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I ANOTHER DKl'i(ilHT STEAKS. March U, 1HD0. Manufacturers of the Grtul Sirrra Kid ney and Liver Curt. Gkntlkmhn ; noticed gr.at Inrreate In the sales o( your remedy, and judKe by the repeated call for It lliat It given entire and complete aatlafactlon to the parties using It, is the bent trlliny Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle In lu stock. Reapectfull yours, John Wm Sai.tkr, tUH Mission street, corner of Twenty first, San Francl-co, Ci'. He What do jrou tliluk of young Jiirtea' he I tliluk II be had lived lu MIMIial uavi laatn'aaiu would uever have attained iui u Woiii lueuee SHAKEN OIT Or (it A It By malarial dlneaae, the hiiinsn machinery can unt hsll perform Itaolliee. Dlgi'Mlnii, aerretiiin, evurusUou sre dinonU'red, the UIinmI hwnn,., watery, tile nervea fitlilt., (lie ftiiintiMiaui'e rhaxtlv, ilisp dlnturhed anil apatite iairlluu. Terrible la this dlx-ane, tell In coiiiH-iicniei. There Is, however, known anlMnie to the ml aainatlc poiMin and arertalii aafi'guaril aualimt It. In itillsrloua region, ol our Soiilli anil Weil, In South America, (iualemels and on the l.tlimiu of Panama, as well a In trainrnarlne intrlei where the aeourge exUm, mis liilmttalile pre ventive and remedy, lluntftter'iKtimiai'li llltirr,, has durliiK the lat tlilrly five years heeii con tantly widening the area of Its tiH-lulneui and deniuuntratlnx lt anverelgn vslue. Liver d.ni. plaint, dypepla, riiiitl)iallon, kidney trouble, rheumatUia and debility are all remedied by It. That Excellent Htlinrlnn.-" Mv Hon," miM Itev erend Ntlirglm. "dou'lever let me hear you ay poverty.'" "Why, lather?" " beraune, my boy, poverty Is a euri." ritoor OK MERIT. The proof of the merits of a platter Is the cuiei It e RVcta, and the voluntary tes timonials of thoe who have used Al l, cock's Porous Plasters during the past thirty years l unimpeachable evidence of their superiority and should convince the most skeptical. Self praise is no recom mendation, but certificates from those who have, used them are. lieware of Imitations and do not be de ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for Alixock h, and let no solicitation orcxpla nation Induce jou to accept a substitute. ALLCOCK'S COH.N AND UUNlUN blllKI.DJ effdi-t quick and certain relief. A Knotty Point " Nure'a one thl.'g I never quite mi erstoiMl alMiut Adam aud Kve," said old Mrs. baukersou; "that It, who was the clergy man that marrlsJ 'em." You don't have to take our word for the good quality of Dobbins' Electric Soap Just gel one bar of your grocer, and lei it lell you its own story next Monday, and be governed by that, good or bad. lie member Dobbins' Electric. You. can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you au buy a new don. For coughs, sore throat, asthma, ca tarrh aud other diseases of the hroii) hial tui.es no more ueeful article can be found than "Broum's bronchial Troches." Too long deluded the unhappy victim of catarrh in the head. He's been told that it can't be cured. Don't you believe it. It can be, and it is no matter how bad or of how long standing. It has been done for thousands by Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Remedy. Other so-called remedies may palliate for a time ; this cures for all time. By its mild, soothing, cleansing and healing properties, it conquers the worst cases. Its makers offer, in good faith, a reward of $500 for a caso of catarrh which they cannot cure. They are able to pay it. Are you able to take it? The symptoms of catarrh are, headache, obstruction of nose, dis charges falling into throat, some times profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody, putrid and offen sive; eyes weak, ringing in ears, deafness; offensive breath; smell and taste impaired, and general debility. Only a few of these symptoms likely to be present at once. Thousands of canes termi nate in Consumption and end in tho grave, without ever having mani fested all these symptoms. Dr. Sage's Remedy cures the worst cases. 50 cents, by druggists. cm ft rare HUsmsm. Hoi flaaaach. OoottliMtlaa Malaria. Unr Oaaplatnia. m i th i sale aai swtaia nmtj. SHJTH S BILE BEANS TJM the SMALL IIZI (at tlttls ktaas to tht Sa ). Thay ara tha sMttoaaraaimt; sail all aaas Pnoaaf eitaer sua. M etaia par koula. If IftSIMf at T, 17, Mi Pboto-frarsra VlOOIliM aaaalslMef Ulf pleura for sata (ooapars at turn ft. i r. surra a co.. Uakanef "BllaBaaas." St tools Ma Bend to Smltta'e for your winter m Bt. They have the blgget tock of d,'n'' They have the best boot, and shoes. The) ns e the cheapest hosiery for everybody. They ns e the trestest variety of dry gml. Tlu nau family grooerlea of all kind. They have dried fruit if the new crop. Ther have canni-I goo- at wholeaale prices They have " aud gloves, They hsve blsnkeU from Jl-J P They have comforta from 90 rents c rbJ'' ; They have ovend Is of every alze. They pa I rial attentl.n to all order. JJ (free particulars and copy "VaTr.Mree? ftralih'a Cash ism.4l'",l,t"' Baa rranclaata - ASTHMAcFREE s,.ui . a MHirnu si r..i n.. HEY Csn Is; msde tally by railing cnirseu.. large K-page m trsted csU;ogue tells all ab ut INCUBATORS, Bmndera. what to feed rhickeniu In fact all the secret, of the chicken buines. II yoo onlv keep oaii. dnren heni.yu ne fcthi. tsk. It give. mort Iniormaii"- than many ol me ho,,, ,ld ata-ceni.. vtesend it free on re relpt of 4 cents I" f.mna to DST IOtage. PETALDIi INCUBiTOB CO., Petilnmi, Ctl. THE FAMILY DOCTOR C"- Bastj Eater . Hcoldln, ni . Mil or Good AdTlra, If there b any truth in ths adage that .ZT.n!,!7..Ul.a T'' ,,cart t'TouBhhi. ould be a hard road u travel vh. you consider the enoruu.ua and varus amount of material that itrews iu tiath. T"0 at ono encounter many unpleasant hot aoup, boiled ham. fried clams, tsjta pickled caboage, ,atry, Icecream, nd ua In fiftwn minutes, and then onder. why he feels so badlv. is either M ass er an idiot-very likely a melange. Ue cannot undarstand it, when he U w constantly taking those celebrated aftep dinner pills," a title that is simply cover for wrong doing. True, he paid extra to have his pilU gelatine coated to retain their virtues the longer; but he evidently did not know tlmt the tannin in the tea would convert that coating Into a mass which the juices of the stomach are powerless to affect, and so no benefit is derived from the pills. lie goes on. however, stuffing himself with food and the delusion that the more one eats the stouter he grows. It is not tho quantity we eat. but what is assimilated that is, what the system is capable of burning up as fuel to increase our vital energies. If you smother your fire with too much coal, out it goes. Now the dyspeptic, the sufferer of that most com mon trouble, Indigestion, wav feel its presence by a thousand different signs. So numerous are they, thnt the tueution of only a few must suffice here. For instance, he wakes with a stuffy headache, a bad taste in his mouth, bolts his breakfast, and rushes off to business. His food "repeats." as our EngUsh friends say, his taste becomes sour and hot, and so does his temper, and he is not aitogetner tlie most amiable of mortals. As the day grows apace ho has ill defined aches, and fancies his eye sight is failing, and his irritability increases. His clerks live on pins and needles, and his friends say, "what a bore he is getting to be. so full of ills." Thus it goes on from bad to worse. Think of that man as a judge, and now he might "make wretches hang that jurymen may dine." No doubt many a verdict of today is largely influenced by poisonous butyric acid in the circulation of one who has too hastily consumed his fodder. Ultimately, if he does not switch off, he falls a victim to nervous prostra tion and melancholia, a fit tenant for any asylum, which he often cheates by draw ing a razor across his throat. All from dyiioia. There is no hyperbole in this picture; you will see many like it every day, if you but keep your eyes open. The remexlyf Certainly not indiscrim inate drugging, a proceeding as foolish as to load your dog with an elephant's burden and expect liim to carry it. If the stomach cannot take care of its na tural guests it will resent the intrusion of foreigners. The panacea is rest for the stomach by the use of light foods, and rest for the mind by anything which will draw at tention from the suffering organ. Few things accomplish this latter better than the diversion of hearing good music You may think it strange, but there is an eminent physician abroad who writes out a prescription for music much as we would for calomel. It possesses a won derful sway over the lower orders of life, and you have often noticed the spirited action of a horse, the arched neck and proud canter, when hearing the strains of martial music. Musio cheers the soldier on the long march and renews his flagging energies. 60 will it aid the dyspeptic. The instru ment is a matter of choice, the violin hardly to be recommended unless handled by a master, for no instrument is so capable of distracting waitings, when in the hands of a novice. The voice is, par excellence, tho best of musical remedies, and four part songs are potent for good. I dare say, you who have been victims of atrociously bad performances will not agree witli me. But give the best a trial Just go to some of the near by resorts that offer so many harmonious attrac tions and try the curative effect of a "concord of sweet sounds." Richard Guernsey, M. D., in Once a Week. Expensive Funerals and Monuments. la it not about time that the societies and other efforts put forth to reform funerals and reduce tlie expenses or burials, included the conceited display of monuments! People never heard of be yond their street have the resting places of their bodies marked by stones that cost anywhere from $1,000 to 20,000. This cannot be the result of family affec tion, but is more likely to be family pride. The re is but one possible advan tage of such display that is the creation of showy and interesting cemeteries. But people of sound sense are, nowadays, ordering that they themselves be buried without display and their graves marked io the simplest manner. The amount of wealth already unnecessarily stored in our cemeteries is high among the tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions. The mausoleums of the dead were in primitive times tho earthly homes of the spirits of tho departed; but we have no longer this excuse for unlimited expense. Globe-Democrat Sheep Shearing by Maehlaery. The process of sheep shearing by ma chinery is now performed in Australia by an ingenious kind of device, the results, as represented, being very satkfactory. The apparatus in question sm a very simple one, being made on the same principle as the cutter of a mower or reaiv r. and the knives are worked by mea. s vt rods within the handles, these in 'their turn being moved by a core within a long flexible tul, which is kept in a rotary shaft, and wheels driven by a statienary engine. The comb is in the form of a segment vi a .m-c, three inches in diameter, with eleven conical shaped teeth. Each machine is worked by a shearer, and as the comb is forced along tlie skin of the animal the flece is cut. The machine can be run either with a steam or gas engine, or by ordinary horse power, and does not easily get out of order. New York Sun. nongry Toads at Sappvfw When tbeeiectrio lights in the out skirts of the town flash out the toads to the neighborhood know that thelrsup per time is come, and they hurry to the feast A lady, relating aa experience similar to that of other observant per .ons. tells bow she was wf'1J siting in a carriage near an electrlo lamp, which had just bee. lighted, bilt her friend went to a neighboring tbop. In the dry road she presently aaw a stir, and looking over the wheels saw Jopplng In all direction, across and ound toads aiming for the light 6b. uw. on goln nearer, that g of toads underneath th. light al Ifadv waiting for the fall of moths and ?lWu of nttrht that drop from th. Keroving fiU alrbt those cresiurea u..- - , SS. with upturned beads, waiting for , & vtoUm. to drop lato their month- ( K y. Vaica. 6CENE3 OF 6ENSU0U3 BEAUTY. Interesting Teopla Una Loiter Thais Uoars Away la Wwl lodlaa Tropic. Hindoos, coolies; men, women and children etaiuling, walking or sitting in the sun, under the shadowing of the pah". Men squatting, with hands clasped over their black knees, steadily observe you from under their white tur bansvery steadily, with a slight scowl All these Indian faces have the same set, stern expression, theenuio kritting of the brows, and the keen, strong gaze is not altogether pleasant It borders upon hostility; it Is the look of measurement measurement physical and moral In the mighty swariuings of India these have learned the full meaning and force of life's law as we Occidentals rarely I'arn it. Under tho dark forehead with its fixed frown the eye glitters like serpent's. Nearly all wear tho same Indian drees, the thickly folded turban, usually whit, whito drawers reaching but half way down the thigh, leaving the knees and the legs bare, and white jacket A few don long blue robes and wear colored head dress. These are babagees, priests. All the men look tall; they ara lithe, very slender, small boned, but the limbs are well turned. They are grave, talk in low tencaand seldom smile. Those you see with very heavy, full beards are probably Mussulmans; they have their mosques and the cry of the muezzin sounds thrice daily over the vast cane fields. Some shave Buddhists or fol lowers of Uindooism but tlie children of Islam nover. Very comely some of the women are in their close clinging, soft, brief robes and tantalizing veils, a costume leaving shoulders, arms and ankles bare. Tlie dark arm is always tapered and rounded; the silver circled ankle always elegantly knit to the light, straight foot Many of these slim girls, whether standing or walking or in re pose, present perpetually studies of grace; their attitude when erect always sug gests lightness and suppleness, Lke the poise of a perfect dancer. A coolie mother passes, carrying at her hip a very pretty naked baby. It has exquisite delicacy of limb; its tiny ankles are circled by thin bright silver rings; it looks like a little bronze statuette, a statue of Kama, the Indian Eros. The mother's arms are covered from elbow to wrist with silver bracelets, some flat and dec orated, others coarse, round, smooth, w ith ends hammered into the form of viiier heads. She has large flowers of gold in her ears, a small gold flower in her very delicate little nose. This nose ornament does not seem absurd; on these dark ekuis the effect is, on the contrary, pleasing, although bizarre. All this jewelry is pure metal; it is thus the coolies carry their savings; they do not learn to trust the banks until they become rich. There is a woman going to market, a very odd littlo woman; is she a Chino bianco a coolie or a Malay hah breed I 1 do not know. Sho represents a type I have never seen before. She wears one loose soft white garment, leaving arms, ankles and part of back and bosom ex posed, Lke a low cut sleeveless chemise, but less long. Her whole figure is rounded, compact, admirably knit, and her walk is indescribably light supple, graceful. But her face is queer; it is an Oriental grotesque, a Chinese dream, oblique eyes and blue black brows and Lair, very nigh and broad check bones. Singular as it is, this face has the verit able beaute du diablo; it is a very young and very fresh face, and the uncom monly long, black, silky lashes give her gaze a very pleasing, velvety expression. Still, the most remarkable peculiarity sho has is her color, clear and strange, almost exactly the color of a fine ripe lemon. Lafcadio Uearn in Harper's Magazine. Evlla of Chewing- Gum. A physician tells me that chewing gum is a practice in which grown people should not indulgo and which parents should not tolerate in children. "Is it worse than chewing tobacco?" I asked. "A thou sand times," was the reply. "A girl will do enough chewing on a cent's worth of gum to masticate her food for a whole week. The hinges of the jaw ore made for the ordinary work of an ordi nary life and they won't stand any more. Chewing gum is something like drinking whisky one nip calls for another and one craunch begets another. It excites the nerves which lie about the jaws to a kind of pertietual motion, which doesn't cease until their strength is exhausted. We haven t been chewing quite long enough to see its ill effect, but our jaws are made like the jaws of other peo ple, and we might learn a true and use ful lesson from history." Chicago Tri bune. Tha Output of Our Mine, It is a very imposing showing that the bureau of mining statistics makes in its report of the production of metals in the United Btates for 1887. Ihe aggregate value of the output of our mines is set down at $538,050,845 figures whose significance can only be fully grasped by comparing them with values in other de partments of production, it Is dimcuit to estimate tho amount of labor that went to the making of this enormous total. The census of 1880 ranked ns miners some 234,288 persons, not includ ing: 7,340 oil well operators, and not counting at ail those engaged in the cai-e of mining machinery. It would prob ably be safe to put at 850,000 the number of those who are now direct! engaged in all departments of mining industry, and such a calculation may at least serve as a basis for determining tlie productive value of the army of laborers thus em ployed. The Epoch. Bow Senatorial Speeches An Timed. Prosidpnt nro tern. Iniralla uses the old fashioned time glass to measure the five minute speeches of tlie senators. When the senator begins the glass is inverted, and when the sand has all run out he is stopped promptly. Tlie other day a senator who thought his five minutes en tirely too short demurred when the presi dent pro tern, told him his time was up. 'The chair is guided entirely by this a; lass," said Ingalls firmly, holding up the twin bulbs with the sand all in tlie lower one. As the president pro tern, is almost as absolute as a baseball umpire, nothing more was said. As Ingalls re marked afterward to another western senator, "It Uketsand torunthssenaU.'' Philadelphia Becord. Bad a Falling Oat. Hiss Bruce (who hat heard that her friend. Miss Dee ring, has had a falling out with Mr. Downey) Why, I thought, Eu genia, that you and Dick were very solid. Hiss Dee ring (icily Oh, dear, no! oly plated. Th. Cartoon. A DlBBcr to Sort. That food has an effect on the mind and actions was believed in by Mossop, who always ordered his dinner to suit tl character be was about to play. For Zanga, in the Bevenge," sausages; for Barbarossa, veal cutlets, and for Kichard, pork. Oeatlemaa'a Magazine CLOTHES OF THE OZAfo Tha Old Caalora and the New second Uand Clothing Uralrra. It used to be, among the women of a past generation, a cumoiii to leave their clothes by will in the sumo manner that they did their "second Ut bedhead'' and "silver gilt tiKt." They divided their furs, laces, brocades, and "body linen" among their nearest tin, and gen erally left the plniner and more worn things to old family servants or poofOre lntions. But these htsoiiiiI iHWHessions, with the exception of laces, are rarely bequeathed nowadays. Mrs. John Jacob Astor kept to the old customs, and 1 saw a poor, pretty gill w caring 0110 of her sealskin coats last week, it having been specially bequeathed to her in the will. Tho usual course is that taken br the heirs of Mrs. A. T. Stewart, who sold all her enormous wnrdrolu to dealers in second hand clothes. Though little was said about it at tho time, a good many society women took occasion to purchase certain things tlmiuirk tho dealers, but generally handkerchUis, stockings, silk underwear and gloves, whic h would not bo recognized aud which they got very cheaply. There is a woman on Fifth avenue who makes a business of buying the wurd robes of dead women, and who is fast making a fortune out of the bargains the gets. Most of her customers who pur chase goods from her have no idea of the real secrets of her trade. She is osten sibly a denier in imjxirted goods and has certain French and English boxes and cases into which sho nicks many of her goods and sells them as new. She will take the whulo wardrobe of the deceased, new and old, good and bud, and then this goes through u careful process of selec tion. The now things, or those nearly so, which are really imiiortcd or have that npiicaraiice, she iucks into foreign cases and ties them up daintily and dis poses of them to rich customers. Many a time a woman has como to her and said: "I want to find something stock ings, gloves or w hat not like some I once saw Mrs. Qiiclqucchoso have. 8ee if you can find thcin for 1110." And tho dealer has in course of time sent her a note saying that sho has found some thing very near what Bhe asked for. In reality they are Mrs. Quelquechoeo'sown, and the dealer had them all the while. Tlie gowns that nro new or very nearly new sho sells to tho dressmakers, who freshen them tin a bit and sell them to out of town customers. Then the dealer has n list of customers who are perfectly familiiir with tho real nature of her trade. They ure mostly women who are struggling to keep their places in society, with lean purses and a great desire to keep up uptiearaticcs. They keep tho run of her place and get somo bargains, because though the things they buy are somewhat worn, they are worth the money for the good Parisian cut mid Btyle. They buy from her black and inconspicuous gowns that areliko those worn by a dozen other women and are not likely to bo recognized, and some times they havo thorn made over at home and buy them for the sako of tho good material in them. There is a third class of tho wornout and shabby clothes, bon nets, shoes and general belongings which are sold in a lump to the second hand dealers in the Bowery. And so all the pretty frills and fancies of the dear dead women of our households become scat tered to tho far winds, worn by her friends, her enemies, her servants, Strangers and women whom in life she would have turned her eye. away from as sho passed. There is something very pathetic, it seems to me, in such dispersal and use of those most intimato personal possessions of a lovely women. The old way was best. Cor. Brooklyn Eagle. How to Develop the Lungs. The exercise which I have found of most value in developing tho lungs may bo described as follows: Standing erect as possible, with shoulders thrown back and chest forward, the arum hanging close to tha body; the head up, with lips firmly closed, inhalation Is to be taken as slowly aa may be, at tho same time the extended arms are to bo gradually raised, the boclfof the hands upward, until they closely approach each other above the head. Tho movement should be so reguluted that tho arms will be ex tended directly over the head at the mo ment the lungs are completely filled. The position should be maintained from five to thirty seconds before tho reverse process is begun. As tho arms are grad ually lowered the breath is exhaled slowly, so the lungs shall be as nearly freed from breath as possible at tho time the arms again reach the first position at the side. By these movements tho greatest ex pansion possible is reached, for upon in spiration the weight of the shoulders and pectoral muscles are lifted, allowing the thorax to expand fully, while upon ex halation in lowering tho arms wo utilize the additional force of this pressure upon tlie upper thorax to render expiration as complete as possible These deep respir ations should be repeated five or six times, and tho exercise gone through with five or six times a day. It is hardly Recce sary to remark that the clothing must in no way interfere with the exercise, in some cases this exercise is more advan tageous when taken lying flat on the back, instead of standing. In this position the inspiratory muscles become rapidly strengthened by opposing the additional pressure exerted by the abdominal organs against tho extending lungs. And, on the other hand, expiration is more ir feet and full on account of tho pressure of these organs. Tills is an exercise now advocated by several leading vocal teach ers of Euro;. John L. Davis, JL D. A Chicagoan at Lunch. That a Chicagoan dislikes to lose onv timo is patent to an observer in any of the down town restaurants during the oon hour. Almost every second eater has a paper propped up before him against a glass or a catsup bottle, and while he devours his lunch he also de vours the news at the same time. When he fiuiahes one side of his paper lie lays down his knife and fork long enough to expose a fresh side to his view, when he resumes the double occupation of reading and eating. Tlie average Chicago busi- aess man can consume a fry without missing a news item, and can keep posted on the affairs of the day without overlooking an oyster. Chicago Herald. fTaata of Braia Power. What a waste of brain power there is in swindline. The swindler has all the forces of law and order arrayed against him. He is sure to be tripped up sooner or later. Tlie cost of a mistake Is bu libertT. and the mistake at bound to come. The ingenuity he expends in his methods if applied in a uwiuj direction is aimota sure to net him a larger return in cash than it doe. wlien put to a crooked use. The swindled person generally deserve litthrpity. He usually expects to take advantage of somebody, and he gets taken in himself. Cupidity is at the bot tom of both aidtf'of a gwindia. Detroit i'raa Praaa. THK HOIIK or Kl K( Tltll ITV. How a Han i allied Tn-ltr I'uilnilt After HunVrlng Twenty Veara With lyri- la, Liter and Kldnrr t'uiiipUlnia. lb. Ihirrin 1ka 8ihn: Thinking perhaps a few lines (roin me would l of luterent to yen and the public ivnerally, 1 write to aajr 1 have gxiued twelve pxiuuda in the 1 ant il.n e mmillia under your treat ment of my ra-e i.f dystonia, liver and kidney complaint. I rniinuier your treat mint liy Hecriritv far better than any remedy I ever tile I. 1 feel like a Hew mail, liefer 10 me at Kreeport, Wali. V. M. llliKKK. :. Mayor Mill and W Ife Te.tirr to lr. Darrln'a Alillltr In Turing Their Hon V Ith Klerlrl. ilr. Al lUNA, Or., April II, HK. 'r. Idm'n - IIkah NH : We write to iiilorm you thai our son ilniid, ahum you em ed ( your el.rtrlc proceaaiuf ajire ami ruiiniiiir ears two year ano, haHionlliiiied sound and well ever aline, and he has not lieeu troubled in any way wilh hia ear mice. Ilia hearing la jin-t as good aa ran tw. We Use thin method to express our gratitude and to thank you for the irood you have dune for ua In the cure of our Hin. Aa hialih la untold wealth, money could not pun-ha the benelll tlie cure liua Ix'en la ua, liefer anv one to ua. He kc f .l v. ('. . & .M. A. Illl.l., Hill's block, Ituaaell street Alblna. What a rronilneiit Lumberman or Van couver, W aah,, Thluka of Dr. Ilarrln. Eilitor Tacuma l.rdiier: This la to cer tify tlmt lr. ilarrln has o far rured me of aeiuiic rheumatism that 1 am able and did wa'k llfteen milea one day thia week. He fore I came to him 1 CJiild aeanely walk 10 hia olllce. ltefer to me nt Vancouver, Wath. 1'. C. McKari.ank. Dim, Darrln make a aperlnlly of d Incases of Ihe rye, ear, none and throat and all nervous, chronic and private diaeaaea such aa loss of manhood. Mood talnla, yphilia. gleet, Konorrhtea, stricture, aper matorrlnra, aeiuliial wealtueaa or loaa of dcfire of sexual power in man or woman. All peculiar female troubles. Irregular meiiNlriialion, lueorrliira, dlplacemenla, etc., are ronlldeiillally and aiicremfully treated, and will under no rlrcumnlam-ea take a case that they cannot cure or ben ellu Consultations free. Chargea reasonable. ( urea of private dlteaaea guaranteed, and never pulilinhed In the papers, Mont case ran receive home treatment after a vialt to the Hoctora' olllce, Washington building, corner of Kauri hand Wanning ton atreeU, Portland, Or. Inquiries an swered, and circular sent free. N. II Dr. Unrriu has a branch ofllre at the Kevere lloune, Albany, Or,, from Octo ber to IX; HoaelMirg, October ID to 2Y, Ashland, October 25 to November I.) Wife Harry. I want tioto-dav. Iliuliaml (po etically) Two mulii with a simile lliouslil and leu )eara niarricit. Ho Ho 1, Hear. Itri'TI'IIK AMI 1'ILKM Ct'HKIi. We nlllvely cure niiitiire and all rectal dla-caw-a without jialn nrilcleiitlon from tmalncaa. No cure, no iav; anil 110 ,ay until ctircil. Ail Iron lor iauiililil lira, I'urlerlleld ik l.4 y,N Market it reel, Kail Kranclnco. Ethel 1'iMir Clara! Hlie U growl 'gold. Maud II inunt deem al to you, Mn-liig you have know 11 her iiliice hc wan au infant iu arms. Hl'KK ( IKK Ult riLKM. Hare care for blind, bleeding and Itching PI lea. One bin baa eared the wont caaia of teu years' ttanillug. No one need aurtVi tell mlnatea after uihig Kirk's Herman Hie IHutmeuL It abaorha tumors, allaya the Itching, acta as a tHiultlos, glvea relief. Dr. Klrk'i Ourmau Pile Olutmtut Is prevarvd only for Flit's and Itching of Ui prlrale parts, aud nothing alts, Kvory bos Is warranted Hold by Dragglata and sent by mall on receipt of price, 11.00 per bus. J. J. Mack A Co., Wbolo ale Agent, Hau Frauclaco. 1 Pl.ln I'ru.V l it., ....ll..l for ,,UmI Are run a plain cook? Applicant Well, 1 s'poae I cut! be punier. Both the method and rcsulU when Syrup of Figs ia taken; it in plviuuint and refreshing to the tasto, and acta f ently yet promptly on the kidneys, .liver and Bowels, cleaning the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, liead iclies and fevers and cures liahitu.il constipation permanently. For sale in oOoand 81 bottles by all druggists, CALIFORNIA FIQ SYRUP CO. 8 AH FHAMCISCO. CH, LOUISVILLE, HI. YORK, K.t. ultvuys SCOTT'S emulsion ol pur Cod Liver Oil with Hypo phoaphltee of Lima and Soda la almoat aa palatable aa milk. Children enoy It rathar than etharwlea. A MARVELLOUS FLESH PRODUCER la Indead, and tha little lads and laaaloa who take cold oaally, may bo fortified aaalnat a cough that might prove aorloua, by taking Soott'a Emulalon after their maala during tha winter aaaaon. Bnrm of ntbMUutlon mud Imitation. FabeVs Colden Finala Pills.. rorEaaiale Irragalar ItlaaiBothliigllkalhea O a tba market. Aeaar oil Saeeaailully need by prominent ladlai monthly, naraataad to relieve iupinaaM atanalniaUom. UEEmFU CUTalll Dea't be kaajboggaC Saa Time, Health, a ad aaaey ;lake aa eta ar. Bent aa addraa, aeeare by aull aa ra .aalplofprloe.tlta, Addraaa. THE 1PHR0 lEOtCllE CCINIT, WafUro Branca, U J7, a-OBTUUID, OB old try Wuoo Dace Co., rortlaaO, Or. SMiESluEfj WAfiTED, Local or Traveling, Tnarll nor well-known Numenr itork. We want good, lively workara. aud will pay well who rjilaioo or aalary. (vood rWrrrurea required. Apply quick. U L. MAY A CO., Nurserymen, ML I'aul, Mlun. iPfe hi,dren tm- Enjoy It. AM .Kl.r.O A NT PACKAOB Of FINK L'AKUft, Including 15 rare noveltlea, ahapea and arllatlo Imported oleKraihlc and cliro malic ranla. Thla larne and beautiful col lectin aent hjr mall lo any one who III do thla: liny a bog of the genuine Jr. C, Mi-Ijjne'a ( Vlelirau-d l.lver I'llla from any rirnjiKlat, price 2A renia, and mail ua the outaiite araer with jrour addreaa, plain ly written, and 4 renta Iu alanint. The r;ennlne Mcljttie'a I'llla are prepared only y Fleming lima., I'llUliurnh, 1'u., ami have lieen In ronatant line fur over itlny year. They are aiinrlor lo all other in purity and eti'eetivencaa. A cerlala cure for liidlKcatlon and alck head lie. Ad dreaa, KlemliiK !rna I'lttnlniriih, I 'a. He man led aiimuiH Ke' lalrcul of ilaililhlcra lie fiirnMieil Ihe houe. hhe furutHhcil tin- ijuartcra. All pcraotK rapidly ami alelv rv.lil. iil by I'll Molt Aull ..Ik'.Iiv Tea. A. II.Mullhkl'o.,aKi-nl, (rant au-uut ami (icary ilret-l. Ileaareof Imitalloun of the celebrated Seal of North t'anillua I'lug t lit loliacco. THT Okhmka for brrakfaaL A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. Dilliloui Cake and iitr, I.Ilit 1'l.ilr llisoiit, (iridillft Cakr, 1'aUl.il.lc and hulcfciuic. No other bakiiitt powder dmi inch work. prices i fell Baking Powden PAINLESS. irHLUii EFFECTUAL W" WORTH A GUINEA A BOX. -3 For BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc., ACT1NQ LIKE MAGIC on the vital organs, strengthening the muscular system, and arousing with the rosebud of health The Whole Hiysical V.ivr-J of the Human Frame. Beecham'i Pills, taken as directed, will quickly RESTORE FEMALES to complete health. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. Price, 25 cents per Box. PrertroJ only bj TE0S. BEECHAM, Bt Halro Lanoaifalra, England. B. r. ALI US ).. Mill' Aitmlm tar l ulltd Htntrm, ,1M ,17 f VlMdl f., KV I'wrflr, who ( it' ffone ifrM(flnf ilea Hot m m r m w Md WW S M MM M m M M M ,W M M M M f ' jw sw WsT T, i sw.fWsTwsM s itrciiH ol oooK-Keencrs aim aicu oifraphers of both neiea, attrilmte their attccess to a course at the Portland BusU ness College, rortland, UrcKon, or the Capital Business College, Salem, OreKott. Hotli are under the tnnniiKcment of A. l Aniistroiijr, have aame courses of study, same mien of tuition. JUiHitKxs,Sliirtlmnd,T)-icwritinf,', Penmanship and Enff Huh Ikimrtmcnta. Write to either for joint Catnlom'e and aiiecimcua of pcumanahip. irtdefi C? A tTiM oJcpui-iu is grecxrer rncn roya.1 ly ibself: TVy i h i n you r nex h-house-cleaning; Grocers keep ih DO YOU LIVE IN CREASE? As a true patriot and citizen you should naturalize yourself by using the boat Inventions of the day for removing such a charge. To live in Grease is utterly unnecessary when SAFOUO is sold in all the stores, and abolishes grease and dirt I CURE FITS! WTwn I My vnrm I tin tv4 mui msvnly to lhfi for tinwiaiui thxi Ittoin rttirn atln. 1 mn rawllral oura, 1 mH tlMirtiMi4(r KITH, fcl'Us kl'Hf or KAI.I.INti Mi;iiNKWiAlifsvlouiiilr. ftarrant my rnut tooiir Urn wirrt oww. U'q Mhn ham faited m no imtvm fi ami pum rMtwrinn oura, "t") Mama Um trnatiMtnd ft Vnm H"ill of mf ln(sllilileirrriM1l, Oiv Kiutmm Mid H'-satOrtlr IL it. HOUTdl. CAM ruxl M. ftvy I wtksj Diamond Drill Work. TuePaciflcProspectlniCo,NAS wltb IMamiiud Core brill fur nil, mineral or wa ter. Ilnlea tmriil fur ventilation or draluaire. Alli'liU fur Dlainiiml Drill Macliliiery ami Hup pllea. t'nrrentMinileni'e aiillelted. SI 'A ftuan aAttie aireei. nail rraticmro. PENSIONS OLD CLAIMS METTI.KU under new Law Ui.lilivn. Vklilnwa. i'arrlil.. cud fur lilallk an- tiliiallona aud Indirui.llim. fatrlik U'Karrell, reaalua Agent, Waahlugton, V. C. BINCLf. On TMI IOC AbbORTtO I OOUBLK WW ivane COLORS I ..i,j tt. h iu n ail. rrt m r--in I .f ai II for la Mil. auainU. I aUloWU.' ai . I . May CO.. ST. faui; wim. Men's Suits to Order S20 to 840. Ken's Pants to Order, $0 to 8 1 0. Pit guaranteed. Semi 4 renta In atamut lor umplra aud rulea for wlf meaauremeut ARTHUR KOHM, CLOTHIER, HATTER, IAILOB, coaxia or Saaoad aad Msrrlaaa SU.t POKTLAMU, OR. 1T J0NES T0M8CALES OI $66 BINGHAMTON ttm Box Tart Bmm N. Y. Kl At Aixeuaa A g, M VP A 4 (yticura 1,'VKItV lirjHiK OK THE HKIS AND WAI.P 4 of Infancy and childhood, whether tortur lux, illtllmirlnir, Itching, Imriiluir, m aly, eronted, ,iinily or hl..i hv. Willi Iiim ol hair, and every lm,iirliy of the I, I.hmI, whether iiiiil, acrofu Iiium it lic'cilliarv. In NHciy, iM-rmaueiitly and eeonoiiilcally cured hy the I Tun K Itawauiaa, iiiKlaiiiiu of 11 Th cm, ihe ureal akin cure, Cu T i ra t Mie. an eiiiillteftklu puriller ami bean tiller, aiul n in ra Ukwim r.sj. the new blood and klu puriller ami Kreatext of humor reine ,lle, when the bent ili u In ua and all other rvi Hen full. I'areuu, naie rmir i till. In n yeara nl mental ami ,h ait al nuiteriug, lleirtu now. Icla arc ilnuueroun, ( urea made lu childhood are iriiiaiicut. Mold etery where. I'rlce. Ci'TK l k. Mr; RfiAr, JV; IUuu.t inr.lt. rrc.rcd by Holier 1'rug ami I 'lieiulcal rorMiratinu. lloNton, Man. send lor " How lo cure lllood and hklu)Dlt caM'n." g llli' khi ami ai-alp purified and a hcainiiled bv I'l'tii tha i.ie, "Wft kidney i4iu, inn kacho and iiiunciilar 'hfioiirttliini relieved mi one minute by tho dchralcdl TTUTKA ANTI-rAIN 1'I.AIITkaJ.V. JHE SM0KEJ? Will hate no other Jobacco Who once tries Stli OF fiORTJl CAJ?0LIN Plug Cut. Jhis is the secret of its Immense sale. FOR MEN ONLY! a For LOttTor FAILINO MANH00D Omni ad NERVOUS DtfllIlTf Weakawof Body and Vni TlTeti nt Error or EiMMMinOldor Tonne. adaMi. ft.hl MafelMHIli fell MHIartl Hew UMlstrv ft4 SlTlllanp.tk,le)lkVIIMIIJl(UOH)k4IKtAHTHUl' HAUf AWarltjivlf aarftlllff HUM 1 HK1 IKT-aWawiH Itt flU. In iMitty rrsi 441 fttftiMM! Prta 4 Mlrit. Writ (ft rtJ IU. tilgalrB tmi irvtA wIM fiMl aatrM KRIS MfcOICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. Va kwrp thriH) telil will Hrrrhnm'w i'tllfH THAI-CAN B UithlihVKKYUA is the kind thnt pays, bcorea or voiinir liuatiieaa men. and bun -i the king -t Irrhe old Droverb be rriie 1 lI DR. LIEBIG'S WONDEItFUL Iu.. To I'rora lla Woml.-rriil Tower and HiiiH-rlurltr, A ! Ili.tlla ill lie glu n or Kent Vrea ao apiillcatlon, per enniilljr or hy liu-r. T.rrrf on koowt thai 7lriwu-Svnanl' Vttrltabl r.llxlrof I.iiwwaj rIIur nd thai br. UrMn' luvitt ontlur la tlw nrtuinnl aini uul gtuuiuti Vital Ulxir. thi ar TMoimTrja 0Arror OKT (Thed of Chrsnl4, rrlM, KtM-ial t'tai iU(Mta, Htvo tMiMij. l ay. isiurl riU, 1 at Mm-j utA Mwb4, I.itt, tunc, HlwMet, Ki'lnty Bit4 fti..it.'si Trmt.U, ImMirltt of Lh Ulteixl, rimiiUa, aii'l othff Hhla) lMra, Is amine to ft MMlle-k,.l ggJI 4 PrHUJiftbM nift U j gwnoUtswi, kUk fwiutr aprvlsj trviirornt IHL l.lr.inii J. M.oRATntWlUttritMfirf fsMltlnnif St. biif durX SMOi'tMtrd ) fn-IS4rrbaraV a. I tur pnuu"h'av frittf lQtuiur. .'; ) bullied, IU half alga sVKlW, Rftlf kil- a. M'M'Ils to fN list. LlKRIU A lit, ft a-trU t qiatrti-r mt ratur ttartai ft agmvlalt f Illa-ar uf M-n, Dtaraaa, kowrrvrf Ift- itr4, ifirghlllv, lrWirnneliruf-t; r lt ea is to 4af ls,elrrat rmm saillfMiu tntri: har"S av4rraia I iBtuIiad.il ttm. VM f l Ir . 4(M Wri tUfftti, lM FrasMtotaj. ImL Jrit ato aautsMM, Mast Hinvt. CAUTION.tffi A4 pav-ittg af prtwaama svav s, tftM maim ar a arsa n4 Mrjakllirtil ther str rmptiNMia. faniflat nrr ft.r , or n(rrin to f tttxA. iuftlMtolMl--t UK. 1.I1HIU lJ.VIt,.HATiR. H. T. HUDSON, IMPOKTER AND HEALER l.N- Cuns, Ammunition, IISIIIXU TACKLE, ETC., 3 rirat Street, I'ortlaail, Oregon. Oet one o( theeelehrated f . A. Lflomla' Double Harri'l, Hrwh-loailtng. Htiiitinina, Top Hnap. riar lM-k, lamaeua ho-'rvU. Kaner HtiN'ka, 1'lntol (irlp and Oreeuerlrebl Wedge Fait, U Uaugs. for 5. fr-nt hjr etpreaa with 9i Braaa Shrill and Re li!llig TikjI. ttpoo reevlpt of prira. 8TEINWAY, Gabler tni Pease Pianos MxsuiIdc bm Hmt Pumo Madbl and tha farotiuj ehftiwr Fiauoa; aiJ MuaioaJ liMtnunmu; Han. fa u- pltrtl; Lftrira Utck at HIhwI Musk ttTKIfrsiAV UaiL. at4ftutl Afi raM Hurt; MrrHUi Ur Co. Cftii shJ sbm er m rotxna and mw aiuok. N. P. N. U. So. 3T;8-8. F. N. U. No. 4X5 mil b:::'.:: - NOiJ