The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, May 11, 1889, Image 3

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    !8CIENCE OF BORROWING,
lMing(lollimll ' llh
hMM of HU Krl.nda.
U'hat ore you doing; for a living
m wM nskeO 01 a yumi mmm wmj
method of obtaining a liven-
i .IJuaa .! ....
Jid nut inspi nwmn " rw
am ft loan oontmctor at present."
I i nlV0 IMM'II 111 A IliUllUIB
!,ij binineis. und I can honestly stty
M" . ,r..l V.,.1 ......
L. I !nlf ! " ' ' e
1 ' ' 13' U'll
orn,'w imall sums of money and live
them. om i pimiuiuiei
I nt ti iniru. w i o-
If lav IM of lenders. n me con-
.. i mil tunanj buuwk i u
la I em not borrow from limn to
. , au uliea.ly indebted, hut before
v part company wiui mm i nasi
jut rod ee mo t 1,1 il"a l"
-jg, no that for every customer I
,.i..l- mi n coudIu n net mini o
Ml 1 -I- w
rh buslnesj requires a good deal
I HI ,.,n,i certain rules must bo oare-
v observed. In the llr.it place, 1
fas. a man to lend me money un-
L I ftiM ijii'l" assured he has it about
L Wlieii your intonuea vl run re-
i from necessity you littvo lost nun.
. 1.1 ... -.I.. U.
H. iiopeless lo try urn, iHjinii. im
,,ver tho mat lor, oeeaiiso no loois
or less mortilU'd about It. and lie
i i... -
i. sure to enu ) eiMiiuiuiiiiuii;
ns,.lf that ho wns unublo to ROOOOr
Ujjlg yoit, and wnen no mm oiii'o tir
ed ut tint atase of reasoning you
Iv knock him off your list
When I havo selected my man 1
i t approach bin as though I am
. i r ,i..i.. r
, ,:.-'. ol Wlllll 1 lull u.ruij;. a am
tins well dressed and look like a
tiennn. because I know by painful
arlenoe that a ihaootly-oroeiea man
. 4 .11 .. I
r no chance m uu iw wnwnci.
ivini! him timorously to ono side
siiering your request is pretty
Ham to annoy aim auu uriug ue-
t.i ..-.i - j..
In such matlers men are always
Her alone than when they nre in
ojiany. For this reason I always
up to mv victim when no is
grounded by his friends. Ho must
Lent me to them, and, if the meet-
is In a bur-room, as I generally
Inftwe that it is, a drink is likely to
low.
This establishes a certain amount of
kfldence, and wliea I turn to him
Idenlv as though 1 had just romom-
I my need, and say aloud: 'Oh, by
bv. ju-t lot mo have a couple ot
llnrs until to-morrow, will you? 1
te a little account to settlo down the
Mi and I have no small bills about
L' he must l)e u determined man it he
Inses. You see, ho has introduced me
his (fieuds, and stood boforo them as
sW)iisui', so to speak. To slight me
r would be equivalent to Impeaching
own witness. I got tho money.
lich 1 am very careful to pay bad;
I following day. When I havo done
i twice I generally find that tho man
my mercy. Then I wait until 1
bw that his pOOkeU nro well tilled.
en I strike him to the tune of from
I to -". according to circumstances.
ler tli.it I avoid him. The whole
Ipajgn usually oectt pies about a fort-
t, and I can operate in a dozen
s at once; so that, you see, I make
airly good income.
I'.Mcn who are accustomed to wealth,
I always curry largo sums of money
111 the n, nro almost useless tome.
I rarely try them. They :iro stingy
the hist degree, and there is no good
lliein. It is with those who nro us i-
lly poor, but occasionally find them
es Hush, that I deal. 1 take them
he flood tide of their fortune, when
K are elatod with tho jiossession of
hay which seems to them Lnexhauit-
f, and they fall easily into my trap,
I Wiil vou take something with mo?
it lie afraid. I know it would be
den to attempt to borrow from
l after whet 1 havo told you, and I
h't aV,i you for an introduction to any
your friends. Iieoiuso I am sum vou
pld not givo it to ma You don't
nk? Well, good-by; I see a man
ting who drew his pay to-day, and I
! go across tho street and cultivate
-N. Y. 'l imes.
The Intelligence of Toadj.
loads, in tho presence of snakes,
pi j remain perfectly still. In this
Bielr only safety, fordid they make
least movement th y would immo-
Ny bo caught. I havo known a
sry snako to li ; waiting for over an
If fo. a frog to move, and even jmsh
fi the nose to stir him up, This has
'ailed "sna'to charming," and in-
W it loo!s like it, but tho toad is tho
Irtii. f and the snake thecha 'mee. I
ember ono day I dropped a toad in
nidal of a pit of snakes I had in my
PJaru He at once b camo oor-
'!' still. thoiH'-h siirroiindei bv moro
a dn7.''ii hungry snnkos. There
I a circle of fierce heads and glaring
around him, but he would not
f. Ihec rcle narrowed unt 1 the
lliudin.r tomniej almost touched
Bt he was immovable. Just then
called away for over half an
P". but on returning found tho toad.
(rave dignity, still holding tho fort
ro -t masterly li activity. This
fy. helpless creature, strong only
Whero ice to a natural faith thus
p'i'g enemies numerous and power-
ou.'Ut Daniel before tho mental
fn more vividlv than Rivier's celo-
led hii'tun For,,! find Slrpnm.
He Was Not a Sufferer.
rd Chumpleigh And then youah
Cuitom-houM duties aw bo dooo-
aljsurd. You er smart Ameri
(hawge heavily fnw awticlee of
1 utility, w hile things of mean lux-
ptnil no actual use you or -permit
d" youah count rv fwee.
'dive Ti.enwh:it urn uou kiekinir
-Life. ' "
di-i'iis-don urose on board an
' ' . li-l .l)ii.l tin.., a,r Ad 1,1
I '"'luenship of a gentleman at the
F m of the sa'.oon. "He's an
I'l'hman." said on. "I know bv
HMd." "Hh' n S,..it,-hmnn " said
her. -I hnow by his complexion."
a '"erman," s-aid another, "I
P J his beard." Tbe young ladies
he loolted a little Spanish.
' ! -:, ...n r-t-d. b it s.Kin
I0' them spoke: "I have it," said
" - an American: he's eot hi
"jq the table." Ocean.
PU8LICSAUARIES.
IM r,j Resetted k (mm Mor.
I ruml,,,,,, HstSISIISI "Trtsts
Ihe comfortable und high-salaried
position, of this land are perhaps not
quite so numerous in iroi,or.l,.
Dumber of olliee, to l. hold, vet they
I tliaaa . . I
-"" ""fwneon in th,-ir total. Of
course every Inxly knows thai the sei.
Wf of Cabinet oOoen is t,000 u year.
Next to those K-rhas come the Inter
htate Comtnereo Conimis-ionershli).
which pays 17,500 a year. There are
five of them. There are the position
r Assistant Secretarial in tho various
departments. The men who (ill thM
places rank next to the head of thede-
partnentaaad gel fromt8,600to4,600
salary. There are about u dozen of
these ,la,v., ,,nd the resM,nsihility is
great and the work hard. The head
of the marine hosjiital service gets
4,000,
The heads of the various divisions
and bureaus in (be Treasurv gel from
:'..Vhi to 14.600, There about twenty
of these places. Nino patltionl as
Assistunt Treasurer pay from I.ikh)
to fS.iNK.. T'he Xl.w Voile suli
Treasurer get more than the Trans
urer himself, tho salary of the sub
Treasurer being s.imsi, 'the same a a
Cabinet officer. Th at lloston and
Bu Kranciseo get 16,000, the same us
a Congressman gets. There are a
pretty fc-ood lot of iiums in tbe inter
nal revenue service The Commis
sioner gets ('..0iH) and twenty or more
of the collectors about 14 I f X I a y ear.
The customs service is equally inter
esting. The collector of customs of
New York gets more than a Cabinet
officer, or in net more than any Gov
ernment official on duty in this coun
try, exoept the President and possibly
Ihe General Of the army and Admiral
of the navy. Ills salary of I'.'.ihhi per
year makes (coupled with the usual
patronage) that position of more value
than almost any other in the service
There are dozens moro of customs
collectors whose salaries rang.' from
.iKhi downward, and many other
positions of about a like value.
In the Interior Department then is
an Assistant Secretary at ) 000, bead
of the geological survey at fll.lMNI,
Commissioner of Railroads and Of In
dian Affairs at fl INN) each. Commis
sioner of Kducntion at (3,000, Com
jiissioner of Pntenta and pensions at
10,000 each, general land office f I OfJO
and assistant commissioners at 13,000
and .'t.lllMl each. Then there is an
army of outside men under the Inte
rior Department getting good pay.
surveyors general, sjiecial agents,
registers and receivers, and a lot more
of them "loo numerous to mention."
In the Post-o rHoe Department there
are "favors" for the political gei man
in large numbers. The assistant jiost
maiter generalablpi pay $4,000 each,
the New York postmaster gets ns
much as a Cabinet officer, and there
are ab nit a hundred post-offices inly
ing salaries of from (oMhio to fi.WHi
beside a lot of good-paying places iii
the department and on the road as
general agents and that sort of lliiiiL'
I he I'ost-offlce Department alone has
about Mi. uno officials, great and small,
to conduct its immense business.
Id the Department of Justice is the
Solldttor-Genefal at (T.non a year, an
Assistant Attorney-deneral at .1,uno
and another at 14,000, solicit. .r of in
ternal revenue at 14.500, and so on
.Vid then the niar-hals and district
judges and circuit judges, who are
numbered by the score, and even hun
dreds, and whose salaries run from
(l'.MHJ to ifli.lHM).
The Government printer gets (l.lioo.
the district commissioners fo. 000 each,
the secretary of the Senate fT.OOO. the
scrgeant-at-arms f4 .'t'.'O, clerk of the
House fo.-inn. librarian of Congress
f i.ihk. private secretaries of the Pres
ident (fi.000, Civil-Service commis
sioners f8,600 B&oh, and so on. There
are nearly 160.000 position! under the
Government, M. Y. Graphic.
FLOWERS AS EMBLEMS.
Histories! and rolitiral Slsulllcaac At.
taebad lo Thssn,
The violet wus chosen by the ad
herents of Napoleon as their badge
during his exile in Biba (IHlll.1)
Meeting a stranger, one would ask:
"Aimez-vous la violetto?" Do you
love the violet? An ignorant ieron
might answer sini)ly, "Oui." Yes
But one in the secret would add
"Blen!" (well!), and would receive tie
countersign: "Kile roviendra an rin
teni)s." It will return in the Spring
From the turns of his dopartUN Na
poleon was toasted as Corporal or
General Violet. His friends wore
rings or ribbons of violet color. A
popular design was a group of violets
so drawn that a pnetlOad eye could
discover in two largo ones the liko
nesses of Napoleon and Marie Louise,
while a smaller one displayed the feat
ures of their son, "the K ag of Konie "
After the battle of Waterloo the wear
ing of violets was considered treason
able. It has been well said of the
Bower that, "springing in obscurity
and retaining its perfume In death, it
was a wonderful emblem of him who
rose from the valleys of Corsica to the
throne of the golden lilies, und whose
name has been a sjiell of power long
aft-'r he has ceased to breathe the air
of earth."
The fondness of the late Kmperor
William of Germany for the corn
flower has caused it to be commonly
known by the name of Kaiserblume
(the Emperor's flower). It was asso
ciated with tender memories of his
noble mother, lniisa of Prussia. Her
enemy. pTapoUOB, expressed his oin
ion of her talents when he character
ized her as "the only man in the fam
ily " and said, on hearing the news or
her death: "The King of Prussia ha
iosl his lwt Minister." When fleeuir
to Memel with her children after tbe
battle of Jena, an accident to the er
rtaSM obliged them to wait awhile oy
.be roadside. To divert the tired and
bungrv children from the thoughts of
their discomfort, she set them to gath
ering the corn flower.-, and made gar
lands to d-cornf their heads, singing
the while old ballads ad telling sto
ries. It was a scene which William
never forgot, and that was a proud day
when he humbied the p.rwer of the
country from which she had endured
o much: and the old monarch in the
glories of his triumph eara.1"
'.nurmur: "Mv mother, thou art
eveifed,
Nations, as well as Individuals, havo
hail their omblem flower. The roo
was centuries ago the chosen flower of
England, and tho white and the red
were the two rival branches of the
PUatageoet family, the houses of York
and Lancaster At the time of
tho happy union of their cluims
in the tnarrlugo of Henry
of Richmond with KlizHbeth
of York it is said that a rose of mingled
eo'ors sprung miraculously into being;
it combined the hues of the "bleeding
rose" of one nice und "the pale aud
maiden blossom" of the other. Such
a rose is still in existence, and is known
as the "York and Lancaster roso."
Scotland's national flower, the this
tle, bears the proud motto whose truth
her foes have often proved. Nemo
me UnpuDS laeessit (No one Injures
me with impunity). Tradition tells us
the emblem was chosen In memory of
its service long ago during the inva
sion of the Danes. They had planned
a night attack, and as they stole in tho
darkness toward the Scottish cani,
one of them inadvertently steK-d upon
a thistle. Losing command of him
self he uttered a cry of pain. This
arosseil the sleeping Scots, who sprang
to arms and routed the enemy.
Old legends toll us that St. Patrick,
finding it hard to convince his hearers
concerning the doctrine of the trinity,
gathered a trefoil and took the three
fold leaf us an illustration: wherefore
the supernatural power attributed to
a threefold leaf, and hence tho adop
tion of the national emblem:
"Choken irsf
Of bird mdcMsf,
O.d Krln nitirr Miirorork."
, HarjK-r's BaJBA
JED HANKS' WIFE.
A Woman Who Didn't rtnpsSS to Carry
Her cro hi Saleeee,
Unlovely us tho ehnracter of the
scolding woman is, there is some ex
cuse for her infirmities of temper
when they have been doveloH-d by
years of association with thut son
trial, n shiftless, improvident husband
so lncklng in pr'de und manliness ns
to ullow his wife to support him und
their children. .led Hanks was such
a man and his wife, Matilda, had been
made a most accomplished scold by
his ihiftlessness, which was all the
more trying because of tho fact that
Matilda was an energetic and ambi
tious woman,
Jed was meekness itself, but his
mildness only made matters worse, for
nothing so tries the temper of nn an
gry woman as nereno calmness on the
part of the person at whom her anger
is directed. Jed's defense and linger
seldom went beyond a mild: "Shu
now, Tilly."
"Well, why can't you be tho six
teenth part of a num. then?" Matilda
would burst out. "I'd be ashamed of
myself if I was you, Jed Hanks!''
"Now, Tilly, you're getting ex
cited." "Excited! Kxeited. Jed Hanks!
Well, haven't I reason for being ex
cited!' Wouldn't u brass woman get
excited if she had to support u shift
less man and six children?"
"Tilly, Tilly, try to bo cu'm."
"Oh, oa'ttl It looks liko being cu'm,
don't it, with not a thing in the house
hut n little Hour and a handful of ten.
and you lyng on the grass all day
long and not even cutting me a little
stove-wood? And yet you say for me
to bo ra'm .'"
"Well, now. Till, what's tho uso o"
milk in' seeh a to-do over It? We'll
git along."
"Oh, yos, 'we'll git along!' We'll
kill the bear, won't wef I declare to
mercy. Jed Hanks, if you ain't enough
to drive a woman crazy! Whoro's
your grit? Where your spirit? You
simply haven't got any and you know
it,"
"Well then. Tilly, what's the use of
toll in me so?''
"Oh. I'll toll you so! I'll tell you
so ov'ry day of your shifless life, and
forty times n day. Jed Hanks!"
Poor Matilda!- she has hur unfortu
nate counterpart in many wives of to
day who can not suffer in silence tbe
en) they must daily bear, und who
would be better wives if their hus
bands were better men. - Youth's Com
panion. Charles K. Holes i 'ue real name
of the famous California mfhwaymaal
generally known as "Blael Hart."
At the breakinu out of the war he wits
living in Decatur, III, and joined the I
One Hundred und Sixteenth Illinois ,
regiment, was made sergeant nndl
served three years, gatntnf some I
distinction for bravery. Heturtung
home In IH'i'. he disposed of his farm,
locating his wife and three small
children-all girls in tho little town
of Olney, 111., and then Btarted for
Montana. From nil informal ion his
domestic relations were peculiarly
happy. His wife is described by her
neighbors as an estimable woman
and the children he loft behind him
were bright and unusually pretty
For many years ho has been a terror
to tho stage companies and traveler
in the mountains of California.
The Provocation Was Great.
The officers say you attacked and
pounded the complaining witm-s
., r..ll- " uaid tliA .'itnet in H 1,111
SUailieiuii.i . .- j
of severe reproof.
I acknowledge I used hlin Brett
rough, your Honor," confessed the
pi-i-.u.er. "He stopiM.-d mi' on th- street '
aud a-ked me if my name wasn't
Cehokia. I aoewefed him dvillT that
it wasn't, and then he said he had taken
BM for a St. liuis Alderman he one
met. I co il ' n't stand that, your HoMI
I went for him."
"Prisoner," exclaimed the impulsive
Kansas City magistrate, reaching down
and wringing his hand warmly, "you
are discharg.-d." -Chicago Tribune.
In recently issued Ubles givinir
statistics on the subject of divorce, our
i-ountry leads in having granted nearly
half a million divorces during the
twenty years past, but there huve been
only eleven divorce's throughout the
length and breadth of Krin during that
patiod, Protestant or Catholic. In
happiness or in abuse, the Irish con
tinue the partnership until it is dir
solved by death.
Tlirrr Is io rhiiilablan'M In being umhirft
Ur Ijrtiru 0., uli, liiriUbh".
Kxnaart Ike Mind.
. Rr xvlug mil, b a yds nil f thr uurld. but
i crv Ten ssl Ml i-lther St tourlit. SOMSSSmM
tiavslcf er nntirniiil whi-lhrr you Q M rail,
t,-niii,lei, ,,r ,t auitawt, invldc ,,ir If mill
II -' Hi ft MMSsrh Mlti-rt, wlilcb th, tnivlliis
imlilli ns-oiiiilir tbr Sut-it iiuslli at ml. .-lurj
let i,n -itlvv of msi SMMSS wlll whli biiiv
. in- i.iiirun his In I iii.t or t,-r OSS U'liruild
s. It fliniiill lo the ,-tTll dollo-r ili'.liit.
MsSsstlsSi m - mitirli, rhi'iuiiitliiii mJ
iliex' dlxiritcn of I tie bow,'l In. ! mlim
lnlllle.1 vrnti-r DseSi Us Msllllve i ffls't iihhi thr
Hniimh piilaihsd b the nn-klns of ibis Is
truli iiiu.'l,l, mid II U capltil aiHtlxriud
asvs lururorstor. Kms-iivid i n lor bullous-
BSSI ami Sldasi In Hon. and It SfSSStSfScts. In
s n-tnarkalili' ili-sriv. the oms or laiuiu'. ptiy
lialer BaSBtaL Afti r VSUtB and FXPOSStS IB i
tin I. in, nt u. atlivr. It ihould bv usr.l ai a pre
v linn
Hie SMUUMref siting hoa the i liura. i.r o'
Iks first mor,' tliui the sift itac'f.
White Kl, pliant of Slam, Lion of Eng
land, Urairuiiof I'hlns, Cress of Pwltasr,
land. Haulier of lYrla, Crescent of Ktrypt
Double Baals ol Russia, Star of ChllirThe
CtKls of Japan, Harp of Krln.
To get these buy a box of the genuine
Da. r. MiIank's Cki.kuhatku Li v ut
I'll i s, price &1 cents, and mail us the out
side wrapper with your address, plainly
ruti n, and I cent in stamps. We will
then mail you thr above Kit with sn ele
geal packags of oleogrsphlc and chro
matic i arda.
Flkmimi Bnos., Iittrburo, Pa.
It i-annol hi- dented that aniiinelm-nt la one
of the moat penertul Influencra of life.
m -
I he country is floo rd wllh pnorlniliailonaof
in ( Keith l arolliia l'lug Cut ruiuklng
Tubaeco."
More failure! are lo t attributed to rfforta
i ii i -.Iii '. 'I than lo the wantofoierUon
KVSCKV NYMI-TWM UOK.
I Probably as dlssasi latleti ao niHi-h aoatta-
BOSS psln SI Ktii uinatlini. Over no itBsle com
1 plaint lia lr. Hal Id Kctinedy'i Kivortte Kem
tslv.of Itoiidiiul, N. Y,. won more SSfSS lliau
liln ,l i unt 1 mi . Ill 111 uie the aitoulied patient
eau BBSS BMSS uae hi limit ind fnsd from pail
rt an, of pala,
' Mr Frank Strati, I well known men-hint of
Neil llauiliiinc, N. V.. tayi: "1 suffered torlBn n
I (nun Si latlr Itln iiinattniii Myeaai-aaia very
' liii'l one. anil none of the means taken save me
i n lief. 1 MS Dr, David Kennedy'! Favorite
I Keiiudv. of Kondout. N. Y.. am entirely rid of
i ien i inptoni of my trouble. Only thm- tsit
. lien Droafbt atmut tlili wonderful n-anlt II baa
built iii- up and been of sn at jsMMstl to me lu
I other mi) s. 1 hi artlt) leseauaeai It to other
I ranrsrs,
Us. Kbsksov'i PAvoarrs kihkiiv, ksaasal
Rondottt, Y Y. II: for Sft.
Send for tmek, how to run- Klduey. Liver aud
ItliHid dtionlen.
Tlie seer I of life is not to do whit one likes,
but to try to like what one liaa to do.
i .in. piinii Surely Cured:.
To tiik KniTos: PISSSS Inform your resderi
that I have a poalttie rrmedy for the ibove
BSmsd disease, lly ttn timely use thonaandt
of hniH-lets eaaea have turn tn-naanently cured.
I ihall Is- slad lo end two Imttleii of my ri-me-ili
i hi r. to any of your reader who have cos
auuipllon If IbSI will -einl me tlielr elpreiw
and poatofflce i ldreaa. Hi ajx-etlully,
T. A. BLOC I II, H. C, isl Psarl ft.. New York.
Wc have k-reat rSSDSOl fof the p -netritlon of
ihe iimu who diseovers irood quallllea lu ua.
lloreneaB.- AH aiifTerliix from fmfnli'oa
.1 fa, Hinwil bSa BSSSSSSM will la' asriM-atily
iirprlmsl at IbsllBBtedlstsrellsl SflbtdSfl by the
use uf "frou-n'i SaeaSMSl rroeara." Hold only
lu Imixi-i.
M i men swallow at one moiithfiil the He that
tint let's, unit drink drop by drop a truth thai ia
bltt r.
ll Time Nmokei'H
Who k now s good thinK when they see It,
cannot lie fooled by a poor ImmltaUmi of
the well-known "Seal of North Carolina
l'lug I ul Tobacco.
Bror (n mind that the yrnuinr "Stat"
costs you m more than the moriy trashy
t oll that some iltnlcrs curry.
S. e that vou get i lie S al of North Caro
lina, and you w ill smoke no other Uibacco.
IFOR THE BLOOD.
hii l!Vn sin- Uli- liaa en red me Bf a mall
I moil liri-nkli'K out nn my lea. w hi. h rained
llntolrrsl la pala. It waa called fcVaema hy
I lbs doctDfa ruiir of w tiuni treateil me wlln
i ri lliT. I eanillilly oonreaa that I nwi
I my present s health toN. H. M., wlileb
in ray I'stlmatlon t. Invaluable as a hlnod
fSBISdy, MlnriJl'l.l IIkWitt,
B. 1MB St., Ht. liul, Mn.
luir huh-- w hen tw-o niontba nlit was at-
I in. I. ' I with i 'lul.i. whk-h f. -r a Ions
I time neatroyM l.. r ey,liit eiiiln ly, ami
i niin .l ii. lo ili-sn,i,' ur her lite. l liwil.Ni.ir
lliilleit In ri-lii-ve her, anil we save
ISttin , bp,s--lle, uliiell arrnn eurtsl ner ep.
I llri-ly. anil she Is aow hale and hearty.
b. .nul.K, vi Ill's riiliil. leiaa.
Sa-Mi'tnl . r timk , ii..a lilatorr of
rn.iml in-i-usi-s ami ailvli-e Hi aum-rrra.
I mutiisi free
'iti k swift araoirra odl,
Hrawer .1, Alia .In. Ul.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
lis csc SB sidUUiro Bsuns.
Or If I nil. hsset, ; f tnulee si 1
felialle ill fcraalr. MMf rail j
ak m 'auAsslera gnglukC
Ditmond Brand, 1,1 rJ '
lelTio luir. s- l"1 will, tlur rlb-
sin sttlsrr. ilT Lllls lr I .t-
i 1 MM ''. vrtsTperi, are a ttangs-r-OUI
.-.lunlrrfflt. Beo1 4f. 'inipel '-r
partlrulara aud ,tcllef fur ldHejp," in
rrtin mell. lO.ttt utw-
..iir.s islffl
Ppr.
I Im I... In lie nilral I o..ladlaonSg..lblll.,Ia.
Tin Olditt Medicine i' a WeeU il tethatly
till, is t M rHOJIMOH'S
CELEBRATED EYE-WATER.
7 hisi ariTcU- U n rariTully preuarM ph nlian nrt
OtiptlaW, ati'l hai in ii lu cunautiit um for marly a
KMiturv. 1 lu-rv su fi w dWaea li which mankiuil
in int.jrvt ss,r.rr ()-traiunt lhn aure . Uf
ninr, i- i ii.ii-- for whkh morit remtvllM havt hrapn
trl 1 m itiKMjt urrcax, Korall ritfnial lnHainmatln
of thAovmUU Ln Infallllili rfrnMj. If tbt rtlrw
1 1. f,.iL..w.,t If will nfverfill Wi- t.artWilarlv
lnvithHtt nt n of thvicUn to lui fnpiila. lor
aahyallilnijt-tt. Km THoimN, )VH
C UU- IRi'T. I. rjiaWJiii-ne-i ttvo
; $75.2210 $250.52 IXWX.
eri-l.-rre, w no run larnwn a ieir i f'- ,m.
Vln 'e nine In the nalnm. Hur-o men la may I
.rnriial'iy emnlove l skw, A t" v.-;.' lea In town
indrltlM r. JOHMSOJCa mn Miln M'
Ufchni I, Va, .V. R.-Unev yl'il. .Vere,
illarf'i ri.illm Hinp or eedp. Omt fvarS
lWf, till, 11. I. J. "'.
The rw Bailrr BaSXtasS, pe aad
Twlir Marhlnrri aad. Waaarar
(rrajSA Binder Twtai.
ftm Till" MMlBS la mat' wllh all
hV I al lmirii' nn ' '- 'mrn I In
HCJ It l aiul ha- a r1 nnaiir
.WnaiK-d In tie- hlm..r) nf itesm
LWt mtm innKira. Ku ri Murine la pni
sflE aMr Ull..,t srttaall sssaossld nd
(Lni aM) kiiosrn, and
an- arTn!M lu fT. ry rnpfct.
i T 1mm Tlptlotl rvy iuu
"li.- 1 1 HafflTltltr
- - a mi alMi matin
fa ttirernf j Harif1u. Hemp
. rnr..r'.r Tie i ns ft
imju ior r in man
. Addre..,n...sm mimiUgjgmi T(iriIi
St Key Street, Ksw York.
ASTHiyiACUB6B
PJ.r.iHlnUawotat.lrifuycomfoit,PJ
alils aleeri ; cffacU cam whan all ndiera f au. . Jt
'mlr..evaU.Sle.l ?i!wWm
1 -OOepniSSf.f f
W s . ' -JlllljjJ-1:;J
Hrllable Tt-miss ny.
Aiujiiu th jse who testly to the merits
of Al.l.i im k's PoROOa Pi.astkiis are Mrs.
Henry Wanl It-e her. lion Sam'lJ. ltan
dsll, l',rua V. Field, Jr , Hon. Jaiw s V.
Huated. ( hsrlm I). Kretlrirka, Henry
King, llaaa er B side - en ii i ; in, Hon.
K. I.. I'illa. lien. V. II. 'pm ls. re-
AagUstm cla, Mirion Hirlaml mi I Sis
ters of t'hirin, l'rovidvuee Hoeptlal.
WsshiiiKton, I) ('.
Bawanot Innttatloaa. and do not lie
deceived iy mis eir,-ai-nt Ions. Ask for
ai.i ks k . si d l t no egplawutea or suli
tat ion i n.l in e Ion to accept s substitute.
Then- la tit w-an-li aftor truth which does
nor. nral of HI, begin lo In u Hie truth n bk h It
kuuwa.
CREAM
Da lupcrior ttc!UtK,(i no. ten lu mltllona ..f honiM fiu
or than a iuaritr of a oeutury U b uarnl bjr lh
rmts-t HUW (iTtrutntiil Kndorawl bt -hr hnurti rJ
the (lrtt I in. -tan I. -a M tin- 8lr:ifwsrt, rurtwtaiidiihiat
siimiMiiui iu i tut b t iTmiu naaiii iiwurr Uism hlm
oooialu AtmitDiila. I.tim- or Alum. rVM uulj lu oaua
PR1UE HAK1NO FoWDKR CO.
NKW YHHK. I'll K'AtH), RAN riUNl'lHtHV
A BIG SHOW
emits.'! Cauh etora, SIS Front St., S. F OsL
larfaal fan era 1 dialers wsst of ths M laalulpai
KItst. Dry Oooda, Notions, Uoilery, Dadsr
waar Wall Paper, Stationery , Blsnksts, BSSV
diaf; Booti, and Shoes; Cmned Goods, Dry
fniu. Weodia, TId, Crockery, Olsas .Griolts
sad itardwara Men. FUh, PTOTlilons, Honar,
Orati, fssd, Oroesrlss, Purs Iploss, Besds, la
sas; Drsfi. Msdectnia; Clocka, Ammaaltlsa,
Eabbar Qooda, Tsats, snd qbuUIIsi of otass
looda it lowest prices for Cub. only Bsad la
sUtap for full IM by first mill . snd lsara hrm
SS UTS cbeap and well st am a! 1 oost . S3 y ean SS
Mim' lutomeri tnayery ( ountywaas aS
m Esokj MoanlalBS, sad bshj slsseksaa
Swis
who havr uml rimV
IMiri for Mi-1 s in j t i in
wty UU MMT OK ALU
BuM tvtr wber. Ittc
Or.SPINNEYs
Dr. Spinney & Co. ,1'
lKlKlrBtSt Call or
irtlaiHl.Or aildri'itii
BJBrDVOIIS Ueullltr. l.naaof Vlsnr, Haratna
nintvvo Loiiii. Weak Bsmaqr, Essfsa
denct, lie., itue In exiTaiana or abuae, curwd.
youncmenI'::;v,,'i'!
rrHlon ahoiild arall thriiwlvr of our tnalnnnL
t pnaitivt . uri'iinritiiuvtl In rwrr chm, Njrphllla,
llrlnarr and NiMirrcal Piw-an. nil ummturaJ dlav
charyM, promptiy and safely cured.
MIDDLE.ACEDMEN;-7!
or M.inrTft or inaiiiirT. wnn iim-a, Ncrvou-
.utinir of M'u..f HLrtMisfTh. tc. ourf.l
rrHtorrd to tufaUhy vikftir.
. sr. sri mius uiiauie in tisii ia niaij isei in-rtti"!
at ihrir h'Oiii1, bf rurrtaiiondntT, MiitrliK am
uatrtirtloiia wnt br tns.ll or riorvai. (.'onatiltutlut
rro. Ht'ii.U n'liU IU HtMntuifuf 1 he Yuuna' Man'i
' rtuud ur Ouida to w atliuclt.
WELL DRILLS
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
Sold on Trial !
al merit ainall. tin. fit.
laik-e. mSs Wj fur niallluif
larira lllualrausrl r.m en.
with full piutluulaia, Hu
ufevtunxl uf
V,9i OjaVfttOs
It: st irl,al.rMl.
( klraa . III.
OThs BUTEB8' GUIDE Is
lssusd March and Sept.,
each year. It Is an enoy
olonedla of uieful Infor
mation (or all who pur
ohaie ths luxuries or ths
neoeisltles of Ufs. Ws
em olotbs you snd furniih you with
ill ths nsoeissry snd unneossisry
sppilsnoei te ride, wilk, dsoos, ileep,
sst, (lib, hunt, work, at to ohuron,
or stay st horns, snd in vsrlous slses,
stylss snd qusntlklei. Just tlguro out
whst Ii roquirod to do all theie thlnga
COMFBRTsBLT. and you osn make i fair
eitlmits of ths value of the BUYEHB'
OUIOB, whloh will bs sent upon
rsoelpt of 10 osnts to psy poatige,
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
111-114 stlohlgsn Avouue, Ohlosao.Dl.
THE VAN MONCI8CAR
.PRIVATE DISPENSARV.
Mrs. 133 and I3S TIIIKM HTltKKT,
Portland, Oregon.
U Um only I'rl'aVn III.
IHIIftl
.ai y
In I'lirtlanil ur in.
tbe KiathwMt Urawt
wti. r.- nalu iitii .reaumaa
fully U..I..I h.rallNKKV
irl h, ITIItllNil AM.
ITIlVATK.IIlHKAHKHlli
jruiuia ur iild, alnsle o,
marriiil, auoll a.
I ".I MANIKNil).
Nenruiu del.tlltjr, a. lulu,
loaaaa, faibns ineiu.ry
Tpllllltlc eniatl'Hi., af
feeta of nu n urr klilna)
SBS HsdSSI traublea, in
iirrtiea, gleet, nature etc
CONSULTATION MUCK.
WILLIAM BECK A SON.
- WHHl.tal,R a ' I ' Mini hKAI-Kk IK -
OUNS AND SPORTINO GOODS,
mis -a-
FlBblng Tackle,
ten Il 'lis
I1. Olnvm,
Imllin i '
Maaka, Foils.
tftetara Asentafnr
. li. Mw i Bro'
li v -1- li I I. fkJOUS
llterrlm. V, l'K'lurxlea. I . l 1,
10.T A ie? Heroiid BM. Torlland. Or.
II.-H M aTi.lla :
KIwaMe A . Spokuie Kail.. W T . M Hlat- Ht Halrn
Ksw.su II ro hate in OH lirire that neala
h alius, and tkal other remnlh-a hive filM to
hnl. or i bmklus out or in bins of the ar.lp
nr 1..1. m I Holl, Hurn. rut, nt iny illment tor
hiiha-alieliaBltir.le. hn eni tan m
SSralraat Halvr, whleh la Warranted tn
run when eterjrlhlnf elae falla If net kept t,r
...... ,t.wie. I aMiul 'if, eelita laatimtrttoj. I.
lirrT, Aft-, Aitorls, Or, aod receive bo
bj mill.
aay Plae a (-ura Vit rem
SSSMtkal la THE BKHT
fnr kia-ulos U votes
clear.
51 EIHWAY. iiiSrtV
rtaaaas BaiSaM Ooaaa, ksad hiili iii illl L mm
Ummi Priam MATTHIAS QBATOt'
llknsa.aia
i " "siisii. I HIT DimKlHl.
frTal IS "aaaa aWnuiiioie
ps Pi I f t .ttm Em '! ajiaa
I aSBiiu", jiisjsar I Usaui:.iii3s
na
H
flBl-gl ft
S JACOBS OH
For nheumatiMin.
The Latest, Current Curea.
OBCratchii. r.i.i, Tu . , u . Illl.
Wm aa irakiM rro rhtaaatlia aar Una
aataa. aa ts.ul. t jmi, oil caraS a Sa
ralara U laa raan 1 i WOOD I .
STnee lha War. Wataantlia. 0 . Jaaa II 'IS.
BaS Ia4 rknaaUw alaca lha war la haaa I
fur o i tppUcauaaa II Jatoa 0iUr,4aa.
So nluiiUn S SILSeS
Ho si
rD.
Or., .ell. o . Jaaa It. Illl.
r,lk,l tla liwr al ol.bt lul.rlai wllh rb,a
mau aa rallaf. triad II Jacaai Oil. kail a kit
IU ISSSS SS). SS ralara la taari 1 0 WSSTSS.
at DaeesssTs sn txtirss
INI CHAILII A VODIIIR CO.. aiNlMsrs.Hd.
I DraaeriSa anil full,- sn
done His (I aa lha only
aiHs-lfli- 'nrllireerlalneora
.. ii. i. .ii. .......
" II I N"K I II 1 M M ) ,
Ainaii-ruani, Pi v.
We hive anlil Ilia (1 tot
man, yeara. and I hal
.llren the Oaal of aalil-
U. a UYCIIKA CO ,
I 1.00. Holil by lirua-i'lati!
SffS sr to KM a day. niniilea sratta eS.IS
9i KKKK. I lneaiuit uieler huraea feet.
V Write Hra-vantrr HareC)' It. In
Haider l'o Hollv.Mleh.
HilDV TinrQI " urahama DspllStor
A 1 1 I fnufjU. I'aate la Kiiraiitml te re
mine lialr ami SBSSs III Kmvrth. II. M hy
mall. Send '.V atamp for tsmk "Hew to la-
BssntlrsV' Ms. uhhiaikh iisaiuh, ''Beset)
liietir," 'il rnwell St., Sin Krinetfi-n,
'sSSa. m
T,.,"aasjaFi.,,'
HEALTHFUL EXERCISE.
Only n few months ntro thsnn rntniiluir, rasVheekef lnsspq wrro nnnv. ilelU
catti, Dale, aleklv ilrls. Bv the tidal
si'rl)tloti, they liavn hliiHioini'ii out Into
younjr women,
'Favorite Prescription" U nn
mutator and promoter ot functional
imiu irrinoou to womnnnoou, it is a rwrnetl" safe lemediai agent, and oaa
nroiliiee onl v L'oml ri'-itlis. It is earBfnllv rnmiyuindr!. hv in nxtwrlai I t
skillful phsifolan, and ailapted to wouuiti's dewate orguibntlon. it i- purely
Vfetiihlo lit Its romposition mill prrfi-ctly hnrinli-ss in uny condition of the
iratem, it Imparts ttrentth to the wholn system, For overtvorked, orn
nut,n "run-ilown,'' debilitated twacttera. milliners, dtwmaken, teams tressce,
-WjiWai" house Itee pen, nurslno; rnntiu-rs, mid feeble ATMnen generally, Dr.
i It'tcti's Knvorlte Preaerlptlon Is the jrreiitrst earthly boon, being uneniialed as
in PJMtnlng BOfolal and resiomtlvn tonic, It Is the only medicine for women,
mt by ilriijrjrlsia, iimler a pmitire. ounrantre. from Hi'' msnufsoturers, Hint il will
i?lvn sntl-fiii-tloii In everv ruse, or mnnev will lie refumleil. This nuuitai hna
been printed on the bottle Wrapperf ami
fupyrlslit, lmw, liy Woiii.n'H DispsNSAitT MsniCAi. Association, Proprietor!.
Tlio cloansini;, antiaeptio
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
keeper
Ilia lu
OUK TKtlli; SIAItK
',iemerf. - Ilia luipur
tant that Iba awla or
Halrratuajrou SSS ihould
be Wblta aud Pure aauil
la all itinllir aubah noN
ua.it for food. Tolnaun
obtaining ouly Iba "Arm
& llanini'T ' brand Hedl
or Hilerit i, b ,y II la
"pnuml or bi'f puuud"
nrtooni tihleb baarour
name .ml i ra.lt' mark, aa
Infartor n".!, aniauina
ameaiulaitltutfid fortbl
"Arm k llammar ' braod
when bought In bulk.
PartlM ualug Baking
Poanlar ahounl remem
ber Ibat Ita lola tiling
projurty cnnalati of hi
oarbonata nf aodi. One
taaapoonful of Iba "Arm
a Hammer" brand of
Boda or Haleratui mlied
wuii lour tullk equals
ON ETERT FACKAOE.
Packed in Card Board
Sleepless
Por nenrly
month 1 was not
able lo sleep, but
llbV rilHlllK I'AINKH
I'kl.KKV COMFOUNO
I for two days, tn-
I aomnla Bed snd
strength return
ed." E.O. HaiTii.
llvlWf
ClatlSBt'B, S. C.
I tasss taken
only s part of a bottle of Palm's Celery Com
pound, sad It ass entirely relieved me of
all mill annas from which 1 bars suffered
greatly." Mas. K. Atnourr, Peoria, ill
PaJne's Celery CumpiKinrl pmduees sound and
n-fnuhluK ab-ep. A jihyalelau'i proxrlitliD. II
otki not i-ohtafn on nannful drug. Like uolli
Ing ebe. It bt a Kuarait't cure for al'-epletav
ness, Uilln-eUiaisun' f.ilihftilly fiillirwiil.
a .. ... u. .... .a itn lin.i.L.UI.
Wsua, Uicbakmius Co., BurllotfloB. V t.
DIW0HD DYES J;&;UCTmD FOOD
CLOTHING
For Men and Boys at
"THE HASTINGS,"
Lick House Block, San Francisco.
sr i ittt fi. Tt niTTnTiTn m
Mill, & MflMJlUl, C.C.HASTINGS fc Oo
87 Vears In present location.
I
nN,
CONSUMPT'0
It hits periiuuiontlv anted tiuu'sands
of casi-s pitMonneeci by doctors h..pe-
lesH. If vou lim e iireiiiiniiliirv svinn-
tunis, -in ii as Cough) DUBenlnr of
Ilrciitlilug, Ac., iliui't delay, I mt use
PISO'S fjUBI inn CONSUMPTIOS
iuuniHliutelv. Dv ilriiKKists. cents.
I CURE FITS!
I ilo not iiK'sui oH fi ljr Ui Bt"(i tliftii fur a time and
thii Ii' iht-tti rrtuni v i in I MM a radical Ml
I Iiatc m'U Uiv dlirasw uf riTu, Ki'lLlfal or ' ux
imo 'i Kisa . life Imtg atii'lv I arrant mjr munlr
tu curt thr wortl cmm Hetauw utbrn har failr 4 !
nu raaMHi fur MN uu MMMh a ntr? Nt-ml at 0MI
ft r a tr. .tin- will a frvr butilr of mjr lufalJIttlf niunly
tlivr I i . i ' ami I -t Ofiler.
II (1 Ri M T M fi i N.wVjrk.
N. IV N. U. No. ftt 8 W, N. U. No. m
Dr. PturcHa M 1 1 1 Ii I-1:1 1 llei I l''livirlle I're.
beunt ll'ul, iiltiinn, liulf, lii-artv, Ktruiiir
Invlffonttlii";, restorative tnnlo and aa a
action nt that critical period sf clumse
fnlthfully curried out for many yeara,
and healing qualities of
are unequaled. 50 rente.
four teaapoon full of ths
beat llaklng l'owder.att
Ing twenty llrnei Its
mat. boaldm being
tuuib haatthier, bacauu
It don not con liln any
Injiirloui autiatani'ea.
ucb aaalum, tarn alba
sio.,of wblrb uiiujr link
ing Powdera ire inula.
Dairymen aud farmers
bould uaaonlr 1 1n-"Arm
a Hammer" brand for
rlaaulng and keeping
Milk Pain dwoet and
flies,
CiUTIOB. Bas thil
every pound pickige of
"Arm ind Hiiumor
Brand" contain! full
IS ouncea net, and the
K pound ia-'kigeaaU
. '"" ' net. Hodi or
Halaratul aame aa apecl
Bad on each package.
Boxes. Always keeps Soft.
Nights
11 For a long time I was sn nervous nnrt worn
out I hnl I . .mill nut work. 1 tried ninny in. Jt
lines, hut rnme, gave rne relief until 1 used
I'alne'g ivtery ivmniund. whleh al onto
atri'iutbriii-d and Invfgoratisl my nervei,"
IIAKI.KT nllBKM.N, llllTI I N I "II. la
Painc's
Celery Compound
qulcklr qoleta and trenffthma thr nrrvtn, when
irrluusl or ui-akpniil by overwork, eiprw,
ilkuM', or irMkt'k. II nirea iicrvtuirineM, head-
H'' to dvtfriMWl. -li'i'IiN-iwiii' liii In!-' ii' '-In, flUli
other aLnorucni uf tbe norvinw aynU'iu.
Tones up the
Shattered Nerves
" Kortwo yeara I win a mifTerer from nervous
di-Mltir. and I Uiank liial uml the ilua-nven-r of
llm valuable reini-dy. that Pulni 'a ( elery (tini
pnunil eun-d nuv Let any one w rlle So ine lur
idrlve." Oaoaus W. Hoiths, Ntumfunl. l eun.
vse fur mwtysJUMm
ut
mm