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HoopSTi writing of the people tftklut co.ist of Siberia, says: "Few 1 Uintries an there where dolls are not a Lent resource; tne iuski ciuuiren nave ; Kjirs; make and clothe them with the ; L:.,.,it ntti'iition to details; everv arti- mZiAram is provided, and evervthinu Ifl on and off in the proper manner. lie boys have miniature sledges, boats -1 iiu-s ami arrows: the tills their 1 lolls and also embroidery, which they 1 Lrii- lieL'in to piactico as a pastime, 1 tnj soon become expert in." Youth's gtaponkm. New Kind of C.unponcler. At the Boval Powder factory of Yet- kert'ii. in uelgium. a new guniMjwuor is tiiiL' made, ihev call it poudN papier. jr pajier powder; and it is said that a tharce of two and one-half grammes fthirty-niue grains) gives, in a rifle of Lniall oalibar. an UlltUJ velocitv of 000 Eds to the ball. This is equal to, if it Bow nut beat, tho U'ici powder, be idditional advantages an.' attributeil to it I of not smearing the barrel, 01 proaucing no smoke, and of causing little recoil. Jiew York Post. A YoUf Doctor'a Shren-ilness. A mmim nlivsk-ian relates that, beinc hilar) nnnn tn attend a natient who. 1)0 L,,, w, would i xpeot to seo an elderly and Jgnifleu gentleman instead 01 a person of'alniost boyish appearance, he took with liim an assistant, having given him Koniction alwayi t address him as i.riw.mr " nnH to art toward liim in the I moat deferential way. This plan to win his pationl's trust anil respect succeeded uirauly, and was mo means 01 in flsinpr his field of practice. New York I Sun. A riiyHlrlnn'n Warning. A nhvalfllan thinks that a law should be made to prohibit the use of palvan id iron lemon squeezers. He says that erery time a lemon Is squeezed in one of these machines the acid of the lemon, mmiurr in contact with the zinc, dis- I sokes the same and forms a poisonous i salt. Zinc is a metal wincn w easny hi- ItacW by the weakest acids, and no I article of food or drink should ever ho allowed to come in contact with it. Scientific American. Symptom" of Insauity. Wife Where were you last night, John, Husband At the theatre with a cus- I tinier from the west. Wife What, in all that pouring ram? Husband Certainly, what's a little Hull Wife-Yuu urn cointr to church with mo this morning, aren't you? Husband-W'hat. U all this rain? lou must Ih? crazy! The Epoch. fnHlaa ami Dj'pl We all recocniae the loss of appetite that follows anxiety or the sudden shock of grief; but wo ure not sufficiently alive to our own folly to trace tne same in-m-it-ild.. , i i . . ,'i liali.wi frettinir and dyspepsia. Yet it is as certain that we tax our digestions every tune wc sit down In put ..ifli.p mi nftnrlr nf WOITV. OS it would bo if we were forced to cat as Usual after a heavy Borrow. Demorest s Monthly. Limn of Your Pencil. To prevent tho loss of your pencil through having it slip from your pocket, put a runber band around one end. The rubber clings to tho lining of the jKtcket with tenacity enoupli to prevent the en eil from falling or being jostled from the pocket, yet not enough to make its in (Jfltional removal at all inconvenient. Jtie rubber also comes in handy some times as an eraser. "C. L. H. in The i. Writer. V. ,',. I.. . of California. Curious woodiieckers are those in Cali- fnrr.;-, TI....- mmwlU Air Alll It 1 1 1 1 f 1 Cl'l 1 J I if holes in the bark of a pine tree, as round nu smooth as if bored by an auger, anu in every hole they will hammer an acorn, bi; end out, and hammer it so tightly you can scarcely pull it out. Why they lo this no one knows. The woodpecker has nut given bus reasons and man cannot find out. Prentice Mulford in New York tUr. I'.iluration In America. Amcricaus have the goal habit cf go iog to college. Itissaid, as to the learned nations, that in this country one r-au in very 200 takes a college education; in Germany one in every 213; in llngland one in every !00, and iu Scotland one in every COO. The grade of general intel ligence is higher in tho United States than in any other country ou the globe. -Clucago Herald. Well supported is said to lie the theory that many deaths were cauwxl by suffo cation in hut winter's Uizards iu the northwest Seaweed U now made into pr.pcr which Cuanot be tom and which takes Lbs place P wir.,jow Electric light in cakes of ice h a ovelty for the illtiininauou ball room: 'r ..,1. Nothing succeeds like snother roan's Wess.New York Post. Stationery In the ronfouenu-y. Reminiscence of books and papers of the period recalls the dire and unfilled want of every species of stationery In each household, and the rough devices which were resorted to for supplying such deficiencies. It was a time when any individual who wished to use an en velope might be compelled first to make it, after tlie theory of "first catch your bat," 1 ta The manner of their making was to cut them out of paper by a tm or pasMboafd pattern, and fasten the tlais either with gluo manufactured from the gum of the cherry tree, or with ordinary flour paste. Old desks and secretaries were ransacked, and frequently not un successfully, for tho red wafers or the sealing wax of an earlier date. Even tho most stylish and fashionablo note japer for correspondence had an ex tremely unstylish texture, to say nothing of its hue. that ill couiorted with the red wax staniod with a crested coat of arms. The juice of poke berries, com IKiunded with vinegar, or the distillation of a vegetable product known as "ink lialLs," Usurped the place of ink, and faded from its original purple or crimson color with great rapidity to ono of ugly rust. Steel jiens were scarcely to lie had for love or Confederate money, and the for gotten accomplishment of trinuaing a gray goose quill to a good nib came to be once wore an accomplishment with an ascertained value. Tho mucilage on the lacks of the ill engraved blue 10 sent stain, adorned with the head of Jeffer son Davis, often failed of its purpose; and the fingers, which were not infre quently tired enough after cutting out mid making the envelope, trimming the pen and writing tho letter, must need still go through tho labor of separating the stumps from each other with a pair of scissors or a penknife, and applying flour paste to the back of tho recalci trant stamp, to insure tho safe carriage of tho missive of affection to tho far away soldier whose eyes might never read it. The boys of that day, bereft of pen cils, made them for themselves by melting bullets and pouring tho molten lead into tho cavity of small reeds from tho cane brakes. Trimmed to a x)int tho home made encil, though its mark was faint, Miflieed to serve the purposes of the young scribes and mathematicians. A. C."" Gordon in The Century. A li. r-.i-' Seine of .-nu ll. Tho horse will leavo musty hay Tin touched in his bin, however hungry. He will not drink of water objectionable to Ills questioninz sniffs, or from a bucket which some odor makes offensive, how ever thirdly. His intelligent nostril will widen, quiver and query over the dainti est bit, offered by tho fairest of hands, with coaxings that would niako a mortal shut his eyes and swallow a nauseous mouthful at a gulp. A maro is never satisfied by either sight or whinney that her colt is really her own until she has a certiiieii natal certificate to the fact. A blind horse, now living, will not al low tho approach of any ftranger with out showing signs of anger not safely to bo disregarded. The distinction is evi dently niado by his sensejof smell, and at a considerable distance. Blind horses, as a rule, will gallop wildly about a pasture without striking the surrounding fence. The sense of smell informs them of its proximity. Others will, when loosened from the stable, go directly to tho gate or bars opened to their accustomed feeding grounds, and when desiring to return, after hours of careless wandering, will distinguish the one outlet and patiently await its opening, Tho odor of that par ticular part of the fence is their pilot to it. The bores in browsing or while gather ing herbage witli his lips is guided in its choice Of proper foixl entirely by its nos trils. Blind horses do nbt make mistakes in their diet. In tire temple of Olympus a bronzo horse was exhibited, at the sight .if which six real horses experienced the most violent emotions. Elian judiciously observed that tho most perfect art could not imitate nature sufficiently well to produce &o strong an illusion. Like Pliny and Pausanius, ho consequently affirms that "in casting the statue a magician had thrown Hippotna&ef upon it," which by tho odor of the plant deceived the horses, and therein we liavo the secret of the miracle. The scent alono of a buffalo ro!o will cause many horses to evince lively terror, and tho floating scent of a railroad train will frighten somo long after the locomotive is out of sijht and hearing. Prairie Farmer. Teeth Used a Jewel. We have frequently heard of gems of thought falling from the lits, but it hns ONO left to tho Nineteenth century to implant actual jewels in the teeth, so that as tho lips move, no matter what sentiment! they utter, the jewels flash with raro brilliancy. Ycrily are one's teeth liecoming objects of value. A "fad" still later than jeweling them is to preserve tho molars as they are drawn, liavo thorn carefully polished and wear thorn as single charms, or, if there be a sufficient number, havo them set medal lion shape and made into bracelets. The wearing of a human tooth is said to be unequaled as a carrier of happiness and insurer of x'rsonal safety. This queer fancy may really lie claimed as belonging to our century, as no record hi found of it in the musty jiagos of long aeo. Not so, however, with tho long walking sticks with the crook handles I that many ladies cany along in their mmmaf jaunts, wneuac saiu jaum m up stoep. rugged hillsides or over tho sea shore's even plane. The Alpine stick looks picturesque, so thought the woman of fashion of the time of Charles II. although the linger of improvement has undoubtedly been laid on the sticks of today. They are made of polished wood, are about foiir feet in length, and have fancv heads of unique designs, usually o( wrought gold. table lais. " A RefeMleai Clock Invented. ' A noiseless clock has been invented by ' a Frenchman. In place of the usual I pendulum, the Iiands are set in motion f .1 ill m --- tlti. .Till tli uv me bvm wn iwiwi 1 ' w'hich is fastened to a buoy Coaling in a tank of liquid. This fluid eaoapei at a uniform rate, and can be utilized to feed a lamp wick, thus giving tho apparatus the double character 01 a gho anu lamp. Ylln the lamp is lighted the j necessarv diminution of liquid takes t,la.v bjt c nbusti n, at ' r urn. -Jo carefully reguLited dropping. Home k Journal. 'NERVOUS" MODERN CIVILIZATION. The Suhject' aa Viewed by Writer li Far Cathay No Ket. It is a very significant aspect of mod ern civilization which is expressed in the word 'nervous." Its original moaning is "possessing nerve; sinewy, strong, vigorous." One of its derivative mean ings, and the one which we by far most frequently meet, is "having the nerves weak or diseased: nbjeot to, or suffer ing from unduo excitement of the nerves; easily excited; weakly." The Varied and complex phraseology by which the paouliar phases of nervous disease are tXpreMd has beOOUM by this lime fa miliar in our ears as household words. There is no doubt that civilization, as exhibited in its modern form, tends to undue nervous excitement, and that ner vous diseases are relatively more common than they were a century ago. Hut trhet we have now to Ray does not con cern those who are specially subject to nervous diseases, but to the general mass of (Vei lental-. who. while not in any specific condition of ill health, are yet continually reminded, in a great variety if wavs. that their nervous lYtteUV are a ni'isl conspicuous part of their organ ization. We allude, in short, to people who ate nervous, ami we understand this term to Include all our readers, and, in general, all the (icople who live in the lands I'rom which we have come. To the Anglo-Saxon race at least it seems a ; matter of course' that thOM who live in 111 age 01 Heam and or electricity must neoeeaftrUy be in a different condition as to their nerves from thise who lived in the old. slow days of sailing uckcis and of mail coaches. Ours is an age of extreme activity. Ii is an iigj of rush. There is DO leisure, so much us to eat, and the nerves are kept iu n state of constant tension, with results which are sufficiently well known. Business men in our time have an eager, restless air at least those who do their business in ooddental lands as if they were in momentary expeotation of a telegram as they often are tho con tents of which may affect their destiny in some fateful way. We betray ibis unconscious state of mind in a multitude of acts. We cannot sit still, but we must fidget. We linger our pencils rrhile we are talking, as if we ought, at ibis particular instant, to be rapidly in duing something ere it lie forever too late. Wo rub our bands together, as if preparing for some serious task which is tlmul to absorb all our energies. We twirl our thumbs, we turn our heads vith the swift motion of the wild ani mal which seems to fear that something dangerous may have been left unseen. We have a sense that there is something which we ought to be doing now, and into which we shall proceed at once h plunge as soon as we shall have dis patobed six other affairs of even more pressing iniortunce. The effect of overworking our MTVO! -hows itself, not mainly in such aflaO1 lions as "fiddler's cramp." "telegrapher's Cramp," "writer's cramp," and the like, but in a general tension. We do not -leep as we once did, either as regards length of time or soundness of rest. Wo ire awakened by slight causes, and often by those which aro exasveratingly triv ial, such as the twitter of a bird In n tne, a chance ray of light straggling into our darkened rooms, tiie motion of a shutler iu the breeze, the sound of a voice, and, when Bleep is MM inter rupted, it is lianishcd. Wo have taken our daily life to rest with us, and the re sult is that we have no real rest. In an age when it has Ivecome a kind of npho rim that 11 bank never succeeds until it has a president who takes it to bed with him. it is easy to understand that, while the shareholders reap the advantage, it i-t bad for the peealdcntiNorth Cluna, News. The Dry I nc f Monies. The power of the mosses to endure re peated desiccation has recently been ex perunentaliy Muted by u. Schroder, who obtained the interesting result that many if these plants cannot only resist months of dryness without any harm, but also that they do not perish even under the strongest desiccation carried on in a drier with the aid of sulphuric acid. Plants if Barbula iniiralif, which were einoaad for eighteen months in the drier, after a few wettings resumed growth in all their arts. Other species of barbula behaved lintilariy, A curious experiment was verformed with Orinunia pulrinata, in which a stock which had lieeh cultivated for some lime in a moist atmosphere under a bell jflafl was suddenly OXpoaod to a warm Ad perfectly dry current of air. It lie camo so dry in a short time that it could be pulverized. Then it lay in a drier for ninety-live weeks. But the quickening moisture was still couqietent to awaken it to renowed life. The most rapid dry ing which could be performed in the laiwratory could not destroy the plant. It even showed greater power of resist inco than would correspond with ils real necessities, for so speedy and complete 1 drying out as was effected iu the ex perimentl never counts in nature. Popu lar Science Monthly. Letter 4.000 Tear Old. A remarkable discovery has lieen made in Egypt of tablets or letters, which com (wse a literary correiqiondeiicc of 8.GO0 to 4,000 years ago, carried on between Egyptian! and Asiatics. Tho tablets now in Vienna represent letters and dispatches sent to Egypt by tho gov ernors and kings of Palestine, Syria, QUbyloida and other countries of West ern Asia. Tho find is remarkable fl ry way, and ojiens the ieoplo of that ago to us with freshness and familiarity. It is rlear that the literary spirit is very ancient, and Professor Sayce surmises we bh .ll yet lind libraries of clay liooks. One town in Judah was called "Book .own," or "Library Town." The mo mentum of this discovery will be marked. Uich men should hesitate no longer to aid in unearthing tho vast treasures of the Orient. Olobo-Democrat. Hiring Wedding Outfit. Among the oddest developments of New York's haberdashery ij that shop where underhuen may I hired for trous Boaux purpoaaB. and where the finest of garments may he had for tho honeymoon nlv, if the intending wearer will lay down cold cash sufficient to buy out right a moderate outfit. New Yolk UimiueicJ Advertiser. The Making of the Violin. "Violins that are made as they should be, " explained the dealer, "have llfty oight different pieces The wxd of tho belly, or sounding I-aid. should bo of soft rod fir, a kind only growing on the ryroleso mountains. It is light and strong, nnd lieing of loose grain gives free passage to the waves of sound. The mat are cut in the winter after the sup has ceased to flow, and the WOM is thor oughly seasoned before called tit for use. The older the wihxI the belter. For the nock, Kick and sides Swiss sycamore is regarded the only proper wood. It an swers to a different note than the fir, a fact that has U-cn found necessary to the highest harmony. The violins are shaped ii exact rule, bin the slightest variation in any of the curves gives a difference of ;one, so that no two instruments sound . aelly alike." Several violins of tho same make nnd in all rospicts apparently alike were ;osted to di inonstrate this. They were ill tuned in Bftha, the lowest living what is technically known us mi Idle 0, this being tho OOrreot way to tuno a violin, but under the bow there was a marked difference in the tpudity of tone. "Did it ever o -cur to you," was asked the reporter! "that the strain put on n violin by the stiings is something tre mendOMl When tuned to concert pitch die tension of each string is iiIkuii eighty pounde, making 890 pOUndl for the four. Vet the thin shell, so flail that a bUM ould splinter it, will resist that strain Tor centuries. Of course, the liody is strengthened by little stiis ghanl inside it different jxiiiits; but it seems none tin' h-ss marvelous to me." Ulobe-lk'UKK-rat. House, of ,ti,. 11.11 I' ll is noteworthy that there Is no word in the Hindustani language that signifies homo. There are the house, the house hold, the dwelling; but no home I Tho son is alwaye expeoted to bring his bride to his father's house. If there are sev Hal sons in a family, the household be comes n largo one by tho time I hey are ill married. Every house, when practi- .ililc, is built around an oien space, or court yard, tho entrance to which is so cured I a strong gate. A room is set apart for the soeial use of each family ouiMi.-,ing the household, although, us a rule, all the men eat together, and after ward tho women do tho same, but they tore their own proerty in their private rooms. The house, if that of a poor man, is built of mud or sundried bricks; if that jf a rich man, it is built of kiln dried bricks in a sulistantial manner. There is usually one room, at least, set apart for the men, where they may receive visits from their fnends without the privacy of the domestic circle being invaded. There - a well, or small tank, in the court yard, and perhaps a few flowers for idol worship. If there are cows, horses or mats belonging to the family, they are (tabled in this jnoloeUN, All the work of the family is performed in i(, except, pariiapt, the washing and sew ing, which ire done outside by persons of those metea The WOUtejl of the family never go otitsi le except when properly nceom Mnied, guarded and veiled. Demorest V Monthly. filial a ionium 'yeliirdlu. Here is the ridiculous wuy in which n Set man eyeloidia, recently published in LeipaiOi describee the social life of a largo city in eastern New York, (Kissibly Albany: "After dinner the gentlemen at the reception followed tho ladies to the salon and lighted their cigars. Those who did not smoke, chewed and -p.it piile recklessly on tho floor. Many who did not use tolmcco, took small knives from their (rockets, for an Ameri can gentleman always carries some kind if u knife, and carved or cut slivers from tho chairs; almost all of them put their foot on tables or chairs. This behavior, whiofa would insult our tier man ladies, the many DMMfjru Aineii can ladies in the room regai as a mat ter of course, much to the a ishinent if iho writer." New York Triuune. Thrift of Vletorla'a Servant. John Brown, who probably received more presents than any other menial in the history of the English court, was shrewd enough to anticipate tho embar rassment which would lie caused to his friends if ho died ssessiiig the gifts themselves, so it was tho prudent cus tom of that domestic to sell nearly every thing that he received within a few weeks. John Brown was constantly being complimented with costly gifts, but ho wisely preferred to Ihisw-hs their value in cash, nnd in several cases the Bond street jeweler who had sold the present to tho royal donor bought it buck within a short time from (he n-eipient at very nearly tho cost price. Loudon Truth. The Cult of nurniah. Burmese cats are curious looking ani mals. They havo a joint in the middle ,f their tails, which Bppesdage is in con sequence crooked and sticks out in an angle. They are fine UMallMM of the eat race and very useful in a house. They will attack a venomous snake with out hesitation, and show much dexterity in killing one, biting it on the hank dose to tiie head. If bitten, as one of my fa vi 11, 10 Toms was once by a cobra, they will retire to tho jungle, where they eftt somo herb nature points out to them, and, after tho expiration of a few days, (nine liack to the house very lean and hungry, but well and frisky as ever. txr. San Franciaco Chronicle. i l.nii'. "Old folk' Day." Americans generally might well follow tho example of the Mormons in one thing, namely, the olw nation of a holi la r:.l!,il Old Folks' Duv. Holidays commemorating some national event are too apt In lie seasons ol noisy unrest, a day devoted to the old folks would be the occasion of delightful family re unions, uiid would bo a distinct gain to the home life of the people. It would also promote that rovtrenco for old o ple which is to often lacking hi this country. We need more holidays of the right kind. Let us havo an Old Folks' Day. New York Tribune. Iletf Tea In Hulk. The preparation of tlie huge quantity of beef tea is one ol tlie sights of the lindon hospital One hundred and krvanty-two pints a day is a rt cf fie patrttljff' uiii of fare. Chicago He add. A FEW FORCED MARCHES. Infantry Avernce tint Fifteen Mile e Pay. Anrlent Figure. A dispatch from Fort Robinson, Neb., mentions an exceptional uracil nir.de by tho Eighth United States cavalry, com manded by Col. J. Misonor, from Fort Davis, Tex., having Fort Meade, D. T., for its destination, a distance of 1,050 miles. The regiment reached Fort Rolv hwon on the Nth of August, having nun le let.!) miles of the march, leaving 100 miles still to go. Tho regiment left Fort IMvis on May 17, and reached Fort Moade on Sept. making the time 100 days, and 11:1 average of a fraction over fifteen miles a day, a rate of traveling considered exceedingly gixxl. The land and regimental headquarters accom panied the expedition. This move is merely one of the ordinary changes of quarters, mid is of inten'st only as an initial step toward n change of system in transporting troops. Where time is of little object tho government beg con cluded to adopt the plan of marches in stoiid of using tho railroad, thereby sav ing the cost of transportation a very considerable ileni. f course this can only be done in tho OfJM country, but even there in the great west the land Is liecoming settled so fast that a lrb wire fence is frequently met with as an ob struction. Lieut. L. Wi V. Kennon, nide-di-camp on Oeu. Crook's stall, whoso main hobby, by the way, is tactics, ho having written u number ol exhaustive articles upon that subject, one lately appearing in The Army nnd Navy Journal, expressed the opinion that the system would become very jnip ular, for, besides tho saving in excuse , lie claims it is the best sort of drill, hard ening and toughoningthotrooysus would no other method. Fourteen to fifteen iniliH a day Is considered n fairjuu'o; over lifiivn is culled quick marching, and over twenty Is set down in military luniks as a forced march, but there have lieen some rr.ro instances of quick marching that make tho ordinary forced march swiii like play. Moving a whole army, consisting of Infantry, cavalry, artillery, with the ac companying Imggago wagons and army DtMMLriMj is vastly dilTcrent from the transportation of a single regiment of in fantry or cavalry. Napoleon is credited with having iorformod tho most aston ishing feat of this character on record when in 180.1 he inarched his entire luiny from the channel to thoHliine, a distance of 400 miles, in twenty-live days, sixteen miles a day. Tho historian (libbon tells of a march of the Sultan Galoloddin in 1800 with his troops of 1,000 miles, mak ing fifty-eight miles 11 day. Tho same authority mentions an incident a century later when Mirza Meheddin Sultan marched with ao.000 soldiers 230 miles lu flvo days, but states that tho pMUtJ of tho commander's ardor was the loss of 80,000 of his men, reaching his destina tion with but 4,000. During tho late war Oen. Orierson, now ci donel of the Tenth cavalry, marched liOO miles in sixteen days through the enemy's country ; this was at tho rate of thirty-seven and a half miles a day. Later than this, somo lime in 187B, Con. Stanley marched through Montana and leltota With n regiment of Infantry DUO litca in twenty-eight duys, thirty-two idles a day. Chicago Herald. MaJtttrTi Towering niul IMurky. The manMN of English women are larvelimsly austere. They are of one v;ie, except a few glittering exceptions, -.h i pursue the frolicsome deiium- "ani nation "in the vain delusion that they re imitating American women. With 'ir ;irls (iod bless their Ix'tuning eyes, lever brains and cuptivathig ways prlgbtlineM and vivacity spring from 10 heart. With English women, buoy Doy f manner comes from a thought- 11 and logical deduction from facts. Wo aro heavy," tho daughters of '.iglaiul muse; ''wo must M larky and ud. American girls are vivacious, und he mob pursues them, wjiilo wo sit olidly by in the indisputable and wud Bring Hisilion of rank ootsiders. Wo ia 1 In! gay we will bo guy." The effort is invariably majestic, tow ring and plucky, but it is futile. An animattsl" English girl of 24 reminds 10 of an overgrown colt who has not yet 'ostored his legs, gamboling with elec rioal playfulness over a stubby field. QlakeJy Hall in The Argonaut. I'l-oaslng; 1 lie Allantla Ocean. Ono hundred yenrs ago our fothera vcre content to hear from Europo once in two or threo montlis that was lietter than tho six months of their fathers. It look at least a month to cross tho At lantic. Tho early steamers reduced this timo to threo woeJts. This was considered M(S 1. The Great Western brought tho p.issitgo down to fourteen days, which was a miracle. In 1830 tho Ilritannia reduced time to twelve days; then in 1870 the White Star lino crossed in nino days. It wus but a nino days' wonder. Tho Alaska cut tho record to seven days, and then tho Oregon to six days anil a half, mid tho Umbria is a quarter of a day hatM yet Tho ideal time seems to bo five days. Probably that will ! ulwut tho maximum and soon attained. Then tho balloon. Globe-Democrat. TatlenU Attracted by gnaekery. A Paris magistrate had recently sum moned licfi.ro him a man charged with practicing medicine illegnlly. The ac cused, to the great surprise of the mag istrate, immediately produced a diploma, and went on to explain thut alients were attracted to him "by the semblance of illegal practice," und expressed his ap prehension (hat his business would bo mtnid if his legal qualification were known. There are somo things that can bo explained only on the principle cf total depravity, and this aeeins to be one nf them. -Oi"-" a Week F. M. WILKINS. Practical DnistiGtaisi DRUGS. MEDICINES. raahea. I'aluta. ,laa. eiU. VrmtM TOILET ARTICLES, Etc PbretefeAe PreeorlpUoae Compounded, SOCIKTItt. U0OC No. II, A. T. AND A. U i j xn ami aim mini mlueadayi la imintJi. QPKNGIR BUT I K LODOK (. , 1. 0. 0. F. 0 aleu every Tuetday r eulng. yyiMAvui m.a KNOAMPMKKT NO. a. ' ' II, i en Hi" oond and fourth Wcdaaa dayi lu each month. IM'pKNK UIIHJK NO. 15, A. O. O. W. J7 Miois ai Mammli- Hull tho uticotiri and fourth Krldaya lu each month M W. f M.OKAItV POM ' NO. I0.O. A. It. MKKT8 ft at Muaonle Hull llie lint aad third Kri day ot each month. Hi order. 1 miu t.tmuL IJl'TTK U1IK1K NO. :W7, 1. O. O. T. MKKTS i ei.ij Saturday iilxlil lu odd Kullowi Hall. V. C. T. 1 KAlUNti SI'AH BANOOrnOPm MKKTS J J at tho f. P. Church over) .Sunday after noon at VIhIioi made nclcome. 0. C. It. R TIME TABLE. Mail Train -orth. 4:IA a. M. Mall train ninth. VM I'. M. Kiiifino I ah il Li-mo north 9:00 a. M. Kiuri'tie Ik-hI - Arrive i'AO l 11. OIT1CK HOURS, EIIDKNE CITY rOaTOmC. (IciiiTal Ui livery, from 7 a. m. lo 7 v. at Money tlraer, fratii 7 . M. to 5 1: M. Iti'KiiiUir, from 7 a. m. IoA t: u. .M.i,:- tor ins 1 h close at SMI r. M. Malln for Koutli cloae al H.1U I. II. Jlsils by Ixx-al eloau al :.1U a. m. Mulls fur I'Vnnkllu eloso at 7 A. M. Moudai anil Tlnirmlai . " Malls fur Muhrl close al 7 A. M. Moaday and I liurwlav. Eugene City Business Directory. UKTTMAN, 11. - Dry iroedii, clolhliiR. irroaeriM and ifcacral morclianiliiic, aoulhwixit cornar. M lllainelto and Klirhl h tret CHAIN 111(08. Healers In Jewelry, natohea OKMII and nnelpal Iniliunii'iils, tVlllamotl utreel, U-tnecn Sovenlli and Kl(thth. rHIKNIll.V, S. II. Dcitcr lu dry Kooda. clolh iiuf mid wen. ml ineiclittiiillse, Wlllamelt atreel. between Klhlh and Ninth. tllLU J. P.-I'liynlclun and NlfMb Vlllaa ette IrtMit, betneeu IteeUtf and Klghtli. HODKBtOi Keeps os bead one winea, Ueueaa clKara and a pool and hlllhird lahle. W'lllaui- ' He -lo I. Iieln.ell i 1 1 1 III Iitnl N II I II. IIOHN, ( II AH. M. (luimmith. rlllea nnd thot KUiia, breech and ntUatta loader, for aala. la 'iialriiitr done In the neiilcsl lylonnd w rallied. Shop on Ninth alrvel. l.UCKKY, J. H. Watchmaker and lawalar. keep a fine stock of kiuhIs In IiIk lino, WUIam itte atreot. In Klhrworth it dniK atore. MOCXukRSN. J AXIS' OhetM wine, liquor niulcluura, WlllnuiclteaU'eet, liutweuli Klghtli aud NTuUi. HOIST OmOl A now atock of itaadard achool Nioka Juat received al the poat otUm UIIIN K1IA t(T. J. II. -Heuea alien ndoarriaa painlvr. Wnrk KiinrunUed lht elaaa HiooaJ HjuMowrojMehnJen DR. L. F. JONES, Physician and Surgeon. IIiL ATTKNIl TO I'ltOKKHHIONAL calls day or nlglit. OrrK-u tltn.lra in Titus- brUiic: oreuba fnnnil at K. It. l.uckey Sc Ooi druir atore. Ofloo hours: H to 12 u., I to t F. M.. 8 to 8 l. at. DR. J. C. GRAY, i)iriST. fmcM ovKit ojumn itobk V7 work warranlod. Liiiurhhur Kits administered for palala tracljou of teeth. GEO. W. KINSEY, J ustice of the Peace. REAI, KHTATK Kolt SAI,K-TOWN l,0T8 and farms. Collodions prompUy at- IVIHlcd to. SPORTSMAN'S EMPORIUM HORN & PAINE, Practical Gunsmith s I'SAiaaa in GUNS, RIPLia, KlahliiB 1'anklc and Material Sewiag MacbiDesasd Needlesor All Hit Fir 8Ue Kepalrina; done Ih the neateat style and warrauted. Guns Loaned and Ammunition Furaiahe4 rjhon on Wllljiuef t Htreai Boot and Shoe Store A. HUNT, Proprietor. WU1 bcrrarur a oomplcU 1(0011 of Ladies' Misses1 and Children's Stat! Ill I IIH ROOTM, Slipper, White and Black, Sandaia, FINE KID SH0XI, MEN'S AND BOY'S BOOTS AND SHOES! And In fact uverythlnR In the Hunt aal Hlioe .line, to which I Intend to devote in j especial attention. MY COO08 ARC Fl HST-CLASHI And guaranteod aa ropreaented, and wtU be aold for Uiu lowest price that a good article can be afforded. A. Hunt. Central Market, n ITieilieraV Vil K i nw PBOPRIBTOKB. Will keep conatantljr on hand a full supply t ItlOIOF1, MUTTON. PORK AND VEAL. Which they will sell at Uie low market prloM A fair share of the public patronage ollUal TO THK KAKMKKM: We will par 1 he highest market prto tm fat ratUn. hiitta and aheep. 8hop on Wilkmetta Street IUCCMI CITY, ORKCON. Heat csaif . u any part ot th oity free U auf purt l t n