The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, September 07, 1889, Image 3

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    TREED BY ANEL.EPrlANT.
Da.ii.rat I'llfM of a Hunter In txaruli of
Adventure
Elephunts in a wild stuto are icmark
ably exclusive, so muoh so thm If an
Individual become In a-iy wny hone
leitiily separated from hU own herd he
1 not permitted to join any other. Be
ing compelled to llvo lima by himaell
he develop a ocullarly vicious dlapo
ition. and U commonly known anil
dreaded in India as a "rogue ele
phant" In the "Natural Hurtari of (Vyion"
tliero is a alory h ch illustrates both
Ihe blood-thirsty teniier and the ox
tniordinury intelligence of such aui
malt: Wo liad expected to eomo up with
the brute where it had bam seen half
an hour before, but no sooner had one
of our men. who was walking foremost,
been the animal at n little distance than
he exclaimed: '-Tliera! there: and im
mediately took to his heels, and wo all
followed his example.
The elephant did not so us until we
had run fifteen or twenty paOM from
the spot where wo turned. Then he
gave chase, screaming frightfully as ho
came on.
The Englishman managed to climb a
tree, and the rest of my companions did
tho same. As for myself, 1 could not,
although I made one or two great ef
forts. Kul there was no time to ho lost.
The elephant was running at mo with
li is trunk bent down in a curve toward
tho ground.
At this eritlenl moment Mr. Lindsay
he'.d out his foot to mo, w ith tho holpof
hich an I then the brunches of the
tree, which were three or four feel
abova my head, 1 managed hastily to
scramble up to a limb.
The elephant came directly to the
tree, and attempted to force it down
First ho coiled his triitiK around the
teUl and piii led with all his might, but
with no effect. Then he applied hi
head to tho tree and pushed for several
minutes, but with no bettor result B
then trampled with his foot all tho pro
jecting roots, moving as ho did so sev
eral limes around the tree,
Lastly, failing in all this, and seeing
n pile of timber, which I had lately cut,
short distanco from us. lie removed it
nil. thirty-six pieces, one at a time, to
Die foot of the trco and pilod it up in a
regular business-like manner. Than
placing bis hind feet on tliis pilo he
railed Ihe foro part of his body and
reached out his trunk, hut still he could
not touch us, us we were too fa:- above
him.
At this point the Englishman fired,
and the ball t ok effect somewhere ou
the elephant's head, but did not kill
him. The wound made him only the
moro furious.
The next shot, however, leveled him
to the ground. I brought tho skull of
t le animal to Co umbo, and it is still to
be seen at the house of Mr. Armitage.
ORIGIN OF LANGUAGE.
It It I Hi, iieU . 1 1 Hi. to Ilia Imita
tion of Nn ural SiiiiihIk,
No subject has been moro fertile of
speculation than the origin of language,
and on few perhaps less satisfaction can
be obtained. The Jews positively in
sist that the Hebrew tongue is the
primitive language, and that spoken by
Adam and Eve. The Arabs, however,
dispute Ihe point of antiquity with the
Hebrews. Of all tho languages except
the Hebrew, tho Syriac has had the
greatest number of advocates, especi
ally among the Eastern autho s. Many
maintain that tho lnnguago spoken by
Adam Is lost, and that the Hebrew,
Chaldee and Arabic are only dialeots
of the original tongue, (ioropius pub
lished a work In 1581) to prove that
Dutch was tho language spoken
In Paradise. Andrew Kemp main
tained that Qod spoke to Adam in Swe
dish, Adam answored in Danish, and
Eve spoke French, while the Persian!
believe three languages to have been
spoken in Paradise -Arabic, tho most
persuasive, by tho scr)ent: Persian, the
most poetic, by Adam and Eve; and the
Turkish, the most threatening by the
Angel Gabriel. Erro claims ltasque as
the language spoken by Adam, and oth
ers would make the Polynesian the
primitive language of mankind. leav
ing, however, these startling theories,
wo may sum up the words of Darwin:
"With respect to the origin of articu
late la iguagos, after having read on
the one side the highly interesting
works of Wodjfewood, Farrar and Prof.
Schleicher, tne lectures of the cele
brated Prof. Max Muller on the other
side, I can not doubt that language
.owes its origin to the imitation and
modification, nided by signs tint ges
tures, of natural sounds, voices of
other animals and man's own cries.
.Phrenological Journal.
- "Have you any offspring?" In
quired the severe, long-haired passen
gen. through his nose, of a stranger by
his.itje "Oh, yes,' was the polite reply,
"a ion. ' -Ah, indeed. Does he use
tobacco? ' "Never touches it in any
form." "I'm irlad to hear that. To
bacco is monstrously sinful. Does he in
dulge in spirituous liquors?" "Xcvei
Uumd adrop in his life." ' Excellent. Stat
out at nights?" "No. sir; never tliitV.i
of going out after supper' "I'm ve y
pleased to know this, sir. Your son if
a remarkable young man." "Oh, he -not
a young man. He's a two-months-old
baby." Falstaff.
Lady (to intelligent sa esman in
tjeo'.store) - I wish to purchase a dic
tionary, if you please. Intelligent
Salesman -Yes m. We have Webster ?
and Worcester s, ma'am. Which will
you take? Iuly (desirous of obtaining
the most complete and authoritative) -What
la the difference between them,
may I ask? Intelligent Saloman '
tv easte
a r ,,,
-Praise, to mean any thing at all.
must be spontaneous and prompted by
real approval of character or ad n "ra
tion of excelenc: otherwise it is t
futile as a bubble that floats a inomtnt
in the air and is gone forever. -Oooe
s Week.
experiments bv the New Tor.:
D try I'omm saion .bow that oleomar
garine will not dissolve and digest m
the human stomach in its natural anu
ordinary temperature, and it i. there
lore, an" unprofitable sub.uu.ee as food
SMOOTH-FACED DfJDES
UlsM IVbta . ,. T
r. t,d to n Myir,
H Is becoming fashionable for men
n y iui .. il : i
f . "'m" nd tfo around
- ii ii minium ri a
I'hU Rnuli.u
Umilaril I it, "r-r"- par-i
n J ', men who Have
ru.-e.t l-"'-eroppod pointed
beards and mustaches as long as the
Mnta of their beards, h U ,,ot ,,'
..ucieu me D,.,t of form
for these
youug men to he seen in a
public bar-
uer shop. Of
course to h,.v.i it,.t.
'axes cousinly ,moolh lh
have themselves or get ,haved some
where, but there is beginning to be a
prejudice against sitting in a line iu a
public barbe shop, iust , th
been for some time past against sitting
,...,.- uooiDiuctt stands at the
street corners. A man must have his
hoes shined. unless he wears patent
leather or russet shoes, and eveu then
they need Bome looking after, but he
expected to have the work done
In some place where he will not be
seon during the process.
This recent whim against appearing
In the public barber sh MIS will n.it
hurl Iho Lwl I .
" ooiorr auops any more than
the prejudice against public bootblack '
stands among the same class of men
has seriously injured the business ol
tne bootblacks. The class of men who
pay attention to all these things is not
so large as to hurt the trade of more
than a dozen places.
The theory of it U that a man is
shaved by his valet and that every
man who can afford to be sufficiently
good form to pay attention to all these
things has enough money or credit to
have a valot; or, if he has not a valet,
to make a bluff at it On the same
assumption that his man looks after his
clothes and shoes Is the other assump
tion that his man also shaves him. No
fashionable young man would bo seen
taking his clothes to his tailor's to be
pressed, and though most of them who ;
have the creases iu their trousers fre-!
quently renewed get the work done at !
their tailor's, they make a pretense of '
daring it done by their man, and to
the other duties of this man, in many
cases a supposititious being, is added
the care of his master's face.
This fashion of the smooth-shaven
face is said to have come from the
actors. Just as actressos influence the
styles of dress of women, actors have
been to a less extent influencing the I
apparel and appearance of a certain
class of men. The way of wearing the
hair which was prevalent a year or
two ago was begun by actors. Almost j
all actors have smooth faces, especially i
almost all the actors who poBe on the
stage and who attract audiences of
women to admire them.
The fashion of having a smooth face!
Is just coming in, and it has not yet
been taken up to a great extent A
man may sacrifice his beard, but if he
has a bad mouth or a face which would
be harsh in outline without the curves
of his mustache to change it, he will
not abandon hU present advantages
quickly. N. Y. Sun.
WILLIE WINTER'S WIT.
U Was Forcottrn Once, urn forget fulfie
Is an Kicu.atila fault.
Willie Winter is one of the wits of
the New York press, says Marshall P.
Wilder in his new book. He is a very
salemn-looking fellow, and I have heard
that he confines his humorous exuber
ance to the columns of the newspaper
on whose staff he has been a valuable
contributor for a good raauv years, but
the only time I ever heard him speak
in public he was quite equal to the
occasion. It was a dinner at which
General Sherman presided. My name
was on the list, but perhaps the Gen
eral had mislaid his glasses, for in
stead of calling for Wildet he named
Winter. Winter, who had seen the
list himself, arose and remarked grave
ly: "I had found myself almost en
tirely forgotten here, but General
Sherman, who never yet disappointed
any expectations which were made ol
him, looked for me in the person of my
esteemed friend, Marshall Wilder. 1
was not in the least disappointed. It
reminded me of an old yam about a
negro preacher who used to oou a
Bible at random when he went into the
pulpit, and one day he stumbled on a
chapter which is the terror of young
people who attempt to commit the
Bible to memory, and read as follows:
Aid unto Enoch was born lrad, and
Irad forgot Mchujael, and Mehujael
forgot Methusael.and Methusael forgot
Lamcch. and Umech took unto him
two wives and forgot Jabal. Now, my
beloved bruddern, dis text am meant
m.lmw von lirstlv dat dem old patri-,
archs dey was mighty forgitfuL' Never
mind about the rest"
mmm
How to Keepjrh.irtft Moving.
All progress is motion, but not all ,
motion is progress. In any enterprise,
spiritual or worldly, thoseeager spirits
whose only concern is to "keep things ,
moving
progress,
are not aiwyi kuiuot
Activity in a work is ever i
nissnrv. but never
sufficient.
"Things' must be kept moving." but it
is essential to success that tne motion
be toward a right point, ana on a ngn
track. There are retrograde motions.
and backwaru moves. ..u ""-y-"" t
pushes. In keeping things moving, iv . . hjm , )8V(.
Is of the utmost importance that fatal never Lim Bince.'"
moves be avoided. The first way that
opens itself to view may be the worst I farming tends to cultivate Inde
way on which to move. 'Ihe shortest penjence of character. The farmer I
cut across may prove to be the longest hUt0W master more largely than most
wav around. The slow ana circunou. i
.i - I nn
approach may be the only approach on
which real progress is possible. VV e
can not afford, for the sake of indulg
ing our feverish eagerness to keep
hings moving, to rush on regard ess
3 warning voices that protest
acalaat our- too nasty cuunc --
ration iu which our energies snail oe
Mrcied. S. S- m
.Mrs. Harrison recently said to a
friend: "It may 1 that after a time I
shall get used to the unpleasant feature-
of my present position, but ju.t
now I am not in a contented frame of
. , t j til.- lh. Whit Hniiae
""a resident 7i .ha publicity '
to our home life, and I :
regret that I am obliged to see H lit
tie of mv husband. Is it not absurd
that m 'ft her and the babies should
be gossiped about all over the coun
try? My husband is President, but
that i. do reason why the reel of us
boald be made public characters-"
GARDENS IN Ju'fJr.A.
The Clayed No Cmiafdi-anu I'art In Royal
anil I i. - i , iii..
We may DM elude that while gardens
were know n and uri.d in JihIhh thov
bImuJ 1. l . i
pm, nu ai.en conspicuous pari in
royal and prleniy life as they did Iu
must Oriental countries, while tin
private citizen, usually devoted to agri
culture and devoid of wealth, rarely,
if ever, created them on an extensive
scale. Moreover, we can divine that
the royal gardens tliems.-lws were
primarily places for the propagation
of fruit trees and other useful plants.
Even the oetii-al Imagery of the Bible
reveals this fact, speaking much moro
of fruits, sweet-smelling herbs and
serVieable trees than of plants prized
for their beauty or for Ihe luxury ol
the shade they gave. Flowers were
not required in religious ceremonials,
hut incense was, and odoriferous herbs
are constantly referred to iu the S-rip-tures.
sometimes as very precious
things. A balsam garden" at Jerichi
was important enough to be noticed
by Slraho, but in reading authors o
his time we must not foriret the irrcat
a .
innuencc winch lireek and Koaiai.
OOBquesI had tlicn bad UDOfl tin
world, Of course llowers can not
have been neglected in Juden -their
is no civilied time or couutry when
this has Ih'cii lha ease. Hut their roh
was private, not public; and plants an
only mentioned iu connection with tin
temple in those simulated forms ol
pomegranates, palms and "llowers ol
Slies." which entered into tho earvei
decoration. So teamed and eater
prising a King as Solomon may wel
have tilled his gardens with exotics ol
tained from his constant helpers, tin
traveling and trading Phivnicians, and
the mention of planting "strange
slips," in Isaiah, xvii., seems loin
dicate that they were especially valued.
Tho Leritloal law against the propa
Ration of
ever, hav
mixed spiH'iea must, how
(tOOd ill the wav of such
Irticulhirul operations as have en
rtrhed the garden flora of modern pats.
pies. The Jews had a eculiurly keen
sense for the beauty and grandeur ol
natural scenery and of wild-growing
forms of vegetation. Why, then, were
their gardens less numerous and im
portant than tlioe of other Orienta'
nations? Partly, as 1 have said be
cause of their relative poverty and
simple ways of life, but partly beoaute,
while tho Egvnliaus. for example.
Were artists by nature.the Hebrews were
nojt. The same difference, which shows
ill the history of gardening shows iu
that of other forms of art. Art of every
kind was vitally essential to the
religious ceremonials of Egypt, hut It
played a minor part in Judca, ami in
ninny of Ite development! was abso
lutelv outlawed. It was proscribed as
a spiing of spiritual danger. But It
would hardly have been proscribed for
this or any other reason among a peo
ple endowed by nature with a strongly
artistic temperament, The Jews ware
a highly imaginative race but their
imagination concerned itself most of
all with initial and spiritual things,
least of all with the things of art.
Garden anil Forest.
REMARKABLE MEMORY.
An.rtliite. of General i Kelatetl liy
ir. rleerga w. imm.
Mr. George W. t'lillds, iu his recol
lections of General Grant in Lippiu
cott, relates the following incidents il
lustrative of the General's extruor
dinary memory for faces and names:
"They came to my house and we
walked across the lawn to the Gen
eral's. He sat on the piazza and could
not stand alone, but was on hip
crutches, and was presented to even
one of them, shaking hands witli each
one. He would say to one gentleman:
How are you. professor? 1 met you
In Liverpool;' and to another. -Why.
how are you? I met you in London;
and 'I am glad to see you; I met you in
Manchester.' So he recognized each
of these visitors as soon as he laid eyes
on them, and Ihey said to mo after
ward. 'Why. 1 only met him casual h
once with a party of people.'
"This power of recognition was re
markable. I asked him afterward
whether he had lost tho power. He
answered: 'No. 1 have not lost tin
power. If 1 fix my mind on a pereoh I
never forget him; but I see so many
that I don't always do it' I can illus
trute an instance of his memory ol
persons. During one ol tho times he
was staying with mo in Philadelphia
we were walking down Chestnut trcel
together, and in front of a large jewel-
era eslanilsnment a uioy came mien
. I.,. . i i & . i
the store and was entering her car-
rftge. General Grant walked up to
her. shook hands with her and put hei
in the carriage. 'General, did you know
,) ,le rt,pii,.(1: .
know her.' 'Where did you see her?
'Well, I saw her a good many years
ago out In Ohio at a boarding school,
She was one of the girls there.' 'Did
jm no.. . -u.
said. 'No.' The lady was the daughter
of a verv prominent Ohio man, Judgi
Jewett, and the next time she saw me
she said: "I suppose you told General
Grant who I was.' I said 1 did not.
Why, that Is very remarkable.' she
answered, in a surprised tone; 'I wa-
... .. ... two r thn.t. hundred girls
other classes or men. lie nas not locaiet
. .. . . . , Ull- .a 1.
to f wnims oi inc . 1 " . nu
susceptible of demonstration thattheae
things favor health and longevity. -American
Agriculturist
"Better late than never" Is hardly
a suitable motUi for the man who travels
mu(.h by
Mm. r.
man should
alone. Yes:
respone cm
. ne-ier Wilcox says a
propose with the eyes
and then the wmnnn in
use her noea. Yonker-
Statesman.
A hen always begins to wipe her
feet when she goes into a newly-made
"o-er bed. A, lea., she see,
o 'on. to be wiping her feet
seems by ber
Sonier
rille Journal.
O Kafferty thinks that much of
th.- destitution in Ireland Is due to the
poverty-stricken condition of the
people. This is worth considering
Test. Sifting.
A SYMPATHETIC JURY.
It Kelmburaea a l it ram for tlie Lo.i ol
a Valualile rooih.
A case was recently tried In one of
the Boston courts which Involved a
peculiar stale of facts. It was an
action of tort agnlnsi the keeper of a
restaurant to recover damages for per
sonal injuries and the loss of a tooth.
It appealed In evidence that tho plaint
iff, a man of high social standing in
Boston, and ou t who thinks a grout
deal of his paraOnal appearance, went
into the defendant's restaurant to gel a
lunch. Among other things he or
dered some lettuce. Being somewhat
of a nervous temperament and being
iu haste to make a train, he ate rapid
ly. VYhlla eating the lettuoa a pro ml-
uentt-Mith struck a largo-sized gravel
itOM and was badly broken. The res
taurant keeper refusing to make any
satisfactory adjustment of the mailer,
the Injui-ed party brought suit to re
cover damages for the alleged negli
gence and carelessness of the defend
tat and his servants to wash and clean
the lettuce properly. The court, on
'he plaintiff's testimony, ruled lb it the
case was a proper one for the jury.
The expert testimony as to the value
of a tooth apart from the physical and
mental suffering of tho plaint itf. was
conflicting, it being a novel mid par
Dialing subject lu which to tlx the
meusare of damages. The plaintiff
claimed that the lost tooth wus of a
particular value to him. ImiIIi as to tisn
and looks, and that ho would not have
lost it for .'.(). The jury was of tho
opinion that tho defendant should he
more careful, and gave the plaintiff a
substantial verdict, a sum sufficient
to buy an entire (also lot- ChtoagO
Journal.
The Burro and the Bull-Dog.
A burro and a bull-dog had a tight
recently in lYesno, Cal. Burro Is Cali
fornia for donkey. The burro waa
browsing on cockle burs by the road
side when the bull-dog trotted along,
stopped, and w ithout a growl, sei.ed
the donkey by the shank bone of the
of! hind leg. The burro kicked ami
kicked, and then he tried to reach tlm
dog with his mouth, but unavulliiigly.
Then the burro laid down on his hack
and brought its hind logs forward to
wards Its head He shut his jaws on
tho dog's back and slowly straightened
out. The dog without flinching kepi
his grip on the shank bone. But the
donkey had just as much grit, and
kept on straightening out. though the
strain was causing tho flesh and muscle-,
to be terribly lacerated. The dog
let go Brj& The burro kept its hold
on the dogs hack, and in u second was
on its feet, with the dog dangling from
its mouth, The burro's leg w us ter
ribly lacerated, but lie did not seem to
mind. He limped across the road,
and, deliberately pausing several times
to rest, rubbed the dog buck and forth
over the harked w ire fence until it was
killed. The dog did not howl from the
beginning to tho end. Cor. Chicago
Journal.
The Latest Agiriculturo News.--1
Jack (excitedly)-"Mamma, you know
that lemon-pip I planted last year that
cam' up a pea-vine? Well, it's got
string beans ou it!"- Life,
Flattu "I see that the Knglish
are buying up all our lager beer brew
eries. I wonder how they will earrv
tho beer ncross the water?" Sharp
"O, in schooners, I suppose" N. Y.
Tribune.
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! Borrowing l tbt easier and the death of
every man ettate.
The Heal Teailmanlal
i ft tiliMttst for sni LIimhI intsllrlne la the
I pnmM itunmatrr nl the iiimiiifarturers ol lir
. Plrree'ii lleloVn Mistical lUVorerv, which r
) maf lliat wnliitcrflll nu .in it.. In hctlrflt or cure
'- ! I- which It It re-
roinincnilisl, or money nalil for It trill he re
Quart. II run all illnaxi arlaltni (mm torpid
1 1 i r ll.l Impure hhaat ami Ihcir names are
(..rum All sln. Scalpel-.! si-rnfiilouaatn-ctietia,
Kraatloat, Son-a .ml sarllluea. Salt ilmnm.
Teller. Krialia-laa and kindred dlaeaart, are
ainmn: tin fn which the "Plernvrry" elAt-ted
mnrvi imia cures.
W hen i
Ki tiicdy
verytlilng el.-falls, Dr Sage'i Catarrh
urea, sltvnta, li dragglaia
Me la a fool thai luataca hlmaclf. and lies
inadmati thai -a-aka lit of lilniM-tf
t iilivn Ml Ml I , I ) I II I, j .
To ths KniToa -flaaM Inform yoar reader,
that I have a poaltlTc renutty for the above
iiamc.1 itlaeaac. By Its timely ate tho.aauda
of hoitelcu case, have Ivrn la'rnianciitly eared
I shall la' glad to M-itd two hottle. of my reme
dy rats to any of yonr reader, who have eoa
aumrtlen if Ihey will send me their lipreaa
and noatofflcf addreM. Kesrss'tfalljr,
T. A. SLOl UM. M I'.. Ill Pearl at., New York
The rich- .1 roan, whatever his lot, Is he who's
content u llh what he has got.
What In the world lathe tiae of salting
around walling forsoineth ng to turn up.
You mUtht Jual na well sit down in the
mead w and wait fur the row to come up
tube nillkc I. l et up and shal e yourself
and maks up you mlad to turn up some
thing, If foa have nothing dellnite In
Mm i mind, then will! to II. K. Johnson &
Co.. Kieliiuond, Va., and thaj will tell you
a tiling of two that will niaVe you jump
krjoy.
A altpiif the loot may mhiii la recovered, hut
that of the toagas s-r!iatis never.
A soap that la aofl la fvll of tmcr, halt
or twolhliils lla neulu probalily. thus
vou iay seven or eight cents p r pound
for wat r. Ihihhlu.' Klertric Stiap la all
soap and no adttlteratlf.n, therefore the
chrapfit and (assf. '' y IkMins'
lllaUH ImImII 1.1,1 lkH -I,., 1, 1. 1. 1 MM.lf.ltl
unite so ball as thyself.
Ask your drug list for "Tansill's I'unrh."
ai
Throat Ulaeaeve pMsawace wtta aioiutb,
Cold or Sort' Throat. "H ftiuu. nui.' Tm-
cVa."iive Imimsliate relief. Muld only la Isimi
I'rlee, Jf rents.
Tav.OssuiBi for kreAkraat
HO LEW
EDbv
PERRY DM IS'
PAINKILLER
ItksdiultmtimifirDtaii
For bm.liira pursnlla at the Ktsllniitl nualucaa
Colleae. I'otll.ud. oreaon. or al Ihe Capital llua
Inras College, nolriu, Oregon IMh school, are
tin. I. t tin tiuituiKi nu tit nl A P Allilalrotig. have
Mine couise of at utile, .ml same ralra ol I nil n m
I. ii-1 net-, fc.iorthun.la
Tyx writing, I'l ntuauahlp .ml Knglish Depart
mcnta. ISiv ami eveiiimr M-aaions. htlKleittaail
milted at iiiiv lime. Korloltit Culaluguc. .dtlici
rartland Is.lsra. Illra. At) fsfllAl l.al.m Ml...
rortlandi Oregon vn H.lem, oregtan
Hauti.ii Ii vou nave an Old Hore that needs
healing, aud that other remedies, hare failed to
heal or a hri-akln. out or Itcbltia of the st all.
or body; or a Boll, Burn, Cat, or any ailment foi
which a Halve l suitable, nay a cent ikh or
tic t lean Halve, which II, Warranted to
Cure when everything elae fall.. If not kepi ni
our druggist send Bi cent la stamp, to J. t
liairrr. Agt.. Astoria. Or., and recite boi
by mall.
ORDER BY MAIL.
One Do sen Assorted Handkerchiefs ai
60c. 76c., Si 00 or $1.60. puataae
paid for Han, LawJlea and Oblldr o.
Order anything an I everrthlug you want to
use. In wear, to i-alorto.iimaeyonrwlfor other,
nd II ,.111 l,e fiiriiiaticd at loweat nrlce. Or
der a sample copy of the ftiiaeffrrle.eonl.lnlng
irlce llat or over :i,oai anieies liwa-at iu a
and It will I. acnt vou free of cost Order a lew
samples ol dry goods to compare price ami ual
Ity wlUi orders. Orpcr at our. It will pay roe.
Addreas,
SMITHS CASH STORE
418 FRONT STREET,
NA1 LVHANI IM'll I I, I M II I
NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.
FOUNDRY
ESTBLISHED AT PORTLAND
sr
PALMER & REY.
(RAMps
MORBUS
Idlraeaw la a lianceroaa l aiiii
In the kldnera When inactive they H-.-dllv
fall Into dlareiialr. Those oballna'e and fatal
maladies. Hrlglu s dlat aae aud illahetea, epaus
with lerrlhle ct-ilaiuty iiau Ihe Inaction of lh.
itrgauaanVrted fatal rh of Ibehlailder.euiinals.
gravel ami straugurv are also to la- .iirehciidci(
from a pattlal iaralyals of ihe hlad.h r. of whlrh
weakness and sluggishness are Hie cause. Hos
teller's Stomach lllitera It . fine tonic and pru
molerol actlvllv foi Hit- renal organs, ami one
which ran la? relied upon to arTord them the re
qalalte atlmiilua without eicllliig llieiu -an
eftVt to lie fcareil from the immcdlcatcd alio
hollc eicltaul of commerce A further ballad
cent effect of the Hilt, is, by renewing activity,
of Ihe kldueya. Is lot mule Ibem to drain from
the bliss! In IU passage lhmin them. Impuri
ties productive of rhdonaliam ami drti.ay. .
Ncrvouancaa. fever and agi.c. constipation and
dyspepsia are eoiiu,uricd h ihe Hitters.
- a
Ureal talkers are like leaky pllclnrs ever)
llilug ru. s out of ihein.
now i sunt hi i. hi:.
I was taken tick while at the dinner table
with terrible itlatrcaa iu mv stomach. Before'
this I hail la-en heart! ami strong. Kor fourteen
days I kept getting worse, despite the efforts of
two doctors. I loal forly i-mnda. and was sails
tied that I could live bin a few dava. Mv Iron
hie was Stomaeh ami l.lier Couiplsliil, 'result
lug In an attack of Mll.ni. colic. At this time
I saw Dr. D.ld KcnuclCs laiorltc Raaafdv.of
Koiidoiit. N v aaVStdaMi and sent tor a'tsit
tie. I also tu nt for no phi liejaa, and told him
dial I a going lo trv the Kaiorllc RMBfd
He oamlneil It ami lold M ta MS II llins- da)
and let It I ti kuon the result, hi the three daia
I walked four mile.. Mr. Kt-uticdCa Kavorl'lc
Keinisly has sated my llfe.-W.S Bluer. Slate
Ullla, Koa. Co., Ohio.
Da. KKNNgnv'a Ktvoairs Kshkiiy, made al
Itoundout, N Y l:Sfor.
Semi forlssik.how to cure Kidney, l iver and
HIimmI tllsonlcra.
II Is a gixsl thing o la able lo let go the lea
for the sake of the gn a'cr.
MI'MK 01 KK IUM ni ls
Sure cure for blind, lilicdlnn and Itching Pile,
line Ink has cured the woral eats, of ten veara'
stain! lug No one need slirn r ten minutes' after
H. lug Kirk's Qanaaa Pile ointment. II absorb
tamors, allay, the Itching, acta as a poultice.
(I vc relief. Dr Kirk's iieruiau I'lle oiuimciti
I. pr. .at.. only for I'llca and Itching of the
private parta, and iiotlilng else. K.vetv box Is
aii laaiad
Sold by Druggtata and acnt by mall on receipt
of price, ll.W ft bos I, J Mack ,l to, Wlo.lc
salc Agents, san Kraut-lsco.
rtannt; BuidasM Onaiu. karid taMrui
akioA ol BVaM Mails and Book. Bi
at Ursa.
I .Lit .1,1 ,
MATTHlAfl (IkVAV
ox, r
'ii Plao'. nemedy ftir Catarrh Is tba I
H ttrat, Kaaleat lo tae. ami I1ieaatat.
Hold by ilniiuttala or tu-tit to mull.
.Wu I. T. Iliucllllie, Warreu, l"u.
I prsaa-rlbe .nd hilly at
done lllg (. a. lb. oal)
speclflr furllirceit.lncurt
of llila dlaeue.
O.H.INilltAIIAU.M D
Aui.lerd.ni, N. Y
W. ha., wild Rig (J fni
many yr.r. and .1 has
r:lven in. I. sal ul sails
ftrllnn
B. K. DVCHKICO.,
Chicago, ill
I.Oe. lold by Druggist.
I CURE FITS!
I do no ama manlj ftoafcop lami for Um mil
than lift ' Ui. in Ti ttiiti tyfnln 1 bimo rawlloavl mini
I ha tutvW Ui tUhMM uf rm. iriLarY itrrALL
li nH'M m hi ft llfii toiu; atuiljr 1 HMil hit riTtiiil.
to our thai worrt qui. lltitmuM Dlhtm hi. t iiltx4 lr
do nwauii for not u nmlrtnM a ctut Hrnul at onor
lor trvattlaet ftiut ft frw UHU0 of ilii lufftlliMv rvnirli
Ulr Kipnw uul I'.-tortltv
H U WUrT M U IIUI Vftrl HI.. New York.
$160 PER MONTH
AikI 1'aprnurn to ropn'MMit the
Pncilli Land mid IdOnii Vo.
Iu thlRrounty. Btut of riWtMMI nsHlrM. Aj '
ply at Hoiiii Offlrf.
riood RHiifiim who IimiHh, CMl
J. H. H.k Mi. iin -l noil Anniirr.
A1! WaiihlUKtoD t., rortlmol. O. I'm kni; " -
mall or fiprvM iiminptly attrinliil to.
V P V II In ase -H F. i ". 7H
I
aBt .. i
f I TO I litT. V
iBsu!taw
B ari.ai.tria.
UUihtxiCUaUalOa
jKNCJ I IX ION AiM) IJOlIailCltN
.1 1 JNT jRTOKIVBI.
A CAR
"Excelsior" Bngines
CompleU) with all altacliini'iits reudy to run.
FROM 4 TO 10 HORSE POWER.
We guar inteit th "Kxinlaior"
factured of tho la-at inatorial, and
Oftl rig in the market. It only costs
to run them.
I'artios needing a first-class rig at first cost, cannot do lietter UtU
U) address ua. Parties unknown to us will please furnish references.
Address
PlVIVIlOlt Ac REY,
DEALERS IN ENCINES. BOILERS, ETC PORTLAND, ORECOM
mm mi
REMEDY Th Great Cure ' REMEDY
tat cnui ttfiS
atstrV'tw FOR
SlNDIGESTIONfe
I aU constipation.
A Regulator of
CRDEI
A HPKriKIt' KOR
Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Salt Rheum, Neuralgia,
And all other blood and Skin Disease.
REMEOY
It b it nitivei cun- fur nil tliosm I'ainlul, I K-litit'
( .iin.l.iiiii - .uui romplii-ulol In.nltli'H iiml W.'iiknHie
cotnmoti anion:: "ir Wivra, MuiIktm and luuk!lit.'ri.
Tln effect in iintmiliatit and lutinK. Two or tliie
duwiH t.f Ir. PartlaVa Ham&j taken dail ke'ti
tin. I.ltaal mnl. -I,, liver and kidnt'VM ui-tive. and will en
wSefs
REMEDY
tBJ?i
tirely eradieatu fmni the
Salt Itheiim, or any oilier form of Miaal ilna'ae.
No medirine ever inlnarliaixl in thin eountry Iium mat
with such n-mly wilo, nor fjaafl hih Ii tiniverHul Kut.nfiM-tion
whenever n-nl ua that of Or. PftldekVli IU-iimhI) .
Tlim rctnwly liaa ln nnel in the horiiitala tliron,'hont
the old world for the taud, twenty-live years, a a siai-ilir
for the aba diaraaes, and it lius ami will eure when all
iher - all"l n-inedtBi la'i.
Hs?nd for jeimiihlet U te stimoniaU from tlioae who liaTO
neen mnd by iln hf. Drtujgnat sell it at fl.OO lrr
lauttle. Try it and m enviacssi.
mai in'i'iii' ar
ElIfllD
tsu'J Pardee Medicine Compahy, Rochester, N, Y.
1
HU RE
IU suportor rioalMaio. prut Mi In di1IM.hu of nomas far
uore than . sMIMI ol . otnlury. II la tuasl by tba
United sulea llortranaot bsdiawd ng aba baadt .at
he Ureal l ult.r. ilea sa lb Striing-at, I'unsludaKal
'leallbftll Dr I'rtoe s (trwii Haaing ro.dar doal aol
aiulalu Anano.la, Llmr i Alum. Sold only In aua.
rate I KAKiNo niwuaaotx
VKW TURK. CIIICAOO SAM rHAMCISCO
CHicMaaTta a English
PENNYROYAL PILLS.
aio caoaa diamond tasao
ii. a-i, i Hi'.1. i ii i.- -i, 4.r-
l- l.adlr. IUuatl-1 .tv
haul. !,, -alf.1 ,ih Slua UhS-'B
' llliimiiHil llrHit. I" rVd. ''
Take an lhrr. All pill. I. ptaatkasrl
'"-- -nil Cl . atapia-fa an- gBNarrua
i-wHRIrrfl-tla. Sn. te. 'Ha"i'' f"t i-ai
IS-alati. laiilmnaiala. ale., aad -II. rt
P.r l.agles.'in I'ttrr. h. rrl.m Malt.
I tl.ka.kar I k-at. I ... lalUa m,., Ptluu, rh
aft fr to ea a day. samples worth M.IS
Fatl I'HICK. Lines not under hone.' feet.
rile Hreaater HatVty Kel
Holder ('., Hollv.Mlrh.
llalllV ' "OW TO ACTI ADVICE Fill I
UHIVL' a.
I.ofti Ivor.
'Vs-.lC
er.ou laarhlllt. . I rr
mNlMiit HrrJIiif, -. t-
MhUlRHD a
Hut I"-"1 "lis. 1 rti l.a. PletaMH
Jl'4'il M lltlOUl MIOBM"
OpMaMaassaa s."
Nl f 1T0N TIUTMIIT.
PthNII.Mkll THE MARSTON
Iftejew
I 111 W I Vn hH ii Tu f i tee. New vii
FREE
by return mall,
fall descrlpUv.
circular, of
UNIT'S It
nun srtTtH
Of OIIS S CI) TI! 10.
Anylatlyofnr.il.
nary hue. Ilgpnc
can eaally and
quk-kly learn to
out and inn' .1
any (arm.nt, In
any style to any
m.Miir. for lady
or child. Aiidreaa
MOODY ft CO.,
Clailaaili, 0.
Mnufacturet! from KI N K.ST rllMtlNil STKKf,
Kuhla-r Cttsled, S.llne and MHl Covered.
GUARANTEED
S..I to Kust, Break or Split. St 1 1. lien to ths
SeaniN, No tss-kcia or hot Iroua nsjulreil.
Al ITIrtM "KWARK of worlh
ftJ I IV. Iw a snu Imllallona Baa
ihat"K KH RKaDY la i-ltimpcd on the l.a. V
THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS
Am matin of the tame material, with elastln
cutis anil Hnck'et,
faV-Ask for the KVKK KKADY mays aud Ki
ii mil ami take no other.
ItltoWN A MKT.NK.H Amta,
nab Market Mtrt. M. K
I.OAI1 Ol-
and Steel
Boilers
rig to be Uif
to 1 the iimst
lu st tinifihcd, nianu
liintlile and I't'oiioini-
10 cents
I it i day jer horse power
the Liver - Kidneys.
sjHtem all InuvH of Senifnla,
wwv:
REHED'
PURE
rj?PRICE's
CREAM
Baking
rSV J.VN. .
ft (1ARMEITS s
9W -Ml
rmmmuy .mmj 1 1 111 1 1 oaHi bbMi
am cut
?'.:ccr'irr
B,. ......
mtm ftAt