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f0' t of ,d"lTrrlf Without P.r. MM-0" " . Work. "" m llvtiior In one WZim ui-town. with a i - ,A W"rL ..iT. in washing. ndustrv have -o. C the oompMlkM and the Libber of benevolent la- 0' 1 .. . ... l,1i.. r nt v nf KM" " . .llM4 witn w ; imorefor her washing than ti;.ido admitted that this rkioS . . ..,.if,,iiv hut -hut sno tvv....Vi to reduce er . ..',m. nne hiiu, i nrv. . i j. li fur ttio pnw " ,or machine work. If you mv work witn wn Those ( 'III- ilnllirt Use W nut of honest women imiiuuh.b. T .nv lady can bo willing - -inihin to tnein. wu.ou it cheap wlien uiey . .,ri and can livo on al- . , hnt hev lenr vuur e mUdtmm ana near snows JO umn i.p-1 nt,.h from them. Jo, ma am. . .... .. ti e more ana j V OV 11 eieuii, iu- l...l I'H I f III L' IIUI (otniin. her fumily." ..... influenced ny mm enn- woo " . .,! dee tied to continue in , tut ft CW WCC'KH lllicr ..... j t,, see emerging mini , u... n her noiiMioor- rumnVTJ igi.c ui uw v..,i honest laundress, stng- j.-.tmiro hnndle of clothes. ..::,, crossed tho nilnuoi 1 1 f i m it n . ii tr ni. mux p " w ith RlnffHinff irom rew negotiations, sho entoroa mo .. i .. Vnwl mat riitin i iuo . m "h . - niMPt- uct'K w in it i i. .. in.i nhvimiK t lint I ho honest and hardworking laun- .tiuv it nil DroIitaiMti uuiuk t,,uj by subletting tho washing her customers to the much Cbiaaman apainst whom she ..i iknr an vtimmtiitlv. Ckim CU PHW -o V uroMIN TMPRF. In Search oi h bwhpb taw a Liiutllord. v .... nr.. uiirn that tho hoilHO no vermin? Owner (indignantly and very tl1l I'm fflnd of that. If II VIM - - O anv thing I do detest it is a :u ........ i ,. .. ik-n.xJ)h T won't, (uiv therfl t... i a - t- have a few roaches. in.l Ntattl nnil mlm (llci'M 9 Owner Well, there might be here and there and a couple of i may be, but there ain't none BW nlv.nl t,...!'i. ,,.,.' Owner -Hod-bugs? Well, course, bed-bugy is different. aniiiiM' null niui neen uvcu 1 that didn't have a few? .) Why, tho house I livo in chock lull ot era. hat 1 uo gh, is, that there ain't no ver o house tit mine: no hit. not. n. j iii tit ncii uu win uii k (ill i move T'm rMn:,i u .Jii ,ui Hindu juui nwu;. niu nub (iood-duy. Owner (soliloquizingly) Now what that woman can find in this hnilMP Aftnr nlninHt. I luft li inn mv nmvin uut That's just like a woman. i got no sense, nohow. Texas Ward Beecher left a compnra- I tllfflltlil II. hill H no- e Peekskill which cost him mm II,. 1 1 I . ujr uiiiuuiiu lino f-'OAW, and in hot haste his hit I w uuu uvvao mm tut belongings endeared to his wuwviuuvU TV1LM L11D UvW and now how does it stand? I it a i 1 . , XCUIVttfVlll IlllO "--v. A IIIMt.' IIllllllll- . uti n ii iv, 11 tin iiM I 11.111 Pent years of thought, for- -r-..v.o aim MiUUNUUUS IN j wj sneaL UI Ills 1IU- -. v ' .H'M.'U will! ffCCUS 11 Willi m.r. . Al 1 .. kinases. jiireiiu me uuHarj mis iiilieu unueiTiuuiu in iaci, i stated in print that an of non .I, , ifuivu as reiusea, win, wuimy never bo made again. .o ui lmS) wnn warn w as called nn "autohino-rnnhv." ne C his inns nnil hta an. "U dead as Mnrk Twain- r"1 me sneives oi mo nimor that his aimnlo be contested. X. T. Wac KJn A i . '.ui nn inaian "-.-uia you give a bite to a o Losn't eaten any thing P House r ie nore. I irrp " ou aro calling your 1 want vou to under- A CURIOUS EPISODE. QuNllnnt Whlrh C'ourU m Wall m R. former Ou(ht to Ntudjr. A few days ago a young lady of good social position, and the daughter of most respectiible parents, was arrested In a jeweler's store In Brooklyn for tho larceny of some diamond rings. Sho was examining a tray of the costly jewels when, as she deserlbos it, an un controllable impulse urged her to take a handful and conceal them about her person. The grief and consternation of her paronU, when the fact was made known to them, is readily conceived. They procured hor release on bonds, but she will havo to stand her trial for the crime. In the same police court where this fashionable girl was arraigned, another young woman was present to answer to a similar charge. She watched Intently tho proceedings which had to do with the novice In crime. And jut as they wero concluded, she rose and facing the judge, said in a voice which cut the air like a knife: "You are going to make a thiof out of that girl!" The words thrilled through the court room liko an electric shock. Officers and spectators wero aliko amazed. "I was onoe like hor," continued the young woman, "and my first crimo was liko hors. I oould have been Bavod then. If thoy had lot mo go, I should never have offended again. But they sent mo to prison, locked mo up with thieves tind abandoned wretchos, and I am now what I am." The sensation which this announce ment created was reported to be intense. The episode, how ever, quickly passed, and the ordinary routine of the court went on as usual. Tho circumstance, how ever, is fruitful of thought to those who are devoting their lives to the reforma tion of criminals. Perhaps this young woman spoke tho truth. In her case the punishment was tho confirmation of a criminal career. No ono will nrguo that tho perpetrator of a first crimo should invariably be let off without pun ishment. But should tho machinery of justice bo always inexorable and impla cable? Should it never be relaxed? Aro there no circumstances when the veil of silence should bo drawn over a crimo? Is there such a thing as uncontrollable lmpulso? Those are questions which courts and reformers ought to study. St. Paul Globe. I ,!,.,. - vu t eat dog. I'm no In- tfOde nwav In nflant MmtMm rwr. PHYSICAL BEAUTY. ' How Plain Farm Are Traniforinetl Into Handsome Ones. There aro somo men to bo met with who frankly admit that their wives aro ugly, and even hero and there a wife who agreos that hor husband's judg ment is correct But, as a rule, every man considers his own choice the best, and whore thoro aro fifty minds there will bo fifty ideas of what constitutes physical beauty. Wo all know and nd mit that personal charm and mental ac complishments can transform a plain face into a handsome one, and tho lack of them deprivo a woman with the countenance of a (Iroek statue of tho beauty which at first sight struck the eye. It is notorious that tho women over whom men "play tho fool" aro often far from pretty. Not infrequent ly tho bello of an Indian station i-i tho ugliest girl within fifty miles, and tho women around whom half tho men on board a ship on a long voyage flutter, is vory often by no means tho beauty of tho quarter deck. Nina D'Enclos, who had lovers after she was seventy, does not seem to havo been a great beauty. Nor, if we are to judge from some of tho portraits of Mary of Scotland, was that siren, with whom, as Lord Beaconsfield used to say, men fall In love till this day, by any means strikingly beautiful. The "dangerous women" of history have seldom been beauties. Nature is full of compensations. Tho reigning belle Is too often silly, or, overestimating the fascinations of her face, does not take the trouble to bo amiable. On the other hand, the plain woman, knowing that she is handicapped at tho start, does her best to compensate for her ill favoredness by attractiveness of man ner, nnd in the end genornlly wins in the race. John Wilkes, who was the ugliest man of his day, was in the habit of boasting that he would give tho hand somest man in England half an hour's start of him and oust him early in the running. There is, in truth, no ac counting for taste. Dr. Johnson al ways spoke of tho painted and affected widow, old enough to bo his mother, whom he married in the heydny of his youth as a "pretty creature," and even Joe Gargery, inoneof the most delight ful of Dickon's novels, was willing to lielieve that Pip's masculine sister was a fine figure of a woman." Uoston Herald. m His Curiosity Fully Satisfied, Small man (on railway train, writing letter to his wife)-It would afford you some amusement, my dear, if you could ee the freckle-faced, long. lean, gamble-shanked, knock-kneed, sneaking, impertinent, ill-bred, half-baked speci men of a back-woods gawky that i looking over my shoulder aa I write this Large man on seat behind (fiercely) -You lie, you little scoun Small man (turning round) Beg pardon, sir; are you speaking to me? Urge man (confusedly) Y no! No! I didn't say any thing. I wasn't speuk- Ing. I I Small man resumes his writing. Large man goes hack to the rear plat form of the last car on the train and re lieves his mind by swearing volubly at the flying landscape. Chicago l. hrM WHAT A CHILD DID. An Anerdote Illustrating Mr. I.lneoln'i lireat Trmlrrneas of Heart. Will the world ever know what depths of tenderness there were In tho heart of Abraham Lincoln? An nnoo dote, which has never been published, brings out ono moro instance in w hich his sympathies, awakened by a little child, nobly controlled his action. In one of the first skirmishes of the civil war. a young I'nion soldier was so se verely wounded in tho leg that tho limb had to be amputated. On leaving the hospital, the yourfg soldier, by the aid of influential gentlemen, obtained a po sition as Government weigher of hay and grain. Not long after he had en tered upon his duties, his superior offi cer said to him: "Seo here, Mr. M , this hay weighs so much on these scales; but to the Government it weighs so much more." "I do not understand, sir, that way of doing business. 1 can enter but one weight and that tho correct one," an swered the young weigher. His superior walked away, muttering threats. Tho young man from that day suffered many petty persecutions for his honesty, nnd .i was not long before' he received notice that the government had no further need of his services. I lie summary dismissal made him so Down-hearted that when ho told tho tory to his family, ho seemed a man vithoiit hope. "Father," replied tho eldest daugh ter, a girl of thirteen, "cheer up! I am going tfi soo President Lincoln. I know he will mako it all right." Her father and mother tried to turn her purpose, saying thnt it would bo useless to see tho President, as he would not attend to such a petty matter as the dismissal of a welghor of grain. But her faith in the President's sense of justice was so strong that sho went to tho White House, and, aftor three days of patient waiting in tho ante room, was admitted to Mr. Lincoln's presence. The hour for receiving visitors had nearly expired, and as sho entered tho room the President, throwing himself on a lounge, said, wearily: "Well, my littlo girl, what can I do for you?" Sho told her artless story. Mr. Lin coln listened attentively, nnd with a smile asked: "But how, my dear, do I know that your statement is tntie?" "Mr. President," answered tho girl, with energy, "you must take my word for 11" "I do," replied tho President, rising and taking her hand. "Come with mo to Mr, Stnnton." "Stanton,'' said Mr. Lincoln, as they entered tho office of tho great War Sec retary, "I wish you to hear this child's story." "1 have no time," answered tho over worked man. "But you must," replied Mr. Lincoln. "1 have not a moment to spare to day. Mr. President." "Como again, my dear, to-morrow, nnd Mr. Stanton will hear you then," said tho President, leading her away. The next day she was admitted at onco to the President, who took her over to Mr. Stanton's office. The Sec retary listened to tho child's simple story nnd was so moved by it that ho indignantly exclaimed, before sho had finished: "Tho infernal rascal!" He went to his desk and wrote nn order for tho immediate dismissal of tho dis honest official, and for tho appoint ing tho littlo girl's father to tho vacant place. Mr. Lincoln never forgot tho child; ho told her story to soveral Congress men, and through their influence her two brothers were enrolled among tho pagei of the House of Representatives. Youth's Companion. The African Elephant. In Peterniann's Mitteilungen Herr J. Menges raises once more the question of the possibility of utilizing the Afri can elephant. Herr Menges points out that thore is strong evidence that tho elephant was used in ancient times in Africa, and assorts that no serious at tempt has been made in modern times to subdue it to tho uses of humanity. He maintains that it is quite as docile as the Indian elephant, nnd much strong er; and thnt, if it could bo really tamed and trained to work, it would be of Im mense utility in the opening of Africa. But, unless some protection is accorded to the African elephant, Herr Menges believes that by the end of next century it will bo quite extinct An Excellent Reme They were returning from the thea ter. "I am troubled with a slight sore throat. Miss Clara," he said, "and I think it would bo wise if I should but ton my coat tightly around my neck." "I would, indeed, Mr. Sumpson," re plied the girl with some concern. "At this season of the yoar a soro throat is apt to develop into something serious. Aro you doing any thing for it?" Not so far," ho replied. "I hardly know what to do." "I have often hrd papa say," shyly suggested the girl, "that raw oysters have a very' soothing and beneficial ef fect upon such a trouble." V. Y. Sun A Heart-Breaking Loss. Bobley Wonder what makes young fet kins look so cast down. One would fancy he had lost his best friend. Wiggins So he has. His sweetheart has jilted him. Bohley Well, it's really a blessing in disguise. He has escaied a mother-in-law, anv way. Wiggins-Oh. you don't undenste'"' i the girl was an orphan '.-Jiiilge THE LAND OF LAKES. An Kngllsh Traveler's Impression of the. I'rorlnrr of Finland. Finland Is, in tho languago of the country, Suomesimna, "the land of lakes," and this is ivnlly tho truth, as no less than one-third is under water. Much i.f this is, however, marsh land, though the lakes Salma, Uxloga. F.n aro, etc., cover some thousands ot sqiuiro miles. The surface of tho country is flat, with a chain of low hills about the center, the highest of these being tUu mountain "Anvasaksa." Tho coasts an1 deeply indented and picturesque, with bold granite cliffs standing Qatar out against the deep bluo sky, and many Islands belonging to tho Archi pelago of Aland dot tho surface of its western waters. Inland therearedense forests of pine, fir and birch, which have a strange and enthralling influence up on the imagination. Notwithstanding their usually somber aspect, there are innumerable pleasant glades in the re cesses of these woods, where the tall white-stemmed birch and great bould ers WfWed with lichen crop up from tho grass and form a pleasant picture; lu'sides this the lakes havo a bounty -solemn and romantic which can scarce ly be found elsewhere. The landscue, too, dotted with numerous windmill., and the church towers, built apart from the p aces of worship, present strango pictures. From these towers the night watchmen sound their horns or play up on triangles as an alarm of fire. Often in tho dead of night a great blazo on the horizon will tell of some forest fire. These aro mainly owing to tho carelessness of the peas antry, and, combined with thogroatox portation of timber nnd its lavish uso for firewood and for building purposes, have caused a great riso in its value within the last few years. Traveling in the country, though cheap, Is not al wavs pleasant Many of the roads aro what would bo described as "corduroy" that is, having rough logs laid across, ovor which one's vehicle bumps and jumps in a manner calculated to make the bones soro for a considerable timo nfter a journey. The velocity with which tho natives rd tfie carriage down hills is also likely to try the nerves of any not to tho manner born. Most persons Hstlng through Finland have their own vehicles whoeled ones for the summer and slodgos for tho winter - and thoy change horses nt each stage of about fifteen verste (ten Fmg Ush miles). Should you havo to trust to tho post-house for a convoynnco you aro moro likolv than not condemned to travel in a cart without springs and a hard seat with no hack to it or an ordl narv work sledge. The charge for post lug is littlo enough, being ten Finnish pennies (Id Fmglish) per vorst, nnd tho driver is required by law to take you at the rate of ono Sweedish or seven Kng lish miles per hour. Cornhill Mag azinc. OON'T TALI. TOO MUCH. S0CIKTIK8 IM-UHNK tOIHlK Ml II. A, K. AND A. at I j Meets Itrst ami third Wednesday in each Hint, fur Ketall Salesmen Who Desire to He Sureessflll. x . , .,., ,, month. , ,R- . 1 l,l , ,1.1,1111 .l.l I I I . 1 I I'll,- ' ' 1 . - maintain a certain amount of NeerttV S'ltJfLSSVi I'M niucii mix nns spoiled muny a goon THE HANDSOME MAN. What Constitutes One Aroordlng to Fannr Fern's t'rltlral Mind. Well in the first place, thoro must bo enough of him; or, falling In that but come to think of It, he musn't fail in that, because thore can bo no beauty without health, at least according to mv wav of thinking. In tho second place, he must havo a beard; whiskers if the gods please, but a beard I in sist upon, else one might as well look at a girl. Let his voice havo a dash of Niagara, with tho music of a baby's laugh in it Ixst his smllo bo liko tho breaking forth of tho sunshine on a spring morning. As to his figure, it should bo strong enough to contend with a man, and slight enough to trem bio In tho presence of tho woman ho lovea Of course, if ho is a well-made man. it follows that ho must be grace ful, on the principle that perfect ma chinery always moves harmoniously; therefore you and himself nnd tho milk pitcher aro safe elbow neighbors at tho tea table. This stvlo of handsome man would no moro think of carrying a cano than ho would uso a parasol to keep tho sun out of his eyes. Ho can wear gloves or warm his hands In his coat pockets as ho pleases. Ho can oven commit the suicidal-beauty-aet of turning his out- sldo coat collar up ovor his neck of a stormy day with perfect impunity. Tho tailor didn"t make him, and as to his hatter, if ho depended on this hand some man's patronage of tho "latest spring style," I fear ho would die of hope deferred; and yet by Aiollo! what a how he makes, and what nn ox nrosslvo adieu he can wavo with his hand! For nil this he la not conceited for he hath brains. But TOUT conventional handsome man of the barber's wlndow-wax-flgure- he ad pattern; with a pet look in tho mid die of his forehead, an npple-slzed head, and a raojilwrry mustache with six hairs in it; a pink spot on Its cheek anil a little dot of a goateo on its cun ning littlo chin; with pretty blinking little studs in its shirt-bosom, and a neck-tie that looks as if he would faint were It tumbled, Pd as lief look at a poodle. I always feel a deslro to nip It up with a pair of sugar-tongs, drop it gently into a bowl of crenm, and strew pink rose-leaves over Its littlo remains. FinaJlv. mv readers when soul mag- netii- soul, the question of beauty is a dead letter. The person ono loves U always handsome, the world s arbitrary rules notwithstanding; therefore when you say, "what can the handsome Mr. Smith see to admire In that stick of Miss Jones?" or "what can pretty Mist T see in thnt homely Mr. Johns?" you simply talk nonsense, as you generally do talk on such -object. Mill, the par son gets his fees, and the census goes on all the same. tanny tern. M the A. i Lttlger. I.MAWIIALA KNI'AMI'MKNT NO. .il I ! - nil I he nri'illiit Hhtl fiHlrlll U days In each month. w LTIIKNK I.OlMiK NO. 15, A. O. U. W 1 l Meets HI Maximie I ill II I fourth Fridays iu month the second M. W. M.OKAItY lysr NO.no. A. It MKKTS fls at Mawnle flail Olefin,! and Hunt Kri- ClIMUANIII trade. It is tiresome to purchasers. who frequently prefer to bo guided by their own judgment than by the sug gestions of store clerks. People who. buy goods, particularly the ladies, gen erally think ovor what thoy want and make up their minds before they start ; days of each month. It) unle out on a shopping expedition about what thev want ami wliHt thev feel UWalsl I.OIKJK No. :i7, 1. O. O. T. MKKT3 wnai tiny want ami wnat tin; u . i 1 Haiiirdav nMit in 0.1,1 k..ii., tiler can afford to pnv for it. Win a Hall. W.C. T. they enter a store and call for a certain quality of goods they expect the sales man to place before them what thev desire not to suggest thev know some-1 thing a good deal In-tter, which they are sure w ill give them far greater satis faction. Customers as a general thing do not : like talkative and garrulous store clerks, they prefer a quiet, obliging, dignified salesman, who will show them goods w ithout any ostentatious display of his person or intellectual imbecility. Clerks should never be tniortinent or T KADINflSTAHIIANDDKIIOPK. M KKTH i i ni the I . I . t Inn i'Ii every Sunday after- noon at 3:30. Visitors made welcome. 0. ft C. H R TIKE TABLE. Mall Train -orlh. IiU x u. Mall train south. VM v. M. hiittcur. Uiesl Leav e north 9:00 A, at. ' I ees! Arrive .- in r. M. OFFICE HOURS, EUOENECITY IIIIIIIIHIl Ouneral Delivery, from 7 a. m. to 7 P. at. M ine) Order, fniln 7 A. M. to i I'. M. Rqrtaier, from 7 a. m to r, u. Malls or mirth close al S.IU v, M. Malls for south close al - no V. at. Malls by Iam-sI close at H:30 A. II, snappish, even to their inferiors. They : J5JSEu'm ,'10" " 7 - MonlU should learn to treat all customers with jJ, for "u1 o'oee at 7 a. m. M. unlay aad courtesy and impartial poUteriest, I tatJjjtMtMtaMt-tttIt Jokes, stories and sloppy sentiment r ... i7k n ' rT should never by manner or expression tuyeilt? lliy DUSIfieSS UinJCIOry. do or say any thing to offend tho dlg nitv of a matron or bring a blush to a HKTTMAN, 0. Dry goods, clothing, groceries and general merchandise, southwest corner. Wiltiillielte anil Ki,litli . I reel. modest maiden's check. They should CHAIN' HItOS. Dealers In lowelrv. watehasv never rvmlnd any homespun ngricul 4 !. I ...... ...... .. .... t ... 1... ... 1 lull OI Illl li in .1.1 ii I iiiisi(ii,- iiu It'lMITVIlI V u 11 may have made In tils past career, lor such men are always moro or less sens ative and do not like to bo made a butt of. Many a clerk by trying to say somo smart thing has lost a good customer to his employer and made himself an object of subsequent aversion to the party whom he has offended. Sales men should talk just enough and should have sufficient common sense to know when they havo talked enough. Thev should be polite and patient undor provocation and use their utmost; j,10O boot, j, enaoavors to innae menus lor employ ers, thus aiding in building up and successfully carrying on business. Somo may think those remarks oom-mon-place, but they play a more Im portant part in the success or failure of the retail storekeeper than ninny Im agine Grocer's Criterion. cluck nnd musical Instrument. street, lietttecn Seventh and Fighth ill, incite Dealer lu drv truods. rlnth. lag and general merchandise, Willamette sircei. Between Klghtli and Ninth. GILL J. V. - Physician and surgeon. W'llhuu ette street, between Seventh and Klghlh. IIODKS, C - Keeps nn hand Hue wines, liquors, cigars and a pool and billiard table. Wfllanv ctte street, between Klghlh and Ninth. IIOllN, CIIAS. M. Gunsmith, rifles and ahot funs, breech and inutile loaders, for sale, tcpairingdone lu the neatest style and war ranted. Shop on Ninth street. Ll'CKKY, J. H. Watchmaker and Jeweler, kecpaaflne slock uf goods In his line, Willam ette street, in Kllsworth's drug store, MiCl.AltKN. JAMKS-Choloo wines, llquoie and cigars, Wlllainelleslreel, between Klghth and Ninth. A new stock of standard ust received at the post olttce. ItlllNKIIAItT. J. II ll,.i..e. sign and carriage painter. Work guarantsed flrst claas Htook sold at lower ratca lhan bv anvone.n Kugene How to Crush Suspicions, Thoro are many suspicions that neod crushing in the bud. We fancy our friend is cool to us; wo imagine some ono has slighted us; we suspect our neighbor of having spoken 111 of us. Most likely we aro mistaken, nnd. in any case, wo could never probably search Into the matter. Our trust in our friend or our own self-respect should load us to put away such thoughts, to abandon such suspicions. Somo ono ha, perhaps, dropped a poi sonous word of scandal into our ears, Lotus banish it from our thoughts with scorn. Circumstances may tend to cast suspicion on ono whom wo honor, let ub continuo to trust him in our heart oi hearts. We may fear that somo ono has committed a fault, which, howovor, does not concern us lu tho least, ami In which we aro not called upon to inter fere; let us expel tho idea as an unwol enme intruder. In ono of those two ways suspicion tuay bo rightly dealt with. If as a warning it has a mission to perform, It will do Its work; If It Is an unworthy or an ldlo conjecture, It will be dismissed. In either case It will pass away, as all suspicions are meant to do. As transient guests of tho mind thoy may bo useful In establishing the Innocence which should be brought to light, or in proving tho guilt which should bo purged away. But as per manent inmates of tho mind thoir inllu once is most pernicious. Philadelphia Ledger. An Archduke's Adventure. "Tho following story," says the fit James Gazette, "is told by the Aus trian papers, and Is amusing society in Vienna A few weeks ago a man dressed in Tyroloso costume entered tho shop of the principal harbor in Innsbruck, sat down in a chair, and mado a sign that ho desired to be shavod. Tho proprietor of tho estab lishment is patronized by all the clvlo big-wigs of tho place, and Is naturally anxious to keep tho circle of his cus tomers select. Seeing, therefore, a rough-looking fellow clad In tho na tional Joppe reclining en tho velvet plush that was sacred to local officials, he approached the daring intruder, and bluntly told him, 'Wo don't servo peas ants here; this is a saloftn for gentle men.' Tho stranger rose, with a smile. 'Very well,' ho said, 'but oblige me, In case my Adjutant should come In, by telling him that I havo gono to be shaved by your rival across the street I am tho Archduke Joseph.' Tho Archduke, who is Commander-in-Chief of tho Hungarian Landwehr, and who ought to bo pretty well known by sight even In tho Tyrol, then lifted tils hat Ind departed." s-s pejegg" ' DR. L F. JONES, Physician and Surgeon. TITILL ATTKND TO I'ltOFHSaiONAI. ' calls day or ulgl.t. Orrica -Upstairs In Titus' brick; or can be found at K. It. Lackey & Co s drug store. Dittos) hour: 9 to 11 m . 1 to I P, u.. t to 8 P. M. DR. J. C. GRAY, DENTIST. OFFICK OVKIt GIIANGIC STORK. ALL work warrunted. Lnughing gas administered for painless at traction or teeth, GEO. W. KINSEY, Justice of the Peace. HKAL KSTATK FOIt SALK-TOWN LOTS and farms. Collections promptly a- tended to. F. H. WILKINS. is! DRUGS, MEDICINES. rashes Paint. HW Oils. Led. TOILET ARTICLES, Etc. Physicians' Prescriptions Compounded SPORTSMAN'S EMPORIUM HORN & PAINE, Practical Gunsmith s Sttft OBALISS IN GUNS, R I Ft E 8, Lulling Tackle and Materials Sewing Hacinnesaod Nee.lesol ill Kinds For Sail Repairing done ih the neatest style and warranted. Guns Loaned and Ammunition Furnished Shop on Willamette Street. Boot and Shoe Store A. HUNT, Proprietor. Will herrafter ktp ooiulU itootl oi Ladies' Misses' and ChililreD's Shoes! BUTTON BOOTH. Slippers, White and Black, Sandals, FINK KID SHOES, MEN'S AND BOY'S BOOTS AND SHOES! And In fact everything In the Hoot and .--lii ie .hue. to which I Intend to devote my especial attention, MY GOODS ARE FIRST CtA8I A nd guaranteed as represented, and wtl be sold for the lowest prices that a good article can be afforded. V - Hunt. Central Market, x n FiMher 9e WatkliMi PROPRIETORS. W keep constantly on hrnd a full supply ot BEEF, MUTTON. PORK AND VEAL, Which tli'-y will sell at the lowest market prices A fair share of the public patronage solicited TO THK FAHMIUl We will pay the highest market price foi fat catUn. nog and sheep. 8hop on Willamette Street, UOIKI CITY. OREGON. Meats Cjtlvsr! U any Prt of the city frse