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BUR0ETT6. - VotU of Different State Make Their Khymes. jic, J. H. Wllllanu, of Norristown, com jlni that i southern poe :ss rhyme "corn -nj'-gone." Well, that' correct; that's Jj rbjiD where the poem wis written and Juthor cant be nvponoible for the vagaries pronunciation all over America. In the ujdof the cypress and myrtle, where they coan" aud "goan," what la the matter ilk making tbem rhyme! Now in the em ob of Arkansas If a poet should write. Be asked you to give hlin a kiss, did her m would trouble hit New England coHabora- to end toe next line of the couplet with -tterday" but be of Arkansas goes calmly 2doorrctlyonitb, Ho longer than list yUtlddy. go, alio, the poetdaown in Varmaouut can rtynte "loee" itn "borne" and "calf with enough." Moreover, any poet hi the rcpublio outside of Pennsylvania, inditing an ode to a known railway In thatstate, would make mlding" rhyme with "bleeding," but the plt WBo live on the line of the rood would C,-beddiiig." (They do, too; the old fash. Eoed Pennsylvania Dutch kind, one feather Lrftn ileep on, and three to cover with.) You (Mtbe poet, dear William, rhyme by ear tod not by sight THB OLD AND THE KIW, Ala" mournfully exclaims a Boston dergyroan. "the old fashioned way of ntak tet love hat passed away with our futhera." ! behalf of the young people of this genera . oo we return thanks for ibis blessing. The ' old fashioned way of making love, as we -nderitand it, must have been a dreary afTalr. A man began, if we catch the rat, by making lore to hi father-in-law, whom be hated, and bii mother-in-law, whom be greatly feared. He called his sweetheart "Respected miss," and oooe in a while got chance to touch her jnger tips icily hi a tlanca as he teetered past tar like a stork on stilt, for in such manner of jolntleas grace and frosty merriment, children, did your grandslres dance (pro ounced dawnce). And for all this what Horace Greeley would call "Arctlo circle of frigidity" my ton, your grandfather loved our grandmother aof t and fragrant be the aid fashioned roses" that bloom above her do better, I wot, than you do the girl you feed on indigestible caramels and corn starch In cream, while you fill her euro with tin most idiotic chatter that ever drove a senslblo man mad. Outl Out with you I Out of my ikht and bearing! By Venus' glove, if ever kbIii I hear you talk to a girl a I overheard raj talk to Kitty last night, I'll brain you with something toft, if I knew where to hit you. After all, may it not be that our fathers were not such half buked fools as their tons? I will read over a few of my own old love btters and tea. COMMENCEMENT IB OVER. The country, and incidentally the universe, hsafe for another year. We have been in great peril, but our danger has been pointed out, and not only to, but the way to safety has at the same time been to clearly indicated that the wayfaring man, though a Mug wump, need not err therein. An abyss of frightful depth baa towored alove us, over shadowing all this fair land with the deadly blight of its malarial breath in accents that chilled the heart with the Upas like touch of Its basilisk glance, that echoed from sea to bore. But you have saved us, my boy : you and your fellows have snatched us from this living grave, whose hungry breakers dashed their blinding spray and wreathed their sngry flames in lurid tongues about our feet You it Is who in thia month of leafy June hive told us of "The Perils of the Republic;" The Labor Problem;" "The Duty of the Hour;" "The Decay of Patriotism;" "Work and Wages;" "The Deteriointiou of Man hood;" "The Labor Questiou;" "The Decline of Statesmanship;" "The Labor Agitation;" The Weakness of a Republican Form of Government;" "Labor and Cupital;" "The Downfall of Liberty;" "The Lalr Problem; to Evils and their Remedy;" "Conniption iu Politics;" "The Labor Problem and lu Dan gers;" "Are we a Free People;" "The Labor Problem a National Menace." The perils that beset our path you have shown us; but ? have also guided us into paths of safety, ou have told us of "The Only Way to Good Government;" "The Safety of the Republic;" The True Mission of the Labor Reformer;" Reforms in the Ballot;" "The Coming Man;" The True Reformer;" "The Hoie of Our Country? "The Conservation of Popular Government;" "Labor Reform;" "Tbo Out look of the Hour;" "Labor Agitation a Bless log;" "Our Legacy for Our Children;" "What we Owe to Posterity;" and your listers have nobly rushed to the rwcue with assurances that "Night brings out the Stars;" and more over that "Man is the Arbiter of His Own Destiny;" "Wotnan'a Sphere;" "Tbo Influ sac of Woman;" "Woman's Duty;" "Wo man, the Hope of the World;" and "Spring;" Heaven bless you, my children; you have awed us; Heaven bless you I Come again, rat commencement! A BIT or SCIENCE. The male wasp, the naturalist tells us.never (tings. But so long at he and bis sister are twins and dress exactly alike this bit of knowledge availetb, nothing to the careless man who does not know" it is the lady who Is approaching bim, until it be that she smitetu him with her bustle. What humanity de mands of science in the case of the wasps is the invention of some prompter method of distinguishing between Monsieur and Madam tale at forty yards, THE LITTLE ONE. 1 The little tofring baby feet, With faltering steps and alow, ; With pattering echoes soft aud sweet Into my heart they go; , They also go, in grimy plays, i In muddy pools and dusty ways, Then through the bouse in truckful mast i They wander to and fro. I The baby bands that clasp my neck With touches dear to me, ' Are the same hands that smash an4 wreck The inkstand foul to see: '.. They pound the mirror with a cans, '. They rend the manuscript in twain, i Widespread destruction they ordain ( In wasteful Jubilee. ; The dreamy, munn'rlng baby voice That coos Its little tune, : That makes my listening heart rejolot) Like birds in leafy June, - Can wake at midnight dark and still. And all the air with bowling All, That splits the ear with echoes shrill, 1 Like cornets out of tune. I -Brooklyn Eagle. Carrier Swallows. The popular name of "swifts" is likely lobe more than ever appropriate if the following announcement is verified: "The training of swallows for military ""Poses is being proceeded with active ly at Ronbaiz, under the observation of CPt Degouy, who has been detached Jj thia duty by the minister of war. "birds will be swifter than the ear to pigeon; at the same time it will be ore difficult for the enemy's bullets to them. All the awallows which are J Present in training are young, and so tt they have given fair proofs of their Pbility for carrier service. One, after Javing been taken to Paris, was set at werty, and reached iU nest at Roubaii an hour ' and thirty minute, the dis nc being about 250 kilometers, or 155 Leisure Hour. A Traveler's Story. Jones has just returned from a flying t to the land of bier and sauerkraut "And how did you find the hotels?" d some one. J"Oh, pretty fair. The beds were good, the sheets were not quite large enough wbauikerchiefa and a little too small aapkina. Jndga. A SEPTUAGENARIAN HERO. A Ma. Ot., .,, v,n 0M j iroiu Drowning, I Tuesday night, .bout 9 o'clock, the peata at the Avery house, Mount Clem era, who thronged the pleasant reran das of that hotel, Wt.re startled by cries that proceeded from the batiks of the Clinton river, about 300 feet distant. Instantly there was a rush toward the river, and it was found that two bovs were floundering in the water. One, who seemed to be about 12 vp,. c. age, managed to scramble out, but the other, apparently 8 year old, was un- ! able to get ashore and seemed in dan- ! geroi drowning. A crowd of men stood on the dock watching the bov's efforts but none appeared to know what to do In the emergency, and it was evi dent that none knew how to swim, as no move to jump after the boy was made. The little fellow was becoming exhausted and was Just on the point of inking when a white haired man pushed his way through the crowd asking what was the matter. "The boy is drowning," replied one of the rattled onlookers. The newcomer took in the situation at a glance. Ills glossy silk hat came off aud found a resting place in the dust without the observance of the slightest ceremony. Next his black broadcloth coat was flung in a heap. Then the tall, well knit form shut up In the air and came down in the dark water with a splash. The boy had sunk from view and it was feared lie was lost. The white haired old man dived like a pearl fisher. Every second of his disappearance seemed an hour, and the spectators feared that both hod sunk to rise no more. Just at the height of their anxiety the wator parted and the rescuer and rescued appeared on the surface. With a few sturdy strokes the life saver brought the boy to the shoro and both were pulled out. The brave old man was none the worse except for a thorough wetting, and the boy, after getting the water out of his iuouth. began to bawl loudly and started on a run for home. It appears that the boys were brothers, and that the older had been teasing the younger by push lng him toward the water. He hud pushed a little too much, and the child had slipped in, but pulled his tor mentor in also. The hero of the affair was as modest as brave, and simply laughed when congratulated on his feat. It was learned that his name is Robert Gun yon and that he is a wealthy business man of Milwaukee. The surprising feature of the whole affair is that Mr. Gunyon is 73 years of age. That fact makes his accomplishment a wonderful one. Although he has reached that ripe age, he is still hale, hearty and vigorous, and will no doubt live to save nioro lives. He is an expert swimmer. Cor. Detroit Free Press. A NEW AUTHORESS. tier Work Almond In Carefnllv-Saleefed Foreign Words hiiiI Phrases. Mt Df.ah Nikck: I have read the story of yours, which you were kind enough to send me from the seminary, and must Bay the heroine was very vivacious, the hero sagacious, the rich old uncle mendacious, the designs of the rival falaolou.s, the old aunt auda cious, and the characters in general loquacious. The foreign words and phrases which abound in the story, which is quite the proper fad, of late, show great care In selection, and are spelled correctly; but it strikes me that you are not always up to the mark in the application. "The rounded cheeks of Jane wore a beautiful tub rota hue," goes a little too far. "She wore a splendid nom dt plume in ber hat," is somewhat far brought, per haps. What kind of a doctor was John, that he should ask, tenderly: "My dearest, what doth inter alia?" Where John tears himself away In dospalr, exclaiming: "Au fait! What is my lot? false, fair one; reroir, au dieu!" these should have been followed with ah there, to make it oomplete. Where you had her sit "at table and tt cetera, and other viands," 1 feared for her digestion; and was even more alarmed when she observed: "leh dien at two precisely, and am quite fond of a la Vrancaue, and also Sttitter caite. "The little bona fide came in wagging his tail He did? I don't quite see bow he could do it. "When be heard the tale he was per fectly tmevtt for several minutes." As he sat quiet, I am glad be was not so warlike as you would have us infer. "She exclaimed, excitedly: 'You have got more chateau brai inyourcheek than any body I ever saw;'" from which, I would think, it was perfectly soft n li In Iia fill L I suppose the ducks and chickens were safe, when "she gently put them In the coup d'etat." He fell Into the canaille, and was nearly drowned," was a thrilling acci dent, and I was glad he was saved. "Away he galloped on his horedu com bat," but it was a wonder he was not thrown. That is such a risky thing for him to ride. Where Jack quarrels with his land lord and says: "rnir resoort!" no won der the latter went In and shut the door in bis face, under such a malediction Was It not hard on John's head to wear an ad cup tandetnf I should think so. John must have bad a good appetite when he said to the waiter: "I want my steak double entendre." She was extremely complimentary, when she said: "Ah, dearest, your poem is quite terM." "When the terbum tap began to stir in the plants," is very springy, indeed, and poetical. "Finit, the end," Is very aptly On the whole the story is quite np to , the average, and the foreign phrases nowny more out of the way. The lat- give tone to it. and I predict iu sue- , een-A. t. Bellaw. in Light, Wonders of English. It to one of the peculiarities of the, English language that it often ctahk ; an oarsman, looking one way and I going Anther A paragraph in one of the pa-, t WWE Abdul Hamid hvej nwXtfearofhiihfe. "good tan is u cotwum iVany wonder foreigner, make occa sion! miUkea?-luck-o ewi. CLARE MARKET. In the market of Clare, an ch.rry the glare Of th" shop aii'l the UkiIIi of tho tradespeopl there. That 1 lukx a di lulit on a Sulunlny ulgbt lu walking Hut ay and in viewing the sight; r'orll'i hern Hint one mv all thaotijccu that Kew wtt.Tiu in ilk and nM paiwrnt In chmn. 'ur the KirU pretty toy, ru.le nl.iruum for boys. Aud baublw KuKirv w lik-li ilisi irlion tmjoys Uut hear I li.rbeur, fur I rrally dVialr Of Darning tho ,ltl, of tlie market of Clare! The rkh nian come down from tit log-ant town. And looks ut It all with an omlnoiii frown; He Kfim to (taipiw the grandiloquent criea Of the vender proclaiming hto puddings and pies! And smiang be go,n through the lam that db t'lose Much eatia for dlgut to his sensitive nnae; Onee five from (he crowd, heudniiu he la proud That rlaett here, lu Loudon, thia thing's not al lowed Ho has seen nothing there hut filth everywhere. And he's glad to get out uf Ui market of Clare. But the child that ban come from the neighbor ing tdum la charmed by the magic of dazzle and hum; He feaitta his big eyee ou tho cakes and the ploa! And they teem to grow green aud protrude with surprise At the goodies they vend and the toys without end- And It's oh ! If be had but a penny to spend, But. alas: he must guze in a hopelcs auiau At treasures that glitter and torches that blaxe What sense of despair in this world can compara With that of the waif In the uuirket of Clare? So, on Saturday nights, when my custom In vit A stroll in old London for curious sights, 1 am likely lo stray by a devious way Where goodies nre spreud in a motley array, The things w hich some eyes would appear to despise Impress me as pathos In homely disguise. And niy tattered waif frlead shall have pennies to Scnd, So long as I've got 'em (or friends that will lend): And theurchln shall share in my Joy and declare That there's beauty and good in that market place there I Eugene Flehl A Hermit In a New York Ilotel. The rensiis 1ms brought out the fact that a ninn can live in a Now York hotel for ten years and never speak to QT1V nna fl lr.f nm, An,.,,.,,t!rtn ' "'J v.iiv; v ill., i ttiijr wuilllUIUCa' tion with nny ono except as to the commonplace affairs of eating and drinklnr. Thin etimnninn bonnit. livim ait. rim ftifiml TTtimn hntol ami la I known as Bailey. That is all that Is known about liiin. Thero was a state ment printed that the census man had skipped that hotel, and in writing to the supervisor to gay that the story was untrue, and that the enumerator, with tho assistance of the clerks, had made every effort to secure the proper information as to all permanent resi dents in the liouxe, the proprietor, Mr. Garrison, added that there was one man called Hailey who, to the best of his knowledge, had not spoken a word to a living soul since ho first came to live at the hotel, ten years ago, and from whom it had been impossible to obtain any answers to the questions. There has been a story told of another similar hermit who used to live at a large down town hotel, but that one did talk occasionally. New York Sun. The Cotton of the 1'utuguiilana. From time immemorial cotton has been grown in IlimlooKtan, China, Per 8i'u. Egypt and Sicily, and, when South America was discovered, tho nutives were found growing cotton. The Puta goiiians bound their hair with cotton threads, and in Mexico the Aztecs wore cot ion clothing of remurkuble beauty. Dry Goods Chronicle. Taking the Incentive Into Account, An expert drilled a hole large enough to admit his body into a treasury vault nt Washington, which contained fiiDO.OOO.OOO; in seventeen minutes. The work was done for the government, and if the expert had been doing it for himself ho no doubt would have made still better time. New York World. Silk Dresses Prohibited by Mohammedans, The Mohammedans considered silk unclean, from its being produced by a worm. Hence, it was decided that a person wearing a garment made en tirely of silk could uot lawfully offer up the daily prayers enjoined by the Koran. Dry Goods Chronicle. A Traveling Uog. Mr. Edward Cook, after having lived gome time with his brother George nt Tugsten, in Northumberland, went to America, and took with him a pointer dog, which he lost soon afterward, while shooting in tho woods near Balti more. Some time after, Mr. George Cook, who continued to resident Tug stcn, was alarmed at hearing a dog in the night. Ho admitted it into the house, and found that it was the same his brother had taken with hira to America. The dog lived with thera until his master returned home, when they mutually recognized each other. Mr. Cook was never able to trace by what vessel the do? had left America, or in what part of England it had been landed. New York Mail and Express. Noted Vera Writers. "Did you ever know that there are men who have liecome noted as the writ ers of songs who never wrote a verse in their lives?" remarked Carrol, after we had discussed "Annie Rooney," "McGinty" and "McManus," "Ben Col lins, who died in New York recently, wrote lots of good stuff, hut did you ever see his name on the back of a sheet of music? He used to sell songs to people who were lietter imown man poor in n Collins. J. P. Skclly wrote many beau tiful songs, but "Pretty Bed Iione" was the only one that made a hit Some come dians have a habit of buying songs from unknown but brainy Bolie mians and Viking the credit of having written thi m. In thia way a certain actor who never wrote a song in.hia life, has established a world wide reputation a the writer of comic songs." Cincin nati Times-Star. The mail carrier between Sierra Val ley and Tru( k, Cal., burned a lot of newspaper mail one day to keep himself snJ his nephew warm. lie thonght the bundle would make good fuel because be had heard of the number of sticks of type in a newspaper. Mr. Ignai Helfy, a Hungarian depnty. i. M.-imr hempmoirof Louis Kossulh. The old patriot aays that his forty-one years of exile have made him a little rusty on hi native tongue. is k careful wife who putt feat , oei i4ea on top of ber husband disk and e-en t the bottom ef e ewt -Ashlaa Prase. MEKIT DESERVE IT. We are not In the habit of pulling up any patent medicine, but where merit de serves It we are alaya ready to nolle the same psrtictilaily for the benefit of man kind. We have beard much of ihe 'aine of the (ir. at Sierra Kidney and Liter I lire, but lately we have received positive proof ot ila hcalii g qualities A gentlemen well known to ua had stitfred f r years nf kid nev complaint, Tle Great Sierra Kl ney and Liver I'ure was recommended to him lie baa Kiven it a tria', and now assures us that a wonderful channe ha tonn over bim, and that he la entirely cured. Thanks Ui your ir at and si iont nV vegetable rem edv. Jririh Timet and Obxtrrtr, San Francisco, al. Sn Frani'Isc'O, January 7. Sierra Cliemiml Co. Uknti.kmkn: I iiave used )onr Great Merra Knl noy and Liver ure with won derful -aii-f ctiou. and ran rerummeud it fmly fir kidney and liver disorder. Joski'ii May. Firm of I.ivlnns'oii & Cj., 25 Fremont St It l ali:u her husband Is making money when a woman begins to get the look on her laee of liHikingat you without seeing you. ITT ON TIIK HKAKE If yon And vou are going downhill In point of health. Killing strength, ImpalnM digestion and assimilation are the marks of decline. heck these and other Indications of premature deiHV with tb - grand vltallzer aud restraining I. Mile, Hosteller's iStnmaeh Hitlers. Beginning at the fountain head, the stomaeh, the Hitters remedies Its luetlieieney, corrects Its errors and sets It vigorously at work. The digestive oritsu Is thus enabled to thoroughly separate from the food Its nutritive principle, which the bliswl assimilating. Is enriched, thus is the system nourished, and Itciug nourished, strengthened, and abnormal w aste of Its tissues staved. Aptie lite, the power to ret well. a regular habit are also rc-cstahiishid, and the various functions move once more In their natural and healthful groove, the Hitters, moreover, Is a siki Itlc for aud pre ventive of malarial complaints, rheumatism, biliousness aliJ kidney troubles. There Is always trouble ahead of voracious people w ho "bile oil more tbau Ihey can chew." CHAMPION III ItDLKK. A. A. Jordan, chtmplon hurdler of America and holder of Ihe American rec ord for running 120 yards over 3 feet fl inch hurdles, says: " I have for a (treat many yearn uaed Ai.i.cock'm Honors Plasters, partlculrly during the training acaaou. I And that, if 1 am affected iu ba "k or loina with any kind of a pain or strain, Ai.MWK H I on (it's I'i.amtkiis Imitantly alUitd relief. For pains in ihe body, the rc-oili of a severe cold, nothing can beat Al.M'OX'K'8 Pi.as TKlts. 1 would certainly ri commend the plasters to any athlete who is sullerliw with sorcne8 or stillness while in train ig." . It Is not a bit caxicr (or some Hsiile to borrow trouble tlina tt Is for til turn to give it. "Broirn's Ilronchiat Troches" are ex cellent for the relief of hoarseness r acre 111 oat. Tlicv are cxce (Hnly elfocllve. Sulii only in bocet. 1'ric-e, t cents. " W bat a stout, heavy race tbe Hermans aruf" " Yt"i, tbey are all Twolons, you know." I. L. CraKlii & Co. of Philadelphia, Ihe nianufat' turerH of Dotiliins' Electric Soap. any Ihey would rather close up tbelr im mense works than to put one grain of adulteration n their Dobbins' E ectrlc Soap. Would that all were as honeaU I'tii'le Sam dwsn't propose to be skinned: not even sealskiiiued. AN ELKO ANT PACK AO K OF FINK CAKD8, Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and artiatic Imported oleographio and chro matic cards. Thia large and beautiful col lection seot by mall to any one who will do thia: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLane's Celebrated Liver I'ilU from any druftgltt, price iS cent, and mail us the outaide wrapper with your address, plain ly written, and 4 cuts In stampa. The genuine McLane's 1 Ills are prepared only by Fleming Broa.. I'itUburKh, Ha , and have been in constant use for over sixty years. They are superior to all others In purity and effectiveness. A certain cure for indigestion and aick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros.. I'itUburKh, Ha. "Why don't you go to work?" "No; but It Isn't there!' . DitorsY. We rail Ihe attention ol those stnTerlng with dropsy to the (sir proposition of l)r II. H. (liven & iiii In their advertisement on this page. Try them; It osla you nothing to do to. A Fair Trial Of Hood's Parsaparllla for scrofula, salt rheum, or any altertlon Canard by Impure blood, la inffl clout to convince any one of the superior and peculiar curative Hwers of this medicine. The following statement is right to Ihe point: " My daughter Mary was afflicted with scrofu lous sore neck from the time she was 22 mouths old till she became 8 years of age. Lumps formed lu her neck, canning groat annoyance, and two of them, after growing to Ihe "lie of a pigeon's egg, broke slid discharged. One became s running sore for more than three years. We thought we would give Mood's Hsrsnparllla a thorough trial. We beiran wit b It In jHiiiiary.aml In a few months, after she had taken live bottles, all suppuration had ceased. We then walled three mouths, when, as a new lump was beginning to form, we again gave ber Hood's Sarsiipiirllla. After she lis i taken less than two bottles Ihe lump and all In dications of scrofula had entirely disappeared, ami now she seems to lie a healthy child. 'J. H. Cakmi.K, Naiirlght, N. J. Hood's Sarsaparilla Hold lir all druggists. II; six for o. I'rcpared only by ('. 1. llooli A CO., lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar i SCOTT'S I DULSIOU Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HYP0PH0SPHITC3 of Lime fend Soda Is endovsed and preserlnM by laadlnc pbyslrlMue bocaiiM both tbe fad lis Oil and HyixifhotiMIrt are tbe reoofnlsed agents In tneeuraof Coniumptitn. 11 Is as palatable as milk. Scott's Fusion w. is a vmritiM Utah frrKlorrr. Hit Iht Bat JtrK.ig ur CONSURIFTXOIf, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wastinf D la ease, Chronic Conghs and Colds. I AsiforSoott sEmoUtonanaiaxanooinar. To ear BlhoosaMS. tick Headache ComtlpaUoSs Malaria Liver Complaint, eke Ihe aaie ao4 certain resoedy. ajajTII'S BILE BEANS Cm the SMALL ("171? (40 Utile beans to Utt ket tle) Tner are the aval nsgsenient: salt all Sfaa. i-nceof eitbei alsa. ki seals per SsiUle. IflCCtfJP at 7 17. 70: f-boto-mroa. IVIOOIIfVi panel useof tola ptcum for i (cuppers or etasapai j r surrn am. Makers of Bile hui M. Isla Mo. tCKR Ct'RK FOB PILES. rtnre cure for bl nd. blredlnn and Itching Pllea, One bos haa cured the worst oaae ot leu J ears' ataadinif. No one need sulfer tea ailn utvs after uatne; Kirk'a Qeraian I'lie Ointment II absorb tumor, allay the itchlne, aota as a poultice. Rives relief. l)r. Kirk's Uerntan Pile Ointment is prepared only for file and ItrhJn of the private parts, aud nothing la. Kry hoi la warranted sold by I irua-Klil and nt by mail oa receipt nf prloe. l.uu per ooi. J. J. Mack t Co Whole) Agent. Han Kranoiwo, Kl'I'Tt'HR AMI FILES Cl'ltEII. We positively cure rtintvre and all rectal dis eases without pains or deteutlou Irora business. No cur, no pav; and no v until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet lira. Portertleld A Isisey, KIS Market street, Kau Kranrlsco. Beware of Imitations of tbe celebrated (eel of North Carolina Pin Cut Tobacco. Tar Giants for bteakfaat. ONB BNJOYS Bth the method and resulu wnen Syrup of Figs it taken; it is pleasant mid refreshing to the taste, ami acta ''ently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver ami Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, disela colds, head tt'lit'S and fevers and cures hahituij i;onstiation permanently. Fur sale in COc and 11 bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO SAM HAMCI8C0. CH. louismu, nr. new ion, r. -2ANLE88. PJJ W-WORTH A GUINEA A BOX." For BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS Sue ag Willi and Pain in th Stomach, Fullnnt and Smiling afttr Htalt. Du linen, and Dromtinnt, Cotd Chilli, Fluthingt ef Meat, toil f Appetite, Shortnei f Breath, Cottiveneii, Scurry, llotche on the Shin, Dieturbed Sleep, Frightful Dreamt, and all tterrout and Trembling Stntationt, 4c. THI FIRST DOS! WILL CIVI BILISF IN TWINTV MINUTIt. tllCHAH't H113 miH AS UKQHO RtSTOH KKAUS 10 COHMTt HfALTH, For Sick Headache, Weak Stomach. Impaired Digestion. Constipation. Disordered Liver, etc.. J ACT UKt HA8I0, ntonsf tbe muscular Oesteas, restoring long KW Oaw roa, bringing back tbe ! tiae ef epptMt, an.l arousing with Ihe tOSltUD 9f they ettxlo. HIAITH the was aevifra it7 of tbe to tbe Hsreoes ase1 DDUItaM Is that BFECHaM'l PILLI NaVI THI LASSESI till OF ANY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN THE WORLD. rrrssrrs eev ev is.. .a. asr.s.l is a si, ai. neieaa. i.ssrsmrs, aMaiH, Nolsl kit JrsHHrMseaeralu. g. F. ALLEN CO.. e and SSI Caaal ll. N, Trk. Sols Assnutiir ths L"nit Sistes, trhm ill sosr HKht.il AM o I'll.lJt on KM Kl t'Hli PORTLAND'S GREAT INDUSTRIAL EXPOSITION OPENS SEPTEMBER 25. FIgnor l.lheratl' Military Band of FlftySelected Mualclanawlll furnish tha music Six and one ha1 f ai re of floor auace filled to overflowing with tha wonder of this wouderful ae. A world of Mechanic in Miniature. Not to visit this lireat K' por tion and view It wonder In every department of art and science will be to ml an opportunity such as has never been presented to the people f tills Coast befott, THE FAT AND DOMESTIC STOCK DEPARTMENT Will open September 2A and close October 2. 5,fi00 la offered In cash premium In thia department. Stock Department open to visitor from 0 A. at. utll R p. m. Kip., sitlon Irom 1 p. m. until 10 p. m; One admission ticket admlia to both. Price adult 'Occnta; -children, X5 cent, lieduoed rate on all transportation line leading to Portland. For Imorniation amirv E. W. A I.LKN, Supt. and Soe'j, ALWAYS IN looked up the record of the "Advancb," as it iB the only machine in thr market that will give absolute satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata logue to Z. T. Wright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. Also dealer in General Machinery and Supplies. j a -yr- ographer of both sexes, attribute their sucorsa tjo a course at the Portland Busl-s ness College, Portland, Oregon, or the Capital Business College, Salem, Oregon. Both are under the management of A. P. Armstrong, have same course of study, same rates of tuition. Punltiest, Shorthand. Typewriting, l'enmannhip end Eng lish Dcpurtmcnte. Write to either for joint Catalogue and specimens of penmanship. "IwephenlwosS bom.oand every day 7 .shows whyswd ;. 7 m. M aw i- lis a tr-v ShK ew vf V siHi'n G. -x m r 1 1 W?Xi VsCpsfH trl of scouring soo.pusearor mi kag- clecvning purposes- M Ah I Ah I " Cried the house-, wife, "The Secret I know, no DKT can resist SAP OZ 10." Men's Suits to Order 820 to 840. Hen's Pants to Order, 80 to 810. . Fit guaranteed. Send 4 real In tin for sample aud rule for ell measuremeuL ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTMEI, H1ITEI, I1IL0I, rossss or Baaoad aad atorrlsa St.. rOBTLAPU, OB. ... Xodtlny Circular PENSIOIUS!: -w- w u, fr-r Crsta Promptlt AKD HiaMAKIKTlT LTJMIJAOO, Rheutuatlsm, Headache, Toothache, H P It A I N S , Neuralgia, Swelling, frost-bite, 11 It IT I H K H . THI CHaRLEI . VOGELIlT C0M faarhsMrt. tt USE Mi AROMATIC WILD BAIAM PIL LOW: It ttreservea aud Imnmves tbe health; Its wild mountain frs- Itraiiee Msnhea, ltivi(oratea and refreshes. Can be used with bene tit by all, ami will retain lit balmy virtue (or years. Klir, I'.'xia; sent pre paid on receipt nf price, II. a.V Agents wanted Terms liberal. AHOMATIV M.1.0W JfU. CO., Ft. Usaiiii t itt, Meudia'lnn, Cal, OH! MY HEART! Well, try Dr. Koaers' Heart Tnnle; as a heart rvmeilv It has no iial. Not a slnale rase where It has been tried and haa not given relief. You may be needing It Just now and scarcely b aware of It. As a blood cleanser end purtner II stands at the bead of the list. KedliiKtou a Co., wholesale aaviila, price II. For sale by MMltBVt t ask Mare, 4 IN I rani HI.. . I'., Cal-. and all dealers In medlclaes. bend for trial bottle aud testimonials. 'OR HEN ONLY! ssnii'aaiiflf gnsirsar gasssns la Olaar tsuaa, !, assHiHiDiii imm MsisssU3 SvMiSn(ii.iisiuirsDosuissarisrsuft ihslsls MfslMs Mo TSTSST ,s,SM la ss m SMiifr a se MssM tea rsr tutnii,. whm tasa, iMI4lf SMS. SlsUsSllsa SS sssifc SMIM 1 1. 1,1 S4S aaia asauiuaa, ws awr talv, Ns is The Wiley B. Allen MqsIg Store. Tt oldest and largest In Us Northwest Knab,8terk and Behr Bro. Pianos. KarhaS Moase-proof Organs. Publisher of The afarfewl ItoftaHt, a Jonrual of mvsle (II page leading matter and 14 pages Basic), leaved Monthly, 7V per year; sample oony, loo, (tend for catalogue W1LIT B. ALLKK ill First st, PorUaud, Or, OPIUM! AND MORPHINE HABIT cared. Trial free. Confldeo 11 v ddrea INDIANA INRBAL HPRINUH CO.. U FsTtrrs. Imd. Boil. S EFFECTUAL? human tram. One of Uie best guarantees 5 dnicsistdues not kssp lit I w I LL MAI H,: IMa.raiuiliavouJufIlTii 1 1 ' IWsaaaaaw f BWy as MiaiTiwia 1800. CLOSES OCTOBER 23. THE LEAD, THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powers, Self-Feeders and Strtwstaokers. If you want a first-class machine, do not purchase until you havf THAT CAN BR CBF.D RVRRY DAI ,is the kind that pays. Scores ol young nusitiesa nien, and nun dreda of book -keener and sten - who didnruse sa . a. is r i a sv a riri atxUrw m V iJ UOVIIU VUIIV ' M0h! 0h!w Cried the DIET, "At length I mast go, I oannot withstand SAPOLIO." I CURE FITS! Was 1 at ear I asssa aaaa ise.br s ua thsa tm sliss. snd thsa ases Umm rrtarassrsls, lawsqi fsK-al asrs, I tun Bisds t im ut ml, VL krf ar FILLINU kli;KNkanMMsu2r. I asrrsM mf rnidf ssases the acts S...S. It.psaa atbsnasM IsjUmI si as r..sna soe as aoa jasa..tn I oia. HmdMeaiiefcaa toastassad a tnm 11-41 Star jlslht.ll III b. On Htvnm as Post OaVa 0. is. AWHsT, JsVClaS Kemei 04. tsew Vaa eHicMtrrta-s cnantsi FEIUIYROYAL FILLS aa imsa a as. ew, si "aa, ne ....a MWHi. 0 hUsW LsUisa OT SSIL Kmt Pp7 r tl i l nla ttsaHawSk asur, kf rsSasa aalerkaWW N. P. N. U. No. aoa-fl. r. N. U. No. i AIRE a4 Bd. k n SMts. Mis s. Mwlaeiia. SS rniATopTJono n in 1 1 1 iiiii C1 IU1 I WMM JLf OF MEN aato thsib TREATMENT LOCAL ADSORPTION THE LA SALLE REMEDIES. For all forms of nervous wssta, deray, ex hau.lloo aud drbilllv. whether du to dlsraiv ol certain oriana or not Also in new aud dlreri method ;ol artvstlns; abimrmal urinary dlsrharte and rosti.rlni to lb Impotent their departed vigor. Successful Where 111 Else Has Filled. Tbe U Salle Method and Iti Advantages. ur preparations ir railed "The U Salle Remedies, from the (set that w nroeured lh orialnal Inrmula of the celebrated Dr. L Halle of rarls. under vuaraute that should w thiuk pmsr to latnaluc at any lime his remedies in the Aiuerlian publlo w should do so under that title. Horn years aaro Pr. La Rail eoneetved the Idea ol trealliif uervous and seminal diseases by rwlal meillrailou, believing b would fain the following advantage: (I.) Application ol the drug directly to the seat ol the d !. CD Avoldaura of digestion and neutralisa tion of lh active, medical ageuta, there belug uo stomach drumtlng. (8.) The iHitlent can enre himself al very lit tle expense without any phy.lr Ian. (4.) Their Us rraulrea uochaug of diet orof the ordinary pursuits ot life. (A.) They are absolutely hsrmless, (I.) Close appnuuth to the lower aperture of emergence of the splual nerve from the verte bral column, aud hence esse of penetrating to lh nervous Suid aud matter of the bralu aud spinal cord. . Kecblemen, whose strength ts Impaired, will lud sure aud permanent cur In Dr. La Halle rented lea. THB LA SAI.I.K BOMS. Th word Sola la a Latin name, and mcaus large pill. In th preparation of th La Salle Bolus w use th beat cocoa butter for holding and pre serving lh various drags, thus making their In troduction a very easy matter. They pass Into the rectum with lh most per. feel ease by mean of a little pressure from th I niter. This method of treatment leave behind no traces to eiclle th curiosity of any one. Dla of lata Kidney. Bladder, Proa Ut Ulad-Talr Treatment and Cur Without a to mack Medleatloa. R MrroMs. frequent urination, rlslnn at night to urinate; naln or scalding In passim water: dribbling of urine after coiupletlug tha !; en largement of the prostata glaud: Hrlght'a Dis ease of th Klriueys. The most decided benctlt is derived by placing these remedies right st th spot where Ihey will do lh most good. When (he Bolns Is Introduced Into the rectum It rests directly st tbe nock of the bladder. Price for I full Coarse of Treatment, J 10. For further information address DR. H. TRESKOW, SSI Broadway, a New Vorst. PENSIONS OLD CLAIMS 8KTTLKD under niw Law Holdlers. Wldowa. Parenta. send for hlank an. Plications snd Information. Patrick O'Karrvli, euslnn Agent, Vs ashlngtnn, X). t Diamond Drill Work. TliePaci-cProspctiDKo.,?.n. with Diamond Cor Drill for oil, mineral or wa ter. Holes txsraa lor ventilation or drainage. Agents for Diamond Drill Machinery aud Sup plies. Correspondence tallclted. SIS aa aaas Hlraal, Han Francisco. I P VinhfiTof Pii Le&tber Manufacturers N.u.nibiiuidauu. and, Dealers, 404 Hallarw HI., ka Irsnrlua. Highest market uric Mid for Hides. Pelts ua i aiiow. LADIES, Send Stamp for Our Pamphlets. W bar something new which will save youiroabl. IIRKWOOD H1KD RUBBEE COMPANY, Car. Mark! slone SU., tk Soar, nna IK SAM raAMCIM0, ' ' Price, (A. Lady Agent Wanted. SALESflEIl WflrlTED, Local or Traveling, To sell our well-It now Nursery stock. We wsnl good, lively workers, and will pay well com mission or salary. Uond reference required. Apply quick. L. L UAVA CO., Nurserymeu, St Vaiil, Hlnn. STEIN WAY, Gtbler and Peasi Palnos afsaalng the Bsvrr Pi so Mil) a, and Ihe farorlt eftsaasf Plsnos; all atnslasl InsinutwuM; Bands Hup, bltsdi kws stMk of Sheet atu.io. Htsibw Uai.l, , M and M Fust Manet; M.rraiAB Uast Oo. Call U"aU ,,., i emnim. aesfertal he eaa farawk a herss aa ami tl.elr whul waste the bawa.ea. Spar ssoaseals mj be peoAlsbi, es.plov.ll also. A few vsesaaies la tnsrbs and eitis. B. uUNbsN CXs,kMMaia Bl,,aaHd. Va. DROPSY TMStATSED FRISK. IMlr Caraa arlik Vaiabuatwedlaa. Have oared Itaousanils uf eaMs. Cure pallenu pns ouneed bopelea br bast abrstciena. r'rom Huaiiosa simpsnnisilisappaari I ten Uar.al leiut iwoihlroa all srausiias remuea. IWa4 tor Iras oooa Ufstim.. sis I. of ailraruloue eursa. Ten d.r lrvsiiu.nl free by snail. If au order trial, send Wo. in sianiu toparpMisg. Da. II H.UHasa aaoMS.AIIanu,t,. If yo order trial return una 4mseninl to aa MHia! Who P -mi INQHAMTON, N. Y. What 7 Why on Scales " Ha Pays the Freight." DOBBINS' ESSOAP The Best Family Soap in thsVorfd. Dobhln1 Kleetrle Soap la ehtaper lor yon to us. If you uUom direr! lows, than any other soap would b Ifoirwa to you, for by . Ill us eUHHee are saved. Clothe Oust mote than soap. Don't yoa tixiM to sane money, clothe. Urn, labor, ftjal. and health T All the can be saved If you will tm Dobbins' Electric Sosp. W say - try," knowing if yoa try It ence, yoa will always us tt" Bv your irooef order tt. H.M.DI38CLL&CO. Sis rsoNTST.,tN raanciaeo.CAL. .... CKNCMAL ACINTS. JHE SMOKIJ. Will YwJz io olher Jobacco WKo orvee tries 'StUi OF 0RT, CApOLIN" Plug Cut This is tKe secret of Us Immtnst $!,