6H0RTHAN0 UNDER DIFFICULTIES. I'irklng l'p Ilia Principle of MUnographi While In a Military Prison. Punting dowu one of the aisle of tha ball v of rvcnwiitutivui the oilier day I noticed Congressman Holme, of Iowa, writing short bumL "Are you a stenographcrf" I askuL "Yea," lie rt-pliol ; " followed It ui pro-ft-aiou for several years, w hile I was study lug law. I was the resirter for two court In my state." "Then you muko tlie third member of tlie present holme who la a shorthand writer l)y profession." "Yea; Hitt, of Illinois; Fonl, of Michigan, ... and myself answer to our name wbeu tba ' Ml of stenographer! In railed." 5 "How did you bup-n to learnl" . "I picked up wbut I know of shorthand j when I was a prisoner Ht Columbia, B. C, ':, during the war. I always had a fancy for learning it, lint Dover got the time, and w hile ' I was in prison I thought it would not only : be a useful thing to leani, but that the study ' would be a muck better mode of aaliig , away time than playing cards or whittling puzzles, I had great dilllculty in getting a ', book, however, and it cost me t-'jO iu green . backs, all the money I had in the world I llrst offered the guard 3 for a shorthand Isxik, and Anally ruined bira to 10. It was i au awful price to pay, as Confederate money wus then worth about two rents on $1, aud my IM in greenbacks made the guard rich; f" but he said be would be shot if he waa dis covered, as orders prohibiting the guards from communicating with the prisoners were very strict and rigidly enforced. Col. Senimes, the brother of tlie Confederate aj. niiral, was the conmiunduiu of the prison. t "Well, when I got my book I studied six, eight, ten houi a day, Any fool can leuru shorthand by practice, but very few people ever practiced as diligently as I did, and in a few months I was a proficient writer. As soon as I learned the signs I began reiorting by taking down the conversation of the other prisoners, and nearly every word that was uttered in my presence for several months was faithfully re)rted. It was the best sort of practice, and it not only kept me from get ting homesick, but furnished an interesting diversion for the rest of the fellows. " w "Where did you get your iier(" ; "That was the greatest dilllculty. My original supply I got by trading the buttons on my couc for it. The paper was coarse mtiuilla stuff, but it waa thick and strong, and I got a rubber, so as to erase one day what I hod written the day before. A few sheets thus lusted mo a good w hile. I was only 10 years old, so that it was a very use ful exjicrience to mo; and when I came out Of the war I bad a profession. Stenographers were source in the west then, aud I went into profitable busincsi i t o'.cc. Since I have been practicing 1...,' i u.-o been of great use to me, for 1 can take down the testiiumy of witnesses, or tuck as I want of it, ver batim, and use the system iu many other ways." St. Louis Republican. . Singular Trio on Broadway. In upper Broadway is frequently seen a singular trio, its most striking figure is a man servant, of the English uttern, who wears a high hat with a band of cloth around it and a dark blue coat, reaching to his shins, and doubtless covering a more emphatic liv ery, lie is as stiff us though frozen by the blizzard, and his countenance is utterly ex pressionless, lie carries two umbrellas uudtr one arm. The next person, taking them by sine, Is a prim looking woman of 40, whose plainness of dress is very careful when you come to look at it critically. The third aud importuut person is a girl of 10, juuuty iu dress and air, and with a distressing elf consciousness considering her youth. Her bund rests in a proprietary manner on the arm of the woman, while the man servant walks deferentially yet pompously behind them. The child is going to a fash ionable dancing school for a privute lesson. The woman is her governess, who instructs her iu most of the bl anches of education, and who is now escorting her to the duueing master. The lackey goes along ostensibly to protect the extra precious heiress, but really to give impressiveness to the procession as a sort of drum major. New York Sun. Feuilnln Swells as Photographers. The feminine swells of New York havegoue into photography. Ho many a glass roofed Bower room in Fifth avenue aud its neigh borhood is tho resort of one or more fair photographers, and ill several cases photo graphing parties ure held by appointment once a week. A practical man is hired to manipulate the plates, and so the results are reached at the time aud pluce of meeting. Tha girls pose the human objects, aim the camera, and within half an hour see the pho tographs completely mounted on cards. The pictures range from artistic prettiuess to clumsy comicality. Comiiosite photographs, showing the amalgamated faces of a whole coterie, are a favorite fancy. Again, the casual caller is liuble to be invited by his young hostess into the conservatory, not for a sentimental chat among tlie flowers, but to sit before her Ions. If she be a beautiful and bowitcbing creature, and she says, as she uu cai the lens, "Look straight into my eyes," the "pleasant expression" oC the bewildered and fascinated fellow is apt to be a singular depiction of silliness and embarrassment Perhaps thut is part of the enjoyment which she obtuius from the instrument. New York Letter. Oyster for Chicago. The pleasing intelligence is made public here thut nearly all the oysters which Chicago epicures and others have leen eating are sub jected to such vigorous hydropathic treat ment as to render them practically without flavor. It is explained that the "shuckers" iu the Baltimore patking houses in opening the oysters throw off all the liquid, as they are paid so much a gallon for "solid meats." The oysters are then thrown into a larger colander holding about a barrel, and as soon as it is filled a stream of cold water in the shape of a spray is turned Uon the oysters for a considerable length of time, for the purpose of bleaching them and bloat ing them. The practical effect of this it completely to deprive them of their original " flavor; but, as if this was uotenovgh, a large piece of ice is put in a barrel and the oysters are then poured into the barrel and the barrel headed up. In this condition they are shipped to Chicago. Over 1,SW carloads of oysters were shipjied to Chicago from Balti more last year, and after being subjected to the cheering process of an all rail ride to this city their condition is in no wise improved. Chicago Cor. New Y'ork Tribune. The Dial Turned Baek. Though not a believer in evolution, it is aid the Rev. Robert Collyer tells an amusing story of a trained troop of mon keys he once saw in London on a stage. They had been drilled carefully to go through a aeries of military exercise in uni torn, and were making a fine display of their attainments when a man in the gallery threw a handful of nuts on the stagehand the simian soldiery at once broke ranks, threw down their guns, and scrambled for the bard shelled dainties. "That moment," sars Dr. Collyer, "the hand on the dial of "time was turned back a thousand years!" -is York bun. Women In Aslauo Lands. A''k,H rirl Yxliif are scarcely con sidered worth bringing up in China, the women of the working classes there bold their oa much better than in most Asiatic count, and even some European eouutrie. They work in the fields with their husbands. Kit tha heaviest and most aisagromuio are not imposed upon them. In Japan thai peasant women take to the fields, road; waking, etc, with their husbands, on terms of perfect equality. There is nothing of slave and master in the relations of wife and bus-, baud there; if anything, th oua axB to tie tha lead is tha affaire of Ufa Boston MICROSCOPIC WONDERS. CHAT WITH PRESIDENT COX, 01 THE NEW YORK SOCIETY. Mtthmls of Mrtt.urlnt l Inula Objects Work Don Iu llM. lln( alM tiinmliilii, MlrrobrsMy.trrlr of III. "Hrownhu Mavrnirut" alt Cry.uls. President C. P. Cox, iu a very Intercatin, conversational his home iu the Westmore land, Sioke of the work of the New York llicroseopicul society for 1W. 11 r. Cox first mentioned the vast improve hieut in the methods of measuring micro scopic object. This is done by rulings ot gloss, which are pmdiiifd by complicated bill wonderfully delicate machine. Tbev an constructed no as to accurately divhle au inct ! or any other unit of measurement into any desired numln-r of iarta, at, for Instance, 1-lOUof an Inch, l-limoof an inch, and even 1-10,000 of au inch. Only three of tbcat machines, however, have produced auy note worthy work. One is the invention of I'ro feasor Roger, of llurvard college, anothet that of Mr. Easoldt, of Albany, and a third tliat of the professor of physic at Johns Hop kins university. These three machine dt different kiiiihi of work, though ruling parallel lint by meaus of a tine diamond point upot glass or metal, to lie used as micrometers, which are to object under the inicrosoi) siniiliar to the scale of Inches portrayed at the bottom of maw and architectural plans. The finest rulings thus fur produced by any of the machine are at the rate of something likellUu.OUUto the inch. Homo Idea of tin closeness of tlie ruled line can be obtained from considering thut l!,0O0 such line would occupy only the stce included iu the thick ness of a sheet of ordimtry letter paier. With this explanation of the method ol measuring object under the inicriHcie, Mr. Cox started in to tell some of the thing members of the society bad done in the last year toward disserting and examining mi crobci, which oause aud spread diseases like cholera, diphtheria, yellow fever or malaria. Iu every day English be explaiued thut tbt microbe and tho bacillus, the inicrolat's twiu brother, are name for exceedingly minute organisms which exist in infinite Humbert wherever they find their )iurticulur fowls, either in the In pi ids of the human body in both health ami diseuse, in the tissues of ani mals, iu stagnant water and sewerage. In a dried and dormant state they even float in the air, from which they descend into theii proper habitat. Thus they cause and spread diseases like cholera, diphtheria, yellow fever and malaria. Each disease baa a mi crobe or germ Hvuliar to it, and which may be easily distinguished by the luicroscoiie from nearly all other microUw. Specimens of all these microls have been collected by a member of the society and sown Uon a gelatine surface, Just as a farmer sows oats or w heat. Tbey will grow tip us sort ot fungus, and even to the nuked eye they will theu be as distiuguisliahle, one sort from an other, as oats are from wheat, or w beat from rye, or rye from barley. Professor Cburle E. Pellew, of Columbia, is the member of the society who bos thus sown little field of diphtheria, consumption, cholera, yellow fever and other dangerous disease. Tbey are under cultivation like grasses iu a rockery. These little grass plots of the ter rible diseuse are glass covered, uud whole cemeteries are represented in them. Mr. Cox referred to oue dilllculty the microacopists bad experienced iuexiierimein lug with the fungi of these terrible diseases. At a certain stage, or rather iu the advanced growth of the fungi, new microbes are shed, which are infinitely smaller than the original microbe. These microlirs have a shell like a hazel nut, and about as bard, and even after they are boiled at a great heat some micro scopist differ as to w betber tlie diseuse germ has lieen destroyed. Microbes are like jKituto bugs. They encircle the globe. You can scraie them off your tongue. Microbes de stroy the teeth. They are with us and about us morning, noon and night. Tbey are even in the medicine bottles in the druggists' shops. Mr, Cox then told of the discovery of one of his brother luicroseopista who ex amined a number of viols on the shelf of an up town druggist. At the bottom of the rials a sediment was found which, under the powerful gaze of the microscoiie, turned out to bo microlies, and auy prescription prepared with the liquid iu the vials would harm in stead of heul the patient. He referred to this to show the care that all druggist should ex ercise iu keeping fresh medicine in their vials. Mr. Cox then told how the microscope bad shown w bat is known as the Browniau move ment to be a mysterious trembling, or hulf rotary motion, which seems to take place incessantly in any sort of substance, if finely enough divided and held in suspension iu a liquid of suitable siieeiflo gravity. "Kor example,'' he said, "a little gamboge rubbed up iu water will exhibit au activity among it microscopic particle which will give them the apearaiice of being alive when looked at through the microscoie. No one knows the cause of this motion nor it limi tations as to time. 1 have a specimen of this sort which has been under observation for thirteen and a half years, and, as far a known, has never show n any sign of slacking in all that time." Speaking of tho microscope on minerals, Mr. Cox said that many crystalline sub stances, particularly quarts, abouud in small cavities, or "bubbles," left when crystallisa tion took place. Sometimes these are empty. Sometimes they are filled withagus. Often they are filled with brine, in which a cube of tall is held in suspension. If the cavity and its contained suit crystal are exceedingly small, Browniau movement occur in the salt particle aud afford a very interesting object for the microscope. Tho quart of ordinary granite is generally rich in such moving "in clusions," aud thus a thing which is ordinarily regarded as actually inert 1 aoea to be filled with activity. This is one reason why gran ite used in the construction of buildings goes to piece iu a fire, for the beat expand the liquid or gas contained In the cavities, and causes such pressure a brooks the stone asunder. The presence of the brine in these cavities is regarded as evideneo that the granite, which was formerly looked upon a an igneous rock, 1 really sedimentary. One of the interesting sight is to see mem bers of the society cut a fly, a beotlo, or house roach into a thousand pieces, every ono of winch is thinner than the finest hair. Thii uoae by a knife, or rather a sort of plauing machine, the edge of whose blade can only be seen by a microscope. Too insect is dro-incl into a sionful of hot parafflne, which Is allowed to cooL It l then put la place on the microscope and planed or shaved by the machine until every thousandth part of the insect is cut off, somewhat after tha fashion of a Second avenue butcher operat ing ou a bologna sausage. The wax contain ing the specimeus is then floated in alcohol, which f rues the -imen. It is then secured by tho application of a drop of balsam and laid ou a tiny bit of glass, upon which are focused the powerful kiise of the micro scope. Thus the thousandth part of a fly i as discernible to the mVroscopist as a frisky coif to a SulliTaa county farmer. New York Knn Lwllrs Who tan Talk. There are some ladies who can hold tbelr own In after dinner spew-be, u you please. And should not every lady, as well as every gentleman, be able to acquit herself credit l.lv in this social field) Mua Kato Sanborn is always capable of making a bright little speech with a neat turn in it Mrs. M. Louise Thomas, president of Sorosis, I a dignified and serious speaker. Mrs. Eli Arc hard Connor is a particularly pirating speaker, mha nut eenuine humor into the work. Mrs. Isabella Beecher Hooker can keep her audience tittering with laugbtrr. Rev. I "be be Hanaford bit her lirteoen upward. Sbei always the same sweet spiritual soul, with a jand above all foolishness. New York Presi "Kvarj Da Talk" rhONUNCIATION IN ENGLAND. Proper Kame PUgulseil Bejron4 Reeof. altlou.-A 1'anlaJ LI.U Fersons who are entirely educated through the eye without reference to the or and ou whom sound has no effect are content to pronounce names a tbey have been accustomed to hear I hem pronounced, without taking the trouble to observe or even to notU-e how they are spelle.L So what we call bad pronunciation of names by those moving In good society that I to say, the educated classes Is their good pronunciation, and In almost every in stance the change 1 for the worse to the educated American critic; for Instance, 'Chuinley" for I'holmoudeley, 'Marsh kauk" for Majoribanks. Bech'mp" for Beauchaiupa, and so on. Nothing but the fact that the people In Eng land speak different dialects In dif ferent couutiea, that they cannot understand one another, must ac count for the fact that Blythe is pronounced "Illy." Main waring Is called "Manneriug," so "liny Muniierlng" I reallv Uuy Maiuwaring; "McLcod" la Mci'unid. In Molyucux the x 1 sounded; 111 Vaux the final x is also sounded, but in K vereux the final 1 1 not sounded; In IVs Vaux tho llual x la dropped. Iu Meux the x take the sound of "Mews." Ker 1 pronounced "Kur," and Is would be very bud at vie to call it "Cur." Cock burn is calico Coburn." Cowper, the poet of the "Sofa" aud "John Oilniu." la called '"Cooper" always. In Waldegrave the "do" bhoujd be dropped. It should be called "Walgrave," a slight accent ou the first syllable. lit Loudon always aay "Burkley" for Berkeley. Only the Lou don cabmeu call It what It la. They aay "Berkeley square," but .my noble lord savs "Burkley square." Tho IVrby is the Durby. In Pillwgn the "w" takes the sound of "u;" It is pro nounced Dillun. Iveden Is called Uve- deu. 1'cpys should be pronounced PepU, the accent on the first syllable. Evelyn is called Eveelyn, with tiie accent on the first syllable. In Monson the o take the sound of u, and it is pronounced Munsoii. The aaino Iu I'onsouby, which is always Puusutiby. Blotitit is always lilmit, Brougham is Broom, Buchan should bo pronounced Bureau. W'euiys is always Weems, D'Eresby is always Dersby, St. John I "Sin Jin," a a surname or a Christian name, but as a locality or a building It Is pronounced a spelled St. John. Montgomery la Mungoinery. In Elgin the g I hard and should be pro nounced aa the g Iu give. The g in Clif ford Is soft, a Jifford. Tlicy talk of "Jifford's History of England," and the g in Nigel la also soft, a the Fortunes of Nigel. In Cony tighum the o takes the sound of u and should bo pronounced Cunning ham. In Johnstone the t should not be sounded, Strachan should be pronounced Strauu, Hrathcote is culled llethcut. Hert ford is called Harford. Seymour is pro nounced Semur, Albergruvenny Is culled Abergeuny, Bourne is Burn, Colquhoun is simply Koohonn, the accent on the last syllable. Coutts is railed KootR, Du chesne Is Dukaru, Eyro is called Air, (loner is Uor, UeofTrey Is called Jefry, Ilaino is Hume, and Kuollys Is Knowlos, Lehigh is Lee, Menzies Is Myngies, Muc Uemera Is pronounced Muciicuira, Sandys Is pronounced Sands, St. Clair is Siukler, Vaughan Is V'orn; but St. Maur Is culled St. Muur. Villiers Is called Villers, Villo bois is still pronounced liko a French name, "Veulbox," Tyrwhit is Tiurret. In all this one is reminded of the English lord who gave his card to au expressman. "Mr. Cohoou," said tho expressman. When he looked at the card it read Col quhoun. "That Is one of them adventurer fel lers." said the expressman. Beth line Is pronounced Beeton, Dalzlcl Is pronounced " Decal, Cbarteris Is culled Char-tors, licoghegan Is called Oaygon, Ruthven Is called Uivven, Fildes is called Filedes, Bicester is called Bister, Cireucis ter Cisestcr, Belvolr Is Bever, I'ontreract is simply Ijiufret, Kokcby is called Itookby. In Burdett, Kennaird and Pttrnell the last syllabblo is emphasized. Iu Trede gar, Bredalbano, Clunricurde, only the middle syllable is emphasized. For Tra falgar square the old Londoner says Tra falgar square. This dillereuce of nomen clature reaches also to tho very different names of things, as uo oue iu London asks fur an "apothecary shop;" lie asks for the "chemist's" if he wants a dose of medi cine. Apothecaries existed iu Shak spere's time, as we learn from "Romeo aud Juliet," but they are "gone out" siuce. As soon as an American can divest himself of saying "bag(?ngo" and learn to say "luggage" the sooner will lie be un derstood. Mrs. M. E. W. Sherwood's Letter. Gold Washing In California. Wlinf an earth ararrlnir. devastating Pro cess that whole system of gold washing has been to a portion oi lamoriiiai n uus torn down hills and mountains, filled up lnvulv vnllnva nmt ravine with ris'k and mud and left only bare rock and piles of bowlders wuere wcro oeiore Biiaueu aim fertile littlo plains. Tills bus taken place nvor hundreds of miles of territory. But nature repairs such ravages very quickly, especially In California, where vegetation, wild or cuuivaieu, grows aueru rapiu transit, fnsblon. There it soon binds u n these earth scars with wild vine and bushes. I have seen saplings growing through the roofs and burring the doorsj nf tha cabin In a caniD which had not been deserted more than ten years. So fur as outwaru "inuiraiions went, no set or perfect rule will work In finding milil Aa tn nliim nr manner of denosit. the diggings In one locality would lo a contrauicllon to inose in aiioiner. ins heaviest gold was generally found deepest. But sometimes the heaviest gold waa found on the top in the very grass roots. Old miners finally droniied ou an adnge that developed Itself like many other tlilnmt nut f tlm lifn and luck of the dig gings. That aduge was: "Oold Is goner- any wuere you una u. mis woriteu. There I no getting outside of it. The Mexicans say: "It take a mine to work mine." I would recommend these two texts to all who are disposed to am bark in mining ventures. Prentice Mulford in New York Star. A Novelty In Watche. English cavalry officers have been the means of furnishing people from the states with a novelty In watches. The cavalry men have found It convenient while on horseback to carry their timepieces on a strap around their wrists to save them selves the trouble of unbuttoning their coats whenever they want to know the time of day. Some one turned np at the Metro pole a few days ago with a watch worn aa a bracelet, and now nearly every American who wants to be in style carries his timepiece in this manner. 'They are really of value to men on horseback. London Cor. New York Press. A Bit Bock less A man In Cincinnati has tnatle afH davit that he colled upon acq uaintai.c by telephone and had a five minutes' ctiut, and then learned that the man had been dead two hours when ha hel loed him op. It la hoped the dead man got satisfaction over the wire. That if more than any live one will ever get Detroit Free I'res. The direct action of steam at 213 degs. la nffiz-ient in rii-atmv all frerm in from ' five to fifteen minutes. The efficacy of beatea ary sir is uncenaia. The nondurbvn government La ordered a scientific survey to be uada of tha ruins of Copau. TIIE ETERNAL CITY. MODERN NOTIONS CROWDING OUT THE OLD AND PICTURESQUE. lirowlng IMreNM-t for III Sabliatlk A Vat limine Taken I'luee The I'rlrsl hiMMl and Hi Military I'orrlaiivr. Hie Human Cowboy Maidens lair. Rome is unquestionably the hih school of art, but iu its e e: dny assvt it i a disnp poiiitinent. The city ha lost it individu ality, lioveriiuieiit employe pave the lireetx on Sunday, and men saw wood in public on the same day, Kvervthin is done left handed, literally or M(ruralively. Cal men run their vchicl at a furious rate with a stumpy horse ami withering curses, always manuring to keep to tiie left; the knob ot doors turn in that direction, and men who cut limlicr for fire purosc put their left foot ou one rim of a wood saw w ith the blade ill a erMidicuhir position, and ruu the stick over the t.vth. Business is ublust on Sundays. Boy begin early in the morning tosereiuutheirdisinter estodnes in the wealth of this world by an nouncing the low prices they ask for bur onion they curry with them ou a long string; greasy looking men, with fish on philters, cry out tho excellence of their slin k, w hile others, with huge bunches of cel ery balanced on their head, desecrate the festival with their noise and grimaces. The shopkeeiers pull down their shutters and bang on the outside w all siecimen article. The butcher will iu this way display side of meat and the shoemaker rope of Imyts. A tailor, tape measure iu baud, is at bis door ready to execute an order for a suit of clothe, Tho sight of thousands, prayer book In band, en route to thu churches, ha uo elfect on those who violate tho day. Once a rarity indeed, uow to be seen frequently ou Suudays, intoxicated men go along tho street staggering or singing aloud from hired carnage. Others, with their backs to walls, where sunshine will keep them aglow, Iouiil'O for hours, relieving tlie time by quulTs from their long necked bottle, held ou a finger by a loop of braided straw. MODEIIN NOTIONS. A vast change toward modern notions has arrived. A street railway skirt the Coli seum, and omnibuses chose one another into the fuiuous precinct of the city. The silo ot a grand whice, reared in is uow a beer gurden, w ith tho beverage nt three cent a glass, and the walls of the building altered to suit the purswcs ot the business conducted therein, l'uliliu life lias lost much of the traditional picturesqucuess and romantic appearance. To la) sure, the brown hooded, long bearded Benedictine monks, the bare footed Capuchins, witli their hair cut into a topknot, tlie white robed priest ot tlie Kcd Cross, the Christian brothers, in their black gowns and immaculate collars, clergy iu knee breeches, black stockings and silver buckled shoe, and students iu flowing rohef and w ide brimmed, low crowned felt huts, are met ut every turn; but they are dwarfed iu uumlier ami novelty by the uniforms of the military, for Koine is Hliccd by 1-1,0410 troops, in ull the glory of infantry, engineer, riflemen, cavalry, Held artillery, grenadier and gendarmes dress. They lino the street aud till the houses. To their uses, as well as those ot the civil authorities, the oldest of buildings are being appropriated. Eligible locutions for private or governmental use are selected, without regard to the antiquity of the surroundings, and structure of the living era crectt-d. Here and there on street corner strapping young fellow iu blue jackets, breeches of tho sumo color, red vest and blue stockings, with their feet in huge hobnailed shoe or sandals, and swathed at the ankles, loiter iu the conqiauy ot gray beards, in rags hidden benealh a cloak thut reaches to the ground, who kiu with artistic elTcct on an umbrella ot blue stuff. American and English are such numerous visitors that the influence of their customs, manners and habits is crowding the typical resident out of existence. They have now their doctors, their dentists, patent medicine and tailors, and one mim tho announcement in all quarter that English is sjiokeii. The peasant who comos to town with his team of three horse, resplendent in flaming trap pings, plumes and tinkling bells, and driven tandem to his cart, has to pull to ono side to allow stylish broughams, couK3S and family carriages, with prancing animals aud clean shaven coachmen and footmen with the asparagus bunch looking tuft on one side of their shining high hats, to pass. TUB ROHAN COWBOY. In this day tlie Koiiian cow boy is looked upon curiously enough by even those who speak his own tongue when he come to the city for the holidays. A veritable "bull pusher" he is indued, with his short stick and its iron point in hand to goud the cuttle. The sombrero of bis North American con temporary dilfcrs only in color from his black felt hat, while the accoutermenta of leather leggings and spurs are alike. Deserted, save with occasional exceptions, is the publio square around whose massive stein Neapolitan girls ot rare beauty and bright bued dress ware wont to congregate to hire their charms for the artist's guidance in bis work. A few are still left, und a strik ing conqiarison they make with their sisters in bonnet, sealskin sucquc, velvet jacket and silk dresses. No bustle or padding serve to fill out their highly colored dresses, uor bangs to sot off the classic arrangement of their hair, parted in the center and falling in even propitious on each side ot the bead. Tajiering from shoulders to the biM, their waists are symliol of healthful ease and good twenty-four incline in circumference. No corsets mar the outline of the graceful figures. Their swuu-like necks are bare al most to the shoulder blade. Theirs are the "eyes black as sloes and bulr the color of the raven's wing." In one particular only do they resemble the lloman girl In modern dress: they love high heel on their siiaiely low cut shoes, and oftentimes have them four inches in length. Women in Home have a passion in this direction, for thereby the foot i arched, it size curtailed to the eye aud the instep gracefully turned. The glory of Home has well nig'.: departed; the tag end of its once every day self is alone determinedly preserved in it bad cigar and leathery bread made without yeast. The for mer burn as if comjKMvd of brown par wrapper and pine shavings for fillings. For the latter, the sarcasm of Hawthorne that the most lusting monument of the memory of the bakers of Home w ould be a pile of their own loaves is a applicable now a it was in his day. Home Cor. Baltimore Sun. Capacity nt the Churches, 6b Peter's, in Rome, will accommodate 64,000 persons; Dome of Milan, a7,000; St. Paul's, in Home, 2-1,000; St. Sophia, Con stantinople, iryiOO; Notre Dome de Paris, 81,000; the Dome of Florence, aoJOO; the Cathedral of Pisa, 1:),("I0; St, Mure, in Ven ice, 7,000. Public Opinion, Care ot an Oil I'alntln. "Never roll up an oil minting with the re verse side out," said an artirt, recmtly. "If It I raining or snowing tlie wetting of the reverw side will make the punt In front peel oft Dool be afraid to have the paint outside if you must roil. "Chicago News, Wait Ccntnrr aeleneo Prinwr. "What would one not give," asked Lob bock, "for a science primer of the next cen tury f for to paraphrase a well known saying, even the boy at the plow will then know more of science than the wisest philosopher! do now." Arkansaw Traveler. Tha Tta of Ability. "That young Simkins is a very charming (eUow. lis was talking to ma all tha mors tug, and be wa so clever." What did he sayf" "Oh. be didn't ear anything, out n m a so wau.' uus. KEEPING UP "THE B0V. Uow to Clear Hie iilmrli llul of the Itru I n Keen V h I laral Ion. Nowadays, elderly mm, in gnvtlnjj one aiiotln r, are very foinl of the phrase, "How do yo'i do, old Isiy!" It Ik a good sign that tlie Idle is so npulur. There ha been too much fooli-h discussion iu hook of physi ology n to the date at which one cease to to a l'V and Ixxvnie a num. Pub's can Hover settle the qui-stiou, it is settled by t'.lo fur more s-rtiuent query, bow long in life ran you conl nine to enjoy dancing, rowing, run ning, swimming, coasting, etc. I Now, care ful investigation establish the fact thut tba AiiH-ricun of today can keep up his keen in terest iu these tiling Just alsiut twenty yisurs longer than the fathers did. Fifty yenr ago the average man of 4 was ashamed ot not looking old. Cutaway routs and derby lints would have swuml a unlltting for sucli a stage of existence as the motley garb of a harlequin. If lie did not stand on his dig nity aud abjure childish spirts he felt lie would lose ull authority oer his children. One dash with them on a Amble runner down a hillside would, he believed, finish him for ever iu their eyes. So, of course, tho boy dies young in him. What a change nf scene is witnessed to day, particularly in the newer sections of the country. I. "I any one take, for example, a winter run out to tho great northwest, aud see what is going ou in cities like St Paul and Minncaiohs, No matter what bis aire, inevitably wilt he fall m with some middle aged Judge or colonel who will say: "I want you to go out with mo to-night to the tottog gun slide; it's grand fun, I tell you." Ho out he got, and iu due time finds himself on the very edge of a diwy precipice of glare ice. The first invitation to go dowu be decline as ressK't fully as ho would an Invitation from a maniac to jump olT Hunker Hill monument with him. Noon, however, the contagion grows irresistible. The judge's wife ami the roloiH'l mint tell him what a glorious sensa tion it is, and, almoMt before he knows it, he is ou the tolsiggun and w hining like rifle bullet through empty iuice. Losing his breath for a moment, he recover it a the tolsiggun strikm the level Ice of the lake at the tsittom, and then, as be flies acrom the smooth moonlit surface, the boy of 10 1cam to life in him once more, and ho will not U-lieve he is a day older. Then, when at lust the party get imck home agr.iu, ex hilarated with the wild motion, the laugh ter, the glowing exercise of the pull up bill and the exsiire to a tine tciiiemturo of tero or under, he says: "This Is the way to clear the cobwebs out ot the brain and get into fine working trim against to-morrow." The glory of the Uiy is that he likes fun, and woe be to the mull who cease to like it, or, at any rate, to tool that his own cao'ity for keen exhilaration is dead and gone. As tlie care ot life inci-ease, and the spirits be gin to flag, then comes the time when some external stimulus should lie on hainl. No old fellow can do the thing alouu, Ho would bo ashamed, moreover, to go out with a troop of schoollsjys, and lie treated, 'i lui, as the bald heudisl prophet was, without a single bear ou duty to cull Ukui for redress. No, ho must have grown up noplo to enjoy the fun with him. Hive liini such for coiiixniy, set his blood tingling with the wintry air und the lightning sw il't motion, light up the sccuo with tho brilliant colors ot the ilrtMHe ot tho tolsiggun club, and fifteen minute will be enough to persuade him that the ug;o at which the boy need degenerate into the hum drum, dried up, old iiiuii must lie somewhere far out of sight of tSU. Huston Herald. The Knu-lluli l aiigusgs Headline; Out. We cannot think that Volapuk solves the problem of a universal language, The sys tem will nuturally meet with tho lurgvet uo ceptunco in countriea which already ponsem au lullecbHl language; for the uuiuifoHt su periority of the Vohipuk inflections, in reg ularity und simplicity, can not but Impress those accustomed to the coinplexltios and anomalies of in!lictiou. Speaker of English are happily f ree from this source of dilllculty and to them Volapuk cannot Is) acceptable. The English language is itself reaching out toward universality, under the iuHiiciicw of commercial and social ncccKsitic. The pres ent form of the language may be considered as claasiiMil, and must be allowed to remain substantially what it Is, Hut English ia un doubtedly susceptible of modifying simplifi cations which won Id easily ami 'l'fcetly lit it for I liter national use, It a committee lie apKiiutsl, consisting of one Ilrltish and one American meiulwr, to Investigate the sule joct and suggest such change as would re move unomitlie, and I feel convinced that they would readily create a new and simple tongue in the form of what may 13 called "word English." This seems to be the most hopeful direction In which to look for uni versal language. Alex. Molvllle Uoll in Science. Tha Jew of Cochin. At the time of lord Cnnucmara's visit the white and black Jew of Cochin, who pretend to have settled there since the destruction of the temple of Jerusalem, were holding the Feast ot Tabernacles. "The women of the white Jews are extremely fuir and their skins look duzzllngly white by contrast with the black and bainlsio colored imputation around them, Tbey dress In fantastic rolwa with gay cloths alsiut their heads and golden coins alsiut theU necks, and look like a cer tain class of Hiigdadis and of Aralis of mixed blood, such as you muy sue at llussorah or the City of tlie Callplu. Their apn;arunce is must striking aud can hardly be likened to any mora well known class of womankind, They keen up some sort of connection with Jerusalem. Two men from the holy city -sat close beside us while the sacred book of Moses were being unwound from the interior of silver cylinders enpiail by erections like lmieriul crowns. The walls wore hung with yellow satin, and hundred of cocounutoil light burned In the small synagogue, inten sifying a thousandfold the hot, steamy and oppressive atmosphere with which the MhIuImu- coast pay for "the fatal gift of beauty." New York Star, Advertising "llraiilllliW One method of advertising, which the hor riflers, alio tlie "beautillers," adopt, is to have small boys giveaway small hottlea of deadly red liquid, duly labeled aith all its claims, use and iiroiwrtle. llauy women who never thought of coloring themselves UP before immediately began the disgusting practice after receiving one of these bottle, excusing theiiim lve ou the plea that "it waa a pity to waste it." Immediately after the llrst distribution of bottle a noticeable red ness appeared on a large percentage of the face ot the promenaders. Now, when the hoy with the bottles is soon be is at ouoe sur rounded by an eager crowd of women, who crab at the bottles aa though they eontained the essence of life, and jostl each other like a gang ot scrambling tramps. New York Press " Every Day Talk." A Tropical Climate, Perspiring B Granger (to policeman) I say, officer, can Junr direct m to a clothlnf toref Foliceman There Is on just around th corner. Persplrlnj Stranger Thank. Pm Just Id from Dakota, and I want to get a linen auster. lor Bun. IJnluua Kind of Torture, In certain large west end shop the female assistant are all doomed to a uniform aias in waist, varying from eighteen to twenty inches. Tail (iris and stout girls, all must coniform to a measure six inches at leaf below the natural sixe. Pall Mall OaxetU. Bnso-(hinM Hallways. F naiian newsoauers state that neffOtlair are being Initiated fur the construction of three great Husso-Cbines railways, ooe t tween Semlpslatinsk and Shanghai, anotbo betwesa Chita and rm Vfsfraolml Wsu-rnrooC An oiled silk linin is a new fad for I bathing dm. Inter Ocean, ANIMALS AND MUSIC. THE TUNEFULNESS OF TINY LOITER ERS OF A SUMMER'S DAY. Musical Taat of nirdl-Orrhe.tr of aa August Afternoon Soft toxoid lo II Heard In Hi llnyflrld Crlrkrti and Kaljdlils. Some animalt abhor music, at least somo music; but most animals love music A cow likes nothing better than singing and whistling, and her uillk Hows gladly for a chap that will sing tn her. as she turns her head and kisses him with her tongue. A dog, so far as I know, hates music, except singing and whistling. A piano sets him ou edge, and adrum or fife makes him howl. Horses, I believe, love martial music best. Every horse is nut urally a w ar horse, and likes parade and the dash of military life. Next to this he Is In his element running with a lire engine. I know of uo decent inuslo that he dislikes. Cuts, unlike dogs, like pianos and organs. Of course, we un derstand that nearly all birds have some musical taste, although few have real skill. I know of but two real masters of song In our northern states, the bobolink and catbird; although there are many more really sweet singers. The liquid, silvery notes nf the bobolink are like the dew of the early, pure morning Due al ways associates them with waterfalls and the music of silver instruments. Hut the catbird Is the marvel of all musicians. He is able to do about whut be will. Put what led me to sit down to write was the music of tho insects "tiny loiterers of a summer's day." It is a mis take to suppose tho chief1 occupation of these diploma and livuienopteraa Is eating and working it Is making music. You should go out In haying time and sit down ou a cork of hay Iu the middle of the day; and theu again Iu the evening, and you will, If you glvo yourself to listening, havo roveuledto you a new world. you must not bo tlilukingof other things. Close your eyes and lay your head back on the sweet hay. Therel Are you uot now conscious of several stratus of music, reaching far up Into the sky) Tho upper air is full of bees hornets in part. It may be aud there are millions of them. Ihou lower dowu are all sorts of tiles aud work- lug bees, while In tho trees and grass there Is fully as vast a number of crickets, katydids and other inuslo makers. Now you must open your ears as carefully as you close your eyes, and listen attentively; for I assure you there are myriads or sounds close by you that you never heard. Is It not sol t on are surprised. Indeed, we live Inside a big music box; and you never knew it. The fact Is these musical notes blend together about us In a vast harmony, that lulls our sense of heating Instead of quickening It. I am sure our hearing needs a great deul more education than it generally gets. If you try you cau sep arate the sounds that now you discover, aud pick out the different Instrument Iu tho orchestra. Plainly enough I was rlght, that working and eating do not predominate as employments of the Insect world. Here Is a cluster or humble or bumble bees, bent ou siiort, as you ran see. r lies dance about Iu circles under that smile limb, and are iiluvlnir at some game, quite like tag. There Is a very soft aud gentle murmur of their wings, hardly audible. Ihey have no other musical Instruments, but I am qulto sure they enjoy not only tho motion, but the sound. Crickets, however, are real musi cians, using their wing covers as Instru ments. lieu he wishes to pipe the cricket raises these covers and moves them together lengthwise, so that they work as a boy's cornstalk fiddle- works. 1 confess the music- Is not sweet, but it is better than a Scotlsh bagpipe or a Imnly f;urdy hut the fun nf a cricket's music s In Its element of ventriloquism I should like to see you select one of these fellows just now aud go directly to him, f llowliig up his music. You will go hulf a dozen ways before you Und him. fuiariy all the Insects have this power, and It is uo doubt used In self protection. The handsome green katydid plays an Instrument more like the sheepskin drums of the Africans, or a primitive tuboret. In each wing cover there is a triangular space, over which Is situated a thlu mem brane. The 0ening and shutting of the wing covers, more or less rapidly, pro duces the notes that sound like kuty did. Only once In awhilo there is as distinct a katy didn't. Perhaps both are true. Crickets aud katydids of both soxes are musicians, and all night long are to be heard calling and responding like the shepherd boys of eastern lands. The cicada are musical only in me male sex, and that Is quite enough; for If both sexes could beat tlie kettle drums we should be dinned deaf with the noise. On their sides are membranes plaited over each other and covering hollows. These are beaten with cords that relax and contract aa boys pull rubber band In contact with a resounding material. These follows keen It up all day, however, and as they are abuudaut there Is no luck of their music. I have by no means recounted all the musical instruments one can near ai mm duy or -f eveuliigs Iu July or August. Many of the tiny bugs have power to emit alnirliiff sounds. From the irreatest to the least forma of Ufa there Is some way of expressing emotion. Bo I like to sit on these uiiiocKs or nay ana listen just listen. It Is love that, after all, fills nature and gives voice to It. Only when love fulls some harsh shriek Indicates the presence of hate. Have I forgotten the frog aud the tree toad? Uy no means; and you need not recall them with a sneer. A rrog is a gentleman every way. aud his music Is fur from being desptrablo. Iu early spring it Is truly delightful to hear the first cry from the pools. It Is thin and watery and full of inquiry, but It mean spring and green grass and flowers. Mary E. Hpeucer lit uiobe Democrat The Edueatloa of t'hlldra. Children In Kentucky are precocious, fond of studv. and brighter fur than the much to be pitied boys and girls of the north, whose parents are more desirous of their learning French than English, and who Inculcate in their Infant minds a eonteniDt for their country and history, with a corresponding admiration for everything foreign. 1 know of two boya In Washington both or whose parents are native Americans who have had their ions taught Ueruian from their infancy and who speak only German to each other and to their mamma. Tbey are to be more thoroughly Germanized when thev are old enough to be educated at Heidel berg. Cor. Courier-Journal. What Rhsrman lay of firant. I aald to Oen. Sherman : "General, was not Orant, after all, on of the moat remarkable characters which bav come across your orbit r "Yes," said Sherman, "Orant was simply a wonder. To tbink of that man in his sim plicity, in bis want ot pretention and in hit great sucee, stagger all of the example yon can get out of the book. I wsa at West Point, in what you might call Ui senior class, when Grant came in there as pleb. II might be said with truthfulness that he mad no impression at all as a cadet, except a a good writer. As a student be was not effec tive. But be mad a military policy ot his own, apparently derived upon observation, taking advantage of the simple things which occurred to blm, and be figured ia on of lb great wars of history as a man almost Soli Ury and akjo.-"Oatli" in boston Glob. THE DEAD. Only to touch one more th "tsnlshed hand," Only oue more Ui silenced vole to bear, Only Ui know the hovering sluels I aearl Though tli blank veil, no man can understand, 1'alls between us, sail Ilia niysn-iiou land Wliere Ils-y are il wcllliiK hum we bold so dear. Our granted prayer wuuld crush lb duufjt, Ua) fear, That mine la sorrow's cord the bitterest strand) Bo, from th vigil of the sins-ted la-ad, Bo, from I lie grave w it li all Iu tended flower, The wailiug from the heart uro-omforUxl, Ui up n heaven through ull life's lonely hours; A "ft a dew Hi answer from above: t or thee 1 lived, I died, him name I U.' All Hi Year hound. RUSSELL SAGE THINKS That III Ton of Ilia I'rea I Not lm- proving INilntrd Hiiugestlous. Tourquerle in relation to "Newspaiwrs as they are and ought to be," I have thought over a good deal, and will eudeavor to an swer as you put them. 1. I think that tho tone of the modern i ires I uot improving aa the years roll by. do not think that an editorial column, or any u t of it, should be given up to prize fighter how they live, what they cut and drink, who they in the uit have whipped and who in the misty future they are going to whip. I do uot think that Journalism should make bens of murderers and then blume "sentimentalists" for taking Interest in the idols Journalism has erected, I do not think thut four or live columns of a aier should be filled with the details of a dog, cock, bull or priie fight, or with a scauduL I dn not think that a rcsticctuhle family should bo humiliated because one ot the bi'sda ot that family wa found deul in a liouw ot ill-repute by thu publication of the HKr, weak creature's numn. The moral ot the story was quite plain, and no one single Individual wus served when that family namu was dragged through the waste pls of journalism; on the contrary, to many It brought shame, blighUsl pross-t and self Imposed ostracism, I do uot think that th benils of our great dailies should wield rapier er bludgeon uwu each other in their reswo- tive ii)rs. It the bead of the bouse act like a rowdy, wbut cau oue expect of the rest of the family I 'J. I think that tho "tomr of the modem press can be improved by every one iu it acting like a lady or a gentleman in publio place and with pen in hand; by uo writer penning a vicious lino anonymously or a lie; by no writer penning anything about any ludividtiid be or alio would not lie willing to be held responsible for: by writers realizing that the "freedom ot the press" should not degenerate luto the "lioenso of the pre" by, Iu a few words, living up to the good old golden rule. U. My ideal of a good newspaper is, on that shall lie (1) clean, f-'l able, flhonest, (4) brilliant. One that shall devote a much iee to literature a to "sport" (of the dog fighting, rut bating kind): oue that shall giv a doud "plug ugly" a line (if it I in th way ot news) and a dead man who has done some thing in the world, for the world, uiuny lines; ono that shall uot wrong It readers to pleas iu advertiser; one with some reverence, torn resset for good and great men and thing. Very truly yours, llussell huge. liiwton Globe. Old Valentine's Day Customs. Notwithstanding the old time practice of relievingor changing valentine wbeu some one wa drawn that wa not quite so pleasant to the one who drew that name, there seems to have been a disositloii to believe that th person drawn as a valentine had some con siderable) likelihood of becoming the associate ot that rty In wedlock. At least, we may suppose that this idea would be gladly and easily arrived at, w her the party so drawn wss at all eligible from other consideration. There was, it appears, a prevalent notion among the common eople that thil was th day on which the birds selected their mute. Tbey seem to have imagined that au influence wa Inherent in the day, which rendered in some degree binding the lot or chance by which any youth or maid was now led to fix his attention ou a Hrson of the opposite sex. It was supKMul, for instance, that the first unmarried person of the other sex whom one met on St. Valentino's morning in walking abroad was a destined wife or a destined hus band. Thus Gay makes a rural dome re mark: last Valentine, ths day when birds of kind Their paramours with mutual chirpiug and, I early rose Just at the break ot day Before the sua bad chased tha stars away. Afield 1 went, amid the morning dew, To milk my klne, (for so should housewives list, Thee I first spied iukI tlie first swain we sue la spile of fortuue shall our true love b. Discovery in (lilna Tainting, The present manufacture ot porcelain Is comwratively recent industry, and Is con. itantly reaching fresh result. The under glaze treatment of china, for example, was not known her twenty-five year ago; It wa a secret guarded most carefully, and confined to a few Eurowun and eastern too toriea and workers. It was a girl who dis covered lt Miss Mclaughlin and now It has become the pnrty ot all expert china decorators. Her success was not alone im portant to china painting as an art; it was Nicially valuable in raising the estimate put upon the work ot her own sex, and has per haps done more than aught else to stimulate to good result the work of women hi this branch of industrial art Jenny June ia American Magazine. Peculiarity of Illlllard l'layers. I have noticed as a peculiarity of profes sional billiard players their remarkably high foreheoils. Take George Slosson and Juke Bcboefer, for Instance, both have very broad and high foreheads, aud the other are th soma. Thus Vigiuux, Carter, Thatcher, Maggloll and others, go right through the list, and you will notice this peculiarity among allot them. The possible exception to the lot is Billy Cotton. He has the lowest fore head of any billiard player I ever saw. Can it be that a high forehead is necessary to ac quire great skill at billiards! It may not be so, but It Is a fact that all the champion bii tlardist of the world have bad this peculiar Ity. Uauk Wider in Globe-Democrat. Would Hake No Dlffurenc, Tombstone Dealer (to widow) I have ft second hand stone, madam, which I can make quite a reduction on. Widow Any Inscription on It) Tombstone Dealer Simply, "The good die young." Widow (contemplatively) Let me ee William wa nigh on to 80, but I don't s'pose th inscription would make any difference it you fix the price right The Epoch. Water Haiti by Wood. The proportion of water held by different wood varies greatly. According to Scbeu bier and Hartig, freshly cut horn bean con tains 1B.0 per cent of water; willow, '.U per cent; ash, S&7 per cent; birch, 30.8 per eent ; oak, iM.7 per cent ; pine, 3U.T per cent ; red beech, 3V.T per cent ; elm, 44.9 per cent ; larch, 4M per cent ; and white poplar, 60.0 par cent Arkansaw Traveler. Oyslor la Australia. Oyster are very alaindnnt in Australia, and ot very good quality. The government controls them, and the law forbids their tnlnir tadenn from the water till thev reach a ' certain size. A license is required for tb ' fishermen, and holders are required to pay j thirty -six cent for every three bushel of ... ! oysters. Th annual license fee ia j0. ' Chicago ilerald. - A Craal and Vnn.ual Punishmant. HNow, mv son," said a Rondout man to his ! youthful offspring, "you have di-sobeyed me ' again, and you must be punUbed. Take tins - Waterbury watch and wind it up. Huid, do aot stop winding until the spring is ti.hL" "Oh, father," sobbed trie boy, "I'll saw tba whole cord ot wood if you'll not punish m uk that" Kington Free tuna