i Hf- FIRST LETTER. f0r rue u iUj no very Quaint and ,ru,fT. in ,uiibl from whom, fur not kn" a! 5H, , a M rrirniH could I the Ot"1'rtJ. , ,1, ( 21 mi tmmr this awkward way, with aooo""' fl"'er "P" "orrwiwoilent Ye. f brol'e ,lie mT won1'r,ng . SfaStoilSrM sun-so few I felt yao IS n,','",!!,',!,! h' many re tbu "rtmim EStta hitratnMi mBrlH wh0" "bP" ror .1 1,'tt.T- Iraned- , -fl" and capital AV J blot '.hut intervened JfcilSl toTMd, "if Tray get out 0 " burtmyi'uP1 err, vodr- "w k01 ln 1)0,11 11,7 t0" mu a rc'li'T pulr irflissdmsssjsaon 1 am six top boot- I'd hitter wear." A, ,,b. r l .)'- w" 1 r",d 10 mr VW"U Th,,v'1',w .-1 Mend bright durk eyes hew ,'erttekJHWw 0 uttte w t0 lrl o, iSSfhu'yow flnlshsd ' win sen. MdJwcW vur fairest W.tta. sr a t)lu-h "f )'. ' uniweel r welcome thus tW soaawl frets auuas'a abseil '. idl Burton nays. In I.- w BRINK'S CHARGE. Old Lovi FinaUy Mad to Admit the Love Ho Felt for Bor. If it WM in the shape of horse-flesh, now, it wWlld bo a profitable Invest MBt; but I toll you It will be a bill of ex peine from the very first and I per het nuisance all the while." And Farm er Brink rose and prepared to leave the room. Hut. Levi, we're perfectly able ti bear tliecvpensc." Mrs. lirink ventured, -ami 1 will look after her myself." "It's all foolishness to think about it. fell vnii." he replied, crossly. "It will Ukc S round sum to clothe her decently Itlicy have alwaysboon poor as beggars i. and I n uti every cent to buy that blooded colt of Kobeson's." This time the dour a, , hut decisively, and Mrs. Ilrink was left alone with her thoughts and disap pointment. They had two children of their own. both boys and both almost men grown. Harry, the youngest, was "as tall as mother." anil Ifob could "chin" Harry without a particle of trouble. Mrs. Brink's love for little girls had finally Httled upon Alice Mitchell, a sweet, little, brown-haired baby of three years, who mi left an orphan without a living relative. "It's just too had. anyhow," moaned Mrs. lirink to herself, "and wicked, too: 'or the poor little thing will go to the Orphans' Home, no doubt, and she's til to grace any one's home." And her tears fell on the folded hands. "I'll clothe her out of my own allow ance, and then Levi must give in. I dislike to cross him, but he's in the wrong, I'm sure; I'll go and tell him my derision while I am so determined." She passed out of the house, and was: sorry to see him busy with one of his fancy horses, for she felt them all as barriers in her way. Mrs. Ilrink had never been a wife who would "hold her own." as they term it. and her husband showed much astonishment at her words. "Well, Levi, I've finally decided to take Alice and clothe her out of my own allowance. As for the annoyance, I Shouldn't wonder if you had to put up with a few kisses and merry laughs now ami then; hut 1 reckon it won't hurt you any. And, by the way, let Barry harness a horso right away and ID go after her." She turned toward 'he house just in time to hide asoitof broad smile which somehow ended in a sob. Itwun'l because she did not want Alice, but I a use she must, for once, oppose her husband. Little Alice was brought to the house that very day. and if you want to know whether the merry laughs and pretty "Oh. oil's" wakened up all the echo sprites wound the old home, you want to ask Mrs. Ilrink. and Rob, and Harry, lid yes- Mr. lirink. too; for his wife caught htm listening to the baby's merry chatter as he paused in the hall. The dear little child settled down into the place that had always been vacant. Si if the had been expecting it all her short lifetime. She never suspected the man of the house was her enemy, but would pat bis hands, throw kisses at him from the doorway as he started away for his day's work, and followed him around from pig-pen to stable. Bb,e asked questions by the score, whether answered or not; and some times, when Mr. lirink was sure no hu man ear was near, he would call her "Allie." and ask If she liked her new home. But if Mrs. ilrink came down to look after her he would say; "I do wish. Lucy, you'd keep your charge away from mo. She's worse to have around under your feet than a lit ter of pigs." Then Mrs. Brink would catch the lit tle happy thing, swing her upon her shoulder and go off to see the little joung chicks which had just arrived. Jd which Alice persisted in calling "'ittle birdies." so the weeks slipped by. happier than Weeks had ever been hefore to Mrs. Brink, and Harry, and Kob; and. at 'east, no sadder' to Mr. ilrink. The ys made Alice a play-house in an out door cellar, where she played half of her time. N' .ir this cellar was an old well that had been covered over with boards for a year or so. Mrs. Hrink was great V frightened one day to see one of the ""arils pushed off: stopping to replaei 't she was amazed to find none of them ailed, but merely laid loosely over the opening. As,1K,nas nor husband appeared at dinner-timp she said: Did you know. Levi, that old well It Vry unsafe?" "Cnaaia for whatr "or Alice, in particular. You know her playhouse is near it. and she might U i any time." "'"am her u keep her place, then; I n't time to go around and smooth tho Place for her feet," he returned, crossly. "But just think. Levi, it may cost a a little, precious, human life, so ser to us aii.- Farmer Brink laughed sneeringly as ey seated themselves around the din r table. Little Allie seemed to take especial jeins to please Mr. Brink, much to his Jmfort: for he was not really a hearties man. although he would ra ther have been considered such than to oafes to his wife that Allie s presence) source of pleasure tobim. He never spoke of her before any one any other. wt than 'Jur cbarce. nd he let ht i n. . i word of in,;.rf;;;:'rri -.- One !,,,, ,, ,,,,,,,, rrom town ;"V M"'a '" W s" Ml in buy. " beautiful bom at HowBfuA n,1''" ied much more ItU , nisband and father of a year before I wo days paaeed and Mr. Brink m "7 1" love with bti puroKe nd gave his family ample opportunity OlMit. graceful motion. M hi lent It ralloplng or trotting in a circle around The days were very busy now, and Mllewas left BUOb to herself. as 'laved in her little house or in the aand iround 1 Mrs. Brink's fear about the veil had gradually grown less, until the langer was almost forgotten. ne day. as the family was all busy n the orchard, little Alice came run ling down to then,, her Uttl.. hands ViMd in fright, and her eye, (ride open Indeed, "Toltie fall, poor toltie! tome i,i oltie, Mamma llink." she cried, her ittle Up quivering pitifully. "Levi," called bis wife, "Alloa thinks omothing is wrong with the horses i'erhaps " But Mr. Ilrinlt bad beard Allies vords and was already half-way to the ban. He found the barn-yard fence broken: uea ne raa to the pasture where he Icepl his other boraea, followed by the wo boys. Hut none of them did what Mrs. lirink did that was. to run to the play-housfl to see the thing as Allie had teen It. She found that the animal had partially fallen into the old well. Inly a board, still held in place by a huge stone at one side, kept the horse from going in. There eras but a mo ment to aOt, for the horse was franti- illy struggling, vainly trying to free itself. "Itun. Allie. and get the large rope in the barn. Quiok, my dear, or the colt will get hurt." "Rope?" she questioned, and was off like a Hash, while Mrs. Brink watched for a chance to get a tlrm seat on the worse's head, knowing that in no other way could she Dope to keep him still. When the rope came she succeeded In lipping a noose over both front feet, still keeping her seat on its head. She lldn'l know what to do. for the stone Mined on the verge of sliding, and she lid not dare leave her seat to fasten the hindmost feet, lest ihecoit should make i double effort to rise and all her work lie lost. To be more secure. Mrs. Brink had Allie pass the other end of tin- roie around a post of the fence about llf teen feet away, and to this she clung lightly. "Now, Allie. run and II ml Papa Ilrink. quick! Away down where the 'bossie' is you'll Hnd him. ami tell him to come here." Away she ran again, tumbling once in awhile; hut this did not binder much, for she was up and on like a Utile sprite. Mr. Ilrink soon appeared and succeeded in rescuing the colt. Two or three days rolled by. during which time Mr. lirink was unusually 7him. One day when Alice ran to show him a new dress her "Mamma Ilrink" hid made her, he pushed her roughly aside, and then, as tic tears tilled her pretty eyes, he snatched her up and kissed her again and again. Turning to his wife. w ith a guilty face, he said, in a hurried way: "It's no use, Lucy, I must given in this time, for I can't bate tier, try as 1 may. You see, it's so Strange to have lid Levi give in: I thought I couldn't. Hut ever since ever since" "She saved your coll," Mrs. Brink be gan. "No, hush:" he replied, with a guilty flush. "I liked her well ever since si " Hrst came, and it's been the hardest j, lj to -to " "Make us think you didn't. Hut we knew you did. ' she laughingly returned: "for more than once I've played eaves dropper and have often heard you call her Allie." and" "Well. I can call her 'Allie' now all the time. Come here. Allie. and let me see that new-fangled dresswhew! but she doe look nice. A pride to the Brink family, ain't she?" he added, as the lit tle sprite perched upon his knee. "She's a solid c ifort. to say the least. is our little Allie." replied his wife, lov ingly. - Bertha P. Knglet. In Santa Clans. Tabby Bnjojred the Bpeetaele. A Court street merchant saw a strange combat in his store the other morning. It was in the middle of the forenoon, and be was busy casting up accounts at the back of the room, when he heard a singular squi aking under one of the shelves and a moment later out rolled three gray rats engaged in a pugilistic encounter that would have done honor to I'eter Jackson. They clawed and hit at each other savagely, and were so much absorbed in the Bghl that they paid no attention to the look ers on. A cat walked leisurely up and stood by Watching the row with us i h interest as if she had a bet up. After about two minutes the rats came to a realizing sense of their position, broke away and scampered otf into their holes. It looked as if some rat family had been rushing the growler and enrVst their carousal like men. Hing ha aton Republican. -Footpad "Hold up your bands I" Pedestrian (calmly)"! have been out shopping all day with my wife." Foot pad (aympatketically) - "By Jenks. Here, take this quarter. "-N. V WSJ r- 0- -The only thing which beats a g.ssi rife is a bad husband. You can not do good or evil to Of rs withont doing good or evil to yotw elf. -Vanity keeps persons in favor with themselves, who are out of favor with all others. Sbakspeare. -The trouble with a man covering up ,iis tracks is that he makes new ..ties In doing it.- Atchison filobe. -The talent of sueeess is nothing more than doing what you can do well; and dting well whatever you do.-lxmg-fellow. -Virtue wants more admirers, wis dom more supplicants, truth more real friends, and honesty more pra -tit loners. Rochester Budget. -It is always a sign of poverty of mind where men are ever aiming to be great, for they who are really great never seem to know it. -It is a wonder that the world grows better We come into it with the faults of our ancestors, and go out leaving add ed faults for our descendants. -It is certainly much easier wholly to decline a pa-ion than to keep H within just bounds and UIWfSrM that which few can moderate almost anv uuJv mav prevent. . . A MOTHER'S HEROISM. ii "W U ' I Wum.,,, . ... ' wm i,-r I. lie tn AssM Hat sun. A friend relates to me a cam- of temals ; lroism. of 1)UjU, recent date, which somewhat reminds me of a much older case, iii which Mrs. Disraeli was the I berolne. In the Qgejtto Latin of j Vienna, the quarter around the Wiener i Allgeinelnes Kranketibaus. there lived I an aged widow and her only son. a j IPalleal student. They wore' so poor a' the mother was obliged to sew almost day and night, ami the son gave lessons, which occupied the time n eSSary for his studies In order to enter university life. On the Continent HHir students are as frequent to bo found as in Scotland, and in Vienna they form the majority. A good number ol mere hoys may be seen running about from one end ol the city to the other, giving lessons whilst they are themselves still pupils at the gym naaium (the continental grammar school i. and of the university students at least two-thirds are defraying theei' pensesof their studies out of their ow n earnings, This works satisfactorily so long as the minor examinations have to be passed, but when the students have the Doktor-Ezamen or the Steats- Examen before them, assistance lie- oomes necessary, as studying hard and cramming others have proved to be in Compatible, In such cases, the poor motber or the sister, perhaps a seam stress or a dressmaker, or may lie the bride-elevt, who la also dtqiendent on needle-work, will for montns strain her eyes and work her lingers to the boUS to allow the candidate) w ho is the pride of the family, and may in days to come In- its support, todevote himself entirely to his books to prepare for his examina thin. The son of this poor widow was such a tandidate, and whilst he was diligently applying himself to bis studies, the tlnal examination being very near, the mother deprived herself of the pleasure ol even seeing him. One evening the poor old woman pricked her linger with her needle. Soon hoi hand became swollen and the woman sought medical advice at a hospital. There she was told the tlngei must be amputated and she insisted upon the operation be Ing performed at once, so that the ac cident might be concealed from her son Twenty-four hours later the whole hand was gangrenous and had to be taken oil. Not a whisper of this misfortune WM allowed to reach her son's ears. At last the examination day for the doctor's degree arrived. The VOUnfj man left for the university after taking a hasty farewell of his mother, ami hi bad hardly quitted the house before the doctors arrived to amputate the arm of the silent old sufferer. It was an ad vanced hour of the day when the son came home radiant with joy to tell bll mother that their days of anxiety and want were at an end; that he had passed with honors, and that it would now bt his turn to provide for his parent. Hill the one to whom be intended to com municate his joy was no more. Even tin last operation was made loo late, and blood poisoning was the consequence ol her endeavors to hide her pains from her studious son. -Vienna Cor. I.ondor standard. Thiwe Rmoklni Curs. The smoking car is a novelty on the South Side lines, and it looks as though it would always Is? n novelty to the fair -ex The poor conductor may warn then vhen they get on that it is a smoking ar, but they never seen to heed him riien, when they sit down in the cloud if smoke inside, they Isgin to kick vigor uUsly The other day n nicely dressed lady persisted in boarding a "smoker' m Slate street, in spite of the conductor's explanation, Three men were pufflruj away at more or less questionable cigars while a foul lb man had a stalwart pi pi ivhich was loaded to the rim with that 1 OWerful brand of alleged lobucco know n is "Brake n's Pleasure," As soon us I lie lady entered this asphyxiating at iiiosphere she turned to the door ana pro ceeded to berate the iKr conductor foi permitting smoking In bis car In viiir lie tried to explain that the company' rules permitted smoking in certain cars She kept up her tirade until every man lu the car who had a cigar, cigarette ol I ipe lit it for the purKisc of giving bet the full benefll of the new rule. As she auk into her seat, thoroughly exhausted two flashily dressed women stepped on the car. "This is a smoking car, ladies,' said the desperate conductor. "All right, that's just what we want," said one ol the feie iles. and thev took seats and ig nited cigarettes. At this the objecting lady signaled the conductor and sailed lit of the car in high dudgeon. She alked dow n tow n. Chicago Herald. Helping i Sparrow t'p. In University place the other day, n i oy picked up a sparrow which was un i ,e to fly from having d.tubed its wings with fresh paint from some cornice. He was carrying it away in his hand when a poorly dressed man. who was .vanning his back in the autumn sun, held OUt bis hand and nsked for it. The bird was passed over, and the man took i rery ragged handkerchief from his pocket and began wiping at the paint saying, as he did so: "That's the way of the world go for S feller when lie's dow n. Fifty would wring your neck where one would give you a show." He wiped away for a minute or two and then continued: 'If somebody would give nm an en couraging word and half a show, I could ls a man vet; but somelxidy won't doit It's easier to kick a man down hill than 10 boost him up There, young chap, row wings tiro all right now. (Jo nnd be happy Next time your nose smells fresh paini. you shy off." He gave the bird a toss, and it flew to the naked limb of one of the elms and then toned about and cried. "Peek' ieek!" a- if in gratitude. All right! All right!" replied the man. with a wave of his band. "Per baps vou II do as much for me some time. ' Go along now and Bttend to busi ness." New York Sun. The limallp" Mlrrob. Dr. Sicard, of Readers, in a memoir handed in to the French Acadeuiie de Medonin for competition for the Alva renga prize, announces that he has at last discovered the long sought for mi crobe of smalliox. He reports it to be a bacterion bSSQBgtSSJ to the class of cocci, round, with a transparent center, utnbilicated in the middle, while It edges are raised. -m bacterion can be readily cultivated on gelatine that has been sterilized by bichloride of rner curv. It can be found at all stages of smallpox, not only in the pustules of the akin but in the mucus of the bronchial tubes nd in he blood as well- I Iikewnm tounu suspended in tlieair.d rooms containing smallpox patients, and if u uter lie allow, si to stand in audi rooms in open rvseeis, it soon contains ihosnwllpoi baeteeiua rtowvrer, when animals are Inoculated with cultures ol ibis bscleriotl. although they manifest iineusincus, the symptoms are entiich transitory, not at all serious, an I, above ill, show no relation to variola, either in its form or evolution." st oi. ii,. Am Panai, A clever band at figures says- Twelve thousand vehicles, a quarter of them mnlbuses, pass through the Strand in the day, and the narrow nous of tho stn-et auses each of their ti.l nod occupants t,. waste on an average lluee minutes The i ;otal waste of time equals .(.!" hours. ; lie money value of w hich, at the very moderate rate of one shilling an hour, is tlfil pee day . or o r IM 7,000 per annum bunion Court J.uii":.l ADVICE TO SPEAKERS. tr. If eekensls (lives Some I ieiui infer nation iii Oratorical Qeailemeu, sir Morel! Mackenzie, the great En glisb throat specialist, has just pule lish'd in I.oihIoii a pamphlet, in which he gives advice to public speakers. It is a great mistake, he says, in sub stance, to think that speaking is a purely Instinctive act which requires no special 'raining and exercise. Kven in ordinary conversation speaking ll an art. and a difficult one, the supreme development of which is oratory. A man w ho knows how to speak in public ami to spare bis voice makes biinsell heard w ith little or no effort, while aa untrained orator wears himself out quite rapidly. The culture of tin voice ought to lie given from the cradle. This does not mean that a mother might Hnd the means of mak ing her baby bawl according to pre established rules, as though it were a conservatory pupil, but as soon as tin child begins to prattle it ought to be surrounded only by persons who speak well, or at least pronounce distinctly and correctly. The ancients were ex ceedingly particular on thai oiiit. Continuing, Sir Mackenzie says that a speaker should make himself heard by every one of his auditors, not by bring ing his voice to a high pitch, but through a methodical and constant reg illation of its volume, as did Mr. liright. whom you could not hear with out feeling that be was keeping In re serve three-fourths of his vocal power An orator, too, must not hear his own voice well. It is a somewhat general mistake to think that the assemblagl does not hear you because you do mil hear your own voice very distinctly. The reason is that when there is no res onance in the hall your voice does not come back to you. and, consequently, goes the surer to your listeners. Moreover, you never hear your own voice as others do, because it strikes your sense of hearing not only through the surrounding air, hut also and directly through the "trompo d'eu stacbe," the bones and the muscles ot the head and mouth. The phonograph teaches us the truth of that principle. We easily recognize through it the voices of others, but not our own. "One of the most extraordinary edi fices in the world, in an acoustical point of view," writes Sir Mackenzie, "is the Mormon temple of Salt l,ake City. Its form is that of a bee-hive and 14,om people can Is" comfortably seated w ithin Its walls: still from one end of nave to the other you nan literally hear a pin fall. The demonstration of that fact is invariably made by the sextons. "When visitors are present at the services I bey are posted in someplace along the wall. A sexton walks then t, an opposite wall, stops, and drops a pin in his bat. Kvery one hears the infinites imal noise made by the fall of the pin. "Brlgham Young boasted to have re ceived the plan of his temple from Heaven and never to have known any .Vng Shoul acoustics. The truth was that he simply imitated the St. Haul's cupola, so famous for its resounding gallery." Sir Mackonde ends his pamphlet by warning public speakers never to drink any thing but water while delivering an oration. Any other beverage is apt to cause an irritation of the vocal chords, which might bOOOmS diseased in the long run and be the source of much dis comfort. ARNOLD AND STANLEY. The iret Kiplorrr'n IndsbtaaaSM In the I'oet for Help. Sir Kdwin Arnold is not only the great authority on India ami India's religions; be has always licen deeply devoted to geographical science, and it was really owing to his support and efforts that Stanley was enabled to make his great Journey across the Dark Continent and to discover the source of the Congo. After Stanley returned from bis news paper expedition in Africa, where ho had succeeded ln discovering Living stone, he was for a time a kind of white elephant on the newspaper proprietor's hands, and it seemed for a time as if h would have to be sent to the city de partment for duty, While writing his books in London, however, he made tho acquaintance of Kdwin Arnold, then the leading editorial writer of the Daily Telegraph. To him Stanley mentioned his poor prospects on the New York paper for which be had made his Hrst journey, and expressed the hope of lie ingableto pursue his explorations in Africa. The two men then discussed African problems earnestly together, and the result was that Kdwin Arnold spoke to Ievi Lawson. proprietor of the Daily Telegraph, urging him to take up Stanley and Support him on another journey of African exploration, the aim of which was to follow the course of the Lualaba across the continent from the Indian ocean to the Atlantic. Levi LaWSOe was willing to enter into Mr. Arnold's plans for Stanley, but feared the expense would be too great. He therefore paused a telegram to lie sent to New York, asking a newspaper proprietor there if he would share in the exfienscof such a journey of explora tion. The answer was in the affirma tive. Stanley was enabled to make the greatest geographical discovery of the century. Hut it should be placed on record here that, only for Arnold. Stan ley never would have had the oppor tunity of tracing the Congo, and the In terior of Africa would, in all probabil ity, to-day be a blank apace on our maps. Leaden letter. Lady lafter giving him a supperl "Will you saw some wood for me nowT Tramp- "I am very sorry, but I have another engagement' Lady "And what pray, may that br?" Tramp (with grea dignity) "Madam. I am surprised that you abould so far forget yourself aa to inquire into a gentle man's private affairs." Orip. VERY CURIOUS CASES. The Ail Inn d a Drill Taken liilrrnallr DfOS IfeS Hair. The patient was a woman aged seventy-two. who had had snow-white hair for twenty years. For the symptoms of OOmmencIng urzsmla, due to contracted kidm twenty to thirty minims of ex tract of Jaboralidi was preserllied several times dally The drug was taken from October, ls.su. to February, I8tt. During the autumn of iss; tbe eyebrows were becoming darker, and the hair of lbs head became also darker in patches This continued until the patches of hair were quite, dark, contrasting with the natural patches of snow-white hair. The hairdid noi universally change liofore her death. In lss )r, Prentiss had published an other case of kidney disease, pyelo nephritis, treated with pilocarpine. The hair of the patient, a lady, aged twenty five, changed from light blonde to black under t helnflueUCeof the drug. The pilo carpine w as administered bypodSTmiOnl ly lone-sixth of a grain twenty-two times In the course of two months, The dose was then increased. In one month after commencing the treatment the hair changed from a light blonde to a chest nut brown: four months later it was "almost a pun1 black." it is satisfactory to llnd that, eight years afterward, the hair is a dark brown. Dr. Prentiss SSOribeS the phenomenon to the jalnir audi and its active principle, pilocar pine, Cases w here, as the result of tho in fluence of the nervous system, in pain or fright, the hair has changed color, are pathological curiosities. So little is known, however, of the physiological Influence of the nervous system over the growth and nutrition of hair that It is at present quite Impossible to under stand how a drug administered inter nally can alter the color of the hair. It would lie interesting to learn from other practitioners who have used jalsirandl or pilocarpine for an extended perhsl whether any change in the color of the hair has la-en noticed. Therapeutic Qazette, How Turkish Harems Are FIMril. The polygamous Tirkish Keys and Agas. whose hitherto regular supply of Circassian girls from the Caucasus has bten cut off from them since the annex stlon of the province by Itussia. nave re course now to a bold system of capture. They SWOOp down OU an Armenian vil lage, with theii arniedacoytes, and carry off to their harems, by main force, asmanygood looking girls and w emeu as they can lay hands on. This is per mitted to them: ami tbe modus operand! by which the abduction of Armenian girls is rendered legal by the Moslem judges may lie summed up as follows: When the relatives present themselves ln court to claim the abducted victim, the captors are ready w ith a brace of Moslem witnesses lone hundred could be produced if wanted)) w ho declare on oath that the kidnappiHl woman pro nounced in their presence the regular formula of the Moslem faith: "There is AoOod but (lod, and Mohammed is his prophet." The judge thereupon dis misses the case on the ground that the stolen and captured girl has by that pro fession abjured her former faith and embraced Mohammedanism. And the verdict of these upright judges Is not to he set aside. New Keview. A Napoleon In Ills Way. A well-known mad doctor has just died at Vienna, lie had a large prac tice, a groat reputation, and a curious, indeed a unique, experience. Napoleon was the great king-maker of the cent ury. Prof. I desdorff was the great king-dethroner. No other medical man lias had so large all experience. When in IS7U Sultan Mourad V. was to lie de posed and .MhIiiI Aziz set up on the throne the professor was sent for to Constantinople, examined his royal pa tient, and promptly declared him mad. There was no appeal from thai decision. Later on. when Louis II. of Havarla was getting Unusually eccentric, his ministers did not dare take any steps. They sent to Vienna for the professor, who seems to have had no difficulty in pronouncing him mad. nnd the members felt their rCSponslbUlty at an end. Sometimes he would Im sent for to Petersburg. The Romanoil family had failings. And the professor bad to give his verdict. On all these occasions he got great fees. It was easy work. No doctor, not even a mad doctor, could doubt the insanity of the patients. Pall Mall 'iazette. - m On Three Hunilreil a Vear. The Bangor Historical Magazine gives an interesting account of the life of the Bey, Jonathan Fisher, pastor at nine hill. Me., from 17H to lHlli, who suc cessfully overcame obstacles that might well discourage any one. In his youth, while teaching at Dedham at H per month, he continued his studies and helpisl out his salary by making bird cages. Later, when preaching at a salary of '.'iin a year in money and cer tain WOOdi etc., in all amounting to not more than gMO, he brought up a family of seven children, sent his daughter to boarding school, gave one son, Josiah Fisher, of Prit ton. N. J., a liberal education, and saved money enough l; pay the debt contracted while getting his own education. He Invented a shorthand in which he wrote his ser mons, and by using which ho estimated that during his ministerial life he saved three years' time and $70 worth of pa per. m Men and women born at the close ol the eighteenth century did as French people do to-day. They took a warm bath occasionally for eleanlinsss, and they took shower baths when they wen prescribed by the physician for health, and they bathed in summer seas foi pleasure, but they did not wash them selves all OVer every morningo However the new custom look deep root in Kn gland, because one of the signs of class. It w as adopted as one of the habits of a gentleman. Connecticut has a wickedest town It is Monroe, with 1.000 inhabitants, a murder record of ten in Hfty years, and the possession ot tlfly divorced or sepa rated couples. Larking In Appreciation. Old Iinl Hertford used to tell about meeting old Karon James de Koths child i w hom his lordship cordially de tested) in the street one day, almost weeping, and of how the baron, on be ing questioned as to thn cause of his melancholy, naively exclaimed' "You English are such brutal people. I called on Iird X this morning ' (men tioning a cabinet minister) "to make him a present of a splendid miniature set in diamonds, and he threatened to kick me downstairs!" Ban Francisco Ajvouo' I ivhat the Hamortsl Heard and see en a RaUrsed Train. Brakemea on train other day, one at MWh end of car. NerOJ called stations alike, Never called stations. In fact. Tried to. may lie, but missed It Whistle (bricked, front brakeman bsiked In. oared "State Journal! state Journal!" Wondered why town named after DSWS ,himt; must be type of American town. Itear hrakeiiuin looked in: yelled "Walt, soman!" Woman standing up to go out fell into sent like shot. Train slowed op at station: read name over disir -"Natrotia."q Young man gets on at llarrisburg. Hreezy man; two grips, one large, one HMlL Turns seat for himself. Put llgh slick shiny silk hat in rack. Puis imbrella and cane with peacemaker handles in rack. Puts on silk traveling mp, Removei shoes, puts on allegator lllppera, 'Takes off coat; takes loung ing jacket from large rallsei puts on. Takes cigar from bran new case ind sticks it In mouth Isn't in -moklng car, so doQJin'l llghl it; merely advertises fad thai basii. Opens hook) looks tiNi sweet and comfortable for any thing. tieiier.il impression lUlOttg all women in car that youngman s uid 'Traveler from Rovervlllo, Wan ler County, this state. Commercial traveler curling Up (or nap remarks, in low tones, audible from sleeper to onoker "First Trip.'' F.very Issly laughs. Young Oldtravelor, of VVandei Sounty, looks haughty and uncon tented. 'Train jinlls out. Conductor nines along great consternation uiiing Mr. Oldtraver on wrong train arantatogoto Philadelphia this train iow ling along to Pittsburgh Hrst regu lar stop Huntington, llell-rope pulled. Young man scsips his things together lumped out into the yards near Kis'k port. Has company of yard men, freight srakemen and switchmen, while he Iresses. Pleasanl meni much given to light raillery and badinage Know the voting man bad pleasant time with them. Know also be will leave some things home next time ho Ire vela Kvery body young once. Family party gel on at Bellwood, Mother and little boy in one seat: father and little girl in other. Mother warns husband "Now lie sure, don't let Nettle go to sleep." Says he won't. Senile sound aa ol snoring in high key with atmospheric disturbances, aooonv panted by childish snuffles, Father KMind asleep; Nettie sound asleep ill his rms. Mother jabs Isiy viciously two ir three times, as be nods. Finally IrOpS off herself. Ilea I hangs back over icat Hat falls off In my lsp. Hate to put it on floor, Hold it best I know how. blushing painfully, conscious of iwkwardness. Higgling girls in next .eat Know they are laughing at me, hut hate to look around. T'rald cat. Altootia!" Takes two brakcinen to waken family, Woman looks angrily i ud with dark suspicion in glance at me as takes hat from me Evidently wants me to understand she thinks i tisik it off her head w ith intention of keeping it. No difficulty at all in understanding took 'Turns, reproachfully, to husband "Oh, Deorgel After all I said you let Nettie go to sleep! How could you'.'" I seat glen f sympathy toward Ooorge as he passes out. knowing he will get my share of oration. Doesn't seem to mind it. Powerful tired of railway travel. Six lays week on wheels noi travel: busi ness. Boar and rattle, crash and bang never out of bead: jolt and jar. ami jump and swing, with noise thrown In. fairly maddening, No fun. Nice enough one lay, hard work everyday fur live months, llild manager Ibis year, charge 8150 extra for all banquets after lecture. Much harder work to attend banquets than to lecture Maii rides fron six a. m. to TslSp, m talks two hours full day, Banquet no fun. Banquet Business, Same way w ith "Seeing few friends aft er lecture." Much rather see devil. More entertaining) not so fatiguing. Railway going not travel, anyhow, simply transportation! Picks you up in Brooklyn, sets you down in Chicago. That's all. 'Transportation isn't travel ing. Steamboat nice way to travel. Hut rivers don'l go everywhere. Miss heap of Scenery by clinging tO river. Stage, Um, dUBty and rough. Ideal travel, route and mode canal. No reckless speed liel tired of boat, jump off on tow path and walk. Fond of excitement, help isiy drive mules, tireal scheme; more ranals; railroads all freight lines; trans- portatl f pigs and people in great hurry, Canal boat for leisure class and ' h upper suckles." Kver carried Into ef fect hope to have boat named after me. Kobcr J.Burdette,ln Brooklyn Ragle, Mum Is Composed Air. 'The follow ing Is from Justus Liebig, the greatest chemist of the nineteenth century: "Science has ileiiionstruteu that man. the being w hich performs the greatest wonders, is formed of con densed air, or solidified and liquefied gasses: that he lives on condensed ax well as on unoondanied air, and by means of the same agent, moves the heaviest weights with Hie velocity of the wind. Hut the strangest tiarl of the matter Is thai thousands Of these talier eacles formed of condensed air are go Ing on two legs, destroying other forms of condensed air which they may need for fiMsl or clothing, or on account of their power, destroying each oilier In pitched battles, by means of the same materials of which they are composed Chemistry supplies the -learcst proof that, so far as concerns this, the ulti mate and most minute composition and structure, which is beyond the reach of our senses, man Is. to all eppoernnOOO, identical with the ox. or even with the animals lowest In the scale of creation." iiu i.ark of HMIael Kaowlsdge, Kditor of Arkansas Thunderbolt i to Assistantl Cramp, vou used the quota tion in this morning's pepOf! "Vice Is a monster of such frightful mien that, to be bated, you need only to look at If I am almost sure that's wrong. Assistant That's the way I reincmlier it. The words may not he exact, but the Idea is there. Kditor Iseverelyi Cramp, if you ex pect to keep your job you've got to read Lon the Bible! ( hicego Tribune. in. Dual of Travel. If you have Is-en traveling any dis tance on the cars don't wash your fnce in cold w ater the moment you reach a vvaslistuml. If you want to remove all trace of dust end smoke rub your face well with vaseline or cold creiini. and w ipe it otf on a dry towel. The towel after the w iping will show you where the dirt has gone. Then you may wash your face in hot water if you will. There is nothing like hot, rculU hot water for thecoinplexion. ll keeps not only clean, but clear Boston Traveler. BURDETTE'S MUSINQ8. WONDERFUL LUCK. Lost fort nasi Restored riu-ir nwiun in Strang Vay. The paymaster of a railroad company, having its headquarters in Boston, went ml on one occasion with s.lU.OOt) to pay uff Its employee, The money was ear- i ied under bis arm. u rapped up In an old newspaper lie - I at a little wayside eating-house for dinner, and on going aw ay, in a At of absent-minded- in ss. left the money lying on s chair. He had not gone many miles from the place before be missed it. and his dls mey on discovering its loss can well he imagined Almost despairing of re MVeringthe package left in so public a place, be hurried back, and, with trembling voice, asked the woman in charge if she had seen the pareob "There's I bit Of pais'r on the chair be yant." said she: "perhaps that's it," which it proved to lie, and the gentle man returned a happier and a wiser man. A man in the same city lost a roll ot hills amounting to fMu.noo. which also was wrapped up in a newspaper. Ho told a friend of his loss, and the friend made him deport be all the ground he had Is'en over since he had the money. The last place mentioned was the post-office. The night was wet overhead and slushy under foot They visited the post -office, and going tO thn spol where the man bad Is'cn standing they found two or three hits of torn newspaper, It was tho same. Thev looked further and at last found the lost treasure. It had been kicked in turn by every one who came into the office, and when found was un tiisl and completely soaked with water. Ii was all there, however, and thn friends returned to their hotel and Sent MVOfal hours cleaning and drying it. The gentleman was so grateful for tho icnsihlc advice which had saved him from serious loss that he tNik out his friend ami bought htm the handsomest pild watch chain that be could llnd in the city. A still more remarkable Incident Is related of the llnding of 1110,000, lost by M. Pages in the Northern railway sta lion in Paris some ten years ago. Aa me Baeloti a French soldier was walk ing with two comrades through the sta tion, they noticed on the floor a small package wiaps'd in a newspaper. They kicked it along before them for some listance and when Kzelot was getting into the train, going home on short leave, one of his comrades, picking up the package, thrust It Into the canvas forage bag slung at bis side, Beolot go ing on his way without having perceived the little pleasantry. Arriving at Neu illy, w here his parents Uved, Kzelot's mother, emptying the forage bag, dls oovered the bundle, hut. thinking it a roll of old newspapers, put it on the ta ble in the kitchen. There it remained for four or live days, till a married sister, 'ailing in and seeing the package, was moved by an unwonted curiosity. Open ing it she discovered documents repre sent ing 006,000, the loss of which M. Pages had advertised throughout Kurope. Tin! soldier and his parents, however, had not seen the advertisement, and not knowing what else to do, had recourse This fi Pifcis. I munlcatlng with Paris, speedily brought down M Pages, who, gladly paying tho promised reward of 01,000, went off with his oddly-reCOVered treasure, it Would be an interesting supplement to the narrative If we could have a record of the feelings of the soldier who thrust this Unexpected gcust fortune tiMin Baelol when he heard the SOquelof his little joke. Cincinnati Knquirer. SMOKELESS POWDER. The subject HUciiMeil by (leneral llenet. Chief of Ordnance. The subject of smokeless powder for military uses occupies considerable space in the annual report of Hrlgadier deneral llenet. Chief of Ordnance, to tbe Secretary of War. He says: "In the absence of a suitable small arms powder there has been no sub stunt in) progress In the matter of a mall caliber rule beyond what has been heretofore reported, except in tbe nega tive gain resulting ln tho apparent abandonment, or tendency that way, abroad of all powders but the so-called smokeless. 'This change, involving the return to a grained powder, is, If per manent, an appreciable gain for all in economy and efficiency of the product In tbe i manufacture of small-arm cart ridges, and may have been brought alsiut as much from the difficulty of ob taining uniform and satisfactory results in the way of velocities and pressures with the compressed owdors as from thi! more valuable properties of tbe smokeless. No American has yet sub mitted for trial a smokeless powder, and experiment with compressed powders has show n thi! same eccentricity as de veloped abroad tending to destroy confi dence in the tlnal production of a serv- tceabl impressed M)wder-cartrldge. All effort, official or otherwise, to date to obtain a smokeless powder has been tbortive, and American powder-makers and chemists have not yet aw akeniMl to the lucrative opportunity presented to them There Is reason to believe, from an application made to an officer I of the (Ordinance) department more than ten years ago. that smokeless pow- i ders originated, like many other inven tions, In America, only to be brought to j the attention of the world in foreign countries, although in this instance the person. concerned met with encourage ment, of which he did not avail himself. "In view of the present status of the powder question, it is not deemed ex pedient to produce a small caliber rifle for compressed-powder cartridges. Such a rifle, however excelent ln Itself, would be inferior to foreign arms using smoke less powder, and consequently unsatis factory to the army and the country at large It is believed, however, that all the elements entering into the problem, except the SOWde. are ready for use the moment this powder is obtained. "A 0-ealiher rod-bayonet Springfield rifle has lieen made, and a rod-bayonet. 30-calilMr magazine arm Is now In prog- : ress of construction in anticipation of the tlnal acquisition of the much-needed powder, so that no time may be lost In presenting foi trial both single-loading ! and magazine small-caliber rifles." - . Washington Letter. Washing lu Jspsua. V rushing was and still is done in Japan by getting into a boat and let tiisg the garments drag after the boat by a long string, it is an economical halm of traveling Jape to get a large amount of washing thus accomplished ' by a steutulsMtt excursion, and it has given rise to the story that once a year they travel to wash. They have no instinct for laundry work, like the Chinese, nnd think It complete when the soap is in the garment, and will ' not wring it out Halt water washes to their taste just un well aa freak , WasJuuirlon Capital