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"5 VTA "WHAT AN ASS AM I!" Tlio a thought lilinm'lf aa fine look in); ua Ills neijjlibor, the hone, until he, one day, saw himself In the look In k when he said " What an ass am 1 1" Are there not score, of people who cnuiiot ice tfiiimaclve as others we thcnir They have bad blood, pim ple, blotches, eruptions, and other klu dred ilWflgnremenW. All thee annoy ing thing' coiilil be entirely eradicated, and the skin restored to "lily white ned," l( that world-famed remedy, Dr. pierce'i Golden Medicul Discovery, were given a fair trial. It cures all humors, from the ordi nary blotch, pimple or eruption to the worst scrofula, or the mot Inveterate blood-UluU, no matter what their na ture, or whether they be inherited or acquired. The "Golden Medical Dis covery" la the only blood-purifier guaranteed to do just what It Is rec ommended to. or money refunded. World's Dispensart Medical As sociation, Proprietors, No. CC3 Maiu Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Many men say their prayer by proxy, but very (ew do their cursing Mint way. PKOTKCT YOt'K HKaLTH. Cold tad molstnre combined have a tornorls luii effect upon the bodily organs, aud the di gestive and secretive jinn-esaua are apt to De more taruily performed In winter than In the (M. Toe Mine la true alio ol the eieretory (miction!, 'ine bowels are often sliikitlsh, ami the pores of tlie akin throw oir but little waate matter at this season. The system, therefore, requires openlae up a little, and also piirif j Iiir aud rvKulatihK, and the safest, surest aud most thuroiiKh touie aud alterative that ean be Used (or these purpoees Is Hostetter sshHnteh Hitters, rersoas who wlsn to escape tbo rheumatic twinge, Uie dyspeptic agonies, the painful dis turbances ol the bowels, the bilious attacks, aud the nervous visitations, so common at this time of the year, will do well U reinforce their sys tems with this renowned vegetable stomachic aud iuviKnraut. It Improves the appetite, strengthens the stomach, cheers the spirits, and renovates the whole physique. To be great ynar opportunity must come when the world Is looking ou. itKM KM IlKK. ALLCWK'a are the ouly genuine Porous Flahtkks. They act quickly and with certainty, aud can be worn for week with out causing pain or Inconvenience. They are invaluable In case of Spinal Weak nens, Kidney and Pulmonarv IMIliculllcs, Malaria, Ague Cake, Strain, HheuniatiHin and all Local Paint. He ware of initiations, and do not be de ceived by misrepresentation. Auk for Ali.i ock 8, aud let uo solicitation or ex piauatiou induce you to accept a aubttti- tuW- Nothing that shuns the light can be trusted In the dark. If Dobbins' Kleculc Soap is what no many Insist that It Im, you cannot afford to ko without 1U Your grocer has it, oi cau get it, and you can tleciileor yourselj very h joii. Don't let another Monday pass without trying it. There Is oneThiug that may be said of a spider there are no flics on it. BUl,TUi7iANir'li.Klj CURED. We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without palu or detention from business No euro, no pay; and uo pay until cured. Ad dress fur pamphlet Drs, Purterfleld A Leavy a Market street. Ban Francisco. If you want to siuk money, get Into the swim, i i, ni'iiiilniifMl Hoti'l.Ssn Krauclseo. is uni versally pronouneed by the public the model hotel ol the Pacific coast. Everything is pence lion to the mluutest detail, and guesU are made to feel entirely at home. J. A. Hooper, .nanager. WHY! "VTTERE" meriuofa'remedy ' f,,r nils do not for pain do not FORE. conalst In lis being as good for relief as Aiha, remedies, but In the fact that It l better in Www; prompt and sure, and therefore 'he test for Hie specific purpose. It Is not an idle catch line that strikes the eye thus: ST. JACOBS OIL THE GREAT REMEDY FOR PAIN, IS THE BEST. It l the best cure for all aches and palna, aud It holds THE TRUE PROOF. To thU specific fact Archbishop, Blsh ops. Clergymen, lawyers. Poctora, Oot ernore, Generals, Senators, Members ol Congress and Legislatures, t7. 8-Consnla, Army and Nary Officers Mayors and OOlclala, testify and unite In saying t auffered pain; OTHER REMEDIES FAILED, and fit Jacobs Oil cured promptly and per manently." For the same reason THE POOR MAN finis what he seeks and needs, it not deceived and will have it at any pries. "August Flower" How does he feel? He feels blue, a deep, dark, unfading, dyed-in-the-wool, eternal blue, and be makes everybody feel the same way -August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel? He feels a headache, penerallv dull and con stant, but sometimes excruciating- August Flower ine itemou. hA feel? He feels a violent hiccoughing or jumping of the stomach atter a meai, raising Kinor-tictinor matter or what he has eaten or drunk August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel? He feels the gradual decay of vital power; he feels miserable, melancholy, lirT.iA onri lonrrs for death and peace August Flower the Rem- edy. : How does he feel? He feels so full after eating a meal tnat ne can ; hardly walk-August Flower the t DamAriir. V r. r. r.orrv Sole Manufacturer, Woodbury. Ne Jersey, C S. A. TOASTMiSTER IIARKER. HE HAS HEARD MORE AFTER DINNER 6PEECHES THAN ANY OTHER MAN. UlslUmlniscenresuf ltli(ulhJ Dlstis Charlea Dli'keos Was a Itrady Speaker llruaglit Out Ilia Trlnco of Wales Ilia Ing B.000 Due tors. "Are you at ill the city toastmasterr "No. I care up my post some timeneo. but I am the queen's liailill at the cen tral criminal court, and am una of the oldest servant of the corporation." "How many dinner, have you put through in your otlleiul capacity'!" "rour thousand and ninety. "Moat of the great ypeukcrs you have heard take something to keep their voice in trim?" 'Well, Disraeli, for Instance, alwavi had liia butler behind him with a bottl of egg and sherry, which he bad ready mixed. Mr. Gladstone, 1 have noticed. take sherry, hut no egg The Prince of Wales, be liken hock and champagne The Duke of Edinburgh, his acrvanl al way brings his apodal brand with him a Ruiwian chauiuigno.' ALL THE CKOWNEO flEADS. "Well. Mr. Uiirker.you have certainly heard more after dinner apevriies than any man living. Will you offer some criticistnsT Well, I suppose Chariot Dickens was as ready a speaker aa I ever heard. The words flowed out like a stream, but he K'tis not what 1 call a good after dinner sKuker, hccitiixe he was so intereating that you wished be would go on forever Now, that don't do for me, you know. for 1 lave to stand by with the watch." "The 'atop' watch, eh?" "Yea; I've stopped Mr. Gladstone be fore today." This in a coulideutiul whis per. 'You don t nay so. A fact. When he Is too long I have spoken into hi.seur, 'T-i-iu e, sir! t-i-m-e, and then he ttlocks up. With ordinary men 1 any it to the 'chair,' not to let the room bear me, you know. 1 never stop a man at a chanty dinner. It doesn t do." "Ia lbs Prince of Wales a good speak- err 'A glorious fellow. If I had only a sovereign in the world and he wanted it. he sliould have U. hy, 1 brought him out in '60. and stood behind him many a time and oft. Does he 8eak from notes? Not in speaking of himself, never. He has a slip of paper to show the order of the toasts, that's all. What's his favorite dish? Well, bo likes duintiesen caiK.se, en papillot, larks, lob sters, oysters. He is very fond of thorn" "Well, now, who are the most famous people you have attended?" Mr. Hurker looked hurt ami his lingers lumuieu irri tably with his wliito tie as be proceeded. 'Why, nearly all the crowned heads In Europe. The queen, to begin with. Then 1 brought out the Priuce of Wale in 18(13. and all his brothers and his sons, the emperor of Austria, the late czar and the present czar, the late Emperor Frederick, the Emperor Napoleon why, I remember awcaring in the latoemperor of the French as a special juryman at the Old Bailey when he was nobody. Did bo serve? Just like anybody else. He had to serve by the law of the land COACH1NO THE PRINCESS. "Then 1 claim to be the person who first induced the Princess of Wales to make a speech in public. I was stand ing behind her, a good many years ago, it was at n charity dinner or luncheon, and her stieech was going to bo read by her secretary. I ventured to say: 'If vour royal highness would only say a word yourself It would uiaae an ine difference,' and she did. The Baroness Burdett-Coutts. too, I induced to 6peak when she owned Columbia market. "Well, you beard about your successor who couldn't pronounce Massachusetts: What is the moHt ditucult name you ever had to tackle?" "The Madagascar envoy's. Tliey wore rant ions Kiandriandrianlvo, as near 1 can remember it," said Mr. Ilnr- ker. 'Rain and rain and dry again. as Punch called it. The biggest numbei I think I ever did was 5,000 foreign doc tnra who dined al me uuimnaii, nnu a . . s 1111 II I thev said I didn't make one mistake." "What prewration naa you ior joui onerous duties? "In 1844 1 shipped with Sir John Kos? for the Antarctic expedition. We win trwl twice in 70 decs, south; then we went to China. Australia. few Zealand Tasmania, getting remounta for the regi ments engaged in the Indian mutiny. 1 had joined the commissariat tncn. I MniA hump in llio uiuro, am ' . . . i .1 r. : .. n ,1 through 'lie Crimean war. "Anv wounds?" "A bullet In my leg, a gun carriage crushed my ribs, and a slice of my chin rt off with a saber, freliy lougn. en; I hnvetwenty-six medals and orders, and my collection of autographs Is not to be beaten. I thmn, lor i nave m cauiuui portraits of all the famous men and wo men for tinny yean, poos, graphs attached. "Bv the way. what are your fees?' "Two guineas for a city dinner and ten gulueas if 1 travel. "And vour uniform?" "Well, eveninz dress aa often as not nntsr. In the eood old daya I wore a beautiful velvctdress, with knee breeches an.l silver decorations, which cosli,-W rinr rho ritv can't spend money like thoy used to da They are watched by the Bewspapcrs."-Pall Mall Oazctta. ftotna Curious Mlsoomers. Arabic figures were invented by the not bv the Aral. Dutch clocks are not of Dutch, but rwnmn fileutac h) manufacture. Irish atew Is a diab unknown In Ire land. Riffln'a bay la no bay at alL rr,mt ia the cut of sheep, not of cata. rvi n la used instead of a-down aud .,ori. rwrverts its meaning. The Saxon An ia a hill, and a-dun it its opposite descent. Going down stairs really meant troing up stairs. W ougm properly to ay "going a-dowa" Detroit Preas, Free A rrrtlnrat Question. vn.. fiolm-Ir. Roka. I wish-T that i. i j,.rthe hand of your daughter. Pjjks What's tba matter with tha rest of berl Judge. Other IdentlBcatloa Seeded. "What name, plsaser" Wn,ill, "Dear mat How indeflnita!" Lowell Cltt- Misasdsrstoed. faprasarioDo you unj cbaat-aotaa! gipiorm Uarkmotti- No, tirl ETsrrtbJDt; la oy nippy wry d . Jadga ARTIFICIAL FERTILIZED. Grcstt Impmrrmmla la Them During lbs I'ast Thirty Vrara. Among the other titles to distinction hicli the Nineteenth century U hereaf r to enjoy, one will be found in thefji t that in that age agriculture first began to le pursued in a svstcmatio manner ilh the aid of acientilic rest'arcu. Ma nuring with the products of the barn yard is a very ancient art. but the resort to the mine for fertilizers is substantially an Invention of our own times. Chem ists tit-ht told t ho farmer the cause of the frequent speedy exhaustion In the groin producing powers of the toil; it baa fallen to the geologist to show whence may be obtained the phosphatio element hich is the moHt quickly exhausted of all the delimits of plant food in process of cropping. Although artificial fertilizers are prac tically the invention of the last thirty ears, the industries connected with their manufacture now demand a capital of about $100,000,000, with an annual product of about that amount, and the volume of the Industries la increasing more rnpidlv, perhaps, than any other art which MTtains to mining. The use of anilleial fertilizers grew out of the trade in guana Tliest heaps of bird ung were lirst made useof bv the Peru vians. The account of Uarciluaco de la Vega, published in 1004, relates that the Peruvians in tlio Twelfth century used guano beds as a source of fertilizers. Of such imiiortance did they esteem the matt-rial of these beds that the penalty of death was imposed by the early Incnt upon any one found killing the birds which made these precious deposits. For many years the guano beds of the western coast of botith America and other similar deposits within the tropi cal region supplied the demands of our gardens. As the supply of these guanos approached exhaustion and the price in creased, the skill of chemists and geolo gists showed the manufacturers where to find and how to treat deposits or mineral phosphates In such a manner that they might substantially serre to re place the manures of animal origin. In bulletin No. 40, of the United states geological 6urvey, Dr. R. A. F. Penrose, Jr., now assistant state geologist of Texas, has given an important treatise on phosphate deposits, and although his report mainly concerns the phosphates or North America, it gives a synoptic ac count of the known beds of this nature in all parts of the world. The report makes it plain that only a small part of the deposits of this nature are yet known to us. Tlio process of discovery of these val uable resources is now, and for a long time will be. slow, and this for the rea son tluit the material occurs in tonus which are unfamiliar to the publio or even to the ordinarily trained prospector who seeks for mineral resources. In most cases the material appears either In the form of greenish crystals or in the shape of nodular masses looking much like clavstones. In neither or these shapes is it likely to attract general at tention. In fact the great deposits at Charleston. S. C, had been In view for a century or mora Concretions of cerne phosphate were dug up in the ditches of the rice Held and condemned as worth less until after the war, when a native chemist, onco a man of fortune, but brought to need by the havoc wrought upon that country during the rebellion, groping aiHitit to nnu some means oi wending Ins resources, analyzed the re jected stones. As tlio result of his in quiry they became the very foundation of the commercial prosperity in his state N. S. Shulcr in Boston Herald. Curiosities ol Natural Gas. One writer asks whether it is safe to bore the earth too much. Uo assumes the earth to bo a hollow sphere filled with a gaseous substance called by us natural gas. r.nd be thinks that tapping these reservoirs will cause disastrous ex plosions, resulting from the lighted gas . . .... ... . I.,..,- i.. coming in contact wun mat wnicn is escaping. Earthquakes, ho says, are orobablv caused hy vacuums created oy the outllowiiiir cas. He compares the earth to a Imlloon floated and kept dis tended by the gas In the Interior, which, if exhausted, will cause the crust to col lapse, affect 'the motion of the earth in its orbit, cause it to lose its place among tho heavenly bodies, and falls in pieces. Another writer thinks that boring should lie prohibited by stringent laws. lie, too, thinks there Is a possibility ol an explosion, though from another cause. Should such a disaster occur, "tho coun try along the gaa belt from Toledo through Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky will be Honed up to the depth of twelve or fifteen hundred feet, and flopped over like a pancake, leaving a chasm through which the waters of Lake Erie will come howling down, filling the Ohio and Mis bbiaippi valleys, and blotting them out forever." Still another theorist has Investigated the gas wells with telephones and deli cato thermometers and he announces startling discoveries. He distinguished sounds like the boiling of rocks, and es timated that a mile and a half or so be neath Findlay the temperature of the earth is 8.500 degs. This scientist says an immense cavity exlsu under Findlay and that here the gus is stored; that a mile below the bottom of the cavity ia a mass of roaring, seething flame, which is gradually eating into the rocky floor of the cavern and thinning it. Event ually the flames will reach the gas, a terrific explosion will ensue, and Findlay and its neighborhood will be blown sky ward in an instant. Sue h are some of the theories gravely propounded in re spect to thU new fuel. Professor Joseph F. James in Popular science aiontuiy, Forethought. Bhe Oh, horroril He-What Is it. darllnei She I forgot all about poor puary, left in th house alone, and wo off for a week. Bba'l) starve. He-O. I remembared her. I left a can of coii'tenma mus ou too autucu -sardiiis opener beside it. Life. Divided Dalles. Danghtar-Ma, the new ;irl baa fot mad anil gone, and wa ll hare Vi et another right off. Mrs. De Style Well, telephone to your pa to send a boy to soma employment otBeu tot one. I ner-d 'me aepWyr v match this silk, ton; hut I "i; ;"" I will have to go fur that ravself. New York Watkly. . .... ... l : . i w4.li m Took tha Ulnt and Got Eeea. yiss B. (hinting for Mr. a to leave) I should think yoo woulJ take cold out bere. lir. C Yes, If you wera tba waatbar I Bigot; good Disut. Wait Bb'jra. Delicately tnU ' Ha I am sura yon would like nay brother. Cos I hart bo doubt I should. Iam Iota yoa two art aa disTsrant -Epoch. THE TURKISH HATH. AN INSTITUTION LAR WITH THAT IS POPU THE LADIES. VTnSSM WVa Bath la Increase Their Welcht, and Others Who l) the Kama to Make Ttieoisrlres Thinner Ladlea' Day al M. Louis Italh House. While Rl Louis cannot boast of any Turkish bath houses marked by Parisian or even Levantine luxury and elegance as to fittings and conveniences, she can claim to have a large contingent of frtwh looking, handsome women w ho give full credit to the beautifying influence of regular Turkish baths. All the public Turkish baths have "Ladies' Days," and the register of the leading establishment yichls on insection a long list of names of ladies prominent In society, in the schools, in tho churches in all the sets and circles of the body social of our city. On "Ladies' Days" this bath house can hardly aoconnnodato the crowds of maids, matrons, children and school girls that are its regular customers. HAVE THEIR RF.OILAR DAYS. The visitor as well aa the attendants at the bath house soon learn to look for cer tain classes on the same days of each suc cessive week. Those who come by order of their physicians, or for some special physical ailment, are generally promptly on hand Tuesday; society women who come to recuperate their expended strength and for beauty baths, favor Thursday as the oil day of their week, when the gayeties pause for breath and ono is less likely to "miss something" on that day. Saturday is tho teachers day. when they may stop to shed the dead skin of their spent forces and relax the taut muscles of discipline on the slab where tho spray soothingly falls on tho just and the unjust nliko, for most often, too, some or their recalcitrant pupils conio in gay, noisy little shoals and make the corridors ring with their laughter and little screams of merriment. The faith of many women In the vir tues of the Turkish bath is limitless. Those who are too thin lielleve that they will attain the plumpness of their stand ard of perfection by continuing tho baths. Those who grain with flosu think the bathing and the rubbing will make the burden roll away; those whose com plexions are too pale or too sallow sock thero color and clearness. Tho pimpled face expects to grow smooth, the flushed face pale in sooth, they think the Turk ish bath the real fountain of eternal youth and lieatity. Women as ugly and old as the Witch of Endorhave parboiled themselves until the sap of lifo has left their skins like parchment, and they have finally dried up and blown away on the way irom meir in-weeaiy trips to the Turkish baths, where they hocd to grow fat, fair, and 40 at least, when scragginc8s and the seventies had seized them ten years before. Ono entire fat family of social as well as personal magnitude In this city never fails to send its ample supply or daugh ters for a douche and a pounding every Thursduy; but pounding only seems to make them more pulpy. Then thorenre three thin sisters who go to gain sym metry; and three other sisters who hovo the natural rotundity and roeiness of stocky girls only one generation removed from the farm lue of their mother s pa rental precincts, go for well, for what? Perhaps to get elongated; perhaps to no- quire a little ethcreaiization neaven knows for what perhaps only ior tito fun of It. Then there comes a tall girl, neither too thick nor too thin, too rosy nor too pale, and, as ia natural, alio In clines to tho stout, abort girls, and they compare notes on the advantages or Turkish baths. BOUNDING THE MAN ALARM. The mother of nine children, whoso friends tell her sho "doesn't look a day older" (than whom or when?), comes reg ularly, and says, "it's the Turkish bath does it" Tho phrase may be a little promiscuous, but it seems to be under stood by her friends and fellow bathers. After her will come a beautiful matron of ten years' standing, who never had any children, and her acquaintances will tell her alio nover looked so beautiful and strong, and congratulate her on the good times alio has going around tho world and having no children to Keep her at home, and wind up by saying sho looks younger than ever, and she says, it is all tho Turkish bath. Then a widely known teacher, wise and learned, will be heard telling a pale little Dante woman that nothing so helps to clear the brain and put spring into the vertebra and make keen the nerves, which, unclogged. aid all tho faculties to digest tlio learned dissertations of the doctors now expounding doctrines of the flesh and the devil as given forth by Uoetheat the guild rooms of St. George's, as a thorough massage of the physical woman. A suffragist, tossing wildly oa a hard couch near by, from which she can see the clock, whose warning hour band stands at half-past 13, notes the fact that "we must all be getting out of bere pretty soon for those selfish men, who want the place at 1 o'clock. When women con vote we'll change all this." "I hope you won't vote to let the men In during the women's hours," exclaimed tho horrified woman of calculus and belles lettres. "No! wait till 1 get my corsets on," cries a beauty from her dressing room who has only heard "men mentioned, and she Immediately applies the rabbit's foot to her cheeks, ties down her lace veil and goes out with a last injunction to her bather to "take care of my terry blanket and things" and with her face toward the door to get the first glimpse of any of those "horrid men who may be com ing. aho looks over the register as sho signs ber name and reads therein a list of the best known names la the city. BL Louis Republic, There has been begun In Paris a cam paign against trained nurses, and a re turn to the old system of nursing by Bis ters of Charity has been strongly advo cated. It Is alleged that the mortality In hospitals Is 4 per cent, higher since the iatroduztion of trained nurses. Didn't Know Which. "Vt-fc.t Is tha matter. Alice! Too look nrrl "I am. It'a too mean for anything! These rosea have Just come with a card. 'Wear thees , for Jack.' and I don't know whether they , are from tha Jack I bate or tba oca I lika It s too horrid Harper's Bazar. Cosopllaieatarjr. Miss Crabtraa-Saa wbal oJoa ahossilpur ebased tJt ti. . Uisa GUtmaa-Why. these I'm wearing ooat ia MiesC-Wall, I aoppoae they chars-a sordisi W ataa, sjuo eiaw "s i TUElDmOYlKt (It WUAT IS Thl'K And the rrartlr if That Whleli Is GimvI are the Tun Mu.t liiiiurlaiit Ithjerts of I lie. Al'HAMKN ro, fill., Aprl' It, 1MM. Dr. JmtUm, ., II'iiWi -.Mv 1Sh FhiKNU : I llillst tell you about Mm. H"t, thely with tlie n-rrib'e kidney trouble. She was lure ab.nit (ho months K'i and had not been free from txcruiUilutf pain for months. She took one boitle of X, and hasheri! fiee from paiu ever since; and lie nte ih.it when one liule bitile ol me'liclne will do aJ inuih K'"'d ho thinks the whole prescription will rure her. We no longer fear cold in any form In our family. .Mr. Purvis had la g.lppo s year ago, and he Is awfully afraid o( It. I asked him a fowilai aw If, In case la grippe attm ke.l !ilm aua n, he would be so btill) frightened that h would send for a doctor. He amtA'vri'd: "No. What the JonUn medicine, w.m't cure mulling on earth will." I found your meilic'nes In Sacramento this winter, and Introduced them Into one family where the children Ud I he whoop- ' lngcotiKh; and the medicines acted like a chirm. The wh.de fa'idl -all of whom were sick with col is In some form took the medicines, and were delighted with them. Very respectfully. Mil J. I.. Pl KVIS. Dii. Jordan's olllee Is at the residence of ex Miivor Y eider. Third and Jamen. Consultation and prescription atnolute ly FKKK. , ,,, Send for free book explaining the Ills-togem-tlc sysiem. Caution, Tlio lllstogenlle Medicines are sold In but one agency in each town. The lalwl around ihe but lie bears tho fol lowing Inscription; " Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan's Mitogenetic Medicine." Every other device ia a fraud. VAl.t AIII.K Hist OYKUY ill. INK. roit TDK Pr. I a (irsane wishes to mske known his .Vn 7Wi.unl lor tliecmuol all diseases ol tlie rye Ltiiiinirf. Kol.ir I i.iiin, iis.iiswiliiw. ele., wllhinit tril' or I'sln The remedy esu he applied by the patient, awl Is simple, safe anil sure III Its i Meet., slreiiKlhviilu' tlio miiseles and nerves o tlie eye, reinnviiiK pain almost In stantaneously. It Is a marvelous discovery ami a bli-ssinn lo'lhe sull'erer. For further partleiuars annresswnn iiui- envelope K. J. 1.4 HKANHK, M. I , SI.' U"n " lourlli door from lieary, Sail Kiauclsou, I'al. Olllee liours-u till. CwNSl'M.'TION Sl'liKI.Y CI'ItED. TotiuKihtor: Please Inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the anove .ii....... lu- li. Ilniftv use thousands of hopeless eases hav been permanently rurrd. I shall Is- ulad I" 'o lmtlles of my remedy free to any or vour rea'icrs wuo nave tton If th. y will send tie their express aad P1"1'- office address. Respectfully, T. A. si.o c i, m. ., isi ivarlslnvt, Sew York. Beware of Imitations of the celebrated oval of North Carolina rlua I ut mmeen. How mnny people there arc who regard the coming of winter as a con stant state of siege. It seems as if the elements sat down outside tlie walls of health and now and aain, led hy the north wind and his attendant blasts, broke over the ramparts, spreading colds, pneumonia and death. Who knows when the next storm may come and what its effects upon your constitution may be? The fortifica tions of health must be made strong. SCOTT S EMULSION of Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda will aid you to hold out against Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all Anasmic ami Wasting Diseases, until the siege is raised. prevents wasting in children. Palatable as Milk. BPKei AL.- Rcott's Emulsion Is noa-secret. and is prescribed by tho Medical Pro, (ei! an oler S. .world, because it, imtrodient. are adcntlflcuMy combined . such a manner as to ifrcatly Increase their remeUiul value. ' CAUT.O!,.-Hcott'sI'.o.ul.ioni.put up In salmon-colored -,. "a gat th. ganulat, Prepared only by Scott & llowne, llanulacturin Chemists. New York. Sold by alt DrnKk,'lsl. . nj P ISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH.-!.", easi est to use. Cheapest. Relief i Immediate. A cureiseertiiln. For Cold 1 : THE PRACTICAL FEATURES Will commend themselves at onee to ""'', '!,wn lug our eatabllslimeiiianu uiasiuaa pn.iii It ia an Ointment, of whleh amull partieie ia bi to the noatril.. Price BOc. Hoh' J drumM or sent by mail. Addntia: E. T. Hbi.tink, Warren, la. SPRING GOODS NOW KtAUT. m u.mni. .in, rules for self mcsarcmut will be aeut on application. LB. SIEIN3&GH I CO., POPULAR BOX 436. Before you buy nything.asSktwo quesVtons Do I re&lly w&nh it"' rft V ?X2 these quest-io iZ burWieywill never buying SAPOLIO &z Its uses are many and so are Us friends; for wJicre it is once used it is always used. To clean fwuse witlwut it is sheer folly, since it does theu'ork twice as fast and twice as well. TUP I ft riPsT I rrrrtTI O Ofl - JAr.lEo LaCT r .CL tk UU.uo., th. - BPBINGFIELD, OHIO, or Liberty Thsbs Is more Cstarrh Id this section ol tha country thsu sU utl er diseases put toother, aud uuii! tlm last low years e supposed to be lu- euiai.le. ror a nnt many vears Uoetors pro iio'ini ed It s lix al dlea. ami pie-eillai ix-a! n iiie.liis, and l eonsisiill) fsllliiK to i lire with lkai trtslineiil, proiumiin d It Ineiirsble. - 1,-nee ha. nri'veu eaiarrh to I seiuniliulional iliseiise, and Hi. Tel re r.,.j n lr,- eiin.iiiiiilnual treatment. Hall's Catarrh cine, inaiiiilaetered hv K J.i henry A Co , Inlrdo, o la llu only i. uislili II misI eureou the maiSel. it la lakeii lun renll) In le In.iu len lr,-i to a li --)"U fill. Ii ai is illieellv iihii Hie blood ami iiiiu on. surfaces ol ihe.y.iein I hey infer llixj tor am i se it fails to run.'. Aeinl for c irculars and li s lliiioulals. .v.ldress V. J cllFSflY A CO , Toledo, 0. fsV 'old by l'runilis,7.'s'. The lliurn sla) round. i ou the rosebush all tha year lr. Wsllsce Kly has removed his offlrcs to'Jlf. Powell street, Still Kratu iseo I si , v. here he i on IlllUes to klve apt-clal alleullou to Kldlu'ys, llla.1 ,ler, I'rosisli' iiland and sll diseases ailsina then 'row. Iilala'lea and llrliihl's Hlw-sse tresiel sii orilluii to the Isn-sl apt nive.1 melhinl. Most east s esu hetrratid suen-asliilly by eorresiKiml -ee. t on.uliailoiis dallt from lus. M lo 4 r a. W 4J.1. Si k I i.v, M P., .'l'i I'ewell sin-t. four doors fioin i.eary sinvl. can Krsnclaco, I'al. Tar Oiaass for bnakfsst. t'se Kimnu'llucHiovsl'olUh; nnilust; no inn 11. 013 CXJOYS Both tlio mrtliotl niul resulla itiipn Syrup of Yiffi is taken; it is i!ea.ianl niul lcfroelitng to tlio tnite, and acb? iri'iitly yet promptly oil tlio Kidneys, Liver ami llowcls, cleBiiws tlio ay torn eiUrttmlly, dinpels colds, head idles nnd fever" and cmco liabitu.' .oiisiipnlion pcniiani'iitly. For sal in f)0c nnd $1 bottles by nil druggisU. CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO sv i ft a fiasco. ci. lOWSYIUl.kt. HIW10HK. r. mm This Trade Mark Is on TIC Best Waterproof Coat In tha world. !fT,rlrhTn'iis.ri-.lCs'a! -rus th A. J T"Vt, B"on in tlie Head it Ima no iim ; . .. ( OF OUR MAIL DEPARTMENT "'n'"'n""; v7,,' ," .i ... 0NE - PR1CE CLOTHIERS ANO HATTERS PORTLAND, OREOOH. Ccn i ao i ia wirnuur ur ESYl?ntrn FlJmix f m . ler i nrrv !.prevenr you from v,VA v ?vw jJ,:y.''' n 4 1 1 ii ssTm . u J-."vnl'l 1 1 A I roMI'I.KXIoNM, WITH punr.T MIIUll lisinls, with J hloli-liv, oily skin, red, rlin. I'Slulul liinrer enus ami siisik-ii'ss nans, snd almple hsliv liuinors )irevrnieii suit rureil hyl rriii K Hme. A mansions Ixsutlller of orld wide eelehrltjr, It Is sluiplv Itn miiimralile s a .klu i'iirlf Iiik .'oap, uiie'iualt'd for Ihe lol- li-t and kIiIioiiI a rival for II um-ry. Alu- luti-ly I'Uir, ili-lli alely ineiliealtHl, e.M(iilsllely l-rfiiini-d, I I tui ka poAf iirodmes the whllest, i-l.-Hrt-st skin and suflest Lands, snd revenls inilsiiiniailoii and el.'culiin ol l lie in, the ean.e ol pliupli-s. hlai sln-ads and rami i ouide. IoiiiiI disilKurailoiis, while It admits of tineoui lsrifn Willi the Nt of otliet skin s.is.s, aud rivals In ih-lli-aey llni most noted and exnlve of lolli t and nursery soaps. Kale irreaier tiiail the "inMm'.l sales ol all other .kin soaps. rtol.l throuiihoul the world. I nee, 'J.'s-. M-nl fur "How lo Cure r.k ill and hlood Dis eases. Adilrca I'oTTKa Dnrn iin ( HitMirAL toaro- aiTioN, proprietors. Huston, Mass. m. Ad (Jj rhelll r-1 -eleli 1 1 1 1 1 l.- anus snd hai k, Meak kidneys aud imatlsm relienil lu one ininiit" hy the hraleilCl'Tii I ax Anti 1'ain IX (sTaa.'i'KJ l an be maOe easily hy raisins rhli kens. Our lane 61 csire 111ns tral.il ealaloKue U-Us all alsiut INCUBATORS, Brooders, what to feed chicken., In fact all the set rets of the chicken liusliiesa. It you only keep half a dozen hens, you need this book. It elves more informs tion thsu many of tha hooka solil at i'lcenis. We send it free on re ceipt of 4 cents lu stamps to pay nostatta PETALUM A INCUBATOR CO., Prtilnmi, WL VASELINE. rOR (INK IKil.l.AK sent III ny msn, we win ne I' liver, free of sll chantes, to any person In the t'Hlleil .-Utea, all the lollowiUK articles carefully packed In a neat rsri: flue two ounce Isilile of Pure aellne,..10 eta. due two-ounce hntlie Vaseline Pomade... in " due Isr ol Vaseline Cold Cream 15 " One rake of Vaseline Camphor lee... ...... 10 dm-cake of Vaseline Snap, unseenlid... 10 due cake of Va-ellne Scan, scented... One two ouure bottle of Whito Vasellne.ai " It lit stamps sn sliulr article at llif prlte named. K j.jii liciasl. u ti " V'lin In any f irm hs carrlul U aw-pt unlj semiliie fs.ls put up hy us la onioiul luwkafl-a. A (Ml i"ny ilru" a tryliis lo G iHiiN.ii- 1'iiy m ie wsi- i,,lv "c "i ever ylcM u, sileh p. rsiiasli'n, as tlie artlele Is an Inil kitlon lik,.ill aliw and elll net six' y"U ll rwiilt t' niss-t A liettia el IWue Heal Vais llus U Sfild by sit InwsWs al 10 esii'a ...... Chesebrough MT j Co.,24 State St.,New York. Season Opens for Trout April 1st.' TACKLE: 33 O 5 D 03 H. T. HUDSON, VS First Street, Portland, Or., nsALsa is ARMS, REVOLVERS ft SPORTSMEN'S GOODS. bend lor new Illustrated catalogue. WE QUOTE ML 1'op Corn, shelled, per 100 lbs idee, iie.t uiisllty. unponeu, mu ins... o Ml Hllve KlHke Hominy. IW-lb. bid 'i ! Japan Tea, cm st. lots, lb ine i" . CiKiklns; Kalsius, as wanted fs' ('" liile.l (iraH;s e io .i Kastcru Ciaillsh, oxlra He to loo Vermont Kvrup, qts....iic, S '. 50o. Kals. II ( I'iiio Maple Syrup, l-xal. cans 1 KorkCaiidv lirips (Kenuine), aguis Jw Tulile drapes, liucat qiialliy, dot 1 0 lal.le Plums, tluest quality, dos 1 M AsliMlreaau, Imi,60 li H W Alfalfa, Bueat si-ed, 1U0 lbs 8 7ft Wrlto for copy, froe, of forty pase ealalonue: eoutalus price of .cTi-ral tliou.aud articles. Ail ilress Ninltli' I sih Niorp, 4 Id and 414 t rout Mreel, hati lisiul.ro. WANTED The a Idrrssesof all soldiers who nlDS, kmritnut it a less numiM-r of SOLDIfcKS seres than lc0 aud made final UnHrPTntlP priHil ou the same 'eforeJuna nUlllLOl tflUO-'i, W. K. MOXK.1. P. O. boa iisi, I'eiivur, Colo. Meutlou this paper. WANTED TO EMPL0Y. i.uiimiiiis, h.r tne annusi nsnsnt oocitiy in Phlladi lphla.l'a., Endowment P au.ilouliliiiKOiir moui'T In one year. Admits ladles an I neuls from 14 In 711; pavs sli k la nellta; Is not a secret order; has overv.uim memlMrs lu 17 Males, U7 IihIkiis of thlsorderin Piillailelphla. Lsdyor Ki-ntleinaii can secure this at mice, Willi full particulars, by ad ilresslnx . II. I.OO.yilSi, .'. . It., Depuiy Muprume Cnuuellur for the l'acitlo Coa t, Ala meila California. Hox !i7. EGGS PERFECTLY PRESERVED Kuril nthsst a wait of '.centadoscn. sud can not iHMllstlurulslieil (rom fresh mat. Kull dlren tlousseutforll. JAMES MORSE, 117 Kddy st,.r s. . s . a.-.-"!,., ,t POISON JN A PIPE. Fw Hmokers fully realize the danger of smoking new or improp erly cured Tobacco. The medical staff of the Gorman army discov ered this wan a fruitful source of throat dittease. The Bubriritence department of the U. 8. Army have adopted Seal of North Carolina Tlug Cut as the Standard Smoking Tobacco for the army. Beware of Imitations. The gen uine "Seal of North Carolina" costs you no more than poisonous imitations. m oiiivs 'fat loararMH-la'p KshHOODi Iroerai sail a v u u a i-tuu ii i Wr.ka.saof Body sod Kind, llfrrta lint ErrsrserlirsssssinOldorYmine, a..,. S.I.I. B.MIIHtll roll. S.Hnf.. 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