EUGENE CITY GUARD. LLIAiriKM, -ru.rlrlr. EUGENE CITY. OREGON. A COMEDIAN'S JOKE. In Kri uii.iii.-ii.lril a I'niiular TVaih- Ingtmi pi.. i. i to a follow Actor. Mr. Powers, tho wall-known comic opera comedian, perpetrated quite a llttln joko just before the arrival of the company in Washington. It la custo mary for tho advance agents of theat rical or operutio companies to obtain the prices of the different hotels In each city and send till information back to the HHMnr of the company, ho that aolnctlon of rosldonoe may be made by the principals and member of the choniH. lly Home accident tho Hut of Washington hotels did not reach the "yeomen of tho Guard" company and nany members of the compuny were bout to visit Washington for tho first time. Said one of the men, an Kuglish- mnn. to Mr. Powers, iw tho truiu was approaching the capital: ' Toll mo where to stop In Washing ton, old chap? Of course you have been there beforo, but I have not, don't you know?1' I didn't know any thing about It," aid 1'owors, "until you mentioned It Lot mo soo, there are several hotels In Washington; there is Willard 's, of his toric renown; tho Arlington, whoro President Cleveland rested before he was inaugurated. Then there is tho Hotel 'hamberlaln, famous for its ox- qulslte oulsiiM. Welcker's, too, Is favorite resort for tho moro prominent members of tho profession. Hut as you are going to the capital of tho United States for tho flrst time I would Bug Ifest that you try the most exclusive place in town. Very fnw professionals top there, but some of tho best known and most noteworthy men In the conn try are regularly seen In Its corridor, I have never rcrnalnod there over sight, as I stay with friends during my visits to the capital, but I always drop In and glanco over tho portruits In tho picture gallery and tuku u turn around the green house." "Picture gallery, green house. Why, that ninust lie a doocid lino place. I upHjso tho rate is pretty stiff." "Yes, rather; but If you toll thoin who you are 1 think they will make 3 or $1 a day rate." "0, I could stand that for n week aid the innocent seeker for Informa tion. "What did you say tho name of the hotel as, old man?" "It is (Milled the White House. Any cab driver in Washington will know where to laid' you. .1 list mention my name and don't let them bin IT you at the door. They are very cheeky some times, espuciully if they don't kuow you." It is said that on that same day a badly-used-up person who looked llko an Englishman was seen to lly down the flagged walk loading from the por tico of the executive mansion of Phila delphia avenue, vociferating for a cnb to take him ami his trunk awav from tho most "exclusive place in town. Cor. Pittsburgh Dispatch. MAN'S HEAD-GEAR. An Artliio About Wlili-li Mhii iiIIiis Vanity Is Always i . ni . . . i The hat, every one will nllow, has always been pre-eminently that portion oi male continue around which our aocial amenities have circled. Politics and politeness have been bound tip with It, until it has become almost as Impossible for the followers of any cult to hold certain "views" without a bat to suit them, as to Imagine an aesthetic without a dado. There Is the Cardinal's hat anil the lllshop's (hovel, tho student's trencher and tho curate's felt, the low church and the high church hat, the Quaker's broad brim and that peculiarly knowing type of head covering which, according to the County Court witness Is the sign of "your perfect gentleman. In Chau cer's day the "Ktaundrlsh heaver hat" as much marked the merchant as the ou'-wester dues the seafaring man in our own times. When tho Puritans affected ample flaps and a steeple crown, the Cavaliers adopted narrower brims and a superstructure docked with a resplendent feather. At a later date, the "Monmouth cock" and tha "Kamilles cock" marked the macaroni ami the man of quality, and though hats and "hat honor" are for the mo ment not so much wrapped up with punctilio ns they were, yet It Is still that portion of a gentlemen's atlira employed to express courtesy or re spect A white hat is unquestionably a more reasonable color for tho tall chimney pot than black. Yet It is not every man, even in summer, who bas the courage to wear one, urn), as any one who has attended a unlvortdty Celebration is aware, It shares with a rod tie tho especial animadversion of Iha sarcastic undergraduate. The hat of olvllUatlon is maligned, and ridi culed, and cnrtactmvd, and one of the chief joys In getting beyond the pre cinct of Ismdon it to cast It aside. In a pioneer settlement In America or Australia it is markedly absent. But one of tho first signs of a frontier "city" emerglug from Its war with tho wilderness Is the resumption by Its more solf-rcuctlng citizens of the dis carded "stovepipe" tienerul Grant, indeed, lov.sl it so dearly that he would often sit on horseback, through some of the hottest tights, with this unwarlilco helmet on his head. And now wo hear of one of his countrymen trying tho costly uncertainties of the law all for the "right " of wearing it In the thea ter, just ns certain nobles have before new bought, at a great price, the privi lege of standing covered In the pres- ' "' - Loudon Standard. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. , THE ARIZONA KICKER -Soarandflop (grandiloquently) '"" Lata lasaa of Thai tcrprUIni Western Haeau f.f now a BASELY UNGRATEFUL. i. i.i, TloUtsd tn V.. II II IT ....... ill Ills rruf. Yes; It pays to do right Honesty Is ' .M1M.,W, are compelled An old fellow t " " fenc0- i..i r.nii..u fi.rui: ' VrsnUlo 1 . . ,1 . .. . - smbiIi UllBM nair """"" f"- - to aoolo'' ze to our suoscriDers lor mo run my on - "tt'h don't vou have it renewed." , , , ,.iMi nnd his face wore ' . lypograpllicai appuaraiuxi ui m ,u i..i. A , III,-. "I am onnnsod to all trnmes Of and thus ao am opposed to all games chancy." said Kawson. "And yet you got married?" said Law son. "Yea, and that's why I am so strongly op posed to 'em. Drake's Magazine. Tho Kansas legislature contains too newspaper men. who at once ele vate its standard of Intelligence and reduce it average percoutago of wealth. Kansas City Star. "I know my dofects," said B-Jen-klns pompously; and as tho bystanders looked at him admiringly, ono of them whispered to another softly: "What nn awful lot that man must know!" Somcrvlllo Journal. Mr. Garrulous "Why do people think the Sphinx typical of wisdom, lleorgef" George (who Is still suffer ing trom the effects of curtain lecture) "I guess it Is becayiso the Sphinx always keeps Its mouth shut." Har per's Ua.ar. She "I must show you my now clock before you go." He (facetiously) Some of my friends tell me I am homely enough to stop a clock." She 0, that won't matter! It can be itartod again." Life. "Can't you sparo me a littlo money, papa?" "How much, dear?" "Well, I want to buy enough material to make one of suits." "Am." "What's the matter?" "Got a duty to perform." , It must bo an unpleasant one. No, tho duty Is pleasant enough, a to- A traveler, ent issue, uwing mm .uu- u - rebKu. -r tnoss of ade. a keg of ink which we ordered noticing me om SMofcaajm fulled to reach uf. and rath- countenance, stopped er than miss an issue we compounded dressed him: asuhstitute. We don't seem to bava "You seem to be worried. bit the right proportions, or else mo lasses and lamp-black are not the proper substitutes. As It will beim- possible for subscribers to make out j anv of tho reading matter, wo will solace them with the statement that ' but the waiting Is tiresome, there is littlo or nothing worth read- -Why do you wait?" ing. We hadn't much time to give to ! "See that house up yonder? the paper last week, and It is just as , "Yes." well that we hadn't It -ould have! "Well, thoro's a fellow In there that been time thrown away. . j I am going to larrup as soon as he ! comes out" The T'stai. Reward. -We tinder- j ..iIo has done you an injury, I sup stand that Arizona Joe, Colonel Ml-1 poae." ton, Dick Fenshaw and othor Ingrates i jj0 hag are going about with tho statement that ..Vhat did he do?" we were horse-whipped by the Widow Well. I'll tell you. He came Into Burnham one day last week. When j thii neighborhood about six months we refer to these hyenas as living liars, I and befU to praetico medicine, we do so in all gentleness. We d"' ! j. have boon a practicing physician In afford to get mad and kick such freaks, thls community for thirty years, yet I of nature. Arizona Joe Is wearing a ; mUd tho upittrt kindly. How did collar wo lent him from our slim stock, ! Qe ppay m,.a With tho bosost ingratt and if anyone will rip the Colonel' tude 8ir vou how it was. coat down the back ho will find one About two WOek ago old Poter Nolan of our undershirt's surrounding the in- j . u .. wfutiv gick. He was as grate's body. When Dick Fenshaw struck this town ho hadn't eaten any the now-fashlonod bathing 1 thing but pig-weed for throe dnys, and 11 right, ray dear. Get what 1 he was trying to make a pack of cards you want. Hero la half a dollar. Klchfleld News. "What shall we do If the price of flour goes up any further?" exclaimed Mrs. Kneadem to her husband. "I can suggest a simple romody my dear," re sponded Mr. Kneadem, quietly. "Just contlnuo your homo baking and we j need not anticipate anv rise in bread." 1 Montreal Star. A Young author "Doctor. If I can't get some relief from writer's cramp I I shall have to give up my literary work. I havo come to you for advieo." Doctor (who has read some of his literary work) "My young friend, quit writing entirely, and rellof not only instantaneous but widespread will follow."- Chicago Tribune. "You used to think a littlo moro of me nnd not quito so much of your self In tho days when you were courting me," exclaimed Mrs. Brown, tearfully, during tho course of u little conjugal conflict. "You never said a truer thing than that," replied the bruto. "I forgot myself entirely at that time or I never would liavo proposed." Torre Huuto F.x press. -Kdltnr great magazine "Hero is a line article on 'Modern Art,' but it is written by some unknown jay wholives In Pumpklnvillo." Assistant --"All right; I'll go out and tind some great artist willing to put his name to it. (iuess ono will do it for $100." "Very well; I'll send the jay fifty cents and teil him to keep quiet, and that maybe we'll take another article from him soino ilav anil let him use las own Philadelphia Iteeord. cover his naneunoss. stomach, gave him a him out of the slough We filled his coat and lifted This is our re- sick a mun as I ever saw in my me. Why, ho had swamp fever, rheuma tism, pleurisy, and a numbor of othor diseases. I was called in. As soon as I looked at him 1 saw that ho had no show, and I told him that it would not be honest for mo to give htm meuicino ward. Sick transit! Sick gratitude! j an(1 t,lk(J hj8 mo0y wnea 1 knew that Sick hyenu! Welcome Back. Prof. Whitewater entered the Kicker ollico day before vA.i...lfl,r with K..mtiwr umile and ex- ... j-j i j ..v. t .K,ii ! Thai viiiinc sniuo was called in. What leuueu utiuu ituui uu tiiwi in.o " wvu. --- , t mnnfh. s.nt. in the nenitentiarv. did ho do? Act with corresponding I could do him no good "That was surely commendable," said the travclor. "Of course; but mark tho difference. nionson "lla, tin: Mores r.n ar ticle which says that before the close of the nineteenth century wo shall soe women running locomotive engines on our railroads." Mrs. Blobson "Well, why not? Don't you think they would make good onos?" Mr. Blobson "In some respects, perhaps, lhey would keep a good lookout ahead, anyway." Mrs. Blobson -"Why so?" Mr. Blob son "Because they would havo their heads out of tho cab window nil the tlmo to show their now bouuet" Burlington Free Press. A PECULIAR STONE. It !'.,., ... s tho Flnlhlllly ut it I'lrro of India Klltihtir. The Washington Star gives nn inter esting nccount of a stone belonging to the chief clerk of tho War Department. It weighed about a pound, nnd was 13 Inches In length, 2) in width, and J of an Inch thick. On picking it up from the desk, when his attention was called to It, a reporter noticed that it bent slightly at the ends, nnd had tho feel ing of an elastic substance. On re moving the wrapper, however, it wus seen to bo a hard, compact piece of sandstone, of a light yellow color, with the ends cut to points. The texture of the stone was line, nnd presented no evidence of stratification, and was smooth over tho entire surface, A knife-blade made no impression on the particles. There was no doubt as to Its being n genuine stone, but it never theless possessed tho flexibility of a piece of India rubber. When taken in the hand anil shaken In the direction of Its flat surface it would bend hack and forth with a dull, muffled sound. The movement was more of a laxity In the adhesio.n apparently, than an elasticity. When held horizontally by one end the other would main In Ho was unfortunate enough, it will be remembered, to hurt some one in a lit tle dispute at tbo Bed Front Saloon, and tho court thought It best for him to take a littlo vacation. The professor ' returns homo looking in good health and filled with enthusiasm over the progress the town has made during his absence. Wo welcome him. A little State prison experience hasn't hurt i him, nor won't hurt any of our towns- j men. Cav Be OvEitiOOK ki. A few of our j citizens seem inclinod to censure Major Whitbock, our chief of police, for being drunk on tho streets yesterday. We ' don't b'diove that giving a man an of fice should deprive him of tho rights and privileges of a citizen. If business Is sluck and tho major feels liko going on a spreo tho break can bo overlooked In a community where half the eminent ( citizens sloop on tbxdr front doorsteps , five nights out of seven. Those who ' criticise soem to bo actuated by a spirit of jealousy. A False Alakm. When tho stage drove up the other evening the report got abroad that one of the passengers was a Chicago detective, and somo forty or fifty of our leading citizens broke for tho country on a cantor. Most of them laid out all night, with the thermometer stand ing ut four de grees below. The following casualties aro reported: Captain Johnson -Bight foot frozen so badly that amputation is talked of. Judge I Yllinm lint h cars frost bitten and nose badly mad up. Prof. Swoony Broken leg, caused by a fall while running. Major Adams -Ears, noso nnd seven toes frost bitten, and his spine badly wrenched. Esquire Dnvis-Soverni frost bites, a sprained ankle and tho probable loss of a portion of his beautiful Boman nose Detroit Free Press. SLAVES IN TURKEY. Toor OlrU Kntlrrd From IMf IInmu And Sold st Conntantlnoplr. An extensive female slave trade is still carried on in Constantinople in splto of tho consuls of the Christian powers. Hardly a we It passes without tho arrival of n white-haired courier, between C.'i nnd 70 yours old, accom panied by a convoy of young girls, mostly from poor families in Gnlicla, whom he has induced to come with him to the Turkish capital under tho promise of a "splendid ' situation or a "rich marriage," The Austrian con sular officials, as well as those of other powers, have kept a wakeful eye upon this old scoundrel and stopped him from landing his "wares" in Constan tinople itself. It is now discovered that he takes them to a spot where they are out of reach of European law Kawnk, tho Turkish quarantine station on the Bosphorus. Here they are unshipped and sent ultimately to Constantinople Here droii and re by the land route to Buiukdere. that position. With the two not a soul is troubled about their de- ends supported on rests the free center plorable fate, and their redemption could le pressed half an inch Mow tho from tho horrors prepared for them is middle lino. With ono end held firmly ' only possible through energetic for on the desk the other could be heut up-! elgn help. The "proprietor" takes them to a certain bourse. Casino, where his living honesty? No, sir, ho pitched in and gave old Pete a lot, of medicine." "And killed him, ohP" "Well, no; tho scouudrol has about cured him." "Yos, but that proves him to be a good physician." "A good physician!" tho old fellow exclaimed. "W hy. blnst him. he knew that I had said old Pete couldn't live. Ho knew that my professional reputa tion was nt stake. Why didn't ho let the old fool die' Why did ho want to cure him and ruin me? It was an un professional act, sir. und just as soon as ho comes out of that house I'm going to whale him. I am not going to bo insulted in my old age, I am not going to allow a young popinjay to ruin tho profession. Wail till becomes out and vou'll hear something drop."' Arkan- saw Traveler. AN EXCELLENT MAXIM. Iliivn w Tlmo for Thing, and !) I .. i TtilliR 111 Its Time. "To overv ihlnir there is a season, and a time to every purii.ise under the heuven." Never was saying truer than this; never one of moro universal applica tion; never ono the disregard of which would cause more diro confusion. "A time for every thing and everything in its time," should bo tho companion maxim to "a place for every thing and every thing in its place;"' and if it wero made ono of tho rules for living how much more could bo accomplished in a stated period than if duties wore performed and various pursuits pleas urable or otherwise, followed without regard to tho fact that there is "a time to every purpose under tho heaven." Such, however, is tho perversity of human nature, that wo are perpetually taken possession of by a demon of longing to do a certain task or enjoy u certain pleasure in the time that wo arc positive, beyond a doubt, should bo devoted to some othor purpose. Who has not been the victim of this strong desire to do at a certain timo "that which he ought not to do, and to leave nodosa that which ho ought to do?" It seems too, sometimes, that tho more itisignilicnnt the duty of the moment tho stronger tho aversion to doing it just then, the more powerful tho temp tation to put it off until somo other time. Wo havo felt grieved beyond measure at the thought of putting two or three needed tacks in a carpet, and havo actually permitted ourselves to defer doing it not only woeks but months. We fancy eyebrows liftod in horror at this frank confession; but to those who lift them we would say, "Let him that is without sin cast tho first stone." Such ones, too, wo would urge to givo thanks throo times daily that they "aro not as other men are " Christian at Work. A Profit-Sharing Railroad. There is one railroad in America, operated on a profit-sharing basis, and but two in the world. The American road is the Toledo. Ann Arbor & North Michigan, which with its prospective branches will cover tho greater part of tho State. Tho road pays to its officers and employes a dividend, the president nioue oeing excepted, in order to ob ailed the ,nin tnis dividend the employes or of- wares aro 1 til'ials must have been five years iu ward over an lnon. the movement was not confined to tho one direction in the plane of the fiat surfaces -but dealt with exactly as if they were dead continuous service of tho road. The mo enure stone seemed to bo eon-: structisl on the principal of a universal joint, with a movement perceptible In described all directions under pressure. Where to Drw the Line. 'In the case of my unfortunate matter or shares. The price for the "coarse wares," as thev are brutallv varies from 1150 to .10o". The price of the finer wares is higher, reaching the level sometimes of $1,200. They are bought for customers in Smyrna, Alexandria, Cairo, and other client, gentlemen," said the eloquent ; places under Mohammedan rule. Tho "brokers attempt to conceal tho na ture of their trade by deceptive ad vices; for instance, "Expect three dozen silver spoons," (which is tech nical for the "finer waros,") or "We send live vessels of 'meaL' (a medium attorney for the defense in n murder casts "it is for you to draw tho line be tween murderous rage aud emotional insanity." nd the jury rendered a rordict that they thought the safest place to draw it was Mween the head aud shoulders. lulcngo lribuuo. way In which tho matter is nrrnn.r. is for tho board of directors to declare dividends on themount of salary re ceived by each servant of the road as if that sura represented . not a salary, but an amount of stock of the road. There are also provisions made for em ployes who shall be injured in the ser vice of tho road and also for those who retiro after twenty years continuous service. The plan has not been in operation two years yel but it Is re garded as successful. The employes favor It and tho stockholders also. Such plans certainlv closelv the interests of cunitAl rfili iVir At . - - mi'JB Ul n 1 1 I i t .- .. :L. I - - . .. I . . . ,......, ,, , UIfc.m nicks oi potatoes, ' laoor and thus serve a useful Dtfmoaa, (the coarsest quallty.)-Chicago MaiL New Haven Record. MISCELLANEOUS. Tbe water Is colder at the bottom than at tho surface. In many bays oo 2 coast of Norway the water -often freezes at the bottom before It does -Napa, CaL. recently exhibited a curiosity in jL-S closed In a small-necked bottle. I he bottle was hanging in a treeand a twtg grew into it, blossomed and matured. -A man was released from tho Min nesote penitentiary the other day after serving ten years for a murder which his brother committed aud recently onfessed on his death-bed. -Among a pile of Now York visiting ,id Invitation cards was one on which was engraved "Miss Alice D.. at homo .Sundays. Mondays. Tuesdays, Weduos- a..vs. Thursduys, friuays aim .u, days " Ti. distance from ocean to ocean by the Nicaragua Canal is 169.8 miles; length of canal, 28.8 miles; length of lake, river and basin navigation, 141 miles; length of summit level. 152 niles; elevation of summit level above sea, 110 feet; number of locks, six. -A "gum mitineo" was given at one of tho St Paul theaters on Now Year's day. says tho New York Sun. A package of tolu was given each lady at tho door, and an eye witness reports that "tho fair creatures allowed their agile jaws to reverborate to their heart's content." Thus does the drama gain new guuds and decorations In tho vasty Northwest. The life of a juryman is not all plaiu mnttor-of-fact prose. Sometimes it happens that quite an entertainment is arranged especially for his benefit. Such an instance was seen In a Maine villago the other day. It was in a horse case and the entire jury hod to go out and seo for thoraselves what kind of a record the animal could iuko or. tho track. Lowiston journal. Smith (to friend) "Gus, I'm go ing to commitsuicide to-day." Friend .newspaper reporter) "Thank good uess! I'll seo you through it to tho end. They said at the office this morn ing that they'd firo mc if I didu't flntl a sensational article. What' 11 it be. pistol, poison?" Smith "No; I'm go ing to road somo of your press arti cles." Drake's Magazine. Tho performance of Jules Verne's hero, who wont round tho world in eighty days, has been surpassed by nn English post-card which lately roturnea from its very interesting travels. It was mailed by a London gentleman on October 10th (0 n friend in Hong Kong, by way of tVi United States and Yoko hainn, and roachod Hong Kong on November 23d, when it was redirected to London by way of Brindisl. It was dispatched on November 20th and reached the original owner on Decem ber L'lth that is. within seventy-five days from the start The card cost only three nnll-penoe. A veteran African explorer says: "The greatest dangor to health in trop ical climatoK, or at any rate in Tropical Africa, occurs from catching cold. Two other imprudences next to bo guarded against aro excessesof any kind in eat ing or drinking, or oxposing one s self too much to tho direct rays of the sun. Errors in diet are promptly uiid piti lessly punished with sickness; mid whereas F.uropeans are nil the better in health for taking a good doal of ex ercise, they aro easily 1' tblo to get sick if they expose themselves to the sun's ruvs without the protection of an um brella, which is frequently dono by new-comers out of foolish bravado." FACTS WORTH KNOWING. A List of Substances Liable to Spontane ous Combustion. Cotton-sced oil will take fire oven when mixed with 25 per cent, ol petroleum oil. hut. 10 per cent, of min era! oil mixed with 10 per cent, of ani mal or vegetable oil will go far to pro vent combustion. Olive oil is combustible, nnd mixed with rags, hay or sawdust will produce spontaneous combustion. Coal dust. Hour dust, starch, flour (especially rye flour), are all explosive when mixed with certain proportions of air. New starch is highly explosive in its comminuted state, also sawdust in u very line state, whenconllned in a close chute and water directed on it. Saw dust should never bo used in oil shops or warehouses to collect drippings or leakages from casks. Dry vegetablo or animal oil inovi tably takes fire when saturating cotWn waste at 180 F. Spontaneous com bustion occurs most quickly when the cotton is soaked with its own weight of oil. Tho addition of 40 per cent, of mineral oil (density 0.890) of great viscosity, and emitting no inflammable vapors, even in contact with nn ignited body at any point below 838 F., is sufficient to prevent spontaneous com bustion, and the addition ui 20 pr cent, of the same mineral oil doubles time necessary to produce spontaneous combustion. Patent driers from leakage into saw dust, etc., oily waste of any kind, or waste cloths of silk or cotton, satur ated with oil, varnish, turpentine. Greasy rags from butter, and greasy ham bags. Bituminous coal in large heaps, refuse heaps of pit coal, hastened by wet, and especially when pyrites are present in the coal; tha larger the heaps, the more liable. Lampblack, when slightly oily and damp, with linseed oil especially. Timber dried by steam pipes, or hot water or hot air heating apparatus, owing to fine iron dust being thrown off; in close wood casings or boxings round the pipes, from the mere expan sion and contraction of the pipes. American Miller. TIDC m -veutm How to He rOslllfa t I'oiiimarrhu W'l Young man. if this Is take somo advieo and n the practical points v 1 ooiameu rrK truing t he .,.. ,. i "unt . - - "scm, Remember tlint wo an . IM II..,. I . ....... U1L. n- with Davy Crockett, h. -l-kl J .1 , . ! - as. uui-au. 1 When you strike a small i I . 1 - W i,: in'- in, n jou own it cause vou roproscnt a bi v big city. If you do, possibkj who find it L'oiiii on,.,.. v . . " want uil onnipr l tor them mn .,v Tta you don't affiliate, and buy J muuu3ij ib wiu oust pulley Don't get tho notion th.t . , i i ,. .,... , r " ui a ja, ' and a cigar stuck up in 0n J your mouth, is u sure tndlfad merchant that you know hot goous. in mo nrsi place, . , JOOI isj mo way n u IntrgJsJ an oDjeciion ouner way m&, introduction for you. Don't sit down at his dMV ir J rum uisengagou ana tire off vulgar stories you have hesrd I road; it may be that ho h&i L moral training, and hv tk.i? arrivo ai me laughing pol null i imjr I. m;, II UL all. Ilmi'tusn nrefnnit,,, .. r.v....vj, yuiir sm will understand the quality oMwwfa without si i.. ..'.... BHuy.ca wiiii iiiree or I0UP Vmn a trade mark of this kind n.i effoctuiil ono of condemuim Don t swear. If you must chow tobacco M auid out beforo troinrr intA.J htial itAaa. i t, thiu nt .. ' , lirnnertc flii-litj nf ,ol,.. I r -rf - " " in, bqq Wllll.l-ll III Jill 11 1' 1 1 1,11,. n j ness. Cleanliness is next to itl Don t mnltii a eonlolnntnf have a family, and desire to m occasionally; and may also bti senbor to a newspaper, and I with tho entire budget of tU you uro imparting. Talk short, Bhivrp und decisive, about your business. Don't much. Novor lot your right hui what your left hand is doing. brag to tho opposition drummer big order you took nt the luti Don t Imagine you own the U eausu of it successful trip, ul all, don't think you know UsI Practice politeness. This is cellent commodity, and goes i h .., .I....', ,.,ll J.J nnjn. Ji"i WH n i-il KWUSin PWIM fin,.. Shi l.in i pociully if you leave a pleasutii sion behind you. This it m to never loso your grip. l , . ', ... I I- :t . ueil.T lltn:.ili:r I I ill lllitillt; i they are cnpahle of. Lose o,w. , ,,, ,,,,,, i,ii.,ivfi(KU It may work for a while, butl ,1 1 1,11 IS ,.lll,ll HI Id-Ill- ll II,,, , u 031 Honesty is the best policy. , , i . . ni. nememuer tiini mis worm is . ., I T ." .J :i exiensn civ. i,o:isiucr iiiiuoso that there is ampie room for all point is quito essential, us A, I are seeking to soli the same goods you aro handling, and an to compete in the sumo quarter. der to dispose ol your wares n undervalue the worth of your ti..tit,i,'s Hi. .iiii! V (in 111', II the goods they manufacture, consumer, whom vou do not directly, places thoamuuntoi the manufiLotnro from each .liici ciu.u, amide cm ii i ij ivwivn Rule. 11. .. r ... ..r tii., ii.-trna .3 1 ........ ImtiM I ... Ii.. ti. I 111 ll-l-l.- 1 fill il ffripMok ftnd follow them, won JVM Ws . V 7 1 t ik t.tM1. - I' Wright, iu Hoaton Budget I UU AAlVIUIUUi-iM r. a x--it ,ii hip mn"B 1 Mmthlti.. for IHIIt-rittion. nn. n :j a.iafaM A in; A I VmUVUD pi ( niui'-i titu i.i.i hi nr.. c.Hltiw) Tll f . . aV Ct a f Wm afti iii.tMt'l -vii'iin ai. t'li mi.-i Secretary of tho Treasury, the ,.f 1. ',.iMr nnrl 1 hi' A (icnernl, and opposite to him foot of tho table, is tho chair Seeretnrv of tho Interior. The . I .not St I Bccreuu v uct-upius aw. iiesrt. Hieing uiu niiiiiut." - n near li e t resiuoni. nm , is not in accordance with the ureceueueo uuse eu u. ......, n.,i.;.., ih,, l,'.'si,l.'iitml ' i . ' 'iii.ii i in' ... ..--. Sion. If the Attorney-fienrt" Seeretnrv of the .Niiw slmum . t iL trtll uiu mut'i s-.ui pu strictly correct. The sesBions of the Cabinet formal affairs. No person irosc naiaeu arcpennmw -r room aunne ine couuci, - 1 1 1 II I I ;l I PMVlFll HI l.Illl l'l V"-v-- M'lH. 1 IK' NUMIir W" it i . j t I. ,.,. a w ilio mi 'if. S 4.. .1, . I U.AMni.io i-if HU 4i. i- i al. Dii'pnt uuu uu waieu vuo x 1 duo luiuriuaiiou ur w -ment rpnorts rnnnfirnim? dp6 ierb oi liuponance, . omce, ana questions oi u1- istrative policy. Edmund AU Nicholas. IIU91UI tUUC 111UV 11 cv-4- " men A youny heiress-