INTERESTING CLOCK. I u Proust of It, but lie Eu N I iruh to Make) Another. jjj9 window of a German jeweler Vwirt street, Brooklyn, there standi viss clock not more than ten inches ?!aT The passerby who looks through rt! win"!0 ees under the clock, which f-mportedby four polished columns, f msll brass platform, balanced to a f.fon two pivots in the middle, Jike ordinary seesaw. A groove cut Into JfL mrface of the brass runs zigzag zL one end to the other, and on the Mb so maio a brightly polished steel n0 jiirger than a bullet, runs un 'rttflngly. When the ball has traveled zl one end of the platform to the Sr.iigiaK&ing from side to side, it ttftes a thin steel wire which hangs tain above, and in an instant the plat 'ijjnl u tilted up at that end and the little Ln impelled by the fqrce of gravity, tarts back again. At the other end it i' Minto contact with another wire, Q up ge tlie Platfonn once more, detunes a big crowd stand around !ib window intent on the little sphere, th mystery of which they find it hard to Jve F. T. Kraft, who runs the store, has followed bis trade for many years. One 'da si yea BB Kraft WM walking i;own Broadway when ho saw a clock in V jeweler's window with the same da iries. He stood for an hour in front of 1 glass watching it and trying to solve 'tis problem of its construction. The proprietor 0f the store told him the clock 'lii been made in England twenty-five Irian before, and was the only one of its 'liind in existence. Mr. Kraft's request to have a look at the mechanism was met with a refusal, and he went off with the determination to study it out for lmself. He worked at it six months during his odd hours and finally tri i nmnhed. Then he was surprised to find bow simple the idea was after all, al though he found the greatest delicacy necessary in carrying it out Mr. Kraft took the clock from its shelf la the window to explain its mechanism to the reporter. The two mysterious vires which the ball strikes against at the end of each trip are fastened above to long rod. From the upper side of this rod runs a strip of steel, 'which rests igainst one of four pins on an escape Dent wheel in t'ue uoilrj. When the bn strikes the wire it releases this wheel, which, makes a quarter revolution to the next pin. On the same axis is a cog wheel whose teeth fit into those of mother of half the circumference. The nnaller wheel makes a half revolution while the other is making a quarter. To the axis of this wheel is fastened a rod, which is attached at its other end to the platform, which is pulled up or down ac cording to the wire which the ball strikes. It was in the manufacture of the ball itself that Mr. Kraft had the most diffi culty. It had to be a perfect sphere to work properly, and it was turned down bit by bit to the proper size. A little guard rail is placed at each angle of the groove, so that the ball will not jump off. It takes the ball just five seconds to make the trip, a half second for each lection of the groove. The platform acts u s pendulum with a five second swing. The device is only interesting as a novel ty, as it is more susceptible to changes in the weather than the pendulum clock, and has to be regulated frequently. It is interesting to figure out the dis tance which the industrious little ball travels from day to day. Every second it runs 4 3-5 inches, or 22 feet a minute. This is a quarter of a mile an hour, or I miles a day, or 180 miles a month, or fl,790 miles a year, over 11,000,000 feet Since the clock was first started the ball has traveled a distance equal to Dearly three-fourths of the way around the globe. In that time it has not been worn to any perceptible degree, although the brass surface on which it runs has been ground off considerably. "I have had lots of offers for this clock," said the old jeweler, as he put it back on its shelf, "but I wouldn't sell it for any price. It was a pleasure to work out the principle of the thing, but you couldn't get me to make another one of them for a good deal" New York Sun. . Dispatch. . , Affected dispatch is one of the most dangerous things to business that can be. It is like that which the physicians call predigestion, or hasty digestion, whick it sure to fill the body full of crudities and secret seeds of disease. Therefore measure not dispatch by time of sitting, but by the advancement of the business, tnd as in races it is not the large stride or high lift that makes the speed, so in cosiness the keeping close to the matter, tnd not taking of it too much at once, procures dispatch. It is the care of some only to come off speedily for the time, or to contrive some false periods of bud neas, because they may seem men of dis patch; but it is one thing to abbreviate by contracting, another by cutting off, tnd business so handled at several sit tings or meetings grows commonly back ward and forward in an unsteady manner- We knew a wise man that had for byword, when he saw men hasten to a conclusion: "Stay a little, that we may nd the sooner." New York Ledger. Tbe Umbrella on the Congo. A Journal indulges in pleasantry be ttuse an umbrella maker in Brussels puts on his sign the words, "Furnisher to the Congo state." Perhaps If the Journal knew more about the subject & would not think It so funny. No article sent out to the Congo state, where there are 40,000,000 of people tnd any number of small potentates, Is popular or sells so readily for a large um as the huge gay umbrella, of which Brussels now produces tons very year. These umbrellas are in a certain sense the Insignia of royalty, that is they are much prized by the black kinrieta who sit beneath their Fateful shade. What the canopy used to be to the traveling monarchs In the time of the crusades the umbrella is to the innumerous feudal chieftains of the Congo today. The accredited um brella makers in Brussels are acquiring fortunes. Boston Journal. The leaves of the pawpaw tree are employed by the negroes in washing toen, as a substitute for soap. They Uve also the property of rendering wraDoed in them tender, owing to the alkaloid papain which they eon Wn, and which acts as a solvent Korrowr 09 are very kind to 4 ma these 850; I feel as If I can er repay you." Lender "Eh' Ty la thunder dida't job say that at tmr-Ke-ystona, AN OLD MAID. I remember when thai tuurer fao 0' hera As' bar .tulle . iweK . .,udlsr fUn k85 mr bo'" w" -ora" Uotbar Kind ub .Ud.-wht J, ml-M call regH-T v1!!L!!,.,oroU,n,0 M h name tbe Uj Tit aomebow I didn't do It-Je oi- wa To km, putUu' off-l m given to delay How the rear crop' off an' tbe wrinkle liar orep' in. 1 We a ml bty Mly erittur-aUck ae ela rer to elide out at a loophole 111111 an' thtal Swoi. I gin the whole thin up. an' think I Bln e e llnd alone till fobty. reckon to uie kin bobble on alone till time to die. H?' J17 ,oma momm ' l the ahade Of the peacb tree rander epoke of Nancy Blada- Bald they reckoned the wae bora (or an old maid! t"l .? mj bl001 wmt b'Uu' Whernamel AU Uwt old lore, hot with pity a a flame, Bared up till I went an' told ber bow a came Tbet t hednt eat her sooner. An' somehow when I taw her Itot W, bluebln' chin to brow Why, I folt like lire wae unly Martin' now I Era Wilder UoQlaaeoo in Buffalo Kipreaa Unhealthy Occupation. The ancient man or woman who pounded wheat between two stones knew notliing of. the trouble that was In store for the miller of today. Man's breathing apparatus was made to uti lize pure air, charged with a minimum of dust When a man lives In an at mosphere in which flour duot floats about in large quantities there Is bound to be some part of his organliation get ologged up. Wliile workers In acid works are liable, to have their teeth soften, and they wear away In a year or two if not protected, artisans In mills where metallic- dust Is In the air are very apt to engender diseases that will be chronic, if not speedily fatal. The niihYr Is generally an unhealthy Individual, unless he be of the old time sort, who used to ride about the coun try during three parts of his working hours and spend only a little time within reach of the dust from his mill stones. It is not to be supposed that man will ever be able to get along without the miller. Such being the case, It is to be hoped that something more will be done in uie near future to protect his lungs whilo at his work than has been accom plished hitherto. Hall's Journal of Health, The Book Agent's New Way. Book agents follow the motto, "When everything else fails try curiosity," and it usually wins. An old fanner south of this city, who has tlirown book agents over the fence, allowed his cu riosity to lead him down to the gate to see a bicycle go by. Just as the young gentleman came up to the gate some thing went wrong with the wheel and he stopped to fix it Tbe old fanner kindly offered his aid, and the wily agent slipped a book into the victim's hand to hold until the wheel was fixed The conversation turned from the bi cycle to the book, and the former was repaired about the time the old farmer was ready to subscribe for two of the latter. When the name was wejl in scribed and the bicyclist out of hear ing the old farmer scratched his head in a rather dazed way and Bald: "I'll be dinged if that ain't a book agent "r-In (liana polls News. SHOOTING WATER" SNAKES. Novel Method to Kid the Gowernmeal lnnd or These rest Water snakes have become such a rmiaanm to Dr. Hesseh curator ol the carp ponds and superintendent of shad propagation, that De nai aeciarea a war of extermination against them. They are voracious devourors of young fish, lying in wait lor them in me snauow ..tnr the bank and illdinir stealth ily up behind each finny victim, which finds itself swallowea neiore 11 nas nan time to fairly realize the nature of the nnnnrrnnoe. One snake will con sume, on an average, at loast six little carp or shad per diem, and at this rate it will be seen that few of tbem, with ordinary appetites, are likely to shock- inirly deplote tbe stocx in a preserve .i,t,i. onmnarativGlT brief nerioCL How plentiful those destructive reptiles are in Dr. Hessors watery aomaiu may be judged by tbe fact that during the past twelvemonth he has himself killed 1,900 of them. tk itwtnr'a method of killing snakes is peculiar; he slays them with a parlor rifle, which is jusi hko ume-j .in. ...a that the bore is very small, and the bullet and obarge of powder corresponding. With mis lormmaoio weapon in hand, it is the favorite pas time of his leisure hours to patrol the shores of the ponds with cautious ioo steps, gazin? ahead wistfully until now and then perchance he sees a reptile bead protruding irom too water. . a small mark to hit but the distinguished curator's aim is un failing, and It is bis particular pride always to break the snakes nock between the base of the skull and tbe first vertebra. This accomplished, the prey invariably gives up tne gnoei. and the sportsman looks out for ths next . . Sometimes be lnltos friends to Join li 1- tM. m.nlr exercise, but it is Him J . understood that none of them approach tbe doctor in accuracy 01 marau..u in. ,mau mar be estimated in U1P- m j , measure by the fact that he ha. al- ready cleared the opnioian. ou. i . v a. w n or two toward the west that are appropriated to carp. lie ays that people tbereaooue u water moccasins." but that they are i vi. xnininn. actuallr such. Ue knows positively, howerer, that they have destroyed miu" - flab, which would otherwise have ar rived at adult i .11 probability, and lived crests of usefulness la ths world.-ffMblngtn Utter. A blent Minded Indeed. One of our good farmers, living not a (21 ;thought he iwould Xnt twenty acre, of ground in corn, S taking Uie sack which con tained hi. na; """ . th field, nut his eed corn, wcu - - ,- punter tatouondpre "W - rd com nlAnteo WO uo fcwt ,. over .gain. -Uxington (no.) X DUhrenc ad a IMnttaataan, CJler-Is the proprietor In7 WitCtok-Y. Caller Are yc 8 .7 wiTrwk-Tes. sir, but the propria" Wit Clerk him. 1. v. art room. iuu yjg ia u xchnga IMMORTAL Re walked the world Hh bended bead; There h no thin." he moaning aald. That must not eume day Join the dead." Be eel where rolled a rlrer deep; A woman aat bar down to weep; A child lay la her lap aaleep. The water touched the mother' band. HI heart wa touched. He patted from land, But Ml It laughing la the eand That one kind tord. that one good deed, Wa a if you thuukl plant a aeed la eand along death' cable breda And looking from tbe farther shore, He eaw, where be bad eat before, A light that grew; grew more and mora He aaw a growing, glowing throng Of happy people, white and strong With faith, and jubilant with oug. It grew and grew, tbl little eeed Of good eown la that day of need. Until tt touched tbe Mar Indeed I And then the old man emlllng naid. With youthful heart and lifted bead, "No good deed erer Join the dead." -Joaquin Miller. laggeetlou for a Marina Barometer. A suggestion for bettering weather predictions has been made by Cupt Franklin Fox, a well known Englixh seaman. During January, 1S90, when torriflo galea burst upon the British Islands, he finds that barometers at London gave no reliable monition" of these disastrous cyclones. His owu Idea Is that the atmospheric power of rising or depressing tho mercury In a barometer Is affected by tho amount of electricity In the air at tlte moment, and that "to have strict, reliable weather glasses we require electrio tests of the conditions of the atmosphere attached to them." It may be true, as Capt Fox has sup posed, that electricity has an effect on the oscillations of the mercury in the glass. During tho passago of an elec trio storm over a station the mercury, for reasons never fully explained, al most Invariably rises or falls very rap idly, though it often returns to its pre vious level when the storm Is past There Is little doubt that the electrical state of clouds, as Lord Raylelgh has shown, determines their precipitation, and the down rush of rain, always ac companied by a down rush of ah-, will tend to sustain or elevate the mercury an effect likely to be Intensified when the descending air Is filled with the smoke and dust arising over a great city. When, therefore, a great storm Is ap proaching, and clouds In Its front are la that electrical condition which fa vors heavy and prolonged precipita tion from them, the effect may very naturally account for the barometric phenomenon noted by Capt Fox. At all events, the series- of experiments which he proposes could not fail to throw new and valuable light upon the degree of reliance to be placed upon the weather glass. If the Invention of a reliable marine barometer should be the result of such experiments it would be the means of saving thousands of lives and ships from Uie ocean cyclone. New Orleans Picayune. . A Cenerou Farmer. Rev. Smith Baker, of Lowell, Mass., formerly of Maine, while in Saco told of an experience he once had while holding a pastorate near Bangor. There was a well to do fanner who Uvea on the opposite bank of the Penobscot from Mr. Baker's residence who one spring, wbenthe Ice on the river was breakirur up. lost a daughter. Mr. Baker was asked to officiate at the fu neraL which he did, being obliged to hire a home and carriage to make the journey, the nearest bridgo being some distance up the river. Aotlung was said about paying him either for his services or his expenses. A little while afterward another death occurred in the family. Mr. Baker was again asked to conduct the services. which he did, this time hiring a man to row hkn across the river, and again with no mention of compensation. The next spring the farmer's mother passed away. Air. iiu.net was oDiigeu to iiiune the journey as he did the first time by carriage. This timo the farmer went to Mr. Baker and said: "Mr. Uaker, you have been very kind to come over here to conduct these funerals at at such an expense to you, and I feel that it Is asking altogether too mucli. I want to pay you somotlilng. 80 next fall, when the apples are ripe, you drive around and you can help yourself from my orchard." Lewiston Journal. Be Didn't Tell HI Parent. "I have never been so happy before In all my life," said Henry Boulon, the father of a 15-vear-old boy who fell from a fifth story window In the New Insurance building, and was saved from a horrible death by alighting upon a mass of telegraph wires. Mr. Boulen waa talking about his son's escape, and, although two days had elapsed, his woloe trembled with emotion. "I have lust been over to the scene of theacci dent," he stated, "and consider that mv bov s escape was simply wonaenuL The wires upon which he fell are not more than a dozen In number." It ap pears that young Soulen did not U'U his parents or ins ingiiuui expeneuiw. "John reached home Saturday even- m? " said his father, "ate his supper, and acted as if nothing had hap pened. He thought he might as well keep quiet so long as he had not been hurt In the evening my son iienuao. ha had read about the affair while rlnwn town, rushed into the house, grabbed John In bis arms and thanked OrA that he was still alive. Then we heard for the first time of John's fear ful experience." Milwaukee Wisconsin. camera la new I or. It is astonishing to consider the num ber of snap cameras now hi use in New York. Turn where yon will you are likelv to run against a man mooning around with one of these machines. He Is relentless and terrible. lie will take von so that you will appear In the worst possible light to your friends If only he can get you ma good position to gnap his weapon, no cow do y in uie wilds of Teias takes greater pleasure in punching an ogly steer than does this gentleman of the gelatine film when suddenly there bursts upon bis vision a btoud of boys playing "craps," tough e. r , . - discnssilUI politics, UOinamtew yuumuin aboat, or a pretty girl posed on a euro- gtou waiting- for a horwt) ear. Test Iwtvdqx Soo HOW A IIANOKB BESET tH ALL. THAT Manuiicturrri oj th Ortat Sirrra Kid nryaiuf I.iier Curt, Cknti.kmkn : I send lo you thin teti nionlal, ud consider It no more than my dutv. I have given your d'rraf Sierra Kulnry anil Lit tr Curt a fuir trial. My kldne) were In a very bad condition, eiylng rn to llright'a disease and strong yniptoin of dlalwte. I haievire pain in my hack; my waler was very much tilt- colored, with heavy sediment. Mure UHlng your truly wonderful rvnie.ly all thee trouhle have ceased, and I consider nit self eared from a very danveroua a well at troublesome disease, iour Val uable remedy I ran recommend to all that sunVr from kidney, bladder or liver trouble. Faithfully your', John J I.K!(ox, 1H I! Rhlh street, San Framl-co, fal. "The most Irvine moment of mr life," said Miss Misle. as hr IishI hall hour at the drvu- lasvi's hat Iiik her fal' nils) htietl. II T ON THE BRAKES If tou And You re t-olii downhill III point ol health. Kslllnit Irvniilh, Impaired dlKetlou ud alnillation are the mark ol lifeline. Iieek 1 1 iew and other IndlialUius ol nrieiistnrr decay Willi lhi gland vitsliier and reslrslnlii lolile, Hosteller etomaen Hitters, neiiiiiiiiux at the IoiiiiuIii hrsd, the slotnai-h, the lllllera remedies lis tnetllriem-y, corrects II errors ud sets It vlKomtmly at work. The dlKestive oriisn is lima rualiled to llioromtlily eerte Irom the IimkI lis uiitrltlte trliielile, alileb the IiIihhI assimilating, is euriehed. Thus I the system liotirlliel, anil helmi nourished, irviiKineiieii, and aliuormal le of Its tissues stayed. Amw tilv.thf iMKcrtorct well. reirular haliit are also rV'fsUliliahcil, ud the various functions move once more lu their nstursl ud lirsltlilulgrisive. I he Hitters, moreover, Is a )! lie for and pre- eutlve of iiiHlsrial romiiisiuia, rheumatism, ulllouiucss sua khluey troubles. The averaire msn en la- tihllioihlral on two iMi ailohs hen he Is III liquor, slid wheu his nclKlilHir Is In Iroiinie. For bnnvhlNl, asthmatic anil pulmonary coiiiiilnintM "llrowni Bronchiut Trorhts manliest rriiiarkaule curative prouvrtu-a. lent a bix. I've n Idea thai hotel waller nuiiht lo make very iiiecesstHl sHM-nlalors in stocks," rehiarki-d Allereme. " Why soT" ak,i eklmmlu. " llo- caute they g.'l so many vsjuahlc tii." IIEAIIACIIK AMI DVHIKI'HlA. William E Ito kwnll, No. 6I Went C'th street, New York, says: I havebjen amarlyrtoliilloush adirhr and dyspepela. Any liitllseretlon In diet, overfatigue or cold bring on a fit of Indi gestion, 10 be followed by a headache I fil ing two or three day al a time, 1 tiling I must have tried over twenty dill'erein remedies, which were recommended as certain cures by loving friends, but it wa no use. At last i thought t wotiiu take a dimple rourwe of purgation with lilt AN DKKTll s 1'll.l.s. For the Unit week I look two nil' eve v ulgliU then one pill fur thirty nignis: in mat time i gainvu tnree potuidH iu Mrlglt, and never have had an ache or aln since." 1) -ease In one part ii me nonv win evenlttillv llll the whole IhhIv with di ease, bverv vear or two Home part i tne system grow weak, and begin to tie ay. Such part should be removed at once, and new matter be allowed to lake 11 pact. There no need of culling It out with a Htirgeona ncalpel. 1'urgt away me out, d aeased end worn out parts with I1HAN DIIKTII S TILLS. A WomaV Curiosity. -He Hee the ring around the tniNin. She Wonder II It s an eu gageuient ring? No rosd In the world has rirr been Inil- Iji'ed an much an Dolihin' Kiecl'ic Soap. The market la full of Imitations, lit care ful that vou aie not itrmvta. J. 11. uou- bins Philadelphia and New York," Is stamped on every bar. The Bl Fish He'd Catch.-" Here Is fine fish lug rml for yntir Isiy." "I don't want him Imve it." " Hut why not:" "I'm afraid it will teseh him to lie." America's finest "Tansill'a Punch' Cigar. If afflicted with More Kve. 0 Pr. Jaaae Thompson Kye Watet. nruggiau ecu K wo. Scrofula "Iu IW7 my win, 7 years old, hd a white well ing muie on hli right leg below the knee, which became very much swolWn and painful, and eoutracted the muscles o that hlileK wonilrawu np at right angle. Physician failed to help hi in materially, aud I reualdered him A Confirmed 1'rlpple. I wan about to take htm to Cincinnati for an op eration, expecting his leg would have lu be taken on", and began giving him Hood' Farssparllla lu order to got up hi strength. The medicine woke up hi ietlle, ud soou piece of bone were dlschirxed from the sore, vte continued with Hood' Karnsparllla, ai it aecmed to be do ing him so much gistd, and the discharge from the sore decreased, the swelling went down, the leg ilralghletied nut, and In a tvwmnuthihehad perfect use of hi leg. He now runs everywhere, and apiMirently la aa well an ever." Jou n I.. Mc MliKHAY, Notary Public, Kveniwood, W. V. Hood's Sarsaparllla Hold by all dniKKlata. l; ilx for $.'. Trepared ouly by C. I. IIOOU & CO., Lowell, Mas. IOO Doses One Dollar Stop tliat Chronic Cough Now! For If you do not It may become con sumptive. For UHmm;ffON, Hcrofuln, tleturat V(lg and HomIIh ttitmur, there 1 nothing Ilk SCOTT'S FrauLSion Or I'uro Cod Liver Oil and HYPOPHOSPHITE8 Of Xla ntl ode. It I almost a (silntAlile a milk. Far belter than other ao-called Kuiuliluna, A wonderful lleh producer. Scott's Emulsion There are poor Imitation. Oef (lie ffi-nuint THE CHEAT ENBUSH REMEDY, BEECHAM'S PILLS ForBiMJ Mum Dlsonlsrt "Worth s 8W a Box" bat sold for 25 Cents, BT IX DRI (.CINTN. to ear Blhonanas. Sick nradarh CnnstlpeUba, Alalane Uter Covplalnle. use me aaw sw eerula meed. SMITH S BILE BEAIMS Cs the SMALL SI7E 140 little bean to tb bot tle i Tber era the evjal enaietisnt-. salt au JTIceof either Use. t eeou per buUM. uinnillMiir 17. 70: P Photo fTSTsra. IVIOOIIIU i sue of una pictar for e.u ...liimn of ..iJ iirrn aco . BnM He UeH No. iAVEI mm,m M'M I W. NOTICE. ' Cms Dyes, Crs Kye Made Klreliht. Dr. Darrln, having Juat returned from Kumpe, will treat etc from Sepieiulier A) tutvtolwr 4 only. All tbone who are ihu aillicted, take uotlie. A Few Iteferences -Name of Case Cured of 1'rua ye. Visa Kula Cregg, teHle, Vh. Mlsa l.lllie Quen tal, Tatoina, Wash. Mi l.urr Morgan. Aionmotnh, Or. J. II. '1 lilienor's girl, Snlrm. Or. Mine Fannie Ketimdy, Walla Walla, Wash. Mrs. Shea's girl, MH Co'umUa atreet, IVrilanit. , Mr. M. IleW son, 113 Water street, Portland. K. Alilf, 1(10 North Fourteenth street Portland. Mis Sophia Gilck, 111 Market street Portland I'maa-eyed autre birth. Andrew Anderson, I 'or I Townsend, Wa-li.-l'nma-eved fr.im parnlval of the outer muscle of the eye; cured by one op era' Ion. The alxire are only a few names aeh-rted from a list of hundred who have be-n successful y treated by Dr. Darrln. No clia'gc U made miles the cure la perfect and the treatment I almost painless, lira. Darrln' l'laoa of Huslnrs. D-a, Darrln can he consulted dally at the Washington building, comer Fourth and Waaliinglon street, Portland. Hour, 111 to 5; evenings, 7 lo 8; Sundaya, 10 to Vi. All chronic, disrasce, blood taints. Irregularities of women, losa of vital power and early Inillm-rctUm perma nently ru erf, though no reference are ever made In the nresn leticernlng such case, owing to ill delicacy of the patients. f.iamlnallon free toall, and circular will lie aent free to any addresa. Cha'ge for treatment according lo patient anility n nav. All private dlseae confi dentially treated, and cure guaranteed. rat tenia at a distance ran be cured ny home treatment. Medicine and letter enl without the doctors.' name appearlug. Tbe miller Is a ft t uhlecl for universal tvinn thy; life It n'nlur iirfud lo him. KITTIKE AMI fll.KS Ct'ltKlt. We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without pain or detention Iroiu business. No cure, mi v; and lio pay until ctintl. Ad dress forampnlel Mrs. I'orterHeld A hosvy,.! starket street, eau rraueiseo. fiiticura Forr.mtrMlVt irfJV.'.Miitv "'nl'l BKEDIjy'- and ABYJQUM0RS. HAD COMI'l.KXIOSH. WITH PIMPLY, bliilrhv, oily skill, red, rough bauds, with hl. paluliil linger emls and shapeless nails, and simple Isttiy buinora preventeil and runsl by ITtm I'HA MtiAr. A marveliHK Is-siillller of world -wideeeli'lirltv, II Is simply Im-cmu. arable as skin piirllvliig siwp, uueipmlwl fur the toi let and wllhiiul a rival for Uie nursery. Aloo lulelv mire, delicately tmstleated. exiuUltelv perfiiined. Cl'TK i'ra Hir pnsliiii's the whitest, elenrcs! skin niki stillest nniius, uii tmveuis tn llaiumatloii and '1"KkIiik of the tsires, the cause if iilinil", lilaekhiils and mini eiiiiiplexliiusl dlsllguratiiiUB, w hile II admits of iiociiiuparlsoii with the bent of oilier skin soans. and rivals iu delicacy the newt noted aud expensive of toilet and nursery soana. Hale greater tnatt tne coin hlucu ssiesnl all inner skiu snaps. Kold lliroiiifliout the worm, rruv, 3-c. Kcud for " How lo Cure Hklu and Blood Dli- eases. Adilresa 1'i'TTKa IIrdii Attn ('HRMtCAL Lorpok- ation, pniprietors, Hostnn, Mass. H Ao1 Ti rin-iil (Rl'-eleb Aohlng side ud bai'k, weakkidiieys and iimaiisin rellertsl lu one luliiiile ny tne liraU-dl'l'TU r Akti I'aih Pi.Airraa.2.e Fabor's Goldsq Female Pills. For Female Irregular ltle:uothiti(llkethm on the market. Ariwr fail HUceesafullyused hy promluent lailie monthly. Uuaranleed to relieve aupiriied memuuatlon. SUREtSAFEt CERTAINI pnn't be humhurved. Have Time, Health, and money ;Uke uo oth r. Rent to any address. aacure by mall on r oelpt of prloe, 1.00. Address, 1HEIPHR0 HEDICINE CQRPARY, Wertera Branch, Sui7, 1'OUTLAND, OB Mold by WtanoM liana Co.. Portland Or RATINIIM AND HVNOIDIH OF PttNSION AND Bol'NTY I.AWS. Hlank and Information free ! any addreas. Kathan lltrkford, WashltiK- ton, i. t ., late oi uo. n, 0111 n. u. niisiiiry. Ml, PORTLAHD'S GREAT INDUSTRIAL EXPOSITION OPENS SEPTEMBER 25. K I or ii nr I.llMrall'aMllllarr Hand of FlflvSelecterl Miislolanawlll furnlnh the mimic. Slg and one half acre of floor apace tilled wonderful age, A world of Mechanic In Miniature. ol to vihii una ureal ihdohi ii,, and vl.ur It vnndra In everr denartineut of art and science will be to mini an opportunity such as ha never been presented to tne peopti i-i mis txiaat uciuia. THE FAT AND DOMESTIC 8TOCK DEPARTMENT Will nrn Rewtemher 2S and eloae October thla denartment. Stock Department open alllon Irom 1 P. M. until IU p. M. One adinlHslun ticket admlla to both. rrl adults. -OoenU: tlilldren, Kft cetiU. Iteduced rates t n all roaaimrtanim line leamiiK to Portland. For Information addreaa ALWAYS IN 4-kSliiA' ''.- '-.S.s.V'-v't.'ifs J3T- i I looked up the record of the "Advanck," as it is iho only machine in the a . . i t4 Si 1 ' a A - market that will give absolute saUHiaciioii. cnu ior uuHcripiive una logue to- Z. T. Wright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. AIbo dealer in General Machinery and Supplies. ojcraphers of both sexes, attribute their success to a course at the r'oniana BUSI roei rWacra Pnrtland. Oreiran. or the CaDltal BuSltlOSS College. Salem, Oreeon. Both are under the management study, same rates of tuition. Uuhiikis, Shorthamt.Tyfxwritmn, I'enmnnzlupand Lnff Ush ly purtmcnti. . Write to either for Joint Catalogue and specimens of penmanship. "Vhen slovens gel face t1ivtff MMu IX1 awv Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, But differently their daily labor felt; Jaded and weary of her life was one, Always at work, and yet 'twas never done. The other walked out nighdy with her beau, But then she cleaned house with SAPOLIO. CWNHl'MPTIOH Ht'RELT Cl'RED. To ths Kimto: riee Inform your reader that I hsve a positive reineily for Uie ' liamiHl dlstase. By It timely use thmiMiida of hoH-lea cs-i liv been ts'rniiicntly eHftsl. I hail be ( I sit lo scud two bottles of luy remedy free to ny of vour reader wlio have couiump tlon If tln-y lll send kie their rxpreuand xt odice addres. Hespcctfully, T A HlfM't'y, M (, 1H1 1'rail ilnvt, New York. Tar GiKsa for breakfaat. Beware of Imitation of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina Plug t ut Tolsuvo. All persons ranldly and fely n-dnred by Hit lloia Autl ols'tity 'lea . ll.Wmltti 4 Co., agt-lita, (. rant avenue and (ieary si yets. OX 15 UNJOYS lidh tho mcilioil and resit! U wTicn Syrup of Figs is takon; it is iilciumnt mil refreshing to tlio litnto, nmi acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver ntitl Bowels, detinues tlio sys tem efltsetiiHlly, tlinpela eolti, head irhes and fevers ami cures lmliitiu (itif tifnt iiui permanently. For wilt ;n 50c nml $1 bottles ly all tlruggista. CALIFORNIA FIS SYRUP CO St mAMOISCO. CH. louismie. nr. new ork. h. r. 313i fill ymimw.T. warm WANTED ! Bright, Active Agent ,!,,s.0K...W,,t,;;,,!; Fluid It'aharmliws. Will kwp the hlr In curl one to seven days. Monrv In II In riukt part v. tddress al mice J. I. Ht'l'KlKI.I). Ileuernl Ageut 1'aellle t'osul, iff l'oT HT., San Friieleo, Cal, The Wiley B. Allen Music Store, The oldest and lanrost In the Northwest Knabe, Hteck and Behr Hro. Pianos. KarbnO Motlst-pMlf Organ. Pnbllsher of TS Jfurtcal hutimt, Jonrnsi of mule(IS page reading matter and l pas'" mnilo), Issued monthly, 7oc per year: umtiieoopy, 1110. twnu tor caiaioKuea. lljtv B. 1L1.1IV ill Iirsi n., ruriiauu, ur, PENSIONS! N!n,Lr A i.ol v to Ml 1,0 H. HTKI'ilKNH A CO.. Altornev. Ui r atrtH-t, Washington, l. V. Brauoli olhcea ;iuvelalid, Detroit, thli ago, Diamond Drill Work. Th. Danlno DuncnaMlnd Tn CONTRACTORS tut) laviuv i iuoeuiiu6 vu., nroBiHM'Ung with Diamond Cure Drill lor nit, mineral or wa ter. Holes Isired for ventilation or drainage. Ageuta lor lilamond Drill Uaolilllcrr ami Hup pliea. CorrcsHMideiice attlleited. VI4 awn oine Wired, Hsu Francisco. OPIUM AND MORPHINR HABIT cured. iTlal free. Coullilen llally addreaa INDIANA UINKRAL SPKINUb UO,. La Fatitt, Ikd. Boi IS. CIIOK'K HTRAW HKKKY I' LA NTH a siwlalty. I in mensv alis'kof all leading varletlea al the ven lowest msrket rates. Heud for lirlce Hat, and I will please ynn. Addres K. K. JONKrt, ttisjior A'urarrs, It. 1IRAUU, Meudociuo couuty, tali- fonila Va'- ' '7 if' 1800. CLOSES OCTOBER 25. to overflowing with the wonder of this 2. tS.ROO la offered In cash premium In to IhIioiw from V A. M. ui til 0 P. M. P.xp- fc. W. A 1.1,1. N, bupU and Si-c y. THE LEAD, DIE DDI! THRESHERS, Engines, Hone Powers, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. If you want a fi rut-class maulilne. do not purchase until you bave THAT CAN II R L'HhD F.VKRV DAY is Uie k iud that pay. Scores of younj DtuineM men, ana nun dreda of book-kerpen and rten of A. P. ArnwtronK, have same cotim s of Hdy they polish the a IVJf Ml W -W I wiw""o p N 5UAC0BS0H Cures CALL HURTS, CUTS, 0) n o 2 SPRAINS, BRUISES. RHEUMATISM. OF MEN AUD Tllia TREATMENT St- LOCAL ABSORPTION THE LA SALLE REMEDIES. For ill fur nn of nervnn waste, dway, rx- haiKtli.u anil dcliility, wbetlivr iluu to disease ol (vrtaln orvans nr uot. Also the nrw and dlrret mrtlinn nf arrpstln. Miormal nrliiarr dlst harKi-a and restoring to tlio lniMtt'iit llivir di'iarl-d trlxor. Successful Wberj All Else Has Failed. The La Salle Method and Iti Advantages, Onr imtrtloni are rslli-d "The la fall ItiMiii-dii-s. Irotn the tart that we nnioiired the nriirlnal lornnil uf the n-li-l.rslwl Dr. l a Kali. nl I'arla, unilv'r guarantee thai ahiiulil are think niH'r lo IntnHlniT at any time hla remrdli-a to he Amrrliaii imhllc we should do to under tint title. Koine years am nr. la Rsllr mnrelrrd the Idea of trratiiis' ntTvous and aeniiii! dlseNse by rH-ti iiii-iin-nt ion . tieiievlni lie would lu ma followillK ilvlitirt'l' (I.I Atiiillratli'ii of lb. drtur directly to ths at'! of tin' dlst'sava. (.'.) Avolilanct-of dlirestlnnand uentrallsallnn nf the active neutral uiedlcalatfeuta, there lwln nn stouiai n ilnnrKliiK. (ill. The atii'iit ran rnre himself at rery Ut ile eiceiiae without any physli'lan. (4.) Their use reniilrca no I'liauxe of diet or ol the ordinary mrsulla of life. a.i iney are aiwoiuieiy narmipsa 0.) Close annriNV'h to III lower wrtiiri' of (Mn-iyi'iu'e of the aplnal uerve Imui theverte hral eolninn. and tn-nra ease of tieuetratliiK lo the nervous Duld and matter of the bralu and spinal chord f iTtiie Rien, wnnae atreninn la impaimi, win find a sure and peruiauuut cure In tir. la Salle' remedies. Tin-: i. a fUi.i.K noi.rn. The word Bolu$ I a Latin name, and main a law t'lll. lu the prcparatlnn nt the LaRtlle Bnluaw. use the Is'sl cocoa butter for holdiiin and pre servlnirthe varloui ilriins, thus making their In Iroiliiclinn a very eaay matter. They pass Into the rectum with lh mist per fiit cam) by mciu of s I title pruaaura from tb. U Hirer. '! ) 1 as method nf treatment Irare behind no trace to eiiite th. curlually oi any on.. Dlaeaara of th Kidney, bladder, I'roa- tatetlland-Thelr Treatment and Car Without Htoinach Medication. Bymptom. KrtMiuent urination, rlsln at nlrht tn urinate! pain or scald I uk In pualiic water; drlhhllus of urine (Iter Niuipletlng the act; en larKcinciil of the prostate Klauil; HrlKhl'a Ills. esse of the Kldneya The niasl ilwldnt briierlt la ucrivtNi ny piacin inese renietiies nitut i tne snot where they will do lh. most maid. W hen the Holua la Introduced lutn the rectum It rest directly t the neck of the bladder. Price for i Full Course ot Treatment, J 10. For further Information address DR. H. TRESKOW, RI llraaadwwr, New Iwrk, JHE SMOKIJ? Will no other Jobacco Who orvce Iries 'SEb OF I0RT CAROLINA" Nug Out. This Is the secret of its Immense sale. PENSIONS OLD CLAIMS HKTTI.M) under new Law Hohliura. W idows, 1'arcnU, tend for blank an- pltcatlona and luformatlou, i'atrlck O Karrell I'.nslou AKent, nasniuition, n. i.. New Pension Law. (Hvm ftll vtrfitiri uid dluliiVd tuMier l will irt pn(ii 00 evltirtu to furniab; fto )Hciiritp.irrrirwmrwi; svitio ir, uom uiet vitwiiM ot tm. AutboritMl nlfirtHl I U H. r'M.iinn Att'irntwy ('juyittrt' vxptvlrnov). PA1T J, H. HIIKHAKl) tuitl Maw. W K. lNOKKIH, 31- Pin. H'ttmi. Huotn 47, 1lnlikg If. 8. PhusIuo ARftioT, Han PmncUco, Oft. H('rnol A. J Hnnkl, IVimiiitMHlrr u. A. lit I- ul C'ftmurulft. ftudutiiar 0isTt4ujl oMctftk STEIN WAY, Gabler and Ptase Falnos M.nlnr tha Hbmt Vunu Ma ha, suitl lh frtr1t chftimr Piajuw; U Mualoal lnstruutiiia; liwnU Hup. Silwi; tarita aittoa 01 numi ,nuto. rrniriw! ui.l, ffj bih! Pl Htrturl; Matthui liiuv Oo. tail ftivi out rw nxiDis autl um afamJi. MfO CNO DIAMOPtO tMANO. r4 awaaviiw a-t-a, tw4 viia Muai rtbtwa. TakaMMftM AUf.lisN U n Walls S)la,rl U)l. IUk IrWM V ftM utmmtm m ! T" , u , .LrMia. SUsU Aaw. Istaaat-) tur (nvrtiflwlars iwwtlcMaiaM an Nrir IW Iiaa," Itttm, af ntawu MIL JMM 1 ik iia , nua,r Men's Suits to Order 520 to 840. Hen's Pants to Order, $5 to 8 1 0. Fit fiirnted. Send 4 rent la ftamiai for sample aud rule lot ell mruureuieut. ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTHIER, HATTER, TAILOR. cordis or Seeund aaj Morrlaoa it., FOKTLAM), OR. I.C.MoIsSCo.Sd'.SI." 404 llalterv ., 'raHrtc. HlKlieat market prli paid lor ilidea, Felts nd Tsllow. HORSE NAILS. W oiler to eloa out stork of 1,90 bojea Horse Nail, as follows: be, He, v., 10 at 11 rents pound to Hi trade or to hnraeahner; a and 7a (few boie only), V''i eent. Ther are the JiiiIm.o make, the U-st lu the world, and no more will hat manufactured. Order from ronr Jill-r or from maallb'a (' aiare, 4 IN t rout Mree, Hatsl Sranacla), l. Heud rsh or Is-sk city reft-renoe, pajabl. oa rerelpt ol goods. Name this paper. ran rind r::lvi 7m j,.-if loorrILI"'1 JPVaHOflH I llnUlr",'rlaal NikVObS ttiil.ll If I I jMWssaaMa.f SWyaadB si, littt l ,lil'llli-, Irrars or Eiwssm la Oidor Tsune. .,..! S.bl. ,,HiS.n rsllf S-.lnr.S- l '- SlNIINllim I ..mi.U.,,.!.!,, SOl'f. ihMisui, bisiii Hoa liit.TaiiT-lWMai, l. s h atMi'Trnawsiunuarioim.u. srisiss, aKia anauiwA, s r - PATENTS nd a-lvl IrltK, J. k. 1 obtain. . PVe mxL rmte. Information rrraix, opp. Patent Omre. Wahllliin. D. (!. (Mrntum ihu fnvrr N. P. N. U. No. 30-8. F. N. U. No. 4 Inn Diseases It A