always keep a lllllU,llu,0f the Adirondack ItunU-rsand
..i .i i.i;i..anr kiimnn ria-1 written reconi of my case. I i"n accoin- . . . ,,, ., .,,,, .. i,
ture that people are alway. looking ; u "Jy- . rf his dwk oecaal,mal alc. of the curiosity that i.
faraway a possible irom we K rd Turning demanded. on aee, tneoui story atxiut
.1... aim..! nrw.n. not only tor meir oesi . , . : i .
chance for distinction, but for the dan- .iicr0 j a rgne of a gentleman who
gers which they believe are most be- WM . 8t .uHererfrom inrlammation
eotting. of the bladder ouongstaniling. jib nau
.avt. aaf 1, l...t .. U..u..ii .. ai Hflitlrt-lt
A lion tamer ventured into me cnjju u. couauneuKnuuiLFt-rui juiyoinnMnnm.u
A . . . al I L di ll.a, I.Ol.ltAfl I nlVQllll
tne mosi icrocious . n- v """i uZi. .r,.... u
having no fear of them, altl.ougn lie u u no "-"fr.
wa. often nu to bad y mttei. uu hi :a "; hale Cure.' He felt
i i .1 aa-.ii f iiMii it t;iKinir urunijiiiiicia I . . . i
UiiU tt Ulfauiui i"" o -
One dav, after he had cnterea, wun
Derfect commsnre, a cage containing
tlm bin La that fall to fighting, and ill
some manner get their horn locked so
rl.nr run t fi t niuirt Slid tllcn Starve tO
- -
death, has taken a strong hold uvon the
roiiiontio nature of tunny jxHiple and if
they can only get a set of locked horn
niniintml tl.py are lintitiT.
...I.L.4 ..l-a I. La.-
OX 15 lCXJOY
R dh the metbod and resulta wLea
M-rtip of Figs is taken; it Lt ple&unt
.. I ' .a I ' a. iL. a a. ...J
iuu rcircsuiug to luo uuio, auu avwt
tlv eat tlr nn tliA tCidnnvm.
j . w
Liver ami Dowel, cieansei tha it.
om oiriicl nsll v. dismla colli, heaul-
iclic and fever and cures habitufll
vinatii.alinn rvermanentlv. Vat tala
in oOc ami tl bottlca ly all druggist.
CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO.
Ill FUWM. eu
ioi-si ui it. hw twit, t r.
Ti.!.rrjpiTrntTr.iin;RF ibia tnnvii.
1 nil I n i ..i i vwuuu v. vi . -. .. - -
f.,1 riwvstTMPTinv CURE is sold brdruea
eiiti on a positive (rusrantee, a test that no other
l.ure csn siann wccrsiiunj. ai jiaa -COUGlt,
HOARSENESS or LA GRIPrE, It
will cure TOO promptly. If your child hu the
CROUP or NVHOOriNG COUGH, u it
fiuirkly and relief tl wire. If you fcai CON.
SUM PTION, don't wait until your case is hope.
less, but take inist-ure ai once sua mtm !
mediate help. Lne bottles, 50c. and $1.00.
Tntvelers convenirnt pocket lire 25c. Ask
... ...nf i.l.ic f-ITt)t? Tl a
your druggist lorniuiyn jvunii. a. j
(unt- are acre or back lsme, use Shiloh'i Por
out rUsten. Price, 25c
Drs.COLE&CO.
ni ThlM Ht., Pnrtlanrl. Or. Thalr
Krviira Meihial la auparlnr to all
otlicra. Ii m-var falla. All Chninlc.
Nrvi.ua, BI kkI, xkln, I'nvaia and
U'a.ilnir lllawaaua Cnn.ll. No -
rHvur Hend atoino fur reply. Kff
lafatanca. rufflHarmnl."l. Thaf
oire all illaaruiea. Cuiwultatlon freu. I'haritaa raa
unalilf. fl-eulara fraa. I'tlvala aitilraaa Bin 411.
tt rlia ta-tla. 'inh yar Id INntlaiuL
(eavaratta Ml
BETTER MAN.
"Confcmnd too ! What do yon mean by trying
Jo run that wh-elbarrow over my toea?
"Krep -era out of the war then .' -,,,
'Felliw, I aim HitiAIUmont Butterty Tubbt
.1 . ... 1. .... nrtrlraitaif-
uw c-itDratM young auinoi ""- f: Y,zjf,
pf-ra in the current lasue of the great U orid $
"Well ,mc. Clcr-ero Leafo.snd my blood U
k-tter than youra. becauw I have od , Dr.
Grant'! fivrup of Wild Crape- t ,
jwnfier. prepared BvtheO. W uflf"
Co., at Portland OrrpMi. and my Portr"''P
Ptara daily in their Mtdntl Admitr, ao put yoau
oea in your pockrt and purify rr b,ou1 "
ln Si-nip of Wild Crape " . t , mmmr
feiit FiliAlUmont ButterlyTubbaforta er
"t drug store. . .
ooooooooeo
Clt t. for the car. ot
attendants aick-hsvlcl, J
tkm and plica, that
Tutt'sTinyPils
Gb.r. b-corn SO lafnafua- JL
frally. wit hoot rrtpi-. "LZ!" t
rmn Retwaty the r-""
n . lo I as. aiwa .-
eolation, ani is , .---
nsualk extetidetl. otasionally occur, tat
this Is a table of average expecuuw-j .
-ear old n. " 7- ..." w
years.Hinon-.., fnjm
Iteauer. ... lh.m.
Hokt lwrSToarMI-nal
Kv IT. HaaMf. Warra-. r.
S. P. 3. V, So. 4B7-6. F Sr V-Ka 634
nrflinu totbe law of average -du una.
Republic
a n- larflll HoUImS.
Dr Siemen.the Berlin electrician, dwell
InD.bous, ;hicb is known thug on
- ..Tha Wonder of ansee. H
Germany a. The on-M o ,
llcnLtedbymeansCf a miniatur.
electric railway.
JttoV"lM basonlyto
ii -on a little car. a button pressed
T-I .. r.r i alntt instantly wnere ..
0httobe.-l'"luTilBi,t
. ronaldered lteaotlfol.
In ancient Persia an aquiline nose wa
lvr...tnl of Oregon, and also n Ara
. .. a annlieo to vne
can, cootinun. "fih... -Ht. lt
aknllin onler to " ,r
. new beauty.-. atike Mu.
IUldhedd gentleman Id tb parqnet to
,Wf in"- dUri "
Tr J' emouoo. M'jmi.yo.
rf (taddla( taart c W bsad.
h m to try Waruer pate uure. jib icu . " ' ,, . ,,, nf
better from the start, and in a few week. corres,s.nd a. to siro, and by the use of
.. ... i ii . ....i.iaut nurd and cilnfl stirlntr them to-
wa entirely t tireAi. i m... - -i a
tv. ii.M.tup irn,.,l a fi'w nntres further. I o-otlierns if locked in their deuth em-
i.nir.ati.rro.1 bears and a ranther, I .,i ,i,.,n aai.l I hrn.-n I.v Mm ntaddeiiPil thrusts of flglit-
i. v l ii, i . i.i - - ami nun w.. . i j
i 1.....1. i,i. I,,...,! rrnvelv as he came 'lien, is another case. It I that ol a i i,ii,.l Then, on account of their
"""" ' "-V.V1...1 1 . .ttai.L.nf " r . :. .. ...,....,
geniiemuu no ii.. ..v.ii...... --r- great rnniy anu tno unucuiy ui uiiuuig
Well. well, sir," be said to a gentle- renal caicun, wuu n, jua ','"" '7 thorn, thev aru sold to tho rich curiosity
man who stood near, "this 1. going to gmei mrm . . ,mllll, for a big prico. Hi. frlc,, look
u-.ii- f., n.a a.iiif. dav. invor un n i . unmlnF anil envy at thuui. While lie
eim onu., v. , ai t on, but alter an uiiusiiuiiy severe v- - .
"You are arraid tnose icrououa o...- re(.ommen,ed him to try tho Bate recount 1110 story 10m uiiii oy m n" "'
mals will devour you. then?-' c wnloh ie 0;j ,d, although it Is who found their skeleton held together
..ti.. I? Paliawl You 0011 tl.i . I... t.wnlf tlm mnimlv. Iiu h tl.u liiii-na nml tlio earth all IRHlilen
think I'm afraid of them. irl Not at nn. Ilever na( an attack eince." down uround the pluco so solidly that
.11. i..,t fi,... cnifes. sir. ar uen a t . doctor coiiunueu totiirn iiioieaves nwl,., m nt grown titer in years,
n, uu. w... o--. -- ... ,, , , 1. 1....1.. .,i..i,.i. " . . r . ... ....
. I-..I . rirnllPlltHt IOUIIIB OI ni OOOK. BI1U BUUliailiy caiiaiiuwa. .i ,,, ll.n irlllllO COCS UBCK Ul II1C
ureauiui iiu-o o -- .i,,.i,l.. .au Tl I v - - o . . .,
Companion. f . 7 "fiZZ (or woods and flxe. up "ot or pair ror t n.
" ." i7. a fm, nriirht'a disease. She exi curiosuy row. -u.
About nnyln, Claar. " a,.-... and " alaint the fourth " TZT.
uda.i.o .i""i . .. . . . Tl.a LatiaeTlt or nims.
Tl, .nn la tlm lniiL'ist lived bird, and
1 reucneu tne ago
iu h work enti
states that he has
. ... . a., . .
o fi.i.iiin tlmt was iuj years oiu.
The follow ing example are cited a to
the longevity or the eagle anu vuuure:
a ...a u....U.ii.i.t.iriul In 17 l.t ami nlrendv
m a rn(,iu.i.i. . .
everal year of age, tiled 104 years after
.....la I.. iHlfl. a wlillii bended vulture.
faa.ua, 1 1 ---.- .
captured in lTUfl, died in ISiO In one of
the avlurle of Schooiihrunn Castle, near
Vienna, where it had passed 118 year
in captivity. Paroquets and ravens reach
. ,.r .'.vne 100 vpnra. Tho life of sea
U ii b v - j
and marsh bird sometime equals that
of several human generation. Like many
otlier birds, magpies live to be very old
In a tato of freedom, but do not reach
over 20 or 23 vear in captivity. The
nkrlitinimli" lives but 10 years In captiv-
. . . ...... a."
lty, and the uiacgoiru in. vunarj uirun
reach an age of from 13 to 19 years in
the cage, but those flying at liberty In
their native islands reach a much more
advanced age. JJetrolt free rrtta.
u-t... tatp.inlaa. Savlnaa Hanka.
Mechanics and storokeejiers haTe the
largest savings bunk accounts. Natu
rally we do not have many professional
.... aa rnataiinprs. 1 111 1 amonir the com
paratively few tlmt patronize savings
banks doctors seem to lay up me uioai
tj.uvi.ra trcnerally keeD their
Ulviiu j . j n . a
money In national bank, a the nature
f iimir t.rnf.nuion reauire them to have
their fund where they can draw checks
Many nrofessional men.
though, keep money in a savings bank a
a side Investment, upon which tney can
draw for a rainy day. 8ome classes of
tlm nnturo of their euibloy
.,,. 1 ara imnlilB to accumulate much
taa.., -
money. Painters, for Instance, and
actors, usuully live through the summer
UDon their winters earning. tnter-
vlow in Urooklyn Eagle
llar.Ilv Coartaoua.
rinrinir tlm pnldemic of Influenza In
one of our cltlc a gentleman who wo
suffering acutely from it went down
town one morning, and on the way met
at least a dosen sympathetic friends
At the twelfth encounter his patience
was exhausted.
"Have you the prevalent cold?" In
quired bis twelfth assailant, a burly
good natured man.
"Yea." said the Invalid, captiously; "1
have. Have you the prevalent sympa
T h chance. I happen to go Into S ,...:..,,'.,,,,. ,,ijlul hnd non.
a I - . . .i I Illlllll.il BUUIIt-UIT , i
strsngeclgar shop and the man at tne vu)siong an, Anally fell into a state of 1 lie swan is ino io igei
case ask me if I want an imported cigai conia callsed by uremic or kidney poison. It I asserted that It ha
I make up my mind that he doesn't know eyeni physicians who saw her said she 0f 100 yuars. Knauor, i
his business or that betakes me for a could not live, and in this view I fully tied "Naturhistoriker,"
.. .. . i. .. ..aTa..il in know what concurred. A he could still swallow I a falcon that wa
tort of a cigar he want andought toa, said, a, a last rt that they n, ght
so at the start. An importea cigar, a. - J every oll6 .ie re.
the average cigar stand, at the common d 8s since given birth to a
nrice. is a delusion and a snare. U I go ., . . .g pp..y Wl.n,
. a t l,.,AH.n n ml I ' ' r . , l f..i
into a place wnere tauiiioa u... ..- "Those are certainly most woniieruu
buy a cigar lam always particular to ca8l, doctor," I said, "and while I do
. IS at. ..1 .l Hnt fit I .a ..A . . ....I v aa itiAlH llllf MAtla
notice the box. ji me ciym u. " not ior a mouieni. ijiunu..
. .iioa i.n urBPtiwil titfn t ai.ni.lil consider it a crest favor
the UOX l Know mc . iiv. . , m,..j a - -- -. .
.deception. He ba put a difTeren :y???u .1.? . rmr.ublec
Hear in the box than tne one canoo ior wnua j """;-." '
bvg l ebrand. If he is mean enough to wot, d u ly usty . '
do this he is mean enough, to palm off a ' ,rot Dr. (iunn flnallT
poor cigar. lain not a cynio In any- l)W,rv gfu.. , moment's thought.
thing; but I have noticed one tiling in Botn tie iajy and her husband are so
mv travel it i easior for a man to be I rejoicol, so greatful, over her recofery
gwindled on cigar than anything that that r tnow she i only too glad to nave
b L.au. i,a.r it Tlm lu,lv is Mr. Eaves.
prows, runs or suim " o i iui ... - - . -
oIunDl ' . . I : I al.a all 1. niian nikatnrner. rlie
" I thanked'the doctor for his courteous
Tinted Palier. I .. ... . ..l...l.l l.,fn...iatinn
, l U 1 1 M 1 1 , ,11. w.aw .w.i.mww
Mr. Fast, the wife of an English pa- . ' , , , , ga.M-ed tliat bia
.1.. lifmivons todroD a bluing bag I ,.,. .,,,1 human nature will prevent
which he holds in her hands into a vat
of pulp. She is rngnienea anu savs
tl.in nliout the accident; ner nusoanu
..a fin. la tlmt the riAner has I n. t ..iiar. tihava the Law.
Storms oru i.o - ' ' . . . I .. .
- l. . . . IL. a.ut,nialiH I f - . I .1 . V. a nnn I .Q it I n lnF mmorS
a peculiar tinge, ou ni......v. id view ui w..v. .v..,
workman can throw no light upon tne circulated regarding uio iium.v.w... .
matter Thereupon lie sends tne paper tne uouir.n..-
mam r. i I i i ...i. in a..iraf at v answer tlUin-
liathtr riskv
the offer that's mado bj the pro
prietors of Dr. Sape'a Catarrh Rem-
1 -a . r at . I.1- If
edV. Itl8KV ior tief. rut ynn, u
- A. . 1 .... -
afr.ii i.nvn i ntarrn. il a a ceriuiuiy.
You'ro certain to bo cured of it, or
to bo ptt'ul 1500. That'a what they
offer, and in good faith they enre
you, or pay you, no matter uow uuu
vour case, or of how long standing.
. a a . a
But i it io much or a ruar
They have a medicine that cures
- . .a . I.. .a . all
rainrrh tint, inr a lime, out, tur uii
time. They've watchod it for years,
tlm mnnt boneless cases.
Tbey know that in your cane there'a
every ohanco of auccess, almost no
chance of failure.
Wouldn't any one take auoh
r!.1t with auoh a medicine f
Tho only question is aro yon
.... - f .1.. a a ia .ii..
willinrf to muKo tuo .usi, u m
..ir..ra am willing to take the
fit i a i ii. a., w a
riak f
if an tlm rest t easv. xoii pay
your druggist fifty cents and the
trial Degiu.
A nooM TO I.AtilM. fo MOn woaamaar,
mr in i ivr n'
WHtamy ri nRROM RIIPPnsiTnRIFS
iMi n'U uLuuvfui'. wwi. wwii -
TciJinJlMTED SAFEGUARD.
Alan s Pnaltlv. film for l,f''"';,m"V!J
KM. I ft rnf. "!-" " "Y
fnrcln-umr. laiinn-i'i---"-"
QV JaWrWUaAJj'i CO, t ill
t
Going to Buy
A Dictionary?
I
i
Tullv Auraa. ul tbo Time.
A Choice Clft. T
A Crand Family Educator.
The Standard Autiorty.
X Suoofjfior of tha sutbantie "Vna-fj.
Zbrtrliau." Tan Vars spant In ravlalrf, a
i loo rditors aniBloyed. ever :iiH).uoO
4 aipandad.
ui,. n r ail. lai.iiU .VT.f.ril.
, not biiv raiirinl. nf olanlrta fftMloua
ml liir Inn jhiiiiiiIiIi-i rnniiiliiiusnaicliiien a
-lami ri i.rr.utru i XAii.s. J
rta
Srm
ir. - .
0. C. MRRRIAM CO.. Fublliber,
& eprtogneia, maaa., w. o. m
MORPHINE
HABIT I
Books fna
SURE CURE
PsdSe Madlctna Co.. B CUT m.. e mw
ELY'8
UM BILK
ia WOKTH
$500
CatarrH
1
rHAYFE
ing this interview published for
benefit of sulfering humanity.
the
nf
.Ma.
rHAY FEVER W&A
i lue iuiiui"b . ..ia abnur w.w-. . . - 1 1 me-lemncrat yeiieruay .uii .m-v..
ilVtillM.wl",St however, accept itosa purposed novelty. Conrad, the president of the
Ing the prospect of life ' J,1 It becomes the rage; order, pour in for tny with tlie result expressed le-
.7i.. ...it nf wveral Tears oi careiui .,. Tl.a urifa con. , r "
Z U-anir issaid to seldom prove .b- more o, i - ,
TO ANT MAN,
Woman orChlld
auflVrlng from
Potn r r h
WUVtM aa a... --...-.
aoiuouioriNUFf ni "r- -
A tiartlole If applied invo earn m-uru, i.
.reS.b. ' I'.lcirtO cent, st rtniya a- or bf
all. "... m. v.'i.
BOBarniB"nwi,i.ia
trill rni iirr or iii-m
Bonef, Meiit.Orlatlasnd all
Oruaa Cut BONE will
double tba numb, r of
will naka tliam mura ii-r-tile
will earry tha haii
aali'ly tbmitgb tha molUiif
period anil put them l
conilltlan to liir wbra etna
t ommand thohlltheatprli'
Slid will doraloa your
chirk fsater Uiaa any
Other food.
fo Green Rone and
11 ia f'reoaosaaaa to kill
.hallia an I .ml awlll maka
IjtHn pet tvarf mora proab
U Head for Cstaloftie ana
Dj tirlrim.
petaldii mmi conn. rciiuiL cal
fesse. the husband forgives ner ano
aii b. mf. for hi fortune U made.
Tbi i the very eimple origin of tinted
paper. Illustrated American.
ror Lrttarlnf on Gltw.
In order to fasten glas leturs, flgures,
etc., on glow (show winuows; BO ma.
even when submerged In water for sev-
. V io..i facta which will tell them, eral Gay, they will not uraniuruK...iu, tor It. juecomi an;
.iKives-ten etit atuw iiurn tjgean India rubber cement The best that It bows to the decision of the Hu-
sd'sz sacKsisiss Taw-'t-i.-s
Rioorter Mr. Conrad, it wa asserted
. -..auka if n In th Northern news
aUUaw " wv a n a - -- --- -- ,
papers, and the statement has since
been revived recently, that the company
is about to remove to Kicaragua, and
there, under a government franchise,
open up the bosine on a grander icale
man ever. ... , ,
President Conrad I have beard somc-
.ui-i. i .i.i. l.i.t tbara ia nn foundation
VtllUK fc'ml ...w-w --- ------ .
forit. Thecompany ha officially sUted
tur vu.a. .. , ( -
rubber, three parts mastio and fifty part
-i,t,rw, la-t stand for several days
,illlIWIVIIl -
at a low temperature to dissolve the ce
ment. It must I appuea very r....u.j,
U it becomes thick very soon. When
spread with a camels Hair orusn over a
crack in glass or porot lain vessel this
cement effectually close it, ana ineve-.
future action r
President Conrad I cannot state the
case more strongly than waa done at the
time thecompany decided not to attempt
to obtain a renewal of tti charter, lean
only repeat that the company will con-
al . I- kn.lnaaaa until tll eZOlratlOD 0
UUU? IU uiifiiiv u" a , ' .
its present charter and then ceate to
. . a a .1 ..-.. ail altd all
oemeut run.. v L ".V i . n..Hor..fift aitue all
aa.la mav be made serviceable ior noium eiisi. i cauuu. ""- r ' , , 7 nave.
bear the application
Telegram.
Traraimrot of atnttwrars.
r. ia 9lrl thnt stain merer rarely if
eTer show any imediment to sieecb
when speaking in wnispeiw. uu una
fact a new method of treatment lias been
adrocated by Dr. Coen, which is a fob
lowsrlnthe first ten cays sp.-akings
prohibited. Thi will allow rest to the
i Toice, and constitutes the preliminary
staze of treatment, yunng ine dc. wu
lliu liianoi. .... a
Reporter Have you any onjecuon u
my sutinir thi s a flnalty for the satis
faction of the public?
President Conrsd None whateTer.
Reporter me of the Eastern pspers,
Mr. Conrad, persistently assert that the
ktterv company continue to ue the
United Bute mails In the prosecution
of iu business: will you kindly tell me
fthstUtrne?
n...u uv.nJ Tt iantlarlinntrne.
rrftBiueiivvaj"."- , I j
W are obeying the law in IU letter and
.pirit, and our sgenU ererywhere are
..j a- ka It U'a ara nainff the
lia.o a ' '
. . . I M l. l ik. a.l.ta.
davs speaking is periuimiuic i tnatructea 10 ooey iu ""
Derimr Toice, and In the course of the xprMa companies only in onr businee,
r . .. j i ...a. I . . i ii ... aiaftilara ara nrintM in-
next fifteen aays tne oruiuii wi.cir . SDu in an v..v- r---
-" . . a 1 1-.. fwlaaana. I A., jane A.
n, -atfirt wna hardlv courteous, and
the man himself felt aaliamed of it after
ward, but at the moment it seemea to oo
tdm good. Youth's Companion.
Eat Mora frail.
Meat three times a day is more than
average down town dwelling numan na
ture can endure. Functional dUturb-
tivor o-sll stone, renal cal-
aiiunv. m.w ...... v
....ti .liu.ava of the kidneys, dyspepsia.
riedaclie, iiu of ill temper or of the
blues, irritability anu genenu uwn w
Ui Joy of life are largely due to an ea
a ..i m.at and other hkhlT ooncen-
t,4 ffwt What ahall we eati W
reply, eat more li-liWicalCWca
I B 1 1 t-iT a TTVK
BniGHTMILDfcPU
Tohacco is mans most uni
versalluxurv. the fragrant aroma
of MASTIFF PLUG CUT starts
neoole to Dipe-smokins:, . even
r. . . t.
those who never usea ioihoo
before.
J. B. Pae Tobaeeo Co., BIchmoDd, Irflnl.
YOUNQ MCNI
The Spoolflo A No. I.
1 1 h... I fv.U all Maaa nf flflB.
haai. and Ulaw. no lua Off of Imw lunf
aii.nilliiit. IT-vanta atrt-tiir, II h-ln
UtiihI ri'inailr. tlirra whan rvarylulue alaa
Laa ..il I 1. fnn ny aii ..niaaoiia. ...
Uaiiulaa-luranK'tlMA.M'liiiaiihal.MMIcIn
a na. Co,.Ban Jua..tal.
0
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1
BUSINESS
( SMITHS' CASH STORE,
iina rrmi ax., a
nrdar aarlr and avot4 'aU rath.
TbU aoala' Trif Li
read.
Ttllltbaarno-iHtfae
Irailln rfo1r for all la
unnatural d-whrra aa
prlalaSlafaaaaiilBia
eartaiaaora lor taa aaatla
Ullng waataaaa fault
to aontl. ... w
I praaenba l aaa raai aa
la wimaiaadlBS U M
SIl aa n.raia.
f ,iiriln"N 1
iT..nAva.M
f j liaataawaf aal w
I I aaaaaSataMf.
V TTi'if "2
"l Uiwaijl W.
aa-".I?
U kval't
1
8T0NHI, 0 ,0T ,
i mj . ' a . .
A Uttiuhi Htalir.tuluiljr4Mll-
v uUting.tUBplwat uotTt. Ctr
&uTr(r.lliita Ctloiluo. Addr
Pianos and Organs.
WINTER HARPER,
71
Morrison Street, Portland. Or.
Bo ae.
... " I J A liha Bianli aanJ fNBT aal floa
Ilia UDia aaia. nn. . ' , . .
aoflSlltatkf mall to ikaolaa-4 i-Jiabla bnaw
'SSmti ka yuedla, aaf; If tka aaanaa
a anl aallilirtrrr nu taaaaa t4.
Ja ria Aaaayar and ADalyUeaU'bamlat,
. la 1 15 A, H WaahiiKloQ at., roctlaad. Or,
a
nf laalt.lL. a. a. . , V
i -frMrvaH4HaHlrlff I H Av i A " '
Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts,
' mU And All Klnda of MILL SAWS. Alao Saw "palrln.
gtr SIMolloS SAW CO r front Strwt, Partland, Or. -CI