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SCIENCE Or NAMES. A gyatem Submit ti".l fur th ll.ni-nt ol : ..Mi. . mill Hot lie t. Writers skjik1 much time unci thought In lnfltif a nurae for a play or novel, fur thoy kuow that ttieeeas ia largely dependent on it. Paontn. however, are strangely careless and "ffWHWll in jfivinjc names to children. I'simlly, when a new-comer arrives, hoiiil' old family name is taiion, or if the parents exercise an original choice, they are too much excited to bo guided by any sound euphonic principles. They for get that not only from the social point of view it is very advantageous to have onc"s name remembered, but that from the business jM)int of view notoriety is capluil. and must be obtained by per tistent and ingenious advertising. The economy of the public stock of energy wasted iu innumoruble nnconieioui ef forts to remember a name wi' limit I'ny corners for the memory to ffTSSp, but persistently thrnoi before it. wo ild re sult in an increase of available mental force applicable to settling the ques tion of future probation, or to raising the ethlcil s'andard, or to reforming the tariff, or to disposing of the sur plus. The importance of the subject lends me to suggest OM or two of the chief fundamental principles of the sci ence of naming children. Tho system is simple, and any provident parent can easily master and apply it. 1. Avoid odd, or eccentric, or poetic combination.-, and be guided by eu phonic quality only. It it true that an odd name may be remembered, but the associations with it will not be pleasing. The idea of oddity or affectation may attach to the shadowy personality built up in the mind of the public. Under this rule hyphenated names, especially hyphenated Ibrlituui name like FhSi-il- Jonei Bobi nOOi are to be avoided. Writing the first given name with an initial and the second in full is also evidently opposed to correct scientific principles. . The bet form of name is a dactyl and a spondee, like "Jeremy Taylor." Kvery one has heard of the "Shakes peare of divines." and has a dim idea of an agreeable personality attached to the name. Had his name been diaries Taylor, it is far within bounds to say that his reputation would be about one third of what it is now. 8. If tho surname is not one that can be treated according to the above rule, it should be fitted with a given name, such as to bring tho combination as nearly as possible to the above length attd 0.1 ! "lco. as, Sidney Dobell, Eliery Vane, II. iry Ward Beeeher. Dante Kossetti. Theodore Watts, and the like; or, otherwise, to two long syllables, liko Mark Twain or Bret Kartai The subdivision of this branch of tho subject are too numerous t: be given, but all rest on principle No. 2. The phonic value of the surname iu, under our custom, tho controlling ele ment in practically applying the science of names. The great value of names beginning with Mac or O is evident, because they so readily combine with the ordinary Christian names. Any one would be favorably disposed to Arthur O'Connor, for inslance. A boy pervades our quiet neighborhood simply because his name is Johnny MaoWhorter. Ho is not in any respect a remarkable boy, but his name forces him into prominence by its phonic vulue. There are some ten or tweive boys who are comrades, but he and another dactyl-snondee boy, Emory Watson, are the ouly ones ever spoken of. No doubt there are others who do as much mischief and make more no is 8, but these two reap all tho tune, MUtntie, GREEK DANCING GIRLS. Tlielr Artistic .Vt tin- and QtMafttI Mo tions Graphically Deaerised. In Dm middle of tho square was a ring or coil of maidens, the eldest per haps twenty years of age. the youngest hardly more tiiuii live years old. No two wore dressed exactly alike, yet there was a general similarity in style. All wore long white skirts, some of delicate materials and others of heavy stuff. The overskirt, reaching to the knee, was dark and full, hanging in many folds. A broad b.-tt of silk hung below the waist. An elaborate apron of great variety of color and decora tion, reached nearly to the ankles. Each maiden wore a elose-lltting vest, generally of red, bright blue, or gilt. This was cut low and round in front, and served as stays. Over the Upper part of the breast hung a little stom acher, on which were strung jingling gold and silver coins, the girl's chief dowry. Over nnd around the .head (sometimes covering the lower part of the face), was wrapped a gray 'ker chief. Seven of tho girls, however, who always stood near the head of the line, wore veils of white tissue. The maiden's sleeves showed no organic connection with any outer garment; BMefl tlielirm closely and were of some a ilk Stuff, A-ith stripes running around the arm. Tho whole costume was bright with harmonious colors. About sixty of these maidens danced together, with arms interlaced in a double line, for hours. The dunce was led by one or twe young men at the head of the line attached to the maid ens only by means of a handkerchief. The music was only the humming of the girls rarely did the words of the songbecome really articulate. The steps were simple, generally three forward, followed by three backward ob liquely, so as to move in a circle. 1 saw no "mixed dances" of men and women in Greece, though these have been imported to the cities. The men, however, as in Homer's day, have their own dances, which are much more vig orous than tho-a of the girls. .' cri'j- DOCTORING OLD MEN. A Mtrlkiiix 1'lctuir ..rvlval or oii aimc Mimpllrltli-. i In OM of H;..rjKiV is-ues is given a! very Am Ulnstrauon of Hobens' gelt I brttod psinuat, known as "Doctoring! j Old Time." It represents u lypk U old-time:, with his beOows blowing lh dost from an snotant ofeok, irUh its cords and wci . hta carefully seated. On. of thetl clocks in this generation m myt i i.i.vu ooiy us n rare rei.e. Hie kUSnSlive name. "Ij.tcLiitii'ir ; ni j m, ,, j . ;i-i vrn'.lvo 1.1 miliaria! n.-eaw. drome Indl Uul lime, brings to our muni an- geatkia. liver complaint and cu.tiiwiiuii. other m rsion i.( the title, used fur uu-'clK'l',",,!,,,;'0W,,l"r ru 1 'fund- 1 Lnu nu is (fid. L ptMl.M tin Igor 1. 1 aud U.llullUdrt Uo, j Ollit-r purpos. , ' Old time Doctoring." ServoMpeopki bntieUt by it. I We li-u.ru, Utroush a rtiiubie soui. e. I that one ol the entertnisin OMi.r.,-' tarv mtdicint tit ins of the c untn bus btan for years investigating tn ir:iiulu it ml medical juepiinitiuiie I this centii' v i used in it:- liciiniM'g o! and even before, with a view of aacel hunJng why people in our great gritnd- Uthara' limeanoyed 1 health atid phy-' S Cil VI' fir NO si 11. in fi.lll.i 11. I. II. present itneration. Tliev uow think tiny have ISOUMQ the secret of eecrets. They dud Unit the pNvailing opinion tliat then existed, tli.il "Nature h.u a ftmady ior every existing disordtf," (iu, and ;tctin under this bt- tiui i nr irru m t !... ' 11 il tint 1 1 1. """ hi". ..v.. ..... ; : ..,,l sT m:ui TiiAVt iin.il s( iciur mou herbs and pianU. Ciilinual,lli.1 M.-.'M.iii.t..lieri.u. Mra.Davls,aitlw irisiiiiss upon the forest domain, luts i wood of 1 ohlld suh 'iaka earns acroi Uta sar- 10111I1. iht-M lierl s hs hli'inrluiit rt,l ! deli from a neijl.bor'li hotl-e. ' lut kind of a iintUL tiifcse ut rt'S less i.o .uauni ana Wl.mi, have yuu io- a iiemhbui Due she bus driven tilt ill flllllu'r frulU civil ZA- ffl'UM her eie.ldn-eT "No indeed," re;i. I linn nnttl tlu hiiv boon liikn :nli.il Mrs. Uavla, "She in one of the must MaMsr UOU, Ullt.l UK) lliue netU lUiUM' , ,...,. in ,.m., ,.,.,.. ButyoUM-.sht liel. i Srciiuill.il genta liflfliUSU (.1 llie 111!- ; tic nil v of 0btninicgU1.il,. H. 11. Warner. UMDrietOr ofilun. loldihiniie-.etillhe l foreisi to oP'U li. Warner's safe cure and rounder of the ; Werner observatory, Rochester, N. Y , huu lecn prceaing Investigations in litis dirLC'itdi, into the uiinaU of old (atnilt hi.iiorii s. until he bus Kettrad some very valtlablt onhulaa, I row which hir riiui it now preparing uitii ii ii.Lt, to be told by all ill lights. Tney will, we leain, be known un der the gt neral title o: "W.unet'. L g Cii'oiu letiudies." A;nong tiicic nexl iciiKs will beu "siiisapaiilhi," for ihe blooil and iivtr, the stomach, elc. 1.1 n .1.:., .,,1 ...,,,-,,,..;.,, vn"lll v.i.'llll Ull.l vm.Duiiij.;. Ill n medv." Liu Cabiu huir u.inic," "L'.g I h Uuiiin extract," for internal anil ex ternal uat anil un old v.ihi'.ible discov ery for cKt. rru, called "Log Caiiin rose cream." Am ng llie list is also a j Log Cabin viLaier," and a "L og Cabin liver piU." From the 1111 rul er of reineilits, it will be seen that they do not propose to cure all diseitM's with one prepara tion. It ia believed by many llist with these remedies a ihw ma is to dawn upon lUffbriug liutnanity and that the olose ol the nineteenth cen tury will MS these roels end herbs, as aoni pounded undi r the title of Warner's Log Cabin remedies, as pop ular as they were ut tho beginning. Although they come in the form of proprietary medicines, yet they will bit none the less welcome, tot tull'eiinn humanity has become tired of mod ern doctoring and the public hue great conlidence in any remedies put up by the firm of which II. H. Warner is the heud. The people have befoma suspicious of the iffects of doctoring witli poisonous lirugs. Few realise the injurious effects following the pro aoriptibns'oi many modern physicians. These effects of jioisonoiis drugs, al ready proniii.ent, will become more pronounced in coming generations. Tliertforo we can cordially wisli the old-fishioned new remedies iho best ol sticce.s. Tli's Iso aloe box' to bo in." as the fellow said ahen he found himself looked lip lh the refrigerator. Xhat vilk Urtetc, A country editor Wrote at consid erable length upon "The Future of Hog Baiting.- and a rival editor advised him not to be so anxious retrauling his descend a 11 ts. Texm Hifliu gt. A first class spread at Chinese ; burden. It may be said that with every restaurant in New York, costs If), but 1 movement of their bodies the rings it includes about forty courses and give them discomfort, takes two days to get through with, j "A ring Is never put nround a wo und is sot for u dozen people. man's neck until she is believed to t (Imnraim. man bus a mule that is have atUil tied hor full physical devel- A-i,...,, i anhnol of week duvs, and to church on Sundays, and in so inteiU (rent that if flvso the nin he will po Htniifrht to hisdentiimtioii iiccordino; to the day. Nine years an lira. Mannlnf, of Farts, III., vowed Hint if In r son mar ried a certain yotiiiL' bnly trho ''us db jeetioimble to her she WOOld ','( ki lied nnd stay there Until lie died. The murriuu'e took plao!. tiud tho mother, true to her resolution, never left her bed until the was borne tO her OOfln. Wnnted to Take. 11 Hand. Coun trymaii (in front of Stooh Kxchiinife) "What'l ail thHt feUla1 and shout; ti' in there, mister?" Citken "Bad bwik amonL' the '(?ran?ers'; they're bolnif kniM'ked all to pieces." Omntrymiin (whi)iiiner his fontl-'-Whoop! letnme pit in there nn' 1 11 ", nanilvzju' I'm ii L'ratiL'er mvself! . Ml UnMou nf tin' Heart. Persniis who MlSsr fruui occaaiona! psipitaticsi of tht heart are oftr n un aware lint they are the victim of ; heart ili-a and are liable to die Ttidioitt ivurnini;. lhey ftioiiiu niniMi this tlanaiog eympujm, sad health the dineate by u-injr Dr. Flint's SnaDT. Mack Drug Co., N. . The lateM French nrniedy for debility of nnu oriim L,ujar.:in a Wt VMtnce. It ui the pro dui tof ) ears of MpenincnUal ludy. and in id aily use in tl e r "-t.h lpital wuh irreat .ucteaT Iri.e,i;J0 a bottle. -UldrnegSSfc MILD, BIT BKKKtTlVK. Ii the popular verdict of all who ue IIAMBCKO KIG3. The rryirtalltcd fruit catbartlc. They are pre- ix - are buchlr racomuirndn raMatoa a- a mild aiid eflecl I imnrative. They are ton ..alavt. UUc.liTa- ' ... A lent wrllatnU at MuiyrtHtown. IVun.. for gHOroil. haa bota dillltd S.0UU (net without kUikir.-ttU)lhltK. nil ii:m 1 : itt.NCK In medication, u In SSBtl elr, prudence tlu'Uld be our guide. Yet iltnuan:! iat ii to t' uwn.os. Kyi n uew nostrum ttntli It pat rons, the medical enpirita of every lalav 1 SMSl MVS lh. lr k'uil'. Kv-ty c hin iu the yatiiut uf hu;r.ku is runi Uti .iMtiii'.iy for a time at U-H'i tii,. ...ci . . lu.i.i-n.d by :ho c.-Wu-In l.bit,. nt'al 1 1 the ia..ni rtv.r tinea ioipnatuit of the day ula'dt Hoalnttar'i e'toiuai'li hitter. "on li it third dnciit of WHUsr.iy, urn apprt ! and raooatmcadeq hj .I I'V till' ',!'.. it! 11 Hit lauus. oul-1.: kiul i.rli. it h.f Invalid uvtr. w:,ei. Ilisun asci-riaiieil aiti He for mid 'n:ei'Iar,8tnl.l.siiWtii.;ito.Kiaiinuu:ty. Wblte Elepht it et Blm, LI n of Eng. hii.l. Piauon of l lio.H, Lns . f Sit.er- land, Banesr ol Parsia, Cwsrsnl '.1 Kvvpt, Doable Rsgls ol Rassta iit.irol Chi'u, fno Vlre.ei.T Ji.p.in. ll.upnf hrm, Tn A.) th..v. hnv It v nf tl.M iri..Mifni' iia, c. MiT,ank CmjuaATtn i.ivmi PtU4 price t ms, at.d mail u the oat- "'"V .iiii.ir.", I'w.. J wiiticu, and 4 eei:l Iu t'.iiips. We will taeu mat. )ou lie- i.i ove list with an ele gant package of oitographic and chro matic cards. FLssrort Bnoa, Pniaauaa, ia. The SlVilun 1'aclltc ICailrou.l iiasleen lit'KUn In earnet. in th ni.! In lilim In-.! aty les nf do. lorinir. ' H hen in 1..! need pny Me. lie tils a hp mn n it 11 Millie uatlbviius 1i1.se, lay (lie 1 tile victim llu' 1,11 her E? ,ur ??JS2 VVl"J& aid lira, smith. "VVb.j iioau't ass nas I'r. p 1 roe'i fleet nl Eusjauvst I'elletef They me ill'i. live itlmut lieiiiK Barah, anu are at tea) to take !u MiKiir i.l.iin.i. I aluay a.i.' tl.-m In give II ,t .Mis. my clni.ir. n. And so do 1, 'tat Havia. Ths llaissts frrai lbs payUoaara in France bolur ia laiiiiui'oi at S.'.IUI.ieil.KU. (ns Mi"i(i AN BIOVKBD." Iir. J. r. t'uMiis (hMaavUb. iihio. tartl "1 ha vi jrivtn Heetfs BMUlMlsa sf Ccat liver Oil v.ith Itv 1 opliospull. u to four pailent tilth bettar raulU thau taewd poattali nrlth any r. nssVi All er. hem 1 Itary eat of e nu .!i nssil set sdvsestai'othai suuwwhsnt onghti . .in in tl e oho!, fretjuei't br uttduir. lit t)IMUl nine .. . . 1 at.c 1 ,nui. inn 111. .t" nu -e c.s. a avo ineit ii. il in neiirlit Ironi Mini- II'-.. urn! are 1.01 now needhiK ah) DMdit UM. A new system of RTTSMSliei or phislrsl Ir.iniiiK luwi been lntrodiieeu 111 tt.e JJi iiifi Army Tbseksoalno, anttsepUo and Msling iimiii- tie of Iir. Se's I'a'anh RenSt MS tin equalh'd. ODD WEDDING RINGS. How the Native of the QMS t'onfo Country DSMSM of tlielr tatlaga. Lieutenant von rrtmooiti ths African explorer, has recently described a Htrange custom among tho Htiyiin.l, who live for many miles nloiier the Up per (.'ongo. The custom would seem ; to make life a good deal of a burden to their married women. Brass rods, which are the fa vorite currency iu tho country, aro welded Into great rings around tho ; necks of tho wives. Many of these rings worn by the women whoso hus bands aro well-to-do weigh as much aa thirty pounds, mill this burden must be carried around by the poor women as long as they live. "Frequently," says Lieutenant von Francois, "one sees a poor woman whose neck Is raw aud soro under tho heavy weight, and iu places tho skin is rubbed oil by the ring. This is a j lUPI sign that tho ring has been re cently welded around her neck, for after a lime tho skin tiecomes calloused, and then tho strange ornamont pro duces no abrasion. Hut the weight is an inconvenience. They never get used to it, and it is a perpetual tax upon their energies. In every crowd; of women may bo soon a number who aro supporting tho ring with their hands, and thus for a time relieving I their weary shoulders ol UM Heavy opment. Once on it is no easy tiiutter to pet it off. The iiittives hitvo no aueh Ihlag iw a file, and thouph they can : hummer a lot of brass rods into 0110 it is very ditticult for them to 01 tho thick maws of metal in two. Women who inOTSSM largely In Mesh after the' rinps have been ftistened on their necks are in danper of stranplinp to dciith, and intitaneeg of this eort have been known to occur. "Yet these women regard the cum brous ornament with pride, irasgloe that it enhunces their importance and houuty, and wear the bunleii with lhrbt hearts. Brnsa is tho money of the country, and by putt! tip it iiround their wives' necks the men are pretty eel lain that it won't be stolen or fooi Lshly expettdad. Hut It is an odd und cruel sort of u MVlOS bunk." "'BEAUTY Curicu Rumixf OjttM 8in ..... 6lc&o rALAsaa raow Pmua lS W jla. NO PEI CA! DO Jt aTICE TO THE KaTECM IM vs t.ich the Ci TltcRA Uk.m:iikm are held by U.e tliouaaads upon thouaanda wlioae livua baVi been made bapw by the cure of ajninudnif. hu ndliatiDK. itchuirf, raly and pimply diaiaurt of Uie akin, acalp and b.ood. nlth laa of hair. t'ci ici'KA, the IT''' Skin Cuii.r.ii.l I'm CL'KA 8oap an ejquialte HtS Heaulidei, pr pared from It, titeniallj-. and iiiucba l.a aoi.vic.T. the new Biood Purlfler, internally, are a poAltlre cure for every form of akin and Moon dlaeaae. from pimpleato acroftila Boll evurwbi.ra. Prioa, Citicuka. SOc: Boar, tic.; Kkholvlvv l. l-repan-d by the I'o T..r tinea axd C'licait-it Cm .Hrartrai.MaaS 1 r laa, am. lew amy ..n. ..u.. aA MAJ ittanionil WHAT IIKAXDItKTll'S ril.l.H IMi. In IIkaniirktu's Pu is the true life medicine ha Ln u found, rmnpowd am thty BM of ntltnerou vegetible SQB Lined that each multiplies the vbtties ef the tet. Thev never etndo SAV hatm. ' heir act hills Is always the sunie, BO Bet ItV how 'ung ir In what do e thry are' taken. They p.inre av.-.-y the waata par liclea i.f tat systsnti They recruit tin Miiiual vig r and rri't the progress of ni cnv. Kay purify the blrrnd. They ibnulate the liver. "'1 hey tavlgOfaM ill ties Hon, Tic. open the uoiea. Thtv 11 ::ke the bOSfelS do the wotk at the kid-' 1 . -, thus uivitiK umss osjrsns sn of (thus seeded rest One or two at utghl for a eek a III demiir.strnte their power and I StnemUy SUfBoltM W ctu-o ordinary dacaaea. Alt the elic'.l brldesn:..l.l of the l'rii' es a!e ;e .iliie, nim ilisi unit none diveivi.l. of TIIK I.ITI1.K MUi A liltlo seed lay Iu the cart, r's palhl A Utile IMO MWod In the troii Mind's wrath: A little ikrabgruWi by i! held lift; Then a ioul tree tinned nil thcuuil.T lila.t. A lit Hi tilth Marled 'twas only llitht; A little chill shivered the bosiSOl t.nfhl; A little uc.. 1 came an. I '...an to prow. Then coiiKiiinptioii laid all h.s bruve atreiiKth low. lie win- in time, t'heek the little coiiirh. cure tlellttlii 1 lull, dispell the Utile pate, ere tie lillle u Itueiit Incomes the slron; uncoiiiiuur i le kUiii of dikiase. Hr. Herue Uolilen Medical IHmovery, taken iu time, ia a remedy lor ii..- ill. Ahbotafiml, the home of Hlr Waller Scotl. ha been lei to a Liverpool ahlphrokor. AN HOKIST POUND. Jo y.m kt...r th t SVAU FLUQ l the only hnsiSUMtChwlM T.ibaeeotliat iaalwaya mado lu ll'si.r, pin a? YoaSaVSfrat tWO I., four iiJIiooa ou SVWV pls of TohaOOO BSsd. DV t:,kin oaly S'l'AU, and j-.u jet tha tei.t i Tobacco mini.'. MOM rlI.K8. Ktwiion a SWhi.u !.! ntlnillut, ir..4t t iiUlit; lr ... n... I. i" If bllownl to 0011 Nunnius 'try mre. Swtvxr, Ointmunt av 1 U).' toaSlag i.n.1 lilwliiif, Leala idorniti n, and io ni-ny vw.'t n-int.v-i ill. tumi.ifc It la e.iiili) elUcaelmi In ci .1 Ik' nil bkm ini'isi. on. no.v-..r. it n.-.. lri,i.liU'iT. l'l !.il.t l hla .. . It.WMlV. 1.1 U, .jl.tiiueU ,.f druvl-l.. H. ..t 1, 11. .11 1,1- SO CmLa. "Hiowir Iti 'iitieiii.il Teneliea" in Lrreat hcrvieo In aubdidni,' llouraenosa. SSsi ..11. y III isixi y. .1. II. KINH.. Aasi.yet and Ann Meal Iteniinl. laiLuraMvy. HH M'i at., t ortiaii't. Or. Analjaoa inmle 01 .ill ti'i.-innei. U-. ruptrlor eirwllenrtj prof mi In nillllnna i.f h.mieif.ir AioretliAi' A.iuarUrof a oentul. It In uisil liy Ihe r.,,-,,1 Si ,i,..i !... run,, in I i,l..r..l I'l th. I. ..111. it thllnl Uiileialtl.'tathHtr..!ii iit, I'linstl and nil Iballtatal. In nM Orata Baftag fewSar Soataot culalu Aiun.-ula, Mine ..r Alum. KnM only In oan riiol HAKiNn i-tiwutK in. nk Toaa. ouioAiio r. u i A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT. Evory MSS tliat amokwi a piiw ia a wtdkinu ailvertiser of tha merit of "Soal "f North Caro lina Rt Cut'' Hmokiun VtVStSSi The "8nJ" ii pronounceit by all ainoker tli" beat Tobacco bi.t sold on tint I'neitle Coaat, SABSAFABLLLA, YELLOW DOCK Aen ItKlide " rotaNis. It cure R11 icaATihM, Nr.i ai Horufol. Goal, Oaurrh. Tumi MurciirUl faiua. It Purltr tin tin 1.1. d Ki'IitfT to la'Uir a Bulla. I 11 1 II Rl.i-um. ana L IImwm Hi na U.AlM Ui. 0.uil.lxlon BrUUii aud Ckatf. J. R. CATE8 A CO., Proprietors 417 ainwair Ht Han rranrlaea. Raftw than tht Chtapett P0RTUWD B'JblNLSS C0UG. Piirtluid, Urecaa. r.ilecteii !, ' -' I ri-iii Shorthand, 1 t ntM. HtU Ii.-.ip nd d I tilt TT A I . HA4 M. aWr. Hoatdah Htamr Hardau 'Jmii bant uaatma.er.la Ln www u.A A aui Vuak ai.u SueSa. BaaSe anrSi al I rwrr rra MjtlTaLAa QUAY OO , Mft There are treat i-"ilMlona In mlnci nt.aita in the I.011.I011 in n ki t. njr flaSSSSaBH" TllY (1EKMKA for birakfauL JMSer TQr r a- - s t PURE 111 1 DIAMHO atm m ma & I riHIIlin rj?rmi CBAM AKlKg owde?J l twM www I W I IM IIIIIM III tSEAlTo? j 1 (NORTH CAROLINA, 1 uc,M(5 am I 'Mfi I Hff TOBACCO J . m Lumbago. " CPU s CHriOiliC cases' ,v30 YEARS STANDI Ml. NO RETURN OF PAIN. At DrfOu l t'l.lir. THE CHAr.LESA. '.".OEttRCO. ealtmoro, Hi. Diamond Vera-Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA, a roimvi ccai rea isoisstrios aas au UmmI Trovllu Aouri TrCrm. Totir "nnvta! or time ui lialervill pi I'mv (Vrvi for you if a.S .urrudL m ilvk, or il tri ,' 'j4 $nU try mi., on i '. I.. Ujtft i Ultl atnnp. Sanplt ral m rteni qf 1 oral SSSS 1HE CNARtE) t. VOGILER CO.. Blltlnort. Hi, ii,.... HuilMHnn WELL DRILLS FOr) EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! M ill. II ' St in) in.- fur niHliinaf ' 1 ' IllustlBtiHl t ulal truit hiiii full mm ikuUm. Man- m'aA'lutiil ly GOULDS & AUSTIN, IC7 JH IIIO l.uke at., CHICAGO. ILL. itirniiMStTennntettk Ml katlafaiilen In Uia MS of OtMMStM ar.d SlaSt I i n sorllif liund foci laf In ri'ivnuiif no liif It to i.ut'Fiara .J.SH'M It. u.n., Dxatur, III. 1-Il l 1 Si. 1)0. bold by Drutxiai THE VAN MONCISCAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. Nob. 133 and 134 Third Street, rorlluud, Oregon. la t' a mil l'rltiita ri r-Ukarf In lVr.laud or 111 la Nnrtliweal Onaat. v l.er itAti.'iit.triiiit a, , i . . .1 .' allNKKV. i'l R, etlltoMl! ANII i.rv.u,'. msKAsi si., .1. a ol I, alugl ur an.: 1 10.1, aucn a LOST MAJMOon. Tforv.itlA i.-l'I'lty, n. t i m ii 1 -a, falll.'S In. 1. 1. it. u (ilnlille ei iipllm.. vKr.'ti ef uoroury kniuuy ami VaiUr trotl't't-, gnni.i. rlic 1, lel ai'lL'ttire, vto. ut MariaM ?n,noo m SM "11 ,..u. Kl.klil 1.1. ...1 Net wra 1 . " . -7-. .- r,.- - .l.nlMl HI. .,. I Tint.ni tin. tleit. .1 line 111 no tit inr I'l.ili.., UV IU0II ."II rial." ntao.l In tuna SO )tra, snoil f..r loo J not alteeted In ellumto. Now.ksI Ui trt,bfta,WSS. alnlnk, eraek, ile.v, Of ear out; "0 uuarantta It. K4o gant KouttiKl Gat, S ttiliiK. d mile r' eatli.K action: flnal Ivory ktrtj th ramona ASTUKU CallorttriUi fm (Mtatmiue, free. T. M. AVI ISIUl I'lANOl'O., tliiiiulaetiitera, Odd Fnlliiwa' Hall, M... Let mid Seventh Stroeta, Hau KrAiiela.11, lor I- iaar.WA.Wl I IU , I 111. .. t atNJ JVl TO t :i,TH. JJjHOkftnalMJ di w aura. ii. nib. Ma Mini li Rita JIM fiaW My Poor Back ! Tlud " oor back " la held rsiufjnilhls (tag more Ihnn its fliare of the nifiotinpt of mankind. II your clot; bitrs 11 man who l;ickl il, do you blame the dog 7 On the ame prindpta tht kidasvs utter their protest rttsltlsg c.mstiiiation '1 licae force them aysleiu of ht poiaous which arc the blood. TkSB the .sutTerer snys the cased. " Not yet ; " bat they will the blood purified, and llie constipation of kidney troubles, ami I'ainc's Celery With its tonic, purifying, and lalttWt l.nlneys, nuikini; it almost iuiaibblc in in.ys. II your lios ol cure nave net vy men rcaiiacn, uy ranwa waasn -oiu-pound; it i;ive ierfect health 10 all who complain oT " their pis.r btickl." i'n'ciJ fl.00. Sold by Druouists. Btm i "i lLi.fsii.Ar in I Arts. VELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, BUUI.IKC-TON, V1RN.O.NT. S Qua mmfwum T0 MAke DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE Bwight's Cow-Brans $(mSaleratu$. ABSOLUTELY PURC. ALWAYS UNIFORM AUD FULL WEIGHT. B lur that tliar la 1 ul. tnr nf a Olio on ; or.r jiarkAt and you will linv U. bait boda iLaue. Tilt COW IHIAXD. A ISTIMULATES 01 ' m&L (A s- 0) "5i 3 o pUBIFIES o li. BLUUD PORTLAND, ORECON. WEAK, NERVOUS PEOPLE in. I otlir sufTprlnf with '-rmr - 9SB .....1 inullng rannla HETAra-rair ttiaH'"w'w'i' preinturw d-lin HR&Hi !Tjsst1tBr''r ""' 01 i'tt aBnK AjIAl r..r,'.l l.y lr llnrnr'l fmr.ooa Tft" auciali-aiiiiaTic But. Tin. iitan.l. V n v.-nr ui. In Hi t'nloa hv bo rtini! aibaswraii 'fit In.unt.j f.lt. In.mnln4 .1.1 Id an wii.iie Umlly mn wr th Main licit lll.llUl il -I'MVIBIII f ,. -111, 111, In l.-ll. A- .111 ,.itiiirutii.iiniii. Ln rmi iinmru uiniat. TOUcumllD'HS. SaS um;. for (implU. . li. J. iMUAls, M M-An .t FiaactMo, Sato I'r..',. IVIfli ral ll'anah r In 11 ji . ..... . neiirmlKi. kl.l- llt'Y Till.' tills.. TAKK NO I'llA.'.. , S, MEXICAN SALVE THE CREA1 HCAI.ER. Cu'e rut'. Suisi. Sab Bhttnt, Hel . Pluiplss, Ptlona Bklti DUeaata, and all ailment (ur which a ta'vu laautiAble. Kor Uakirf QUI ret.tr Hid lieallig It acta like in :t ic. W snt abx. at .i ruiigaiaSs, j 2pHofoGRAPH8$2.00 Wfhl jut - m to BlU i" 1 dot afvryooi id.oto icrh'ttt v lien bVaecdiaa t ilBtps or i.hnlo iauIi of ii lilad si ' ill ail .m.u 1 dwu 1 ml) Di.i - tic-.. 1 lii.i. 1 . t. li .'or )t.0. 1 thereby you are riiniiliiK' nu rlk end not uaj Ina any lono.'t ui ; tl t .ei ir-1 nruaotoM. Also ,1 Bat Uft-MM ' i'h A i 11 I'lirtialtln -Iv I . lot a..V .ttfeiil- WMtetk WILSON'S S'i'UIMI m KiL5 St.. Chltiio. a. The BUYRRS' GUIDE II flBQuk l-uod March and Sept., Bf Auuub rear. H la an enor etopedls of ... tal laftw. stW matioa for all who pur '.TBBF ohni'o th.- luxuries or the aBP neoutiitlea of life. Wi can olothe you aud furnlah you with all the neoeaiai-7 and unneccaaary applianooa to rldo, walk, danoe, aleep, eat, flah, hunt, work, go to church, or atar at home, and in varlout ilioa, ttylat and quantltlot. Jittt fiaura out whttt la required to do all thate'thlnta C0MF0RT.4BLT. and you oan mako a (air otiuiato ol the value of tho BUYERS' GUIDE, whloh will bo Bent upon receipt of 10 oontt to pay poatage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, U! Oa. SPINNEY s Ih-.SpliiMyACOanSitti nervous: SMS K Jic.,ltic to n tin or Muino.ouivii. YOUNOWENM,, rmlon hntiM avult thtMuwlvra vl onr trfnirirtit. A I'tlatir T run IMlUlllilfi, Iu eviTY ClW. rvpuiIU r unary fcii'l Wii.Ti'iil I'iffjiv-F nil unumursvi dl OiaeVnjM, pruiupUy MM nittVly Curvd. MIDDLE-ACEQIVIEN V ! ea.J ef KMney or rtU.Mee, W.k II I. k, Ncrv.m II !.itii, M 1.. 1 in: ni .'-MI..I Hcieiij'ili, etc., cured in... 1. hun. . 1 in 1 .... i i v t ivi.r. al their h.Miiea, ly -rt..,i.itiil.'ii-. n.'.lienieii anA 1., n. 1 i'1-.niH iiii uiie i-i I, it ill ninT M ire tie. I n. inairintii'ii arin l.jr ii.iurire. I'oniultatlua rr.v. Seiul 4 ei ut luitumtKur 'ihc Voutin Mau'l rlend or Oiil.lu to V ndloek. ArciiTCi At ACTlVa aJBT nv.lL.lt I Ol W'anl.til In each count) tor the tun tMt eaniealu. I ek . In th market llanlM.11 ami M. .1". in. mill t'lineUtnl ni.fl I'tiurnuii. r'ur t.'.ina and .. irlt.ny Ail.liiva K I'KllsnN, r.. ln 77, FIikhI tttil.it I111. eumer I'miith an.i M'til.-t .treel IASTHMA cwjm ji:eeniun tlhiiiiil'tireni,t. r.ii;iorivl. ! - I"." '". 1 . -i lhew.'n,le.n -.I11KU-' 'Hi 'iilnrl-l Ir.l il.e.;i)(Tis'li.carrawiuTtiAl.'euinif4U, A .1. ..... . i.l.fi.f .v., .0.1' i'r.. '.)t)r.an.l it .IN.. 11 I It 1 I I f."tlllt 1 la II t.t inr t MA.VSl I .I.II. Mil rtiiinl v. v n. u. No. sai r. n. tr. vn m against ncrvou lira, Impure blood, and to Ho extraordinary work in ridding the result of ificte matter retained in the hack icbet) the kidneyn ttc dia- a-,' be unlcu ti e ncrv .-j are slrengtheneil, .T rcnmVLtl. These are the causej :f 3 nniimmni l er.otVi' them nnicklv. etttel, 11 also k-rciifiaent tne wan cutinc ull tllteatts of llie nerves and kid- pWichtV1 LERATUSJ en CT3 pa CXI 33 to na i Of eg 50 c NEE , W REGULATES