EUGENE CITY GUARD. IToprli'tor. EUGENE CITY. ORECK)N. A GAMBLER'S RASH ACT. A Chlarac Artor MtaMirrf. A llua Thief Arientcd. Miiotv Hbrtlit Humeri. DECAPITATED BY THE TRAIN. A Uuinblrr' llamli Act. A well-known gambler named Frank Woolstead. alia Peto Olstead, shot himself twice with (suicidal intent, in a pawn-broker's shop at Los Angeles, Cal. He Baked for a revolver, and an mm u an he got it placed the muzzle t his abdomen ami lired. The bullet passed through him and struck a man named James Gillespie in the side, the ball ranging round unci lodging in his chest. Uillepsiu is watchman at the Southern Pacific depot, and happ ned to be in the shop at tiie time trying on a coat. His wound is very dangerous. Woolstead fired a second shot into the floor, a third into the ceiling, and a fourth into his own head. Despite his terrible injuries ho is yet alive, but is not expected to recover. He is about 33 years old. The supposed csuse of his rash act is despondency, us he re gently served a long sentence In jail for guinbiug. A Chinese Actor Stubbed. Chun Fun, an uctor at the Chinese theatre at Han Francisco, was stabbed and probably fatally wounded by a highbinder, who afterwards made his escape. Fun was in his room when the murderer entered and demanded money. This was re-fused, and the as sassin drew a knife and stabbed him in the neck, wrist and across the tem ple. The highbinder then ran away. Ilurlurs Arrested. The jewelry establishment of Wen dell A Haller. at Chehalis, W. T., was robbed on the night of August 11th last, and gi ld and silver watches, rings, chains and other articles valued at $1,500 stolon. The thieves went to San Francisco to dispose of their plunder, and Detectives Dan Coffee, Mauley and Kilvey arrested Wni.Duu lap and James Uartlott and placed them in the city prison. A portion of the stolen property was found on their persons, and in a valise in their room was stored the rest of the jewelry. ' Chief Crowley telegraphed the author it ies at Chehalis, and the sheriff ai rived and will take the buiglars back on a charge of burglary. Decapitated by a Train. Arthur Douelly, who for some time has been in tho employ of the South ern Pacific Company at Han Francis co, was run over and killed by an out going Monterey train. While un loading a llatear which stood along side the main line, he slipped and fell on the track just as the train was pass ing. His head was severed from his body. Nulelde of a Young mother. Mrs. Lizzie Holmts, 27 years old, committed sr'eido by jumping from I window of the third Hit, of an apart ment house in Brooklyn, N. Y. 'Hit young mother left a family of three children, all under 4 years of age. A Conductor Killed. Jules Steele, a conductor on the north-end freight of the North Pacific Coast railroad, was run over aud killed near San Rafael, Cal. Several cars passed over his body, and it was badly mutilated. I lata I tall. Georgo Farlow, a Yolo rancher, fell from a railroad trestle, near Sacra mento, Cal., receiving injuries from which he died. He had heen at the fair in the pavilion, and startinl in the wrong direction. When he discovered his error he started to return to the city. He was walking down the rail road track when ho fell. He was 60 years of age ami well to do. Nulelded b) I aklUH Morphine. Belle Johnson, a heart-broken woman, ended her life in the city re ceiving hospital at San Francisco. She died from the effects of morphine taken with suicidal intent. This was the third time she attempted to take her life. The woman was 17 years old aud hail been married, but her husband left her several years ago. Since then she has lived with her mother. She had grieved over her husband's desertion, aud but a year ago tried to kill herself. A HiWU) Thief Arretted. A man giving the name of K. H. Cropsey, bas been arrested at San Jose, Cal. He had a small shop where he repaired and repainted buggies, but the game he played was to go to tin- neighboring villages aud wheiever he found a convenient horse and buggy he would pick them up, drive to Han Jose aud paint ami disguise the vehicle, and sell it at anelion. Twelve hones and four buggies have been re covered. His letters show he had several aliases. A Portland lluuilng hi Mltlrr ' Willie Hall, a bright looking lad. Ill years of age, was taken to the office of i he chief of police at Han Francis co, to in detained until his sisters, who are suposid to I c livii g here, are found. The boy UJt his parents arc dead, aud that about, two months sgo he left his old home in Portland, Ore gon, with his tw sisters. They stopped over at Bacrameuio, hud a few days lut' r his tistors came to this city. Willio grew homesick and started out in search of his sifters. The police will endeavor to bring about a meeting. Killed I.J the Cars. Frank Maohudo, a young Spaniard, while jumping oil and on a freight train while switching, hi Gilroy, Cal., fell under the wheels and wus run over, and his ankle was so badly crushed that (loath resulted lroui the shock. Know Mn ils Horned. Thirteen hundred feetof snow sheds burned a mile west of Trui ktc, Cal. The fire caught from a locomotive. Fiie tiains fiorn Truckce aud Summit soon arrived, Lut the sheds burned completely. f atal KeMilt of a Dispute. Stephen Johnson and Fred. B.ilzae had a discussion which ltd to blows, at Sin Marcos, Cnl. Johnson struck Balzae over the head with a stick. The latter diew a knife snd stabbed his opponent, inflicting a wound from which Johnson died in a few minutes. The murderer at once gave himself in to the hauds of theoilict re. Ntr Inline lor More Throut. Neil Kelly, a 14-year-old, took strychnine at a ranch in Sutter county, Cal., and died in Yuba City. He had been putting out poison for gophers and claimed ho took some to cure his sore throat. Fell I Hi) Feet and aim Killed. At Little Johns' place near Hi quej. Cal., Edward Merrill, a lumberman fell down a bank lifty feet, struck on his head, bounded into the creek thirty feet below, was picked up two hours h.ter u i i line viiHii nod died. The deceased had been at a party at Little Johns and had stepped out into the darkness when the accident occurred. HuiiKcd lliiiikcir. A murine named Fritz Oppinger, Vallejo, Cal., who has been 0OH fined for drunkenness at the Marine bar racks at Mare island, handed himself with a piece of his coat from the grat ing in his cell. I In at l.ukeport. Fire broke out in Tully's merchan dise store, at Lakeport, Cal, and in a short time that store, Mrs. Green's lokging house and Mrs. Bray's lodging house and restaurant were consumed, and Levy's two-story brick with a stock of merchandise was badly dam aged. Tho total loss was $13,000, in surance $0,700. Ma loon Keeper fatally Wounded Theodore Medina, of Napa, Cal., as saulted Capt. Baxter with a knife, cut ting him so seriously that he will die. Medina's wife frccpiently visited Bis ter's saloon, and Medina accused him of giving her whisky and opium. An altercation following, Baxter chasing Medina and striking him with a bil liard cue, tho latter drew a knife and drove it iuto Baxter's lung. Mediua claims the act was in self-defense. I ire 111 a Jil'l l.i Mil in e. Fire broke out in the tine new resi dence of Angus Mackintosh, president of the Merchants' National bank, at Seattle, W. T., lappOMd to have been the result of spontaneous combustion in a room where hud been thrown by workmen a lot of greasy clothes. The lire was quickly extinguished and the damage was only about $'200. Killed b) h llurniinii Canon. Thomas Bogan was instantly killed by tho bursting of a cinon at a demo cratic speaking at Tulare, Cal. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS. T pc-U'rlt lag lleeord lledllccd. Frank I). McGurrau, of Halt Lake, champion tyie-writer of the world, gave an exhibition of his wonderful work at Chicago, and succeeded in putting down the record. The opera tor's first task was copying a news paper article, reading it himself. In one minute he wrote ninety-Bvo words. He then wrote from diet 'timi, and in one minute he wrote 10K words, and concluded the performance by a blind fold i flort, m which he succeeded in writing 107 words in one minute. Death to .narrlage. At Handy creek, N. Y., Wm. Van- derwert was to have been married to Miss Fraukie Matteson, a highly re- ipsOttd young lady, but before the hour arrived for the ceremony he shot hi lilt el ( dead. t Minister' Son lirowncd. John D. CaperUni, a printer, son of Ri v. H. C. Caperton, a prominent Baptist minister, and John Pearce, an old river man, were drowned in the OhU river uear Iiouisville, by the cap sizing of a sail boat. The l.oat I. a lluon. Referring to the balloon found near Providence, R. I., with the name "Carl Myersand the penciled words, -"Met our death in tho clouds," Madame Charlotte, who made a balloon ascen sion, says : "On the 26th instant Leon A. Dan and Charlotta, wife of Carl Myers, were to have had a balloon nee fri in Syracuse. The name found on the lost balloon is that of my man ager Carl Myen. I cannot believe Charlotta or Dre are hurt, though the.y may be. I have not heard any thing In relation to the mutter, which rnaki s me think it can be neither of them. Perhaps I have not b en tele graphed for fear 1 should be fright ened." Death of a Mexican War Veteran. A fatal accident occurred at the Commercial hotil, in Phoenix, Arz , by which Joseph B. Bl.u kwell, a vet eran of the Mexican war li st his life. He retired at nieht to a cot standing on tho new verand.i. On which no ban ister lud been erected, toward morn ing he arose and walked off the ver ander, fracturing his thigh bone and sustaining internal injuries from which he died. He was 72 years old, and a noted member of the Texas rangers during the Mexican WAT, A Iffantlc IVkest Steal. W. G. Hanley, a oommission dealer, of the firm of Peterson & Hanley, of Minneapolis, was arrested on a war rant charging him with stealing li0, 000 bushels of wheat from the Minne apolis union elevator No. 2. It was first discovered that 50,000 bushels of wheat had been stolen by overloading cars. Hanley has been D. C- Motk A Co's cashier and bookkeeper. They are grain dealers, and have suspended, a largo amount of their paper having gone to protest. Others are stn-pected of complicity, including well known wheat men, and It was said the an nouncement of the name would cause a profound sensation, fly the advice of his attorney, Hanley refused to talk. A Convict" Fatal Leap. Anton Blomkr, while being con veyed to Joliet (UL) penitentiary, U enter up m a three year' sentence, es caped from the sheiiff and jumped from the train. He NO ived a frac ture of the skull, which will prove fatal. murdered in VI joining. Information has been received from Rock Springs, Wyoming, of the mur der by unknown persons of S. M. Wall, of Philadelphia, and C. L. Stroug of New York. Both were wealthy young men who had been spending the summer hunting. It is supposed that they were robbed by tho guilty party. A lull of snow in the South. There was a light snowfall at Harris- j burg, Va. The weather was very cold. Fitful falls of snow fell at Pulaski City, Vh., and there was a Ugh! fall in the mountains. A Spy in Camp. A great scare has been caused in the war department over Information to the t fleet that a young British officer, who has been in this cvuutro, has pen-1 ctrated the secret of 0 crating our tor pedoes, upon which We mainly depend for coast defenses, and that he has se cured complete drawing and forwarded them to England. A Sudden Deuth. Among those who attended the fun eral of the Mennonite bi-hop at Lan caster, Pa., was Henry W. Stehmah, who married I grand daughter of Bishoo Stehman. He noticed a pim ple on his ringer while listening to the funeral sermon, and he pricked itwitli a pin. Before the funeral was over he became so sick he hud to be taken home. His hand and arm were twollen to twice their natural size be fore he reached home. Ih swelling spread over his entire bedy, and he died shortly alter in great agony. Do-j ceased was but 33 years old, but he hud, through his own exertions, k -come tho owner of soveu of Ltncas ter county's finest farm?. While ac-j quiring this great property he also made hitm-ell I cla-sical scholar by assiduous study. He took an acthe part in politics, and wm president of; the local club. He wa looked on as: toe future farmer ku.g of Lancaster county. A Salvation Array Man Killed. A member of the Salvation Army named Tuttb boarded a passenger steamer at South Norwalk, Conn., and began preaching to ihe fireman of the steamer. The latter struck Tut'.lo on the head with a shovel, and Tuttle died from congestion of the brain. Another Ilitnk rackaire Stolen. The fact has just transpired that a paekago containing $.V800 was stolen from the New York National Bank of Republic, in some mysterious manner. Mrs. Celesta B. If. Wiuslow began to write stories and poems when nine years of age. Georgo W. Chlldl has an extreme ly rare and valunblo collection of man uscripts. One of tho most interesting is that of EdgU Allan Poo's, "The Murder in the Ruo Morgue." In literature quotation is good only when tho writer whom I follow goesnn way. and. being bettor mount ed than I. mvos mo a cast, as wo say; but if I like tho gay equipage so well as to go out of my road. I had better have fOM afoot Emerson. o- Algernon waiting) "Aw, I say, Bobby, what does you'ah sistah think of me anyway?" Bobby "Sho says she thinks you're just too nice to live and " Algernon (highly elated) "Yaas!" Bobby "An' she can't see why the authorities out of mercy don't have you shot" Judge. " Remember, Bridget," said Miss Clara, "that I am out to every body but Mr. Sampson." A little later Bridget answered a ring at the door. "Whowaa it. Bridget?" asked Miss Clara. " Young Misther Beaunecamp. mum. " " And did you say that I was out?" "Yls,- I sod yes we- out to Ivorv bodv but MUlher Sampson." MARKET REPORT. Beliabi.e Quotations Carefully Rl VI-1 o Kveiiy Wkxx. WHEAT Valley. l 40$1 42J Walla Walla, $1 321 35 BARLEY Wl-oV, $0 861 00; ground, per ton, 20 00a21 50. OATS Milling, 3234c. ; feed, 28 30j. HAY Baled, $10$13. SEED Blue Grass, llfjlSe. Tim othy, 78e.; Red Clover, li3l2ie. FLOUR Putf nt Roller, $5 00 ; Country Brand, $4 50. EOGH Per doz. 25o. BUTTER Fancy roll, per pound, tile.; pickled, 3032$c.; inferior grade, 2730 CHEESE Eastern, 13Jc; Ore gon, l-ll ; California, 14c. VEGETABLES Beets, per sack, $1 00; cabhige, per lb., lc. ; carrots, per sk., $ 75; lettuce, per doz. 10c; onions, $ 85 ; potatoes, per 100 lbs., 3040c.; radishes, per doi., 1520c. ; rhubarb, per lb., 6c. HONEY In comb, per lb., 18c; strained, 5 gal. tins, per lb. 8$c. POULTRY Chickens, per doz.. $2 503 50; ducks, per doz., $5 00(2 6 00; geese, $6 008 00; turkeys, per lb., lJc. PROVISIONS Oregon hams, 12Jc per lb,; Eastern, 1313Jc; Batten breakfast bacon, 12$c. per lb.; Oregon 1012c. ; Eastern lard, 10(qH4c. per lb. ; Oregon, lOc. GREEN FRUITS Apples, $ 50 A 85c ; Sicily lemons. $6 0006 50 California, $3 505 00 ; Naval oranges $6 00; Riverside, $4 00; Mediterra nean, $4 25. DRIED FRUITS Hun dried ap ples, 7jc. per lb. ; machine dried, 10f? lie; pitless plums, 13c,; Italian prunes, 1014c. ; peaches, 12J14c; raisins, $2 402 50. WOOL Valley, 17(3 18c; Eastern Oregon. 915c. HIDES Dry beef hides, 810t; cull?;, 67c; kip and calf, 810. ; Murrain, 10 12c. ; tallow, 3i334o. LUMBER Rough, per If, $10 00; edged, per M, $12 00; T. and G. sheathing, per M, $13 00 ; No. 2 door ing, per M, $18 00; No. 2 ceiling, per M, $18 00 ; No. 2 rustic, per M, $18 00 ; clear rough, per M, $20 00 ; clear P. 4 H, per M, $22 50; No. 1 flooring, per M, $22 50; No. 1 ceiling, per M, $22 50; No. 1 rustic, per M, $22 50; stepping, per M, $25 00; over 12 iuches wide, extra, $1 00; lengths 40 to 50, extra, $2 00 ; lengths 50 to 60. extra, $4 00; li lath, per M, $2 25; 14 lath, per M, $2 50. BEANH Quote small whites, $1 50; pinks, $3 ; bayos, $3 ; butter, $4 50 ; Limas, $4 50 per cental. COFFEE Quote Salvador, 17c; Costa Rica, 1820c; Rio, 1820c. ; Java, J,i . ; Arbuckle's's 1 wasted, 22c. MEAT Beef, wholesale, 2J3c; dressed, 6c; sheep, 3c; dtostod, 6c; hogs, dressed, 89c. ; veal, 57c. PICKLES Kegs ouoted steady at $1 35. SALT Liverpool grades of fine quoted $18, $19 and $20 for the three sizes ; stock salt, $10. SUGAR Prices for barrels; Golden C.Gc; extra C, 6c. ; dry granulated, 7gc. ; crushed, fine crushed, cube and powdered, 7 J. i extra C, Ofc; halves and boxes, $c. higher. HUMOROU& Rill collectors sometimes imitate tho promoter! of a colonization scheme and offer special inducements to sot" tiers. h troit Free Press. The Russinn law prohibits joking about tho Emperor. That's why no ono in Russia ever rofors to Alexander as an old t'zardine. Tuck. "Were you troubled with ennui whilo at sea?" he asked, airily. "Well," said tho Chicago girl, "I was at first, but cracked ice relieved mo very much." Ocean. Collector (on his tonth visit) "Look-a-hero; how many nioro times do you want mo to call with this little account?'' Bill Overdue' Why, man, I don't care if you never call again." Ltfe. Country Minister (to boy fishing) "What will your father say, little boy, when he discovers that you have been fishing Sunday?" Boy " I dun no, sir; it depends on how many fish I ketch." .V. '. Sun. "On ions split In halvos will absorb smell of fresh paint," says nn ex change. Ho will a bull fiddlo drown the sound of a flogcotette; but a man must have custard brains to like the remedy. A'cif Haven News. Prince Pumpornicklo: "Darling Moos Elsie, I loaf you. Femino. I am not von uf Hhormany's richest princes, put I haf four tousand thalers a year." Miss Elsie: " Why, pa gives fA.000 a year to our cook." Prince P.: "Veil, marry me und I will do do cooking." Town Topics. Benevolent dame(to tramp) "And o you are always moving from one section of the country to another? I should think home ties would often make you halt" Tramp ' I'm often lame an' halt, mum, but It ain't the home ties that does it; It's the railroad tlea"-Ptaf(pia Record. AGRICULTURAL riEVOTEO TO THE iNTJrlUSTS Of FARMERS and Stockmen, In sowing gras for pasture, the best results are reached by sowing a mix ture for instance. of red top, timothy, Kentucky blue-grass, meadow fescue, and meadow oat grn? bearing in mind th it a mixture of several sorts is more likely to afford heib ige through the whole summer, and 10 he more peimanent. In seeding for meadows, though, it is better to .-ow only one ki"d of seed, as the dirl'ereui kinds will veiy seldom be ready to harvest at the same time. It is surprising what growth grape vines will"niake over an evergreen, if given a chance to run. With only moderately rich soil the vine will en tirely cover the tree, killing it after a few years. Its tendrils cling to the slender stems of the evergreen foliage, and will not relax their held. The higher the vine runs the finer the grapes and the harder they are to get. It is not a good way to give grape vines their will ever any kind of trees. A low, neat trellis will cost but little, and be every way more satisfactory, Mr. J. P. Liwes, whose opinion everybody respects, says he deies not think the quality of a cow's milk is affected by the quantity of water she drinks. In other words, you cannot dilute her milk by ninking or letting her drink water. He, however, is 01 the opinion that thin and sloppy feeds may hate the effect of reducing the quality of the milk. Doctor Voelcker is of tho same opinion in regard to the water supply, and ho agrees with Mr. Lawes in regaid to tho effect of loor, sloppy food ou the quality of the food. It has been said that a farm with out a boy would soon come to grief; but what place would not come to grief without him? Who is it that, "dots the chores" and the bothersome errands? And what boy ever amounts to much Who is not taught to do chores well aud in time, ami to do errands in an exact way? it is busi ness every time, and fathers should re member that their methods are noted and copied by the boys, ami if the hatchet, spade or rake is left to rust tinder the tree in the yard, he thinks that, if father docs :t, it must be all light. On soils containing any clay or min erals a crust forms on the surface of cultivated fields after every rain. It is earned ny the water of evaporation, leaving all its minernl eieinents on the surface, when it changes to moisture This crust shuts out air from the soil beneath it, aud it is very important that it be broken. Hence some stir ring of the soil is needed after every rain, or ern and potatoes will suffer. While these crops are small, dragging over the surface breaks this crust and prepares the way to more thorough cul tivation after the rows can bo seen. The tendency among the best farm ers is toward an early harvesting of the hay crop. The old idea that grass w hen dried i loo li lit and in nutritions is disproved bv the gains ol milk in cows and of boi f in other cat tle when pastured upon it. The e:irly cut hay does dry away in weight con siderably, but what weight remains is nutriment. In grass that has been left to ripen and dry nn the nutriment is too much like OOlu-WOod. What was nutrition has turned to fiber, and in the animal serves mainly the pur pose that cord-wood does in tho stove to maintain Warm lit A mule and two horses wore ob served looking ovc-r a rail fence into a tempting clover field near Baltimore the other day. In a minute the mule had made up his mind and placing his nose under the top rail he lifted it out. He then tried to jump over, but gcvt stuck with his fore feet in the cloVST patch and his hind feet on the other side. Then one of the horses very deliberately hacked up and let ting tly his heels, planted them square on the mule, landing him dean over into the clover patch. The two horses followed in the gap thus made, aud all three went to browsing, apparently well satisfied. Isiuie Hendorson, author of "Aga tha Pago," has nn ideal homo for a literary man. It Is in "ThoBoltons," a London park. In which no business man can bay a foot of ground. By tho terms of the late no person in a vo cation which would invito intrusion, as a doctor, or dentist, or lawyer, can secure a residence in the park. Edmund Yates says that Canon Liddon, ono of the finest scholars and preachers in tho Anglican church, forfeited the good-will of the Queen by addressing her as "madam" in the courso of sermon preached before her. This, Mr. Yates says, is tho rea son why the reverend gentleman is not Invited to a bishopries Mrs. Rivos-Chandler Is of a very indolent turn, and when she is not hard at work at her writing-desk is generally lolling in bed. Some guests invited to visit at Castle Hill were quite disappointed at discovering the young genius in bed with a riovel so entertaining that she could scarcely be persuadod to leave 11 Her usual out door dress in the country is a Tarn O'Shanter cap. a blue shirt laced up the front, a v ery short corduroy skirt and heavy boots. She is short but srettv. SPEAKING IN PUBLIC. "i'.i':ri'-siii.iit llfitirlr n t . mp lining nim My ltdriofl to a younjr man i i . , - mm ... . . -!- - 1 1 I-- it mm uwmm you nave bo nothin "... "j 1: rr ... some imormaiion to contribute to rebjeet under discussion, snd then what VOU have to kiiv in (,.. r .. 1 lUWMBkJ uto wurua. 11 a younff man IM una I ill 110 limy IUH rju u irn),., . .. ..... wiuuiD n KDllll Mu.-.U... 11 u.-Hiiiu una, 1 wouiu ailvlnu llwi.t II) nil' I'm .1" 111. .... ... it.- 1 . 1 . . -"ail ful study of tho speeches 0 ru.a'S torn, such as Burke. As to trjJj the study and praetico of elncui is 1 v -1 1 tun ji certainly great advantage. ;iIV certain trained gestures. Aiwaya k In rr.1.,,1 th..t .. .. .. , . rl t .... I ' "t ested wh'ii you aii's al n, ie, i. n B ui nn . r. ., 1 , ., . I p. ir it . . speaking nowadays in an StteaaJ be oratorical. Rhetoric and jnjao aro simply tho ornaments of tory argument in its substan Itf L.... .1 11 11 mini una 11 ci'-ar, convi Imr 11 1" r 1 ! Ill . . II t t.i llMunl , Boms 11 1:1 an io-giimentauve Wl... is always orettv eertaia of elnii .L. .... .1 1 U .11 ine iiiieiu iu;i 111 111s uiiaii-aiv. 'ni. yenng man nas a cultivated mind t can not. In m a Minv.. :,! ,(,.., ., lie 111:1 v talk, net tno ivm i.oi. . v.w n.iin'ii., ...v,.it 1VI I.U0BMB usher it.. Kverv nmiiit...ii.i- . .. . ... .1 iiw. 1 .1 11 im.i in. m..ii.l.i f.....l. . " n . ' . i-eillencfl is a blot upon his speech; it mars th effect and trios the patience of an audi, once. Tho province of a siieochfato Impart Information or ideas ou 1 rj subject, and load an audience" to urn ...Ol, . ....... I. .w,.,. ...1....I ,. , null jinn wihhuiiiii u, HUCluorn Url jury or a mass meetin:. Of course jf you have no information to pnsas your speech will lack interest as H as substance. Never say any thing- hs tho mere sake of the sound. Of coum It is advisable to express your thougbn in tho most striking language you 1.1a command. I would advise the cult vat ion of extemporaneous siioukinuM much as possible. V a man is natural and snys what ho foels witho'.itattetuL imr to bo ono of tho great orators of tin world, ho will always be an attrssn speaker and a useful ono. As to after dinner speaking, it is the most difficult of all unless you linvo some toast that involves homo definite subject For ist speech is a poor imitation of the end' man's part lit tho minstrels. Hut wVj .11.. i3tt.AM annulniirt la Mi ft ,.f 0 A.m ill le 1 -11 1 11 iiui tiji ii.nu 1 f.i.i in a u:?- cussion of an important subject, then it' may become vc.-y valuable. Bu! of those nvule to amuse, I thinit the min strel show the better of the two.-'. liourkc Cochran, in Des luomaBtgui SLANG LANGUAGE. The Evolution of ColHf Tramp nj Qjrpsjp Vernaenlan Of late years literature and ntty have shown an unmistakable teaeary toilisinterfr.imtiie uul:' n-.vutSW tho still current Bpeech of the very tot est classes of the people manymstnSi of words that are not to bo found in lh dictionaries. These words, or mot if them, wore formerly known as "cant.'' "flash," "pedlars,1, "Greek," 'Jstg' irlKhflptsh." but are now included ai der the generic name of "slang." Hit tho slang of our times is by no meMfj ..,mtiii..il to llie-e unnelironi-ni.- aw ' dude many legitimate meaning! ui used by a sense sometimes ludiowj and always offensive to a refined and correct taste: such tt j substitution of 'dreadfully,'' fully." and other expletWsi i similarly "forcible feebleness," fflt eood old word "very :" as in such 00 ..i fiilk' nrettfi mon pncasi's as u:i r- , jrlrl," an "awfully funny jo 1 "dreadfully line woman." a ''scrasij lngfaree,1,a "marrow-fi in8 ' dy" all of which expiessions slang of the worst kind. "Slang thi was formerly oonflned to tra-nps. bef .r.-iwi..s and thieves, and in 1 modified degree and of a wmewhsl fererent origin and species, totrodewj . . L l..lllU.f professional people, wnenenn 1 s pea aim; 10 one .inni ,L. ,l nivsterios of their VSHOM . . . i..... ..) 1 i i' "i - callings, has in our day "'i.i n. especially within th- last half -invaded tho educated and sei ......j -1 i Eno-land. Ame and Franc-, and all free conntrie ,si .1 k i. ka nn to anv thmg -U the same extant, permeated the ir orature and oonversaUon of the pean nations other than tM m named, where liberty has more orH dogononitad into 1 leense, both in fJSg and action. Democracy, that pant in th-s- thrv -r at naUOBJ. the real parent of vulgar l:'nS-JL thi-eatensto hoof many other aawj and abuses, until a tune P rapidly approaching forallthreft. public calr.mity. perpieiuo, . revoiiiiinii 9H1I11 nn . , luianiaM of men and women more elevated ohannel than which poaiv. prosis-ri'y aim ''". tant luxury and corruption havewj them to to.ButckWQOr V -Old lady ( "CrSl '!"'''(' h j wuiting at (iiSBMniwn)--"W' we waiting hero so long for. -teous Gentleman "Wo are wsi -tho mails, madam." Old Lady-" ing for the males, eh! TnrSS n they've kept us here vralting - ' . mules, ami theom.vr.--.r. . , Ingiy at a poor, unproteeted - W like myself being a few minniss m at Liverpool! 1 declare our x never get their rights." 0-'a- A New York coroner's pnys nmnrks that in his StpsrteaW p found that more people die ' fourrh floor of a build in i: ;-'n the others. In the case of 'n, deaths he says that th. which tuke place on tie one veer in New York than in an parU of the houes oiuo...-