itn- 00: 7l(il!0 SUPERSTITION. FETICHISM SOFTENED BY CONTACT WITH CIVILIZATION. n-..m for Protection l,,.ih,o th It""" ft a OO" njiir Nlsr" Sign Portending k Various Ludicrous Notions. contact of the African with a mighty onn modified and softened las fetica- IK tolay his superstition it of a differ br. lie ' flrm believer in a personal V? '.i ,svnts him with all time honored j aiti (properties bonis, tail, cloven foot and !'t nitehfork. For protection against .ifui one the negro wore the. greatest . . nr. i v ' . in k,r of cuarms. luniuuuu nib uuuiian Lrrhes. every negro nailed to his cabin t horseshoe. This charm, however, had -r unless it had been accidental! v J7 The "whito folks at de big house" ' ' . n-'-nt. il with one of these wit.h ond if they failed to use it, the giver, d, and surreptitiously, nailed it some- IJyjjou "marster's" premises. Oyuero nurses ivut.ii hnh miy mm I Mni;Ies which after a night's sleep arc ma in the hair are knobi t.ii'ilhv rvervbodv ill thti Knnthirn I.'lilllOit, mm uMC lieni'I ffjuiies ride horses and mules in tht 2 of night, exhausting their strength. 7o ward off the approach of any of the jisterhood silver dimes and five cent Zlgi with a hole in them, strung on a cord Jjupeniled from the neck, are unrivaled. Sjj aiil e"lls of bones strung together, and JlJjJ by a Voudoo priestess, constitute a 6nrri, which is a marvelous foil against the bjOnc. In southern Louisiana there are kfle numbers of negroes who believe that II Oilier nefciuva ii. i ' .'. i i V.1MJ f 1,1.,, B 1,1 . I ... I ,. -at of his diabolic powers. Theso ar foowii as "cunjur niggers," who can "hou--y you. To incur tbo ill will of one ol ion in " grievous misfortune. Ai every negro, even the most debased, Is of salvation, and speaks with confidence biip4cein heaven, where bo will "set at I miio table oz de whito folks," it is not (Bilge (bat ho revels in signs portending Attn. Hi heaven, like the Mussulman's, is Cof sensual delights, and corpses and f mi nis are to him a gveul joy. i o pin a oiuck niato a cuuus urcss, 10 iry on uny ones Curnini; garments, to open an umbrella in fctouse, to break a looking glass, to carry iipade through tho house, aro all signs of dath. To drive a nail utter uarK, except in aikiiiK a coflln, will bring death; aud any nin so unfortunate ns to bury three wives till bury six. A spider seeu in tho morning brings good luck; nt noon, disappointment; md in tho evening, had luck. If accidentally a garment ho put on wrong ndo out, and if it be worn that way until :xn. and then turned, tho wearer will havo pod luck. To given knife or wissorsto a tend ii to sever friendship, except, indeed, a Irat l'in be given in return, which uvcrts tho Eluding rupture, Tho Roman Catholic fjroesof southern Louisiana will not cut a Saaiia crosswise, because wrougn its center mas a dark streak, which if cut transversely jresents the appearand of u cross. To avoid tosacrilcgo the bruit must bo broken. They accept tho Bible literally, and as tbey active it in most grotesque form from their "preachciV it is little wonder that their con ception of things spiritual is distorted. With ta pang of conscience they will eat the AieUens f rem a neighlior's hen roost, the pigs fan his pen, the melons from his "patch," to cannot be induced to commit tho impar tiable sili of eating a dove. '1 a black oat enters your house you will mivc money; an itching palm denotes the ace thing, while an itching solo signifies to you will travel. Should your right ear tor i, then some one is talking in your favor: but if it lie the left, tho tongue is evilly en treating you, uml you must immediately vub that its owner may bito it Should you waved in spitting in your right car, you ilenco your enemy. If a knife, fork or risers in falling :.cks up in tho floor, pre pare for visitors, also if a black cock crows three tunes in succession at the back door. Tie possession of a frizzly hell means good luck to the owner, while two frizzly hens de note a measure of prosperity which rouses J jealousy of "olt Satan." There is a ludicrous belief that to step over theouistretched legs of any one will stop his further growth. But the evil spell will work haciwaid, for by stepping back over tho op they resumo their suspended work of do Ntapment No work in garden or field can be done with out regard to lunarphascs. An old auutio in BJ family would never make soap except in tho full of the moon, and then the soap must bestirred only ono way. ller soap stick, of We virtues and great age, was believed to haw certain occult powers, which made it Popular among tho soap making sisters. Ask a negro man why he wears a brass fins in one ear, and he tells you it will euro eves. Chills and fever are cured by wallowing cobwob pills, aud the pain from y insect bito is instantly removed by rub bing tbo puncture with three kinds of grass. ht folly to endure warts when by rubbing them with a piece of stolen fat bacon, and men burying it secretly, the warts will dis 'Par in a few days. So, too, why weary tun flesh with looking for a lost article when Jon need only to throw something oway to tod the thing mislaid? Your mind, however, Oast bo Used upon the thing lost to succeed, "that here oue of the elements of tho faith "We seems to como in. Any lady who throws y tho combings after dressing her hair ill suffer with headache, for tho birds weave to hair into their nests, j young generation of negroes, who arc u skimming over the contents of a multi kof text books with high sounding names, "in bond to the same superstitions which ham their fathers. Not all of the mental Moral philosophy set down in the liooks ith which they oro burdened can break the OH cast by tho witch and the "cunjur ." while the study of the higher mat he ttics has not yet developed tbat reasoning JUT which exorcises the incarnate devil ith all his gallimaufry of evil spirits intc "limbo of unbelief. Harper's Bazar. Satan's Lesol Klclitn. A L.mlr.n rwM-icru-,t,jl..nt uritiw fl-OTll Fin- OtKlthat nmmrti- holiler in One Of tbo erior towns of tho province left a will be ithing ail hit possessions to the devil, '"dead man's family protested that tbe tll ai Vnifl l,f tl,n t'innich InWViTS Welt I Jotaeiined to interfere with the rights of so "mnidab e a personage as the new legatee, tto correspondent adds, the devil has Je, by legal right at least, a Finnish Oulowncr .New Vnrk Tribune. there u such a thing as a price that ii " eneap. It u best to pay a good price oau " lhe cood dnvi that crn with it. Kx ine the stitching to find places where tht "d las brriL-pn thmiifh tha leather. ch the seams, and if tho thread pu TJ. Icaviug a white spot, don't gt t:.i a Toe leather should stretch easily l good lit and to wear well. STORIES ABOUT Something o. . V., but Not for I'ort Cents. A number of member from tho houw of rpresent,tivei have stolen away ut varum, time, and for.hort periods from tboircou KWoitonal duties. Most of them havo fu. Joyed themselves, but nouo to a greater ex tent than did Wade, of Uieaiuri; Liud. of Uiunesotta, and Sawyer, of .New York Thev invaded theitatoof Maryland and studied the unsophisticated natives until they got tired. Tho last plaeo at which thev mad any stay was Leonardtown. From" there they intended coming to tbo capital hv boat, but that nemi-oci-osional craft having ' parted, they were compelled to travel bv t in. The train was started with a nlnaMm mmA proceeded at a very deliberate gait. Oeca- .onauy the conductor would get off aud gather few peaches, with which he would treat tho passenger. After tho train had been crawling along for an hour and hud covered at least six iuilc, tho conductor col lected tbo fares, which, for the cougrcssional cro d, amounted to 96 cents each. When he reached Col. Wade, tbat genial "bald kuob ber" remarked, in bis Ujaoooflt "ay: "Do you charge preachers full faro ou this roadl" "."o. sir," was tho conductor's reply. "We only charge them half rates. Aro you i preacher I" he added, looking squarely at the colonel's Methodist coiintetunoo. "No. 1 am not," said tho Missourhn, "but tbat gentleman is," jioiuting to Judge Saw yer, who sat a couple of teat in front of him. The conductor at Dam returned to thn judge, and, after a searching glance at the sun (MMa countenance or tbo .New York statesmen, proffored him 40 cents, with tho remark: "Wo only collect half rates from preachers." "Who in blank said I wns a preacher?" asked tbo judge, with considerable show of anger. The conductor threw his thumb back over his shoulder in tho direction of Col. Wade, and looked as though lie thought all tho tiiuo tbat the colonel wao gnrblmg the facts in tho cose. In the meantime the three dimes, tho nickel and five pennies reposed calmly in tho judge's fat palm. Ho regarded them in silence for a moment, mid then bunded them back to the official, saying: "1 am u t;ood deal of a liar, but I will not lio for 40 cents." Then ho relapsed into absoluto silence and would not look at Col. Wado until Washing ton was reached. Washington Post Tho Bill Was Tossed. An ex-member of tho Virginia state senate told mo the other day of an incident in his logislutivo career which 1 do not remember ever having scon in print before. A. L. I'ride more, not many years ao a inemlier of the house of representatives from tho Ninth Vir ginia district, was before ho enmo to Wash Ington a member of the Virginia senate. One day he Introduced a bill for tho relief of the sureties of II. 0. Wax, who was a collector of taxes in Scott county. He mnde a brief explanation of the bill, and when ho sat down Edgar Allen, familiarly known as "Yaukoo Allen," who represented the Farw villo district, rose and said: "I wish to az If Mr. Wax Has boon too lax In collecting the taxf If such aro tho fucia I am willing to relax And remit the tax Which tho law enacts Wo should exact Of his sureties." It is needless to add, my informant says, that tho bill passed by a unanimous vote. New York Tribune, (.io.il. hi Uad the Bait of It. Nat Goodwill is pretty slick and can got out of a scrnK as clean as any man living. A gcntlemau in Now York, writing to a friend hero, inado some comparative allusio to Chicago and tho eastern metropolis. 1 concluding ho wvoto: "Hut I know you: feeling toward Gotham," and then added. 'Hero is a little story on Nat Goodwin that is not malapropos: Ono day Nat Goodwin met young Mr. Henderson, a friend of miue, 'Hello, Nat,' called out Henderson; 'where havo you been so lougf 'Oh, Dp in Boston, Montreal and Philadelphia,' returned Good win; 'and, Billy,' he continued, 'I am glod to get back to New York. All other places in tho country are just camping out onos.'" Goodwin has been playing here, and tho Chi cago man, meeting him one day last week, showed him tho letter and asked him if he thought it was kind to speak that way after all tbe trrand MHVtiOM ho lmd bad here. Nut looked at tho letter, railed, and said without hesitation: "Why, my dear fellow, you don't think I would bo guilty of men tioning Chicago in connection with those places, do yo:il Pshaw! They can't trot in the snuio class with this city." Chicago Heruld. Acconntod For. Col "Dick" Wlntorralth, of Kentucky, is probably tho best story teller in Washington today. If he doesn't ulwuys conllno himself taUtto flin truth iioUmIv Will lind fault Dtl U.i; w - " -" .. j with him, for he tells his little auecdotes with such a sorious mien as to carry conviction to tho minds of thoso of his listcucrs who do not know him so well as some of his friends da He wns shaking tbo other day at Cbambor n.i.Af tin, anv iii which adverse luck will sometimes pursue a nun. and ressarked that he ouco played nt the White Sulphur Springs and nover held a truum Some o:io in the corapauv suggested that that was impossible, because ho must havo held nt least ore trump every time bo dealt tho cards. "But," replied tho colonel, bringing bis fist down ou tho table in front of bin, ' overy time I dealt it was a misdeal." New Y'ork Tribune Tho Sou of Ills Father. Here is a storv about tho son of the late bishop of Illinois. Mr. WhUehotise had some business la New York with u lurgo law firm, wherein a sou of Ilufus Cboate a a partner It was Mr. Choate to whom hite bouse addressed himself. "All right, sit down," said the Now York lawyer; "i ll see you in a moment or two." "But," said tho visitor, "I am .r. W bite bouse, of Chicuga" "All right, all right," said the lawyer, Kribbling away like mad; ''take a chair; I am busy just now." "But," ngaiu said Mr. Wbitehouse, "I am tbe toa'of Bishop Wbitchouse." "Oh' well take two chain then, laid Choate', without looking up. - Chicago Herald. . Dad to lie Venus. "You are looking lovely to-night, ny or." said Gracia "I must be," she replied, "because whito coming borne in a car this afternoon a I bihv delptua gentleman gave me his scat. -New York Evening Sua Inducement. Raid a persuasive Egyptian guide to a traveler who refused to climb tbe pyramids: Sv up ono side, down t'otber. twenty m2m no bone broke, and you very happy. Zy two sh-liiaV -Voutb-. Companion. LAZY GIRL'S WISH. Ynu ask. If T roulU be That which ! woulrt pe. IVhst. from all nature's suterhood. Would 1 chaojre place with Would I circle Id iptM with rho itars, at a star! or, Irom yonder wood, I'our my soul aln rtng As upward wircon?, I OMOjtf the blue, at home for a bird? No. a hlrd U too husy. And a star mluM set dluy, "o, I'd be neither-now. don't say a word! I'ray. do you auvpone that Loveh r-d nwe that N'odn and ticeUona nn I beams on me rot g t weary' Thai ever a tear he Sh.-d but for joy that she can he' And that (treat d;llT, So white and katf, That stand- w.th her sister there iu the ion link Hhe a eare. a llunlen to boar, a Trouble in life O no : not one. I've rot4 the story o toe Klnc tn bit tor Vho was not arrayed like one ot these;" TwaS SolOflMMI lillb.e Couldn't e.jual a lllv red field lily thai flaunts in the breeie. Bo, If 1 eould chiviv? me, W th ftOM la rcfue me. Fee lot I'd llRO boil of nil on the earth. TwetU le that of the (towers Who Oil tl.rouxh the houra dave oothlng t.i do from the hoar of their birth. There ar' no traces On lh lr fair laces f itflhnOM, lorrow, a Kf'ef or tin; Their only duty On oitrth It besttty ! They toll not, neither do they spin." - mit Aeat: HEAT AND VENTILATION. ManBle Way of Krenlnc the Air Sini(ile Way of Kreiilng the lr Ii i Moltt in Winter. People who tiso their bruins hrthit uully, tonflhen, Wrltoft, artist-, mutt k tap warn ns the wring of their .ibilitic. They mutt have lires early, tod um (oot-w&ra 'fs duv uml night, and dresi 1 i U Esqulm&ux if nwwinrT. aroongeation of the brain lungi is the p malty, Tho InlUnvnittlMi of the j lutiirM orhloh oarrieil off(leirirt Eliot I tiid Mrs. Browiiinp; was descended from the chilliness and poor circulation which these bninwcrken had borne 'or years. Caro must be taken, with ill this hinting, to have a current of ivarm. Freeh air circulating in the ro itnt, and to have it healthily molct Juoh precaution! u'ive a noft aud lovely mnplejdon, equal to the hunom New port bloom. The b"-it way to secure his eo'.istaat ventilation without draft is by having the top of the window lilted with a perforated board, pierced bv many oonioa borings, only a quar ter as wide at tho center as nt each lurfaoe Ol the hole. This give a tine, forcible plny of minute currents through the room Instead ol a danger km large draught it is n woman'i in- rention, uml a very clover one for keep ing rooms perfectly healthy and fresh, it is a little remarkable that a plain An: 'rieau woman sln ild have worked out a plan of oheap.offiolenl ventilation n the name prineiples as the Frem-h invention which drew the applause of iolrat!So men years later. To keep the air moist, the simplest way is to keep a pan of water In the heat regis ter, with a large sponge in it, or a wet towel hung with ends in the water, giving Off moisture to the air which llmvs over it. Pans of water alone do rory little good, thouch bettor than nothing, Themolsture mustbe directly In tho path of the air to be absorbed by it. The water pans for stoves should be large enough to cover the whole top, and to be kepi clean, and full of fresh water. Suoh water pans purify the air, as well as keep it moist, as they absorb Impurity. A little niter, iodine and suit in the water is very strenghtonlng to breathe, having a mild effect of sea. nlr.Shioley Dan, in Philadelphia IT DIDN'T WORK. confldonot Man siriues Kotwnnni Who llutl "ltemi There. Before" He walked hurriedly into a Maiden Lane jeweler's store, and said : "Will you let DM use your telephone?'' "Certainly." "Hello. Central: Say. give mo 007 B, Brooklyn Hello! u that you, dear? Well, say, I forgot my gold watch this morning; left it under the pillow. I've (jot to hike a train riffht away, and haven't time to po home, so I wish rou'd brinjr it over and leave it here for me. I'll borrow a silver watch in the meantime. That's all, Central." "Thank you," he said, turning Id the clerk. "I suppose you heard what I said to my wife. Now, if you can let me have a silver watch until I get back I will consider it a jfreat favor. My wife will have ray gold ono as se curity." The clerk simply pointed to the door. "Do vou mean get out?" "Yep." Too old?" Yep." "Been there before?' Yep." "Well, (jno.i day." -JcweUri Weekly. Parrots as Parlor Pets. Parrots were more common drawing room pets a century ago than they are now. No fashionable belle's boudoir was complete without one. Belinda h id :i preoentiment of her coming mis fortunes when "Poll sa,t mute, and Shock was most unkind." The beauty of the bird's plumaare and Hh amusing tricks may account for this partiality; but it has certainly been valued as a ,! TOSttV favorite for many centuries. It is said that parrots wore brst ttV I,., . ,i lit i K irope in tho time of Alexander the Great, though only one variety, the gre -n parak-t with a red n ck (brought from India) was known to the ancients until the time of Nero, when the Romans discovered other species in Ethiopia, lhe discovery ol America cnricneo parrot inueicrn u the addition of many beautiful Brazil-H- varieties of the spoclet of their lift Olrlt Written Tn. A public school teacher of Milwaukee has In her not honk tho following composition on "Girls," written by a boy; "Qtrle are very tuck up and dinlM in liiclr manner and tehaveyoumr They make fun of boys, aud then turn round and love them. 1 don't bo lave tbey ever killed a cat or anything. They lookout overy alto and say: 'Ob, ain't the tuonn lovely!' Tbirisone thing I have not told, ami that it they nlwayt now their les ions bettern boys" Chicago Herald. Filial. Wealthy but EooOOmloo Father-Do you know, my sou, what ttriot economy would dofi -r yon I Robert 1 know what it bus done for me, father, aud I NSDsotyou for it Life. Senator JomV Clrent l.uek. The ttnttTT (Jems of Nevada) ha nlway bivn ready to tnkegivat chances. Ilo bo beves SlaOSrsly in the outside help that cornel from no one knows where to inapt ciroaflt1 Ihmess around tho path of a lucky man so that suivosn is Otrtain A mi illuitratiou of tho poOUUer luck hich be lias had at all times during; bi life when ho hot OUOS given bu mmd to hnatlngfOra tpseiik) nsnlt tho sena tor related a Story of Ins early lile when he was u sheriff of a oortsla county in Califor nia Bessidi "Wo set out one day to go up n TSSl can yon which was near my lieadtpiarler. There was no road to it; it una i must f AtitfUiiiR ronto for any one to trnvai overt it was as dilllcuit, owiuj to the necessary climbing up and down, to travel nix miles in thn canyon Ol It wculd have Uvn twenty-live UHia tho ocn blabway, 1 bud one of my deputies With ma We were out seeking for certain ViOlSSMI of the law. About midday wo had traveiisHl half the distance necessary to go and we stop; i for a rsst I pulled out my nMSrsehnttnl pips, for 1 wa very fond of imokiug even then. 1 loaded up with tobactv, when to my consternation I ; mil that I hud no mutches and no mate red tor making a light. My com)aiiiou was not a smoker, mid of course bo had uo matches. 1 was almost dying for asmoke. 1 baled to gio it up, mid in my wondering WhSl I should do, I turned around uml 1 saw u mutch lying on tho ground in tho sand near a little stream that came down through the canyon The sight of that mutch actu ally frightened mo. 1 looked all mound to ne if there was uiiyoucin sight. 1 looked Hp to too if there w a i anything passing over that way, and then I walked up and picked up the mutch. 1 said to myself : 'Of course it wont light; it's been lying on this wet sand.' iiul it did light, and 1 hud my smoke. I never knew anything to bent that piece of luck, but I've had in many close culls in my life inch similar evidence of goisl furtune that 1 can but believe to a certain extent ill good and lad luck.' New York World. loel anil tho Steer. The people of Bast Killmgly, in tho ml y imng county, thin . that u pretty funny thing Oocurrad in that iioiglUiorbissI UCI long ago. Mr. Jih'I Thomas, who is the lured man of an ICast Kiliiugly farm, bus a repute Hon for mixing himself into every dilemma that (an Bad no other uutortuiiatu ; i :i to fix ! with. One morning a few weeks ago Joel went to tho liarn to yoke a Kiir of very lurgo un tamed steers. The yoke was largo and cum brous and the bows WOTS big, but lie got tho wooden loop over one stocr'.i head uud pinned h:m. Willi the next steer ho bad u wrestle, slipping ubout in the trenclierous yard in his effort to hold tbo animal by ono born and carry tbe heavy yoko end with his five arm. Kiually, by an inexplicable mischam-o, either the yoked steer twistod tho other bow over Joel's bead and Mow his nrm, or else Joel fell into it, he doesn't know which. A mo ment later n neighbor approaching tbo bouse beheld the unhappy hired man yoked up with the frantic steer, his wild rod fnco protruding through the big ox lxw, skipping anil piling, lug at terrilic tocd down tho road toward bun. Joel espied tbo neighbor, uml at every jump lie roared in sputtering tones: "Head us olT, It! bead us off." The neighbor snoossdsdifl doing It, turn ing the tram by dint of very active work Into an angle of a stone wall. Then be ner vously bopiH'd around to the steer's beud, meaning to release the animal before Joel nasqiiito killed. It was at tbissint that the hired man manifested the striking origin ality of his mind SWd bis disgust at the neigh bor's luck of gumption at the same time. He yelled: "Here, you! what are yo up tot Never mind the steer; 00090 round hero and unyoke mrl" Norwich (Conn.) bpecial to New York Bun. A lilt of llntmatlc Criticism. The varying sesotions springing from a unow white gown of brocade given with a fares and OOirsr that were cut low and worn OVOrO tucker of llaoold lace.eviiicingskillful exprcsioti of tutslued iossion and hanging sleeves of brocade puffed up so us not to con ceal tho apparent faults of elocution and tntiquo girdle of turquou and brilliant medallions join d by a rare refinement of tnss-!i and motion which convey a gown of dead leaf brown elotb, slit up the sides and o-ii in front over an earnestness abich is oeier siibonlinate to the rolw of black satin, which Is a mass of jet oniarm nts from throat to hem, displaying a much higher order of dramatic ability than sbo evinced but season. - Norris'.own Heralu. MnVSa Man. Cultural Darne-Ju.-t like a maul You grab tbe pa;icr as soo . as it arrives, keep it all to OniSSlf. and then blame me for not be lug lafuf msd on matter of public interest. Uusbuud Well, SSf dear, I'll real th pa per aloud, if you wish. Let me see "Another Ocean Horror." "Oh, don't rend that." " 'Tbo Progress of the Campaign.'" "I dont are for politics." " 'lames of tbo Hour.' " "Never mind that." " 'Sciein-o Solves a Problem.'" "I hate sciencp." "'Mrs. Tiptop's Party-Description of tbo Dresses.'" "Oh, read that "-Philadelphia Record. Another Way. Walter Besant says tbat one should writ poetry in order to acquire command of lau-gua;-'- KdiUr achieve tbe sume rwuit by reading it. Time. T YPC-SETTING MACHINE. the ng talent Intention if n Well-Known A merle u steuoKmplirr. Jamei' K. Munson, a stenographer, gave an exhibition not long ago of an automatic type-setting machine. Mr. Miinson's apparatus is n complete novelty, inasmuch as it runs the ty into the galleys fully justified and corrected, some thing never before WOOmplished hj a typesetting ma ihinn, Thn primary principles of Mr. Miinson's Invention are spited and the possibility of justifying and correcting the tyH' before it goes into tin-galleys. In order to accomplish the justifying Hid correcting Mr. Munson has hm feoted a key-lioard. which, mnde like that of an ordinary type-writer, perforates a strip of paper ol about the width used in tho Wheatstone tele graph system. The icrfomtions con sists of various combinations of letters based upon an alphabetical principle Invented by Mr. Munson. Although only 170 combinations ore needed, 1,019 can ha made upon the key-board if necessary. When the paper leaves the perforating machine the letters lire so far apart that a strip l.:i inches long represents one line in a column of printed matter. The operator of tho machine goes over this strip with a fine rule uml sees that the divisions of words ami spaces come to the end of the Hue correctly. If they do not he has a perforating hand tool with which he "spaces out" the characters so that they justify on the paper strip. when he hns finished justifying the strip it is run through another machine at a high rate of speed and the perfo rated characters aro brought so close together that four inches of paper represent one line in a printed column. Thtoatrip is then put Into the type setting machine proper. This is an electric motor, with a sharp-pointed armature connected with magnets rep- i 'lit Lug Iho characters on the paper. As the armature passes through the perforations in the paper connection Is made with rods over the magnets, which in their consequent action drop a typo into a groove upon a rapidly revolving platform, by which It is carried instantly to pick-ups, which in turn put It upon a supporting rail. It Is then carried automatically to fho galley and (lumped fully justilled and corrected. In tho jxhlbltion Mr. Munson used the Thome typesetter and distributer In connection with bis automatic apparatus, which can be ap plied, he says, to any type-sotting machine now in use. It Is enpable of setting from H.OOO to 18,000 cms per hour. The machine is not yet perfect, but Mr. Munson believes it soon will bo in practical operation. An important feature In connection with the invention Ih that verbatim re ports can bo made upon any number of perforated slips at a time, and a slip supplied to each newspaper having one of tho riachlues. Furthermore, the slips can be run through nu auto matic telegraph machine in Washing ton and fac-simlles forwarded to any point in tho country directly to the newspapers, thus saving delay in handling matter by the ordinary Morse telegraph anil In composition. Mr. Munson hopes to be able to use com pressed air as a motive power and to have the machine on flic market with in a short time. N. Y. Time. A CHEAP INCUBATOR" One Whose tteneml lleserlptlon Indicated Hint It U u Qttl Thing. I notice thi request for a cheap in cubator. The following I have used successfully, and as I never saw one like it I conclude there is no patent. To make an incubator to hold about one hundred eggs, the egg-drawer should bo about two fed by three feet. To make the heater, take two boards throe foot long, and two boards two feet and ten inches long und seven inches wide; nail these together so as to make a box without bottom or cover. Now cover the top with floor ing and bottom with a shoot of sltU, v, i I nailed on. Horn eight half-inch holes in the top, ubout eight inches from either side and same distance apart, so thero will be two rows of four holes each. Now make a hole In one side, nbout midway, four inches In diameter. Over this hole nail a piece of tin with a hole two Inches across. This is for the pipit running from the lamp, and finishes the heater. Now make tho egg drawer the same size as the heater, but only four inchos deep. This drawer has no cover and the bottom is to bo made of strips one Inch square and nailed crosswise on '.he bottom one Inch apart. On thn b sidu of this tuvck an old colTco sack stretched tight. Next lake two pieces half an inch thick and 010 inch wide und two feet and live inches long, und two pieces of the same material 000 foot und ton ii: ).. long. Nail these together so that In laying it in the egg drawer the frame will only bo half an Inch deep. Over this frame stretch a piece of good, new blenched muslin, very tight. The eggs will lie in this mus lin. Now bore holes in the sides of igg drawer just above this frame two inches apart and half an Inch In diameter, and put pieces across the drawer, to b y the eggs between. Hy moving this canvas backward und forward, the egg- can bo turned. This finishes tho egj,'-d rawer. Now make another box the same size as the heater, eight Inches deep. with a tight bottom. In this 'ootlom boro ho'cs same as in th" top of the neater for veatllatioek This box is to be placed tinder tbe egg drawer and Slled to within an Inch of tbe top with awdust. Now placo tbo last box t.enti- ned on pieces two Inchos wide "inning croesways and extending ovn inches on either side, being careful not to cover any of theholos In the bottom of tho sawdust box. On this box place the egg drawer mid on tho egg draworthe heator with the zinc tldo down. J'laoo a shaving between tho egg drawor and tho heater to give the egg drawer room to slide out and In easily. Now take two boards ten inches wide and nail to each side on Ixith lhe sawdust 1hx and the hmiter, and also a hoard on the back end. Now we have the incubator but It must be surrounded with eight inchos of sawdust. To do this lay down two beards on tho Ixittom cross pleoua; Hit s,, boards should bo eight Inchon SfldS ami three feet and eight inehea long. Across the back end pi o n another board In the san.e manner and build sides uml cud up eight lOOOM abOVO the top of heater, then till with sawdust. Now go to the tinshop and get eight half-inch tubes, Hi luetics long and eight 7 inches long; also an elbow, it inches In diameter, one end S and the other 1'.' inches long. 1'ut thv short tubes in the lower sawdust box and the long ones in the holes In Umi op of the heater, so that tho lowor end will come down to within an Inch of the zinc bottom. Put the long end of the elbow through the hole in thu outside box, which mast lie directly opposite the one in tho side of tho heater ami covered with tin in tho same manner. In order to save heat you can build n small lxx over the portion of tho elbow outside tin1 Incubator and flit it with dirt. Put dirt around the elhow where It runs through the sawdust. Place a lamp under the end of the el bow and shove the ohlwnay as far up as it will go. Po not put the eggs In until you can keep a uniform heat of KM) degrees W 101 degrees. Keep your thermometer In the egg drawer and sprinkle your eggs every day with tepid water. Turn the eggs twice each day. I have BOmStlmeS made a door to cover front, but an old piece of car pet hung OVOT the front will do. I hatch about SO per cent, of my eggs. ri'uffcr .1. RutUdfi, in Tulcdo lHuttt. HATS IN THE COMMONS. The Important rrt riier ruv in n I.egUUtlve Life of KiirIuiiiI. A strict etiquette governs the wear ing of hats In the Commons. An honorable member, who, ignorant or forgetful of the forms of the Hoiufe. attempted to walk to his scat when covered, would bo met with loud criea of "order," and although an absent minded member sometimes does so ho has never been known to repent It. Ilo must only wear his hat when seated. Directly ho rises he must doff it, though be may only wish to simuk too, membw behind him or to get a paier from the tnble. If any bill (irresolu tion for which ho Is responsible la mentioned by tho Speaker n member raises his hal and does not rise, and the same is done when another mem ber alludes to him In tho course of a speech or answers a question which ho has put. If ho Is not wearing his hat at the time, he Immediately puts it on and then raises It In acknowledgment. This practice has given rise to sotno funny contretemps, as when an honor able member who was remarkable for a very small head unconsciously picked up the hat of the member next to him in mistake for his own. This moniber happened to be chiefly remarkable for a very large head, and his hat wiim like .in extinguisher when put on his fallow member und had a very ludlcruua effect. Of course, a member never speaks In his hat, except on one occasion, which we shall notice presently. He gener ally places it carefully on the seat ho has just vacated. If he is going to mako ii long s cb and bis throat rixpiirea lubrication, his hat is tbo r ptaelo for a glass of water, which is replenished from timn to timo by an attentiso friend. Members aro generally OaV lei tod enough to remember, when thoy sit down, to be careful to remove their hats from the bench. This Is not Invariably tho case, how ever, for an honorable member a short time ago acquired a universal noto riety in the House as "tho member who snt on his hat." He had just fin ished a muldon ssa'-h of some length, and in the excitement ol tho moment entirely forgot that a shiny and well brushed "tile" occupied his scat. Ha sat down suddenly, rather more sud denly, perhaps, than he had forodeen for maiden speeches arn famous for tincertalntiusund ho sat, unfortu nately, on his hat. We are not a warn tbat there was a glass of wuter In it. but there might have been, und tha examplo should bo borne in mind by rising, or perhaps we should suy aiuk ing, orators. Wo have lot limited that thero Ih one occasion on which a nn'mls-r eun. or rather, according to tho rul must, address thu House with his hat on. This happOM when tho Ilo iso has i 1 1 cb urod for a di Ision, and when a member desires to raise a point of order. To mark the fact that the de bale has been closed and the ii terrup tlon is purely incidental, the momber must speak sitting, and with his hat on. In addition to the uses of hats in tba House to which we have rofe.-red, there is another and a very common one. No member being allowed to claim a a right the iwssession of any teat (the tenure by which they are held being priority of occupation) ex cept in certain cuscs allowed as a mat ter of courtesy, the practice has ariaen of members leaving tbeir hats on tha seats tbey desire to occupy during sitting. n'adiinyto Star.