EUGENE CITY GUARD. I. I.. CAHFBKLU Proprietor EUGENE CITY. OREGON PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. You may iret lcarnln' at school, but sense com nat'ral or not at all. De troit Free I'ress. Tho woman who cut her hair short rarely applies the same process to her speech. Terre Haute Ki press. Kond Motbor "Sa the dvrllng drink!" Vlsitor-"Yos, Indeed, tho little cunning! How much be resembles hla pr-Tlme. A Minneapolis man claim to have Invented a motor which will do all kinds of kitchen work. It is understood to have no cousins. lioston Transcript "Hello, lltlly, said a traveling man, as he hailed a friend, "You've changed your residence." "Yea." Where are you living now?" "I am not living any where. 1 am dying by degrees at Mrs Hashem's boarding bouse." Merchant Traveler. Ten well-known women are going to write on the subject: "Nome Things We Should I)o If We Were Men." One Of tbe things they would do If they were men would le to remove th"lr bats when they go to the theater, or else get eject ed. .Sorrlstowii Herald. Jobklns and bis wife are pouting after a domestic "scene, when their aun Hob ruffles tbo treacherous calm "Mamma, which is the king of the lieasts the poor abused wife casts a withering glance at. her spouse and re piles: "Man. my dear."- Judge. .tones "I hear that your cousin cmuy, wno is sucti a bcuutltul young girl, Is engaged to an ugly old man who Is not very rich." Nuiith -"Well, In one rcspoct he has a decided advant age over hmlly." "In what respect Is that?" "He has a great deal better taste than she has." Texas Slftlngs customer "111 have some more of that brown sugar I bought last week." (Jroccr-"Yoti like It then?" "Yes. and so does the canary." "Why, tbe bird doesn't eat sugar, does he?" "0, no: I use the sugar to spread in the bottom of the cage. Btoh sand Is a little toosharp. you know." The Ameri can. Sweet (llrl -Mother, Mr. Nlccfellow la coming to take me out riding this afternoon, t may go, mayn't I?" .Mother "If he drives up with a span of spirited borses, you may go; but If he comes with that broken down old nag be had last time, you shan't." "Why, mother, I didn't suppose you would ever have uch foolish pride." "My dear, a young man who comes with a pair of spirited horses expts'ls todrlvo with Isilb hands." N. Y. Weekly. Ilaldlioadnd (and very homely) old gentleman, to photographer "Drat uch pictures! Can't you make me look any better than that, after live sittings?" Photographer (thoroughly exasperatedi "I think I can, sir, If you allow me to take the back of your head It hasn't so much oxprnstioii M the other side, but It's a blame sight prettier."- Burlington Free I'resa. News of the Week An English vindicate is trying to Imv Hit- iuoeiu 'limine jTiuuiivai,, hum- , j owned at St I., hi-. L. M. BtfflMT, uieaident of the cotupanv, frankly a hull ted thii when naked. 1I- said that 10 016 time ago he received a letter from a MW York broker, asking if the mine oi a con trolling intrreil could )e Isiiinht and re plied that it probably oonlJ il enough monev were offered! There w some correspondence, and llna'ly the New York broker made an offer of f4 lr share '"r all or a controlling portion of the 4'J0,OOA shares, placing the value of the mine At 118,000,000. Discussing the Alaska seal fisheries MM ofthe stockholders in the A larks sealeries, aid : "The new lease of the seal islands will be made for twenty years. I'arties securing it will have to pay a royalty the government of II more M-r ieit than now, and will he limited to a csP-h of HU.OOO scales per year, instead of 110,000, as under the present lease. Governor Mellette a-iys that Koutl Dakota will he obliged to dose up aone of her institutions. The receipt! of tin Mate will fall so far short f '-vi DM that there is apparently no other all! native. In North Dakota Governor Miller in his message to the legislature estiinah the deficiency for the first year at Dearly fUilUIOII, unit calls attention to tin-i n iterative need and imiMirtai.ee of tl tstrictes economy in all departments; of the new state. Nuhscqufntilcvclopuit-uts show that the governor understood tin h'flciency, and that the outlook is httl Letter than bankruptcy il his advice not followed. The secretary of tbe navy has n loptft a new design lor IDS OAS 01 toe navv takeiffect July 4. It will he applied to Istth II tg and union Jack of the navy, am consists of a rectangular arrangement of lorty-two star. In view of the iierpet ration of various 1.-1 ..! i.. u I oeiuituH crimes 111 .sew i iainpsiiire re- ently, (iovernor i nndcll has just issued a tuts hilnatloli attriliutlligtlu'in to hilluri to enforce the prohihilorv laws, and en ing on nil in nun inn I and other olhfersiiii' law-tiuikiiig citizens to use their hot i forU inward securing their enforcement I he cit'zena' warehouse, containing tsHK.I hales of cotton, turned at Yn."o Miss., together with several freight tars I he fire was the most disastrous i this city during many years. The least will aggr-gate fll.ill.OOil , insurrnco about two-thirds. Mrs. Delia I'arnell, mother of Charles Stuart Tariiell, states Hint she bus n ived only oiie-uuarler ol the toilou n purled to have ls-en presented to her ami Hint when all her obligation ar met there will be hut a small margin left lor tiit nr.- necesHiliei. derailed. Firomtn Ldshton mo. Two sailor, ho were instantly and Engineer Murray serl- k IM. are yet unrccov re I San rrun- .is-o experts ere loosing at uie suii. u vesel with a View rf seeing what can Im) done with her, if am thing Meanwhile tbe Oregon has gone to San Fiiincisco where she wi I lie Uken into the dry d s-k, and be supra-rded by the Siiutu RttO TRIALS OF AUTHORSHIP. Wh it n i n. at.. t stake Oalewlatl on Prostaets nr tin- ivh. There Is by far too prevalent an Im pression that literature Is a bed of roses, w here all s I hears tlnwura. No calcu lation is safe that Is made on prislucts of the peu. I ham known of several In stances where young authors have as Mnod obligations based Uhmi the prob able IttOOOM of their work. Disappoint merit Invariably follows In such cases. In few professions am there so many uncertainties. Because a story la ac cepted this week, Is no guarantee that you will have another accepted next week. Vet, again and again have I heard rising young authors make such a calculation. A young writer r Ives $.V) for an accepted story which has proh lily oost him a week's work. I ic- dlaloly follows the multiplication of fso by 5'J weeks. It apparently never tsvurs to hi in that for weeks, and perhaw months, he will receive only decllna tlons. Literature makes a pns'arloiis foundatliiii for lluauclal caleulatlons. ml It would save much unhapplness and disappointment If this was more generally understood and credltml. As In all callings, success In literature means hard, steady work, plenty of it, ml even then success may not come There are ton, yea twenty and forty failures to every sueoesa. The literari market has never been so full as at the preaetil day. with sharp couiH'tttion at every turn. Never have there been more people with neti In hand striving for a livelllKMHt, each doltig their utmost to outdistance the other. It will be well for .young autliors, too ready to adopt literature as a profession and t.si san f utile of success, to consider and digest some of the disadvantages of authorship swell as the ro.se-eolorml Joys of faint, and praise which are spread upon the canvas oi their lucxpcrloiicisl visions Edward W. Uok, lu Udles' llotue Jour nal. JrlT OsrU . rtonenr. "The first saw-mill ever built In Wis oonsln, sn.l 1 think the first lu the North weal, was built by Jefferson Davis," was the novel historical statement made to mo recently by L M. Weston, ex-mayor of Urate! Kapids. Msoh. Ills sUleunut was louoweu ny inn explanation: "1 The iitimlMT of petsons in New York ami HriMiklyn suHering from Influents II very large, ami coiistanlly im reiiHing While no llistancea of ileal b due directly to inll.ien.a has been reported the D00I her of deaths from imeuiiioiiia has in reused so remarkably as to Indlcatt son oiineclion ht'lwceii tint ciiidcitiii no, ailed inlliieit.i mill iiiit'tntitti.ia There is hanllv a biiniuess house oroQlci own low n whtiae force of clerks luis it, it en shortened more or less by the "Is griisj." The same slate of allairseiiatl in Brooklyn and JereeyOity, The heeltl beards of all three cities claim there is in lancer from tbt epidemic. Secretary Wind. an luis tclcgrnpbed in striictions to the various su'i-lrcssiirers io poy opoa ptooonUtioo chi-cki for in. tercst on the I per cent loan, due Janu ary l, ami on the ivitlc railroad bonds, a anting to nearly $s,(l 0,000. The order also includes OOUpOO bonds. A special from ('tlunibus, O., savs. Isaac B, Hill, of Wusbii.gion, an inn mate friend of Samuel J If iiidsll, reports the latter very low, ami the chances are that he will never resume his seal W the house of represents! iv. THE ACCIDENT BECORD. in n At Dallas, Texas, gas generated mold roady In receive metal (or a 1 .t i siiind csst'ng, and when the metal wits poured in, exploded, burning nine work men, some of them (.itallv, and nearlf itH to such a degree that rccovi'ry is Uncer tain. John Dobbins bad Ins body, le ad ami nock fairly riddled with molten metal ; one ear was burned off John Hughes bail hla clothes burned off bit body and both tyaa tnieii with nil hot metal. (Charles Hurst received two ter rible wound in the back, from which the tleih fell in strips, ami blood OOaod out as his clothing was torn from him. A terrible railway accident rjOOUrTfdoD the Chesapeake fl Ohio road at While Sulphur Sptuig, West Virginia. The killed were: H Kallka. i rant conniv II. D. Edward llrown, (colored); Nation Heath, (colored); f Wilson, Caldwell, Kan. ; Hale Morrison, Ci.arleston, haV gage master; . BsVUsUa, Pfofllt, Va , Newslsiy Thompson, Portsmouth, O ; J. D We!t, llowsnlsville, Va. ; Thomas Karesch, Hlackstone, Kan ; Kidder Kind, Hannilml, Mo , and one other un known. All the killed were in the smok ing car, which was telcscoted by an other car. The accident wai caused by mils spreading mi an embankment where the track has tan built up by earth to the extraordinary height i f 1BQ feet. train was was killetl OUslv .it:?.-1 A terrific explosion of gatl curred in tMo-story brick building al the corner of Ehman, Fields ami Victory street. Ne a Orb-ans, ileinolishing two iniil liugs .in d burning six pi rs'iii! larnealb the tlrhris. Firemen Hntl .olii:emin sue ciedetl in rest ning them without lerious injuries. THE OLD WORLD. The trial of iiinety-on socialis's, ac cused of llongina lo a secret society ami conspiring hi disturb the public paaflt, is ended at Ederteld, (lermany. li-puiiea Hehel, Uriller.ht rg T and Sclxuniacher and forty-four others were aOQlittod. Deputy Ham was convicted nti'l sen teticetl to sia months' imprisonment, A niiriilMtr of citizens were convictetl and sentenced to terms of imprisonment ranging from fututeon tlays to live months. It is stated Hint the latest, illness of the mar wai broogbt on b? the eacitemenl tniised by siiililen extinction of "lectr-c litli's in the Qataebfna palace. There was a vi .lent ruh of bltssl to the lnng, and a consequent twngestioii of tboM organs, Sirah Banhafdl Dami near meeting with a atriooa aeoldonl diring the loitlal iterfor-lance of ''Joan D'Aro"ln I'aris The funeral pi r- BOtd in the play ba tame ignitttl ard lleriihinlt (sinfad Two a I'fie-rhiltcrs were stri.ju.iiy hurnetl. Berlin !tiitistlcs shown great increase in all the maladlfl attendant DpOTI lnfln en.a. Iist week there were .17 tl"atlni from larwigitis, I".' from infjauimstion of the lungs, ami l) from pleurisy. Dabn, the author, is ill at Kreslau Half the Mt!ico at Muveme are aUcete.l There are thousatiils of cases al Slutt gnrt, Aiigshiitg ami Cologne. There is no abatement in the at-verily of the dis ease at Vienna, where there have boen inany deaths from pneumonia. The death of Don Padro'fl wile was unite pathetic. When it Is-came ev Jenl that lite etui was rapidly approai hing, tbe ex-empress was advised to siiiiiuioii her confea or. Altlnuuh in great ag- otiv, she r. . i ".-s, bnl we must nwait the einperor; lit will give in- struutloua." Htf hui vordawttti "I re gret that my children and grandchild ren aro not uroiiiul me that I might bless them for tbe Inst time Ahv, llru.il ! nail I that baanllfoj country! 1 call never return there. PORTLAND MARKET. CBIME AND 0EIMINAL8. At LodlOW, Mass , John Bassellele, a mill band, killetl his wii'n and sta'ibel himself ix tunes and tannot. recover. J.-ahnisy was the cause. He expresses himself aa wed pleased with his work. John A. Taylor ami a mar. named Miller tried hi gain admittance to the house rif John Roach, at Northville, Mich. II.) find at them, kill. ng Taylor. At Kaloma, Indiana, Tykle, a bath- house keeper, I" t an ohl man natnetl .lohii ( lark into a bath tub anil then turned Um gal ou ondar the tank. He DJOnMl buily lafl the rtKim. was invited out to take a drink, and forgot about his customer Tin-old man a powaHM hi extri'ate himself, being a victim to itarslvsis. He was literally li tiled to death, while T)klo was painting the totvu. Al Havana ihotuands if people a VMM bled on the ground nf tltt ("lull Alraen ila'e! to witneaa a firemen's axhibiiio , the object of vhich wa ti raise fnnd ior tin tlr- deoartment A tsrotory wooden bili'.bng hail beOtl ere led, s bit li was to be set on fire Aft" the torch hud been applied end Ihe firemen hstl taken their place' In different parts of the horning structure, il iraadiscov ared th t the water supply prepw d had been tujperad with by a vile mlacroant. Tie- lir.-Hieii were obliged to ec ijs Intn the builtbug tpiickly as po"siitl", some being c mpell'd lo throw themselves from tin) rod. Twenty-two Were in jured, three fatally. Clu e Pong, a MongOhlneaa merchant of New York, a. ' tis'd of sw indli ig a number of Chinese, Jews, etc. OUI of over 2 10,0 1 1 has lie"ii a-rested and held without bail for examimtfl in. H is al !eg. d to have need f irgery and other de vices in bis operations. Fo"g tlittp- peered several win ks ago. Tic police traced lllm to Newark, but found he bad left there before their arrival. Then they found the white woman with whom he had lived in Brooklyn, ami through her traced him to ii Bal in Weal Fif teenth street, where he was arrt ami. The shadow of ihe coming yew Is be couilnir moie plsluly reflected in the gen eral condition of financial affairs, as Indi cated by the deceasing volume o' trade, s dispoidlloii tu d-daj. fresh u;eratloiis of t'i.;...t t.i ee. and pretmratlons for closinu up (he accounta of tbe old )ear; but the ackenlng of business activity 1 not the result of depression, the favorable fe tnres of the situation outweighing tbe muses of dissatisfaction, and lending llbeeiflll asiiec-t to ihe prospects of re Dewed energy when the New Year na dawned. WITH POTATOES. v . i: i i 1. 1 1 .t a i IMrliBsUUTS. Breaking Plow $3 tt-v. Hroath-a-t S-dera 01 1" Minding Twine.. Moerctdls IHc Himllng Wire ... 'r " II c (irnin Drills. 111)0.1(1 1 Mil I low. 1IJ0 ii ll. Dslsirues Mowers Jlperctdis 7-'i " Ketpers , " " WU ' OomstwredeBpra " " l' " DroDpers . " " iso " Steel-lrame self- MndHarreoteei " " I H ulroad Harrows, iron wills ftloi l'cVt Railroad Harrows, wood wills'' M Road Plow. 80'a)t S i it! steel ncraners 'i o 1 1 3 .-I disk harrows f0WI ii Count Aloys Karolyi, former einbasa lortolireat llritnin mid (ieruuuiv, died suddenly while bunting on his estate ut I renliiirg, Hungary. II" lunl been iiunt- ing on noraeback, When fi.uml his neck was broken. It is iinrertain w Intlier he was attacked bv apoplexy ami fell from his horse or whether he wns thrown. Serpa l'into is returning to Europe on pica o( ill health. His dispatches' to 10 Portugese g tvernii t declare that English olli cutis have wri'h ii him their thanks fur bis services in Nvassa hind There is a serious shortage of coal in Bebdom, owing to labor troublea in the uiiniiig rt -gioiis. .Maiiufaetiiriiig uiler- ts ate beginning lo suffer, and even thegoyernrntnl is unable too tain its Usual supply of fuel. The singular spe. Ilicle is likely to be w " m I of the gv rnuieiit of a coal mishit iug country sending abroad for its coal supply. The eightieth annivernnrv of Glad stones birth abaorbed so mnch atten- on, ns to make of it a day of national mambranoa, IVIegrama and lettataof mgratul ilimi and iiliuiriition. inured into Ihtwiir.lf it from not tir.lv all quarters England, but literally from ah txtrti ( the world. All the inemhers of the lailstone (atnily I .inches gathered ! Hawiinleii to meet uinl griiyt their em inent kinsman A well dressed ami apparently wealthy man arrived at Ban Uateo a day or two since, ami rushing into the presence of Father OallagbaU threw himself on bis know, crying: "Have me, aave me; I'm going to die. Evil spirits are after me." rim lather c ilmed bitn ami directed him to a hotel. Tagart appeared again at the evening service ami was very de Voted, At the close be Calmly rone, drew u pen knife and cut his throat three times. He tied in live minUtea without Hp '.iking a word. It is thought Ins mind was alfectt d James V Woodward a poomlnenl busi ness man. died recently at Atlanta, Chi, Wist ward was walking out Marietta street when somebody stepped in from of him, pushed a pistol to his breast and finsl. Woodward walked lii his sister's S tring g uis 1-5 17o Su icy Plow 751s US Walking plows MMB Wag we, all makes UOfJglOO BAeJal, Itlirlaits. 10 In 7 B ir aiis. It in 74 llurlaps, tl-i In. 1H i.nnnlus, 8x4 IB Potato bags, not cash 6M VYooHtn. " Wool a rri, " W'hu it sacus, snot, net e sh Wneat sacks, extra, second. hand OKr KKM reeil. Quatemala, t6v -III VS. I? HI. 25 (ie M iclta. ef Ko, I 0 wta Bleat, a tb Itio, tr tit Salvador, f th ReMted. in iiiis. . a le's Ai i'lsa, ' It) ' ,v D.'n Columbia 1 ll prs CoitaBioa 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 a Hoa- ad Java Boasted Mo ha wool aetera tini A' . -oi- dug to shrinkage Valley. Spring clip. limpQ,ua I.'mptpia, I. mills and fall egeiatile- iFrrxlil. A-paragus, V lh , Means, tf tb Beala, f Hi Cabbage, f lh ij i ' trrots per sk. l H Oarrota, young, (fdoz 15 Celery, v diw 50 Let nice, IfdOl 1' Onions, V ItNllhs . 1 0Ya,l :',) I'titaioes, tf IUOITih .. Ii5al;it) w is SI Ti (a- ;l n v. : i 21 (ut: Mdfl :.". ict'M 20 (ui 2a (ffLN a 1 (qXt lNYolll KXBlfl I902H lo...-. 1 I ALONO THE COAST. be found this fact In some old pamphlets I waaoverhsikltig the other day Davis WS l.leutensut in the t'n I ted States army, aervlng umhw old lath Taylor, whose daughter he afterward rn away with and married. Taylor was In coin mud of Korl Crawford, near l'rlrle du Cbeln. It Iss-ame ms-esaary to build other forU In tbe Northwest Tbe C.ov ernment sent sawmill to Tarlor U prepare the lumber. Davis was sent up the Okdppawa river to Iocau the mill and operate it That was the drat sw mill In what la now one of the greatest lumber sections of tbe counlrv. Ii sounds nueer that Jeff Davis should thus bo entitled to be classed as a pioneer lumberman of tbe Northwest." N Y fmt tlruu(M Hin, to ,,,,,, "Vou re not going UisUy down-tow n uto to-night, are you, Johar "Not very late. Marl. I h.ve to help put man through the thlr.1 .. the lodge. ID come strHghl home soon . it Is over." (Kindly, but flrmly)-"lf you can re peat the password. 'Sle slim slick sap lings.' distinctly when you come home from the lodg,., jonlli Ue ouuW, w ln will admit you. and if you cu t you needn't ring so alarm at the outer door. You'll stay on 'J outoid aii night, my dear." John cam, UoBl8 ewly.l Chloaax Tribune. T'te old Kt. Ignatius church building at San Kranctwxi, used for coniu.ert ial purpoees, was conitletely gntt,s bv tire The lues is estimated at $4t),t tkl ' The third tltsir was otvupied b roomers, three oi whom burned to death. Main gallant reecues were made bv llre:ii n ami policemen from the burning builil ing. A cave of Urge proportion! occurred at Patina, suburb of Wdkestwrre, I'a. Wit le ut warning the surface of Ihe earth settled anil great holes iiresented them selves, eome of them thirty Met deep m. mm s vain.. in- ciiurcti, I lis- ismonnge mid M-veral other buildings wen badlj gggtJgJM Several at re! were tll'tvled. A terrible accident t curred near Van ivuver, B. C. A mrty oi six in a sleigh, returning Irom a social evening on t't Eraser river road, were strut k bv a Ul ing tree wnl lou' persons and th." horses were instantly killed. To uarrv.wlv sa ceped. Tlie three children ol Mrs lams Schop. of Omaha, borne I to tlesth in her dwelling in sight ol lo0 people. Sttine mouths ago Mrs. Schop i bu.lund de orrtod her, and she has eince ls-en oblise.! to support the land v by doing washing While ihe was alaWn! ou this eirnd, the dwelling caught lire. The t bildren were sard 7 year!. 4 veara and o mi it. 1 1 is Theodore tiroes, aged 37, ami his wife, went home from dance at Uurontown, Mich., at 2 o'clock in the mor-ing They t ail both born drinking, and it is supposed carelessly overturned limp The house took Ore. end eleven person! burned to death, tiroes, hie wile, eight children and guest. On the ChrearsMke A Ohio road st Fort Oay, OrveBhrtw county, alr.ighl rrariK i ion. sunn sc. to ie now in I V rl In in I. is wanted at IV. i del. in for Hung among girl astray by haying a Imgtis marriage it" DV perforated rbe girl will soon become a mother. Ud to the time of his departure n few weeki ago, it was tin leratood thai thet bad lne i marsled hv a Instlea of tha peace i t A. iims; bo' recently it was dlaeovrred t ut n- lloenae haa evar been giitnt.' i bi .he oennty ulerk, llr'tlg" n pairs i:r constant', going on over the imuei I acitic bridges I'niss work Is being ipooially pualie at present. I In p.- ar now thtrlv-four miiee in all i f uulon l'a iilc railroad hr tlges weed of Hillltingt in. It is reHrt d by the Spring Valley Water Co , the conipiny that mppdei San PruclaOO with water tlint it luis a supply of water on baud slltlh ient to answer all damanda for three years ti) come. The Capacity of the conipany'a reservoirs is L'l.OiHJ.O rll.OOO galloUl, M it l. initt, the thaatrioal manager, said ukiii his return lo S n franoiaco From aa Oregon and Washington tour: "I was surjiristsl to diOCOVWJ luoh an exhibition of thrill and imltist y in the Norihern towns. They have no idea t stolidity or rest. Ttey' go ahead witb a bu'inaaa vim anunrs tly ?eatern. That is going to lie a great country in a lew yean, depend npoo it, and the population is daily au;uie ting." Work has bogUfl on the Astoria end ol the Astoria A South Coast nta I. Driving ot uies is going ou between TrulUner's mill and Kluney'i oaonorv Two driven are at work, ami au ad.h tional one is to U employeil. The lupetiiilemlent of the rts-ruiting serve e has kwM dins-tisl to forward forty rwmltl lo the department nl the Oolamhia for assigniu-ut to the l'.iu-th and Kourtcenth Infantry Also teli .ol- ore.l re nuts to the IN nth cavalry in tha dsjfaVtaMStt of Anions. I lie who'e auiouiit ol taxes assessed against r..lroad- hi Celt rum for 188U waa 6 4,(44, oi whkb s was for st .te pupos'S ami IS.'IMKM for the counties UurOOgfa Which the ro-.ls run (N the whole i mount but $j.t is debn tpien', Isuitg du from tbo Pttlim m I'ai at e t'ar luusiny. Walter Nciistadt, the hilf-intercst swiinller, convicted a year ago ks swindling an OretM fanner u.m.sl lVker, and eenlent ed to one year's iui priMinmeiit a"d tl icd (9, has beN rv Icascvl by t' e OaJJJorals supreme court on a writ of habeas uirpus. A lew days ago a stranger hailing from 1aejnH siie re.l at Walla Walla, claiming to I mi hunt for a rnnawai de anil child, exhibiting a photograph of the man who .e supposed had uken his wife free) l im. It was soon cia tivered that the photograph was tha ol Methtklist minister going I y the name in noii.i, st tiouiHl ou the Dixie circuit oiithow the ralwlalav ahejaiwoel word, nd with the .lereh, t wife immediately vanmhed. Bond had charge ot the cir cuit named since September an I had hej in ivery wav exemplary and successful house, ii mile or more away sor,. He treated the matter lightly ami thought he would get well, but a re lapse in two d iy brought d Mth. Two telegraph operator! natnetl Am brose and Davis quarrels! and then fought, Divis being badly broiled up alsinl the head by ki. ks and blows. The Degt day they met and Ambrose aliot, instantly killing Davis. Oharlea Sohuelen. aSan .'one nloon keeper, ihot Timothy Kane afew days igo, ami was released on bonds. L iter tha bondaon notified the sheriff thai they surrendered him Officers Called ill (tchuelen's honae for him, and he, sup- positig tin t Kane was dead, shot himself through the heart. Charles w. Pierce, superintendent of lamps ot the Broth Electric Light Com pany, was indicted by the grand jury al ch i TK i ir in nisi hi ( tiler, in can sing the death of Heury Harrs by au electrii r tatoee, sweets, q gi Ka llslu-s, $ Una Bolnach Turnips, sk. POULTKT. ; Chlckena, large young, If doz. Chickens, broilers I I Ihiekuna. old and toM bis I thicks, f do ! Oeese, young, k' do Turkeys, young v in Qrouae ami Pheasants Hi KM II KIM IT ' Applea, Halt anas, is bunch i .eittoas, California, if bv. Lemons, Sicily, C bx, new. Limes, ti owl Quinces, if bx, 1 1 ranges, Rlveraldea 1 1 angea, Seedless URAIS. Hui lev, whole, V ell Corn, ti' lmi Its I its, gotsl, old, i- bushel ( l.its, new, " Kye, f 100 Us, nominal Wheat, Valley, t' 1 II gs Wheat, Eastern Oregon IHA1BV Butter. Iregon lanoy creamery Choice dairy I oiutiioil 24 12 'i 83 3 25 t:t 50 2 .iOrtr:) l :i 5i 7 WKii 50 11 U0g2 110 lb ii LMI 1 00A M DUEL Hon- Ihe Iteieretitl Mr. Iltiwuiuu Downed a llesperatlu. "This seems to he a year of duels," laid Dr. Morrison, of the First Meth odist ChnfCb, "but I notloe there's far more duels than blood. It reminds me of a famous duel fought in Kentucky in IMS. "11111 How-man was a noted preacher who lived m ar Millursburg. He was a typical Ki-ntuckian, tall, angular and muscular. Like Sum Jones, he always Said what he thought. In the midst ot revival meeting a well-known desper ado came Into the church and begun making a disturbance. With eyes flash ing with indignation Uill liowman rose and In a ringing voice publicly re proved the tiesperudo, who at once re tired from the church. "The next morning the desperado lent a challenge to Mow man to tight him t duel, liowman accepted ihechallengn, and there was no four-column newspaper eorrespondence, no railroad trips to sn adjoining State, nothing but two little notes one a challenge and the other an acceptance and then all was ready for the light. The town was terribly ex cited, for such a thing as a preacher lighting a duel had never been heard of before. "Old Bill Boennan being the chal lenged man had the choice of weapons. Ho selected a half bushel of Irish pota toes as big as bis list for each man and tipiilated that his opponent must stand fifteen paces distant and only one potato St a tlin" to be taken from the measure. The town was wild with delight, for every hotly knew that Kill liowman eould throw with his long muscular arms as straight and almost as swift as a rifle could send a bullet singing to ward the target. "The desperado was furious at being thus freshly Insulted and made an in dignant protest against such a fight, but Kill liowman insisted that he was tho challenged man and had a right to choose his own weapons and threatened to denounce the desperado as a coward If he failed to 00HM to time. As there was no way out of tho box but to fight, tho desperado Anally consented to face the preacher, "The light, took placoon the out-skirts of the town. Every body in Millersburg was present to seo tho fun. Tho sec onds arranged the two men in position, by tho shle of each being a half bushel measure filled with large Irish potatoes as hard as a brick. "Kill Bowman threw the first potato. Itstruck his opponent a central shot and flew Into a thousand pieces. A yell of delight went up from tho crowd, which rattled the tiesperudo and his potato flew wide of the tall, bony preacher. "Kill Bowman watched hi9 chance, and every time his opponent stooped for a potato another one hit him in the side. leaving a wet spot on his clothes, and then scattering itself to the four winds of Heaven. Uld Kill hit tho desperado about five times, und then the sixth po tato struck htm in tbo short ribs, knock ing the wind completely out of him, und doubling him upon the grass. "The people were almost crazy with laughter, but Kill Kowman looked oa sober as if he had just finished preach ing a funeral sermon. The desperado was taken home and put to bed. and OAK FLAT'S POSTMASTER. bofo ain't V '-, - w there he. stiiyed for more than a week be 1 u-.u w i , i. . . ... iwid nu reeuereu iroill me OlieOlS OI UtS Irish potato "The old talk about that was tin tl 5tKu7 tm 1 SO 1 (li'iil 2 7 . 4 00 5 Olle., .SI HO (3 1)11 1 511 m w an 1 tgio I 2 tl 224 1 Uejl 18 pnonucB. luel men In Millersburg still celebrated duel, but it means of breaking nn dunlins; In that section." Atlanta Journal. A RUST-RED DADO. shock irom an electric uunp Novembei Pickled, California i Inst. Baste rn fancy creamery I California choice THE NATIONAL CAPITAL. Pronto? 'i nw regalatlom governing recruiting forth- arm) are reported al operating well During the laal thro inoiittis a net iln i f iim haa been made in the itrengtn ol the array, i hough the qUOtt ia still h- i short. All tb re.-ruits present n.; tin ins lyes ar -ti e very lust men The recrultluR officers are enforc ing (ha six day probati inarv period on all Cttecae, Oregon lmi eream Oren m sliims ami old Swi -. Choc e domes: lc V . g Ltnerioa, Or. Cs. Oregon, t' this Baabum, ydux n.oiK. I'orl'nnd patent r tiler, y bbl HaJem patent roller 1) ivtnii intent roller reoruimnhnnl wh.th,.t.. wu. ;-.. imeii, roner .: .. - 1 1 1 tin ti i rv in anils t,on- j Mt-Minnvidc General Vandevar has Introduoad his ' '',,,rll'l,,1,j, pet measure again. It oontemptataa the lormham sppoinlmenl ol a Joint oommlaaion by Bye Hour .ur.Mi o null ine v iiiic.i M iles to tor. nil late measures to bring aboul the closer relations between tins country and Mex ico It haa in direct view reform of ihe customs service nn the border, and abao lute itoppini of the sxteosive amurjlng i ow going nn, including tbe wilv Ohina men. Tb,. Ins.. tana is practically alsil iabed by tbr hill, it is, in brief, a aoheme to annex Lower (Jaldornia. PatOaj umum Heeda. Tiiuothy Oi-ehanl (Jrass I Bed Ti p Blue tirnss. : KiiBlish Rye Qraaa, I Italian K,e lira-". austrwlfain iiyc Qraaa, M squlta -Vllllel I I .... r.. Ml ..M il... S a nitary Proctor, Senator Merrill, Mixed Uw ii tirass and ..titers on M itnd.iv visited the; t'levwr atoeAss Kitthlehem lr..n u,,rks Oompany at BedOlover. Bethlehem, l'a , to inapect tbe plant of White Olover tiiis oomnany. It b:-.s mntnui arith Alarka Uiovai the waruepartmeul amounting to nearly one and one-half nullum dollars for steel lorgings for new guns. Annul .- Congressman Herniann's bills are the following: To provide lOTthl 0OO- t rod ion of a public building in I'ortlan.i. Oregon, which shall contain Ura-proH vaults, and w i. b shall Is- dcsignetl for lheiiseofa.iistiiiiihini.se. To provide (or the porcfaaae oi a aita and the cnn strtieiion of a wharf in Astoria, in Ort g n, ior the use of the lighthouse den irt nn iii. .mixing an appropriation lor the iiiirc)iiisi of a sin. .it,. I rl MeMsUa J atlrstordcr lighthouse at the mouth of I Im"5? the I'.spiide river HiOreg.oi. Making au r t'l; .i(.(.M.(.iiaii in ior me construe lion ot a public lunl. Lug at Balem, Oregon, to Is tor the accommodation ol a poatofflce, the cost ol site ami building not to n ts'isl I liVVuvi Making au tppropri ,ti,in ror tbe conatructluB of a boal railway at the Dtllea and Oalllo (alls, ami at time and Ten Mile rapids on the Co'umbia river, in the stateol Oregon. Makingan appMprisLon for continuation of jetty i-xlciision at BMMtk o Columbia river. ' Alialla MIsasellMeeUi Canary i l'lax Hemp i!.iK California run Bran, y ton . 1 1 . ton. haled. t. rand Barley, f ton. Mill ( hop. r ton i Oil Cake Meal, t' ton Sliorm. ton l.l ii in i; nut 4.il Captain tierge A IVe. of Portland ww pilot tat the Oregon the nigh-she rau mio uie cn .vi. K,.ir new The following ipfMUi 'aHOll have bang mad.' lor Oregon tvtision examining Issirls I)-s f, licarv, Bolaad Pry.v aa t Joseph B Wan. for Medtord, .1 k tvn county; )r. J. f. Bhombrook, K tsc liurg, Doaailaa county; lr. J. Dvwaoi s,svung'e, Ooanjlhj Ctty, Ooos oounty; Dr, II. ivire, Arlbagton, Uillwn enunt . l'r. I. X. CrimwoU. I'ni m. f . , OOnntl ; lr. L X. Wtssls. H 11 g sed 1 L Bet iuim.Uiil.se, PoUteouuty; W f N.iigr, Asblsml; Hr. I'lisil-d-us J. Dun. Joseph, Wallow couutv; IV K. W Van l, ke, Cirnf! IW -liea; knur RO, . II siring So. 2 tei iug N . t ntatJe Clear rouuh. Clear P. 4-;. No. I llo .ring Xo 1 ceiling . . Xj 1 rustic Strppiug. II ow It Astonished an Amcrlcnn Visitor to a Wretched Mhenan Prison. Tho first thing that particularly at tracted my attention after I entered the kamera (of the convict quarters of Al gacbl, Siberia), was a broad bandof dull red Which I'Vti'tiitiiil nnnA lwi JI.m , . .... 1 . . .lie g gyat whitewashed walls, just above tho sleep- 18 'u2n I lnB pianorm. like a spotty dado of iron rust. Noticing that I was looking at it with curiosity, l.ietonant-Colonel Sult stein (warden of the prison) remarked, with a half-huniorous, half-cynical smile, that the prisoner's had been "try ing to paint their wall red." "What is it, any way?" I inquired, and, stepping to one end of the sleeping platform, 1 made a closer examination. Tho dull rod band at once resolved it soU into a multitude of contiguous or overlapping blood stains, with here and there the dried and llattenisl body of a bedbug sti.-king to tho whitewash. I had no further difficulty in guessing the nature ami signiticanco of tho discolor ation. The tortured and sleepless pris oners had been "trying to paint their walls red'" by crushing bedbugs with their hands as high up as they could reach while lying on tho nares. and in this way had so stained the dingy white wash wit. i thelrown blood that at a little distance there seemed to be a dado of Iron rust around the three sides of the kamera whore they slept. How many years this had ls-en going on, how many thousand convicts hud helped to "paint" those -walls red," I do not know; but I had suffered enough in Siberia myself from Vermis fully to understand and appreciate tbe significance of that dull red hand.- George Kenan, in Century. nUwwaheels Pace Vamirrbtit. Quito a familiar figure on the streets is a little old man who wears straw hat that once had a band, but long since parted company with it, and now slouches dou r, . Ha i ..1. 1 m oogui so dBrs :;- -, : - v - - i ids iii no i - i . , u" uiu ui tur'y ittflnOtt mi sTay hair, lie is so round-shouldered M Waiiti io that he appears to be hunchbacked, and ; iM;t2 SO his face i- -overed with straggling grav IS ( s,l W ; whUkers. He earns meager wag.'s as . iHKMt:i, Dollector and Uvea nobody knows where. I'er M. lti Hi 1,1 lnl- poverty-stricken man is a first 12 im cousin of Mrv W. H. Vanderbilt, the 13 HI widow of the millionaire railroad mag- ! Z na:"- f-"' "id Mrs. Vaiui, rbilfs j'K gj i father were htol hers. When in an ex 2ii oi tremity he ap(saled to his rich cousin :2 so for aid. he received a very polite note ti Se from her private sis-retaiy sutlng that 5i ': 1 MrS" VnJ, rnilt nJ o many clli for cuarnv ia.ii i,o w as comtMlled Ul refill.. 20 gjttH 14 lo IS rU M : U 3 ft'i 3 Ri 3 70 3 7o 3 7S 4 ttl 2 in 4 do .1 2S II ou rt i2 i) llAi.i.121 74(0 I) 12 MM 7'W irn 7t .1 !i 7 '. Ill S (a tl 5 u tl 12 it IS loiejmt irt,- itj IStfwl" ii ioi vm s tlL S S ta S( ii (i 4 How He MalntalnaO Hla Position I'bosi v ! 1 1 -r ClrsumsUiQCM. Tbe postmaster of Oak Flat, K , waa sitting od a stump Id front of hit door when a well-dressed stranger came up and asked if that were the post-office. "Yep," the postmaster answered, placing his chin In his hand und squirt, ing n yellow stream at a lizard. "I nm r ipecting a letter and " "Whut's yo' naiueP" " James I len w ood. " "Any kin to old Zeb lienwood that lives down heyaut tho forks" "So." "Samo nnmo." "Yes; but that mnkee no differ. enco." "It moot not to you but it does te me." "How so?" "Wall, ef you nir nny kin to old Zeb you Icnin't git no letter outon this office." "I tell you that I am no kin to him, but oven if 1 wero that should make nn difference.1 "But it do all the same. He pise nod my pup last fall an' that settles it with h;m." "I don't car -any thing about thuL I want to .know if there's lottei bore 'or mo?" "Yus, thar is one: come daj y is tidy. "Let mo have it. plen.se." .Mn mi yon prove mat you no kin to old Zeb. "I toll you that I am no kin to him and I also toll you that it makes no tl defence whether I am or not " I know what you toll me; know that n well as ou do, but you uin t proved nothin' ylt" "I don't have to provo any thing. Yoo don't know who I am." "And I don't koro, nuther." "1 nm a United Status I'oit-ofllce In spector." "That's till right" "I kn iw it is. (Jive me that letter." "Not till you prove what 1 want you to prove." "If you don't give me th.t letter at once I'll havo you removod." "Whai frum?" "From this post-office." "Who'll remove mo?" "Tho Government "rt nil. now, Limine toll Is my post-office. I built myse L But us postmaster you are under the Government." No. I ain't. I ain't under nuthin'. " Are yo' going to givo me that let ter. ' Not till you prove." "What is your numo?" the inspector asked, taking out a note book. "Hose Hicks." "Well, Mr. Hicl.s. I'll seo that you arc rcmov ed." "All right" "And mora than that I'll have you aero-led."' "All right." "I'll teanh you what It is to keep back a loiter." "All rignt." "I'll give you .mo morn chance " "Bettor g mtno two." "No, I won't givo you but one." "Well, I'll shako you the dice for tho other one." "You lire a fool." "All right." "You haven't got the sense of a monkey." "Ain't conipar'd myse'f with you ylt" "If you wore to start out to look for a river you couldn't flud a priDy bnineh." "All right" "You give me thut letter you'll have trouble." "That's me." "Give rao that letter, or PU whale you right here.'' "I'm yo' man." "Do you mean that you'll give me 'he letter or light?" "Hatter fight. 1 reckon, under the sarou mstanoee. " Just about that time the inspector knocked the old follow off the a ump. Ho got up, rubbed himself, ayd said: "You air a putty quick puson. Kf thar's a thing I like it's a man that ain't taay." Ho went into the house and brought out the le'ter Just as tha Inspector was turning away the old fellow said: "Thar's another letter here for you." "Hive it to me." "No. not till you hit me ag'in." The inspector hit him again and he brought tho other letter. Arknnsaiv Traveler. you: This this house now, or ALT. it:,, e Mill-. .IO t. tugs v ton . . . It tin. Iias. i n li round ILh-V. U lh Iwgs, r1 ton v' I it) I some. Milwaukee .News, -A IS oil J? 'A' i dency is more of 11 W The British ebip Durham was burnde st I 'on Costa. The lose on the cargo ii 150,000, The veeeel itelf presented hut lew trat es of having lieen on fire. The hall ami cargo are Insured in English : 'nee. The cargo was insured for t .. 00. but only portion of it has lieen ..li l.sl. new mixed drink la called a "business I race," but ita practical ton- a business suspender Tln re has lieen a hitch in the Chineee transit lionds. The instruments were California'. Itwvelir... t.Kil.i. u v.. ? '"". the rt-i T. , . , ".: " v aiiiornia ut ieyii,in d : : i " c.t i .sn i ing mere is 'v -is"1 iwpie. A' ?aii S-sntar. Aiiunuo vm peopl, vlwieU uw Ci,g lu f. iviujs. leuiin.ling a hear now doubt wh.lhor Windotu will aptimva of th. ie bonds calls for $.00 for each Baltimore American. Heart MWMWr, Rel the hospital reporte. read the m rtusry nporia, read tlie m-iic,il pub licatione , read the daily uewspipers. and learn Ie w wide-spread is heart disease, iow d fficult ot detection it is to n.ost people, how many and bow sudden re the deaths it causes. Tnen read Ir. Tint's Treaties on Hear? Disease, and learn what it ia, what causee it, what diseases it irivee rise to. what its svnip. torn! are. and how it mav he attacked. II you tind VM have heart disease One of the pro.'essors of a Maine college once had a pupil (now grown to be the mayor of u Maine city) who waedeoldodly skeptical and uncom fortably inqiii-itive very often. He was always a-king if a domonstr .tion eou'd not be made in some other way. or if there was not some different method of performing a problem. "Couldn't this bo done by a shorter process? " he inquired one day up in the recitation room. "Very likely." said the mddiy-exusneratod professor. "You know that if you wished lo go down stairs you mi.-ht jump out of the window. That would be the shortest way but perhaps not the best way." Iwiston Journal. All is not joy und sweet content even at the se iside resorU. Here lag note Called from an Eastern paper: ' The saddest summer resort in Maine this week is Higgins' Bcacb, where a dead whale came without any invita tion and occupies altogether oo muck ot the air to suit other summer ls r.or." "A LITTLE NONSENSE." --Jupkins ha purchased donkey for his children. lie calls it "Mr.xwelton." Kcu.e its brays are ltonnie. Puck. "Xow. miss, jump in. please: train poing on." Child--But 1 can't co he-t fore I have kissed mamma." "Jump in. miss: 1 11 see to that?" London Tid-Mtav Dressmaker " And how w'l rm have the costume intij r t SSK maSI . , w vur druflriM for bottle of Dr. Kirn's 1" . , ""- fees yoa elv. Tne tn-vise mav he U.I . "n "cunum mmmlns. I 'ppacauon to Mack Urtg Co.. N Y j they tre all the rge now. "