EUGENE CITY GUARD. L 1 CAMPBELL. freprletar. EUGENE CITY. OREGON. r i CURING A POET, i A Terrible Dluui Vanquished br Mean of Clever Counplracjr. I Abel Ryder wa the queerest of all the queer character we bad In our town. Not tbat his eccentrlcltln were plain to every body, like tome of the old tettlors, for one had to be protty well acquainted with Jhe old man, and enter Into conversation with blm, to discover what waa o strange about him. A lull's bobby was poetry, He never wrote any, so far as I know, but be could talk it Yes, and he talked noth ing else. lie kept a atore a regular tillage tore, where the boys used to congre gate, and it was there, on winter's even ings, where we used to draw old Abel out, and enjoy bis peculiarities, For Instance, I would enter and say: "Good evening, Aboil" "Hot the tablo," Abel would reply. (IIo did not care whotber bis replies contained any onno, so long as they rbyniod; that was all he looked out for.) Some one else would come In with 'Well, Abol. how goes it?" "O. my manner shows It," answered Abel, never topping as If at a lost for a word, but answering as naturally as could be. It was very seldom tbat we ever "stuck" Abel ho could always find something to rhyme with the last word of our sentence; but I want to tell you bow we conspired to bring him down to plain English, for we tlrod of bis cease less poetical chattor, and bow the con spiracy worked. We all got together one day, and be gan to form a number of sentences end ing in words with which it was difficult to find any thing to rhyme. When we bad made a Hat sufficient, we thought, to satisfy our needs, we proceeded In a body to Abel's store. He was bohlud the counter, and, as we entored, said: Good morning, boys, a lovely day I How an you follows, any wayr Then we begun. "Abel," said Tom Ferris, "what's the day of the month?" "I think 1 I told you" Abel scratched his head. "I think I told you once. No, no -Don't be such a dunce dunth." lie paused and looked at us victoriously. Hut we were not to be beaten so easily. "Say, Abel," said Dill Bower, "did you ever see a locomotive?" "No; but I think 1 would know't if (I saw one)," be addod in parenthesis. This was only a partial victory for Abol, and we followed blm up "Abel," said a tutrd,."could you run ft dynamo?" .. Abel thought ft moment and then re plied, quickly: "Your remarks, now, please con line 'em, 01" A ahlver of anxiety ran through our ranks, for "locomotive" and "dynamo" were two of our strongest words. Hut Peter Flynn came to our rescue. "Mr. Byder," said he, drawing his sentence out, "Mr. Ryder, have you got stool spiral T" Ho put great empha sis on the word "spiral," and looked hard at the old mun. Abel opened his mouth to reply. lie moved bis lips as If trying to form ft word, clutched at his hair, oast an agon ising look , about him, and thon Vic tory I Defiantly, and yet with the tone of man who know that he was beaten, be said "No!" We bad him. . From tbat day Abel Rydor was a dif ferent man, and I do not believe that the people in that town have been troubled with blm since. At loast I know that we never were. Paul C West, In Light. GLIMPSES OF EUGENIE. The Beautiful Ki-Kaiprms Now a Pal, White-Haired Woman. I may mention here two rather pict uresque interviews with the Empress Eugenie. The first one at Venice In 1809, when she was on ber way to the (sues canal to open it for M. de Lesseps, ber cousin. 8be arrived there in her own yacht, the Algle, and we saw hor from the window of Damlelll's Hotel, pacing up and down the dock, queenly flguro. Indeed, the Empress Eugenie, who was not royalty, looked more like one than any I have seen born In the pur ple. She was physically to handsome nd what we call "arlstooratio-looklng" tbat abe seemed every Inch a Queon. In tbe evening all Venice was illumi nated atd the Grand canal bad the ap pearance of a long Jowelod serpent Victor Emanuel came thither with a brilliant troop of cavaliers to do hor honor. He took ber In bla own gondola up the tortuous, dark passages of the lesser ca nal into the Urand canal, past ( the blstorlo house of Luoretta Borgia, which was blood-red in the limelight! past the vtolet-tlntod church of Maria del Salutes past the glorious old Ducal palace; past the two columns which bold tbe Lion of St Mark and the Saint on the Alligator; through all the dreamy charm of a night in Vonloo, with the gleaming boats beside them, one a model of the Bucentoro. Muilo waa playing softly all the air from "Otol lo," "I Due KoncartV and other Vene tian things; and so the Empress, whose pale, handsome face and red balr I aaw plainly from my gondola, spent ber evening la Venice. Lord Houghton was with ber, and be afterward told me that the ordered in Venloe t dtest made after the portrait of Catarlna Cornaro, Queen of Cyprua, la the Accadnmta. which she wore at the ball riven by M. de Letaept at Hue. Poor woman! This was tbe lait of ber glorlea. Tbe next year came Sedan, with downfall and ruin, lota of husband, lot of son. She is our Lady of Vicissi tude. During the most brilliant day of tbe Queen' jubilee in London ia 18ST I it tbe Empress once more, ft tall, pale, wblte-balred woman la deep mourning, attended by on gentleman and on lady. She cam down the ttept of tho Buckingham Palace Hotel a I did. Our arrlage were detained, and I noted again that Baa, aristocratic outline, tbat beautiful droop of tbe eyelid. 8b 1 till vary band torn, and look lik ft sartyr. bat bow obeaged it all ill Mr. Suwwood, U Philadelphia Tim, Tresi'lent Harrison has promised the Labor Committee that when Congrei adjourned he would give consideration to the eight-hoar law and would insist nn it strict enforcement in govern ment buildings. HIE PACIFIC COAST. Work to be Resumed on the Astoria and South Coa3t Railway. The Oakland Saloonkeepers Contemplate Starting an Ojiiosltlon Brewery to the Syndicate. Werk on the jetties at Ysqiiina lay has been resumed. Ground is broken at Kacrameuto for the new Federal building. Tho cry for more cars to move Iuinler at rortlund is still heard, and Union l'a eillc olliciuls promise early relief. People in Southern New Meiiwj threaten to organize and kill Indiuns if tho renegades do not ceusc their raids. Olympic mountain explorers report an unlimited quantity of the fluent of tim ber, indications of coal and auriferous minerals and swarms of fish in the streams. James Dunn and George Martin, who were collector and liookkccper in the agency of the Santa Fe Company at Los Angeles, are missing, and soalso isabout (A,(njU in their accounts. Citizens of Modrc county, Cal. J Lake county, Or., and Washoe county, Ney., have titioiicd Congress against the promised abawioniiiclitof Fort liidwell as a military reservation. It is estimated that wheat and hops will bring into the State of Washington this season about tf,0OJ,0OO. lumber and coal about $15,00 and tbat rail way construction will bring in IM,00U, 000 more within eighteen months. A site has Wn given Whatcom coun ty, Wash., for the erection of a county hospital or infirmary, and the Commis sioners have ordered a voto to be taken at the general election in November on the nroisjsitlon to expend llM.UUO in erecting an adequate building. The gross earnings of the Southern Pacillc system for August were H.4H3, 7iii; and the gross earnings for the year up to date were 3i),i:W,000, against 2I),- 41(7,600 last year. The total operating expense to date for 18IK) were 20,313, CKKI, against 120,117,000 last year. Thomas Nolan, second mate of the ship Yorktown. lias been acquitted at San Francisco bv Commissioner Sawyer of the charge of cutting adrift a boat containing boatswain James Weston during a recent voyage. Ihe testimony went to show that ulan risaea iub me to save Weston. Work is to be resinned at once on the construction of the Astoria and South Const railway, and the contract has been let to Chinese from Portland for grading seven miles out from llilhtboro, and at Astoria to another Chinese firm for grading several miles up the Lewis ami Clarke rivers. One day Inst week ten masked men took hind lawyer, James llerrington. from the juil at Hakerslleld, Cal.. gagged him, conveyed him to a lonely siwt, stripped him and applied a coat of tar and feathers to him. He had been ar rested on complaint of a settler, whom, it is charged, lie had engaged in a con test of perjury. Sturgeon aro retorted as very scarce in tho Columbia alwve Astoria. The reason assigned for their scureity is the myriads of sardines that are at present U'inir rainrht at the mouth of the river. this ii the spawning season with the sardines, and the sturgeon, living prin cipally on small fish, will not ascend up the river until me suruine uiaapiwar. A scheme is on foot among saloon' k.....,i.r nf Oakland to start a new brew ery in opKsitlon to the English syndi cate, which owns all the breweries in that city except one small one. Some of the former employes of the Oakland brewery are in the movement, and aliout one-third of the money needed has al ready been subscrilied, largely by sa loonfceeper. The bill for the exploration of the in terior of Alaska, to which the House Committee on Military Affair has do voted considerable time, has been re ported to the House with a recommend ation favorable to its passage. There port was made by Mr. Koekwell of Massachusetts, who briefly reviews the object aimed at by the bill. He says that while the coast of Alaska has been followed and mapped almost nothing is known of the interior. In the Superior Court the Jury in the case of Mrs. W. L. Coenene against the I.o Angeles Cable ltailway Company found a verdict for the plaintiff and awarded her ilo.OiK) damages. In No veinher, 1SSH, the plaintiff and her hus IwikI were rldimi in a wagon in East Los Angeies. A double horse car of the cable eomnanv collided with the wagon, and Mrs. Coenene was thrown lo ihe ground. As a result she sustained ser ious injuries and is now bedridden. The Southern Paeitle passenger de partment will abort ly send some of its employes lo mane saeu-nes or pnoui- irrnn is ol Hie eeuuoia rsuiionni tars imct of land, about forty-live miles east of Fresno, Cal., containing the forest of biit trees which Congress recently re served for park purposes. Photographers are also to be sent to Crater hike, titty or sixty miles northeast of Ashland, Or. Hut little Is known o( this lake, which is descrilwd as being a large sheet of water in the crater ot an extinct volcano. A person standing on the edge of the crater is said to look down upon a hike 2,000 feet below him. The annual report of the Northern Pa' citic. to he presented at the annual meet' ingot the stockholders on Octolter 31, is said to make a splendid showing. The companv has in its treasury 13,000,000, the earnings accumulated during the past five years, and most of this amount will ultiinatelv be raid to preferred stockholders, the proxy committee this vear consists of Charles L. Colbv. C. H. Wright and Thomas F. Oakes. the Ta coma I-and Company has arranged to give entrance into mat ruy to an rail road converging at that point, and President Wright has approved of the sale of thirtv-tive acres of land for ter minals at Tacoma to the Union lVitlc. House Committee on Public Build ings and Ground ha ordered a favora ble report on the Senate bill for public building at Oakland, Cal. The bill is re ported with an amendment reducing the appropriation from :!00,OOJ to J-0,tM0. The report accompanying the bill rec ommending it passage y that Oak land it a very proterui and growing city and needs a proiwrly located, coiir nMnlious and suitable building for pos tal purpose. The businessof the office, it hv, I rapuliy increasing witn ine ..i.l inrr. of nomihition. The ero receipt, of the oth'oe for the year ending June 30, 1M, were 170,243. and the rev- tuue above all expense, f 31,426. EASTERN ITEMS. An Iowa Prophet Augurs a Long, Cold, Snowy Winter. An Appeal for Aid Made by the American Committee for the Relief of Famine In Ireland. Over 12,000,000 bananas are distribut ed In Chicago every week. Saratoga is to have new bathing es tablishment to cost 1100,000. An opjweitioii water works Company has been organized at Toeka, Kan. A colored evangelist of Ilrockwayville, Pa., is said to bo a second Sam Jones. There is talk of spanning the Missis sippi at Ilurlington with a pontoon bridge. The census bureau has announced the nomihition of the Territory of Oklahoma as 111,701. There are fifty-ono different postmas ters within the corporate limits of the city of Chicago. It is rejiorted that one of the largest hanks in Great liritain is to establish a branch at Chicago. The ship yards of the lakes will this vear turn out 12,000 tons of excellent cargo-carrying vessels. Jones, the Iowa weather prophet, pre dicts a long. cold, snowy winter, starting n early ami continuing lute, itnffiiln Rill's ill treatment of bis In dians is to bo investigated by the Indian Department at Washington. All the little towns in Oklahoma are presenting their claims to the Legisla ture for the Territorial capital site. Is to be erected at Lex ington, Mo., in memory of the dead sol diers of the Union and Confederate ar mies. The. President has approved the river id harbor bill and the joint resolution r the purchase of nickel ore for the navy. A just retribution has overtaken the iiivwitiir of the niirs-in-clover puzzle, .. . . . . 1 1- &!, lie lias been sent w an asyium m m, Loui. Wasbinirton authorities deny that or ders bnve been sent to the revenue cut ter Wolcott to proceed to lsclirmg sea and make seizures. Tim nostofflce authorities have seized the entire weekly edition of the Cincin nati Volksfreuml because it coniaineu iottery advertisements. Jersey City has a law under which fines of 100 each are to be imposed upon persons detected drinking malt or alco holic liquors in her new parks. The report of the Statistician of Kan sas shows that mortgages in that State are being lifted at the rate of 34 per cent, and f 10,000,001) for the year. Representative Vandever' bill con verting the Yosemite Valley region into a grand national park has been signed by the Preaident and is now a law. Tbe work of classifying the sections in the World's Fair will lie completed by November. The whole exhibition will occupy nine buildings. House Committee on Public Build ings and Grounds bus cut down the ap priations for buildings at Reno, Nev., and Oakland, Cal., to $40,000 and $225, 000 respectively. Secretary Noble lias christened the Big Tree reservation "The Sequoia National Park" and promulgated rules and regu lations similar to those now governing Yellowstone Park. Tbe Constitutional Convention of Mis sissippi has adopted a section which for bids the legislature auiiiorwing any lot tery, nor shall tbe sale of any lottery tickets be allowed in tho State. In the suit, for a limited divorce brought by the wifo of McKee Kankin at New York the latter pleads compara tivn imiuviinicisitv. lie owes much money to Joseph Jefferson, Stuart Hob- son and others. As a result, it is alleged, of inordinate Breed on the Dart of the gas trust, till cago' City Council by unanimous vote has declared in lavor oi municipal own ership and operation of all the gas and electric light plants oi tne town The Manhattan Club of New York fit v has at last taken possession of the end A. T. Stewart mnnsion, which is to be its future home. Nearly all the lur- niture and carpeting owned by Mr, Stewart was bought by the club. The Chinamen of New York have ffiven to their Joss at 111 Mott street a new umbrella. WHICH mey nati urougm ... . i ,i . i . i i . over from I num. u is covervu wmi lraimns and other monsters with glitter ing eyes, and is saui to nave cost, -wu, An anneal to the people of America fnnii the American committee for the relief of famine in Ireland is publish tl in New York. It says the point oi ac tual Buffering from hunger Is not yet reached, but the days oi starvation, tin iess help comes, are' not far off. The Board of Bureau Chiefs have gone over the figures of the Ifan Francisco's tritil and decline to designate the speed definitely. It is understood that the nrnil ileeis on will lie that the San rran cisco has stood a test of 10.72 knots, which will mean that the contractors ill rmtrive less than tltkl.OOO in pre miums. They will proWbly apin-al to Congress for reliel, The rush of foreign goods to the United States to escape the increased duties oi the Mckinlcv bill lias turned tno il ance of trade ainiinst the country. The government statement of foreign coin ineree shows the export from this couii' trv for August to have beeu f5tl,(M),0U0 and imports tiil.'.MO.NXi, In the Mississippi Constitutional Con vention the committee to which the suhiect of securing conciliatory race legislation was referred has reported number of resolutions which claim the incawcity of the negro to govern, and recommend that Congress bo ap pealed to to resubmit the Fifteenth Amendment to the States. It is reported in Chicago that the Great Northern road would have it lVitlc Coast line in operation within year, It will cross the Union Pacifeand North ern Pacific road in Washington and tap all it l'fti illc Coast connections. Its Pa cific Coast terminal will bf south of Port land, with branches to that citv and Seattle. Intelligence ha reached Ottawa from British Columbia that the government of Great Britain and the I nitcd States have agree.! 10 che iwnnng sea uunng Wl. by which time it UfW'W uat the questions at issue will be .tiled by 1 either mutual agreement or arbitration. FOREIGN NEWS. Russia Making New Laws Against the Hebrews. The Pope Reported to be Adrerse to Crema tlon.and Prohibits Catholics to Attend Them. English opinion indorses the Burchell verdict. Naiwleon lll.'fl library ia soon to 1 sold at auction. Michael Davitt savs Parnell position is stronger than ever. The recruits for the November entries to the Germany army number 215,000. The last performance of the "Passion Play" at Obcrammergau occcurred Sep tember 28. The Socialists of Germany are greatly rejoicing over the expiration of the anti Socialist law. Einin Pasha has not yet received the 5,000 arrears due to him from the Egyp tian government. The Pope d8 not believe in crema tion, and has forbidden Catholics to go to the llcry furnace. Cyprus is suffering from a carcitv of silver coin. The government prohibits the importation of silver. It it reported at Bueno Ayre that Dr. Celman, the late President, has $10, 000,000 invested in London. Russia has ordered six torpedo vessels and 2)0,000 rifles of the latest pattern from French manufacturers. The new Austrian torpedo ram, which has Just been launched at Polai, is con sidered a match for any ironclad. Every night 23.0J0 houseless and homeless people sleep by the Thame in what they call the Port of Imdon. England has formally notified King Georgo of the Tongo Islands that his country is under British protection. It is rcKrted from Ceylon than an at tempt is to be made to introduce Cey lonese cigars to the American market. It has lieen arranged to convert the Cuban debt at the end of the year through the French and Spanish banks. It is reDorted that the French forces have subdued the natives of the Society islands and established protectorates over them. Prominent French Socialists declare that Boulanger promised to cast his lot with the revolutionaries in the first civic commotion. A London dispatch from Algiers say that a cyclone ha swept over a large portion of Algeria, doing an immense amount of damage. Scarlet fever is epidemic in many nlaces in Silesia. It has been found ad visable to close schools. Numerous deaths have occurred. Tt in a matter of nublic congratulation. hut no more than was to be expected, that the popular elections in Brazil have fully sustained tne jKopuoiic. The Enirlish Admiralty is engaged in constructing an armored battle ship, the Balfour, intended to be more poweriui than any of Us class yet constructed Emigrants are returning to Enroge in large numbers from the Argentine Re public, finding the country at present in too chaetic a condition to settle in it. According to the recent census of Switzerland the Republic contains 1,700, 000 Protestants, l,2J0,000Cathol;cs, 8,300 Jews and 10.00J non-religious persons, The Emperor of Austria has decided that the electric light Bhall be intro duced into his palace at Vienna. Eight thousand incandescent lights will be re quired. President Reich of the Icheralbach Ornhan Asvluni at Nurenibtirg. Bavaria, has been arrested on a charge of selling orohan eirls to a life of shame. The government win close tne institution. New Zealand has agreed to be repre- sentea in me Australian rrutnuiou Convention, although the feeling is strongly against a union with the Aus tralian colonies. A convention of 600 midwivea is now in session in Berlin. They represent all sections of Germany and Austria, and are engaged in listening to lectures by eminent peciuiits. Prince Bismarck and his Secretary, Herr lUircher. are engaged at Varzin in compiling the memoirs of the evente in which the rrince ngtireu wnue in tne al bum of State. The proposal to raise funds for the construction of a steamer for Lake lc toria Nyanza, which took shape at the l . ,..!.. . II... uanquoi to major von w ipnmnu nt uniu liiinr Ih iiriii'ticiillv nccoinnlished. a sum of 75,000 having been subscribed. It is said that the Russian Czarowitz who i- about to start on a tour to India China and Japan, terminating at San Francisco, will return to r.urope tiirougii the United States. It is expected .that the Russian squadron will meet him at New lork. A Russian law is being prepared to an thorite deportation to Silieria, without trial, of all foreigner who have been ex pclled from their own countries and w hose governments refuse to recognize them. This law is directed against Kou maninn Jews who come to Russia. The Executive Board of the Spanish parlv in Cuba at a recent meeting de cided to send a telegram to Spain, point ins out the heavv damages which man ufacturers will suffer from the new tariff bill adopted by the United States, am! askini; as an immediate remedy reform of the Snish tariff and negotiations of a treaty witn tne I nued states. A dispatch from Erieronm say the situation in Armenia Is serious, ihe Russian government ha massed 7,200 troop on the frontier. The Turk are expecting attack, and are rapidlv up plvinn Kurd with arms and ammuui lion and making other preparations to resist the Russian forces. Russia is also increasing her frontier guards on the hotindarv of Austria, Turkey and Persia to provide for more effective suppression ol smuggling. A rich find ot silver is reported to have ieen made in laihotin county Ala., in what appears to be a mine form erlv worked by Indians. The ore said to assay 60 per cent, of pure silver General Ely S. Iarker, a civil engineer of New tork, who served on treneral Grant's statf during the war, is a full blooded Seneca Indian, and ia said to have suggested the main feature of ft design that has been adopted for a mon ument to Red Jacket, the great Seneca chief. PORTLAND MARKET Whiat Foreign market are iteady, but the demand for cargoe slow. Lo lly there is no change. Shipper til quote 1 25 for Valley and l.i7)1.20 for Wall Walla. . Floub Quote: Standard, 3.904.00; Walla Walla, I3.o03.80 per barrel. Oat Quotes 4448c per bushel. MiixaTuirs Quote: Bran, $t7.60rl8; Shorts, $23.50(424; Ground Barley, f32.50; Chop Feed, 25 per ton. Hav Quote: lii(sSl8perton. Vkoetaiii.es The market i firm. Quote: Cabbage, 11.60(41.75 per cental; Caulillower, $1.25 per dozen; Onions. 2c er pound ; Cucumliers, 10c per dozen ; Carrot, 1 per sack ; Beet, 1 .60 per sack ; Turnip, 1.25 per sack; Tomatoes, 5Uc per box; Potatoes, 80cl per cental; Sweet Potatoes, 2c per pound. Cimxsg Quote : Oregon, ll12c; California, (310c; Young America, 14 (a; 16c per pound. BuTTKH The market ia firm. Quote : Oregon fancy creamery, 36c ; lancy dairy, 32J4C; good to fair, 274s30c; common, i24(a26cj choice California, 2830c per pound. Koos Quote: Quote: Oregon, 26c; Eastern, 26c per dozen. I'oiiLTMv Ouote: Old Chickens, 15; young, g 34;old Ducks, ( 6.60: large vounir. 7ffi7.60: Geese. II) per dozen; Turkevs. 1 IO 15c Der round. Fkuit Quote: Tahiti Orange, 14.60 rter box: Sicilv Lemon". I0M10 per case; Pears, 1,'c per pound ; apples, 00(86c ler box ; Graes, 75c(sl per box ; Pine apple, 3.60(o(4.00 per dozen; Bananas, 4 ner uuncli : uouiue. o: reacnes, www $1.25 per box; Watermelons, 1.602 er dozen; Cantaloupes, 1.60(ct2 per dozen; California Quinces, 11; uregon, 1.50 per box. i u 1 s Ouote : Walnuts. 13c; Peanuts, green, lZo; Almoniis, wc; r iioeris, 11 15c; Brazils, 1314cperpounu; uocoa nuts, 1 per dozen. llosxY Fancy White, i-pounu car toons. 18c ner txmnd. Kaiw base Quotation: iron, Bteei, 3.30; Wire, 3.90 per keg. Hops Quote: 30c per pound; nomi nal prices. Hides The mantel 1 weaa. uum- tlona- Drv Hides, selected prime, ( lc, Yit less for culls; green, selected, over 65 pounds, 4c; under 66 pounds, 3c; Sheep Pelts, Bhort wool, HO(aouc; me dium, 60080c; long, 90c1.25j shear lings, 10(S20e; lauow, goou wcnoite, o 3c.. Wool Quote : Eastern Oregon, 10 16c; Vallev, lfl18c per pound. Chaxbehries tiuote: Wisconsin, 9.60; Cape Cod, 12 per barrel. The Merchandise Market. fliroARH Ouote: Golden C.6c: extis C, 5'ic; dry granulated, 6c; cub crushed and powdered, tic per pound. Dried Fruits The marKet is nrm. Qimte: Italian IVunes, 1214c; Pe- tits and German Prunes, 10c per poiina: Raisins, 2.75 per box: Pluiiimer-dried Pears, ll(t 12'ac; Bun-dried and factory Plums. lOwllc: evaporated Peaches, 24c; Smyrna Figs, I4is!l6c; California Figs, 9c per pound. Beans The marKet is nrm. uuoie: Small Whites, 3.25; Pink, 13.75 ; Bayos, 4.50; Butter, 3.50; Limas, 5.60 per cental. Canned Goons Market is firm. Quote: Table fruits, 2.25, 28 ; Peaches, 2.5J; Bartlett Pears. ti:ZD Plums, fi.oo; Strawberries, 2.6J; Cherries, 2; Black berries. 12; Raspberries, Vi.bo; 1'ineap- ples, 2.75; Apricots, 11.86. Pie fruit: Assorted, 3.75 per dozen; Peaches, 11.40; Plums, 1.25; Blackberries, tlM per dozen, v ecetauies : torn, l.lZ'i rl.40, according to quality; Tomatoes. 1.203.50; Sugar Peas, 1.401.60; String Beans, $1 per dozen. Fish: Salmon, l.'&; sardinf, Hiic(gi.w; iod sters, :(rf3; oysters, 2(tf2.75 per dozen Condensed milkt Eagle brand, 8.25; Crown, 7; Highland, 6.75; Champion, lit per case. Cokkeb Ouote: Costa k:cs, zzsc; Rio, 26,'sc; Arbuckle's, roasted, 2b4c per pound. Ta tjuoie: aj(ff4nc per pound. Pickles tiuote: 1.15c 3s; tl.2b 5s. Salt Quote : Liverpool, 117, 18, 119; stock, 111(912 per ton in carload lot. Coal Oil Quote : 12.20 per case. Rick Quote : 640 per pound. The Meat Market. The meat market is firm. Quote : Beef Live, 2l4'3c; dressed, 6c. Mutton Live, SStc: dressed, 6c. Hogs Live, 56c; dressed, 7c. Veal K48c per pound. Spring Lambs 2.60 each. SMOKED HEAT AND LAUD. The market is firm. Quotations : East ern Hams, 13(if He; tireaklast ba con, 13 13,S,c ; Sides, 0 10c ; Lard, 8 (u IOc per pound. NOT CONSUMMATED. A Tounr Man Who It Either a Fool or Very WIm Individual, During several seasons young Parks bad been a constant visitor at the house ot Abemlelch Morrison. Sunday after Sunday the young fellow would come, and after sitting nearly all day, stealing glances at Sookey, old Abemlelch' laughter, he would go home. He waa so bashful that when the time came for hi departure, he would glide out the door, jump over the fence and run like a lack-rabbit Last Sunday be took his place a usual "Sam," said old Abemlelch, "whut's your daddy dolnT' ' "Makln' uv a steer yoke, ub, huh, huh!" "Whuf Llge dolnT "Ain't doin' notbln. Dun gone to tnectin' with ft gal, uh, huh, huh!" "Whuf your mother doin'?" "Got sorter behind on her quilt an' la ft-cardin of her bat to-day." "Made your plant bed ylt?" "e ve made one uv tnem, but we ain't made the big one whut we 'lowed to make." "Samr "Yaa, ar." "Whuf the nsen acttn' itch a blame fool? You love Sook?" "No, I don't, uh, huh, huhf" "Yes, you da" "I don't, nuther." "Yes, you do, an' you wanter marry her. "I don't, now, no such uv a thing, uh, huh, huhl" "Yes, you do. "Would you give her to me ef I wm ter wanter marry her?" "Yea, you may have her. Come here, Sook." calling the girL "Whut do you want, dadf'she Mid, en tering the room. "Hold on, Sam. Come back, you blame 1001: Sam had Jumped over the fence and wa running like ft jack-rabbit. Old Abemlelch aay that the marriage may laae piace a soon aa Sam ' ken be hem' med up an' fotch to the house." Arkan- aaw Traveler. Terrible Beveage. To get rid of a bore: aUmma Xorsa, If Ur. Bore I still her in a quarter of aa hour ering In baby Texas gifting. A Bint for Baelaeaa Mea Honor and than Own bo condition rtae ftat nil rour pen, ekica nut 10 edirdn, Teueftttunam THOUGHT SHE'D DROP IN. Ao4 While She Was In she Told a FleaMnt Little story. A busv Chicago housewife had just duted tbe furniture and wa about to wain the window, when there came violent ring at the door belL A faded looking woman, carrying a green para col and ft bag that puckered like ft to bacco tack, walked in wben tne a our was opened, and, refusing to give her name, entered tbe parlor. Would you object to giving me your name?" ald the housewife, when tne trange woman bad seated herself. . "Never mind my name. "Will you please state your busi ness?" "Never mind my business." "Well, but why am I honored with this visit?" "You'll find out oon enough." "I hould like to find out now, if It will not be putting you to any unnoco aary lnoonven.ence." "All right My business 1 not very important, to be sure, but perhaps you might take some little interest in it Your name 1 Mr. Natterson, I be lieve." "Yes." "An. hah. How long have you known your alleged husband?" "My alleged husband?" "Yea." "I have been married three year." "Tbat ia, you think you have been married tbat long." "I eurely do not understand you." "Oh, if a matter of no consequence, but as I happened to be in this town and more especially a I chanced to be pass ing, I thought that I would drop In and tell you that this man Natterson mar ried me in Massachusetts Borne five or six years ago, I forget which. But it amounts to nothing, you know." "Merciful heaven, madam, you hor rify met" "Oh. not necessarily, I assure you." "Is it possible that I have been de ceived?" "Well, it look rather that way." "And have you come here to olalm my husband?" Oh, not at all. I just Happened to be passing and thought I'd toll you. Please don't think for a moment tbat I want him. It is true that men are rather scarce in the East, but even if tbey were ten times scaroer than they are, 1 snouidn t want mat 101 10 w. 1 have had quite enough of him, 1 assure you. Just happened to De passing anu thought I d drop in and tell you. nope I havon't put you to any Inconvenience. Good day." Arkansaw Traveler. THE POODLE'S ESCAPE. He BeKd for If la Life and Fotind SjmpBthlilrif Awllrnre. A touching story comes from Paris. In a certain famous school of mediolno the professor was about to illustrate the ef fects ot a particular mineral poison. He placed a little whlto poodle upon the table, and then, fondling it caressingly, he explained to his audience in a few simple words the exact nature of tha operations, and tho symptoms of the in itructlve agony they were to witness. Then, fastening the dog down into the torture trough, with the fine firm touch ot the practiced vivisector, he ckillfully laid open one of the veins of the neck. Witb a cry of pain the ani mal writhed for a moment helplessly under the calm hand of the professor, when suddenl by gome misfortune one of the fastenings gave way, and then with ft bound tbe poodle was free, and stood bleeding on the other end of thft operating table. The vivlsector put down the phial con taining tbe poison he was about to in ject into the wound, and was stepping round to catch the poodle when the lit tle animal stretched itself out flat upon the table, and began to crawl slowly to wards him. The whole attitude was expressive of penitence and submission, as though the creature were begging not to be pun ished any more. In another moment the dog would have been captured and put back properly into the torture trough, wben it stood erect and turned head over heels. ine vivlsector had before blm a per forming poodle, and the animal was say ing as plainly as though It were in words, "See, you mustn't punish me any more, I will perform well." The antics over, the poodle resumed its atti tude of submission, and crawling up to the professor began to lick his hands. To blm the incident was nothing only a little delay in an interesting ex periment, but before itcould be resumed the students were on their foet, angrily telling the vivlsector to put up his knife, declaring the poodle bad earned Its life. The professor shrugged his shoulder at such a primitive display ot emotion. but th students had tbeir way. Chris tian at Work-. Too Liberal. Tourist What are your terms, Mr. Brownef Landlord Browne Twenty dollars a week. nr. Tourist And what am I expected to dof Landlord Do? Why, you surelv don't in tend payiug me 20a week just for staying here, do you I It's too high. Kiftesn dollar would be enough. Harper's Bazar. Knew Him. Dinguss Shadbolt, can you spare 5f 6 had bolt Certainly, Dinguss. Here it is. Dinguss Thank. I'll Just give you my note for tbe amount Bbadbolt (who knows him) No use wast fog paper, Dinguss. I told you I could spar we o vnicago iriDune. A lrlor KlfhU "Be' here. Brown, vou took that nmhrell from my office, and ( want it" ' "I know 1 did, but this umbrella beloas to Bmlth." , -What it it does! I stole It Brsf-Xew ! York Sun. j Admitting the ton fjopr-aehaent. Barber (to customer whose face look aa I tdough It bad undergone several surgical op- ; rations) Tbe man who shaved you last must hare been a fool. Customer-He tit I shaved myielt 8w York Bun. The tbry of life, to one who has reached advanced age, eem to him like dream. He can not discredit the tory which bis own memory tells, yet he wonders and muses over the long line of event in the past Happy is tbe man who, when be thus dreams. Cods no occasion to regret the un forgot ton conduct of tbe past Tbe way to lay tbe basis for pleasant memory la te live right in each present moment X. Y. Independent Willie -What are phosphate used ter?" Cncle Bob "They are used for fertiliser to make tbinir grow." Willie -"Well, then. Uncle Bob, why don't yon pnt phosphate In your hat to uak tour hair grow 7" usinu inuui FOR Kn. -"i 1, It Was the Only Thin the ...... Wuiiled, and Mirny Hut iu " There are severs! mall lk. .. head water of the Monlstlqu ri Michigan, where there are tnon pickerel and muskallonge, Hrookhw are abundant In the stream ruiuv"" Into them. Fishermen have alw. 1 mentod the failure of all their erfo, capture muskallonge m the. 1 7, with any of the known live h.i.. lures, but a party of angler who bait flHhlnj near one of the la,ei season discovered that the nmklin. would not awnpt any of the nrrtu.C bait simply because they were hihl eplcutoan in their taste. Oneol ih party of fishermen referred to. aft !...) . lt k,. -Mil l ""wr,I- iiumoiwii trying to cdu ure a muskallonire, wont to the rJZ of one of the streams that emote i. iv ..a . 1 ' '"to hid lino aim mauu iiiw til HIS of trout lie booked a small one and was reelln It in when thore came a sudden iwooa and splash in the water and down we! the trout and the fisherman' leader the wh.rlpool that marked the inm where tho trout had been. Tbe an?lor know that a muskslln.- had swept the trout and leader w. and he kept alive the next x-lnchtroi't uecnugim uraiou it 10 nis muHkalW. book and tossed it into the lake when he thought muskallonge would b apt to lib. The trout had scarcely iubi, beneath the surface when It was raven ously seized, and the fisherman had the atisfaction of landing a flftoen-pounj muskallonge. I!y using small trout for bait In that way twelve large musktl longe were killed In a short time by tbe party, ni uiu eume time every other kind of bult was used at the same ipot without one muskallonge noticlnr k At any time during tbe party' tut there muska'longe could be caught with trout as bait but at no time with hi thing else. Tbe big fish were connou seura. The stream furnished them wiit, the most delicate of food, and their fused eny morsel less choice. Trading off trout for muskallonge seemed likt decidedly unsportsmanlike thin lo do, but the knowledge obtained wu worth the sacrifice. Another lake In that vioinlty his no where more than a four-foot depth ot water, and It has a bottom so soft tbat pole twenty feet long will not fathom Its depth. This lake is literally full of big pickerel. Tbey bite at almost any thing, but the moment they are hooked they dive into tbe soft bottom and w down so deep that sometimes tbey hits to be pried out with poles. It is no un common thing to mine them out from depth of four feet. The lake bottom it not mud or mire, but a pulpy mass re sembling tap.ixa pudding. N. Y. Sua, ANTIQUITY OF SPOONS. History Rhnw Tluit They Have Bhi Is I'se for Many Centuries. Spoons have been in use for man; centuries; in early times it wu the fashion for all ladies and gentlemen to have thoir own spoons and spoon-caset, which they carried with them wheroTSf they went Two hundred years ago find f roquont montion in the newspapers of "a lost caso containing a knife, fork and silver spoon." The spoon was usu ally described as bearing the crest of the owner upon its handle, or a picture of tho Blessed Virgin. The "apostls spoons" were a dozen of these allver Implements, each containing an Image of one of the apostles In relief upon its handle; sometimes with and sometimes without his name. If the name wu omitted, thore was usually some em blem of the worthy supposed to h represented on the spoon. In case emblems were usod in place of 1 name, St. James would be attired ssi pilgrim; St. Jude was usually pic tured with a club, the emblem of his martyrdom,' or with a boat to shot his occupation; St Simon with , because he was sawn asundor, and gen erally with an added oar to show hii earlier tastes. Tho use of these spooni as gifts from god-parents to god-chlldrei date back nearly five hundred jeitt When the giver was too poor to present the whole twelve, he gave one spool with the image o the patron saint alter whom tkeohild was namod, or to whoa he was dodicatod, or who was the patrol saint of the donor, not always iniucl cases an apostlo. The image of tte four Evangelists were often thus used, the spoons being called " apostl spoons," although all were not spot1 In the usual meaning of the wow Shakespeare, in "Henry VIII.," Cranraer declares himself unworthy bolng sponsor to the young Prince makes the King reply: "Come, coma my lord, you'd spare your spoons, U plain allusisn to the gift expected o such occasion. The earliest notice t find in orint of this form of spoon U U entry on the book of the Stationer Company, made in the year 1500. this entry; "A spoyne of tbe Master Klginold Wolfe, all gjite. w the pycture of St John," showing t& "apostle spoons" wore well know" that early day." St Louis RepuM"- College Didn't Hart H"" , Fanner Peters Howdy, Joe, ww Farmer Jones Howdy, Jim!' Farmer I'eters-Wbat d'ye heariro Jack down to New York? . Farmer Jones-He writ me last he was goin' onto th' stage. , Farmer Petcrs-Ve don't tell "' Well! Weill I'm powerful glad t It I wu afeard his college eddies nd spile him. I driv stage te J"1 myself in Californy. West Sbor mm ftWJisera! VEGETABLE PANACEA PREPARED FR0NI ROOTS fie HERB5' FOR THC CURE r AND ALL OTHER DISEASES MSORCIERra STATE TSIDM OR AM INACTIVE LIVER. rtm sale rv u -j DRUGGISTS A CENERAL DtAttg Yet