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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 27, 1889)
SHREWD ADVERTISERS udders nf the newspapers d theMuv n,.t fail to i'"l'r,'HWM fT-r tl.c- in.-lem advertiser is progressive. M. "is DOOPU1 to In', fle competitors a. m.-in Ibe iMpBBOO '! in w id' y?Jm M"- wiM out8trip hil" '" ni'vLWof printer.' ink jadi.-inm.ly ') i..ntift.aUy employed eannot In " ' ...J - it ia the medium where- LtnirNorioM diaoorinr in ndwd from ' .luilv used bv hurts M wlver- ;riD " - ... rs nml ill tne .uiiilN-mi'" in n hw . . ...... . rhilire-l in to attain em uewieu -...., M -. ...... ii. i,. mnllH.'il. The palest , - " , "V, n.l it niav as ' eee "v...... ii II. Warner ol Bocheater, N. v.. those name has la-en made everywhere ni.. in connect ion with Warner i IKe Cure, widely advertised iN-cuiise of :.. tl.n iiritvnntion nfitl cure of fa mem in I L;,lnev diseases. By primers mm " Z il a ai'llleVe.1 WUII.l-niH" " nn i .i a.m. la feel L'rati-fnl for the Rn-llire thus acquired of this (?reaU-8t & niislcrn remedies. Vurtherlliore, U" pmuii nun in-i-n ki disorders of the Iiuil'h, brain, Emrt ami liver wblcb have hitherto been j.ir.U-.! and treated bv the profession af tiitinctive disease are ma ... w, ui n. the attending nrnrptoml of diaeaaa of lie kidneys ; mraon. HiowmunijiuYi, he apoplectic, "e puruivuc, win me sin us..,. ?r,n nervous disorders ran i- re- tored to health by Warner's Safe Cure, tliii-h will remove me true muw oi most iwrilers by restoring the kidneys to ,ealthy action. Tde advertising inethodB einploved bv uiia greatest of advertisers are invnrial.lv trui-tive anil, aiinongn uu- rawer may uinctimes Is! eaugiii m reauiiiK an Jvertisument, wincn was not ai ursi mip- .-.l to be siu-ii, tnero la nevenneiea , time lost since useful information is (variably gained eoneeming life's gn-at obleni. .( hat Ue Meant. In one of our district courts, not long sine-p, Itbiopia furnished the plaintiff and defend Bt, and the witnesses on each side also could ace their ancestors to "Afric's burning ad." Oue of the witnesses was a rather . and easy sort of a personage, who came Itbe stand and underwent the fire of the iroosing counsel After the witness had Iren testimony, the tono of which showed n tided bias against the prineirial on the ahr ei.le lh Litter's flttornev took him in nil "You do not like Mr. Jones verv loch, I seel" "No, I doesn't," was tho candid ply. "Why is it that ynu si disliko or Can t say, boss, unless 'tis hes i much o' darky an' a half to suit dis ula." Here his honor turned to the witness ) inquire what ho meant by referring to the tor as a dHrkyan'a half, MMnopoo tho muess replied: "You see, Jedge, 1 call him darky an' a half, coz be puts on too muuy for one nigger, an' not quite enough fur Ira Boston liuilget. A Sore Cure. I First Crook -I've got a soft snap now; tfe, too, 1 1 ;ht itbiu the law. Did you no- thue "how to get thin" advertiseuionU Itbe iaprsl eeonu Crook By jinksl Is them yoursf at do you send in return for the half dol H ond Crook Country board circulars. I Cartoon. A Great FHTor. nmley I say, Brown, as a great favor, ild you mind putting your name on the a-, of my note for thirty duysl Brown (dubiously) Why, I s'pose so, uey. Vt here will you make the note lyablel Dumley Anywhere you like, old man: at your business, not mine. New York IIow lie Got There. rlend (to dentist) Now that you've irot b custom house job you were after I s'pose 111 give up pulliug teeth) ntist es, indeedv. How did you manage to get that Job, Msyf N bad a strong puan Texas Sif thuja -The population of Africa Is ihteen to the squaro mile; in Europe (re are eighty-eight to the same ce, -Iu Liverpool tho rate of mortality 18.8 per cent. Every fourth funeral lhat of a child under ono year old, I every second funeral is that of a Ud under live years old. -Prim-ess Eugenie, of Sweden, has rne the expense of establishing a slon house for the benotit of the planders In tho northern part of den. It is over two hundred miles th of the Arctic Circle. -A Russian officer who has made a r Of observation throuirh India. eludes that English rule thero is It from tottering to its fall. It has uck out so many deep roots that to lurb it would bo no easy tusk." -It has hitherto boon the rule in lan that all persons visiting gov- Imental offices must nllffht from aV horses or vehlelea nt. the outer I unless they were of certain rank. p rehe of feudal timos has now lb abolished. F.vorv .fnnnnnSR is ' at liberty to go whore he pleases loot. Thorough tillage, combined with Ration and drainage, enables Japan, only l'2,O00,0OO acres under till- to clothe and feed 88,000,000 peo- to say nothing of exuortina: an- Y'y 4o.ikh),(X)i) pounds of ten, sov- I million dollars' worth of silk and sqaantities of tobacco and rice. The (ierman Kmnmaa is not a of dress, but w hen she does heraelf in her stateliest robes Prescn s a marvelous spectacle. other Sunday she appeared in a In of while silk, with 11 train set: lyanls long, embroidered w ith gold uver. The material cost 11.500. k twelve girls two months to make Btnbroidery. iThe Etnneene of H. wain Vuvs dis ked small tnlrenu of o-nld tn all who were with him in the i:n- 'rain at the time of the railway Rent near Hork-i in ua tart of miraculotia escape. Tiie keep- ' are minature copies of a sacred Pre which 1 .1,1.. tin. fed after the accident in the dln- a'oon of the train. F appears that laud grabbing has going on at a lively rate in the racinc. Official reiHirts at ""igton are said to show that up 'ore(fner had laid claim to fi acres in the Sm.m.i Islrill.K ph hav. a . ..... i . j Mn wi --- luuii area ui uiv,ie. 'liens aaaerted .ownership of res more than the entire kine- POaaaMes! Durinir the nast two the (Germans hava filed addl- tlaims amounting to nunc thou- i of ment. CHINESE STREETS. J.r mifcu ,u B. NW ,h. Thoro h. I In- streets ill Chln..a.. ..i.;.. . lx U, twelve foet wide, and n Zl ' "JIZ 'T U rom morning to tjUfci .m. . , , qo aecldent Wo iaauoU It to save our Kv01-y U ulS T' huJ " ho brapnrt of his head u d we should hava rktppatj MbUotv 'hlle iHihind him ha.iw ,i0" entlrel.V. When it is cold enough "e the c.H,li..s. in blue ieta and Z ' tOV b " W4tadalM. with a harm ttoros. L ,,s,','" -1 t'temm.r,.ry ho shoulders, enrrving he 7Zl? T 1 ""'-""toH to skip two aMg. "Kb ho. ah ho v hiS Kn,'1 " dn",k M ,our ik- all the brethren of their oral Telt TE" "aS" "hHl1 'W W,th h'm f the .Mediterranean. TntaSJifi 22 hlle we aim to publish the tag flowing rolw wide ad L I u M'M pff in the West we m, in fact, a t onfuclunlst scholar. Here totu-t-s along a woman on her! Thb Samo Afkair. In case of a :lny three-Inch feet, clad in gay em- ' waroo"nt us i"! ft have already ar oroldered jacket, ami delicate silk I ranKed ln wr bi-eiiks out. to leave kirt, perhaps u small siiver-uiounted 1 11,0 K1,,kor in H' hands, or luapeod Wbacco-pipe in her hand, her head P",,ll,'lUi"1' altogether and go to tho adorned with strange hirsute struc- ! fronU " e "h"11 t lls a General. We :ures like a carving knife, a I ,hall bt prepaml to part with a lilwral trwiohsr, a flying swallow, or irhnt 1 4U4al,lD' blood, dtrour our ahmra lot, a touch of rouge to cheeks and I l"u''1 tjl,'lc' n,ul to receive the is, while powder gives mistiness to P1,l"(lilM (,f the multitude. Let 'or go. ttll-flaahed facial charms. Here Is a ! ,i,lllnher! RWaU boy. if it be winter, gaily dressed QOHI T. tiik II. II. Q, .n Indian u brilliant colors, a perhvt ball of named "Mi- that thlnlnn groat deal" aiiiny wrappings -If it be summer. I Irnnk a pint of Bmnson's budge the xjuully gaily dressed in the not unbo- othei-eveniiigand starttsl for his abode Joining garb of his yellow skin alone. I aOTOH the creelc. Yestei-day his doml ror vehicles look at yon sedan chair, i body was found on the highway near ooi-uo by two or throe men. In it mis ' the bridge. fro..-ii s.i stiff that it broke gentleman, elegantly clad in white ir tlowered silk or In costly furs, nc Jording to the season. If there be four ir even night bearers you w ill have j timely warning, for this is a mandarin) ; before him runs a motlev crowd of m. tamers beating gongs, carrying tablets inscribed '-Bo silent," "Muke way." Villainous-looking follows with stoc-pled-crowned Buy r'uw kes hats, armed with w hips, mouthing out uncouth cries, arc the Liotoraof tho great man. Others carry the great silk umbrella, tho badge of office, meant for the official, should he ever wish to mow his heavy well-fed body, with its impressive self content, from his chair. This is an event which riu-ely occurs; in fact it is an awful thought to an BngilahmM that sitting in a chair and scolding are the most violent forms of exercise in which a mandarin erer indulges. On the breast of his handsome silk robe he bears em- , , , ivi i i v.1 "l, ui,or M j which marks his rank; on his hat a button, blue, red crystal or gold, ac- cording to h s dignity, and. If he be u.n....Ku,.0,.Du ur even ivv. eyed peacock s f.M.ther. Occas.onally ..,1... . ,.f 11... ...... a.. ouiuu uii.tuui iii vim puiveo, spieu 11a- grante delicto from the chair, la promptly thrown into the street stripped and beaten. Here comes clat tering and jingling along a small pony. which bears a military official; none but one accustomed to the rough life 01 camps would use so fatiguing a mode of locomotion. This miserable, un kempt being, how ling a dismal ditty, and rattling together tw o bamboo slips, is a beggar. It is as well to give him I the microscopic dole he claims, for he ' will stay there, inert but vocal, till he gains his point. Such a one has boon 1 known to commit suicide in adeteemln- ately parsimonious sliop in ordei bring its owner into trouble with authorities. North china Herald. NORTH SEA TRAWLERS. to the The limy. I- They l.rsve to Keep Soul .. ..I Koily 1'oxether. Every condition of squalor, cold, ex cessive toil and daugor is known to thorn, and during tho greater part of the year thoy do not know a single i.. ,.r !.. ,., U'l.u a ' . I should thev endiii-e sueli a uin.li ii fnto 9 It la because they know- of no other. Many of them leave the parish schools and become apprentices; from that day Until their bleak and ban-on life's end they aro cut off from the world of men. I I. 1. .1.1..I. .1.... ., fVna I I eoo . alllliav nana w ...u vwi.v r ., , , , i. ,x i l .! is rather a long and tedious affair, but ? , . . . , . , , the Blherman stays out at sea for eight weeks at a stretch, and during that time he tnuit be content with alter- j nations of furious labor and mere dull dom, unless some Influence from out-! gido can be made to touch him. ror eight weeks tho men only have their reeking cabin as a refuge from the deck; and tho very name of pleasure would sound strtwge to them. No one who is inexperienced can conceive the extent of the fisherman's ignorance even now, and 1 think that only that same ignorance keeps them from feeling discontented. At their own craft they are consummately skillful; they know the cunning and mvstei-ious wavs of tlshes; they can read the meaning of every change of j floor. Tho stove was upset, and In Its wind, or Sky, or sea; and they are so j fall the Major was mortally Injured, heedless of danger that it is sometimes This is a plain stiitement of the case. ull in. ss oi u . , We all know that the Major was a frightful to see them, fhen, barring h(irs,..,niefi and ne shouldn't have been the worst of the weeds from the slum . thin.9kinned. We all know the they are men of superb physique, and ; an 0$ bum and corrupt offl- thoir pow ers of bearing labor and priva- ciB, and he shouldn't have been so tions aro quite without parallel In my , ready to fight Both wore to blamo experience This noblo set of toilers ; and yet neither could be held culpable, must Ik. reckoned as only equal to the I -Detroit Free Press. merest children in knowledge. When, Keep he Chiidren.t Faithi they are bud, their badnoss is brutal; when thev are good, their goodness is Mothers don t destroy your chll marked bv infantile simplicity. The dren s faith iu you by not keeping sailor goes from port to port; the four promises to them, no matter how arn-trksinan travels from the desolate , trifling they may seem. The simple bail lb. l)ogger or Ameland tc childish faith they place in you should the Quayside f his native town, and ' be a reason, if there waa no other for then he roes back agaln-year in. yeai keeping the promises once made. 1 he out Often on w eary afternoons, wheo j child may doubt every one else but will the' v ,kv stooped low and the dim , believe the mother. A child's faith is water was lushed by the sleot, I bavr i Involuntary, born of weakness and ai ill If . i '.. .. 1 ,. I a .aaln.ia rlananrlannik anI hi mr.ti...i, tlintlirtll Wh.'lt a I lie. Air. tariJIC boldlv asserted that a man IS nearer j or somethinif ol I the eternal verities, that kind, when he is at sea; now I slio.ild my that the usuer wiw .... do ''s hmisi:it' and his doff s life, is a tro'd deal kept away from the verities. . t rnal und otherwise. -Contemporary y v iew. -Vueeh ictona is so fond of fresh lir that she is in the habit of sleeping ith on windows even in the dead of winter. The Empress Maria Theresa .f Austria was more peculiar in this 11 lata ieiSaW even in opecL ner U'i.,lAI' wa Close ne "I1" -'"""-' ind the falling snow often anitea in tnd fell on the paper on which she wrote. It frequently happened that the hands of the hairdresser were partly frozen while attending to her najesty's colJTura. THE ARIZONA KICKER. lecullarltlee of Journalletle Lin I lrro Tvrrllurjr. in two as tho loy loaded it up. The spirit had gone to the happy hunting grounds, there to know sorrow never again. "Ho-that-thinks-a-grout-deal wi" think no more. Had ho thought a great deal more about wtnr mnA great deal less about whisky ho might have pulled through until spring and had another chanoe to run off a horse, but ho had become discouraged and wanted to go. He Is gono. It is well. We traded him a year's subscription to tho Kicker for four big jack-rabbits, and wo are six months ahead of him. Molehill ra Moi ntais. niere is a disposition on tho part of a few mud sills to magnify the little incident which occurred at tho post-office last Tuesday evening. Last week we re ferred to Colonel Crocker as a thiof. We were wrong. He was arrested in Illinois for arson and jumped his bail. Ha n.,.1 In II,., I a in (UP IMJBfc-UIUl U ttllU knocked us down. While down wo explalllL.a that w wer9 ln d he apolo!fi,0(, ftnd helped brush the dirt olT oup 4 r, h wmj it .,, f th(J trlfli UlMmMS L, evtjry-day life -and that class who I - " aro socking to exaggerate the facts will make nothing by it. When we call an incfiidiary a thief a robber, an absconder n bigamist an embezzler, wo shall apologize every time. Thoro la no reason why an editor shouldn't also be a gentleman. Well SCPPLRD. J. M. Tompkins, ourleading and popular druggist, has received from the Kast a fresh supply of al"st3"l'' t""yhnlne and rough on rnU- ,l".v ono requiring any thing m that line will find his goods fresh and hisoprleos exceedingly inodorate. Mr. l'miklns uses the poor just us well as the rich, and all who come are uiado welcome. In (i.u in 1'imk. the "Howling Hy ena," which boasts of a weekly circu lation of I ii copies, and whose jealousy of the Kicker's success is a matter of public comment, ineeringly observed last week that w e had not yet secured the right to put --postmaster" after our name. Don't bo in a hurry, gentle- I men. Wo began on tins ground floor. und u-e enn't ireovv ntnn utoeieu .'ill nt. once. We don't want to be postmaster just at present, being engaged In con ducting a great weekly newspaper, a grocery, butcher shop, and hardware store combined, but when we get more time we may have something to say , , ,. . , about even the governorship. Hie only , , . ' , ., pang of sorrow we fuel is one for tho pang of editor of the Howling Hyena, who will have Ailed a drunkard's grave before Our plans are perfected. A CORRECT VebSIOIT. There are several versions Hying around in re gard to tho unfortunate affair in the Rod Front Saloon last Friday night. As we were present and a witness wo will state that when Major Shamocken came in he was inebriated. Some one laugh- j ingly asked him how he escaped from Joli.-t, and the Major foolishly insisted that his character had been impugned. As wo owed him fifteen dollars he did not want to harm us, but passed on to Judge Shooks. The Judge was also far gone with drink and in bad temper, and the two olonched and rolled on the WDKIuuk unaaouui, auu uu unnum . . . t i i i, , i .. . i. ; i j is nis law aim (jopri. uuv ,m a oaaaaei once distrust the word of bis mother. tnd he loaes forever his simple child ish faith. It Is a shock that the tender sensibilitlen never recover from, and ften a cruel disillusion that make aim ultimately perhaps a cynic Dtt iroit Tribune, llie rapid increase of the foreign population in France ia causing- grunt concern to the government. Since 1886 no less than 482.000 Belgins. 265. 900 Italians, 100,000 Germans, 78.000 Swiss, and 80,000 Spaniards have gone into France ln addition to the foreign noDulatlon previously resident there. In 1851 there were but S81. 000 foreign .w . k... fii nfa-.. ers in a total population of nearly thirty-six millions. In 1886 the for eign population exceeded 1.000,000, while the native population remained nearly iiatioavj- Politl H i l!n BMM aflteltBl aid in the world to strengthen a good name or to supply the want of one. If we did but know how little some enjoy the greatest things lln-y po,,,.,,, there w ould not be M much eOTJ in tho ' world. It Is In loro a it Is In ndlgion; the man with a new goddess is ready to offer up the old idol as the first burnt offer ing. One, a Week. Prejudice Is the conjurer of Imagi nary wronga-atrangling truth, over powering reason, making ttrODf men weak and w eak men weaker. There Is nothing in the world so totlsomo as the pursuit of fame; Ufa concludes before you have so much aa sketched your work. Hruyere. It Is not always the man who looks tho wiset that knows tho most, but most people don't know this, so that it will miv you to look just ns w ise as you possibly can.- Somervillo Journal. Hardly thoro Is much to he thnnkful for In this country that ha food in abundance, enough of material comforts, and, In tho main, freedom from pualllanoa and the horrors of war. Don't think that a man is n genius because ho wears long hair. True ge nius brings plenty of work to both tonsorial and editorial shears, for the Braoh0,UOtod man can always afford to be pllppad. Puck. A recent visitor to the library of Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes says that the books in it that appeared to be most frequently consulted were a Bible and a copy of Shakespeare. I iidrarrardl) l.uuglird at. Tin- niithlukliiK an- MOOi to make Rainpof nfrTOUauaaS. Yi-t thin Is a very real au.l kerloiik ainietlmi. the liarrakiiiK nyiiil'innninf whleti are n nderwl all the more poiKiiaut bv ridicule. The I Mtoma.-h t tikttally iwpousltus lor theae aonin Innia IU weakiiea and dU.irder fliiit a reflex in the tiratn, wlileh In the, beedquaftsn of the Bar vous k.VNlein. Akanerve loiile and trau.Ulllaer, I we baUSTS Ihal lint one ean U. pulnunl out in j efn.tive ai lloitrtler'k Sloiiiai'h llltlera. lure newlnir vtitoriiiiiclliti'illnii. It iirlkei the key OOtl nl rSMVl-rv of and uillelinle by .- .. . ... .. ' ... . . me mi i. iiunnni nen, in'in.irn mi iinei nits'i, . Hbniiriiial lemltlveneii to unexpeolM n.diei j all theie nindlfy and ultiiiiatrly dliappear ai the ayiteni BSini BtNattQI from the itreat tonic. Pyapetnia. IdUntiineii, rheiiinatli.m. .smitlna- 11. 'ii and kidney i iimilaliil- are iiiixliteil by the lllltera. It Ii eaaler to be VlsS nuekelf. for ..then thau for White Elephant of Slain, I.lon of Eng land, Drwron of China, Cross of SwItieV. land, Banner of l'eria, I 'rescenl of K pi- NERVOUS "'"ility, 1 oaarvwnr. Hamina DoaUa Kale of Kussla S,r of Chill, c ZZ JjlZ'Zohil? 'w ( Ircle of Japan, Imp of hrin. , YOUNC MEN """ ftrom iha effeet. To net these buy a liox of the nenulne Yv,",mra(,t,liull7,1, ,,,,,,, I)k. C. McI.ank's Cki.khuatku LivkkI yT",?,'J ?''u.!LTVJ..h'T"''h''''''t,'',rl':'",lr,Vl Pills, price to cents, and mail us the out-1 VVPlSff!l aaSSfaS side wrapper with your address, plainly eame, prompUy and laleiycured. written, and I rents in stamps We will MIDDLE-ACED MENWI .1 1. . 1 1 . . . ..... v. -i - . wmmmww awwm wiih.li. UNW u.Bll yu.l ine nuove Okl wiui ll UltJ- gant package of oleographic and chro matic tarda. Flkmin-oBkoh., Pittsburo, Pa. rasesrlty unmasks Um rleesi adwtlt; veaU Hie vlrlnes. I'oiiKiiiiiplloii Mn . i) Currd. To tiik KMTOai I'leaae Inform vour n-adera that I bave a pnilllve remedy fnr the alaive naincii niM'ase. nv na uineiv iiii" innnaanui nf I, cHsea bave 1 n nuriusnunllv eimsl l,,i . . o 5 1 mail n- man in aen.i !.. nonius m my rvin.- dy i um In any of jniir readeri vvhn have cos- aiiniptlnn If lin y will end me their oxpreii and pmtnltlee addreal. Hi ipeelflllly, T. A M.I II I'M, II. Co 11 I earl lL, New York. m Life II 1.111 1. abort day, but It In wurkliu daji llesli es to Hear Teatlmni.y . Henry Tlinrne, TrHVellnit Secretary nf the V. M. .'. A.. writeH frOM Kicter Hall, strand, Lou don. February -J. lsss: "I dealn In la'ar my teatliiinny to Ibe value of Al. lock's PoatTB I'l.AsTKRs. 1 have ntsd them fnr I'.-iins lii the back und lldSanilOl fmm rheu ttane and ether eauiei, never vvltiintil ilerlv liilf bsnsfll fr.nii their appllcHlluti. They an easily applied and very c.itnf.irliiiK. Thnae ell Kaxed as I am In public work, which UVOlvSI sposttis tn ludden obaani nf tonpsratara, will dn well In keep a supply nf Ai.bc.icK's Tours PLAStaas In their purtinanteaiii." Diversity nf nplulnn provtHi that thtiiKiarc nuly but we think lliein. llapp) lie. uvrry . There in iinthlnir I now enjoy thai I do mil owe to bavliiK used Itr." Pavld Kennedy's Fa vorite Ituiiu'dy, nf lloundout, N V.. al a lime When I wan iiiffWInK all Hint a hiiinan beliiir could endure. My tmuhlca hcnati Iu my kid-I neya, from which I never expected In recover. My physician aald I had Hrlhl'i dlaeaae. Later I bad n bad attack nf Kravel Sin yean an tail June hnw well 1 remeinla-r lhat day I law Dr. Kennedy's favorite Heinedy advt-rtlacd lu our paper. After uilnir three ImltlcH I wai well. I have never had a return of the dlm ase, ami thmiKh I am over sixty yean nf aire I am vIk Oltiai and ntrniiK, ai I wan lu mv prime. What physicians and he many remedies I hud taken could unl do, Ir. Kennedy, n Kavnrlle Kemeily did; It Hayed the dlieaiu and made me a well wninan.--lira Kmlllne I". Mltuer, lliirx Hill, O. Dr. KlNMRDY'a Faviiritk KkmkiiY. made at Rnndniit. N. Y. 1; 6 for In. Send for bnod, how tn cure Kidney, l.lver and Mined dlsofdara Ideas area ennlul Ihal licari lutereit only In the hands nf talenl. I or ap Irrllalrd Throat, t'ougli) or old, "Hnnrn'i llnmrhMTruehfi" are of terml wllh the fiilleat eoiifldunce III their efllra ey. Akild uni fn laijri. If you haven't time tn he rood, atep over and ' tairrow a little of vour besetting sin If afflicted with Bore Kyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Ky- Water. UrutralaU sell It Uo. Tbv Okrmba for brrwkfaat. III aoperlor eiaaUanea pro In trjilliuoj .a-boaaeafo aiore than k quarter of a century. It la uiad br the MM Slatea (loveniment Knd .ral by the heaSa of Uie (.net Unlnraltlea aa Ibe Htr.aiaaal. 1' irralaod nv HeaJihful Dr Prlo?l Creeja BaktM FuwiW doae aa eonulaAnamookvLlliieorAlam. rt..ld .mlf In ekak PRIC'I BAKIRO Pl)WDBO(J. siw TORK. CHIt'loo. SAM rKlnr'o. DDI UI 9V Inforroatlon.relthef aex, aeelnl, rill I Al I lr. Private lilaeaeee cured. Maetrtd rarln .. rraarlare, al. LADIES! A HE' RKT TOD WOULD Ilka tn know. eabcrlaHv Maaailti Libisa of Oell i cate health Send etamp for full parUca'.ara of tbli freat W.n to worses, aent In aacirely aealed letter DB OtAIMI, I bei 1S41, laa Franetaee CaL 4LLWEqA7F CREAM gAKlNg IASTHMA CURED! t , .1. II a ri.iMil Ulirl aal I OU a. raanaa a m . rs m. m i. w r. k mm r JACOBS 0l FOR NEURALOIA. auralgia aa Pirlll--N . U)80 Cni. apnsilaU Tmi a wlk nhm II Mill llk nnlaU u4 a'i7u I k.a u un ku U m 1 wB aaawniut t, nu n. .b. k4 u4i unai W a MUa ( sa JkMka on u,. oau wtlk joi r marsi ftm lama I Vaara Lata'-rirnaaant Car. aprlMa' Ttkk . 0.1 IV 1111 7 ia i ral7iaa u4 MKI4 kl klk a " Srf.1. I i tetu. II J . b. uu .h. u knl Ut ..... Sk U in lli.lt (ill 4m kU tkkMMnrkkk4aiikiiiM J oa r ktuarii aa o Druffiilt and V.i.Vti CwrywHan. aba Charlaa A. f again Co., Balls., ua. WHAT SCOTT'S EMULSION OON8UMraOH SOROrULA BRONCHITIS 0OO0H8 GOLDS Wasting Diieaaei CURES Wonderful Flesh Producer. 8eott's Emulsion is not a secret remedy. Coutaiuiug the stimulating Hypophos- lilntoa and rure Norwiian t'od Liver Oil, tue p.. i n. of liotli being Ian, creased. It is used by l'hysicisns liirgtily in- all ovoi inn wuriu. PALATABLE A8 MILK. Sold by all Ifc-Hwiafa. Seine yean aao I was thrown from a norm In Mt-l,Fiinan i-niinty, and risvlve.1 u rrlKlitr.il wnuml mi tine nf my lis;, Knr in. ire l him a Mir 1 waa un able to walk. T.'n. wuuml uleeraleil ami renie1 In beal, ami every line tbouiibt 1 Wimbl bave tnHii inlt tnam.iita1lnii. M.H.H. waa reeummeinliM, a'ul I u.hI ii freely, ami I Nball never io-t tlir.MiKb Ibanklnit rt. M. K. ine I.. Hur ts' bu. aavlnit my leu, anil renlnrlng met.iHrris-l beallb. (Uhlanr W'il.n i . hi m vv i .,N. halasatas, i.... July, it, -as. Hrnd for treallae on llbmil an.l skin lilnetvwst; aaaUM rris BW1FT HPXCIP.0 Co.. Pfawsffl, Ailania, .la. Qe.SPINNEYs fir SninilPV A C.n wl rin SL ' Ur P,Mne7 W' KMaai.01 a ( all nr lilrell . -.,. r Kl.lneyi or Illk.liler, Weak Hauk Nervmia im nr amnejrk or lllnliler, Weak Hauk, Nervmia 'blllly, W a.linir of Seniuf Btreutriu, io., eur.nl i.l nSMM to beat, by vtjrur. ... ij. i rraoiui unama to nan in mar lie tnvue. at their h.imra. by eorrmmimiene. Hedielnea am initruetlona aent by manor einraaa. Ciiniultatlai iree. renin eenti In itamm ur l!lc Touna .Min i 1 t'rieaaoriluidno wadiuct I CURE FITS! ,1.... . , . .u 1 ,(" ""' """ 1,1 "'"P fur a Ulna and bare Hu m return analu I mean a radiol cure r h,..-mle n ... ,i,. nf 1 1 1 - mm... or rki.i.' aicasaaa a ble I..114 itudy I warrant my nsmsli l ui cur.' the ..ii um llecauw ..tbm bava falleili no rraaon fur not una ircelvinaa rure Send jdoSM ir a Ireallae and 11 lieu I. .til,, of my IntalllUi. IHBIllj UIt Kiirein mul l.t lilies,. 11 o mm m u laaraan st . ni w v..r A BIG SHOW mlth'a Oaah 8lora, 418 front Bt. , a. F., Oak larfeat fenaraJ dealers west of the .M luiuippt airar. Dry Oooda, Notlona, Uoalery, Under wear; Wall Paper, Stationery, Blanketa, Bad dluf. Boots, sud Bhoea; Canned Qooda, Dry Iraiu. Wooden, Tin, Crockery, OUua .Uraulte tad Hardware. Heat, Flah, Provlalona, Honey, Orala, feed, Groceries, Pure Rplcea, Beedi, Be am. Drata, Hedeclnea; Clocka, Ammunltlom, Rubber Oooda, Tenia, and qaaotltlea of othsr fooda al loweat prices for Caah only. Bend 3 a ktarap for fall hit by flrtt mail, and learn how MUvecheepand wellat imall coat; 13 yean la hoafneaa; Cuatomera In every County wast el the Kocky Mooatataa, and many alsswasrs, THE VAN MONCI8CAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. Mis. 133 and 131 Tlllltll NTItKKT, Portland, OreKon. Ii Uie mil Trlval.' UU panel n In rurtlanil nr uti ii Uin Noilbaest I 'oast nbure tiutlmila an-111 fully tiuatnl r. rall N KHV Ol H. tillto.Nie AMI II: IV All. lllHKAHKH in juiuia or nl.l, lltikle or uiairiiil, mcli ai IAIHT MANIKHII), Marvoui debility, kemliial liHWel, fallinf meinarr. lypalutM enikllmii, .1 teuta of meronry. kidney aud tilasl.ler Iruublea, nii orrbaa, nbs.t, ilrloturu etc CONBIII.TATION l l l l ItawkKii If ynu have an Old Sure thai BSSdl h.allng, and lhat other remedlea have fulled In heal; or a breaking out or Itching nf the acalp nr body; or a llnil, Hum, .'lit, ur any ailment for which a Halve la lulUhlc, buy a tSBl Ikix nl Mealran Malve. which Ii Warranted to Cure when everythlngelae falli. If not kept by vour druijKlit lend eeiiti lu itainpi tn J. (' Im mim Agt., Anuria, Or , and receive a box by mall. o TheBUYERS-OUIDEIs Issued Uaroh and Hept., I each year. It Is an onoy- lolopedla of uaoful Infor- fmation for all who pur ohaee the luxuriea or the neooaaltlea of life. We oan clothe you and furniah you with all the neeeaaary and unneoeaaary sppiisncea to ride, walk, dance, aleep, eat, flah, hunt, work, (O to church, or atay at borne, and in varloua alsea, atylea and quantitiea, Juat figure out what ia required to do all thnae things COMFORTABLY, and you oan niako a fair eatimate of the value of the BUYERS' OUIDE, winch will be aent upon receipt of 10 oenta to pay poatace, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IU. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! ' neelmeat mail, nnKll la.ira. rsml a. I..r mililni larire liltia.ra.H . .., A lib full p .rtleulaia. If,.,. ura.tured by V.ti. atlaNr o l7 4t lOUI.ake Ml. Chleag . III. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS id :x:m tiuutrs turn. OHffaal, bC Ml; Mimi aui a mm lie. kek ' . ' ,1'Imi . Dikaioad Braa4, is lallM Uis sjHekl kl. Al trialai . ..ut aa atkrr. ITT 1. U M.U. a.i uwirt. klak eieayin in. s i.rrIC ir. ui..!. he aartawiar ,1.1 "niirrr I alia.- . , " uu ... r4er ul le.eee keatk. UMII'kekaneeeataeB. laetiei Ulekeeter t keailral (ovaUlaesaa.,rkila.,Pa. OPIUMflMM Dr. Weather by' i Antldotea, In aae 17 yrara. ur. neuoerDyi Aniioova, In aae 17 yrara. Bpeclal Morphine Habit fare also, i ..rm ponrleiice (.'onldunusi. Call on or addreaa 1. j AIKKS, Manaer. Room M, at Ann a Balld lag . Uu franeleeo iirw dm A ia, .ni yea ' tWbV tah..(mWmW V ' 1M aktaasaaa. I tirvriiw ,. i ., . n .1 mr lua t) k Iba nnlr kurilrli' furlUrevtuliicurk el ll.ln 'l!. ...... .1 II INl.llAllAM M i, AniklrriUui, N V. W havt ...II nu (1 hH many i. (nil n . f T.i I'.TI. JJMrMiM4 k. MB gJV ajaji aiiww. EM arawii kf m UUtiuCiaalsdOa aivkii ii. v i.f.i ut mi f. IU i I. II HYCIIFCO.. illi'M". Ill 1.00. Ruld by lirugflkik. I 'iar...l AFTERNOON TEA. Said Mrs. 0. to Mrs. t). I'Twas o'er a cup of flux Ihiheal: "Our pivlljr li.H.tea yuli.ler, Hike irnliiisl In liMikasiii prlsliujly; She seoius as well 11s well .-.111 la-1 What Is the iiiuai', I wonder?' For " run-down. " debilitated and overw orked women. Dr. Tierce's Favorite Preaorlptlou is the best of ail reatoratlre touloa. it is a potent Speelfla for all those Chronic Weaknesses and Diseases M-cullur to Women; a powerful toulc and nervine. It imparls vigor and strength to the whole system. It promptly uiivs weakness of Itomaon, Dauaea, Indigesiion, bloating. 'weak buck, nervous proatratlou, debility and sleeplessness, h i, oareiully oompounaed by an expe rienced and sklllliil physician, ami adapted to woman's delicate organization . Purely rentable and perfeotly harmless in any condition of the system. " Farorite Preaeriptlon " is u aly medicine for women, sold bv druggists tin. f. r 11 .n.nfiiy ijnartnttt of satisfaction in .-verv case, or price ($1.0(1) refunded! This guarantee has been printed 011 the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully cairied out for many years. Copyrighted. 1888, by Wonui-s IIispksahv Mkiucai. Association, Proprietors. . , THB ORIGINAL ?ISS8 LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely 'nenniileil Intake. One tin V. NllUltr - I'llllll ll IlllUllia II nil. 1. Ill . t lIlMllliill. I dt-ntugt'iiieiiis of the Hl.unaeli and Ikiwcis. To ..ui. . pers ion I f'nrmerk.- ilia llntiur. ta.nl Dial the Soila nr Malrrattiaynll uauabuuld be whlta and l'ure akiua aa all aluillar aubst-uiuea seed forfood. Tolaaara obtaining only the "Arm A llauiuu r " brand Hoda nr salur.it a. b if It In "pumul or bk'f pound" earlooM vhlok bearotsi name au.l trade-mark, aa Inferior u .1 krakoma tliiieaanbiiiiuled for the "Arm A lliiumur ' t.ran.l when biuiiibt In hulk Parllea iikIuk Daklng Pnader ah.iuht rvinane bar that IU kola riling property e.mklata of hf- Otlt TIIAIIK MAKH oarbonale ..f inila. Una Usiapooiiiiil of ibe -Arm a BMSatef" brkii.l ol Bnda o. Haleratua mlxad with SOW milk HUala Pncked in Card ON IV IK ANY ONE CAN DYE A Dress, or a Coat, ) fay Colon n.LL AT iL V r niooons, rvuuiun, r grtjgj Yarns, Rags, etc. ten cents ami In many oilier wkyi 8AVK Money, and mka thlngi look Ilka NEW, by uiing DIAMOND nvKS I br wmk Ii eakv. almnle. aulck : die colon thu BEST and FASTEST laSM Aik for DIAMOND DYES and take no other. Tor Gliding or Bromlng Fancy Artlciaa USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Oold, Silver, Bronia, Copper. Only to Cents. Babv Portraits. 4 l',,rtt,.n,.,,l I.. ..lit 1 1 1 1 1 I. lll'l UI' turea Imm life, printed on fine ilnt.' iiit by pnicni iimaii ina ea, M'lil free in Hotherof any llaiiv Uim within a year. Kvery M.ilher minis Ih.-ae plontrej ; leiul at mice. Illvs Ilul.w's onn.n an.l lore. fWEllt, RICHARDSON 4 CO., unmnvivni th .vToiajSono , D Y g a M wPBH EnBwBl - WW TO MAKE A flj W Delicious Biscuit aKfly :tJM LHLt Akk your Grocer H fr.iLmT mm CLOTHING For Men and Boys at "THE HASTINGS," Li-k House Block, San Francisco. MAM & BENEDICT, c. C. HASTINGS & Co 87 Ysars in prsssnt looatiou. lo 0 at oat), hainpu-k worth M.IS il'KKK. I.liii'a nut under horkea' feet. 'Write Hrk-wntrr stul.li Kela II i I ii.. Hell V. Mich. SI (In! WW AY S1KAM1V1I. FKANBafe 3 I C1 1 IT I . k,ii h, Oablsr, Koanlah l-Uuoai BaidaM Ofsaua, bud lnilrumaok Lanaal uwk of Mhtw4 MukM and Hookk Hudk aspfOaa l K.iuro l-Mo-i UATTH1A8 oXaT 00., KM KB ilrvM. Had rnuMtaoo N. I'. .V. U. No. I'HIl S K. N. (J. No. :7 Said Mrs. I), to Mrs. 0. "She's obABfOd Indissl, Imt then, you a She put imldo 0l1Je1ll.u1, And trM that Unions remedy, Which did so much for you and mo Pierce's Favorite Preaeriptlon." Vegetablo and Perfeotly Harmless. as 11 l.lver I'lll Sinnlli at. cheajHsit caahsit lull. I II El....'. f'niss. ktlj.kr II il lu , si i .111. Illllnna III... I,- I .it aieaaurhe. m tvuts, by di IMBMBj. fmir lump oon fula of th la'it Baking l'owdar.aav Ing twenty tlmea Ua coat, bealdea being much healthier, because It dona nut oon tain any Injurloua aubataneea, aurhaa alum, terraalba. etc., of which many Bak ing Powdara am made. Dairymen aud Farmers ah. mid tike nnlv the'-Arm A Hammer" brand for cleaning and keeping Milk Paoa Uweet and Clean. L'ktmoK. Ken that avary pound package of "A rm and Hammer Brand" enntalna full IS ounrra nut. and the t pouBd packagei ftU 1j uunci net, Ho.lk or Kkleratua kauia aa apeele Aud on each packaga. V I'ACKAdF. $5: Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft Cleanse the System with that most reitaua mudtclno Fame's Celery Compound. It purifies the blood, cures Constipation, and regulates the Uver and ''""T" iriirnlssaa lag the Bystein of all waste and dead matteta. Paine's Celery Compound combines true nerve tonic and nticngtulng iUuIIU.m, reviving tho energlon and splrUs. " I have la-en troubled for some years with a cuuipllciitliin nf (limculttes. After trying va rious n-medleH, mul not tlmllnir relief. I tried Paine's ( clcry ('uinianiiiil. Ileforu taking one full bolth ibe long tniuhlcHoine aymptoiuii be gun lo aulrslde, aud I can truly wiy now, lhat I feel like u new luuii. Iilgi'stlun has Improved, nlld I lime gllllli il I' ll IKiUluls In . l;lil aloes I have ciiiiiimuicisl liiklngthnroiripuiinil." IIiinkstus Htkaknm, iclclivllle, Vt. fl.oo. sit fortn.oo. Atlirugglsui. Waus, HicutKvsoM C Co., Uurlmgton, VI COW BRAND SODA o SALERATUS. kbaolaUly Ptra. DO IT NOW